1. Ah, this hunting trip
is long overdue.Copy !req
2. Yeah, I mean, it's just too bad
that all the-the animalsCopy !req
3. are so spread out, you know?Copy !req
4. I mean, wouldn't it
be awesome if-if they were allCopy !req
5. grouped together,
like in a cafeteria,Copy !req
6. and you could just go in there
with a trench coatCopy !req
7. and just waste them?Copy !req
8. Well, maybe I can stir up
some quail or pheasantCopy !req
9. with my patented
bird calls.Copy !req
10. Birds! Quail! Pheasant!Copy !req
11. Come on out!Copy !req
12. I'm a bird of the opposite sex
who's interested in mating!Copy !req
13. Did you hear that?Copy !req
14. We're gonna get laid!Copy !req
15. Billy, Billy, come on.Copy !req
16. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
17. Should've taken
the shot, fat-ass.Copy !req
18. Ah, ah, ow!Copy !req
19. Hey, Peter, you got
your safety on, right?Copy !req
20. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
21. Okay, 'cause your gun is
pointing right at me.Copy !req
22. Well, you want me
to pull the triggerCopy !req
23. and prove it to you?Copy !req
24. No, I just want to make
sure your safety's on.Copy !req
25. There. See, Quagmire?Copy !req
26. Safety's on.Copy !req
27. Now this is a gun
without a safety.Copy !req
28. Quite the difference, huh?Copy !req
29. Damn it, Peter,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
30. You shot me!Copy !req
31. Oh, my God, Peter!Copy !req
32. That might be the dumbest
thing you've ever done.Copy !req
33. No, the dumbest
thing I ever didCopy !req
34. was open that
can of whup-ass.Copy !req
35. Lois, why did you buy this?Copy !req
36. It was on sale!Copy !req
37. A writer who inherits
a magic typewriterCopy !req
38. that writes for him,Copy !req
39. but then it turns out
the typewriter is... racist?Copy !req
40. Totally makes sense.Copy !req
41. Older technology,
older world view.Copy !req
42. And that is a good day.Copy !req
43. I earned some banana bread.Copy !req
44. Oh, crap.Copy !req
45. It's Dylan.Copy !req
46. Dylan? Your son?Copy !req
47. I haven't heard you
mention him in ages.Copy !req
48. Yeah, I-I decided to step away
from the whole situation.Copy !req
49. The last thing he needs
is a father who's,Copy !req
50. you know, sometimes
there, sometimes not.Copy !req
51. Really? When-when was the part
when you were there?Copy !req
52. Hey, if I
click "ignore,"Copy !req
53. will he know that I'm
sending him to voice mail?Copy !req
54. Hey, Dylan!Copy !req
55. Hey, it's Stewie!Copy !req
56. Yeah, I'm right here
with your dad!Copy !req
57. Hey... hey, Dylan.Copy !req
58. Hey, Dad!Copy !req
59. I know we haven't
talked in a while,Copy !req
60. but I'm calling because
I'm on my way to Quahog.Copy !req
61. Oh, really?Copy !req
62. W-When are you
getting here?Copy !req
63. Tuesday...
Oh, don't
say Tuesday!Copy !req
64. Aw, aw, I'm at the...
I'm at the...Copy !req
65. I'm out at
the project all day.Copy !req
66. Aw, hands on,
indispensable.Copy !req
67. They-they need me there,
so, wow.Copy !req
68. Rats. Bummer.Copy !req
69. I can cover for you
at the project, Brian!Copy !req
70. Go see your boy!Copy !req
71. Dad, who's your coworker?Copy !req
72. He sounds nice.Copy !req
73. He's widely disliked
here, but, uh...Copy !req
74. I'll meet you Tuesday
at the coffee shop.Copy !req
75. Sounds great.
I'll see you then.Copy !req
76. Okay, b-bye.Copy !req
77. See? Don't you feel better?Copy !req
78. You're gonna go
to that lunch,Copy !req
79. you're gonna reconnect
with your son.Copy !req
80. It'll be great.Copy !req
81. I don't know, Stewie.Copy !req
82. Trust me, you should
take my advice.Copy !req
83. I mean, I'm the guy
who told Michael ChiklisCopy !req
84. to wear tight shirts.Copy !req
85. I'll tell you
anything you want,Copy !req
86. just get your boobs
out of my face!Copy !req
87. You know the difference
between you and me, dirtbag?Copy !req
88. No matter how muscular I get,
I will never be muscular.Copy !req
89. Hey, Quagmire,
what's with the cast?Copy !req
90. Did you hurt your arm after
I shot you in the arm?Copy !req
91. The shooting was
the injury, Peter!Copy !req
92. Look, I already said I was
sorry, like, a hundred times.Copy !req
93. Oh, and before I forget,
I want my Huey Lewis CD back.Copy !req
94. Well, I want a new drug.Copy !req
95. Okay, at least
you've been using it.Copy !req
96. But I want
it back, Peter.Copy !req
97. This is it.
Ooh-ah.Copy !req
98. Damn it, Peter,
just give it back.Copy !req
99. I can't give it back.
I lost it in a poker game.Copy !req
100. What?
I didn't think
he could beat a two.Copy !req
101. Where the hell
do you get offCopy !req
102. betting my CD
in a poker game?Copy !req
103. I don't think
I like your tone.Copy !req
104. W-What? You're-you're saying
I'm being the unreasonable one?Copy !req
105. Geez, calm down,
you guys.Copy !req
106. No, no, Joe, Joe, Joe,Copy !req
107. it's time somebody
said this to him.Copy !req
108. Peter Griffin,
you are an idiot!Copy !req
109. You can't even walk
and chew gum at the same time.Copy !req
110. Peter, come on!Copy !req
111. Walk over here.Copy !req
112. I'm doing something.Copy !req
113. One thing at a time.Copy !req
114. Damn it, Peter, that's it!Copy !req
115. I am done!
I'm done with you!Copy !req
116. I'm done with
all your crap!Copy !req
117. I never want to
speak to you again!Copy !req
118. This friendship is over!Copy !req
119. Well, fine!Copy !req
120. I don't need your friendship!Copy !req
121. I got other friends.Copy !req
122. I got my silent movie friends.Copy !req
123. Coming up, we'll meet
a Filipino manCopy !req
124. who actually has
a grown-up haircut.Copy !req
125. Hey, what are you
still doing here?Copy !req
126. Aren't you supposed to be
having lunch with Dylan?Copy !req
127. Yeah, you know, Stewie,
I've been thinking about it.Copy !req
128. And I haven't seen
him in years,Copy !req
129. and at this point,
I-I just don't seeCopy !req
130. what could possibly
be gainedCopy !req
131. from me getting
together with him.Copy !req
132. In entertainment news,
Hollywood comes to QuahogCopy !req
133. in the form of a new
Disney Channel showCopy !req
134. called Parent Boppers,Copy !req
135. about a group of
teen detectives.Copy !req
136. The show, set and filmed
right here in Rhode Island,Copy !req
137. stars local teen and
Irish trash Dylan Flannigan.Copy !req
138. Brian, did you hear that?Copy !req
139. Your son's gonna be a TV star!Copy !req
140. Brian?Copy !req
141. He's off to lunch, Meg.Copy !req
142. Oh, that dog o' mine!Copy !req
143. That's Mike Drunkbeater.Copy !req
144. Look it up on the Internet.Copy !req
145. Wow, my son Dylan
on a TV show.Copy !req
146. Funny how life
turns out, isn't it?Copy !req
147. You remember that weekend
we watched TV together?Copy !req
148. Boy, little did I know
how much that was gonna rub off.Copy !req
149. Did we watch
TV together?Copy !req
150. Oh, probably.
But, wow, huh?Copy !req
151. And-and you know what's weird?Copy !req
152. You're on a show...
I'm a writer.Copy !req
153. It's-it's almost like
the universe is trying to...Copy !req
154. I don't know,Copy !req
155. make us work together
or something, I don't know.Copy !req
156. You... you want
a job on my show?Copy !req
157. Hey, hey, don't put
the universe's wordsCopy !req
158. in my mouth, okay?Copy !req
159. I don't know, Dad.Copy !req
160. I've-I've barely seen you
in the past few years.Copy !req
161. So, what better way
to reconnectCopy !req
162. than by working
together every day?Copy !req
163. Well, I suppose
I could talk to them,Copy !req
164. see if they'd
go for it.Copy !req
165. Why wouldn't they?Copy !req
166. I-I mean,
it wouldn't beCopy !req
167. the craziest idea
in show business.Copy !req
168. When I grow up,Copy !req
169. I want to stick my head
through a circleCopy !req
170. at the beginning
of movies and roar.Copy !req
171. What's up now, bitches?Copy !req
172. We now return to
Saving Private Ryan,Copy !req
173. brought to you without
commercial interruptionCopy !req
174. by Mazda.Copy !req
175. Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
176. Zoom zoom.Copy !req
177. Hey, Jerome, can you
clear out my booth?Copy !req
178. Looks like somebody
left their trash here.Copy !req
179. Jerome, can you tell
thatCopy !req
180. to get
the hell out of hereCopy !req
181. before I
kick him in the face?Copy !req
182. Peter, why don't you just sit
in that booth over there?Copy !req
183. Oh, man, that's where the
after-work secretaries sit.Copy !req
184. What about Mr. Demerson?
Is he single?Copy !req
185. I... I-I don't know.Copy !req
186. What about Mr. Adelaide?
Is he single?Copy !req
187. I don't know
who that is.Copy !req
188. Well, who do you know
who is single?Copy !req
189. Uh, I'm assuming you.Copy !req
190. Oh-oh, hey, look! Cake!Copy !req
191. Hey, Joe!
Hey, Joe, I'm over here!Copy !req
192. Joe! Joe!
Come sit with me!Copy !req
193. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
194. Joe, I got a box of
salt water taffies,Copy !req
195. and you can have two.Copy !req
196. Joe, I got
a deck of cardsCopy !req
197. you can put in your
wheels to look cool.Copy !req
198. Joe, I'll do the wavy
stomach for you.Copy !req
199. Looks like a real wave.Copy !req
200. Joe, I can scream
your name real loud!Copy !req
201. Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!Copy !req
202. I can yell it louder!Copy !req
203. Joe! Joe! Joe!Copy !req
204. What the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
205. I'm in there trying
to take a leak!Copy !req
206. What, you think
I'm here to amuse you?Copy !req
207. You made me dribble
on my Bruno MaglisCopy !req
208. turning to see
who's calling my name!Copy !req
209. Joe Pesci thought we were
talking to himCopy !req
210. 'cause his name is Joe.Copy !req
211. Oh, you don't know who
Joe Pesci is, 'cause you're 14.Copy !req
212. You see, in the '90s,
this was a tough guy.Copy !req
213. Hey, multiracial
group of friends,Copy !req
214. you want to hang out?Copy !req
215. Cut! That's a five.Copy !req
216. Tell my assistant I fell asleep
with a condom on again,Copy !req
217. and to bring scissors
to my trailer.Copy !req
218. All right, guys,
before we begin today,Copy !req
219. I want to introduce our newest
staff writer, Brian Griffin.Copy !req
220. Hi, guys.Copy !req
221. Yes, I am that Brian Griffin.Copy !req
222. You probably have my novel,
but just so you know, in here,Copy !req
223. I'm just one of
the guys, all right?Copy !req
224. You have my novel, right?Copy !req
225. Nope? No?Copy !req
226. You got it, though.
Nope?Copy !req
227. You got it?Copy !req
228. Nope, nobody's got it.Copy !req
229. All right.Copy !req
230. Okay, so we got to
come up with a storyCopy !req
231. for next week's episode.Copy !req
232. How about we do oneCopy !req
233. where DJ gets his
driver's license?Copy !req
234. That could work.
I don't think
we've done that.Copy !req
235. Love that idea.Copy !req
236. No, no, no.Copy !req
237. Guys, guys, come on,
where's the STWISTUSION?Copy !req
238. Really?
Really?Copy !req
239. I'm the only guy here
who's heard of that?Copy !req
240. Stakes, twists, conclusion—
STWISTUSION.Copy !req
241. That sounds made up.Copy !req
242. Let me ask you something:
are you afraid right now?Copy !req
243. What? No.Copy !req
244. That's what's wrong.Copy !req
245. You should be, you know?Copy !req
246. Art is scary.Copy !req
247. This is writing, man.Copy !req
248. The viewer wants to be raped.Copy !req
249. Are you saying my nine-year-old
daughter wants to be raped?Copy !req
250. Now you're asking
the right questions.Copy !req
251. Now you're being creative,
thinking outside the box.Copy !req
252. Take what you think you know
and go a different way with it.Copy !req
253. Like-like, for instance,
what if the daughter in TakenCopy !req
254. was Zooey Deschanel?Copy !req
255. Send me her head.Copy !req
256. Peter, Quagmire, I've
called you here todayCopy !req
257. because this
has got to stop.Copy !req
258. The petty vying
for my attention,Copy !req
259. the late-night phone
calls, the attack ads.Copy !req
260. Glenn Quagmire claims to beCopy !req
261. Joe Swanson's good friend.Copy !req
262. But would a "good friend"
not return a leaf blowerCopy !req
263. for four months
during the leafy season?Copy !req
264. I'm Peter Griffin,Copy !req
265. and I broke into a news station
to make this.Copy !req
266. Hey, who's that guy?Copy !req
267. Well, look, you guys have
given me no alternative.Copy !req
268. I have to choose
one of you.Copy !req
269. So I choose Quagmire.Copy !req
270. What?
Suck it!Copy !req
271. I'm sorry, Peter,Copy !req
272. it's just that
Quagmire's been thereCopy !req
273. for me in some
pretty dark days.Copy !req
274. And he's been a wonderful
godfather to Susie.Copy !req
275. There she is,
my little Susie-woozie!Copy !req
276. I love Susie more!
Come here, Susie!Copy !req
277. Uncle Peter's gonna
give you a raspberry.Copy !req
278. Peter, that's not
where you do a raspberry.Copy !req
279. I closed my eyes too early.Copy !req
280. I think it's best
if you leave.Copy !req
281. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
282. Well, maybe I'll hang out
with my godson, Kevin.Copy !req
283. Get out!Copy !req
284. He was masturbating
with a knife.Copy !req
285. We're rolling!Copy !req
286. My stupid parents want me
to wear a bike helmet.Copy !req
287. Parents are lame.Copy !req
288. Hold on, other kids.
Maybe they just recognizeCopy !req
289. that nothing can protect us
from the tediumCopy !req
290. of our mundane lives.Copy !req
291. Aren't we all on bikes
without helmets?Copy !req
292. Sometimes I just want
to put this gun in my mouth.Copy !req
293. Cut! Your line is
"That's right, Cameron."Copy !req
294. I know. My dad wrote
that one for me.Copy !req
295. Again with this?Copy !req
296. Yesterday, you had
Dakota give herselfCopy !req
297. an abdomen-punch abortion during
her volleyball tournament.Copy !req
298. Hey, seventh grade
can be hell.Copy !req
299. Brian, you're fired.Copy !req
300. Wait, what?Copy !req
301. Sorry, Brian,
but you're done.Copy !req
302. Oh, come on! You can't fire a
writer in the middle of a show!Copy !req
303. That would be like
a doctor leavingCopy !req
304. in the middle
of a surgery!Copy !req
305. Help!Copy !req
306. I'm supposed to have surgery,
but my doctor disappeared.Copy !req
307. Okay, Josh, this is the shot
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
308. Okay, Derek,
this is the shotCopy !req
309. you've been waiting for.Copy !req
310. Dylan, Dylan,
there you are!Copy !req
311. Listen, you can't
let them fire me!Copy !req
312. You're the star
of the show!Copy !req
313. Dad, believe me, I want
you to work here with me,Copy !req
314. but you can't keep
doing things like that.Copy !req
315. And they know
you took those casesCopy !req
316. of Diet Coke
home last night.Copy !req
317. I thought they were
anybody's Diet Coke!Copy !req
318. They're for work!
I work at home!Copy !req
319. Oh, hey, by the way, are we all
getting those backpacksCopy !req
320. with the name
of the show on them?Copy !req
321. You know what, Dad?Copy !req
322. I'm starting to think
that you've just beenCopy !req
323. using me to advance
your career!Copy !req
324. God! You're
a terrible father!Copy !req
325. I never want to
see you again!Copy !req
326. My God, he's right.Copy !req
327. I ama terrible father.Copy !req
328. Brian, do you
know where...Copy !req
329. What the hell
are you drinking?Copy !req
330. Is that Rite Aid-
brand whiskey?Copy !req
331. Stewie, I just feel so awful
about what happened with Dylan.Copy !req
332. I mean, every terrible thing
he said about me is true.Copy !req
333. Well, you're
a terrible guy, Bri.Copy !req
334. I think being a paid writer
again just went to my head.Copy !req
335. I mean, I just... I can't
believe I was so selfish.Copy !req
336. It's-it's like Dylan just held
a mirror up to me,Copy !req
337. and I could finally see how
poorly I'd been treating him.Copy !req
338. I guess I didn't realize how
lucky I was to have Dylan backCopy !req
339. in my life until I lost him
all over again.Copy !req
340. Well, maybe you
should just apologize.Copy !req
341. I tried to.Copy !req
342. I mean, I texted him
"S-R-Y frowny face."Copy !req
343. I mean, he knows that I'm sorry
and that I'm sad.Copy !req
344. What are you guys
doing up so early?Copy !req
345. What-what are we...Copy !req
346. Where have you been?Copy !req
347. Well, I certainly wasn't
at the Shriners' convention.Copy !req
348. You know what
I think, Brian?Copy !req
349. I think you've got to
get down to that setCopy !req
350. and apologize
face-to-face.Copy !req
351. You're right.Copy !req
352. I just... I hope he's willing
to hear me out, you know?Copy !req
353. I'm the worst father ever.Copy !req
354. I'm even worse than
Marvin Gaye's dad.Copy !req
355. Happy Father's Day, Dad.Copy !req
356. Marvin, if this another
tie, I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
357. Well, looks like it's just
you and me, shadow.Copy !req
358. Shadow!Copy !req
359. Oh, hey, is, uh...
is Dylan back here?Copy !req
360. Sorry, Brian, Dylan says he
doesn't want to see you anymore.Copy !req
361. We're not allowed
to let you in.Copy !req
362. Well, you know what?
I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
363. For what?
For this!Copy !req
364. Yeah, you know, you probably
would've had a better shotCopy !req
365. if you hadn't yelled
"For this!"Copy !req
366. You know,
that-that kind of telegraphedCopy !req
367. what you were gonna do.Copy !req
368. Ah, Stewie,
it's no use.Copy !req
369. They're never
gonna let us in.Copy !req
370. Well, maybe
you can't get in,Copy !req
371. but I think I know
someone who can.Copy !req
372. Zac Sawyer?Copy !req
373. I'm Zac Sawyer. Say "when."Copy !req
374. Acting.Copy !req
375. pop, classical,
light opera, Italian.Copy !req
376. classical, tap, jazz.Copy !req
377. Horse riding.
Can I? Yes.Copy !req
378. 13.Copy !req
379. South American, South African,Copy !req
380. British upper class,
British Cockney.Copy !req
381. "What, Govnah?"
Somebody gonna stop me?Copy !req
382. Fencing, nunchucks.Copy !req
383. Driving?
Yes. Automatic and standard...Copy !req
384. Okay, okay. Wow.Copy !req
385. You're the worst.Copy !req
386. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
387. We now return to The
Love Boat with Somali Pirates.Copy !req
388. I am the captain now.Copy !req
389. Well, okay,
but that meansCopy !req
390. you're in charge of getting
Mr. Devlin to admitCopy !req
391. that after 30 years,Copy !req
392. he still loves
Mrs. Devlin very much.Copy !req
393. That is not the captain's
responsibility!Copy !req
394. Well, maybe not where
you come from,Copy !req
395. but here on
the Love Boat...Copy !req
396. Now, who is Mr. Devlin?Copy !req
397. Try skinny-dipping with her
like when you were kids.Copy !req
398. Hey, Lois, if I was
gonna kill myself,Copy !req
399. do I slit my wrists
this way or this way?Copy !req
400. Sideways for attention,
long way for results!Copy !req
401. Meg is right.Copy !req
402. Okay, I'll be in
the garage.Copy !req
403. Peter, put that knife down.Copy !req
404. Lois, I don't
have any friends!Copy !req
405. So I'm gonna kill myselfCopy !req
406. and get a full page
in the yearbook.Copy !req
407. Then they can't
ignore me.Copy !req
408. Who's that?Copy !req
409. I don't know.Copy !req
410. Okay, Zac, remember,
your character's nameCopy !req
411. is Tevin Ashe-Taylor.Copy !req
412. You surf
and enjoy surfing.Copy !req
413. In this scene,
DJ Slopes is thinkingCopy !req
414. of quitting
the detective agency,Copy !req
415. and you're like,
"No way."Copy !req
416. Got it.Copy !req
417. We're rolling!Copy !req
418. Listen, Tevin, I think
I just need more timeCopy !req
419. to focus
on my snowboardingCopy !req
420. and Web series
about energy drinks.Copy !req
421. No, man, you got to stay
in the detective agency.Copy !req
422. It's what your dad
would want.Copy !req
423. What?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
424. What the hell's
that new kid doing?Copy !req
425. This isn't in the script.Copy !req
426. I'm talking about your dad, DJ.Copy !req
427. He sent me here with a message.Copy !req
428. He said he can't believe
he was so selfish.Copy !req
429. It's like you held
a mirror up to himCopy !req
430. and he could finally see how
poorly he'd been treating you.Copy !req
431. He didn't realize how lucky
he was...Copy !req
432. Stay on me,
camera one.Copy !req
433. to have you
back in his life,Copy !req
434. and now he feels like
he's lost you all over again.Copy !req
435. But how do I know
he won't just hurt me again?Copy !req
436. You don't. You never know that.Copy !req
437. But isn't taking a risk
better than not having a dad?Copy !req
438. Yeah, I guess
you're right.Copy !req
439. You're damn right I am.Copy !req
440. Cut!Copy !req
441. You know, I don't know
where any of that came from,Copy !req
442. but I liked it.Copy !req
443. Who are you?Copy !req
444. I'm Zac Sawyer.Copy !req
445. And I go where I'm needed.Copy !req
446. Where you headed?Copy !req
447. Wherever I'm needed.Copy !req
448. No, no, it does
not work like that.Copy !req
449. I need to put
address in machine.Copy !req
450. Okay, maybe, you can
just take me home then.Copy !req
451. Where is home?Copy !req
452. I-I don't know.Copy !req
453. It's-it's my mom
and dad's house,Copy !req
454. but I don't
know the address!Copy !req
455. I take you airport.Copy !req
456. Okay!Copy !req
457. All right, Quagmire, I have
given this a lot of thought.Copy !req
458. I need you to shoot me
in the armCopy !req
459. so we can be friends again.Copy !req
460. Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
461. No, no, I was supposed
to offer,Copy !req
462. and then you were supposed
to say, "No, Peter,Copy !req
463. "I'm not gonna shoot you,Copy !req
464. although I do appreciate
the gesture."Copy !req
465. Hand me the gun, Peter.Copy !req
466. I, uh... I passed the test?Copy !req
467. No, Peter. I'm gonna shoot you
like a dirty animal.Copy !req
468. But-but just the factCopy !req
469. that I would make the offer
is so meaningful to you.Copy !req
470. Your offer means
nothing, Peter.Copy !req
471. The only thing that
means anything to meCopy !req
472. is a bullet in your arm.
Now give me that!Copy !req
473. Stop! Stop!
Quagmire, let go!Copy !req
474. Come on! You're not leaving
here without being shot!Copy !req
475. Look, I was trying
to do the decent thing,Copy !req
476. like you'd see in a movie!Copy !req
477. I'm putting that bullet
in your arm, Peter!Copy !req
478. Ah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
479. It's over.
We're all friends again.Copy !req
480. What the hell, Joe?Copy !req
481. I'm just trying
to settle this nonsense.Copy !req
482. Nothing got settled!
You shot him!Copy !req
483. I'm the one who
has to shoot him!Copy !req
484. Wait a second. All right, then
I get to shoot Joe, all right?Copy !req
485. He shot me! I mean, if we're
doing things fair here, then...Copy !req
486. All right, we're good.Copy !req
487. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
488. Dylan?Copy !req
489. I went to your house,Copy !req
490. and Chris told me
you'd be here.Copy !req
491. Look, Dylan, I-I'm really sorry
I hurt you.Copy !req
492. I've been a really bad father,
like Ernest HemmingwayCopy !req
493. or-or some other great writer.Copy !req
494. But if-if you'll give me
a chance,Copy !req
495. I-I'd like
to try to change that.Copy !req
496. I'd like that, too, Dad.Copy !req
497. Peter, I'm so glad you patched
things up with your friends.Copy !req
498. Have I told you
that we're all friends again?Copy !req
499. Yes, Peter, we were just
talking about it.Copy !req
500. They're gonna take me
to the zoo and roll me around.Copy !req
501. We're all friends again.Copy !req