1.  We now return toCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  11 Angry Men and One
Developmentally Disabled Man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  Okay, the vote is
11 for "guilty"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  and one for "kitty."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  All right,
let's keep talking it out...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  Has the jury
reached its verdict?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  We have, Your Honor.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  We find the defendant...
kitty.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  Boy, am I beat.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  Peter, what's
with the tie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Oh, I bought a tie so I can
loosen it when I'm beat.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  Oh, my God, Dad!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  Peter, your breath!
It's horrible.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  Is Whoopi Goldberg
working out down there?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Peter, I think
what everyone's sayingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  is that you've
got "dad breath."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  What the hell's
"dad breath"?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  You know,
"dad breath."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  Guys get older,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  they stop paying
attention to hygiene,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  their bodies
are changing...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  It's just a fact that,
at a certain age,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  men start to rot
from the inside out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  I don't smell it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  Huh. Maybe that
explains what happenedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  with that new guy
at work today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  All right, so this
is Pawtucket Patriot'sCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  national distribution.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  As you can see,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  we are predominantly
an East Coast beer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  Hey, there's gonna be a quiz
on all this later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  I'm just kidding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Someone said that
to me once,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  now I say it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Hey, Lois,
what do you sayCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  we do what Anderson
Cooper tried onceCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  before he decided
he hated it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  Oh, Peter...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  Hi, there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  Ugh. Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  Let's do some
role-playing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  You're you
and I'm Peter,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  only with
much worse knees.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  Ow, my knees!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  Actually, Peter,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  I think I finally
want to make loveCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  to a 1950's spaceman.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  Really? You mean it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  All right, let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  Good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  Ugh, Dad, it smells like
rotting flesh in here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  Take the window lock off!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  Can't do that, Meg.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  I don't trust myself
not to jump out the window.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  Ah, now this
is music.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  ♪ Hodee hodee hodee hoCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  ♪ Heedee heedee heedee heeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Oh, my God!
Meg, are you okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  Do you need mouth-to-nose
resuscitation?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  Ah... politics.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  Ah... coach
is a bum.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  Oh, bloody hell!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  Heh! Beetle Bailey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  Heh! Ha-ha! Ha!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, that's it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  All right, fat man,
two can play at that game.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  Aah! Friendly fire!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  All right,
that's it, Peter,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  we've got to do something
about that awful breath.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  I'm making an appointment,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  and you are going
to the dentist.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  Geez, you are not gonna
let this go, are you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  You're as stubborn as
a four-hour erection.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  Well, she's long gone,
so, uh, you can go, too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  Oh, no,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  you got me for another
three and half hours, pal.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  Go ahead,
seek medical attention.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  I'm not going anywhere.
You can't stay!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  I'm chaperoning
my daughter'sCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  Girl Scout dinner
in 45 minutes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Well, tuck me
into your waistbandCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  and try not to pee
up your shirt.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  Oh, boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  All right, I think
I found the culprit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  This shrimp was lodged
under one of your gums.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  Wow, that must've been
in there a while.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  It's been weeks since I ordered
from Hurry Up, Shrimp.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  Where the hell is this guy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  I ordered that shrimp
two hours ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Uh-oh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  Looks like
you should've orderedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  from Hurry Up, Shrimp.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  Hurry Up, Shrimp?
Well, that just sounds fast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  On average, Americans spend
upwards of 50,000 hoursCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  waiting for shrimp
over the course of their lives.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  When I heard that,
I thought to myself,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  "Why on earth don't
these guys just hurry up?"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  So that's just what we did.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  Come on! Come on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  No way
this is the shrimp.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  Wow, it is!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  Well, I'm very proud
of you, Peter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  And since you were so well
behaved at the dentist,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  you can order
anything you want.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  Oh, Dad, when do I get
to go to the dentist?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  When you're older, Chris.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  Good evening,
countrymen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  And women.
Oh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  Welcome to
The Founding Father.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  Hey, little guy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  You know, that's
a real treasure map
you've got there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  Okay, well, I guess treasure
hunting isn't for everyone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  Treasure, you say?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  Ah, yes.
You see, legend has itCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  that Quahog founder
Miles "Chatterbox" MusketCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  hid his fortune
in fear of it being takenCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  by British soldiers
during the Revolutionary War.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  He died before
he could retrieve it,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  and left behind only this map.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  Many believe his treasure
is still buriedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  right here in Rhode Island.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  Okay, I'm gonna
go do diarrhea,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  and then I'll be right back
to take your order.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  Lois, I know where this is!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  Peter, please,
that's just a place matCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  to distract your children
while you're eating.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  There's no treasure.
Well, what if there is?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  Ah, see?
Surprised you with that one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  You see, you see that rock
next to the "X"?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  I know that rock, Lois—
it's right near Route 2.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  I'm finding that treasure.
Peter, the map
is a joke.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  You're being played
for a fool.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  Like George McFly.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  Hey, Lorraine,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  whatever happened to that guy
Marty from high school?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  Don't know.
Never saw him after the prom.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  Really? Sure you didn't
run into him, oh, say,
about 16 years ago?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  George, what are
you talking about?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  I'm talking about
the fact that our son,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  who you insisted we name
after that guy Marty,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  looks exactly like him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  You think I'm an idiot?
That I wouldn't noticeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  that our son is a dead ringer
for the guy who fixed us up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  Mom, Dad, I accidentally set
fire to the living room rug!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  I am not going easy on him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  Hey, guys, who wants to dig
for buried treasure with me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  What? What are you
talking about?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  Well, this child's
place mat is telling meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  to dig for buried treasure
by the side of the highway.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  Who's in?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  Aw, forget it, Peter.
That's crazy talk.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  Yeah, we're not going along
with another one of
your stupid ideas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  I don't have
stupid ideas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  Haven't you seen my
documentary film?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  Each year,
the environment coversCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  more than 40% of the Earth.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  Every animal on Earth
lays eggs.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  This is a birch tree.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  Today it will begin
its 10,000-mile journey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  The Earth neither
hates nor loves,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  but sits, waiting patiently,
for people to do famous stuff.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  Peter, it's time
to come home.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  You been out here
digging all day.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  I-I told you this whole thing
was ridiculous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  What the hell was
I thinking, anyway?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  I must be some
kind of idiot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  What was that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  Holy crap!
Lois, it's the treasure!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  Peter, you were right!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  Oh, no, it's the one kidCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  who also followed
the treasure map.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  I don't believe it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  There really was something
buried out there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  Well, it's not the treasure,
but it looks likeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  it's a clue
to where the treasure is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  "Face the circle
in the square,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  you'll see me,
I'll show you where."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  Interesting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Interesting, interesting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  Okay, well, if there is
a treasure out there,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  we don't want anybody else
to know about it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  None of this leaves
this room, okay?
Obviously.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  We're not idiots, Brian.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  Hey, look!
Dad's on TV!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  Hello, I'm Tom Tucker,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  here with local fortune seeker
Peter Griffin, who appearsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  to have found a clue
to a hidden treasure.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  That's right, Tom,
and I sincerely hopeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  that the caption beneath meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  doesn't say "Local Fatty."
Let's do something
about that caption.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  All right, well, you can check
out the clue at our Web site:Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  We were a little late
getting a Web site.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  Quick, Neil! Sign into
the neighbors' Wi-FiCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  so we can get that clue.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  Nurse, write down that
clue, and then go out in
the waiting room and...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  maybe start lowering
expectations.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  Treasure?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  Yeah, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  Bring me a grape wine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  Peter, what the hell!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  Now everyone has the clue!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  Why would you do that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  Because I'm tired
of people sayingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  I don't know nothin'.
Everyone doubted me,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  so I wanted to rub it
in their faces that I was right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  All right, where is it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  Give me that!
Is this all there was?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  Yeah, is there
anything elseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  we should know before
we start looking?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is our thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  We're not sharing
this with anyone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  Peter, come on,
are you serious?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  If Joe or I found this, we'd
want you right alongside us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  Well, yeah, we're
like peas in a pod.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  Wait-wait.
Don't go in there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  He's doing his podcast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  Oh, that's cute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  Now, that I like.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  What do you think about this,
you old bag?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  Oh, no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  Look, you guys
doubted me, mocked me,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  constantly handled my Eggo
despite my clear instructions,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  and now you want a
piece of my treasure?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  I don't think so.
Well, fine!
We don't need you anyway!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  Peter, I don't like this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  It seems like this treasureCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  is already turning people
against each other.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  Hang on, you guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  I think I might have
figured something out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  "The circle in the square."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  That could be the clock
in the town square.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  Wow, that... You're right!
Brian, that could be it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  Well, let's get down there
before anyone else does.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  Son of a bitch!
Everyone's already here!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  Let's see, "Face
the circle in the square."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  "Face the circle."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  "Face."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  Okay, the gesturing
needs to stop.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  No one else is doing that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  Look!
When you face this way,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  you're looking at
the statue of Miles Musket.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  Crap, you guys, there's
already other people here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  They must have
figured it out, too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  You're right.
Okay, gather round, kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  Family suicide.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  Look— there's a plaque!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  "This square
shall forever honorCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  "the memory of my son,
Timmy Musket.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  "Always a chip
off the old Block.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  "May he rest in peace.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  Miles 'Chatterbox' Musket."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  Wait— when I played Jane Musket
in the school playCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  the last three weekends—
thanks for coming...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  I couldn't.
I had a thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  I had a lot of
dog stuff that day.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  Yeah, weekends I like
to spend with my kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  I learned that
Timmy Musket is buriedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  in a cemetery
on Block Island.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  I remember it because
my big speech was, "Timmy..."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  Meg, please.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  That must be what "chip off
the old Block" means!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  That's it!
Meg, take the car home!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  Your mother and I are taking
the ferry to Block Island!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  Chris, we need to find that
treasure for ourselves.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  What do you mean?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  Even if Dad finds
the treasure,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  he's not gonna share.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  He'll just blow
through it all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  Maybe you're right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  I mean, last time
we came into some money,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  he just wasted it
on all thoseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  diamond pinkie rings
for everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  Uh, well, uh, yeah,
we should probably go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  What the hell?
Where are they going?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  Oh, forget them.
They're dead weight.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  If this treasure's going
to be found,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  it's up to you
and me, Brian.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  What do you mean?
Come on! You thinkCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  the fat man's gonna
figure out those clues?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  He's an idiot.
Yeah, I guess
you're right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  Yes, I mean,
he's the guyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  who put all those
little bald men in incubatorsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  because he thought
they were babies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  Look at you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  You came early,
but you're gonna make it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  I'm a senior vice president
at an investment firm!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  Oh, someone's a fussy britches.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  Want half a Mounds bar?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  Who eats a Mounds bar?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  I do.
My whole life,
I don't thinkCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  I've ever seen a single
person eat a Mounds bar.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  Well, you're about
to see one now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  So, you walk
into a store,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  you see the hundreds
of options for candy,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  and you choose
a Mounds bar?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  Yep.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  So what is it you like?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  The coconut?
The chocolate?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  Yeah.
Both those things.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  How long you been
eating 'em?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  Uh, I've probably
been having a Mounds barCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  two or three times a day
for the last 25 years.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  Geez, no wonder
you can't walk!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  You have total
renal shutdown!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  Your kidneys are
drowning in a stewCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  of chocolate and coconut!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  Give me that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  What are you doing?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  Why are your nipples
poking into me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  Sorry. That happens
when I'm cold.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  But why are there
three of them?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  There aren't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  Two of them are moles.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  Those numbers
still don't add up!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  Why the hell are we taking
a hot air balloon?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  I don't think we're anywhere
near Block Island.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  Oh, I know.
We passed that miles ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  What? Well, then what
about the treasure?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  Two friends sailing in
the sky in a wicker basketCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  with a strange man
holding a cheese plate?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  This is the treasure, Bri.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  You want a Vicodin?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  Isn't it dangerous to do drugs
10,000 feet in the air?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  Yeah. Exactly.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  What the hell?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  Never gonna die!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  Your friend is, like,
the coolest guyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  I've ever had up here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  Oh, damn it, Lois,
they're already here!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  This is all your fault!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  What? How is this my fault?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  Because you just had
to stop for ice cream!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  Then you get in there,
and you orderCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  like you never
heard of food before!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  Oh, "Coffee Fudge Swirl with
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  Oh, I wonder
what's in that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  You just listed off
all the ingredients!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  Everything you just said
is what's in that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  Well, I hate to say it,
but I guessCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  we're supposed
to dig this kid up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  Any volunteers?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  I dig kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  All of you,
hold it right there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  If anyone's diggingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  into this little kid's grave,
it's me!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  You're too late.
We got here first.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  No, it's my treasure hunt!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  I found the first clue!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  You guys are just horning in!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  You guys, calm down!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  See, this is what
I was talking about.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  You can't desecrate
a child's grave!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  Don't worry, Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  We're gonna do it
with reverence.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  Hey, how about
a little digging song?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  ♪ Little Peter GriffinCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  I didn't care for
the end of that song.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  Oh, my God!
The treasure's
in the casket!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  Come on, Meg,
let's get it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  My treasure!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  Oh, my God!
You hit your own son!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  That's it, Peter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  I am not gonna stand here
and be a part of this madness.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  You're on your own,
because I quit!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  Chris, Meg,
we're going home.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  Well, good! You were just
slowing me down anyway!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  You, Asian lady,
you're the new Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  I will have one scoop of mint
chocolate chip in a waffle cone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  You are a practical,
straightforward people.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  What do you guys think
is in here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  Sounds like books.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  Feels so weird to be
looking at a dead kidCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  and not have angry
parents nearby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  Hey, look! There's something
written inside the lid.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  "You've crossed the miles,
you've pawed through clues.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  Find where he hits, misses,
cheers and boos."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  By the way, for those
who came on my boat,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  I have those
sandwiches.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  "Hits, misses,
cheers, and boos."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  Could be... baseball?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  And "pawed through clues."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  Could it be Paw... tucket?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  The Pawtucket Red Sox play
at McCoy Stadium.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  Quagmire, let's get
to that stadium!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  Eh! Lois took the bike.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  This is a great time for me
to do my Suzuki Samurai promo!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  Are you a Hawaii scumbag?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  Do you chug energy drinks
in Arizona?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  Suzuki Samurai—
ninja name, garbage car.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
395.  You sons of bitches,
this is my...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
396.  Oh, my God, look at 'em.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
397.  Lois was right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
398.  This treasure hunt has
turned them all into animals.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
399.  There's more
where that came from, mister!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
400.  He was right.
There was more!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
401.  Oh, look who's back—
the grave robber.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
402.  Hey, Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
403.  So, what happened?
You find your treasure?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
404.  No. I realized something
after you left.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
405.  It's not the treasure
that matters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
406.  All that really matters
is the money you getCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
407.  in exchange
for the treasure.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
408.  I guess I had
to learn that the hard way.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
409.  Peter, you were a real jerk
out there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
410.  I know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
411.  You were right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
412.  I took this thing way too far.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
413.  And I'm really sorry about
how I treated you and the kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
414.  But you know me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
415.  If I read anything
on a place mat,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
416.  I just kind of go nuts.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
417.  Can you forgive me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
418.  Chris forgave me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
419.  I can't wait for you
to fall asleep tonight.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
420.  Of course I
forgive you, Peter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
421.  So I guess everyone else came
to their senses, too, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
422.  No, they all ran off
to McCoy Stadium.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
423.  What? Why? What's
at McCoy Stadium?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
424.  Ah, there was a clue
at the graveyard.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
425.  Here, I took a picture
with my phone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
426.  Oh, it's the
next picture.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
427.  Just swipe it
to the next one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
428.  She saw me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
429.  "You've crossed the miles,
you've pawed through clues.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
430.  Find where he hits,
misses, cheers and boos."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
431.  Peter, this can't be leading
them to a baseball stadium.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
432.  Baseball wasn't invented
until the 1800s.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
433.  Wow, you're really smart, Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
434.  You know, Peter,
in the first eight minutesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
435.  of Meg's play,
before I walked out,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
436.  they said Miles Musket
was a horrible drunkCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
437.  and a wife beater.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
438.  So, when it says,
"hits, misses,"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
439.  it might be talking
about hitting Mrs. Musket.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
440.  And he probably misspelled
"missus"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
441.  because he was drunk
when he wrote it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
442.  Or maybe he misspelled it
because cursive is hard,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
443.  and everyone should
get off his back.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
444.  And "cheers" and "boos"
might be referring to a barCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
445.  where he would "cheers,"
and drink his "booze."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
446.  "Hits missus,
cheers and booze."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
447.  Wait a minute— it's got
to be an old bar, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
448.  The Clam's
the oldest bar in town.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
449.  That must be
where the treasure is!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
450.  All right, let's you
put some makeup onCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
451.  and get right down
to The Clam!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
452.  Oh, no, they're closed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
453.  Hang on. I got an idea.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
454.  But you have to believe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
455.  What?
You have to believe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
456.  Say you believe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
457.  Okay. I believe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
458.  This is worse than the time
we were in The Clam right now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
459.  Yes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
460.  Peter, look!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
461.  That's Miles Musket!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
462.  It is?
Yes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
463.  How have you never seen
this painting before?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
464.  Lois, I'm completely hammered
every time I'm in here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
465.  We did it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
466.  We found the treasure!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
467.  You know what, Peter?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
468.  Why don't you open it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
469.  Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
470.  No, okay,
I'll-I'll open it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
471.  Here, hold this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
472.  "Congratulations.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
473.  "You have won
The Founding Father RestaurantCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
474.  "Treasure Hunt Challenge.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
475.  "Please enjoy one free mealCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
476.  "at select
Founding Father locations.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
477.  Expires May 16, 2006."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
478.  Wait a second.
What year is it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
479.  It's 2013, Peter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
480.  So that's...
It's before.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
481.  The coupon's no good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
482.  Oh, man!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
483.  Um, this sucks worseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
484.  than when I went
to that strip club without Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
485.  Yay!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
486.  Well, Peter, I hope
you're not disappointedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
487.  we didn't find
any treasure.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
488.  No, it's fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
489.  You know, the important thing isCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
490.  we figured out
those clues together.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
491.  I mean, so what
we won't be able to payCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
492.  to fix them veins
in your legs.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
493.  You're my treasure, Lois,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
494.  and I want you
on my team for everything.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
495.  Except for sports.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
496.  Me too, Peter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
497.  I love you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
498.  I love you, too, Lois.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
499.  No way that's the shrimp.Copy !req