1. We now return to
D.J. Deejay Butcher.Copy !req
2. Hey, bro!Copy !req
3. Hey! You requesting a song or
ordering some sliced meat?Copy !req
4. Meat! Half a pound
of turkey, please.Copy !req
5. You want a sample?Copy !req
6. You mean like
a slice of turkey,Copy !req
7. or like a short section
of one musical recordingCopy !req
8. that's been digitally repurposed
to be part of a new song?Copy !req
9. I don't know.Copy !req
10. I might quit this job.Copy !req
11. God, late-night TV
is all terrible.Copy !req
12. Oh, we don't have
to watch this.Copy !req
13. We could turn to channel 875
and watch Conan.Copy !req
14. Here, let me see
what else is on.Copy !req
15. In honor of Sammy,
on the bus ride over here,Copy !req
16. we all sat in the back.Copy !req
17. Lucille Ball was
back there with us,Copy !req
18. and I saw her smoking a Cuban.Copy !req
19. Then Desi zipped up his fly.Copy !req
20. Whose wedding is this?Copy !req
21. It's hilarious.Copy !req
22. Peter, it's not a wedding,
it's an infomercialCopy !req
23. for The Dean Martin
Celebrity Roasts.Copy !req
24. Wait, you mean Comedy Central
didn't invent those?Copy !req
25. No.Copy !req
26. Well, what about funny news?Copy !req
27. Did they invent that?Copy !req
28. N-Not really.Copy !req
29. But they invented comedy.Copy !req
30. They didn't
invent anything.Copy !req
31. Well, they centralized it,
that we know.Copy !req
32. Man, look at these people.Copy !req
33. They don't breathe.Copy !req
34. They just drink
and smoke and laugh.Copy !req
35. I want to do that.Copy !req
36. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
37. You want to
have a roast?Copy !req
38. Yeah! Look, he's the man
of the hour.Copy !req
39. Everybody loves him.Copy !req
40. They got his picture
in a circle.Copy !req
41. How do they do that?Copy !req
42. Pictures come in squares.Copy !req
43. Hey, Cleveland,
how tall are you?Copy !req
44. I don't know.Copy !req
45. Cadillac come up
to about here on me.Copy !req
46. All right, so I guess I am
the tallest one of us.Copy !req
47. What are you talking
about? I'm six-two.Copy !req
48. Says so right here on
my driver's license.Copy !req
49. Yeah, that-that
doesn't count.Copy !req
50. Why not?Copy !req
51. You're gonna
make me say it?Copy !req
52. Lay me out
on the floor.Copy !req
53. I'm six-two.Copy !req
54. Hey, you guys.Copy !req
55. Peter, how tall am I?Copy !req
56. I don't know,
how tall is a mailbox?Copy !req
57. You're about
a mailbox.Copy !req
58. But listen, I-I want
you guys to roast me.Copy !req
59. What, you mean
like they do on TV?Copy !req
60. That's right, I want to be
the man of the hour.Copy !req
61. And I want all my pals
to give me a good ribbing.Copy !req
62. Can we work blue,
like Marlin Johnson?Copy !req
63. Oh, you know
it, homey!Copy !req
64. Huh, all right,
that could be fun.Copy !req
65. Great. And you fellas
shouldn't pull any punches.Copy !req
66. Just let me have it.Copy !req
67. Nothing is off-limits.Copy !req
68. Geez, Peter,
you're more excitedCopy !req
69. than Adrian Peterson
at an arboretum.Copy !req
70. Daddy, what kind
of tree is that?Copy !req
71. Man, I want to beat you
with so many things around here.Copy !req
72. Ladies and gentlemen
and people who have wandered inCopy !req
73. from the Chinese wedding
next door,Copy !req
74. welcome to the roast
of Peter Griffin,Copy !req
75. with your roast master
Glenn Quagmire.Copy !req
76. Thank you, thank you,
thank you very much.Copy !req
77. Joe, I'd tell you
to take your seat,Copy !req
78. but I'd be
about 15 years too late.Copy !req
79. Ha! And we're off.Copy !req
80. Well, what can I say about the
man of the hour, Peter Griffin?Copy !req
81. Oh, boy, here
it comes.Copy !req
82. Well, first off,
Peter's always been special.Copy !req
83. In high school,
he didn't play sports,Copy !req
84. but he did wear a helmet.Copy !req
85. All right, that's kind of funny.Copy !req
86. Tough, but fair.Copy !req
87. You know, Peter, I love
your chin, but I got to ask.Copy !req
88. What's it like
going through lifeCopy !req
89. with a scrotum
so close to your mouth?Copy !req
90. You know what, hold on.Copy !req
91. I'll just ask
your teenage daughter.Copy !req
92. That... that's inappropriate.Copy !req
93. You know, Peter's
challenging the stereotypeCopy !req
94. of Irish guys being fat,
drunk and stupidCopy !req
95. by throwing "a little gay"
in there, too.Copy !req
96. Oh, nice, homophobia.Copy !req
97. But I got to say, the worst part
of being Peter's friend isCopy !req
98. knowing that eventually
you're gonna have to beCopy !req
99. the fat-ass's pallbearer.Copy !req
100. Lift with the legs,
right fellas?Copy !req
101. P-People think I'm fat?Copy !req
102. But seriously, everyone, let's
have a big round of applauseCopy !req
103. for the real hero tonight:
Peter's chair.Copy !req
104. How you
holding up, buddy?Copy !req
105. Two chair jokes
in the same monologue.Copy !req
106. Sloppy.Copy !req
107. Peter's got a small penis,Copy !req
108. but, hey, nothing
grows in the shade.Copy !req
109. This just in...Copy !req
110. is what Peter had to say to
his wife on their wedding nightCopy !req
111. so she knew it was
actually happening.Copy !req
112. Peter's so ugly,
he couldn't get rapedCopy !req
113. in our holding cell
down at the station.Copy !req
114. For those of you who don't know,Copy !req
115. we have a real serious problem
with people getting rapedCopy !req
116. in our holding cell
down at the station.Copy !req
117. Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.Copy !req
118. No!Copy !req
119. Peter, you're loud,
you can't hold down a job,Copy !req
120. and you got high blood pressure.Copy !req
121. You could be a black guy if your
ding-a-ling wasn't so damn tiny.Copy !req
122. How does everyone know?Copy !req
123. Peter moves his lips
while he's reading,Copy !req
124. 'cause he's trying
to eat the book.Copy !req
125. Roasted!Copy !req
126. You know, as Lois's father,Copy !req
127. I hate the thought of her
having sex with Peter.Copy !req
128. And so do I!Copy !req
129. Damn it, Lois, you stepped
on my punch line!Copy !req
130. Shut up! You're drunk!Copy !req
131. Stop serving her!Copy !req
132. I asked Peter
what he got on his S.A.T.s.Copy !req
133. He said, "Mayonnaise."Copy !req
134. Peter's so fat and stupid,
Lamar Odom tried to bang him.Copy !req
135. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
now that we've had our fun,Copy !req
136. it's time to give our man of the
hour a chance to have his say.Copy !req
137. Please put your hands together
for Peter Griffin!Copy !req
138. Okay, yeah,
I got something to say.Copy !req
139. Screw all you guys!Copy !req
140. I hope you all eat turds
and die!Copy !req
141. None of you bastards
are my friends no more!Copy !req
142. Brian was the
worst one.Copy !req
143. Family, I have
an announcement to make.Copy !req
144. Peter, we're eating.Copy !req
145. Just tell us what color it was
and be done with it.Copy !req
146. On account of my buddies
all being nasty sons of bitches,Copy !req
147. I've decided I'm gonna
find new friends.Copy !req
148. Oh, come on, you're
overreacting.Copy !req
149. The roast was
your idea.Copy !req
150. You asked them to
make fun of you.Copy !req
151. Yeah, but I thought
they'd stick to materialCopy !req
152. about how I'm too handsome
to work at a brewery,Copy !req
153. or-or how I have tiny
little baby sneezes.Copy !req
154. I'm sure it was all
meant in good fun.Copy !req
155. Yeah, it was supposed to be fun,
but it was humiliating.Copy !req
156. I felt like
a premature volcano.Copy !req
157. I just think you're a
really cool island,Copy !req
158. and I'd like to
get to know...Copy !req
159. Oh, God!Copy !req
160. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
161. I am so sorry—
you're just so pretty.Copy !req
162. Please, don't tell
the other islands.Copy !req
163. I've been thinking.Copy !req
164. Maybe I got to find friends who
can't make fun of my appearanceCopy !req
165. 'cause they're
weird-looking themselves.Copy !req
166. Like those two bearded dwarves
walking across the street there.Copy !req
167. Hey, will you bearded
dwarves be friends with me?Copy !req
168. We, sir, are
Italian children.Copy !req
169. Good day.Copy !req
170. Thanks for hanging out
with me.Copy !req
171. I never thought of my kids'
principal as being a friend.Copy !req
172. Well, "pal" is right
there in the name, Peter.Copy !req
173. Yeah.Copy !req
174. Hey, it's cool you got
the keys to the school,Copy !req
175. and we can hang out
when no one else is here.Copy !req
176. What should we do?Copy !req
177. Oh, I got a few ideas.Copy !req
178. Wow, I've never drank
so much milk in my life.Copy !req
179. Yeah, it's pretty cool.Copy !req
180. What other ideas you got?Copy !req
181. How about this second
fridge of milk?Copy !req
182. Uh, how much milk
do you drink?Copy !req
183. I just drink milk until
somebody stops me.Copy !req
184. I don't know.Copy !req
185. Maybe I'm just not meant
to find a new group of friends.Copy !req
186. Well, Peter, you're always
welcome to hang out with me.Copy !req
187. Yeah, but I'm talking
about the kind of friendCopy !req
188. that doesn't bark at horses
when I'm watching a movie.Copy !req
189. Fine, fine, you want to get
trampled in your living room?Copy !req
190. Be my guest.Copy !req
191. It's just...Copy !req
192. I don't know, I-I don't seem
to fit in anywhere.Copy !req
193. All right, I'm gonna
go get some more coffeeCopy !req
194. and maybe a gross
microwaved sandwich.Copy !req
195. Excuse me.Copy !req
196. Can I please have
another no-foam latte?Copy !req
197. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
198. But, you know,
I don't work here.Copy !req
199. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
200. You look just like
one of the baristas.Copy !req
201. He doesn't look
that much like me.Copy !req
202. I think she meant me.Copy !req
203. Oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
204. I could see that.Copy !req
205. Hey, we should make out.Copy !req
206. You got it, mister.Copy !req
207. Double-foam, am I right?Copy !req
208. You're funny.Copy !req
209. Yeah. Oh, my God,
you're so twisted.Copy !req
210. I'm Jamie, and this is
Becca and Karen.Copy !req
211. You want to join us?Copy !req
212. Sure.
Great.Copy !req
213. We were just debating
if Jamie should hook upCopy !req
214. with this guy she met
a few nights ago.Copy !req
215. Okay, I want the deets,
like, yesterday.Copy !req
216. Wh-What the hell?
Did I just say that?Copy !req
217. You sure did.Copy !req
218. You're a natural
at this.Copy !req
219. Wh-What is "this"?Copy !req
220. It's what we do!Copy !req
221. Wow, you know,
I know I just met you guys,Copy !req
222. but I've kind of been looking
for a new group of friends.Copy !req
223. D-Do you maybe have room
for one more?Copy !req
224. Are you good at talking
about how busy you are?Copy !req
225. Because that's a lot
of what this is.Copy !req
226. Ugh, yeah, but don't talk
to me about anythingCopy !req
227. until I've had
my morning coffee,Copy !req
228. 'cause it's like
I can't even deal.Copy !req
229. Well, I think I speak
for all of us when I sayCopy !req
230. we'd love to have you in
our group of girlfriends.Copy !req
231. Oh, my God,
that's awesome!Copy !req
232. Hey, can I be the oneCopy !req
233. who laugh-screams
really loud at restaurants?Copy !req
234. As long as you're
picking up the check.Copy !req
235. Oh, we're gonna ruin
so many people's evenings!Copy !req
236. Oh, boy, I'm blending
right in with you gals.Copy !req
237. Like a panda bear
on a bed full of pillows.Copy !req
238. I'm hiding from the zoo.Copy !req
239. They want me to have a baby.Copy !req
240. I don't want to have a baby!Copy !req
241. Hey, isn't it funny
that you guys came overCopy !req
242. for a dinner party,
and all we're doing isCopy !req
243. standing in the
kitchen, drinking wine?Copy !req
244. All our
toothbrushes wereCopy !req
245. in that one woman's
glass this morning.Copy !req
246. Girls, it is so nice to
be part of a group again.Copy !req
247. And I'm having
the best time.Copy !req
248. Especially yesterday when
we all got mammograms.Copy !req
249. If I have cancer,
we're all going to Brazil.Copy !req
250. So what's for dinner?Copy !req
251. You said we were
having Italian?Copy !req
252. Yeah, and then I
realized I'm not goodCopy !req
253. at making
fettuccine Alfredo,Copy !req
254. but I am good at
making reservations.Copy !req
255. Do you get it?Copy !req
256. Oh, God, I'm so bad.Copy !req
257. Stewie, it's time
for your bath.Copy !req
258. Oh, what's
going on in here?Copy !req
259. Oh, hey, Lois.Copy !req
260. Hey, these are
my new friends:Copy !req
261. Jamie, Karen
and Becca.Copy !req
262. Karen's the one
with the mommy blog,Copy !req
263. so if you think you know her
from somewhere, that's where.Copy !req
264. Oh, nice to meet
you all.Copy !req
265. Would you like to
join us for dinner?Copy !req
266. Oh, no, I don't want
to get in the way.Copy !req
267. Besides, I got to get
this little man in the tub.Copy !req
268. Great. Now they're all
picturing my wiener.Copy !req
269. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
270. For a second, I thought
she was gonna come with us.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. Seriously, Peter,
how do you live with her?Copy !req
273. I know, that voice.
Ugh.Copy !req
274. And what is that hair color?Copy !req
275. Creamy French Dressing?Copy !req
276. Oh, I love it.
I love it.Copy !req
277. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
278. Hey, if you think that's funny,Copy !req
279. she once had a miscarriage
outside a Petco.Copy !req
280. I still have the security
camera footage somewhere.Copy !req
281. Peter, I'm your conscience,
Jiminy Cricket.Copy !req
282. Ah! Bug!Copy !req
283. Andrea, y-you set a place
for Jiminy again.Copy !req
284. Oh... so I did.Copy !req
285. Why?Copy !req
286. Why did he have to go around
telling strangers what to do?Copy !req
287. Wasn't being a pediatric
oncologist enough for him?Copy !req
288. He hit on me
at your wedding.Copy !req
289. Ah, let's see, what else?
What else? What else?Copy !req
290. Oh, I-I got one.
I got one.Copy !req
291. Lois tried to give CPR to
a kid at a wedding once,Copy !req
292. and when she knelt down,Copy !req
293. she accidentally high-heeled
her own stink hole.Copy !req
294. Peter, your wife
is such a pig.Copy !req
295. Oh, I don't know
about that, Jamie.Copy !req
296. Pigs eat slop,
Lois only cooks it.Copy !req
297. What the hell?Copy !req
298. Peter, can I speak
with you for a second?Copy !req
299. Oh, hang on, guys,
I got to talk to my dog.Copy !req
300. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
301. I'm just gabbing
with the girls.Copy !req
302. You know our cycles
have lined up?Copy !req
303. Mine's from wiping too hard.Copy !req
304. You're saying horrible things
about Lois.Copy !req
305. Oh, yeah,
it cracks up the ladies.Copy !req
306. Yesterday, Karen laughed so hardCopy !req
307. she popped a button
on her jeans.Copy !req
308. And then she cried.Copy !req
309. Peter, Lois
is your wife.Copy !req
310. You should be
defending her,Copy !req
311. not talking trash and
gossiping behind her backCopy !req
312. like some kind of
Midwestern teenager.Copy !req
313. Did you gals hear
about Ally Gallagher?Copy !req
314. She let Alan Ackerman
smack her in the backCopy !req
315. with his tallywhacker
behind the snack shack.Copy !req
316. What?
Nobody here
in MarylandCopy !req
317. understands a single
word you're saying.Copy !req
318. You should move
back to Minnesota.Copy !req
319. I can't go back.Copy !req
320. I Snapchatted
Matt GackerackCopy !req
321. a Kodak of my ass crack.Copy !req
322. Hey, Lois?Copy !req
323. I did something bad
I need to tell you about.Copy !req
324. Peter, I know.Copy !req
325. You used some of my magazines
for your fake ransom notes.Copy !req
326. It's okay.Copy !req
327. No, no, no, no,
that's not it.Copy !req
328. But did you put the ice
cream where the guy said?Copy !req
329. Because he will
hurt your family.Copy !req
330. Look, the thing is,
me and my new girlfriends,Copy !req
331. we've kind of been
talking trash about youCopy !req
332. and laughing
behind your back.Copy !req
333. Peter, of course
your new friendsCopy !req
334. have been talking crap about me.Copy !req
335. That's what women do.Copy !req
336. What?Copy !req
337. So... you're not mad?Copy !req
338. Well, I'm not thrilled,
but I understand what it's likeCopy !req
339. to be friends with women.Copy !req
340. I'm sure they talk trash
about you behind your back.Copy !req
341. They most
certainly do not!Copy !req
342. I guarantee you that
as soon as you leave the room,Copy !req
343. they tear you to shreds.Copy !req
344. That's not true.Copy !req
345. If it was, I would've
figured it out.Copy !req
346. Just like I figured out who was
stealing my lunch at work.Copy !req
347. Next time there's a sandwich
in the fridgeCopy !req
348. with somebody's name on it,
don't eat it, scumbag!Copy !req
349. Please, you don't understand!Copy !req
350. Oh, I understand.Copy !req
351. That lunch didn't
have your name on it,Copy !req
352. but this bullet does.Copy !req
353. My name is Peter, too...!Copy !req
354. Ugh, have you guys seen
the new Jessica Biel movie?Copy !req
355. I-I don't get
what men see in her.Copy !req
356. Um, her dumper?Copy !req
357. I just think she's
really plain-looking.Copy !req
358. She kind of annoys me.Copy !req
359. You know who's really beautiful?Copy !req
360. Joan Allen.Copy !req
361. Yes!
Uh, stunning.Copy !req
362. Yeah, uh... I-I think, um...Copy !req
363. Um, I'm maybe gonna
go use the restroomCopy !req
364. and let you guys talk aboutCopy !req
365. whatever you're gonna
talk about.Copy !req
366. Huh, I guess Peter made
it to the bathroom,Copy !req
367. 'cause I can't feel
him walking anymore.Copy !req
368. I know.Copy !req
369. "Fee-fi-fo-fum!"
Right?Copy !req
370. And what about
those drugstore glasses?Copy !req
371. These aren't drugstore glasses,Copy !req
372. they came from
a doctor Halloween costume.Copy !req
373. Lois was right.Copy !req
374. They are making fun of me
behind my back.Copy !req
375. They're like a nasty wolf pack.Copy !req
376. Hey, man,
just a heads-up:Copy !req
377. instead of howling
at the moon tonight,Copy !req
378. we're all gonna yell
"cock-a-doodle-doo!"Copy !req
379. Really?Copy !req
380. That seems weird.Copy !req
381. I'm just trying to make sure
you don't look silly.Copy !req
382. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
383. What an idiot!Copy !req
384. He actually believed me!Copy !req
385. That's what a rooster says,
not a wolf!Copy !req
386. Hi, Daddy!
How was howling at the moon?Copy !req
387. Shut up!
Why aren't you asleep?Copy !req
388. Why isn't he asleep?Copy !req
389. Leave him alone!Copy !req
390. Have you been
drinking again, Phil?Copy !req
391. That's none of
your business!Copy !req
392. I never wanted a cub!Copy !req
393. Get out!Copy !req
394. Get out now
and don't ever come back!Copy !req
395. Hey, buddy,
want to get high?Copy !req
396. Oh, my God. Phil?Copy !req
397. Hey... Robert.Copy !req
398. Wow.Copy !req
399. Ah, hey,
listen, man...Copy !req
400. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
401. "Cock-a-doodle-doo"
is a passion projectCopy !req
402. I'd been mulling over for years,Copy !req
403. and when Family Guy gave me
the opportunity to shoot it,Copy !req
404. I knew there was only one actorCopy !req
405. who could portray
Phil the Wolf: Glenn Quagmire.Copy !req
406. Peter gave me a beer that tasted
funny, and when I woke up,Copy !req
407. I was wearing lipstick
and a wolf suit.Copy !req
408. Lois, you were right.Copy !req
409. Those women
were talking about me.Copy !req
410. Oh, dear.
What did they say?Copy !req
411. I don't even remember,
there was such a long cutaway,Copy !req
412. but I know it was really mean.Copy !req
413. Oh, I'm so
sorry, Peter.Copy !req
414. So what do I do now?Copy !req
415. Confront them face-to-face
and explain why I'm angry?Copy !req
416. Of course not.Copy !req
417. Being friends with women is
way more complex than that.Copy !req
418. You need to be more
underhanded and vicious.Copy !req
419. You and I will get revenge
on those bitches lady-style.Copy !req
420. Really?Copy !req
421. We'll-we'll do it together?Copy !req
422. Yeah, it'll be fun.Copy !req
423. Like when we watched
Battlestar Galactica together.Copy !req
424. Now, which Cylon is that?Copy !req
425. Ah, I-I don't know.Copy !req
426. I think it's Number Six.Copy !req
427. Wait, i-is that
the same Number SixCopy !req
428. that had sex with Dr. Baltar?Copy !req
429. I don't... I've been...
I've been watching thisCopy !req
430. the same exact amount
of time you have, Lois.Copy !req
431. I don't know
anything you don't.Copy !req
432. Ooh, what does that green button
on the far panel do?Copy !req
433. How in God's name
would I know that?Copy !req
434. I don't know!Copy !req
435. It's green, so it probably
makes something go.Copy !req
436. Hello?Copy !req
437. Peter, where are you?Copy !req
438. I thought we were gonna
go after Becca.Copy !req
439. Way ahead of you, Lois.
I just cut her brakes.Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. Don't you think
that's a little dangerous?Copy !req
442. Hey, you're the one who said we
should try to ruin her marriage.Copy !req
443. She bangs up her car,
her husband's gonna be furious.Copy !req
444. What was that?Copy !req
445. Oh, I-I just ran a red light.Copy !req
446. My car won't slow down
for some reason.Copy !req
447. Anyway, this is
gonna be awesome.Copy !req
448. Geez, I'm going, like, 95.Copy !req
449. Peter, are you sure
you didn't cut your brakes?Copy !req
450. That's ridiculous.
Why would I cut my own...Copy !req
451. Kids, get out of the way!
I can't stop!Copy !req
452. All right, Peter,
next is Jamie.Copy !req
453. Now, what's the most
important thing in her life?Copy !req
454. Oh, that's easy.Copy !req
455. Her daughter Emily
is a competitive diver.Copy !req
456. The whole family's dreamCopy !req
457. is that she gets a spot
on the U.S. Olympic Team.Copy !req
458. Okay, so get a lead pipe and
bust this girl's kneecaps.Copy !req
459. No, no, no, Lois.Copy !req
460. That's not how
we're gonna do this.Copy !req
461. That's how we're
gonna do this.Copy !req
462. Okay, next is Karen.Copy !req
463. Now, she's been planning her
daughter's wedding for a year.Copy !req
464. If it doesn't go perfectly,
she'll be crushed.Copy !req
465. Already on it, Lois.Copy !req
466. I bribed one of
the busboys.Copy !req
467. He has a little surprise
planned for her.Copy !req
468. Oh, my God!
Somebody stabbed the groom!Copy !req
469. Oh, no,
it's not a perfect day.Copy !req
470. Well, we got those
bitches good, huh, Peter?Copy !req
471. Yeah, thanks, Lois.Copy !req
472. And you were right.Copy !req
473. Being friends with women
is way too complicatedCopy !req
474. and way too
intense for me.Copy !req
475. Now let me just pay the busboy
and we can get out of here.Copy !req
476. Ah! I knew he didn't
understand the plan!Copy !req
477. Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, Peter.Copy !req
478. Look, I-I'm real sorry
I got so worked up at my roast.Copy !req
479. And if you're willing,Copy !req
480. I'd like to be friends
with you guys again.Copy !req
481. Because men might
punch you in the gutCopy !req
482. and call you a fat idiot,Copy !req
483. but at least they do it
to your face and own it.Copy !req
484. You were mad at us?Copy !req
485. Yeah, we ain't spoke
in a week.Copy !req
486. I thought you were out of town.Copy !req
487. People come, people go.
I didn't give no mind.Copy !req
488. So we're-we're
friends again?Copy !req
489. We were never not friends,
you idiot.Copy !req
490. I love you guys.Copy !req
491. Guys are the best.Copy !req
492. Not women.Copy !req
493. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req