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It's fine.
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Scotty's Optimus Prime.
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I'm the Decepticons.
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To the Peter-rang!
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Scotty has cancer?
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medical school is?
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Christian Science.
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come on in.
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this couch would
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your red wine
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Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
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What does that have
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looking for my hot daughter.
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together to paint a school.
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everybody's names.
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say that again.
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coroner down here.
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including the newest,
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multimedia milk cartons.
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attention you need.
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425. When this is over, we
can get some ice cream.
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some ice cream, not you.
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427. They're gonna be sticking
needles in you everywhere.
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you were right,
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kind of a rush.
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430. I mean, look at us,
we're like Thelma and Louise.
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431. Yeah, but we all know that
didn't end well for them.
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433. Let's just turn ourselves in.
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435. And he says, worst case,
eight to 12 years.
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we'll still have
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lives ahead of us.
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Quahog Hospital,
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Lois and Peter Griffin
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my overprotective boyfriend,
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called into work at night,
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reporter for years, Tyrone.
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to mention my painting business.
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for kidnapping.
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and surrender.
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I'll gladly go to prison
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but not until I bring
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into the hospital
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he deserves.
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like two tickets
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Policeman's Ball.
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give Scotty back to us!
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son into the Lord's hands.
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he ended up in my hands.
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you know.
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Heresy!
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know what's going on.
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in modern medicine,
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in the power of prayer.
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would pray to God for a cure.
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that penicillin, vaccines
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actually answered prayers?
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of God's answers to our prayers?
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in there if you can.
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life is sacred.
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to live a full life.
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true, then I think
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be the Lord's will.
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point in praying to God
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the Lord's will,
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Dracula in San Francisco.
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we have the lab.
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the phone with Hope,
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gonna make a full recovery.
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friend's gonna be okay.
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who's got leprosy.
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that Christian Science book?
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I'd give it a shot.
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be cool if you could
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and it actually happened?
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the Queen's gonna die?
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