1. that all you seeCopy !req
2. movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. positively can doCopy !req
5. Hey, welcome toCopy !req
6. Bonnie's 29th birthday party.Copy !req
7. I can't keep this up.Copy !req
8. She's 46.Copy !req
9. Here, we brought you guysCopy !req
10. an orchid from Trader Joe's,Copy !req
11. because we don'tCopy !req
12. know or care aboutCopy !req
13. any of your interests.Copy !req
14. Well,Copy !req
15. I put together some videosCopy !req
16. for Bonnie's party.Copy !req
17. Here we areCopy !req
18. on our honeymoon.Copy !req
19. Yeah, Cabo was great.Copy !req
20. We even went backCopy !req
21. for our 10th anniversary.Copy !req
22. Better wrap it up,Copy !req
23. honey, tide's coming in.Copy !req
24. Well,Copy !req
25. let's break for presents,Copy !req
26. but after that, I'll show youCopy !req
27. Susie's birth video,Copy !req
28. and I'll tell you,Copy !req
29. she fell out of thereCopy !req
30. like an orange outCopy !req
31. of an old dress sock.Copy !req
32. Ugh. I have to text RupertCopy !req
33. what a train wreck this is.Copy !req
34. Hey, I want real things.Copy !req
35. Kind of weirdCopy !req
36. they're keeping allCopy !req
37. our jackets in the tub.Copy !req
38. Bonnie?Copy !req
39. I told you,Copy !req
40. Joe, when we're alone,Copy !req
41. you can call me "Bonald."Copy !req
42. No, it's me, Brian.Copy !req
43. Is that your real name?Copy !req
44. I mean, are you okay?Copy !req
45. Sorry, am I allowedCopy !req
46. on the bed?Copy !req
47. I guess so.Copy !req
48. What's wrong?Copy !req
49. Nothing.Copy !req
50. I have something in my eye.Copy !req
51. Yes, you do.Copy !req
52. It looks like sadness.Copy !req
53. Come on, you can tell me.Copy !req
54. I'm your neighbor's dog.Copy !req
55. I don't know.Copy !req
56. It's just thatCopy !req
57. when I was young,Copy !req
58. I had so many thingsCopy !req
59. I wanted to do with my life.Copy !req
60. But now I'm 46,Copy !req
61. and all I've everCopy !req
62. done is take care of Joe.Copy !req
63. And now you feel likeCopy !req
64. you never had a chanceCopy !req
65. to be your true self.Copy !req
66. Yeah.Copy !req
67. I knowCopy !req
68. just how you feel.Copy !req
69. I mean, I'm happy that PeterCopy !req
70. found me and gave me a home,Copy !req
71. but sometimes I wonderCopy !req
72. if I'd be happier on my own.Copy !req
73. Exactly. It's like,Copy !req
74. sometimes I feel...Copy !req
75. Trapped?Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. I was going to say,Copy !req
78. "Like the von Trapps."Copy !req
79. You know, unable to leaveCopy !req
80. their home in Austria.Copy !req
81. Oh.Copy !req
82. Well, that stillCopy !req
83. is remarkably close.Copy !req
84. Thanks for being soCopy !req
85. nice to me, Brian.Copy !req
86. Why are youCopy !req
87. scratching behind my ear?Copy !req
88. I don't know.Copy !req
89. I thought it mightCopy !req
90. make you feel better.Copy !req
91. It does feel kind of nice.Copy !req
92. You're a good girl.Copy !req
93. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
94. I'm sorry. I didn't...Copy !req
95. I didn't mean...Copy !req
96. No, it's okay. Um...Copy !req
97. I'd better go downstairsCopy !req
98. before Joe realizes I'm gone.Copy !req
99. And before PeterCopy !req
100. gets into the stuffCopy !req
101. that's not for the party.Copy !req
102. Ah! Halloween candy!Copy !req
103. Peter,Copy !req
104. get out of the pantry.Copy !req
105. I can't believe I justCopy !req
106. kissed my friend's wife.Copy !req
107. I'm a biggerCopy !req
108. scumbag than Spock.Copy !req
109. I heard that thereCopy !req
110. was a Romulan shipCopy !req
111. spotted in our sector,Copy !req
112. which means...Copy !req
113. Hey, hey.Copy !req
114. Kids, this morning,Copy !req
115. Principal ShepherdCopy !req
116. wanted to say a few words.Copy !req
117. Thank you, Mrs. Abbott.Copy !req
118. Uh, before I start,Copy !req
119. are these the normal kidsCopy !req
120. or kind of theCopy !req
121. ones?Copy !req
122. It's a healthy mix.Copy !req
123. Good morning, children.Copy !req
124. It's that timeCopy !req
125. of the year againCopy !req
126. to fulfill yourCopy !req
127. community service requirementCopy !req
128. by signing upCopy !req
129. for volunteer work.Copy !req
130. Do we get toCopy !req
131. choose our own jobs?Copy !req
132. No, no, no.Copy !req
133. The jobs will beCopy !req
134. assigned randomly,Copy !req
135. but the cooler andCopy !req
136. prettier studentsCopy !req
137. have the better jobs.Copy !req
138. For instance,Copy !req
139. blonde chick inCopy !req
140. the third rowCopy !req
141. will wash my carCopy !req
142. this afternoon,Copy !req
143. while Little Miss FrumkinCopy !req
144. with all the questions,Copy !req
145. will work inCopy !req
146. an old folks' home.Copy !req
147. Is "frumkin" good?Copy !req
148. No, no.Copy !req
149. Brian, what areCopy !req
150. you doing up so late?Copy !req
151. I'm having trouble sleeping.Copy !req
152. I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
153. I kissed Bonnie last night.Copy !req
154. What?Copy !req
155. I know, I know.Copy !req
156. It was a huge mistake.Copy !req
157. So let's just do twoCopy !req
158. or three high-fivesCopy !req
159. and then forgetCopy !req
160. it ever happened.Copy !req
161. Brian, if Joe finds out,Copy !req
162. he'll kill you.Copy !req
163. Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
164. That's why youCopy !req
165. can't tell anybody.Copy !req
166. Promise me.Copy !req
167. Oh, don't worry, don't worry.Copy !req
168. I'm great at keeping secrets.Copy !req
169. Well, except for thatCopy !req
170. one time you discoveredCopy !req
171. my hidden shame.Copy !req
172. Peter?Copy !req
173. Brian.Copy !req
174. I'm, uh... I'm sorry.Copy !req
175. I'm one of these guys now.Copy !req
176. I'm sorry, Brian, I'm sorry.Copy !req
177. Mrs. Parkhurst?Copy !req
178. I'm Meg, your newCopy !req
179. student volunteer.Copy !req
180. Oh. You must beCopy !req
181. my new student volunteer.Copy !req
182. Yeah, I just said that.Copy !req
183. What's your name, dear?Copy !req
184. It's Meg.Copy !req
185. Can I get a new person?Copy !req
186. Nonsense, come in,Copy !req
187. and between you and me,Copy !req
188. I hate my newCopy !req
189. student volunteer.Copy !req
190. That ugly little Meg.Copy !req
191. She says she's a girl,Copy !req
192. but she certainlyCopy !req
193. has a boy's body odor.Copy !req
194. Oh, come on in.Copy !req
195. Peter, Joe and BonnieCopy !req
196. are here for game night.Copy !req
197. Game night?Copy !req
198. Yeah, I figured it wasCopy !req
199. the least we could do,Copy !req
200. since you pulledCopy !req
201. up a beheading videoCopy !req
202. on your phone at their partyCopy !req
203. and showed it to everyone.Copy !req
204. It was really more aboutCopy !req
205. how loud my phone can get.Copy !req
206. Peter, we're doing this.Copy !req
207. All right.Copy !req
208. But the OperationCopy !req
209. game is out of batteries,Copy !req
210. so I'll have toCopy !req
211. make the noise.Copy !req
212. You hear that?Copy !req
213. That's the soundCopy !req
214. of bad surgery.Copy !req
215. All right,Copy !req
216. I'm awesome at charades.Copy !req
217. Guys are going first.Copy !req
218. Okay, go.Copy !req
219. Uh...Copy !req
220. About a Boy.Copy !req
221. Uh, Four...Copy !req
222. Four Weddings and a Funeral.Copy !req
223. Uh, Nine Months.Copy !req
224. Notting Hill!Copy !req
225. Yes, it was Notting Hill.Copy !req
226. I'm gonna go get more wine.Copy !req
227. Oh.Copy !req
228. Hey.Copy !req
229. Hi, Brian.Copy !req
230. Um, listen, aboutCopy !req
231. the other night. You haven'tCopy !req
232. told anyone, have you?Copy !req
233. No, no, of course not.Copy !req
234. I was gonna ask if you had.Copy !req
235. Hey, Brian,Copy !req
236. can you bring me up a snack?Copy !req
237. I'm supposed to be in bed.Copy !req
238. Look,Copy !req
239. the other night was great,Copy !req
240. but it was a mistake.Copy !req
241. You're right.Copy !req
242. Oh, man, what?Copy !req
243. Yeah,Copy !req
244. I mean, there's definitelyCopy !req
245. some kind ofCopy !req
246. connection between us, but...Copy !req
247. I felt it, too, but maybeCopy !req
248. in another life, huh?Copy !req
249. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
250. This could never work.Copy !req
251. Like porn moviesCopy !req
252. before sound.Copy !req
253. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
254. Come on, Bonnie,Copy !req
255. it's Joe's turn.Copy !req
256. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
257. Uh, crippled guy.Copy !req
258. Uh, cheating wife.Copy !req
259. Uh... Cheating wifeCopy !req
260. of a crippled guy.Copy !req
261. Dog... SomethingCopy !req
262. with a dog... Uh, dog kiss.Copy !req
263. I think that's time.Copy !req
264. Your turn is over.Copy !req
265. Oh. "Sounds like."Copy !req
266. Sounds like dog kissesCopy !req
267. crippled guy'sCopy !req
268. wife at your party.Copy !req
269. Wait, wait! I know it.Copy !req
270. The other night at your party,Copy !req
271. Brian kissed Bonnie.Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Bonnie, is this true?Copy !req
274. Oh, my God.Copy !req
275. I know,Copy !req
276. making out with a dog?Copy !req
277. Can you even imagineCopy !req
278. a woman who possiblyCopy !req
279. does that for real?Copy !req
280. Uh...Copy !req
281. Hi, Joe.Copy !req
282. Hi, Brian.Copy !req
283. Look, I want to apologizeCopy !req
284. for what happened.Copy !req
285. I didn't meanCopy !req
286. to kiss Bonnie.Copy !req
287. Everybody hadCopy !req
288. a little too much to drink.Copy !req
289. It just happened.Copy !req
290. I hope we're still cool.Copy !req
291. Hey, don't worry about it.Copy !req
292. It was a crazy party.Copy !req
293. We ran out of salsa.Copy !req
294. How do you run out of salsa?Copy !req
295. Anyway, we're good.Copy !req
296. Oh! Really?Copy !req
297. Oh! Thank God.Copy !req
298. I was worried you'd be mad.Copy !req
299. Mad? At my buddy,Copy !req
300. Brian? Not a chance.Copy !req
301. Hey, is that your car?Copy !req
302. What? No!Copy !req
303. What's he doing?Copy !req
304. My car was parked legally.Copy !req
305. Huh.Copy !req
306. Well, maybe your carCopy !req
307. violated some sort ofCopy !req
308. unspoken boundary.Copy !req
309. One that nobodyCopy !req
310. bothers to codifyCopy !req
311. because it'sCopy !req
312. just common decency.Copy !req
313. Hey, Joe, is that the guy?Copy !req
314. Read your text, Jerry.Copy !req
315. Not supposed toCopy !req
316. say you know me.Copy !req
317. Well, I hope yourCopy !req
318. day gets better, Brian,Copy !req
319. but I wouldn't count on it.Copy !req
320. Boy. It wasn't easy,Copy !req
321. Mrs. Parkhurst,Copy !req
322. but I think we got the nailCopy !req
323. that was pokingCopy !req
324. through your slipper.Copy !req
325. Well, you strike meCopy !req
326. as someone who's neverCopy !req
327. going to get married,Copy !req
328. that's for sure.Copy !req
329. Now get me my itch cream.Copy !req
330. Is it in the drawer?Copy !req
331. Shut up!Copy !req
332. I'm trying to hum atonally.Copy !req
333. Here's your cream.Copy !req
334. See you Thursday.Copy !req
335. Oh, my God,Copy !req
336. I can't believe I stole this.Copy !req
337. You know what?Copy !req
338. I don't feel bad.Copy !req
339. That woman's a nightmare.Copy !req
340. Ooh. I should textCopy !req
341. this to my best friend.Copy !req
342. Sick broach!Copy !req
343. Adam, are you done with thatCopy !req
344. mayor homework, yet?Copy !req
345. It's called a bill, Mom.Copy !req
346. Hey, Brian, I, uh,Copy !req
347. feel that things have beenCopy !req
348. awkward between us,Copy !req
349. but just to show youCopy !req
350. there's no hard feelings,Copy !req
351. can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
352. You know what?Copy !req
353. Sure, thanks.Copy !req
354. What the hell happened?Copy !req
355. How do I walk?Copy !req
356. Are these forever?Copy !req
357. I also rubbed my butt on youCopy !req
358. while you were unconscious.Copy !req
359. I like to put stuff online.Copy !req
360. Meg, Mom said that...Copy !req
361. Hey, what's all this stuff?Copy !req
362. Stuff I stole fromCopy !req
363. the old folks' home.Copy !req
364. But you should seeCopy !req
365. how they treat me.Copy !req
366. Meg, that's no excuse.Copy !req
367. Stealing is just plain...Copy !req
368. Oh, my God,Copy !req
369. is that someoneCopy !req
370. else's glasses?Copy !req
371. I love wearingCopy !req
372. other people's glasses.Copy !req
373. Do I look like ICopy !req
374. stole atomic secrets?Copy !req
375. You do.Copy !req
376. Wow.Copy !req
377. This is awesome.Copy !req
378. I want in.Copy !req
379. And there'sCopy !req
380. the splitting headacheCopy !req
381. from wearingCopy !req
382. someone else's glasses.Copy !req
383. Okay, Chris, here'sCopy !req
384. a room I haven't hit, yet.Copy !req
385. Here, follow my lead.Copy !req
386. Who's there?Copy !req
387. Why are you in my room?Copy !req
388. Oh, hi. You died,Copy !req
389. and I'm here toCopy !req
390. take you to heaven.Copy !req
391. Um, upsy-daisy, here we go.Copy !req
392. Well,Copy !req
393. now that I'm in heaven...Copy !req
394. Hurry, take everything,Copy !req
395. and be quick or we'llCopy !req
396. be in bigger troubleCopy !req
397. than a fat guyCopy !req
398. at a water park.Copy !req
399. Come on, Dad,Copy !req
400. let's go on the water slide.Copy !req
401. I can't fit.Copy !req
402. I'm afraid I'll get stuck.Copy !req
403. I'll just go inCopy !req
404. the lazy river.Copy !req
405. But, Dad...Copy !req
406. No, son, this isCopy !req
407. the life I've chosen.Copy !req
408. Guys, thanks againCopy !req
409. for doing this.Copy !req
410. Joe has beenCopy !req
411. making my life hell.Copy !req
412. Of course.Copy !req
413. All right,Copy !req
414. now when Joe gets here,Copy !req
415. we're just gonnaCopy !req
416. tell him he needs toCopy !req
417. lighten up on Brian,Copy !req
418. and then,Copy !req
419. we'll all talk this thing outCopy !req
420. so we can move past it.Copy !req
421. And then I get toCopy !req
422. show my card trick?Copy !req
423. If there's time.Copy !req
424. Let's make this quick.Copy !req
425. What's going on?Copy !req
426. What's all this?Copy !req
427. Joe, we all know what happenedCopy !req
428. and we're here for you.Copy !req
429. But we thinkCopy !req
430. that you're takingCopy !req
431. this revenge on BrianCopy !req
432. just a little too far.Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. Yeah, I mean, come on.Copy !req
435. It's like enough is enough.Copy !req
436. The Triscuits areCopy !req
437. the rosemary kind,Copy !req
438. not the regular kind.Copy !req
439. Me? I'm not the guyCopy !req
440. who violated the sanctityCopy !req
441. of someone else's marriage.Copy !req
442. Well, you makeCopy !req
443. a good point, Joe,Copy !req
444. and you're right,Copy !req
445. this is Brian.Copy !req
446. We all know he don't careCopy !req
447. where he gets his wick wet.Copy !req
448. Just ask Quagmire's father.Copy !req
449. Okay, we might be gettingCopy !req
450. a little off track, here.Copy !req
451. Yeah, yeah, Brian's right.Copy !req
452. Joe, you're out of control.Copy !req
453. Even thoughCopy !req
454. Brian's been tryingCopy !req
455. to do my wife for years,Copy !req
456. and on some level,Copy !req
457. I hate him for it.Copy !req
458. Oh, Brian's a complete dick,Copy !req
459. we all know that.Copy !req
460. But I think we'reCopy !req
461. losing sight of the pointCopy !req
462. that Bonnie's a weird slutCopy !req
463. who's always letting you knowCopy !req
464. she's open for business.Copy !req
465. What? When am I doing that?Copy !req
466. Oh, come on,Copy !req
467. when're you notCopy !req
468. doing that?Copy !req
469. With that boo-boo-babyCopy !req
470. voice and thatCopy !req
471. still-breastfeeding rack.Copy !req
472. Oh! Give me some of that!Copy !req
473. I'm Bonnie's friend,Copy !req
474. but she couldCopy !req
475. sometimes get the mailCopy !req
476. in somethingCopy !req
477. other than a robe.Copy !req
478. Okay,Copy !req
479. so we're all in agreement,Copy !req
480. Bonnie and BrianCopy !req
481. are terrible people.Copy !req
482. Quagmire, I want youCopy !req
483. to think of a card,Copy !req
484. but do not tell me what it is.Copy !req
485. Okay, enough.Copy !req
486. How dare any ofCopy !req
487. you criticize Bonnie?Copy !req
488. For years,Copy !req
489. she gave up her own dreamsCopy !req
490. to take care of Joe.Copy !req
491. And yeah,Copy !req
492. maybe she kissed me.Copy !req
493. Maybe she neededCopy !req
494. to because she feelsCopy !req
495. so trapped in her marriage.Copy !req
496. It's true.Copy !req
497. No one ever takes the timeCopy !req
498. to ask how I feel.Copy !req
499. Brian's the only one.Copy !req
500. They don't get us, Bonnie,Copy !req
501. and you deserveCopy !req
502. better than this.Copy !req
503. We both do.Copy !req
504. You know what?Copy !req
505. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
506. Wow. We are zero-for-twoCopy !req
507. on interventions today.Copy !req
508. I'm not changing for nobody.Copy !req
509. You're the onesCopy !req
510. with the problems.Copy !req
511. We did it.Copy !req
512. We don't need thoseCopy !req
513. narrow-minded losers.Copy !req
514. This is so exciting.Copy !req
515. We can finally live the livesCopy !req
516. we've always wanted.Copy !req
517. Like, I can finally startCopy !req
518. my jewelry design businessCopy !req
519. making earrings for tweens.Copy !req
520. Listen, hear that?Copy !req
521. That is the soundCopy !req
522. of not makingCopy !req
523. an enormous mistake.Copy !req
524. I think I hear it.Copy !req
525. Oh. Hang on,Copy !req
526. looks like we need gas.Copy !req
527. So do you have,Copy !req
528. like, a credit card?Copy !req
529. Nope and no cash,Copy !req
530. either, but I don't care.Copy !req
531. I couldn't standCopy !req
532. another moment with Joe.Copy !req
533. It was tortureCopy !req
534. just watching him doCopy !req
535. a crossword puzzle.Copy !req
536. Hey, Bonnie,Copy !req
537. what's a five-letterCopy !req
538. word for marriage?Copy !req
539. Fraud.Copy !req
540. It's gotta start with a "U."Copy !req
541. Union.Copy !req
542. Boy, you stink at this.Copy !req
543. Boy, it's just soCopy !req
544. comforting to be here,Copy !req
545. surrounded by otherCopy !req
546. people's memories.Copy !req
547. Back into the sleeve with you.Copy !req
548. Can you hand meCopy !req
549. another nylonCopy !req
550. that I use as a sockCopy !req
551. with my huge beige shoe?Copy !req
552. Sure, and can youCopy !req
553. hand me that ashtray?Copy !req
554. I might fire upCopy !req
555. this pipe again.Copy !req
556. Chris, that's not an ashtray.Copy !req
557. That's an urn forCopy !req
558. someone's ashes.Copy !req
559. Really?Copy !req
560. Yeah.Copy !req
561. You've beenCopy !req
562. putting your pipe outCopy !req
563. in some guy.Copy !req
564. Oh, my God. What are we doing?Copy !req
565. I feel awful.Copy !req
566. We need to giveCopy !req
567. everything back.Copy !req
568. You're right. We needCopy !req
569. to do the right thing.Copy !req
570. Like the dadCopy !req
571. from Small Wonder.Copy !req
572. All right, Vicki,Copy !req
573. time to shut youCopy !req
574. down for the night.Copy !req
575. Good night.Copy !req
576. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
577. Nah.Copy !req
578. She's really gone,Copy !req
579. and she tookCopy !req
580. little Susie with her.Copy !req
581. I miss that babyCopy !req
582. more than anything.Copy !req
583. Oh, I guessCopy !req
584. she left it here.Copy !req
585. Joe, I want you to knowCopy !req
586. I will not supportCopy !req
587. that relationship.Copy !req
588. If Brian andCopy !req
589. Bonnie get married,Copy !req
590. I will not go.Copy !req
591. Although Brian might want meCopy !req
592. to be his best man.Copy !req
593. Then I'd have to go,Copy !req
594. and I'd have to dance.Copy !req
595. It would be weirdCopy !req
596. to be best man and not dance.Copy !req
597. And I'd have to give a toastCopy !req
598. and say thatCopy !req
599. Bonnie's the best thingCopy !req
600. that ever happened to him.Copy !req
601. You know,Copy !req
602. she is the best thingCopy !req
603. that ever happened to him.Copy !req
604. But don't worry, Joe.Copy !req
605. I'll only refer toCopy !req
606. you as Bonnie's ex.Copy !req
607. You know,Copy !req
608. like, "Bonnie has an ex,Copy !req
609. but Brian marks the spot."Copy !req
610. Oh, Peter, that's good.Copy !req
611. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
612. I hope Brian andCopy !req
613. Bonnie are as happy as us.Copy !req
614. To Brian and Bonnie!Copy !req
615. Bad news. The teenage runawaysCopy !req
616. at table fourCopy !req
617. were not big tippers.Copy !req
618. We just need enoughCopy !req
619. money to get to Taos.Copy !req
620. That's like the capitalCopy !req
621. of making and sellingCopy !req
622. your own jewelry.Copy !req
623. Okay,Copy !req
624. enough about the jewelry.Copy !req
625. Do you even knowCopy !req
626. how to make it?Copy !req
627. I know how to make jewelry.Copy !req
628. I just don't knowCopy !req
629. how to makeCopy !req
630. the metal go into shapes.Copy !req
631. Hey, you know what'd be great?Copy !req
632. If you could talk with evenCopy !req
633. a little bit ofCopy !req
634. inflection to your voice,Copy !req
635. so it doesn't sound so muchCopy !req
636. like a fucking power sander.Copy !req
637. Screw you.Copy !req
638. You tweet thingsCopy !req
639. that aren't worth tweeting.Copy !req
640. Well,Copy !req
641. I'm sorry, but Kim KardashianCopy !req
642. did get famous forCopy !req
643. making a sex tape.Copy !req
644. We all know that.Copy !req
645. That's not yours.Copy !req
646. And stop breathingCopy !req
647. through your mouth.Copy !req
648. It's really annoying.Copy !req
649. I'm panting.Copy !req
650. That's how I sweat,Copy !req
651. you dumb bitch!Copy !req
652. No, it isn't.Copy !req
653. Dogs sweat through their paws.Copy !req
654. You're such a know-it-all,Copy !req
655. Brian,Copy !req
656. you don't even knowCopy !req
657. about your own body.Copy !req
658. At least I've had an orgasm.Copy !req
659. Whoa.Copy !req
660. I am sorry.Copy !req
661. Look, this isn't us.Copy !req
662. This is just the "no foodCopy !req
663. and sleeping inCopy !req
664. a car" talking.Copy !req
665. We can make this work,Copy !req
666. like couples whoCopy !req
667. meet on Craigslist.Copy !req
668. You're not whatCopy !req
669. you look like in your picture.Copy !req
670. Let's get this over with.Copy !req
671. I wonder which oneCopy !req
672. of us is the murderer.Copy !req
673. Okay, we ditch thisCopy !req
674. stuff in the day room,Copy !req
675. and then I'm doneCopy !req
676. with my volunteer hoursCopy !req
677. and we never comeCopy !req
678. back here again.Copy !req
679. Mrs. Parkhurst?Copy !req
680. Look at you two,Copy !req
681. stealing from the elderly.Copy !req
682. You're worse thanCopy !req
683. that Juliette LewisCopy !req
684. who makes out with dogs.Copy !req
685. Wait, is that a real thing?Copy !req
686. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
687. What are your sources?Copy !req
688. Listen, we're veryCopy !req
689. sorry we stole from you,Copy !req
690. but you have it all back now,Copy !req
691. so we cool, right?Copy !req
692. You know, I shouldCopy !req
693. call the police on you.Copy !req
694. The police?Copy !req
695. Or maybe, instead,Copy !req
696. we do things my way.Copy !req
697. What's that?Copy !req
698. You will spend time with usCopy !req
699. every afternoon after school,Copy !req
700. doing jigsaw puzzles,Copy !req
701. reading us the newspaper,Copy !req
702. listening toCopy !req
703. poorly-remembered storiesCopy !req
704. that have no point.Copy !req
705. You monster.Copy !req
706. Sit down!Copy !req
707. Now I feel someCopy !req
708. dementia coming.Copy !req
709. Feed me puddingCopy !req
710. while I grip yourCopy !req
711. wrist in terror.Copy !req
712. This isn't my house.Copy !req
713. See, if I make underCopy !req
714. 20 grand for 20 years,Copy !req
715. my film schoolCopy !req
716. debt just goes away.Copy !req
717. That's a government rule.Copy !req
718. Bonnie?Copy !req
719. Joe?Copy !req
720. How did you find me?Copy !req
721. Love is a powerful compass.Copy !req
722. Any time I quiet my mindCopy !req
723. and clear my heart,Copy !req
724. it always leads me to you.Copy !req
725. Plus, dirt-bag hereCopy !req
726. has a chip in his ear.Copy !req
727. I do? Damn it.Copy !req
728. No wonder Peter's so goodCopy !req
729. at hide-and-seek.Copy !req
730. You're underCopy !req
731. the canoe in Quagmire's yard.Copy !req
732. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
733. Bonnie, ICopy !req
734. understand now why you left.Copy !req
735. Over the years,Copy !req
736. I probably haveCopy !req
737. become too dependent on you,Copy !req
738. and I'm sorry if you've had toCopy !req
739. put your dreams onCopy !req
740. hold because of me.Copy !req
741. Oh, Joe.Copy !req
742. But I'm here toCopy !req
743. fight for you, Bonnie.Copy !req
744. And if you'reCopy !req
745. willing to come back home,Copy !req
746. I promise I'll spendCopy !req
747. the rest of my daysCopy !req
748. taking care of you,Copy !req
749. just the wayCopy !req
750. you've alwaysCopy !req
751. taken care of me.Copy !req
752. Of course,Copy !req
753. I wanna come home, Joe.Copy !req
754. I love you.Copy !req
755. Wow.Copy !req
756. I guess just call me Cupid,Copy !req
757. huh?Copy !req
758. You're welcome.Copy !req
759. Oh! Damn it!Copy !req
760. Hey, Bri,Copy !req
761. came to try that apple pieCopy !req
762. you were texting about.Copy !req
763. Oh, you're shot.Copy !req
764. Well, Chris and ICopy !req
765. sure learned a lot this week.Copy !req
766. You thinkCopy !req
767. you learned a lot.Copy !req
768. I had quite an adventure.Copy !req
769. You know what guys?Copy !req
770. We only got likeCopy !req
771. 15 seconds left.Copy !req
772. We're gonna have to do theseCopy !req
773. at the same time.Copy !req
774. Let's race. And go.Copy !req
775. So Chris and I learnedCopy !req
776. that just 'causeCopy !req
777. people are old,Copy !req
778. that doesn't meanCopy !req
779. you should steal from them.Copy !req
780. Bonnie didn't let youCopy !req
781. stir the paint, did she?Copy !req
782. No.Copy !req
783. But I am done messing aroundCopy !req
784. with neighbors' wives.Copy !req
785. Here's an invitationCopy !req
786. to Donna's birthday party.Copy !req
787. Hey, let me see that.Copy !req
788. You rascal.Copy !req
789. And the winner is nobody.Copy !req
790. Especially not you.Copy !req
791. Good night.Copy !req