1. We now return
to VH1's Behind the Music:Copy !req
2. Dr. Teeth
and the Electric Mayhem.Copy !req
3. It must've been around 1979
when Animal startedCopy !req
4. snorting crushed-up
pieces of felt.Copy !req
5. It got pretty ugly.Copy !req
6. Me had big problem
before me found God.Copy !req
7. He, like, threw me down
and he said,Copy !req
8. "I hope your puppeteer
has big hands,Copy !req
9. because I'm not using lube."Copy !req
10. Me no remember that,
but me believe it happened.Copy !req
11. I got it.Copy !req
12. Huh, it says "Glenn Quagmire."Copy !req
13. But if you squint and imagine
it says "Peter Griffin,"Copy !req
14. it says "Peter Griffin."Copy !req
15. Peter, it's Quagmire's.Copy !req
16. Take it next door.Copy !req
17. Now, now, hold on, Lois.Copy !req
18. Now, this poses a very
difficult ethical dilemma.Copy !req
19. Do I deliver the package
to its rightful owner?Copy !req
20. Or do I open it up and see
if it contains He-Mans?Copy !req
21. Do not open that box.Copy !req
22. You know, Lois,
physicists believeCopy !req
23. there are two
alternate universes:Copy !req
24. one in which I don't
open the boxCopy !req
25. and one in which I do.Copy !req
26. I'm not gonna open the box.Copy !req
27. I'm gonna open the box.Copy !req
28. Aw, sweet! It's a whip!Copy !req
29. Peter, be careful
with that thing!Copy !req
30. Remember, we're renting
this house.Copy !req
31. That's depressing.Copy !req
32. Wow, I haven't felt
this powerfulCopy !req
33. since I got to decide which
ant lives and which ant dies.Copy !req
34. You shall battle to the death,Copy !req
35. and the winner
will be given his freedom.Copy !req
36. Why are you looking
at me like that?Copy !req
37. Peter, would you like
a glass of...?Copy !req
38. Oh, my God!Copy !req
39. I told you not to play God
with those ants!Copy !req
40. All right, Meg,
stay incredibly still.Copy !req
41. I'm gonna whip that cigarette
out of your mouth.Copy !req
42. And maybe not slice
your face in half.Copy !req
43. Dad, I don't
want to do this.Copy !req
44. Stay still!Copy !req
45. Aah!Copy !req
46. Okay, tha-that's
pretty cool, too.Copy !req
47. Hey, Dad, that's
a cool hwhip.Copy !req
48. Aah! I thought
you couldn't understand me!Copy !req
49. Okay.
Aah!Copy !req
50. I'm doing my very best.Copy !req
51. Thanks. That was way
too much heat on my neck.Copy !req
52. Ooh, a message from Joe.Copy !req
53. Hey, Cleveland.Copy !req
54. I just wanted
to give you a heads-upCopy !req
55. that Peter has a whip,
because, well, you know,Copy !req
56. given your racial heritage,
it seems like somethingCopy !req
57. you might want
to keep an eye out for.Copy !req
58. Grape soda-gram.Copy !req
59. I know this is very risky,Copy !req
60. but the upside is so good,
I'm taking it.Copy !req
61. We now return
to The Outlaw Josey Wales.Copy !req
62. Should we bury them?Copy !req
63. Nah, leave them
for the buzzards.Copy !req
64. I like that guy.Copy !req
65. Oh, boy, here comes Harry.Copy !req
66. He thinks no one will notice
he got his neck done.Copy !req
67. Hey, fellas, I'm back
from that family wedding.Copy !req
68. Hey, what you watching?Copy !req
69. The Outlaw Josey Wales.Copy !req
70. It's a Western.
Ah.Copy !req
71. When do the cowboys
go into the tent,Copy !req
72. lick their palms and
have sex with each other?Copy !req
73. Different kind of Western.Copy !req
74. Ew! What's Clint Eastwood
doing with that Indian chief?Copy !req
75. Oh, they're-they're just
becoming blood brothers.Copy !req
76. "Blood brothers"?
What the devil is that?Copy !req
77. Well, it's an ancient ritual
where two friendsCopy !req
78. intermingle their blood,
thus sealing a bondCopy !req
79. even deeper than friendship.Copy !req
80. Yes, yes. Let's do that.Copy !req
81. Brian, I want you inside me.Copy !req
82. You-you don't have
to say it like that.Copy !req
83. Oh, come on, we're
best friends, right?Copy !req
84. Stewie, I'm not...Copy !req
85. Actually, we're even
more than best friends.Copy !req
86. I mean, we share
the same home.Copy !req
87. We've been on countless
adventures together.Copy !req
88. And, besides, you
owe me, Brian.Copy !req
89. Remember what you did to
my last Halloween costume?Copy !req
90. I am going to be
the cutest fire hydrantCopy !req
91. in the whole... Aah!
What are you doing?Copy !req
92. Okay, your turn.Copy !req
93. I think we should
hold hands more often.Copy !req
94. There you go,
we're blood brothers now.Copy !req
95. You happy?Copy !req
96. Actually, yes.Copy !req
97. I mean, I really
feel the bond, Brian.Copy !req
98. I feel like we're closer now.Copy !req
99. You know, more connected,
more intertwined.Copy !req
100. Yeah, I guess in a way we are.Copy !req
101. Hey, are-are you blood
brothers with MegCopy !req
102. because you ate her
tampon out of the trash?Copy !req
103. No, tha... no, that's...
that's something else.Copy !req
104. Oh, man, I could
use a cold beer.Copy !req
105. Yeah, me, too.
I just had a killer rehearsal.Copy !req
106. I'm not biting.
Me, neither.Copy !req
107. You forget
how many scenes Tevye's in.Copy !req
108. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this?Copy !req
109. That's our booth!Copy !req
110. Uh, uh, excuse me.
Hey, fellas.Copy !req
111. Uh, hey, listen, this is,
uh, a little awkward,Copy !req
112. but, uh, you guys
are sitting in our booth.Copy !req
113. Listen here, pencil neck.Copy !req
114. This is our booth now,
and we ain't leaving.Copy !req
115. So, what are you gonna
do about it, bitch?Copy !req
116. Look, dudes, clearly
you don't want to move.Copy !req
117. And that's fine.Copy !req
118. We'll come back in an hour.Copy !req
119. Nice try, wheelie, but this
ain't your booth no more.Copy !req
120. That's right, we see you losers
anywhere near this booth,Copy !req
121. and we'll bust your kneecaps.Copy !req
122. We're willing to take that risk.Copy !req
123. Shut up, Joe.Copy !req
124. All right,
I was hopingCopy !req
125. it wouldn't have
to come to this, but...Copy !req
126. you fellas are in big trouble.Copy !req
127. If, uh... if you could just
move back like eight feet.Copy !req
128. Is that my whip?Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Is that my Taser?Copy !req
131. All right, I'll just strangle
him with this Hawaiian shirt.Copy !req
132. Will you stop going
through my mail?Copy !req
133. All right, bitches, either
you tuck your little wangsCopy !req
134. between your legs and
waddle out of hereCopy !req
135. or we're gonna beat
the crap out of you.Copy !req
136. So, what's it gonna be?Copy !req
137. Uh, I think we're gonna
do the wang thing.Copy !req
138. What the hell?Copy !req
139. Ow!Copy !req
140. Ew!Copy !req
141. What's this?Copy !req
142. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
143. You gave me herpes!Copy !req
144. What?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
145. When we swapped blood!
Look at my lip!Copy !req
146. It's a disgusting herpes sore!Copy !req
147. And now I have someCopy !req
148. very uncomfortable
phone calls to make.Copy !req
149. Hola. Handy Manny's
repair shop.Copy !req
150. You break it...Copy !req
151. We fix it!Copy !req
152. Manny? Manny?Copy !req
153. I'm gonna need you to take me
off speakerphone for this.Copy !req
154. Stewie, that's crazy!Copy !req
155. There's no way
I gave you herpes.Copy !req
156. Then how do you explain this?Copy !req
157. I don't know.
You're a gross slut.Copy !req
158. Look, it-it can't be
my fault, Stewie.Copy !req
159. I don't even have herpes.Copy !req
160. Oh, yeah? Let me see!Copy !req
161. Hey, hey, hey! What are
you doing? Stop it!Copy !req
162. Ugh! Oh, my God!
Look at you!Copy !req
163. You're more herpes
than dog!Copy !req
164. Okay, fine! I admit it.Copy !req
165. I gave you herpes.Copy !req
166. You bastard!Copy !req
167. You knew you had herpes,
and-and you still agreedCopy !req
168. to swap blood with me!Copy !req
169. Relax, it's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
170. Not that big a deal?Copy !req
171. It's a disgusting,
unsightly, unsavory disease,Copy !req
172. and it lasts for life!Copy !req
173. Yeah, but, you know, I mean,
isn't the worst thingCopy !req
174. about herpes just the stigma?Copy !req
175. I mean, like, what if it
wasn't called "herpes"?Copy !req
176. Like-like, what if it was
called "boppo," huh?Copy !req
177. Oh, I got a little boppo.Copy !req
178. Oh, that's cute.
Ah, I want boppo.Copy !req
179. You know, my uncle
was in the Army,Copy !req
180. and he got genital boppo
from a Saigon whore...Copy !req
181. Shut up! Just shut up!Copy !req
182. You should be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
183. I mean, look at me.Copy !req
184. And on the same day
I'm supposed to helpCopy !req
185. with my friend's
wedding invitations.Copy !req
186. So, I was thinking, I knowCopy !req
187. they're kind of
overused lately...Copy !req
188. but your colors should be,
like, yellow and gray.Copy !req
189. You know, I've always been
against destination weddings,Copy !req
190. but it's nice
to finally see Denver.Copy !req
191. And now, The History Channel
presentsCopy !req
192. The Guy who Lived In-Between
the Hatfields and the McCoys.Copy !req
193. I'm just going to get my mail.Copy !req
194. And I'm not going to ask
who killed my daughter.Copy !req
195. It's water under the bridge.Copy !req
196. I'm just getting my mail.Copy !req
197. Aw, what happened?
I couldn't see.Copy !req
198. I have no idea.Copy !req
199. The TV is, like,
directly over my head.Copy !req
200. All I can see
are the spider veinsCopy !req
201. of alcoholics wearing shorts.Copy !req
202. What?
I said...Copy !req
203. Huh?Copy !req
204. All I can see is...Copy !req
205. What? You can't see what?Copy !req
206. I can only see...Copy !req
207. What? Damn it, Peter!Copy !req
208. Ow!Copy !req
209. Joe, what are you
trying to say?Copy !req
210. Eh, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
211. I just...
I hate sitting at the bar.Copy !req
212. I wish we had
our old booth back.Copy !req
213. Well, what are we
supposed to do?Copy !req
214. Fight those guys?Copy !req
215. They would've kicked our asses.Copy !req
216. Peter's right.Copy !req
217. We just got to accept
the fact that, well,Copy !req
218. we're... we're
kind of cowards.Copy !req
219. I know.Copy !req
220. Yesterday, I even wentCopy !req
221. to a Cowards Anonymous meeting.Copy !req
222. Hello. My name's Cowardly Lion,Copy !req
223. and I'm a coward.Copy !req
224. I'm afraid of
small dogs,Copy !req
225. girls with pigtails,
flying monkeys...Copy !req
226. Wait-wait, th-there's...
there's flying monkeys?Copy !req
227. That's a thing?
Sure.Copy !req
228. They got sharp
fangs, claws...Copy !req
229. God, they sound terrifying!Copy !req
230. Wait, you think so, too?Copy !req
231. Yes, and fear is a logical
response to actual danger.Copy !req
232. Huh. I guess you're right.Copy !req
233. Hey. I'm the Rational Lion.Copy !req
234. So, guys.Copy !req
235. Whew, what a morning.Copy !req
236. By the time I got done
with my pubes,Copy !req
237. I just didn't feel
like shaving anymore.Copy !req
238. Hey, Charlotte.Copy !req
239. That's very cute, Stewie,
but if I let you dress upCopy !req
240. like Héctor Elizondo,
I have to let everyone.Copy !req
241. Oh, my God!Copy !req
242. Your mouth looks like
the underside of a boat!Copy !req
243. Good Lord, nobody wants
to be near me.Copy !req
244. This is lonelier
than a Kennedy family reunion.Copy !req
245. Where is everybody?Copy !req
246. Oh, yeah. They're dead.Copy !req
247. All right, flight attendants,
please prepare for crosscheck.Copy !req
248. I'm not crosschecking anything.Copy !req
249. I heard what happened
to you at The Drunken Clam.Copy !req
250. I'm not doing
what you tell me to do.Copy !req
251. I'll do what he tells me to do.Copy !req
252. I was in the military
for 30 yearsCopy !req
253. back when that
meant something.Copy !req
254. I don't deal
with gay people.Copy !req
255. See? Him I respect.Copy !req
256. Hey, Bonnie,
you want to fool around?Copy !req
257. I bought one of thoseCopy !req
258. crippled-guy robot suits
from Avatar,Copy !req
259. so now I can be on top.Copy !req
260. No, thanks, Joe.Copy !req
261. I heard about what
happened at the Clam,Copy !req
262. and I'm not interested
in having sexCopy !req
263. with a quarter of a man.Copy !req
264. Hey, I'm half a man!Copy !req
265. Not anymore.Copy !req
266. Fine. Well, I'm gonna
go sleep on the couch.Copy !req
267. You need something, Joe?Copy !req
268. Yes, Elton, I'd like
to sleep on the couch.Copy !req
269. All right, Joe. Come on.Copy !req
270. Hey, Chris, your mom's
done with the laundry.Copy !req
271. Can you help her fold?Copy !req
272. No, but you know what?Copy !req
273. You put on her bra.Copy !req
274. I-I don't want to.Copy !req
275. Well, you're gonna.Copy !req
276. Everybody heard about what
happened over at the ClamCopy !req
277. and how those guys
made you their bitch.Copy !req
278. Um, okay.Copy !req
279. That's right, you wuss.Copy !req
280. In fact,
the way I see it,Copy !req
281. I'm the man
of the house now.Copy !req
282. Which means
there's gonna beCopy !req
283. some big changes
around here.Copy !req
284. It's not very
comfortable, Chris.Copy !req
285. My back kind of hurts.Copy !req
286. I'm just staring up
at the ceiling.Copy !req
287. Shut up!Copy !req
288. I promised changes,
and I delivered!Copy !req
289. We now return
to Bryan Cranston Sneezes.Copy !req
290. Thank you.Copy !req
291. Um, Rupert?Copy !req
292. You know how we promised
never to lie to each other?Copy !req
293. Well, I lied earlier tonight.Copy !req
294. It's not a burn from
Dunkin' Donuts coffee.Copy !req
295. It's herpes.Copy !req
296. You should get yourself tested.Copy !req
297. Hey, Stewie.Copy !req
298. How long have you
been there?Copy !req
299. Long enough to know
you have herpesCopy !req
300. and do weird stuff
with your teddy bear.Copy !req
301. Yeah, he does weird stuff.Copy !req
302. I-I just don't stop him.Copy !req
303. Yeah, well, I just wanted to
let you know you're not alone.Copy !req
304. Oh, yeah? How so?Copy !req
305. Good Lord!
You've got herpes, too?Copy !req
306. This house is like backstage
at a Whitesnake concert!Copy !req
307. Not only that, but I
also got it from Brian.Copy !req
308. We're blood brothers, too.Copy !req
309. You... you are?Copy !req
310. Yup, he knew he had herpes
and he didn't say anything.Copy !req
311. Maybe he was mad
I gave him fleas.Copy !req
312. I don't know.Copy !req
313. That bastard!Copy !req
314. Well, we need
to teach him a lesson.Copy !req
315. He's a menace.Copy !req
316. Like that coked-up giraffe
at Studio 54.Copy !req
317. Yup, yup, people are watching.Copy !req
318. I'm that good.Copy !req
319. Are you Donna Summer?Copy !req
320. Why, yes, I am.Copy !req
321. I just want to thank you
for helping me reachCopy !req
322. a state of cocaine-fueled
1970s euphoria.Copy !req
323. Robert Mapplethorpe?Copy !req
324. Can I put this fire extinguisher
someplace interestingCopy !req
325. and take your picture?Copy !req
326. I would love that!Copy !req
327. Um, uh, Meg,
can you, um...Copy !req
328. can you please
pass the milk?Copy !req
329. Shut up, Dad.Copy !req
330. Okay, okay. I'm sorry.Copy !req
331. I'm sorry. I'll shut up.
What?Copy !req
332. She-she's right, Lois.
She's right.Copy !req
333. I-I don't need milk.Copy !req
334. I'll just moisten
my cereal with spit.Copy !req
335. Mmm, mmm, good spit.Copy !req
336. Peter, what the
hell is going on?Copy !req
337. Please tell me this isn't still
about how you punked outCopy !req
338. in front of those
guys at the Clam.Copy !req
339. Oh, God, you're angry.Copy !req
340. I'll clean the dishes.Copy !req
341. Peter, stop it!Copy !req
342. Are... are you crying?Copy !req
343. No!Copy !req
344. Oh, this is insane.Copy !req
345. Peter, I want you
to march down to the ClamCopy !req
346. right now and get
your booth back.Copy !req
347. Oh my God, Lois, you're right.Copy !req
348. If they see me crying, they'll
have to give us our booth back.Copy !req
349. No! I'm saying you got to go
down there and take it back.Copy !req
350. Like a man.Copy !req
351. Yeah.
I mean, I mean, yeah!Copy !req
352. I am going to the Clam and
I'm getting my booth back.Copy !req
353. And, Meg, you're gay.Copy !req
354. No, I'm not.Copy !req
355. You like guys, right?Copy !req
356. Yeah.Copy !req
357. Yeah, that's
called being gay.Copy !req
358. Hey.Copy !req
359. Uh, hey, Kevin.Copy !req
360. You, uh... you smell
like a rabbit, buddy.Copy !req
361. Did something just
happen with a rabbit?Copy !req
362. I'll go get my dad.Copy !req
363. Listen, you guys.Copy !req
364. I think we're
all sufferingCopy !req
365. from what happened
down at the Clam.Copy !req
366. Yeah, I had to
start taking pillsCopy !req
367. so I'd stop
thinking about it.Copy !req
368. Quagmire, that's a Cialis.Copy !req
369. That's right, I'm not
thinking about it anymore.Copy !req
370. I'm thinking
about that couch.Copy !req
371. Well, I think
we gave up too easy.Copy !req
372. We need to march
back down to the ClamCopy !req
373. and take back what's ours.Copy !req
374. He's right.
We need to sit up to those guys.Copy !req
375. No way.Copy !req
376. You want to get
yourselves killed,Copy !req
377. that's your business,
but I'm not going.Copy !req
378. Fine, me and Joe
will go without you.Copy !req
379. But just know
you're letting us down.Copy !req
380. We're supposed
to stick together.Copy !req
381. Like goatee guys
at a barbecue.Copy !req
382. Do you mind if I stand next
to you while we eat standing?Copy !req
383. No problem.Copy !req
384. Hey, let's go grab
some good beerCopy !req
385. even though we
brought the bad beer.Copy !req
386. And these two barbecue scumbagsCopy !req
387. formed a lifelong friendshipCopy !req
388. until their deaths
at the ripe old age of 52Copy !req
389. in separate ATV accidents.Copy !req
390. You know, I'm so glad
you finally agreedCopy !req
391. to go out with me, Jenna.Copy !req
392. Me, too. I'm having
a really nice time.Copy !req
393. You seem like a great guy.Copy !req
394. Yes, thank you, we'll take
the table in the corner,Copy !req
395. next to the herpes dog.Copy !req
396. Oh, hey, Brian.Copy !req
397. And who's your date?Copy !req
398. Wow, you must be
such a good personCopy !req
399. to knowingly go out with
a herpes-riddled dirtbag.Copy !req
400. Ew! I'm sorry, Brian.Copy !req
401. I-I've got to go.Copy !req
402. Damn it, you guys!Copy !req
403. Her dad's really rich!Copy !req
404. Wow, you weren't kidding.Copy !req
405. Yeah.Copy !req
406. Hey, you bums!Copy !req
407. If you bastards
want our booth,Copy !req
408. you got to go
through us to get it.Copy !req
409. Smells like this guy's
already wet himself.Copy !req
410. Don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
411. That was from this morning.Copy !req
412. Oh, man, this is gonna be fun.Copy !req
413. Yeah, and there's only
two of you losers.Copy !req
414. Where's your skinny friend?Copy !req
415. Right here.Copy !req
416. Quagmire! You came!Copy !req
417. Sure did, Peter.Copy !req
418. Thanks for calling me
skinny, by the way.Copy !req
419. I realized you
were right.Copy !req
420. If we don't stand up
for ourselves now,Copy !req
421. we'll regret it
for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
422. And this might be the stupidest
thing I've ever done, but...Copy !req
423. Oh, now you're gonna get it.Copy !req
424. Whelp, I'm out.Copy !req
425. Aah!Copy !req
426. Hey! That was my pool cue.Copy !req
427. I brought it from home.Copy !req
428. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
429. It screws together.Copy !req
430. And I even have
this special little case for it.Copy !req
431. I-I feel bad now. I...Copy !req
432. Aah!Copy !req
433. Hyah!Copy !req
434. Hey, that was my
Pawtucket Patriot sign.Copy !req
435. I brought it from home.Copy !req
436. Okay, now I'm starting
to doubt everything you said.Copy !req
437. All right, guys,
I know this looks desperate,Copy !req
438. but I've got
this can of spinach.Copy !req
439. Aah!Copy !req
440. Aw, God, it's all watery.Copy !req
441. Aah!Copy !req
442. You know, I almost said
"no chairs" at the beginning.Copy !req
443. Haven't you guys
had enough?Copy !req
444. Why don't you just admit
you're beat and get out of here?Copy !req
445. Okay.Copy !req
446. No! Never!Copy !req
447. We will never stop fighting
for this booth.Copy !req
448. This booth is my home.Copy !req
449. I was born in this booth.Copy !req
450. I was married in this booth.Copy !req
451. My children were all conceived
in this booth.Copy !req
452. Hell, I witnessed every
significant historical eventCopy !req
453. in my lifetime right here!Copy !req
454. I was in this booth
when the Challenger exploded.Copy !req
455. Oh, my God, no!Copy !req
456. I was in this booth on 9/11.Copy !req
457. Oh, my God, no!Copy !req
458. I was in this booth when
President Obama was elected.Copy !req
459. Oh, my God, no!Copy !req
460. So, if you want this booth,
you're gonna haveCopy !req
461. to pry it
from my cold, dead hands.Copy !req
462. Why are we even bothering
with these idiots?Copy !req
463. We're shipping out to
Afghanistan tomorrow.Copy !req
464. You guys are soldiers?Copy !req
465. It's our
third tour of duty.Copy !req
466. If I could touch my own head,
I'd salute you.Copy !req
467. With his head,
I salute you.Copy !req
468. Everyone,
I declare this to beCopy !req
469. These Three Guys Day.Copy !req
470. And not
These Three Guys Day.Copy !req
471. I can't believe I have
to root for Afghanistan now.Copy !req
472. Ah, damn it!Copy !req
473. Stewie! Chris!Copy !req
474. Yes, Brian?Copy !req
475. You hacked my
Facebook account!Copy !req
476. Oh, yes, we actually just
changed your profile picture.Copy !req
477. Aah! Damn it!
Look, enough, okay?Copy !req
478. What the hell do you
guys want from me?Copy !req
479. I want to drive
your PriusCopy !req
480. to the end of the block
all by myself.Copy !req
481. That's it?
Yes.Copy !req
482. Okay.Copy !req
483. Yay!Copy !req
484. That's, uh... that's way past
the end of the block.Copy !req
485. Yeah, his room's empty.Copy !req
486. I don't think
he's coming back.Copy !req
487. Huh.Copy !req
488. Well, what about you?Copy !req
489. I want to go on a date
with Neve CampbellCopy !req
490. so I can give her a
nice ladle of Stew.Copy !req
491. What? How am I supposed
to even find her?Copy !req
492. Damn it, Stewie, why are you
being so vindictive?Copy !req
493. Because, Brian,
for the first time in my life,Copy !req
494. I realized I couldn't trust you.Copy !req
495. I couldn't trust
my own best friend.Copy !req
496. I... I'm sorry, Stewie.Copy !req
497. You're right. I let you down.Copy !req
498. I guess... I guess
I was just too embarrassedCopy !req
499. to admit I had herpes.Copy !req
500. It was a rotten thing to do,Copy !req
501. and I promise I will
never lie to you again.Copy !req
502. Thanks, Brian.Copy !req
503. That's all I really wanted.Copy !req
504. So, do you forgive me?Copy !req
505. Yes. I do.Copy !req
506. So, I'm gonna have herpes
for the rest of my life, huh?Copy !req
507. Yeah, but most of the time,
it won't even be an issue.Copy !req
508. It only really flares up
during periods of great stress.Copy !req
509. Like your wedding day
or a big job interview.Copy !req
510. So, what would you say some
of your weaknesses are?Copy !req
511. That... that-that's
probably one of them.Copy !req