1. Hey, Brian,
have you seen the remote?Copy !req
2. I want to watch
The Weather Channel.Copy !req
3. There are tornados
in the Midwest,Copy !req
4. and I like watching
poor people scrambleCopy !req
5. to save
what little they have.Copy !req
6. Uh, I don't know
where the remote is.Copy !req
7. All right,
I'll find it myself.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God, my old harmonica!Copy !req
9. I'm gonna play this
really loud tonightCopy !req
10. to get back
at our Armenian neighbors.Copy !req
11. Hey.Copy !req
12. Hey, looks like
a fun party.Copy !req
13. Um, hey, listen, it's
2:00 in the morning.Copy !req
14. Uh, when is your five-year-old
gonna go to sleep?Copy !req
15. Soon, very soon.Copy !req
16. You want weird food
wrapped in weird leaves?Copy !req
17. Yeah, look, I'm guessing
there's some kind ofCopy !req
18. soccer match from your
home country going on,Copy !req
19. and I get that, I do.Copy !req
20. But, uh, some of us
are trying to sleep,Copy !req
21. and I could almost
deal with the noise,Copy !req
22. but it's the
cologne, all right?Copy !req
23. I can smell it in my bed, and
I live two houses from here.Copy !req
24. That's how powerful
it is, okay?Copy !req
25. That's how powerful it is.Copy !req
26. You like it?Copy !req
27. Yeah, I kind
of like it.Copy !req
28. Okay, so I know
you're a harmonica,Copy !req
29. but right now
you're a 40-year-old womanCopy !req
30. with a good body
in a hotel pool.Copy !req
31. Hey, everybody, look at me.Copy !req
32. I work out seven days a week
for these five minutes.Copy !req
33. Your attention
is going to keep meCopy !req
34. from swallowing
a bottle of pills.Copy !req
35. Hey, everyone, I made brownies!Copy !req
36. I better hurry up.Copy !req
37. I'm gonna miss the show.Copy !req
38. What did I do?Copy !req
39. What did I do?Copy !req
40. I love brownie day.Copy !req
41. Hey, so, uh,Copy !req
42. I'm digging a hole
under the fence in the backyard.Copy !req
43. Brian, you have a car.Copy !req
44. You don't have to escape.Copy !req
45. Just don't
say anything, okay?Copy !req
46. Oh, you know what, hang on, I
left my harmonica in the tub.Copy !req
47. I think Peter's in there
taking a bath.Copy !req
48. Aah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
49. What the hell did
I just sit on?Copy !req
50. Where is it?
Where's my harmonica?Copy !req
51. It's not here!Copy !req
52. Peter, have you seen
Stewie's harmonica?Copy !req
53. It was in the tub.Copy !req
54. Oh, my God, it
was in the tub,Copy !req
55. and now it's
in my butt!Copy !req
56. No!Copy !req
57. Stewie, Daddy needs
your tiny handsCopy !req
58. for a very
special project.Copy !req
59. Well, good heavens, that's
something, isn't it?Copy !req
60. By the way, Mr. Griffin,
regarding your X-rays,Copy !req
61. we're making a
coffee table book.Copy !req
62. Can you sign this
release, please?Copy !req
63. Okay, but first can we address
my husband's situation?Copy !req
64. Well, the harmonica's
up there pretty good.Copy !req
65. Unfortunately, removing
it would requireCopy !req
66. a very expensive surgeryCopy !req
67. that's not covered by your
T.G.I. Friday's gift card.Copy !req
68. What was that?
I don't know,Copy !req
69. but suddenly it smells
like John Popper in here.Copy !req
70. That was me.
I got musical farts.Copy !req
71. Holy crap, this is awesome.Copy !req
72. I will not allow
this opportunityCopy !req
73. to go to waste.Copy !req
74. Hey, Lois, how
was your day?Copy !req
75. Terrible. I accidentally
backed over a kidCopy !req
76. in the grocery store
parking lot.Copy !req
77. Peter, I'm serious.Copy !req
78. I ran right over
the soft part of the face.Copy !req
79. I had to run away.Copy !req
80. I ditched the car
and jumped on a passing train.Copy !req
81. I was so scared.Copy !req
82. I didn't get off
until I was in the South.Copy !req
83. What'd you do today?Copy !req
84. I pushed a boy
behind your carCopy !req
85. so I could do all
this harmonica stuff.Copy !req
86. All right, Chris,Copy !req
87. Meg loves to listen
to music when she sleeps.Copy !req
88. Let's see how she likes this.Copy !req
89. Uh, Dad, I don't think
that's how it works.Copy !req
90. This had nothing to do
with the harmonica.Copy !req
91. Everybody, brace yourselves,
'cause I have got big news.Copy !req
92. I have been selected
to be a contestantCopy !req
93. on America's Got Talent!Copy !req
94. And they're gonna fly us all
to America for the show!Copy !req
95. What? Oh, my God!Copy !req
96. Finally, we make'a da dreamsCopy !req
97. come true in America!Copy !req
98. I am gonna make
this family proud,Copy !req
99. and not just you guys,Copy !req
100. but that old painting
of my ancestor in the attic.Copy !req
101. I did it! I'm
gonna be on TV!Copy !req
102. Did you kill the others?Copy !req
103. I shan't!
You must.Copy !req
104. I'm gonna go talk to
the statue in the basement.Copy !req
105. Did you kill
the painting?Copy !req
106. This place is a nuthouse.Copy !req
107. Yo, welcome back
to America's Got Talent!Copy !req
108. Let's welcome
our next performer,Copy !req
109. here to play the harmonica,
Peter Griffin.Copy !req
110. Hi.Copy !req
111. So, where are you from, Peter?Copy !req
112. Um, I'm from
Quahog, Rhode Island.Copy !req
113. Quahog!Copy !req
114. That's my family.Copy !req
115. My wife daytime drinks
on vacation.Copy !req
116. Okay, Peter,
let's hear what you've got.Copy !req
117. Wow, he's nailing it.Copy !req
118. I know, shut up.Copy !req
119. Well, there goes
my music career.Copy !req
120. I wonder if I can get
my old job backCopy !req
121. painting kids' faces
at birthday parties.Copy !req
122. There you go, Timmy.Copy !req
123. Sir, you're gonna have
to leave.Copy !req
124. You're just drawing penises
with a SharpieCopy !req
125. on children's faces.Copy !req
126. I don't know how
to draw a cat.Copy !req
127. Hi, I'm Amanda.Copy !req
128. I'm Chris.
You look nice,Copy !req
129. so I'll blow my burps
the other way.Copy !req
130. You're funny.Copy !req
131. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
132. Usually people
just find me awkward.Copy !req
133. I have a hard time
with small talk.Copy !req
134. Did you find everything
you were looking for?Copy !req
135. Eh, I did all rightCopy !req
136. for a guy who just had his
first homosexual experienceCopy !req
137. with his guitar teacher.Copy !req
138. All right, guys,
keep an eye out for our stuff.Copy !req
139. I got tired of not being able
to find my bags,Copy !req
140. so I tied a vaguely
Hanna-Barbera-lookingCopy !req
141. character to it.Copy !req
142. This trip was imposserous!Copy !req
143. There we go.Copy !req
144. I really enjoyed sitting next
to you on the plane, Chris.Copy !req
145. Me, too.Copy !req
146. I'm sorry I screamedCopy !req
147. when that guy from India
got up to stretch.Copy !req
148. Look, I'm having brunch
tomorrow with my grandparentsCopy !req
149. at the Barrington
Country Club.Copy !req
150. Maybe your family
could join us.Copy !req
151. Okay, that sounds like fun.Copy !req
152. Oh, my God.Copy !req
153. Chris is dating
a Barrington.Copy !req
154. Who are the
Barringtons?Copy !req
155. They're the richest family
in all of Rhode Island.Copy !req
156. I must notify Gossip Girl!Copy !req
157. "Pass this along
to Gossip Girl."Copy !req
158. It's me. I'm Gossip Girl.Copy !req
159. I still can't believe Chris
is dating a Barrington.Copy !req
160. They own this whole club.Copy !req
161. Yeah, look at
all this luxury.Copy !req
162. It's like being in
a gay guy's dream.Copy !req
163. Enjoying the view?Copy !req
164. It's glorious, Edwin.Copy !req
165. Would you like
another salad bowlCopy !req
166. of chocolate-covered oysters?Copy !req
167. Is that gay enough?Copy !req
168. And then some.Copy !req
169. This has been the gayest
vacation I've ever had.Copy !req
170. I love smelling me
on your breath.Copy !req
171. Peter, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
172. You're not a member!Copy !req
173. And that means me
and the other jocksCopy !req
174. get to throw you
in the pool.Copy !req
175. Hey, Banks, Duffy,
get over here!Copy !req
176. This guy's going
for a swim.Copy !req
177. Grab him!Copy !req
178. All right,
you're kind of heavy,Copy !req
179. so-so-so
we're gonna pee on you.Copy !req
180. Not happening.Copy !req
181. All right, all right,
we'll just spit on you.Copy !req
182. Oh, nothing we have works.Copy !req
183. Daddy, we're here to have
brunch with the Barringtons.Copy !req
184. The Barringtons?
How is that possible?Copy !req
185. That family is the pinnacle
of high society.Copy !req
186. They-they haven't worked
in eight generations.Copy !req
187. All the kids have drug problems.Copy !req
188. Most of them have O.D.'d.Copy !req
189. That's terrible.Copy !req
190. Well, not all kids
make it, Lois.Copy !req
191. Just ask the
Sugar Smacks frog.Copy !req
192. I'm sorry, I'm afraid
you've lost two more.Copy !req
193. What should we do
about the graves?Copy !req
194. Dig 'em.Copy !req
195. You look really
handsome today, Chris.Copy !req
196. Thanks, Amanda.Copy !req
197. Hey, Chris, say it.Copy !req
198. I use Stewart Griffin
Facial Cleanser.Copy !req
199. Try some.Copy !req
200. Give her
the Web site.Copy !req
201. StewieGriffinFacial.com.Copy !req
202. No, no, no,
th-th-that's something else.Copy !req
203. It's
StewieGriffinFacialCleanser.com.Copy !req
204. Hey, listen,
Mr. Barrington,Copy !req
205. y-your granddaughter
ain't no tease, right?Copy !req
206. 'Cause Chris really
wants to get in there.Copy !req
207. Oh, you're a funny guy,
Griffin.Copy !req
208. I like that.Copy !req
209. Oh, well, you should hear
my prank phone calls.Copy !req
210. Hey,
is your refrigerator running?Copy !req
211. Yes, it is.Copy !req
212. Are your doors unlocked?Copy !req
213. What? Why?Copy !req
214. I don't know, they all
kind of look the same.Copy !req
215. What do you mean "they
all look the same"?Copy !req
216. Hey, there's all
my favorite people!Copy !req
217. Oh, no, not this suck-up.Copy !req
218. What are we talking about?Copy !req
219. Black people? Mexicans?Copy !req
220. Jews?Copy !req
221. So good to see you,
Barrington.Copy !req
222. Hey, hey, where we going today,
Reginald?Copy !req
223. Huh? Huh?
Where we going today?Copy !req
224. You and me is pals,
ain't we, Reginald?Copy !req
225. Pewterschmidt,
settle down!Copy !req
226. I was having a nice
conversation with Peter.Copy !req
227. Uh, Peter, why don't you tell me
more about your job.Copy !req
228. You said you like
to drink at work?Copy !req
229. I do.
Oh, me, too!Copy !req
230. Me, too.
I'll drink anything.Copy !req
231. Even that hollandaise sauce.
Give me that.Copy !req
232. Hey, Brian,
Meg's Benedict.Copy !req
233. Oh, God.
Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
234. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
235. Stop.
I'm sorry I even said it.Copy !req
236. I'm so...
It was a mistake.Copy !req
237. It was a mistake.
I'm sorry I said it.Copy !req
238. Peter, why don't you
and I grab some air, huh?Copy !req
239. Daddy, you're making a
fool out of yourself.Copy !req
240. Why are you
acting like this?Copy !req
241. Look, I've been
trying to getCopy !req
242. into Reginald Barrington's
inner circle for years.Copy !req
243. They've been
the most elite familyCopy !req
244. in this country
ever since it was founded.Copy !req
245. They were the ones who invented
the buckle on the hat.Copy !req
246. Hey, I like
your zipper hat.Copy !req
247. I like your zipper hat.Copy !req
248. Morning, fellas.Copy !req
249. Oh, that's gonna
be a game changer.Copy !req
250. Do you hunt, Peter?Copy !req
251. Well, I went to three
stores to find this shirt.Copy !req
252. Peter, you-you've got moxie.Copy !req
253. I like that.Copy !req
254. Hey, I've got moxie, too!
Watch this!Copy !req
255. Pewterschmidt,
you imbecile!Copy !req
256. You think that's funny,
wasting fruit?Copy !req
257. There are people dying
in hilarious places.Copy !req
258. That is it!Copy !req
259. You are officially
kicked out of this club!Copy !req
260. What?Copy !req
261. Griffin,
we just had an opening.Copy !req
262. Congratulations,
you are now a member.Copy !req
263. Oh, my God, really?Copy !req
264. And to think,
yesterday I was just a guyCopy !req
265. at home eating catnip.Copy !req
266. Excuse me, Mr. Pewterschmidt,Copy !req
267. but you're no longer
a member at this club.Copy !req
268. Don't worry,
he's my guest.Copy !req
269. Now, look, Peter,Copy !req
270. j-just because you're
a member now and I'm your guest,Copy !req
271. that doesn't mean things are
gonna change between us, right?Copy !req
272. No, no, of course not.Copy !req
273. Excuse me a
moment, Carter.Copy !req
274. Hey, guys, I just bumped into
Carter Pewterschmidt outside.Copy !req
275. What a loser, huh?Copy !req
276. Okay, when he
wasn't looking,Copy !req
277. I stuck a springy
snake in his wallet.Copy !req
278. What? Aah!Copy !req
279. And I switched out
one of his eyeballsCopy !req
280. for a gag
exploding eyeball.Copy !req
281. What? That's impossib...Copy !req
282. Aah!Copy !req
283. And then I paid a
couple of MexicansCopy !req
284. to run over him
with their car.Copy !req
285. I hope they don't just take
the money and skip town.Copy !req
286. Okay, you ready
for some polo?Copy !req
287. All right,
this is more like it.Copy !req
288. Where's Buttercup?Copy !req
289. Oh, only members
can ride Buttercup.Copy !req
290. Guests have to ride Topsy
the Roid Rage Horse.Copy !req
291. Now, whatever you do,
don't say his trigger word.Copy !req
292. What?
Aah! That's his
trigger word!Copy !req
293. Don't yell! His parents
were slaughtered by yellers.Copy !req
294. Just submit.Copy !req
295. I am submitting!
It's getting worse!Copy !req
296. No, I mean really submit.Copy !req
297. Okay, okay!Copy !req
298. Oh, my God,
I meant say you're sorry,Copy !req
299. not take off your pants.Copy !req
300. Carter, what are you doing?
Oh, my God!Copy !req
301. And now that I've made you aware
of the misunderstanding,Copy !req
302. you're still continuing with it.Copy !req
303. Oh, my God!
And I'm still watching.Copy !req
304. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
305. Oh, my God!Copy !req
306. We now return
to Game of Thrones on BET.Copy !req
307. I got a big-ass coat,
chair to sit in,Copy !req
308. chalice cup of wine
and a midget,Copy !req
309. but I ain't going out thereCopy !req
310. with all them monsters
out there!Copy !req
311. Daddy, what
happened to you?Copy !req
312. I can't live
without the country club.Copy !req
313. You did this, Peter!Copy !req
314. This is all your fault!Copy !req
315. I like your hair.
Well, Daddy,Copy !req
316. you've been treating
Peter like dirt for years.Copy !req
317. It's-it's choppier;
it's more texturized.Copy !req
318. Did you go to the Asian
guy with the one name?Copy !req
319. Well, now that you
know how it feels,Copy !req
320. maybe you want to
give him an apology.Copy !req
321. You went to Taki,
didn't you?Copy !req
322. Look, Peter, I'm sorry
for the way I treated you,Copy !req
323. but is there anything you can do
to get me back in the club?Copy !req
324. Well, I suppose I could
talk to Barrington.Copy !req
325. Really? Oh, Peter,Copy !req
326. you don't know
what this means to me.Copy !req
327. Oh, you know, I was so desperate
there for a while,Copy !req
328. I even tried a Jewish club.Copy !req
329. Oh, you don't want
to get involvedCopy !req
330. with them
religious groups.Copy !req
331. They believe in all
kinds of weird stuff.Copy !req
332. If I believe
in Jesus hard enough,Copy !req
333. I will not die.Copy !req
334. If I believe
in Snake Jesus hard enough,Copy !req
335. he will die.Copy !req
336. If I believe
in Tree Jesus hard enough,Copy !req
337. both of them will die.Copy !req
338. Yay! Thank you, Tree Jesus!Copy !req
339. Hey, Mr. Barrington.Copy !req
340. Oh, hello, Peter.Copy !req
341. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
342. We're shooting bald guys
under five-seven today.Copy !req
343. Hey, there's the guyCopy !req
344. who denied
my health insurance claim.Copy !req
345. Sir, your nipples are fine!Copy !req
346. You don't need
to reconstruct them!Copy !req
347. I want Hershey Kiss nipples,
and I want you to pay for them!Copy !req
348. Look, Mr. B.,
if it's okay with you,Copy !req
349. I'd like to give
my membership back to Carter.Copy !req
350. I'm sorry, Peter, but
I just don't thinkCopy !req
351. Pewterschmidt is
country club material.Copy !req
352. Now if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
353. I'm about to shoot
Michael Stipe.Copy !req
354. Is that...Copy !req
355. Is that him
in the corner?Copy !req
356. Yes, that is him
in the corner.Copy !req
357. Is that him
in the spotlight?Copy !req
358. Would you...
Oh, damn it!Copy !req
359. Now he got away!Copy !req
360. Oh, no...
I said too much?Copy !req
361. I want you
out of here!Copy !req
362. Look, Mr. Barrington,
he's my father-in-law.Copy !req
363. So if he goes, I go.Copy !req
364. Fine, I don't care.Copy !req
365. Your low-brow antics no
longer amuse me, Griffin.Copy !req
366. You're both out
of the club.Copy !req
367. Well, I guess that's it then.Copy !req
368. Oh, there is one
more thing, actually.Copy !req
369. Can you talk to that
angry little boyCopy !req
370. down by the river bank?Copy !req
371. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
372. Hey, what's eating you?Copy !req
373. Grown-ups.Copy !req
374. Yeah, grown-ups suck.Copy !req
375. Why do they get to make
all the rules?Copy !req
376. I know it seems
unfair, but, hey,Copy !req
377. there ain't no rules
in a tickle fight.Copy !req
378. Stop!Copy !req
379. You're tickling!Copy !req
380. Timmy, there you are!Copy !req
381. Who the
are you?Copy !req
382. Get away from our son!Copy !req
383. But Mr. Barrington
told me to...Copy !req
384. Who's Mr. Barrington?Copy !req
385. From the club.
What club?Copy !req
386. You're in a lot
of trouble, mister.Copy !req
387. I'm sorry I got us both
kicked out, Carter.Copy !req
388. I was just trying
to help you out.Copy !req
389. Mr. Barrington told me
I couldn't see Amanda anymore.Copy !req
390. We never even got
a chance to have sex.Copy !req
391. Everyone knows rich, Waspy girls
are the best at it.Copy !req
392. I'm really gonna miss that club.Copy !req
393. You know what part
I liked the most?Copy !req
394. Walking around
the locker room nakedCopy !req
395. and offering people sections
of a tiny clementine.Copy !req
396. Clementine?Copy !req
397. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
398. Clementine?Copy !req
399. None for
me, thanks.Copy !req
400. Clementine?Copy !req
401. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
402. Clementine?
Yeah, I'll have one.Copy !req
403. Ooh, softly.
Sorry.Copy !req
404. Yes, I'll have one.Copy !req
405. There you go.Copy !req
406. God, it's good
to be old and nude.Copy !req
407. Look, Carter,
you can't be that surprised.Copy !req
408. I mean,
it's just human natureCopy !req
409. to suck up to the people
above you,Copy !req
410. crap on those beneath you
and undercut your equals.Copy !req
411. Well, then we just
got to figure out a wayCopy !req
412. to make you fancier
than Barrington,Copy !req
413. so he's got
to suck up to you.Copy !req
414. I don't know, Peter.Copy !req
415. That'd be pretty
tough to pull off.Copy !req
416. We just got to be bold.Copy !req
417. Like those
backwards-knee birds.Copy !req
418. Oh, what? What?Copy !req
419. Oh, what? What are
you looking at?Copy !req
420. Oh, you coming for me?Copy !req
421. No, no, I'll just takeCopy !req
422. a big backward-knee step
in the opposite direction.Copy !req
423. Yeah, yeah, you think
I'm afraid of you?Copy !req
424. I slept on your back
last night, you.Copy !req
425. Yes, I'll have
the filet mignon,Copy !req
426. and they can start
the sunset now.Copy !req
427. Someone important
must be arrivingCopy !req
428. because they're making
a big entrance.Copy !req
429. Announcing the arrival
of His and His Majesty,Copy !req
430. the exceedingly wealthy
and very importantCopy !req
431. Viscount James Earl
Tennis Racquet,Copy !req
432. and Duke of
Lacrosse Team.Copy !req
433. Hello, I'm Reginald
Barrington.Copy !req
434. Where are you fine
gentlemen from?Copy !req
435. We are European,Copy !req
436. from the United
Coloreds of Benetton.Copy !req
437. But you don't sound
like you're from Europe.Copy !req
438. Is that so?Copy !req
439. Well, perhaps I should take
my thong elsewhere.Copy !req
440. Well, let's
not be hasty.Copy !req
441. Your Majesty, won't
you please join meCopy !req
442. as my personal guests
in the Barrington Room?Copy !req
443. The Barrington Room?Copy !req
444. Peter, that's the most exclusive
room in all of New England.Copy !req
445. Yeah, I hear it's even
harder to get in thereCopy !req
446. than the University
of Arizona.Copy !req
447. Well, it's beating.Copy !req
448. Welcome to the Wildcats.Copy !req
449. This is the
Barrington Room.Copy !req
450. Have a seat in
the deepest,Copy !req
451. most luxurious leather chair
in the world.Copy !req
452. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
453. Sir, may I offer you
a shoe drink?Copy !req
454. Why, yes, that'd
be lovely.Copy !req
455. Ah, the finer things.Copy !req
456. So, what brings
you gentlemen to town?Copy !req
457. We're here on business.Copy !req
458. In fact, we just
came from a meetingCopy !req
459. with the venerable
Carter Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
460. Outstanding man.Copy !req
461. Really? Yeah, well,Copy !req
462. he used to be a member here,
but he was very annoying.Copy !req
463. Oh, my, that's-that's
surprising.Copy !req
464. I-I've heard he has quite
the blue-blood pedigree.Copy !req
465. You know, he got a
piece of Jackie KennedyCopy !req
466. before she was defiled by
that hairy olive-eater.Copy !req
467. Yeah, and-and
he once made meCopy !req
468. a grilled cheese
sandwich after this.Copy !req
469. Well, I wasn't sure
about Pewterschmidt,Copy !req
470. but after hearing
you gentlemen talk,Copy !req
471. maybe I could give him
another chance.Copy !req
472. Really?
Oh, wow!Copy !req
473. That's great news,
Carter. You're back in!Copy !req
474. Hey, let's get a
couple of girlsCopy !req
475. and have seventh-grade-in-
the-same-room-make-outs.Copy !req
476. "Carter"? Wait a minute.Copy !req
477. You're not
Duke of Lacrosse Team!Copy !req
478. And you're not Viscount
James Earl Tennis Racquet!Copy !req
479. Security!Copy !req
480. Come throw these frauds
out of my club!Copy !req
481. Damn it, Peter,
you blew it!Copy !req
482. I knew I couldn't depend
on you!Copy !req
483. You're not worthy to lick
my designer shoes,Copy !req
484. you fat, low-life slob!Copy !req
485. But, Carter, please!Copy !req
486. Here, skip this rope and do
a lively schoolgirl chant.Copy !req
487. But, Carter, I don't know
any city girl rhymes.Copy !req
488. Do it!Copy !req
489. Lettuce, carrots,
peppers and peas.Copy !req
490. Your mother says to
got to have these.Copy !req
491. Now do it double time
with new vegetables!Copy !req
492. Cabbage, taters,
spinach and peas.Copy !req
493. You already said "peas"!Copy !req
494. I don't know any
more vegetables.Copy !req
495. Wait a second,
hang on there.Copy !req
496. The way you abused
that man just now,Copy !req
497. the way you treated
your lesser—Copy !req
498. I underestimated you,
Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
499. I thought you were just
some suck-up loser,Copy !req
500. but you have shown meCopy !req
501. that you've got the mettle
to be one of us.Copy !req
502. You are back in the club.Copy !req
503. Oh, thank you,
Mr. Barrington!Copy !req
504. Yes. Now, I believe
there is just one last pieceCopy !req
505. of unfinished business
to take care of here.Copy !req
506. I'm sorry, but the Viscount
James Earl Tennis RacquetCopy !req
507. and Duke of Lacrosse Team
already arrived two hours ago.Copy !req
508. But that's impossible!Copy !req
509. Peter, I'm sorryCopy !req
510. you've got to give up
the country club life.Copy !req
511. Oh, that's okay, Lois.Copy !req
512. 'Cause you know,
I got to say,Copy !req
513. I don't think those rich guys
have it all that great.Copy !req
514. Too much stress.Copy !req
515. You know,
you give me the choice,Copy !req
516. I'll choose our life
any day of the week.Copy !req
517. Me, too, Peter.Copy !req
518. Can I have $50 to
get my hair cut?Copy !req
519. Absolutely not.
That's a waste of money.Copy !req
520. I will cut it myself.Copy !req
521. You look like garbage.
What happened?Copy !req