1. Wow, congratulations on your
grand re-opening, Mort.
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are comin' back.
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3. Thanks, Lois. It's good
to be up and gouging again.
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4. Oh, careful.
Watch out there, Brian.
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5. Looks like the floor is wet.
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6. Excuse me.
I'm kind of in a hurry.
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7. Son of a bitch!
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8. Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
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9. I'm sorry. I've been
a little distracted lately.
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10. I think my wife has
been crossing the street
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doesn't find out.
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13. Hey, forget that klutz.
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14. Hmm, maybe this one.
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15. Hey. Lookin' at you
pretty normal, huh?
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16. No!
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17. Aw, fudge.
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18. Wait, I know!
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19. I'll figure this out.
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20. Th-the pieces are all there.
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21. I-I'll go home
and figure this out.
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22. Aw, cool. Hey Mort,
what's this thing?
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23. Oh, that? That's my
"Come In! We're Open" sign.
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24. What's that,
like an iPad?
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25. No, it's a sign.
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26. Wish I had one of those.
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27. I've got a whole box
of them.
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28. Take it. It's yours.
No charge.
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29. Ugh, typical Jew.
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30. Coming this fall
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31. from the producers
of Gone Baby Gone,
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33. Gone Severely Disabled
Baby Gone.
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34. I promise you we are going
to find your daughter.
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35. Okay, but, you know,
do-do what you can,
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like, kill yourself.
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37. Oh, and if you do find her,
honk this horn a couple times.
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38. It's the only way to get her
to stop biting you.
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39. But again, no rush.
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40. Peter, what
are you doing?
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my new sign.
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42. Don't put that thing
on our door.
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somewhere,
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45. Oh, why? So you can hog it
while you're doing laundry?
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46. No way.
Peter, we're not a business.
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47. Hey, I saw your sign.
So, you're open?
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48. That's right.
What do you do?
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49. What do you need?
Milk.
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50. We have milk.
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51. Peter, I told you,
I don't like
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walking around in our house.
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53. They're not strangers, Lois;
they are our valued customers.
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we appreciate their loyalty,
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someplace else.
For what?
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56. Not to alarm anyone,
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in the closet
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59. She's right, Dad.
None of this makes any sense.
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60. Meg, go take your ten.
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61. And you may consider this
a verbal warning.
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62. Peter, I want
these people to leave.
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63. I fit,
by the way.
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64. Lois, I'd love nothing more
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and chat with you,
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67. Hi there.
May I help you folks?
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68. Yes, my family and I would like
our portrait painted.
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69. Well, you came
to the right place.
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70. Looking good.
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73. Done.
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74. What have you done?
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75. I painted the truth.
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78. What do you think, Mom?
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79. Is that the most beautiful
bride you've ever seen?
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80. I love it!
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81. Oh, it's just
so much money.
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82. It's true. It's true.
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sweetheart.
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you can't have it.
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wait a minute.
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like my wedding dress.
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88. Oh, Mom, she loves it.
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We'll take it.
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90. Peter, what is that girl doing
in my wedding dress?
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No.
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I'm down here
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94. There you go.
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95. Here you go. A half pound of
honey maple turkey, sliced thin.
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96. I wanted a
duplicate key made.
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98. Oh, hey, Joe.
What's going on?
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99. Peter, I'm afraid
I'm here to shut you down.
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unlicensed business,
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102. Aw, that is such bullcrap.
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103. Well, you can't fight
City Hall.
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104. Oh, we'll see about that!
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105. City Hall knows karate.
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106. I'm sorry, Peter, but the
government makes the rules.
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108. I don't believe this, Joe.
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109. This is like
living in Russia.
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110. I might as well
just move there.
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111. You don't want to do that.
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112. It's dark; it's cold;
and hooking up
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113. is just a crapshoot
'cause of all the big coats.
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114. All right, drop
the coats on three.
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117. Yeah!
Oh...
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118. Hey, you ever
accidentally masturbate
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of your mom?
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120. Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
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your problem, Peter?
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123. I'm sorry, Quagmire.
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124. I'm still just upset
about the damn government
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in my business.
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126. I hear ya.
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on ridiculous causes.
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128. We gotta protect
bald eagles?
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129. Bald eagles should be allowed
to make their own decisions!
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130. Honey, I don't care
that you're bald.
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just as attractive.
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132. It's not about you.
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133. It's about my confidence
as an eagle architect.
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134. Just for Eagles will give you
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more natural hair...
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on eagle stuff.
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137. You're an
excellent architect.
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138. Freakin' government.
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139. Giving all the
good hoses to firemen.
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140. I want them hoses.
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141. Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
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142. And I'm Joyce Kinney.
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144. Is it real
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145. for kids these days
to forget their manners?
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146. But first, thousands
are expected
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Tea Party rally
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Quahog headquarters.
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149. That's right, Joyce.
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150. The Tea Party has gained
a sizable following
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of low taxes,
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152. limited government,
and happy birthday, Tom...
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153. Oh, my God, you guys!
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154. Tea Party, huh?
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155. Well, I'd like to be
part of a movement,
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156. but what movement would want
an angry fat guy
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who hates listening?
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158. For more details
on the Tea Party platform,
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159. we now go to this
totally boss fireworks show.
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160. Oh, my God! That's everything
I believe in!
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161. Why are they trying
to take that away from us?
I hear ya.
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162. Well, that's it.
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163. I am going down
to that rally tomorrow
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164. and I am joining
the Tea Party!
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165. Oh, wait, that's the same time
as my men's knitting club,
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166. although they have been
really critical lately.
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167. You're still not knitting
honestly, Peter.
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you want us to like you.
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171. Thank you!
You've made my decision easier!
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172. Yes! That! Knit that!
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173. Good Tea Party morning,
everyone!
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174. Peter, you joined
the Tea Party?
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175. That's right, Brian.
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176. I finally got something
better to do
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than sit at the mall
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178. and watch Japanese girls
laugh at normal conversation.
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179. So, I drove to work
this morning...
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180. And I had to stop
for coffee.
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181. So, there's a Starbucks
near my house.
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182. You people
are a circus.
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a movement of regular people
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our government.
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185. Look, the Tea Party isn't
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you think it is.
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by Big Business types
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the government out of their way
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189. so they can roll over
everyone.
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190. Mom held hands with a woman
at the gas station this morning.
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191. Don't know what that means.
Just reporting it.
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192. All I'm saying is
you're being used
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193. and you're too clueless
to know it.
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194. Boy, you just think
you're so superior, don't you?
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195. Like that first creature
to walk on dry land.
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196. Hey, where'd you go?
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197. Ah, I went for a jog.
What's a jog?
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198. It's a great way to stay
in shape is what it is.
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199. Is it like a swim?
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200. No, no, it's, it's
nothing like a swim.
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201. Wow, a lot of people here today.
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202. Yeah. Man,
I love street fairs.
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203. They got rides, games,
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204. and ethnic food cooked horribly
by white Americans.
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205. Tack-os!
Hot tack-os here!
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206. Oh, are those tack-os?
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207. You better believe
they're tack-os.
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208. I love tack-os!
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corn tor-tilla.
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210. Oh! I love tack-os
on a corn tor-tilla!
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211. Boy, they're really
against socialism.
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212. That's right. The Tea Party
is all about self-reliance.
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213. Look, there's even
a Tunnel of Self-Love.
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214. Would you like to buy a photo
of yourself on the ride, sir?
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215. No, I would not.
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so many regular people out here.
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218. Folks who are tired
of big government
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for their rights.
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220. Yeah!
Down with
the Spend-o-crats!
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221. We are Marshall!
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222. And now, it's my privilege
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blue-collar guy,
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Joe Workingman!
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225. Good afternoon, friends
and socioeconomic equals!
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226. Is anyone else out there
sick of government crap?
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227. Oh, my God.
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228. It's like he's saying everything
I'm listening to.
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229. That's right.
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what foods to eat.
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231. And what church
you can go to.
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own a chimpanzee
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responsible enough.
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234. I would feed it!
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235. Also, the government
wants to tell you
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you can have.
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237. What? No!
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238. And the government
wants to tell you
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your old TVs into the river.
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240. Then how I supposed
to find TV?
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241. If you join the Tea Party,
together, we can fix all that.
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242. But you probably don't wanna
join the Tea Party
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243. because all you get are these
stupid, awesome keychains!
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244. Oh, my God, it's the keychain
from the dream!
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245. I got to say that guy
made a lot of sense.
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246. He sure did. The government's
really gotten outta hand.
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247. Yeah, those bastards
have ruined everything.
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248. The same way the Village People
ruined any gathering
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249. of a cop, an Indian chief,
and a construction worker.
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250. Oh, my God, can we get
a picture with you guys?
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251. We're not those guys.
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252. Yes, please
leave us alone.
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254. Now, where were we?
Oh, yeah.
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255. We've gotta solve
that security problem
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256. for the Indian Casino
we're constructing.
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257. Hey, you guys want
to head to the Clam?
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258. I'll catch up with you.
I got to hit the john.
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259. Hey, buddy. Is there
a bathroom around here,
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261. Carter?
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262. Oh... hey.
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263. You're involved
with the Tea Party?
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264. Wait a minute.
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is run by rich guys
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268. Brian?
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269. You mean that arrogant,
unemployed dog of yours?
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270. Peter, he's just one
of those liberal elites
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and hates patriots.
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272. Yeah, he kinda is.
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273. You and I are both businessmen
who work hard and pay taxes.
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10,000 times what you make.
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you and me.
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a regular guy like you
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Joe Workingman agrees with me.
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280. Love to have you
on board, Peter.
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281. Wow, thanks, Joe.
You can count on me.
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282. Aw, Carter, you just missed
Joe Workingman.
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283. Oh, I think he'll
know I was here.
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what's happening.
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How was your rally?
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286. Oh, it was great,
and now I know
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to get behind
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like your dad is involved.
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289. What, Carter was
at the Tea Party rally?
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290. Yeah, he was running
the whole thing.
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291. Peter, what did I tell you
about rich guys?
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you're thinking, Brian,
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it's all okay.
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you're the enemy.
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who are on our side.
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296. Oh, of course,
Carter Pewterschmidt,
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oil refineries in this city,
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of environmental regulations
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301. Brian, he doesn't
get sarcasm.
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regulations, Brian.
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to get rid
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of Quahog.
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of the PR campaign to do it.
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307. Peter, if I know my dad,
he's probably using you.
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308. Lois, I'm so glad
you're done with the dishes
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and chime in on this.
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haven't done the dishes.
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312. Well, then,
I'm confused.
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313. Oh, he does get sarcasm.
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now, remember,
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grassroots movement.
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the lame-stream media,
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the common man individually.
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318. Right, common man.
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320. Ah, geez, it's... it's a girl.
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of the house?
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322. This is the woman of the house,
and there is no man living here.
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you paying for this phone?
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326. Oh, I see, and are you
in your little courthouse
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representing Barbie?
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for the Tea Party.
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government good-bye.
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330. Yeah, I can't wait to fire
all them city employees,
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construction worker.
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stop or go forward?
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first things first.
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from Craigslist.
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the rest of you want?
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shut down.
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the same way?
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351. Well, I'm nothing
if not a public servant,
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its feelings known.
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city government disbanded.
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you, and now I take my leave.
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completely government-free,
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of all broadcast regulations,
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for this reporter,
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under the desk.
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362. Hello, family.
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were you doing out there?
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sick of taking the roads home,
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of the government has been
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around here in a long time.
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369. That's right.
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to take a lot of mescaline
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Debbie Reynolds on stage.
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my Spanish teacher and I
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in the halls.
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la biblioteca?
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in the biblioteca.
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enjoying your freedom,
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out the window lately?
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smoke coming from?
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refinery,
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it's a giant cloud of pollution.
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neighborhoods and reaches us,
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a big problem.
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387. We should report them.
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There's no government.
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people, to find a solution.
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390. Close the curtains.
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391. Ah, Tea Party.
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392. Damn it, this is what I was
afraid was going to happen.
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to go to hell.
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husband and wife.
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the bride.
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398. Yeah, see,
that's not mine.
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with the blond hair?
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400. Yeah, you look
weird like that.
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of mass lawlessness,
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is round up the Jews.
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have you seen any Jews around?
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404. Is there a reward?
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Are you Jewish?
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unashamed locker room nudity.
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408. Oops.
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I'm Tom Tucker.
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government-less Quahog,
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a T-shirt.
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the government
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to wear a suit.
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from punching you in the face.
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You know what?
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What?
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I said give me your wallet.
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went off again.
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electricity, Peter.
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and there's no one to fix 'em.
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426. The cops don't come,
the toilets don't flush,
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427. and there's garbage
piling up in the streets.
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428. Ryan Phillippe's been
out there for days.
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429. Would anyone like
to be impregnated?
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430. We had a nice town, Peter.
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431. I had a nice life,
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432. but you and your antigovernment
buddies ruined it.
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433. Hey, so how's that
Tea Party going, huh?
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434. More like
T.P. Party.
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435. Toilet paper.
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436. I don't know
what happened, Brian.
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437. Not having a government
worked great in Somalia,
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438. but somehow we seem
to have botched it all up.
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439. Looks that way.
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440. Wait a minute. There might be
a way out of this.
What?
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441. We just talk to the guy
who got us into this.
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442. He'll know what to do.
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443. Mr. Pewterschmidt.
Mr. Pewterschmidt.
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444. Go away.
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445. But, Mr. Pewterschmidt,
you got to do something.
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446. The potholes ain't
getting fixed no more.
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447. The stoplights ain't working.
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448. Tampon commercials
no longer use blue liquids
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449. in their demonstrations.
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450. Make it blue.
That's always been the deal!
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451. You show whatever you want,
but you make it blue!
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452. Come on.
You got to help us out.
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453. Go to hell.
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454. I don't think he's going
to help, Peter.
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455. But if rich people aren't
looking out for us, who is?
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456. Well, maybe we need
to look out for each other.
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457. Come on, Brian.
It's time to make this right.
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458. Wait, before you go,
take two steps to the left.
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459. Look up.
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460. Okay, smile.
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461. Aw, I suck.
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462. People of Quahog,
I have something to say.
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463. Now that we've
freed ourselves
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464. from the terrible
shackles of government,
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465. it's time to replace it
with something better.
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466. The first thing we need
is a system of rules
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467. that everyone
must live by.
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468. Got to have rules.
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469. And since we can't spend
all our time making rules,
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470. I think that we should elect
some people to represent us,
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471. and they should make rules
and choices on our behalf.
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472. Now, this may be kind of
expensive, so I got a plan:
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473. everyone should have
to give some money
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474. from their salaries
each year.
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475. Poor people will give
a little bit of money
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476. and rich people will give
a larger amount of money,
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477. and our representatives
will use all that money
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478. to hire some people
who will then provide us
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479. with social order
and basic services.
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480. Ugh, there's not one shirt
I wish I had out there.
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481. Now, it won't be perfect.
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482. Some of our representatives
may end up being bastards.
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483. But you know what?
That's okay
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484. 'cause later we're going to have
more elections,
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485. and we can use those elections
to get rid of the bad guys
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486. and replace 'em with good guys,
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487. and then the system
will just keep going on and on
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488. just like that.
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489. So who's with me?
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490. Will you join me
in trying this new crazy thing?
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491. Then let's do it.
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492. Yeah, and we did it all
without government.
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493. I'm very proud
of you, Peter.
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494. Oh, Lois, that means
nothing to me.
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495. I only care what they say on
the Internet message boards.
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496. Aw.
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