1. Hey, guys. You look like
you're getting a little red.Copy !req
2. Maybe you ought to put
some sunblock on.Copy !req
3. Joe, we just got here.Copy !req
4. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
5. These got
a little mixed up.Copy !req
6. "Hey, glad you guys
could make it!"Copy !req
7. Ugh, look at Cleveland
over there.Copy !req
8. He's obviously cleaning his feet
in the poolCopy !req
9. without making it look like he's
cleaning his feet in the pool.Copy !req
10. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
11. That's a good temp.Copy !req
12. I wonder if this temp is
the same on my other foot.Copy !req
13. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
14. Sure is a good day for it.Copy !req
15. Good day for
these wet paint brushes, too.Copy !req
16. Is the pool too warm
for paint brushes?Copy !req
17. Hey, sorry again, Kevin.Copy !req
18. I didn't see you in the tub.Copy !req
19. Huh, what's all this?Copy !req
20. Honey,
it doesn't seem likeCopy !req
21. the Griffins are leaving
anytime too soon!Copy !req
22. Oh. Hey, Peter.Copy !req
23. Hey, Joe. What are
all these pictures?Copy !req
24. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
25. They're just some stupid
scribbles I've been working onCopy !req
26. for a children's book.Copy !req
27. Well, I don't think
that's stupid.Copy !req
28. I think that's
awesome!Copy !req
29. I mean, my one
note on theseCopy !req
30. would be to hide a bunch
of dongs in the backgrounds,Copy !req
31. but, otherwise, I
think they're great!Copy !req
32. Wow. Well, that really means
a lot to me, Peter.Copy !req
33. I've been working on this book
for nine years,Copy !req
34. but I've been too afraid
to show it to anybody.Copy !req
35. Come on, Joe.
You can't be afraid.Copy !req
36. What if Bono had been afraid
to wear sunglasses?Copy !req
37. Then nobody would know
about Africa.Copy !req
38. What's it about?Copy !req
39. Well, it's called
The Hopeful Squirrel.Copy !req
40. It's about
a handicapped squirrelCopy !req
41. who has to learn
to overcome his disabilitiesCopy !req
42. so he can survive in the wild.Copy !req
43. As you can imagine,
it's very personal to me.Copy !req
44. Wait... were you
once a squirrel?Copy !req
45. No, Peter.
I'm handicapped.Copy !req
46. Well, you know, you ought
to do something with this.Copy !req
47. Really? You think so?Copy !req
48. Hey, trust me, Joe.Copy !req
49. I know talent
when I see it.Copy !req
50. I mean, I discovered
Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
51. Ordinary legume.Copy !req
52. Ordinary legume.Copy !req
53. Extraordinary peanut!Copy !req
54. Oh, man.
There she is.Copy !req
55. Wha... Who?Copy !req
56. That girl,
right there.Copy !req
57. She comes in here every morning
after her run.Copy !req
58. Ah, I'm obsessed
with her.Copy !req
59. Well, why don't
you go talk to her?Copy !req
60. Way ahead of ya.Copy !req
61. Wh... Where
are you going?Copy !req
62. And... 1,000.Copy !req
63. Whew.Copy !req
64. 1,000 what?Copy !req
65. Percent, that's what.Copy !req
66. You, uh, you in
the game, too?Copy !req
67. You mean running?Copy !req
68. Uh, let me think—
what's on my trophies?Copy !req
69. Uh... yes!Copy !req
70. You're losing her!Copy !req
71. Hey, I'm Brian.Copy !req
72. Hi, I'm Chloe.Copy !req
73. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
74. Hey, uh, you
wouldn't maybe wantCopy !req
75. to grab a bite to eat
sometime, would you?Copy !req
76. That sounds great.Copy !req
77. Awesome.Copy !req
78. You know, see, this is
how you meet people.Copy !req
79. I tried the online
dating thing,Copy !req
80. but there's just too much
competition out there.Copy !req
81. Short, but handsome, slightly
hairy, newly single salesman.Copy !req
82. Short, but handsome, slightly
hairy, newly single salesman.Copy !req
83. Short, but handsome, slightly
hairy, newly single salesman.Copy !req
84. Hi, I'm Al Harrington
of Al Harrington's Wacky WavingCopy !req
85. Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man
Warehouse and Emporium.Copy !req
86. Due to a gut-busting divorce,
limited people skills,Copy !req
87. and significant prodding
from my therapist,Copy !req
88. I am currently seeking online
companionship asCopy !req
89. a short, but handsome, slightly
hairy, newly single salesman.Copy !req
90. And I would love to attemptCopy !req
91. to convert my heavily
embellished Internet profileCopy !req
92. and carefully airbrushed,
out-of-date photo,Copy !req
93. into a night of
physical intimacy with you...!Copy !req
94. Peter, I just heard
the best news.Copy !req
95. Wow, word gets
around fast.Copy !req
96. Nice, right?Copy !req
97. No. Peter,
I took your adviceCopy !req
98. and sent my book
to a publisher.Copy !req
99. They're gonna publish
The Hopeful Squirrel.Copy !req
100. And it's all
thanks to you!Copy !req
101. Joe, that's amazing!Copy !req
102. So there's gonna be a
real live book out thereCopy !req
103. with your name on it?Copy !req
104. Well, actually, I'm writing it
under a pen name—Copy !req
105. David Chicago.Copy !req
106. Well, how come you didn't
just write it under Joe...Copy !req
107. S... Steenburj...Copy !req
108. You know,
your real name?Copy !req
109. I wanted to avoid catching crap
down at the police station.Copy !req
110. They don't like
anything artistic.Copy !req
111. They were pretty rough
on my mime act.Copy !req
112. I'm in a box.Copy !req
113. Oop, that's the
back of the box.Copy !req
114. You're not supposed
to talk!Copy !req
115. Well, how else are you
gonna know I'm in a box?Copy !req
116. Oh. Hi, Brian.Copy !req
117. Hey. You, uh...Copy !req
118. you didn't forget
about our date, did you?Copy !req
119. Of course not.Copy !req
120. I was just thinking,
since it's so nice out,Copy !req
121. we could go out for
a run and then eat.Copy !req
122. Oh. Yeah. N-no, no. You know,
I would totally do that.Copy !req
123. I-I just... I've already run,
like, so many "K" today.Copy !req
124. Oh, come on,
don't be a wimp!Copy !req
125. This way, you'll earn
your dessert.Copy !req
126. Wow, this is great,
isn't it, Brian?Copy !req
127. Yeah, it's awesome.Copy !req
128. Hey, uh, is your visionCopy !req
129. also reduced
to just a tiny pinhole?Copy !req
130. Just push
through it, Brian.Copy !req
131. Once you hit
your runner's high,Copy !req
132. you'll catch
your second wind.Copy !req
133. Runner's high?Copy !req
134. Yeah, my endorphins
always kick inCopy !req
135. at the top of this hill.Copy !req
136. Oh, crap.Copy !req
137. Brian, this is your heart.Copy !req
138. What the hell do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
139. Stop.Copy !req
140. Brian, this is your penis.Copy !req
141. Don't listen to him.Copy !req
142. We're this close to Bone City.Copy !req
143. Brian, I'm here, too.Copy !req
144. I'm hanging out with
your penis and your heart.Copy !req
145. Okay, here comes the top.Copy !req
146. Chloe, I'm not sure I can...Copy !req
147. I feel it.Copy !req
148. I'm feeling the runner's high.Copy !req
149. Go get 'em, Brian!Copy !req
150. By the way, the sun
is really a black guy.Copy !req
151. The moon is Korean!Copy !req
152. Wow, this is amazing.Copy !req
153. I never want to lose
this feeling.Copy !req
154. Oh, Brian.Copy !req
155. That was incredible.Copy !req
156. Yeah, you hump her
real good, Brian!Copy !req
157. I'm gonna go ahead
and close the shades.Copy !req
158. I still see you!Copy !req
159. Hello, everyone.
I'm Blake WalkerCopy !req
160. from Piermont Publishing.Copy !req
161. Please join me in welcoming
David Chicago.Copy !req
162. Okay, so, uh, hi, folks,
and thank you all for coming.Copy !req
163. I know this would've been
a great day to surf.Copy !req
164. That's not a joke!Copy !req
165. Uh, anyway,
this is The Hopeful Squirrel.Copy !req
166. "There once was
a handicapped squirrelCopy !req
167. who could not climb trees
to get food."Copy !req
168. Okay, next page.Copy !req
169. "The squirrel"--Copy !req
170. the same squirrel
from the first page—Copy !req
171. "hoped that the other animals
would share their food with him.Copy !req
172. "'Please,'
said the Hopeful Squirrel.Copy !req
173. "'If you could all spare
just one nut,Copy !req
174. I, too, could survive
the winter.'"Copy !req
175. Sorry about that.Copy !req
176. Mommy, I don't like
the wheel man.Copy !req
177. "But none of the other animalsCopy !req
178. would share
with the Hopeful Squirrel."Copy !req
179. Hey, eyes front! I'm talking!Copy !req
180. Don't tell my kid what to do.Copy !req
181. Well, maybe if you did,
I wouldn't have to!Copy !req
182. Shut up! This is free!Copy !req
183. You know why it's free?Copy !req
184. 'Cause it sucks!
Quagmire?Copy !req
185. I think it might
be time to leave.Copy !req
186. Ah, crap, this is Joe's dream.Copy !req
187. I got to do something.Copy !req
188. Joe, what are
you doing?Copy !req
189. The-the squirrel doesn't
even sound hopeful.Copy !req
190. It's got to be like,Copy !req
191. "If you
could spare just one nut,Copy !req
192. I, too, could
survive the winter!"Copy !req
193. Oh, I like that voice.Copy !req
194. He's funny.Copy !req
195. That's the man who passed out
at the liquor store.Copy !req
196. Joe, quick,
give me the book.Copy !req
197. "And so, the squirrel decided
to climb for his own nuts.Copy !req
198. "'I don't need legs when
I've got a positive attitudeCopy !req
199. and arm strength.'"Copy !req
200. "'I'm sorry that
we mistreated you,'Copy !req
201. "said Buddy the Badger.Copy !req
202. "'Could you find it
in your heartCopy !req
203. "to share your nuts with us?'Copy !req
204. "'Of course I'll share
with you all,'Copy !req
205. "said the squirrel.Copy !req
206. "'For if I could not forgive,Copy !req
207. then I would be
truly handicapped.'"Copy !req
208. Wow, that was great.
Who are you?Copy !req
209. Just a grown man
with a pet hermit crab.Copy !req
210. Listen, Joe, how would you feel
about your friendCopy !req
211. getting more involved?
What do you mean?Copy !req
212. Well, you would write the books,
and your friend, Peter,Copy !req
213. would be the public face
of The Hopeful Squirrel.Copy !req
214. He would be David Chicago.Copy !req
215. Well, I...
I don't know.Copy !req
216. Joe, this happens
all the time.Copy !req
217. You wouldn't believe
who really writesCopy !req
218. all those Stephen King books.Copy !req
219. Scary stuff, scary stuff,
scary stuff. Ding!Copy !req
220. Scary stuff,
scary stuff, scary stuff. Ding!Copy !req
221. Scary stuff, scary stuff,
scary stuff. Lunch!Copy !req
222. Look, Peter can get this book
into the handsCopy !req
223. of every kid in America.Copy !req
224. That's what you wanted,
isn't it?Copy !req
225. All right.Copy !req
226. Well, whatever you think
is best for the book.Copy !req
227. Great! So it's all agreed.Copy !req
228. Can't wait to work
with you, Peter.Copy !req
229. What-what just happened?Copy !req
230. Oh, the bookstore closed
and is now a Target.Copy !req
231. But don't worry,
our industry's fine.Copy !req
232. Excuse me, Mr. Chicago?Copy !req
233. Could you please sign
my copy of your book?Copy !req
234. Sure, I...
Easy there, Joe.Copy !req
235. Hot Rod asked for Mr. Chicago.Copy !req
236. "Give me all your money.
I have a gun"?Copy !req
237. Oh, wait, I think
I messed something up.Copy !req
238. "Never give up on your dreams"?Copy !req
239. Listen, Peter, if you're
gonna act as David Chicago,Copy !req
240. I need to know that you're
gonna take this seriouslyCopy !req
241. and honor the message
of the book.Copy !req
242. Joe, I got it. Trust me.Copy !req
243. This ain't the first timeCopy !req
244. I've pretended
to be someone I'm not.Copy !req
245. Gene Shalit, I am the
ghost of Roger Ebert.Copy !req
246. And even in death,Copy !req
247. I'm a better
critic than you.Copy !req
248. Leave me alone!
Go back to hell!Copy !req
249. Gene, is everything
all right?Copy !req
250. It's fine, Joanne.Copy !req
251. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
252. Good afternoon,
I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
253. Welcome to another edition
of Cross-Legged Chat.Copy !req
254. Our guest on
today's show isCopy !req
255. local bestselling children's
book author David Chicago.Copy !req
256. Welcome.
Thank you.Copy !req
257. Wow, all your words are
right there for you?Copy !req
258. Quite... quite the imagination
on this one.Copy !req
259. So, tell me,
how did you decideCopy !req
260. to write about
a handicapped squirrel?Copy !req
261. You know, I'd see
these crippled kidsCopy !req
262. limping down the sidewalk
on my way to work,Copy !req
263. and I would just
laugh and laugh,Copy !req
264. and I thought,
"Hey! Put that in a book!"Copy !req
265. He's making people laugh
at handicapped people.Copy !req
266. What's he doing out there?Copy !req
267. I'll tell you
what he's doing,Copy !req
268. he's selling books!
They love him!Copy !req
269. Now, I understand
we have some questionsCopy !req
270. from the audience.Copy !req
271. Yes, I have a question.Copy !req
272. Is the Hopeful Squirrel
a boy or a girl?Copy !req
273. I'm a boy!Copy !req
274. But in the book,
I'm drawn smooth down there,Copy !req
275. so it's not a bad question.Copy !req
276. Okay, that's all our time.Copy !req
277. We invite you to stay tuned
through the creditsCopy !req
278. so you can see
where I buy my clothes.Copy !req
279. So what's
going on here?Copy !req
280. Just having dinner.Copy !req
281. That's Dad's chair.
He's gonna be mad.Copy !req
282. Wow, Brian, you sure have been
doing a lot of jogging lately.Copy !req
283. It's called "running," Lois.Copy !req
284. Why don't you
have some food?Copy !req
285. Oh, you mean fuel?Copy !req
286. Ah, no-no offense,
Lois, but that stuffCopy !req
287. is nothing but chemicals
and empty calories.Copy !req
288. Okay. I'll mush some up
and put it on the floorCopy !req
289. next to the trash,
if you get hungry.Copy !req
290. I think you bought
girl running shoes.Copy !req
291. You know, in case
any of you want to,Copy !req
292. uh, come cheer us on,Copy !req
293. Chloe and I are doing
the Quahog MarathonCopy !req
294. in a couple weeks.Copy !req
295. A marathon?Copy !req
296. But-but what if that sexy boy
has another bomb?Copy !req
297. Yeah, are you sure
you can finish a marathon?Copy !req
298. I'm not worried, Meg.Copy !req
299. I'm just gonna give it
all I've got,Copy !req
300. like Scotty
engineering the Enterprise.Copy !req
301. Scotty, we need more speed!Copy !req
302. I'm giving her
all she's got, Captain!Copy !req
303. She can't take any more!Copy !req
304. Damn. Chekov, reroute
auxiliary power to the helm.Copy !req
305. Scotty to the bridge.Copy !req
306. Uh... Captain, this is, uh...
this is a little embarrassing,Copy !req
307. but, uh, you know,
I've never noticed, uh,Copy !req
308. the little lever
I've been pushing, it's...Copy !req
309. it's only about two-thirds
of the way up.Copy !req
310. I-I actually can give her more.Copy !req
311. That's great, Scotty!Copy !req
312. Mr. Spock, give us
readings on...Copy !req
313. Uh, C-Captain, Scotty again.Copy !req
314. Y... You're not gonna
believe this.Copy !req
315. Uh, there is another
lever here, too.Copy !req
316. The ship can literally go
three times as fast.Copy !req
317. I...
I'm sorry.Copy !req
318. I feel like such a capital-J
jerk right now.Copy !req
319. It's okay, Scotty.Copy !req
320. Lieutenant Uhura,
open all channels for...Copy !req
321. Captain, I've-I've got to, uh,
interrupt again.Copy !req
322. I've just been thinking aboutCopy !req
323. this-this "giving her
all she's got" thing.Copy !req
324. I mean, I've been completely
wrong for years now.Copy !req
325. I-I feel terrible.Copy !req
326. I mean, think of how many
crises we've been inCopy !req
327. where the issue was
how fast we could go.Copy !req
328. I-I mean... I'm sorry, Captain.Copy !req
329. Scotty, it's okay.Copy !req
330. No, it's not!Copy !req
331. Eric's dead!Copy !req
332. At the funeral, I literally
said the words to his wife,Copy !req
333. "I was giving her
all she's got."Copy !req
334. Scotty, it's fine.Copy !req
335. Sulu, lock phasers...Copy !req
336. Captain, I just
got to jump in here.Copy !req
337. W-We don't have enough
dilithium crystalsCopy !req
338. to run the phasers.Copy !req
339. I've-I've lost all credibility,
haven't I?Copy !req
340. Peter, I think
we need to talk.Copy !req
341. You totally screwed up my book.Copy !req
342. You're getting kids to laugh
at handicapped people,Copy !req
343. when I'm trying to inspire them.Copy !req
344. I'm afraid you're
off the project.Copy !req
345. What?Copy !req
346. You can't kick me
off the project.Copy !req
347. I'm David Chicago!Copy !req
348. I'm the one who
wrote the book.Copy !req
349. Joe, come on.
Let's not kid ourselves.Copy !req
350. All right?
Everybody knows my face now.Copy !req
351. And besides, I'm the only
one of the two of usCopy !req
352. who can do
a squirrel voice.Copy !req
353. Well, I don't know
if that's quite true.Copy !req
354. Joe, Joe, stop.
You're embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
355. Sorry, Joe, but
the publisher loves me.Copy !req
356. The public loves me.Copy !req
357. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
358. Screw you, Peter!
You know what?Copy !req
359. You've ruined this for me.Copy !req
360. I want nothing
to do with the book,Copy !req
361. and I want nothing
to do with you!Copy !req
362. Aw, one of his shoes fell off
during the anger.Copy !req
363. Peter, Bonnie told me
that Joe's very upset.Copy !req
364. Did you really take
his book away from him?Copy !req
365. Did you just poop
and then get into bedCopy !req
366. without underwear on?Copy !req
367. That book really
meant a lot to Joe.Copy !req
368. I think you should
talk to him.Copy !req
369. Hey, that book would've
been nothing without me.Copy !req
370. And besides,
he's the one who quit.Copy !req
371. Now the publisher
wants another bookCopy !req
372. and it's all on me!Copy !req
373. I just hate to see
you two in a fight.Copy !req
374. And on the same week
when my sister and ICopy !req
375. are having such
a big fight, too.Copy !req
376. Good night, Lois.Copy !req
377. All right, guys.
Ideas, ideas.Copy !req
378. We got a Hopeful Squirrel
book to write.Copy !req
379. All right, now,
who's got something?Copy !req
380. I-I got... I got something.Copy !req
381. What if the squirrel
has lasers...Copy !req
382. that he shoots
out of his eyes!Copy !req
383. Quagmire's
on the board.Copy !req
384. And how 'bout
he got a frog friendCopy !req
385. that's got some sort
of catchphrase?Copy !req
386. Like, if he's seeing something
kooky, he could be like,Copy !req
387. "Damn, that's cray-cray
in a good way, right there!"Copy !req
388. Wow.Copy !req
389. God just speaks
right through you,Copy !req
390. doesn't he, Cleveland?Copy !req
391. I believe he does.Copy !req
392. Okay, what else,
what else?Copy !req
393. If there's
a bison...Copy !req
394. Is that a statement
or a question?Copy !req
395. It is what it is.Copy !req
396. Ain't nothing gotta
be nothing, huh?Copy !req
397. Hey, Stewie! Can you come
in the bathroom for a second?Copy !req
398. What is it, Bri...
Oh, my God!Copy !req
399. Hey, could you
close the gate?Copy !req
400. Couple of calves
got loose. Ha, pow!Copy !req
401. Brian, you're all sinewy.Copy !req
402. Your whole body looks like
Paul McCartney's neck.Copy !req
403. Thanks.
That's not
a compliment.Copy !req
404. You look terrible.Copy !req
405. What does your
girlfriend think of this?Copy !req
406. I dumped her; she
couldn't keep up with me.Copy !req
407. Hey, grab me some more
Band-Aids, will you?Copy !req
408. I got, like, eight
more nipplesCopy !req
409. to cover up
before my run.Copy !req
410. You know, whatever you're doing,
it isn't healthy, Brian.Copy !req
411. Oh, I'm not healthy?Copy !req
412. Stewie, my heart rate is
down to four beats a minute.Copy !req
413. Besides, I got
to keep training.Copy !req
414. The marathon's
in two days.Copy !req
415. Brian, I-I'm worried you're
losing yourself in all this.Copy !req
416. Do you remember that phaseCopy !req
417. when you thought
you were a pointer dog?Copy !req
418. Was someone wearing
my new high heels?Copy !req
419. You dick.Copy !req
420. QUAGMIRE (over P.A.
Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
421. boys and girls,Copy !req
422. hot moms who are married
but looking...Copy !req
423. David Chicago!Copy !req
424. Hey, how many of
y'all bitches like to read?Copy !req
425. "Chapter One.Copy !req
426. "It was winter in the forest,Copy !req
427. "so the squirrel was happy
he'd built that hot tub.Copy !req
428. "But little did he know,
a strain of super gonorrheaCopy !req
429. "was gonna hit him so fierceCopy !req
430. "he'd wish he was still
paralyzed from the waist down.Copy !req
431. "On top of that,
some son of a bitchCopy !req
432. killed his brother."Copy !req
433. "The monkey's
kick-ass buzz saw handCopy !req
434. "tore his head open.Copy !req
435. "'His brains, his brains—
they're everywhere!'Copy !req
436. the little girl yelled."Copy !req
437. "'Damn, that's cray-cray
in a good way, right there!'"Copy !req
438. "... exclaimed
Billy the Bullfrog."Copy !req
439. "The woodchuck mom and her baby
finished their cocoaCopy !req
440. "and then tucked in
for another cozy night.Copy !req
441. But then..."Copy !req
442. "'Nothing but cops on the take
and hookers on the make,'Copy !req
443. "said Randy the Raccoon.Copy !req
444. "'What's a hooker?'
asked the bunny, who was gay.Copy !req
445. "'That and a bag of crankCopy !req
446. "is my Saturday night!'
spat Randy.Copy !req
447. The end."Copy !req
448. You're awful.
That was the worst.Copy !req
449. We had trouble hearing
you in the back.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry, Peter,
you're fired.Copy !req
451. I'm sorry Joe's dream
didn't work out for you, Peter.Copy !req
452. What was I thinking?Copy !req
453. Joe's the one with
all the talent.Copy !req
454. Me trying to
write a bookCopy !req
455. is like CeeLo trying to
find a pair of pants.Copy !req
456. Yeah, I need to find something
a cartoon apple would wear.Copy !req
457. Hey, you made it!Copy !req
458. So you ready to watch
me kick some ass?Copy !req
459. Brian, I think you've taken
all of this too far.Copy !req
460. You know, there is such a thing
as too much exercise.Copy !req
461. Stewie, I know you're
worried, all right?Copy !req
462. And no offense, but
I'm not taking adviceCopy !req
463. from a guy
who eats bread.Copy !req
464. Runners, take your marks!Copy !req
465. Oh, son of a bitch!Copy !req
466. Ow, my leg!Copy !req
467. Help me, somebody!Copy !req
468. Brian, why does everything
you touch turn to garbage?Copy !req
469. Peter.Copy !req
470. Look, Joe,
I messed up.Copy !req
471. All right? I just...Copy !req
472. I just got so wrapped up
in all the attention.Copy !req
473. The attention
you deserved.Copy !req
474. I know how much
this meant to you,Copy !req
475. and I... I should've
just stayed out of it.Copy !req
476. Listen, I'm...Copy !req
477. I'm sorry
I mistreated you.Copy !req
478. Okay?
You deserve better.Copy !req
479. Peter, wait.Copy !req
480. If I could
not forgive,Copy !req
481. then I would be
truly handicapped.Copy !req
482. What?Copy !req
483. It's from the
book, Peter.Copy !req
484. What book?Copy !req
485. I forgive you, Peter.Copy !req
486. You do?Copy !req
487. Yeah.
The truth is, without you,Copy !req
488. I never would have
had the confidenceCopy !req
489. to get my book published
in the first place.Copy !req
490. And that's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
491. Friends?Copy !req
492. Frasier.Copy !req
493. So, Bri, how's
that ankle itch?Copy !req
494. Well, what
do you mean?Copy !req
495. I'm just saying,
you probably haveCopy !req
496. an itchy ankle
under that cast.Copy !req
497. It starts as a tickleCopy !req
498. and then you can't
quite reach it?Copy !req
499. Not gonna work,
Stewie.
Yes, you're right.Copy !req
500. Best not
to think about it.Copy !req
501. Even though it might
be a little bugCopy !req
502. digging away
down there,Copy !req
503. just nagging
and itching and...Copy !req
504. Ah, ah, crap,
I did it to myself!Copy !req
505. Ah, what is that?Copy !req
506. Well, Peter, I'm glad
you made up with Joe.Copy !req
507. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
508. It just goes
to show you, Lois,Copy !req
509. books is bad news.Copy !req
510. Well, except for the books
they sell at Urban Outfitters.Copy !req
511. The Single Girls'
Guide to Happy Hour.Copy !req
512. Dogs Who Look
Like Presidents.Copy !req
513. This one's just pictures
of people reacting to farts.Copy !req
514. I like where
the USA is headed.Copy !req