1. I will do whatever it takes to make sureCopy !req
2. the people I love,
that is you and that is Janey,Copy !req
3. go into a special Vault for management.Copy !req
4. A nuclear event would be a tragedy.Copy !req
5. But also an opportunity.Copy !req
6. Because war, well...Copy !req
7. war never changes.Copy !req
8. Your wife is going to Vegas next weekCopy !req
9. to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House.Copy !req
10. How would you like to forget
everything you've ever known.Copy !req
11. Please, yes.Copy !req
12. Let's begin.Copy !req
13. Steph, if you don't help us,Copy !req
14. there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.Copy !req
15. When you said "experiment" to Betty,
what were you talking about?Copy !req
16. Overseer stuff.Copy !req
17. We can't be wasting resources
on your little club right now.Copy !req
18. I'll have you know, my little group
is growing in numbers every week.Copy !req
19. - You're a snack club.
- You're not taking this from me.Copy !req
20. I've seen what it's like out there.Copy !req
21. I'm just trying to make it better.Copy !req
22. It couldn't have been all bad out there.
You met that girl.Copy !req
23. And maybe she's still out there.Copy !req
24. Get that as far away from here as you can.Copy !req
25. I'm looking for someone.Copy !req
26. What do you plan to do to him
when you find him?Copy !req
27. You don't happen to have any vials, do ya?Copy !req
28. - My name is Roger.
- You're turnin'.Copy !req
29. Hi!Copy !req
30. I was sent here by your father.Copy !req
31. Mr. MacLean is watching over
this gentleman's wife and daughter.Copy !req
32. We were actually
beginning to get along.Copy !req
33. We need to talk.Copy !req
34. My little Sugarbomb.Copy !req
35. sales in Southern California.Copy !req
36. We'll be increasing our billboard presenceCopy !req
37. which means we need to make
some aesthetic choices.Copy !req
38. So, in actuality,Copy !req
39. this is what a five-megaton blast
will look like over Los Angeles.Copy !req
40. Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast
will look better for the billboards.Copy !req
41. Mm, but it won't be a ten-megaton blast.Copy !req
42. It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts.Copy !req
43. Obviously, it will be
multiple blasts for Los Angeles,Copy !req
44. but our design team
thinks that it will look too busy.Copy !req
45. - Mm.
- See?Copy !req
46. Just a cacophony of puff clouds.Copy !req
47. Mm.Copy !req
48. - Now, look at that.
- Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
49. The bad news is our water chips
have a 30% fail rate.Copy !req
50. The good news is we'll know
which ones fail before installation.Copy !req
51. So, we get to choose
who runs out of water.Copy !req
52. Any, uh, preferences?Copy !req
53. Our internal early alert system
gives us at minimum 30 minutesCopy !req
54. from notice to ignition
in downtown Los Angeles.Copy !req
55. You know, we'd be crazy not to
offer specialized freeway lanesCopy !req
56. for our premium customers.Copy !req
57. I mean, that's just money
on the table right there.Copy !req
58. Hi there.Copy !req
59. I asked Betty if I could
take notes on this one.Copy !req
60. She said yes.Copy !req
61. So...Copy !req
62. here it is.Copy !req
63. RobCo presents the automated man.Copy !req
64. Spent a lot of time trying to make
my machines more lifelike,Copy !req
65. but, hey,
works the other way around, too.Copy !req
66. Mr. House, Vault-Tec and RobCoCopy !req
67. have always had a special arrangement.Copy !req
68. You have multiple Vaults
to do with as you wish.Copy !req
69. If this is the research you'd like
to pursue in the Vaults, you—Copy !req
70. You must have missed the telegram.Copy !req
71. You're paying me for this.Copy !req
72. In exchange, I get Cold FusionCopy !req
73. to power my little project in Vegas.Copy !req
74. And what project is that?Copy !req
75. Might be above your pay grade.Copy !req
76. You'll find out about it
after the bombs drop, I guess.Copy !req
77. Come on, come on. Fuck.Copy !req
78. Uh, little help? Little help?Copy !req
79. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
80. Dogmeat. Fetch me that satchel.Copy !req
81. Come on.Copy !req
82. Go on, now.Copy !req
83. I, I need my vials.Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. I don't need the fuckin' hat.Copy !req
86. I need that satchel.Copy !req
87. You stupid fuckin' dog!Copy !req
88. Not today.Copy !req
89. Last night I was thinking
about when I proposed to you.Copy !req
90. Catalina.Copy !req
91. We walked out to that...Copy !req
92. romantic point.Copy !req
93. The rocks were all covered
in seagull shit.Copy !req
94. I'll never forget the sound it made
when I took a knee.Copy !req
95. You know, the thing
that I-I can't figure out...Copy !req
96. is were you a monster back then?Copy !req
97. Or did you become one later?Copy !req
98. Excuse me?Copy !req
99. "War never changes."Copy !req
100. I know what you're planning to do, Barb.Copy !req
101. Morning.Copy !req
102. Beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
103. Please, after you.Copy !req
104. Oh, come on. I insist you go.Copy !req
105. - Oh, no, no, no.
- Please, after you.Copy !req
106. Coffee?Copy !req
107. I finished another batch.Copy !req
108. - Here you go, Shelley.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
109. Let me take those out of your way.Copy !req
110. We never got to discuss All Quiet, did we?Copy !req
111. I guess we were waiting
'til after the wedding.Copy !req
112. Right?Copy !req
113. That end, that was a humdinger, huh?Copy !req
114. I didn't finish it.Copy !req
115. That's okay.Copy !req
116. You've been busy.Copy !req
117. What did you think
about the parts that you did read?Copy !req
118. I found it very upsetting.Copy !req
119. Can't disagree with you there.Copy !req
120. What aspect upset you most?Copy !req
121. To me, the most troubling
was that everyoneCopy !req
122. seemed to be fighting over nothing.Copy !req
123. The French and the German, what was
the difference between them, really?Copy !req
124. I mean, other than the uniforms?Copy !req
125. I saw the same thing up on the surface.Copy !req
126. People fighting over the most
petty things, like bottle caps.Copy !req
127. Is that what you saw when you were there?Copy !req
128. But, you know, some things
just never change.Copy !req
129. People just wanna kill each other,
don't they?Copy !req
130. I think it's the only way
for people to feel safe.Copy !req
131. It's ironic.
To feel safe, we have to hurt people.Copy !req
132. Even kill them, because the—Copy !req
133. It's crazy...Copy !req
134. the war instinct, hm?Copy !req
135. I'm bringing you back
to Vault 33 to face justice.Copy !req
136. For murdering the citizens of Shady Sands.Copy !req
137. You have the right to remain silent
until the Vault CouncilCopy !req
138. assigns you a legal counselor.Copy !req
139. For a second there, I thought
the Wasteland had changed you.Copy !req
140. If you wanna make this official,
you should use...Copy !req
141. these handcuffs.Copy !req
142. What are you doing?Copy !req
143. Surrendering.Copy !req
144. Why?Copy !req
145. I did what I did to protect you.Copy !req
146. But maybe it came at too high a price.Copy !req
147. And there comes a time in a man's life
when he has to take responsibilityCopy !req
148. for what he's done,
and for me, that time has come.Copy !req
149. You have come, Sugarbomb.Copy !req
150. But, please, just let me tell you
what I've been doing here.Copy !req
151. - No. We're going.
- Just give me a chance.Copy !req
152. I think you'll call what
I've been doing redemptive.Copy !req
153. You mean
brainwashing those people?Copy !req
154. I wouldn't call it brainwashing.Copy !req
155. It's a very sophisticated processCopy !req
156. - and we've been having amazing results—
- I don't care! Let's go.Copy !req
157. You know how I get
with all my little projects.Copy !req
158. Do you remember the field...Copy !req
159. with the potato batteries
when you were five?Copy !req
160. And you had a little flashlight,
and you would run aroundCopy !req
161. recharging the batteries
with your little red flashlight,Copy !req
162. do you remember that?Copy !req
163. Let's go.Copy !req
164. Oh, come on.Copy !req
165. You sure we gotta leave it?Copy !req
166. They have trackers in these things.Copy !req
167. They'll come for it.Copy !req
168. That Armor's more trouble than it's worth.Copy !req
169. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
170. You know, if that isn't a sacred remnant,
I don't know what is.Copy !req
171. We gotta sell it, huh?Copy !req
172. Wh... No.Copy !req
173. - Huh.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
174. Why... we are not selling it.Copy !req
175. Yeah, right, right, of course.
Not gonna sell it, sell it.Copy !req
176. We would, you know... find a buyerCopy !req
177. and sort of, you know,
you put... put out feelers.Copy !req
178. - We just... we do a trade.
- No.Copy !req
179. - Trade?
- No, we're not giving it away, alright?Copy !req
180. A trade, that's not...
a trade, you get something.Copy !req
181. Absolutely not.Copy !req
182. We definitely gotta sell it.Copy !req
183. I told you.
We'll give it to the right person.Copy !req
184. A good person.Copy !req
185. Name a good person, seriously.Copy !req
186. That girl I met.Copy !req
187. - The Vault Dweller.
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. Yeah, y'know,
uh, I would be a good person tooCopy !req
189. if I grew up on top of a mountain of food,
and supplies,Copy !req
190. in some cozy little impenetrable home.Copy !req
191. Wouldn't look like this, that's for sure.Copy !req
192. Wouldn't have to steal, and stab,Copy !req
193. and fib all the goddamn time
just to get by.Copy !req
194. But if we sell it, guess what?
Then we'll be rich.Copy !req
195. And then we'll have the means to be one
of those good people you're talking about.Copy !req
196. 'Cause I've seen a lot o' things.Copy !req
197. You know, like, crazy things.Copy !req
198. But "good people"?Copy !req
199. No.Copy !req
200. Where were you born again, Thaddeus?Copy !req
201. Uh, the Boneyard.Copy !req
202. At the Shithole side of the Boneyard.Copy !req
203. I guess I'm the lucky one.
Come here from Shady Sands.Copy !req
204. I remember good people.Copy !req
205. Well, if you're the lucky one,
then we're both screwed.Copy !req
206. No offense.Copy !req
207. My... my name...Copy !req
208. My name is... Cooper.Copy !req
209. My name is Cooper.Copy !req
210. Cooper Howard.Copy !req
211. I have a dau... a daughter.Copy !req
212. I have a daughter.Copy !req
213. Her-her-her name...Copy !req
214. is Ja... is Janey Howard.Copy !req
215. Janey...Copy !req
216. Howard.Copy !req
217. She's alive.Copy !req
218. She's a... she's alive.Copy !req
219. My daughter's alive.Copy !req
220. The Inbreeding Support Group
is at max capacity.Copy !req
221. So, I'm sorry, but triple cousins
doesn't cut it anymore.Copy !req
222. See ya.Copy !req
223. Yeah, it's just something
that I've learned, but.Copy !req
224. Go for the Twizzlers, yeah.Copy !req
225. Anyway.Copy !req
226. By order of Overseer Betty Pearson,Copy !req
227. the snack budget for the ProductsCopy !req
228. of the Inbreeding Support Group
has been rescinded.Copy !req
229. And the Inbreeding Support GroupCopy !req
230. has been dissolved.Copy !req
231. Calm down. Calm down, everyone.Copy !req
232. I wanna talk to Betty.Copy !req
233. You've been ignoring my requests
to sit down with you, hiding from me.Copy !req
234. I'm sorry it had to come to this.Copy !req
235. - But for the good of this Vault—
- You know what, fine.Copy !req
236. You can dissolve
the Inbreeding Support Group.Copy !req
237. But you can't take away our snack budget.Copy !req
238. - In my office now.
- No.Copy !req
239. We can have this conversation right here.Copy !req
240. We're running out of water,Copy !req
241. and you're feeding people salty snacks.Copy !req
242. We're giving the people what they want!Copy !req
243. Mm-hmm. Exactly.Copy !req
244. We are working very hard
on solving the water issue.Copy !req
245. What we need is time.Copy !req
246. And I'm sorry,
but you don't get extra rationsCopy !req
247. because of who your parents were.Copy !req
248. Actually, this is still AmericaCopy !req
249. so, yes, you do.Copy !req
250. We're all down here
because of who our parents were.Copy !req
251. - Yeah, that's right.
- And who their parents were.Copy !req
252. Our ancestors put themselves first.Copy !req
253. And you know what?
That worked out for them.Copy !req
254. And for us.Copy !req
255. I'm not ashamed of that anymore.Copy !req
256. - I understand.
- I don't think you do, Betty.Copy !req
257. You're from Vault 31.Copy !req
258. I know.Copy !req
259. I know things are different there.Copy !req
260. You 31ers are just plum different somehow.Copy !req
261. Please, listen to me.Copy !req
262. During the Weevil Famine—Copy !req
263. We don't wanna hear
about the Weevil Famine anymore!Copy !req
264. It feels good to hear someone
finally say that out loud.Copy !req
265. - I see.
- Hm!Copy !req
266. Let's go, Reg!Copy !req
267. Yeah, Reg!Copy !req
268. - You showed her!
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.Copy !req
269. Irv, have you seen Woody?Copy !req
270. No, huh?Copy !req
271. Hey, what about Woody?Copy !req
272. I was meant to play checkers
this morning.Copy !req
273. You wanna know the truth?Copy !req
274. Yes. The truth, please.Copy !req
275. I don't even like checkers.Copy !req
276. I only play 'cause it seems
to make Woody happy.Copy !req
277. But who doesn't want to make Woody happy?Copy !req
278. He's such a great guy!Copy !req
279. If Woody's missing,
we should bring it up with the Overseer.Copy !req
280. Good luck with that.Copy !req
281. Uh, s-sorry, Chet.Copy !req
282. I know she's your wife,
but sometimes she can—Copy !req
283. Excuse me, Davey.Copy !req
284. She's not my wife.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry. Fiancée.Copy !req
286. I saw the poster. Congratulations.Copy !req
287. There's a poster?Copy !req
288. Uranium.Copy !req
289. Bad for them... good for you.Copy !req
290. Aw, fuck.Copy !req
291. There's a war coming.
And we need you healthy.Copy !req
292. Be still.Copy !req
293. You'll slow the healing.Copy !req
294. They call us abominations.Copy !req
295. But they created our kind.Copy !req
296. Our kind?Copy !req
297. I think you and me got bit by a different
motherfuckin' bug, my friend.Copy !req
298. Ghouls. Mutants. We're kin.Copy !req
299. And we should unite
against our common enemy.Copy !req
300. They drove us to the point of extinction
and forgot we ever existed.Copy !req
301. But we didn't forget them.Copy !req
302. The people who set all this in motion.Copy !req
303. The Enclave.Copy !req
304. I've been wastelanding for 200 years.Copy !req
305. Whatever it is I got to do, I do it alone.Copy !req
306. Uh-huh.Copy !req
307. And how's that workin' out for you?Copy !req
308. I've kept myself alive for one...Copy !req
309. reason.Copy !req
310. To find my family.Copy !req
311. Well, then, you're gonna need friends.Copy !req
312. But, if you won't join our kind...Copy !req
313. then you can't know where we live.Copy !req
314. No. No.Copy !req
315. Don't walk away from me, Coop.Copy !req
316. I know more than you know, okay?Copy !req
317. There are over
12,000 nuclear warheads set—Copy !req
318. I'm not a board member. I am your husband.Copy !req
319. - Don't—
- I don't care aboutCopy !req
320. your fuckin' statistics.Copy !req
321. Statistics? This is about Janey.Copy !req
322. So...Copy !req
323. for our daughter, you would
kill millions of people.Copy !req
324. - Don't do that.
- Billions of people.Copy !req
325. - Other-other mothers just like you.
- Don't do that, Coop, do not do that.Copy !req
326. Other daughters just like our daughter!Copy !req
327. Wouldn't you?Copy !req
328. For Janey.Copy !req
329. Wouldn't you?Copy !req
330. There are worse people
out there than me, Coop.Copy !req
331. Who?Copy !req
332. Who could possibly be worse than you?Copy !req
333. Not much of an appetite.Copy !req
334. Betty...Copy !req
335. I want you to get me
every bit of information you canCopy !req
336. about how the Cold Fusion diode
is stored at Vault-Tec.Copy !req
337. - Oh.
- How is it secured?Copy !req
338. Who monitors it? Everything.Copy !req
339. Is that a good idea?Copy !req
340. None of this is a good idea.Copy !req
341. You're just a very replaceable
part in this machine.Copy !req
342. I'm sorry, who are you?Copy !req
343. But if you forget your place
in the company...Copy !req
344. you'll die.Copy !req
345. And so will your family.Copy !req
346. The same will happen to me
if I don't communicate this message.Copy !req
347. We're all in the same boat.Copy !req
348. And not one of us can stop it.
You know that.Copy !req
349. You wake up knowing it.Copy !req
350. The leaders of the most
powerful corporationsCopy !req
351. will be gathering here.Copy !req
352. And when they do...Copy !req
353. you tell them...Copy !req
354. the only way to guarantee results is—Copy !req
355. By dropping the bomb ourselves.Copy !req
356. Who threatened you?Copy !req
357. Please, Coop.Copy !req
358. You don't need to get involved
in any of this.Copy !req
359. Who controls Vault-Tec?Copy !req
360. I don't know.Copy !req
361. - Well, let's find out.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
362. This is not one of your movies
with a happy ending.Copy !req
363. There is nothing we can do.Copy !req
364. If there was, I would have done it.
I tried to do it.Copy !req
365. This deal is going forward
whether we like it or not.Copy !req
366. Please, look at me.Copy !req
367. I am your wife.Copy !req
368. You know me.Copy !req
369. You know me.Copy !req
370. I don't.Copy !req
371. I don't know you, Barbara.Copy !req
372. Where are you going?Copy !req
373. To fuckin' do something.Copy !req
374. Nothing to worry about, folks.Copy !req
375. My daughter is here
to pursue the cause of justice.Copy !req
376. And we like justice, don't we?Copy !req
377. Yes.Copy !req
378. Ah.Copy !req
379. Where did you find them all?Copy !req
380. Oh, all over.Copy !req
381. So many people need our help.Copy !req
382. Like Marjorie.Copy !req
383. Hi.Copy !req
384. You used to be kind of a murderer, right?Copy !req
385. I guess.Copy !req
386. Now, she's a pencil sharpener,
and a darn good one.Copy !req
387. Oh, Sherman and Gregory
were from opposing tribes.Copy !req
388. If they'd met each other a month ago,
they'd have killed each other.Copy !req
389. And Rita.Copy !req
390. She used to cook people for the Legion.Copy !req
391. Now, she makes trail mix,
and, boy, is it tasty.Copy !req
392. - You're gonna have to try some.
- Mm.Copy !req
393. Oh, I'm, uh, I'm okay.Copy !req
394. Thank you, Rita. Come on.Copy !req
395. We're getting out of here.Copy !req
396. Uh-huh. Let's go this way.Copy !req
397. Management perk.Copy !req
398. When we leave,
we're leaving all of the doors openCopy !req
399. so they can go home, understood?Copy !req
400. You're the boss.Copy !req
401. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
402. I just wanna let you knowCopy !req
403. that you're free now, okay?Copy !req
404. You can all go back to the surface now.Copy !req
405. Uh, do we have to?Copy !req
406. It's dangerous out there.Copy !req
407. I agree.Copy !req
408. But my daughter's moral code demands it.Copy !req
409. But we like it down here.Copy !req
410. Okay.Copy !req
411. Tell you what, you can stay here
as long as you like,Copy !req
412. but when we leave,
we're gonna open all the doors.Copy !req
413. Right?Copy !req
414. Hey, boss!Copy !req
415. Uh, sorry to derail the conversation.Copy !req
416. Just to flag,Copy !req
417. what are we doing with these two males?Copy !req
418. Uh, they haven't been fixed yet.Copy !req
419. Should I just go ahead and do it now?Copy !req
420. Great question.Copy !req
421. All he needs to do is push a button.Copy !req
422. - No.
- Okey-dokey, send them off as-is.Copy !req
423. - It's what she wants.
- Okey-dokey!Copy !req
424. No, wait! Wait, no!Copy !req
425. NCR hostis!Copy !req
426. This is exactly the kind
of violence I'm trying to prevent.Copy !req
427. I wish we could all just get along,
don't you, Sugarbomb?Copy !req
428. Pencil?Copy !req
429. Ahh!Copy !req
430. No. Don't!Copy !req
431. Stop them!Copy !req
432. Press the button, it's the only way.Copy !req
433. Dammit!Copy !req
434. Hey there, buddy. You okay?Copy !req
435. Well, I seem to have
found myself in a bit of a jam.Copy !req
436. Could you help me out?Copy !req
437. Sure.Copy !req
438. What are you doing here?Copy !req
439. Geez.Copy !req
440. - Why, thank you.
- Sure, sure.Copy !req
441. Let's get you some help.Copy !req
442. Looks like it stings.Copy !req
443. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
444. Kum ba yah.Copy !req
445. You just need to sit down for a bit.Copy !req
446. Okay.Copy !req
447. Let's find you...Copy !req
448. - This is nice.
- ... a comfortable chair.Copy !req
449. - Nice! Big.
- Come on, here we go.Copy !req
450. - Okay.
- Alright.Copy !req
451. Oh yeah, that's good. Thank you.Copy !req
452. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
453. Wow.Copy !req
454. Thanks for having me over, Coop.Copy !req
455. You know, for some reason,
I didn't think you liked me very much.Copy !req
456. I hope you like 'em strong, cowboy.Copy !req
457. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
458. Thank you.Copy !req
459. What is this?Copy !req
460. Hank. Hank.Copy !req
461. Hey, Hank. Hank, hey.Copy !req
462. - Hank, what is this?
- Huh?Copy !req
463. Hank!Copy !req
464. Is that...Copy !req
465. Fuck.Copy !req
466. Fuck.Copy !req
467. Hey!Copy !req