1. This is Hank MacLean.
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2. Reporting for duty, sir.
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3. Trying to pick up
where you all left off.
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4. Miniaturization.
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5. I'm gonna complete
the work you started.
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6. And when this is all over,
you will be begging me to help you.
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7. Before the war, there was a plan
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8. for a special Vault for management.
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9. That's where my wife is.
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10. Where my daughter is, too.
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11. What is making that noise
in the elevator?
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12. Roach farm.
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13. How do you have that?
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14. This is for Lucy.
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15. So, you wanna give that thing
to a good person
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16. so they can save the world.
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17. But in order to save
that good person...
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18. you're gonna have to give it
to a really bad person.
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19. Uh...
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20. The great founder of this Empire, he died.
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21. We've been at war ever since
over who should be his heir.
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22. You know the Legion is still out there.
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23. - They're gonna hurt a lot of people.
- Yes.
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24. With what you've created,
you could stop them.
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25. We could stop them, Lucy.
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26. You always were a good father.
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27. Thanks to you,
I'm not a fudging idiot.
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28. Phase 2 was very important
to the experiment.
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29. The whole plan for Vaults 32 and 33?
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30. Forced Evolutionary Virus.
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31. Claudia.
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32. We have to get out of here.
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33. Dad, if you can hear me...
what's gonna happen to our Vault?
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34. Steph was not born in Vault 31.
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35. - Chet.
- She's 200 years old.
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36. Who are you, Steph?
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37. The only way to save our family
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38. is to save the world.
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39. I believe there is
another player at the table.
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40. The House always wins, right?
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41. What if I'm not the House?
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42. Mr. President.
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43. Thank you for doing
the right thing, son.
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44. What's it say?
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45. Who's the next Caesar?
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46. Caesar is dead.
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47. Long live Caesar.
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48. Caesar, hoo! Caesar, hoo! Caesar, hoo!
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49. Together, we will reclaim
the holy land that they call Vegas.
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50. There, we'll build a palace
worthy of our empire.
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51. Caesar's Palace.
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52. Now, to New Vegas!
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53. Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!
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54. Well, hello, old chum!
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55. What did I tell you when we first met?
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56. The House always wins.
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57. Winnin' might be overrated, Robert.
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58. 'Cause them swimming pools
outside used to be full.
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59. Well... I will say this much.
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60. It's good to be alive again.
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61. Over the years, my body
became something of a target
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62. for wandering travelers
with something to prove.
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63. I have been poisoned, shot,
bludgeoned with a crowbar...
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64. Shut the fuck up.
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65. The diode.
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66. What about it, old friend?
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67. What happens if I shoot this thing?
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68. Unclear.
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69. There's only ever been one of them,
so it would be fresh snow
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70. from a scientific standpoint.
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71. But if it were to expel
all of its energy simultaneously...
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72. the damage would likely
extend to other planets,
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73. so I would exercise extreme caution.
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74. Well, most people
ain't got shit to live for anyway.
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75. Let's cut to the chase.
Where's my family?
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76. Why didn't you tell me there was
a Vault for management in Vegas?
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77. Because you hadn't yet
brought me the diode.
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78. I tell you what.
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79. You get me in that Vault
and I'll leave your batteries on.
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80. We got a deal... Bob?
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81. Absolutely.
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82. But in order to show you the way,
you'll have to...
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83. wear one of these.
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84. Like it or not, Mr. Howard...
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85. everyone works for me eventually.
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86. Comin' through! Comin' through!
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87. Hey, comin' through!
Comin' through.
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88. Oh, wow.
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89. Max!
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90. Stay behind me.
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91. Oh, no!
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92. Get inside! Go, go, go!
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93. Go! Go!
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94. Go! Get inside, go!
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95. Get inside! Get inside!
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96. Deathclaw!
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97. Go, go, go!
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98. Come on, let's go.
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99. What, "weapons activated"?
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100. Hot dog.
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101. Let's go right here!
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102. Come on!
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103. Wish I could help.
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104. You only got one arm,
what are you gonna do?
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105. Well, someone's gotta do something!
Look at him out there!
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106. Nah.
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107. Are you alive?
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108. Okay, so... kinda.
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109. Kill me.
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110. What?
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111. Kill me.
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112. Oh, please, no.
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113. - Kill me.
- No.
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114. No, look, we-we can...
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115. patch you up.
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116. Maybe.
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117. There's no telling,
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118. uh, with the miracles
of science these days?
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119. Kill me.
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120. No. I can't, I...
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121. - Must kill...
- No! Gosh!
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122. Why does everybody always want me
to kill them all the time?
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123. Kill me, please.
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124. Stop him.
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125. Kill me.
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126. Must kill me.
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127. Must... kill me.
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128. Shut up!
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129. Please.
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130. - Stop.
- You lied to us, Norm.
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131. - Ronnie, hey!
- You have no one to blame but yourself.
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132. - Ronnie, stop!
- Let me go!
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133. - Ronnie, stop!
- Let go of me!
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134. - Don't worry.
- Ronnie!
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135. We'll give him a fair trial.
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136. - Stop! No, don't!
- This is America, after all.
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137. Stop!
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138. - What are you gonna do to him?
- You're not one of us either, Claudia.
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139. - You only got this job last week.
- Let him go!
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140. Get off!
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141. There's nothing there.
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142. I guess the roaches
really don't get that big after—
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143. Move!
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144. Let's go, come on!
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145. Oh, my God!
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146. Go! Go, go!
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147. Let's go!
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148. Haul ass!
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149. No! No! Not you!
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150. - No!
- Get out the way!
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151. - Not you!
- Let him in!
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152. No room! You're not getting in!
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153. Vault-Tec wanted an impenetrable Vault
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154. buried half a mile below the city,
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155. - but I was always one step ahead.
- Uh-huh.
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156. I rigged every aspect of the city
so I could protect its future.
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157. I rigged every slot machine,
every roulette wheel.
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158. Turn left.
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159. I even rigged their impenetrable Vault
for management.
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160. - Is that so?
- But I miscalculated.
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161. Because this Vault
belongs not to Vault-Tec
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162. but to their investors.
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163. I never fathomed there could be
someone one step ahead of me.
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164. Until I saw your demon in the snow.
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165. Come on!
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166. Shit.
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167. Oh.
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168. Oh, no.
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169. Come on.
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170. Oh, Max.
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171. Fifty caps says he goes down
in the next five minutes.
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172. I'll put 20 on three.
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173. Okay, 20 on three.
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174. Hey! Hey!
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175. Hey!
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176. Five hundred says he wins.
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177. Those are steep odds, kid.
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178. He ain't got no 500 caps.
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179. Count it, losers.
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180. I used to make money for a living.
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181. Alright, here we go.
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182. When it came to predicting
the end of the world,
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183. I was off by just a smidge.
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184. But when it came
to controlling the future,
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185. I was wholly outclassed
by an invisible adversary.
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186. It was they who set
the Deathclaws on Vegas.
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187. And now one of their acolytes is here,
in this very building.
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188. Why'd you go and do that, Lucy?
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189. You know, Robert House
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190. wanted to turn human beings into machines.
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191. Erase their memories.
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192. Make them suggestible enough
to follow his orders.
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193. You know, Robert,
he was a bit of a robot himself.
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194. And who wants to live
in a world full of robots?
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195. So... what I was trying to do
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196. was to add a little personality
to his product.
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197. Who is she?
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198. Congresswoman Diane Welch, from Glendale.
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199. ISTP on the old Myers-Briggs,
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200. which is still the gold standard
for personnel.
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201. Ideal personality to scale.
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202. With the kind of attributes we could stand
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203. to see more of out there
in the world, if you ask me.
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204. Well-meaning.
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205. Sweet.
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206. Non-threatening.
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207. Then, why would you do that to her?
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208. Well...
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209. Daddy's job is complicated, sweetie.
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210. The Enclave's eyes are everywhere.
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211. You should know, Mr. Howard.
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212. Two hundred years ago,
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213. you delivered that diode
into their possession yourself.
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214. You helped bring forth
the greatest threat to the Wasteland.
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215. You were their unwitting servant.
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216. I am what I am.
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217. Is that what you'll
tell your family if you find them?
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218. Cheers.
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219. After all this, I'm thinking Bakersfield
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220. isn't such a bad idea.
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221. After all this, I say we go out
as far as Colorado.
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222. Coop!
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223. Hey!
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224. Henry.
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225. You make for one heck of a wingman.
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226. Hello again.
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227. I don't know what you said, but it worked.
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228. Can you believe it?
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229. We talked all night,
and at four in the morning,
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230. this little romantic proposed.
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231. She has a truly
unbelievable resume
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232. for a hotel maid.
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233. I'm hoping Mr. Askins
can find a job for her.
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234. Uh... maybe.
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235. And, uh, well...
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236. Congratulations to you both.
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237. Congratulations.
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238. - My parents are gonna kill me.
- Oh, come on, you.
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239. Oh, okay. Bye.
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240. Am I crazy,
or did we just come out of Vegas
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241. - a couple of winners?
- Huh.
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242. What's your endgame with all of this?
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243. Miniaturization.
It's the wave of the future.
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244. Soon, we won't know
who's been automated and who hasn't.
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245. You just have a little scar on your neck.
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246. Other than that...
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247. you'll be my little girl again.
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248. You're insane.
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249. You don't mean that.
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250. And if you do, very soon, you won't.
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251. Your family's cryo chambers
are on sub-floor seven.
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252. You know if he loses,
we're all dead, right?
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253. I'm still in for 20.
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254. Come on!
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255. Come on. Yeah.
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256. Thank you.
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257. Thank you, Thaddeus.
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258. I gotta reload.
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259. We can start over, Lucy.
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260. Come on! Ah!
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261. If it was up to me,
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262. it wouldn't be your ass
bleedin' out all over the floor.
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263. But it ain't up to me.
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264. What say you, Vaultie?
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265. You're a good boy, Max.
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266. And one day, you will be a good man.
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267. Max, no!
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268. He's just a damn kid?
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269. Come on!
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270. Let's take back our town.
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271. I'm not doing that.
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272. Hold on!
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273. Come on!
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274. No.
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275. Ten-hut!
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276. We got it from here.
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277. Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
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278. You don't get views like this
in the Vault.
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279. You know, I spent my whole life
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280. dreaming of what it would be like
to come up to the surface one day.
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281. With you.
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282. I just wanted to make all this
worthy of you.
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283. You know, I was almost looking forward
to going back to the Vaults with you.
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284. It would have been nice
to see everyone again.
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285. Norm. Betty.
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286. Stephanie.
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287. Ooh, boy, Stephanie.
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288. We're not going back, are we?
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289. Guess the surface changes a person.
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290. The Legion is coming.
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291. They'll massacre everyone here,
you know that.
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292. Lucy?
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293. With my help, you could stop them.
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294. I need you to tell me
what you were really doing here.
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295. And then?
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296. Then I'm gonna turn you
into the father I thought you were.
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297. You lied to me my whole life.
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298. I know that's how you feel.
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299. You think this is the real world.
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300. The surface is the experiment.
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301. Not the Vaults.
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302. What experiment?
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303. I've already sent my R&D
out into the Wasteland.
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304. Their Boxes are the latest models, too.
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305. So you can't even see them.
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306. Unbeknownst to everyone,
they're following orders
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307. written for them centuries ago.
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308. Orders to do what?
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309. What did you do?
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310. I love you, Sugarbomb.
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311. No! No!
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312. No!
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313. Dad.
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314. Dad?
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315. No...
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316. Aw.
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317. Miss?
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318. Miss.
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319. You have a little smudge on the side.
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320. M-May I?
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321. There.
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322. Good as new.
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323. Yeah.
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324. Lucy?
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325. Open up! Open up! Open up! Open up!
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326. Open up! Open up!
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327. Open up! Open up! Open up!
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328. Open up! Open up!
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329. Let this be a strong message
to management, huh?
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330. Death to management.
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331. Death to management! Death to management!
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332. This is Stephanie Harper.
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333. Hank MacLean's wife.
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334. I don't know how this works exactly,
but he said
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335. that you were always listening, and...
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336. Death to management!
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337. If you can hear this...
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338. initiate Phase 2.
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339. I repeat, this is Stephanie Harper.
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340. Hank MacLean's wife.
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341. Initiate Phase 2.
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342. I repeat, initiate Phase 2.
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343. This is Hank MacLean,
reporting for duty, sir.
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344. Nobody in Vault-Tec knows I'm here.
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345. This is Norm MacLean from Vault 33.
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346. Dad, if you can hear me...
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347. What's gonna happen to our Vault?
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348. You're okay.
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349. Let's get you home.
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350. If your family is here,
I'll be happy for you.
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351. But what is your plan?
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352. How will you protect them?
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353. With the Enclave still out there,
there is no safety,
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354. as I tried to warn you
all those years ago.
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355. I want you to know
that it wasn't me.
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356. What wasn't you?
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357. Whatever it is that's about to happen.
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358. I told you, there are far worse people
than I, Mr. Howard.
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359. I commend you for trying to play the hero.
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360. I really do.
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361. Shall I open it, Mr. Howard?
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362. Open it.
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363. What a shame.
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364. You bet on hope, Mr. Howard.
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365. And you lost.
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366. Cooper Howard, we have here
a warrant for your arrest
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367. by the authority of the House
Un-American Activities Committee.
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368. You've been searching all this time.
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369. You're still living in a world of fiction.
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370. A world that isn't real.
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371. You're wrong about that.
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372. You'll forgive me if I don't see how.
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373. Act surprised and let me take the fall.
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374. - Coop.
- I acted alone.
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375. You didn't know anything.
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376. - No. No.
- Okay?
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377. Don't admit to this.
Don't admit to any of it.
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378. We can fight this together.
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379. For her.
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380. Coop.
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381. For the first time
in 200 long-ass years...
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382. I know my family is alive.
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383. What are you doing?
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384. The Enclave is still out there.
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385. We're not done, Mr. Howard.
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386. We have business.
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387. Not with me, you don't.
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388. I could have prevented this.
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389. There's gonna be a war and it's...
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390. it's all my fault.
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391. Yeah, well...
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392. Welcome to the Wasteland.
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393. Better act fast.
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394. Alright, let's go.
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395. State your business.
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396. The remnants you requested.
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397. Open it.
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398. What is it?
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399. Out of the virtue in my heart...
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400. I tried to unify the Brotherhood.
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401. And look what it got me.
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402. No matter. No matter.
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403. Quintus the unifier is dead.
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