1. All right, see
you guys later.Copy !req
2. Me and Brian are
going to play laser tagCopy !req
3. with Joe and Quagmire.Copy !req
4. What? No, you're not.Copy !req
5. Tonight's our family night.Copy !req
6. We agreed that every Sunday,
we'd do something together.Copy !req
7. What?Copy !req
8. Oh, nothing. I was just
clearing my throat.Copy !req
9. Good. I thought you were
going to say something.Copy !req
10. But, Lois, we
already made plans.Copy !req
11. Yeah, I can't leave
those guys alone.Copy !req
12. Last time they hung out
without me was a disaster.Copy !req
13. All right, movie night.Copy !req
14. I am so psyched
for Reindeer Games!Copy !req
15. What, I thought we
were watching La Vie En Rose.Copy !req
16. What do you mean,
Reindeer Games is great!Copy !req
17. Everything goes wrong on the one
day it has to go right.Copy !req
18. But La Vie En Rose
is a beautiful movieCopy !req
19. about the real life tragedy
of Edith Piaf.Copy !req
20. Usually Peter would
break the tie.Copy !req
21. Well, Peter
isn't here, is he?Copy !req
22. Because you were
supposed to be watching him,Copy !req
23. but you were smoking
marijuana and he drowned!Copy !req
24. What? No, he's at
a PTA meeting.Copy !req
25. Where the hell
did you get that story?Copy !req
26. I don't know! I just can't stand
it when he's not here!Copy !req
27. Peter, you've got
every other night of the weekCopy !req
28. to spend with your buddies.Copy !req
29. This is the one night
we've set aside for our family.Copy !req
30. Is that really
too much to ask?Copy !req
31. I guess you're right.Copy !req
32. Come on, Brian.
Come upstairs.Copy !req
33. I wanna show you a freckle on my
sack that I'm concerned about.Copy !req
34. It has irregular edges.Copy !req
35. Peter,
what are you doing?Copy !req
36. I'm not goin' to Family Night.Copy !req
37. My agreeing with Lois
was just pure theater.Copy !req
38. Come on, we're
jumping off the roof.Copy !req
39. Are you insane?
We'll kill ourselves!Copy !req
40. Don't worry, we can fly.Copy !req
41. I got this pixie dust
from a magic fairy.Copy !req
42. Either that or it's speedCopy !req
43. I got from a transvestite
at a diner.Copy !req
44. It's the speed!
It's the speed from the diner!Copy !req
45. Peter, let go of me!Copy !req
46. Damn it!Copy !req
47. So what are we gonna do
for Family Night?Copy !req
48. Oh, would you shut up?
All the good people are gone.Copy !req
49. Hey!
Welcome to Quahog Laser Tag.Copy !req
50. Please pay attention
while I show y'allCopy !req
51. how to put on y'all's vests.Copy !req
52. Sir, can I use you
to demonstrate?Copy !req
53. Thank you, I have
longed for your attentionCopy !req
54. since the moment I arrived.Copy !req
55. Now, put this on
over your shoulders.Copy !req
56. Good.Copy !req
57. Now, I'm gonna need
you to squats downCopy !req
58. like your underwears
is done for,Copy !req
59. but you might still
save the jeans.Copy !req
60. Now, you's gonna wanna latch the
front to the back like so...Copy !req
61. Did everybody get that?Copy !req
62. Boy, a lot of heat
comes off you, don't it?Copy !req
63. All right, keep an
eye out for Peter.Copy !req
64. He's oddly competitive
at this stuff.Copy !req
65. Yeah, and he seems to be weirdly
physically fit at this place.Copy !req
66. Yeah, it's almost like he hasCopy !req
67. unrealistic abilities
when we play laser tag.Copy !req
68. All right, well, if we just
stick together, then...Copy !req
69. Zap! Zap! Zap!Copy !req
70. What the...
No way!Copy !req
71. How'd you learn
to do that?Copy !req
72. The question isn't how I do it.Copy !req
73. It's how I forgive myself
for what I've done.Copy !req
74. (zap)Copy !req
75. Yeah, winner!
Right here!Copy !req
76. All right, pal,
what do I get?Copy !req
77. Well, for five dollars,
you could getCopy !req
78. your picture in a fake newspaper
with a humorous headline.Copy !req
79. Wow, my picture
in the paper.Copy !req
80. I didn't even
get that whenCopy !req
81. I brought that kitten
and gorilla together.Copy !req
82. Huh?
Did I tell ya, Lois?Copy !req
83. Oh, that's beautiful, Peter.Copy !req
84. She's taking care of that
kitten like it's her own.Copy !req
85. Yep, I knew eventually she'd
stop tearin' 'em in half.Copy !req
86. There you two are!Copy !req
87. We waited for you
for four hours!Copy !req
88. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
89. Look, Lois,
I know you're mad,Copy !req
90. but I think this will prove
that I did the right thing.Copy !req
91. I put our family
on the map tonight.Copy !req
92. No longer will we be
just those faceless nobodiesCopy !req
93. who brought the bird flu
to Quahog.Copy !req
94. You know, there's something
seriously wrong with a manCopy !req
95. who always puts
his friends over his family.Copy !req
96. Come on, Lois, I think
you're overreacting.Copy !req
97. What's so wrong about a guy
hanging out with his buddies?Copy !req
98. Buddies?
You're one of his buddies?Copy !req
99. Yeah. And you know why?Copy !req
100. 'Cause I don't try to tell himCopy !req
101. what he can and can't do.Copy !req
102. Oh, please, Brian.Copy !req
103. You're just two people
who live in the same house.Copy !req
104. If you didn't,
you'd never hang outCopy !req
105. with each other
in a million years.Copy !req
106. He owns you.
You're his property.Copy !req
107. He used to hang you
in the garageCopy !req
108. so his fender
wouldn't hit the wall.Copy !req
109. You're there.Copy !req
110. You're there!Copy !req
111. I couldn't hear you.
The radio was too loud.Copy !req
112. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
113. You know,
Lois is right, Brian.Copy !req
114. You think you're Peter's pal,
but you're really not.Copy !req
115. You're just his dog.Copy !req
116. Well, that's where
you're wrong. Watch this.Copy !req
117. Hey, Peter, you want
to go hit the Clam?Copy !req
118. Nah, there's no way
she's in the mood.Copy !req
119. Let's just go to the bar.
Sounds good.Copy !req
120. Headin' to the bar
with my friend, Peter.Copy !req
121. You're lying
to yourself, Brian.Copy !req
122. Like those girls who insistCopy !req
123. their best friends
are attractive.Copy !req
124. Oh, Stewie, I can't wait for
you to meet my best friend.Copy !req
125. She is so cute.Copy !req
126. Yeah, she sounds awesome.Copy !req
127. Oh, my God, yeah.
People ask herCopy !req
128. if she's a model
all the time.Copy !req
129. Here she comes!Copy !req
130. Okay, okay,Copy !req
131. that was an extreme example,Copy !req
132. but face it, ladies,
your best friends are not hot.Copy !req
133. Uh, Peter, your seat belt
back here doesn't work right.Copy !req
134. What's gonna happen to you
that hasn't already happened?Copy !req
135. Peter, look out
for that car!Copy !req
136. That's not a car.Copy !req
137. What is that?Copy !req
138. Hello?Copy !req
139. Hello?Copy !req
140. Anybody here?Copy !req
141. Hey.Copy !req
142. Hey.Copy !req
143. Do you work here?Copy !req
144. I don't know.
Doesn't look like it.Copy !req
145. Who are you?Copy !req
146. I... I don't know.
I-I just woke up here.Copy !req
147. I seem to be
a heavyset fellow.Copy !req
148. You do.Copy !req
149. Thank God someone
else is here.Copy !req
150. You two seem to be the only
ones in this hospital.Copy !req
151. No, I'm here, too.Copy !req
152. Any of you guys
know what's going on?Copy !req
153. I just woke up in
one of these rooms.Copy !req
154. I have no idea
how I got here.Copy !req
155. I don't even
know who I am.Copy !req
156. All I know is,
I'm extremely importantCopy !req
157. because there are drawings of me
on all the bathroom doors.Copy !req
158. See?Copy !req
159. It's glued on there, too, so I'm
pretty sure it's permanent.Copy !req
160. This is really weird.Copy !req
161. We seem perfectly coherent,Copy !req
162. it's just we can't
remember who we are.Copy !req
163. It's like our identities
have beenCopy !req
164. wiped out somehow.Copy !req
165. Maybe we can find somebody
to help us.Copy !req
166. The whole town seems
to be deserted.Copy !req
167. Well, if there are
only four of us,Copy !req
168. I propose we start a band.Copy !req
169. And I propose we call
ourselves Robes of Teal.Copy !req
170. Aw, damn it.Copy !req
171. Well, we could still be a band
and choose a different name.Copy !req
172. Oh, no, Robes of Teal
was the whole thing.Copy !req
173. What the hell happened?
Where is everybody?Copy !req
174. You don't suppose...Copy !req
175. Do you think, we're the
only people on Earth?Copy !req
176. I don't know.
I tell ya what,Copy !req
177. I'm gonna open up
this bag of Chex Party Mix.Copy !req
178. If people don't show up,
then we're it.Copy !req
179. Yep, we're it.Copy !req
180. All right, look, we know
we woke up in the hospital,Copy !req
181. so maybe there was some kind
of catastropheCopy !req
182. that we were all spared.Copy !req
183. Or maybe we were all
in some kind of accident.Copy !req
184. Well, that would explain
why you're in a wheelchair.Copy !req
185. You must have gotten hurt
worse than the rest of us.Copy !req
186. Yeah, I got hit so hard,
it knocked my pee into a bag.Copy !req
187. None of this
makes any sense.Copy !req
188. Where the hell
is everybody?Copy !req
189. Well, if we wait
till tax day,Copy !req
190. I'm sure the tax man
will show up.Copy !req
191. Ha. You should tweet that.Copy !req
192. Okay.Copy !req
193. This guy's hilarious.Copy !req
194. I'm gonna retweet this.Copy !req
195. Huh.
Mm.Copy !req
196. Social media is bringing us
all closer together.Copy !req
197. Unfollow.Copy !req
198. Hey, you know,
if we're all gonna beCopy !req
199. tryin' to figure
this out together,Copy !req
200. maybe it would be easier
if we gave each other names.Copy !req
201. That's a great idea.Copy !req
202. Hey, maybe my name
is on this collar.Copy !req
203. Cremate, don't bury.Copy !req
204. Okay, that's a downer.Copy !req
205. You know what?Copy !req
206. I'm gettin' a feeling
about my name.Copy !req
207. I think my name
might be Shirt Pants.Copy !req
208. Shirt Pants?
What kind of name is that?Copy !req
209. I don't know.
What's your name?Copy !req
210. I kinda think
it's Manly Walker.Copy !req
211. Wheeler?
No, Walker.Copy !req
212. Wheeler?
No, you're not
hearing me right.Copy !req
213. It's Walker.Copy !req
214. It's probably Wheeler.Copy !req
215. I sorta think
my name is Earl.Copy !req
216. What was that?
I don't know.Copy !req
217. Apparently, I made
some sort of reference.Copy !req
218. Hey, check it out.
Looks like a bar.Copy !req
219. I could go
for a stiff one.Copy !req
220. I think they got
a pill for that.Copy !req
221. Shirt Pants!Copy !req
222. Who else but Shirt Pants?Copy !req
223. Hello?Copy !req
224. That's annoying.Copy !req
225. It just doesn't make senseCopy !req
226. that there aren't any people.Copy !req
227. This couldn't have
happened naturally.Copy !req
228. Something must have
caused this, or someone.Copy !req
229. Well, when I find that person,
I'm gonna strangle him.Copy !req
230. I had a life,
and he took it away from me.Copy !req
231. I don't remember it,
but I bet it was pretty good.Copy !req
232. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
233. I bet I was a doctor
who had to deal withCopy !req
234. a lot of serious stuff,
but always found a wayCopy !req
235. to keep things light.Copy !req
236. Oh, my God,
she's beautiful.Copy !req
237. Yeah, she is.Copy !req
238. It's not yours.
Yours died.Copy !req
239. Yeah, and I bet I answeredCopy !req
240. the customer complaint line
at a Danish cookie company.Copy !req
241. Hello, Danish cookie company.Copy !req
242. No, I know they don't
taste very good.Copy !req
243. Well, because
they're very dry, aren't they?Copy !req
244. I mean, t-they came in a tin,Copy !req
245. how fresh did you think
they were gonna be?Copy !req
246. Look, it's dark
and freezing in Denmark.Copy !req
247. Everybody who made these cookies
has shot themselves.Copy !req
248. Well, I bet I did something
really important and exciting.Copy !req
249. Like-like maybe I was
a speechwriterCopy !req
250. for the first ever
black president.Copy !req
251. Hey, can he say
the word "ask"?Copy !req
252. Or-or is that a word
we should avoid?Copy !req
253. Yea, and I bet you I was the
voice of an animated bird.Copy !req
254. I thought I saw a cat.Copy !req
255. I did see a cat.Copy !req
256. Oh, my God,
look at that.Copy !req
257. Wow, that looks
pretty bad.Copy !req
258. Is the Chinese
guy dead?Copy !req
259. Wait.Copy !req
260. We-we were in this car.Copy !req
261. I can smell us all
in this car!Copy !req
262. This must be the accidentCopy !req
263. that put us all
in the hospital.Copy !req
264. See if there's a registration
in the glove compartment.Copy !req
265. "Peter Griffin."Copy !req
266. One of us is Peter Griffin.Copy !req
267. Look at this indent
on the steering wheel.Copy !req
268. It's a perfect match.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God!Copy !req
270. You're Peter Griffin!Copy !req
271. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
272. And you live
at 31 Spooner Street.Copy !req
273. Finally, a real clue.
Let's go!Copy !req
274. Wow, I own a house!Copy !req
275. I just hope it doesn't haveCopy !req
276. one of those mailboxes
that looks like a cow.Copy !req
277. I just want to seem cool to
these guys, but I really hopeCopy !req
278. I have one of those mailboxes
that looks like a cow.Copy !req
279. "Moo," says my mailbox.Copy !req
280. Well, this is
31 Spooner Street.Copy !req
281. I'm home.Copy !req
282. All right,
see you guys.Copy !req
283. I'm gonna go shove my
hand down my pantsCopy !req
284. and see if that
goes someplace.Copy !req
285. Guys! Guys!
It goes someplace!Copy !req
286. Hang on, I got something.Copy !req
287. I poop a lot on this lawn.Copy !req
288. This must be where I live!Copy !req
289. Hey, Shirt Pants,
come in here.Copy !req
290. Oh, my God!Copy !req
291. I know, I know!
You're my owner!Copy !req
292. I knew it!
I knew we were pals!Copy !req
293. Yeah, I mean, there's
no pictures of me,Copy !req
294. but I see you've got a
dog collar and a leash.Copy !req
295. And look how big
your doggie cage is.Copy !req
296. You could fit
a human in there.Copy !req
297. Clearly, you're
a good owner.Copy !req
298. It's such a
weird situation.Copy !req
299. I-I just think somebody
should be writing about it.Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. Do you... do you think
it should be me?Copy !req
302. S-Should I be the one
writing about this?Copy !req
303. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
304. I-I think it
should be me.Copy !req
305. Then just do it, stop talking
about it for God's sake.Copy !req
306. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
307. Well, we got it
all figured out.Copy !req
308. Turns out my name
is Glenn Quagmire,Copy !req
309. and this is my dog.Copy !req
310. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
311. Hey, I found my house.Copy !req
312. Turns out my name's
Joe Swanson,Copy !req
313. and I found this
police uniform in my closet.Copy !req
314. Do you know
what that means?Copy !req
315. I'm a stripper!Copy !req
316. Well, it's good
we found out who we all are,Copy !req
317. but we still
haven't found outCopy !req
318. what the hell happened
to everybody else.Copy !req
319. Yeah, I've been
thinking about that,Copy !req
320. and I think the
best course of actionCopy !req
321. is for us to just go ahead and
start repopulating the Earth.Copy !req
322. But there are no women.Copy !req
323. Well, let's try
some stuff.Copy !req
324. Hey, you guys want to
see something cool?Copy !req
325. There's a bedroom upstairs
that belonged to some girl,Copy !req
326. and she's got bras in there,Copy !req
327. and the cups are
different sizes.Copy !req
328. L-Like one of them's
a martini glassCopy !req
329. and the other one's
some kinda melon.Copy !req
330. Guys, you know how
we were thinkingCopy !req
331. that something must have
caused this situation...Copy !req
332. or someone?
Yeah?Copy !req
333. Look at that.Copy !req
334. Oh, my God.Copy !req
335. It's him.Copy !req
336. He did this.Copy !req
337. What do we do?Copy !req
338. Check it out.Copy !req
339. I got the little
freak's bra.Copy !req
340. I'm gonna put it on.Copy !req
341. Huh, this actually
fits pretty well.Copy !req
342. Oh, wait, there's
a name on it.Copy !req
343. It's mine.Copy !req
344. My God.Copy !req
345. Peter is responsible for
killing everyone on Earth.Copy !req
346. But how could a guy like that
cause all this destruction?Copy !req
347. Well, he's clearly
not just a guy.Copy !req
348. He's some kind of
omnipotent alien,Copy !req
349. with powers we can
only guess at.Copy !req
350. Look at him—
watching, learning...Copy !req
351. absorbing.Copy !req
352. This janitor's in love
with this redheaded ashtray.Copy !req
353. But why didn't
he kill us?Copy !req
354. I don't know, maybe...
maybe he needs us.Copy !req
355. Maybe we're important.Copy !req
356. I mean, I do have all these
profound ideas and thoughts.Copy !req
357. Maybe I was a deep
thinker of some kind.Copy !req
358. Deep thinker?Copy !req
359. I spent the whole morningCopy !req
360. trying to teach you
one simple thing.Copy !req
361. Give me paw.Copy !req
362. Paw?Copy !req
363. Good.
Other paw.Copy !req
364. No. Other paw.Copy !req
365. No!
We practiced this!Copy !req
366. You're gonna make me look bad
in front of the other guys.Copy !req
367. Other paw!Copy !req
368. Finally!Copy !req
369. You know, this
actually reminds meCopy !req
370. of a quote by Milton...Copy !req
371. Shut the up.Copy !req
372. Well, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
373. What are we
gonna do about what?Copy !req
374. Oh, about the...Copy !req
375. The, uh, th-th-the pie!Copy !req
376. The pie we're all
gonna make for you for...Copy !req
377. being such a great guy.Copy !req
378. Aw, my God,
that sounds awesome.Copy !req
379. I would kill everyone
in the worldCopy !req
380. and leave three survivors
for a piece of pie right now.Copy !req
381. Guys, really, what
are we gonna do?Copy !req
382. Well, it seems obvious.Copy !req
383. We gotta find a way
to kill him before he kills us.Copy !req
384. Kill him?Copy !req
385. How about we just get
the hell out of here?Copy !req
386. Are you kidding me?
He'd catch us.Copy !req
387. If this guy's an alien,
I bet he can fly.Copy !req
388. He can probably
hear us right now.Copy !req
389. He's probably got a laser beamCopy !req
390. that can shoot us
through the walls.Copy !req
391. He can't hit us
if we keep moving!Copy !req
392. Can you... Can you not...
Can you...Copy !req
393. I just took a bunch of
random stuff I foundCopy !req
394. in my medicine cabinet,
and you're reallyCopy !req
395. freaking me out
right now.Copy !req
396. Okay, maybe he doesn't
have a laser.Copy !req
397. But listen, if we're gonna kill
him, we gotta find some guns.Copy !req
398. Okay, well, let's go.Copy !req
399. Not all of us. Somebody's
gotta go over thereCopy !req
400. and keep an eye on him, make
sure he doesn't go anywhere.Copy !req
401. Oh, come on.
Why me?Copy !req
402. 'Cause I'm your owner
and I said so.Copy !req
403. But I don't want to.Copy !req
404. All right, then,
you asked for it!Copy !req
405. What, what is that?Copy !req
406. I found it
in my night table.Copy !req
407. I thought it was a dog whistle,
but now I'm thinkingCopy !req
408. it's something you jam in your
urethra to make you last longer.Copy !req
409. Man, I wonder if I'm one
of those secret assassinsCopy !req
410. who doesn't even know it,Copy !req
411. but I'm a highly trained
killing machine.Copy !req
412. Well, I could test that
by attacking you.Copy !req
413. If you repel my attack,Copy !req
414. maybe that means
you're a secret assassin.Copy !req
415. Good idea.Copy !req
416. I don't, I don't think
I'm a secret assassin.Copy !req
417. Hey, uh...Copy !req
418. knock, knock,
a-anybody home?Copy !req
419. Oh, hey, buddy.
Come on in,Copy !req
420. I could use some company.Copy !req
421. Um, okay.Copy !req
422. Hey, I know we're the only
people on Earth and all,Copy !req
423. but what's with
all these MexicansCopy !req
424. coming here
to steal our jobs?Copy !req
425. Hey, what are you
doin' down there?Copy !req
426. Come on, sit up on
the couch with me.Copy !req
427. Are you sure?Copy !req
428. Mr. Quagmire says dogs aren't
allowed on the furniture.Copy !req
429. I don't care
about that stuff.Copy !req
430. Besides, you look like
you got a clean bum.Copy !req
431. It is pretty clean.
I just cleaned it.Copy !req
432. Ha. Bums are funny.Copy !req
433. They are kinda funny.Copy !req
434. We all got one.
We all got one!Copy !req
435. I was just gonna say that!
Isn't-isn't that weird?Copy !req
436. Everybody's got a bum!Copy !req
437. Mine's even got a secret
compartment in itCopy !req
438. where you can store stuff.Copy !req
439. Hey, you want a pretzel?Copy !req
440. I'm okay.Copy !req
441. You know, you ever think
if we could all justCopy !req
442. spend more time celebrating our
similarities instead of justCopy !req
443. standing on our differences,
the universeCopy !req
444. would be a much better place?Copy !req
445. Not really.
But that bum thing,Copy !req
446. you're-you're on
to something there.Copy !req
447. Y-You're, uh...Copy !req
448. you're some kind of deep
thinker, aren't you?Copy !req
449. Where you goin'?Copy !req
450. I-I think your...Copy !req
451. your pie might be
about ready.Copy !req
452. Hey, we're gonna share
that pie, buddy,Copy !req
453. 'cause, you know,
there's no "I" in "pie."Copy !req
454. Except for the "I."Copy !req
455. But enough about
numbers. You go.Copy !req
456. So, we ready
to do this?Copy !req
457. You guys, I'm
not sure thatCopy !req
458. Peter's the guy
we think he is.Copy !req
459. He seems harmless and
actually kinda nice.Copy !req
460. Oh, my God.Copy !req
461. You slept with him!Copy !req
462. What? No, no.Copy !req
463. We were just watching TV,
but listen,Copy !req
464. you've got to believe me, he's
not capable of hurting anyone.Copy !req
465. Clearly he's
controlling your mindCopy !req
466. with his superior
alien brain.Copy !req
467. Ah, don't let 'em get
you down, Paul Blart.Copy !req
468. Your life has dignity.Copy !req
469. And comedy!Copy !req
470. Oh, heavens!Copy !req
471. Look, there's pretty solid
evidence that this guyCopy !req
472. is responsible
for the elimination ofCopy !req
473. the entire human race,
and we need to take him out.Copy !req
474. Okay, okay, you're right.Copy !req
475. But he trusts me, soCopy !req
476. you guys wait here,Copy !req
477. and I'll go lure him out.Copy !req
478. I have a lot of
dirty stuff in my house.Copy !req
479. Wait, what the
hell's he doing?Copy !req
480. He's supposed to be
luring Peter out here.Copy !req
481. He's not doing
anything like that.Copy !req
482. He's warning him!Copy !req
483. They think I'm an alien?Copy !req
484. Yes, and you have to get
out of here right away!Copy !req
485. But you're-you're
Quagmire's dog.Copy !req
486. Why would you be
helping me instead of him?Copy !req
487. Because...Copy !req
488. I-I don't...
I don't know why.Copy !req
489. I-I can't explain it.Copy !req
490. I-I just...Copy !req
491. I feel like
you're my friend.Copy !req
492. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
493. No, I think I kinda do.Copy !req
494. Come on, buddy.
Let's go!Copy !req
495. I knew I couldn't trust you,
you filthy mongrel.Copy !req
496. Guys, he didn't
do it, I swear.Copy !req
497. Get out of the way, dog.Copy !req
498. Please! I didn't do anything!Copy !req
499. When you've been a stripper
as long as I have,Copy !req
500. you know when you've
met a bad egg.Copy !req
501. And you're a bad egg.Copy !req
502. No! You bastards!Copy !req
503. What the hell...Copy !req
504. What's going on?Copy !req
505. Stewie?Copy !req
506. Well, Brian,
you proved me wrong.Copy !req
507. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
508. What, what is all this?Copy !req
509. You see, Brian, I conducted
a little experiment.Copy !req
510. Remember our
little argument aboutCopy !req
511. whether you and Peter
were actually friends?Copy !req
512. Well, I wanted to prove
to you that I was right,Copy !req
513. that your friendship was purely
a result of circumstance.Copy !req
514. So I created a scenario in which
everyone's memories were erased,Copy !req
515. to demonstrate
that you and PeterCopy !req
516. would never naturally
associate with one another.Copy !req
517. But I was wrong.Copy !req
518. It appears you two have
a genuine bond after all.Copy !req
519. Wow.Copy !req
520. So we really were meant
to be friends.Copy !req
521. I guess you were, yes.Copy !req
522. So, are they gonna
remember any of this?Copy !req
523. No, I'll wipe out
their whole day.Copy !req
524. It'll be like
it never happened.Copy !req
525. Wow.Copy !req
526. Hey, what's going
on over there?Copy !req
527. Oh, I wanted to see how
three women would react
in the same situation.Copy !req
528. Stop it!Copy !req
529. Ow! Ow!
Let go! Let go!Copy !req
530. They've only been in there
for three minutes.Copy !req
531. Haven't even tried to figure
out each other's names yet.Copy !req