1. Stewie, what are
you doing?Copy !req
2. Oh, just doing a
little tai chi.Copy !req
3. You know how the Asians
look 30 until they're 60?Copy !req
4. This is why.Copy !req
5. Of course, then they
suddenly look 100,Copy !req
6. but cross that
bridge, you know?Copy !req
7. Is this a Japanese thing?Copy !req
8. No, Chinese.Copy !req
9. The Japanese have a whole
other thing going on.Copy !req
10. Hey, you want
to see a movie?Copy !req
11. Nah, we're Japanese;Copy !req
12. let's go watch
a schoolgirl bang an octopus.Copy !req
13. Yeah!Copy !req
14. Suction cup feel good!Copy !req
15. And of course the most
important part of any workoutCopy !req
16. is a proper cool
down and a stretch.Copy !req
17. What? What is it?Copy !req
18. I got a splinter!Copy !req
19. Oh, my God, Stewie, what is it?Copy !req
20. Oh, he's just
got a splinter.Copy !req
21. Oh, my poor baby.Copy !req
22. It's 'cause these old stairs
are just falling apart.Copy !req
23. It's not just the stairs.Copy !req
24. Meg has spent two days
pinned under a roof beam.Copy !req
25. Let's just focus
on the stairs, Brian.Copy !req
26. Morning, Opie.Copy !req
27. Hey, what's going on?
You going somewhere?Copy !req
28. You got fired? Why?Copy !req
29. Oh, well, it's no wonderCopy !req
30. they finally caught you
doing that in here.Copy !req
31. I mean, the underside
of your deskCopy !req
32. looks like Carlsbad Caverns.Copy !req
33. Griffin, say hello
to Opie's replacement, Stella.Copy !req
34. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
35. W-What is this?Copy !req
36. We doing a new
secret handshake now?Copy !req
37. No, Griffin, she's deaf.Copy !req
38. Oh. Can she
read lips?Copy !req
39. Yes, I can.Copy !req
40. So if I do this, I can talk
about what a sweet rack she has?Copy !req
41. Yes, but try not to make
a boob-honking gestureCopy !req
42. with your other hand
while you're saying it.Copy !req
43. Sorry.
It's okay.Copy !req
44. I'm used to people beingCopy !req
45. a little uncomfortable
with me at first.Copy !req
46. If you have any questions,
feel free to ask.Copy !req
47. Yeah, actually, I do.Copy !req
48. Are your other senses better
on account of you can't hear?Copy !req
49. Like, can you smell my farts
before they even come out?Copy !req
50. 'Cause I got one
in the pocket right now,Copy !req
51. and I want to know if I need
to feel self-conscious about it.Copy !req
52. I can't smell it, no.Copy !req
53. I might be able
to see it, though.Copy !req
54. A lot of people make small
movements when they fart.Copy !req
55. They twitch their
eye or something.Copy !req
56. Oh, like subtle
giveaways, huh?Copy !req
57. All right, well, t-tell me
if you can see when it happens.Copy !req
58. You just farted.Copy !req
59. Oh, my God,
you saw that?Copy !req
60. You can see all my tiny,
subtle movements?Copy !req
61. You just did it again.Copy !req
62. Well, this is
gonna be a delight!Copy !req
63. I don't know
why Lois always saidCopy !req
64. she had problems
with female coworkers.Copy !req
65. So Abby, Elaine and Janet have
their little lunch clique,Copy !req
66. and of course
I'm not invited.Copy !req
67. Seems like
you're doing everythingCopy !req
68. and they're doing nothing.Copy !req
69. Well, I don't know,
but what I do know isCopy !req
70. that in the
staff meeting,
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
71. Christina said my inventory
system wasn't feasible.Copy !req
72. She's obviously
threatened by you.Copy !req
73. But when the associate sales
manager came back in the room...Copy !req
74. It's ridiculous,
and I support you fully.Copy !req
75. she told him the idea
as if it was hers...Copy !req
76. You can't let them
get to you.Copy !req
77. They're jealous
of what you have.Copy !req
78. It's nothing to do with you,
and everything to do with them.Copy !req
79. Only you can
prevent forest fires.Copy !req
80. Hey, Peter, you ready
to go to the Clam?Copy !req
81. Whoa, who's the hot chick?Copy !req
82. Oh, that's Stella.Copy !req
83. You don't have to whisper;
she's deaf.Copy !req
84. Really?Copy !req
85. Oh, my God, that's hot.Copy !req
86. I didn't know you had
a thing for deaf chicks.Copy !req
87. Any kind of disabled
chick, Peter.Copy !req
88. They can do
things to youCopy !req
89. that regular chicks
don't even think of.Copy !req
90. Besides, you know me.Copy !req
91. I'm into a lot of
different stuff.Copy !req
92. What, did you hear something?Copy !req
93. No, it's all good.Copy !req
94. All right.Copy !req
95. You know, Chris,
a little friendly advice.Copy !req
96. Uh, you're gonna
start dating soon;Copy !req
97. probably good
to get in the habitCopy !req
98. of chewing
with your mouth closed.Copy !req
99. Doesn't bother me, I'm just—
you know, one friend to another.Copy !req
100. Oh, what, you got
a problem with me?Copy !req
101. You think I'm gross?Copy !req
102. Don't do that.
Don't do that.Copy !req
103. Yeah. This is what you are
and this is what I am.Copy !req
104. Peter, hurry up!Copy !req
105. You're missing dinner.Copy !req
106. Lois, what the hell?Copy !req
107. Oh, my God, Peter,
are you okay?Copy !req
108. What the hell happened
to the stairs?Copy !req
109. They're all
slippery now!Copy !req
110. I had them replaced,
remember?Copy !req
111. The old ones were so rough,
and Stewie got that splinter,Copy !req
112. so I thought replacing
the wood was the best way to go.Copy !req
113. When'd you do that?Copy !req
114. The other day, when you spent
all that time at the drugstore.Copy !req
115. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
116. Couldn't figure out
if that Hispanic ladyCopy !req
117. worked there or not.Copy !req
118. Um... excuse me.Copy !req
119. Excuse me.Copy !req
120. Boy, I wonder where the
shampoos are around here.Copy !req
121. I said, "I wonder where the
shampoos are around here."Copy !req
122. Oh, for God's sake,
I almost thoughtCopy !req
123. you were a
regular person.Copy !req
124. Where's the shampoo?Copy !req
125. What the hell?Copy !req
126. Hey, guys,
all the action's over here!Copy !req
127. Quagmire, what
is all this?Copy !req
128. Peter's new coworker
gave me an idea.Copy !req
129. Welcome to
Disabled Ladies Night.Copy !req
130. Mine are made
from teak.Copy !req
131. What are yours
made from?Copy !req
132. Yeah, mine are actually just
pressboard with wood veneer.Copy !req
133. I can't get wet.Copy !req
134. Oh. I think I
see my friends.Copy !req
135. Hey, uh, you guys
enjoy the carnival.Copy !req
136. I'm gonna get
a drink at the bar.Copy !req
137. Hey, uh, anyone
sitting here?Copy !req
138. No, go ahead.Copy !req
139. Thanks.Copy !req
140. Hey, would you like
to go out sometime?Copy !req
141. Wow, that was fast.Copy !req
142. Yeah, well, you know, I read
somewhere that women decideCopy !req
143. within the first seven seconds
if they're interested in youCopy !req
144. or not, so I figured I
wouldn't waste anybody's time.Copy !req
145. Fair enough.Copy !req
146. Sure, let's go out.Copy !req
147. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
148. Like you said,
I've already decided.Copy !req
149. I'm Kate.Copy !req
150. I'm Brian.Copy !req
151. Hey, uh, you want
to go outside?Copy !req
152. Maybe a little
quieter.Copy !req
153. Sure.Copy !req
154. Oh, my God, I...Copy !req
155. Hey, check out Brian
with the blind chick.Copy !req
156. Hey, don't worry, Brian,Copy !req
157. you're still doing
better than Quagmire.Copy !req
158. He got a hooker.Copy !req
159. Ha!Copy !req
160. No, no, but she is
a prostitute.Copy !req
161. Listen, you know, we can do
something else if you want.Copy !req
162. Why? I'm having a good time.Copy !req
163. Well, I mean, I
just don't knowCopy !req
164. how much fun it is for a blind
person to go to the movies.Copy !req
165. Brian, blind people
go to the movies all the time.Copy !req
166. We just listen.Copy !req
167. I might be blind, but my brain
has been trained to listenCopy !req
168. to any movie and know exactly
what's happening on screen.Copy !req
169. Like, I loved Titanic.Copy !req
170. I'm the king of the world!Copy !req
171. So you sure you don't
need me to come in?Copy !req
172. Maybe show you
to your bed.Copy !req
173. Pretty sure I can
find it, thanks.Copy !req
174. Maybe next time I'll
have trouble, though.Copy !req
175. You might have to help
me find it next time.Copy !req
176. So there's a next time.Copy !req
177. Definitely.Copy !req
178. Great.Copy !req
179. Well, all right, good night.Copy !req
180. Ugh! Our stupid
neighbor's dog barks 24/7.Copy !req
181. God, I hate dogs.Copy !req
182. Y-You do?Copy !req
183. Yeah, they're just slobbery,
annoying, needy little bastards.Copy !req
184. I'm just not really a
dog person, I guess.Copy !req
185. Oh. Uh, yeah, me neither.Copy !req
186. Dog people can get
pretty annoying.Copy !req
187. Wow, this is
a nice apartment you have.Copy !req
188. Is this your dog?Copy !req
189. Yes. Isn't he the cutest
little cutie-wutie?Copy !req
190. Look how cute he is.Copy !req
191. Yes, he's very cute.Copy !req
192. Yes, he's cute.Copy !req
193. Yes, he's cute,
cute, cute, cute.Copy !req
194. Look at him. Look
at him. Look at him.Copy !req
195. Okay.Copy !req
196. Look at it! Look at
that face! Come on!Copy !req
197. Look at that face!
You look at him!Copy !req
198. Look at that
face!Copy !req
199. Hey, guys, this is
driving me nuts.Copy !req
200. Was one of the dwarves
named Snappy?Copy !req
201. Kind of well dressed?Copy !req
202. Or am I-I just making that up?Copy !req
203. Oh, my God, Dad!Copy !req
204. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
205. Damn it, I hate
these new stairs!Copy !req
206. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
207. I'll just—
I'm-I'm just gonnaCopy !req
208. lie here until the
pain goes away.Copy !req
209. What are you
guys watching?Copy !req
210. We now return to
the first time travel movieCopy !req
211. with a perfectly functioning
time machine.Copy !req
212. All right, if I'm correct,Copy !req
213. this should land us
in six million B.C.Copy !req
214. Quick!
Get us out of here!Copy !req
215. Boy, that was close.Copy !req
216. Oh, my God,
where's Frank?Copy !req
217. I'm over here.Copy !req
218. Oh, okay.Copy !req
219. Brian, if I ever
take up roller derby,Copy !req
220. what do you think
my name should be?Copy !req
221. Bruisin' B. Anthony,
Alicia Sleaze or Quahag?Copy !req
222. How about Harlot O'Scara?Copy !req
223. Aw, you dick,
that's genius.Copy !req
224. How'd your date go?Copy !req
225. Aw, went great.
We had an awesome time.Copy !req
226. She's really smart,
really funny.Copy !req
227. Cute?
Yeah, hot, actually.Copy !req
228. I don't know
how she does it,Copy !req
229. but she dresses really well
for a blind girl.Copy !req
230. I mean, like,
her body is just...Copy !req
231. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
232. What?Copy !req
233. Don't "what" me.Copy !req
234. You just said
she's blind.Copy !req
235. You just said it.Copy !req
236. You totally
buried the lead.Copy !req
237. Yeah, well, it's not
that important.Copy !req
238. So what if she can't see?Copy !req
239. She's amazing
in every other way.Copy !req
240. Okay, if you say so.Copy !req
241. Hey, does she have really
weird, messed-up eyes?Copy !req
242. No, her eyes are normal.Copy !req
243. They're beautiful, actually.Copy !req
244. Bet they're not.Copy !req
245. Bet they look like
bowls of milk.
Shut up.Copy !req
246. You sure she isn't
just using you?Copy !req
247. Seeing-eye dogs are expensive;Copy !req
248. she may just be trying
to get one for free.Copy !req
249. No, actually, she doesn't
want a seeing-eye dog.Copy !req
250. She hates dogs.Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. She doesn't like dogs.Copy !req
253. She's just not a dog person.Copy !req
254. What? Does she not
know you're a dog?Copy !req
255. How is that possible?Copy !req
256. Well, we-we haven't
done anything yet.Copy !req
257. So I'm-I'm just gonna, I'm just
gonna avoid touching herCopy !req
258. until a little more time
has passed.Copy !req
259. And by the time I tell her,
I'll have impressed her so muchCopy !req
260. that the dog thing
won't even matter.Copy !req
261. Yeah, well, good
luck with that.Copy !req
262. You know, I like
your delusion, Brian.Copy !req
263. Most people would say,
"I lost, I give up,"Copy !req
264. but you, you just
keep trying.Copy !req
265. You're like the
Dominican Republic.Copy !req
266. Always killing the guy
in charge and saying,Copy !req
267. "Oh, this new guy, this new
guy's gonna get it right."Copy !req
268. Well, that's just because
I have confidenceCopy !req
269. that I'll find happiness.Copy !req
270. Hey, anything's
possible, right?Copy !req
271. I mean, I once
found the Batcave.Copy !req
272. Look, you can't expect
to hire 60 workersCopy !req
273. to dig a cave under your house
and then keep it a secret.Copy !req
274. I mean, those men
live in this town.Copy !req
275. Yeah, but I told them it was
part of a geological survey.Copy !req
276. Batman, Batman.Copy !req
277. They built a lazy Susan
for your nuclear car.Copy !req
278. That's something they consider
conversation-worthy.Copy !req
279. Gosh, this has been
an amazing week, Brian.Copy !req
280. I still can't believe
you beat upCopy !req
281. that guy
who tried to mug us.Copy !req
282. That was a great dinner.Copy !req
283. Yeah, I really liked that
salmon you recommended.Copy !req
284. Yes. May I help
you gentlemen?Copy !req
285. "Hey, you're in a
tough part of town.Copy !req
286. Now, give me your
purse, doll face."Copy !req
287. Hey, you get your
hands off that!Copy !req
288. I don't care how many
of you there are—Copy !req
289. you're not taking
this purse!Copy !req
290. "Ah, the hell we aren't.
Let's get him, boys!"Copy !req
291. Brian?
Stay right there, Kate.Copy !req
292. I'll handle this.Copy !req
293. Yeah, you like
that, huh?Copy !req
294. "Ooh! This
guy's tough!"Copy !req
295. "No fair. He
knows karate.Copy !req
296. Usually, handsome guys ain't
so good with their fists."Copy !req
297. And stay away from
my girlfriend.Copy !req
298. Brian, I know
karate, too.Copy !req
299. I can help you.Copy !req
300. "You stay out
of this, lady!"Copy !req
301. I got one!
I think I got one!Copy !req
302. Yeah, yeah, but I-I
got the other four.Copy !req
303. They're-they're
gone now.Copy !req
304. They're gone.Copy !req
305. Well, they took the
gift I had for you,Copy !req
306. but at least
you're okay.Copy !req
307. And that trip
to the Eiffel TowerCopy !req
308. was just amazing.Copy !req
309. Are we almost
at the top?Copy !req
310. Yeah, just a
few more steps.Copy !req
311. Here we are.Copy !req
312. Ah, the winds of Paris.Copy !req
313. Isn't that what they say?Copy !req
314. Oh, that breeze
is gorgeous.Copy !req
315. And I think I smell...
croissants?Copy !req
316. Do you?Copy !req
317. You have an amazing
sense of smell.Copy !req
318. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
319. There's what?
Oh, nothing.Copy !req
320. Just the, uh,
Goodyear blimp.Copy !req
321. It says, "I love you,
Kate," all in lights.Copy !req
322. Here in Paris?Copy !req
323. Yeah, it's... it's here for
Wimbledon or something.Copy !req
324. Oh, my God.Copy !req
325. That's the most
romantic thingCopy !req
326. anybody's ever
done for me.Copy !req
327. Well, get used to it.Copy !req
328. You're going to be
hearing a lot of thingsCopy !req
329. I've done for you.Copy !req
330. We now return to True Blood.Copy !req
331. Hi. I'm a nude vampire.Copy !req
332. Hi. I'm a nude werewolf.Copy !req
333. And that's the show!Copy !req
334. Peter, come downstairs.Copy !req
335. That gay show you like is on.Copy !req
336. Coming!Copy !req
337. Damn it!Copy !req
338. Oh, my God, Peter.
Are you okay?Copy !req
339. No, I am not okay!Copy !req
340. Nothing about this
is okay!Copy !req
341. You just need
to be more carefulCopy !req
342. coming down the stairs.
That's all.Copy !req
343. Easy for you to say.Copy !req
344. This is stressing
the crap out of me.Copy !req
345. Like when we had that
easily startled wallpaper.Copy !req
346. Aah!Copy !req
347. Well, it's getting late.Copy !req
348. I should probably go.Copy !req
349. Brian, this is like
our sixth date.Copy !req
350. I'm beginning to feel
like you're notCopy !req
351. attracted to me
or something.Copy !req
352. No, I... Oh,
my God, I'm...Copy !req
353. I'm so attracted
to you. I...Copy !req
354. So why haven't we
done anything about it?Copy !req
355. I-I just... you
know, sometimesCopy !req
356. taking things
slower is better.Copy !req
357. Just ask any sloth.Copy !req
358. Hey, is sometimes
taking things slower better?Copy !req
359. Yeah.Copy !req
360. I just... I like
you a lot, and I...Copy !req
361. I don't want to
ruin anythingCopy !req
362. by moving too
fast, you know?Copy !req
363. 'Cause sometimes,
when you...Copy !req
364. Brian, you never told me
you had a beard.Copy !req
365. I love beards.Copy !req
366. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
367. No, hey, I'm bearding
it up over here.Copy !req
368. Hey, Brian, would you be cool
with meeting my parents?Copy !req
369. They're in town
this weekend,Copy !req
370. and I thought we
could all have dinner.Copy !req
371. Uh... sure.Copy !req
372. Are they... are they
driving themselves?Copy !req
373. If you're asking
if they can see, yes.Copy !req
374. And since you can see...Copy !req
375. why don't you tell me
how these look?Copy !req
376. Uh... they look
pretty damn great.Copy !req
377. Then why don't you
tell me how they feel?Copy !req
378. Uh, next time.Copy !req
379. Some things are
worth waiting for.Copy !req
380. Wow. You're really
a true gentleman.Copy !req
381. Yep, not too
many of us left.Copy !req
382. Stewie,
I need your help.Copy !req
383. What? What is it?Copy !req
384. I have a crisis situation here.Copy !req
385. Kate wants me
to meet her parents.Copy !req
386. Hey, guys.Copy !req
387. Just gonna...
gonna take this.Copy !req
388. Thank you.Copy !req
389. What the hell
am I going to do?Copy !req
390. All right, all right,
just calm down.Copy !req
391. Calm down?Copy !req
392. We're all supposed to have
dinner tomorrow night,Copy !req
393. and her parents
are going to see that I'm a dog.Copy !req
394. Don't worry, Brian.Copy !req
395. I'll come up
with something.Copy !req
396. Remember, I'm the
guy who came upCopy !req
397. with the choreography
to Showgirls.Copy !req
398. Okay, stop.
Stop. Stop.Copy !req
399. Elizabeth, darling,
too much hands, not enough hips.Copy !req
400. Can I just show you?Copy !req
401. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
402. I'm dancing from my vagina.Copy !req
403. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
404. I'm grinding, I'm grinding.Copy !req
405. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes.Copy !req
406. And we're done.Copy !req
407. You do 20% that,
and we got a movie.Copy !req
408. Peter, what
is all this?Copy !req
409. Oh, hi, Lois.Copy !req
410. I live upstairs now.Copy !req
411. What?
That's right.Copy !req
412. I made a nest
of my old underwearsCopy !req
413. on which
to lay my eggs,Copy !req
414. and I shall raise my young
in this room alone.Copy !req
415. Peter, you're being an idiot.Copy !req
416. Oh, really?Copy !req
417. Would an idiot
have been ableCopy !req
418. to rig this rig
to that rig?Copy !req
419. Peter, that's nothing.Copy !req
420. Oh, is it?Copy !req
421. I died! I died!Copy !req
422. Oh, hi.
You must be Kate.Copy !req
423. I'm Brian's nurse.Copy !req
424. He's had a little accident,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
425. Oh, my God, Brian!
Are you okay?Copy !req
426. Ah, don't worry.
I'm fine.Copy !req
427. I'm just sort of
bandaged up right now.Copy !req
428. You must be Kate's parents.Copy !req
429. It's so nice
to meet you.Copy !req
430. Well, it's lovely
to meet you, too.Copy !req
431. So what happened?Copy !req
432. What happened is this one's
a hero, is what happened.Copy !req
433. Rescued two children
from a burning building.Copy !req
434. Can you imagine?Copy !req
435. Not quite in time— they
were both horribly burned.Copy !req
436. Have that sort of
crГЁme brГ»lГ©e faceCopy !req
437. going on now, but he
saved their lives.Copy !req
438. Oh, my God, Brian.Copy !req
439. I know, right?
So noble.Copy !req
440. Plus he's the only
one of my patientsCopy !req
441. to never ask me
for hand work.Copy !req
442. Such a gentleman.Copy !req
443. Never even
tried anythingCopy !req
444. when I'm giving
him a sponge bath.Copy !req
445. And I'm very
thorough.Copy !req
446. I will wash the
abdominals.Copy !req
447. Not all nurses
do, but I do.Copy !req
448. And yes, sometimes
I graze it,Copy !req
449. but you know what?Copy !req
450. I'm a healthcare
professional.Copy !req
451. It's what I do.
It's my work.Copy !req
452. It's important
to me,Copy !req
453. and this one
respects that.Copy !req
454. And I'm very
grateful.Copy !req
455. Why are you here again?Copy !req
456. Oh, my God!
I am so, so sorry.Copy !req
457. Uh, it's no problem.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
458. What's that smell?Copy !req
459. It smells like
wet dog in here.Copy !req
460. That is the... the
smell of backed up,Copy !req
461. unreleased
genital essence.Copy !req
462. As I said, he's been
an amazing gentleman.Copy !req
463. Well, I'd like
to propose a toast.Copy !req
464. To Brian and Kate.Copy !req
465. I know we just met,
but you seemCopy !req
466. like you're really good
for our daughter.Copy !req
467. And risking your
life for those kids?Copy !req
468. You're a good
guy, Brian.Copy !req
469. A really good guy.Copy !req
470. Wow. Thanks.Copy !req
471. What's that
thumping noise?Copy !req
472. It's your tail.
Stop wagging your tail.Copy !req
473. I can't help it.
Do something.Copy !req
474. Oh... oh, damn it.Copy !req
475. I meant hold it,
not cut it off.Copy !req
476. You weren't specific.Copy !req
477. I've never done
this before.Copy !req
478. Are you okay, Brian?Copy !req
479. Yeah, I'm just so happy
to meet you both.Copy !req
480. What the hell
are you...Copy !req
481. I'm cauterizing your tail.
Trust me, I'm a nurse.Copy !req
482. Brian?Copy !req
483. What's going on
over there?Copy !req
484. I think
they burned our dinner.Copy !req
485. Oh, God, it hurts.
It hurts, Stewie.Copy !req
486. Here's a little
morphine.Copy !req
487. What the hell? You're not
gonna stick me with that thing.Copy !req
488. I don't think
that's a real nurse.Copy !req
489. Just hold still.
Pretend you're at the vet.Copy !req
490. Vet?
I hate the vet!Copy !req
491. There's a dog
in here!Copy !req
492. Yes! Okay?Copy !req
493. There's a dog in here.
I'm a dog!Copy !req
494. I'm so sorry, Kate.Copy !req
495. I-I know you hate
dogs, and I...Copy !req
496. I wanted to tell you—
I-I really did—Copy !req
497. but I-I just thought...Copy !req
498. I thought, if we got to know
each other better first,Copy !req
499. you would eventually
be able to see past it.Copy !req
500. "See."Copy !req
501. And I... I just... I
really care about you,Copy !req
502. and I really want this
to work, and I'm...Copy !req
503. I'm so sorry I didn't
tell you before.Copy !req
504. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
505. Do you think that you
can still be with me?Copy !req
506. You know what, Brian?Copy !req
507. I could have gotten over
the fact that you're a dog,Copy !req
508. because I really do
care about youCopy !req
509. and I feel like we had
a connection,Copy !req
510. but I can't get over the fact
that you lied to me.Copy !req
511. You screwed up, Brian.Copy !req
512. And now you're
going to have to watch meCopy !req
513. walk out that door.Copy !req
514. Well, it sounds
like I'm needed outside.Copy !req
515. Mom, what were
all those carpentersCopy !req
516. doing here today?Copy !req
517. Putting back our old
crappy stairs, Meg.Copy !req
518. I didn't have a choice.Copy !req
519. Yay! I love my old stairs!Copy !req
520. Uh-oh,
I forgot to cut Joe down.Copy !req
521. Joe, what are you
doing up there?Copy !req
522. Enjoying Heaven, Bonnie.Copy !req
523. Come join me.Copy !req
524. There's a gun in
my nightstand.Copy !req
525. Brian, I know
you're upsetCopy !req
526. about what happened with
Kate and everything,Copy !req
527. but I did have
one more thought.Copy !req
528. Yeah, what's that?Copy !req
529. Well, since Kate is blind,Copy !req
530. you could probably just
do a different voiceCopy !req
531. and go out with her
all over again.Copy !req
532. Hey. Are you Kate?
Yes.Copy !req
533. Hey, it's Noah
from JDate.
Oh, my God! Hi!Copy !req