1. A nuclear event would be a tragedy.Copy !req
2. - But also an opportunity.
Mr. Howard?Copy !req
3. Huge fan.
I'm Henry, but everyone calls me Hank.Copy !req
4. If the American government
needs a handCopy !req
5. in settling our more
international disputes,Copy !req
6. well, they know who to call.Copy !req
7. Are you familiar with Robert House?Copy !req
8. Are you asking me to spy
on the wealthiest man in America?Copy !req
9. Not spy on him.Copy !req
10. Your wife is going to Vegas next weekCopy !req
11. to sell Cold Fusion
to Robert House.Copy !req
12. When the bombs drop,
it'll be Robert HouseCopy !req
13. that presses the button.Copy !req
14. I'm in Vegas these days,
back in your old stomping grounds.Copy !req
15. Trying to pick up
where you all left off.Copy !req
16. When this is all over,
you will be begging me to help you.Copy !req
17. - I was Bud's personal assistant.
- Hm.Copy !req
18. "Future Enterprise Ventures"?Copy !req
19. The whole plan for Vaults 32 and 33?Copy !req
20. Phase 2 was very important
to the experiment.Copy !req
21. I know you think
you being helpfulCopy !req
22. shootin' folks in the kneecaps
and the ass.Copy !req
23. - Ah, fuck!Copy !req
24. I'm not gonna apologize
for not murdering people.Copy !req
25. My name is Diane Welch,Copy !req
26. congresswoman
for the District of Glendale.Copy !req
27. I don't think America can affordCopy !req
28. any more corporate influence
in Washington.Copy !req
29. I take it you're not a vet.Copy !req
30. 'Til next time, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
31. Got any cigarettes?
I'd like to try one.Copy !req
32. One addiction at a time.Copy !req
33. Before we start,
there's the small matter of my fee.Copy !req
34. Fusion Core?Copy !req
35. You don't see those
around much anymore, do you?Copy !req
36. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
37. I defer to you
about what to do in this situation.Copy !req
38. Run.Copy !req
39. Do you have any more drugs?
I really think I need some more drugs.Copy !req
40. - You have any more?
- Drugs?Copy !req
41. No, I ain't got any more drugs!Copy !req
42. Okay, then which weapon
would you recommend for this?Copy !req
43. - You got a rocket launcher in that bag?
- Nope.Copy !req
44. So, this is Vegas, huh?Copy !req
45. - Yep.Copy !req
46. And those surprisingly smelly
lizard monster bull things?Copy !req
47. Have they always been here?Copy !req
48. Nope.Copy !req
49. Okay.Copy !req
50. I'd ask why my dad
ran into a den of giant monsters,Copy !req
51. but you'd probably just tell me
to shut the fudge up.Copy !req
52. Before the war, there was a plan...Copy !req
53. for a special Vault.Copy !req
54. A Vault for management.Copy !req
55. That's where my wife is.Copy !req
56. Where my daughter is, too.Copy !req
57. You never found it?Copy !req
58. Oh no, I found one, in California.Copy !req
59. It was empty.Copy !req
60. Found another one in Oregon.Copy !req
61. It was empty, too.Copy !req
62. Turns out, there's more than a few
special Vaults for managementCopy !req
63. sprinkled across the Wasteland.Copy !req
64. All of 'em empty.Copy !req
65. But I've never found one in Vegas.Copy !req
66. So, you think if my dad's in there,Copy !req
67. maybe your wife and daughter are, too?Copy !req
68. Uh-huh.Copy !req
69. And now, they're surrounded
by these fuckin' things.Copy !req
70. I think we should just
go in there and get them.Copy !req
71. You can't just waltz
past a pack of Deathclaws.Copy !req
72. They're called Deathclaws?Copy !req
73. Look, I know it's not
an ideal situation, but we—Copy !req
74. Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you so much.Copy !req
75. But nothing is, up here, right?Copy !req
76. Now, I'll admit,
I am in an altered mental stateCopy !req
77. but I think we should just
shoot these monsters in the face.Copy !req
78. And frankly, whatever we do,
we need to do it quickly,Copy !req
79. 'cause I am very much out of drugs.Copy !req
80. - Take this.Copy !req
81. There's a general store
over there called Sonny's.Copy !req
82. Ask for somethin' called Addictol.Copy !req
83. It'll clean out all that shit
you got runnin' through your veins.Copy !req
84. Hey, maybe they'll have something
to take down one of those lizards.Copy !req
85. I wouldn't bet on it.Copy !req
86. Where are you going?Copy !req
87. To get fucked up.Copy !req
88. Whiskey.Copy !req
89. The bottle.Copy !req
90. Guess you saw them Deathclaw thingsCopy !req
91. come up from Quarry Junction.Copy !req
92. They fightin' around the Strip.Copy !req
93. Big whup.Copy !req
94. Just another fuckin' round
o' change in management's all it is.Copy !req
95. Like one of 'em merry-go-rounds.Copy !req
96. NCR. Legion. NCR. Legion.Copy !req
97. Fuckin' robots.Copy !req
98. No matter to me.Copy !req
99. Always somebody
tryna tell us what to do.Copy !req
100. Long as they don't come 'round
and charge me taxes,Copy !req
101. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
102. Don't try to charge me taxes, lizard.Copy !req
103. - I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
- Stop...Copy !req
104. talkin'.Copy !req
105. While the government twiddles thumbsCopy !req
106. at the negotiating table
with our communist adversariesCopy !req
107. from across the Pacific,Copy !req
108. Captains of Industry
gather in Las Vegas, Nevada,Copy !req
109. to decide the fate of the free world.Copy !req
110. And the leader of this historic summit?Copy !req
111. Robert Edwin House, founder of RobCo,Copy !req
112. the nation's leading
robotics manufacturer.Copy !req
113. So, what does this titan
of the private sectorCopy !req
114. think about his odds at succeeding
where the government has failed?Copy !req
115. Where I come from, which is America,Copy !req
116. the House always wins.Copy !req
117. Mrs. Howard! Mrs. Howard! Coop! Hey.Copy !req
118. I'm sorry I'm late.
Uh, let me take your bags to the gate.Copy !req
119. It looks like you already
got your hands full.Copy !req
120. Oh! I'm suddenly a very important personCopy !req
121. and a possible assassination target.Copy !req
122. - We'll meet you at the gate, Hank.
- Okay!Copy !req
123. Uh, you go ahead.Copy !req
124. I gotta call my agent.Copy !req
125. Alright.Copy !req
126. Glad you chose to do the right thing.Copy !req
127. Is that what you call killing a man?Copy !req
128. Check the coin return.Copy !req
129. If Robert House gets Cold Fusion,
Vault-Tec gets the bombs.Copy !req
130. This is the only way to stop it.Copy !req
131. - Is this what I think it is?
- You're a soldier.Copy !req
132. You've killed before.Copy !req
133. In uniform.Copy !req
134. Wearing a costume
doesn't make it any better.Copy !req
135. I am giving you the opportunity
to save countless livesCopy !req
136. in exchange for one.Copy !req
137. I think in this case,
the ends justify the means.Copy !req
138. You know, people've been
saying shit like that for years.Copy !req
139. I tell you what.Copy !req
140. I'll stop the exchange.
I'll get your Cold Fusion back.Copy !req
141. But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it.Copy !req
142. Corporate greed
has no place in government!Copy !req
143. Please, remain calm.Copy !req
144. Hey, you sold us out!Copy !req
145. There's a Vault-Tec hotel?Copy !req
146. Your ad campaign has been
an enormous success.Copy !req
147. - Yeah. Ah.Copy !req
148. What a crazy world.Copy !req
149. - Hello. I'm a big fan.
- Oh yeah, okay. Sure.Copy !req
150. Private companies shouldn't be allowedCopy !req
151. to unilaterally dictate American policy.Copy !req
152. I deserve to be part of this conversation.Copy !req
153. I'm a United States congresswoman!Copy !req
154. Oh! That's Congresswoman Welch...Copy !req
155. - Hey, here.Copy !req
156. - I'm really sorry about that.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
157. Fighting the good fight
is mostly a series of humiliations.Copy !req
158. Coop?Copy !req
159. Keep at it.Copy !req
160. Oh, I, uh, I need to talk
to those reps from RobCo.Copy !req
161. - Care to join?
- What do you think?Copy !req
162. I'm gonna get a couple of drinks.
Nukatini?Copy !req
163. These government
knuckleheads can't solve anything.Copy !req
164. It's up to us.Copy !req
165. Government should be run like a business.Copy !req
166. Thank you.Copy !req
167. It's Robert House!
There he is!Copy !req
168. Mr. House would like to see you.Copy !req
169. Well, howdy, pardner.Copy !req
170. Howdy.Copy !req
171. Right this way!Copy !req
172. Hello!Copy !req
173. I'm Robert House.Copy !req
174. From the fuckin' toilet?Copy !req
175. I apologize, I was just
very eager to meet you.Copy !req
176. Now...Copy !req
177. I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.Copy !req
178. Did you not?Copy !req
179. - Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
180. Let's get lucky, shall we?Copy !req
181. Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
182. How I've missed you.Copy !req
183. I'll admit you'd be disappointed
in how I've behavedCopy !req
184. since we've been apart, but...Copy !req
185. you can't begrudge a man
for filling the void, can you?Copy !req
186. Fully Integrated Security
Technotronic OfficerCopy !req
187. active and reporting for duty.Copy !req
188. That makes two of us.Copy !req
189. Oh, a looky-loo, eh?Copy !req
190. Go watch from behind a shrub or something,
like a civilized pervert.Copy !req
191. Now, where were we?Copy !req
192. How would you like to forget
everything you've ever known?Copy !req
193. Everyone you've ever known?Copy !req
194. Your language and motor skills
will remain intact.Copy !req
195. But every choice you've made,
every moment you've cherished,Copy !req
196. will be completely and utterly removed
from your memory.Copy !req
197. Please. Yes.Copy !req
198. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
199. Ooh.Copy !req
200. - Ooh, good gracious!Copy !req
201. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
202. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
203. Nooo!Copy !req
204. Let's begin.Copy !req
205. Ew, it's so dirty in here.Copy !req
206. It's like walking on garbage.Copy !req
207. One of these guys
must be the janitor.Copy !req
208. - Guys? We really need—
- Hey, look.Copy !req
209. - It's Janice.Copy !req
210. Ugh, still at her desk. Yeesh.Copy !req
211. - She always was a kiss-ass.
- Yeah.Copy !req
212. - I need to craft a weapon.Copy !req
213. - We should get outta here.Copy !req
214. - This is my squat.Copy !req
215. - It's our squat.
- They know what I mean.Copy !req
216. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
217. More Vault Dwellers.Copy !req
218. What do you mean, "more Vault Dwellers"?Copy !req
219. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
220. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
221. What is making that noise in the elevator?Copy !req
222. Roach farm.Copy !req
223. How big are they?Copy !req
224. Not big enough for market yet,
but they'll get there.Copy !req
225. So, you met my sister?Copy !req
226. Yeah, back in Filly.Copy !req
227. Before the Brotherhood of Steel
burnt it down.Copy !req
228. Had her help a fella from the EnclaveCopy !req
229. get through the Shithole
to some folks from the NCRCopy !req
230. who weren't in town
when Shady Sands blew up.Copy !req
231. Pretty slim odds.Copy !req
232. What with it being Khan country.Copy !req
233. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
234. I don't understand what any of that means.Copy !req
235. Oh, I'm sorry. I forget you VaultiesCopy !req
236. don't much care for current events.Copy !req
237. Your sister is dead, honey.Copy !req
238. You don't know that.Copy !req
239. You don't know my sister.Copy !req
240. I know the Wasteland better than you do.Copy !req
241. And I know plenty well what it doesCopy !req
242. to folks as soft as you all are.Copy !req
243. Now, I wanna tell you what I told her.Copy !req
244. And for y'all's sake, I hope you listen.Copy !req
245. Go home, Vaultie.Copy !req
246. Let's go, Barv.Copy !req
247. If you idiots need supplies
for the trip home, help yourselves.Copy !req
248. But don't you touch my roach farm.Copy !req
249. Good luck, dipshits.Copy !req
250. Suddenly, you're a big Samaritan, huh?Copy !req
251. Baby, shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to be a better person.Copy !req
252. Come on.
Yeah!Copy !req
253. Uh, n...Copy !req
254. I— I just, um...
I came in the wrong door, so...Copy !req
255. Are you... Sonny?Copy !req
256. He left town.Copy !req
257. Okay.Copy !req
258. So...Copy !req
259. he's not in that trash can behind me?Copy !req
260. No.Copy !req
261. That's the guy who tried to rob the place.Copy !req
262. And he's naked.Copy !req
263. So...Copy !req
264. did he come in here naked?Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. I mean, it's not weird for someone
to rob a store naked.Copy !req
267. Lots of people do it, okay?Copy !req
268. Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now,Copy !req
269. and you're not gonna shoot me as I go.Copy !req
270. Sir, don't touch that gun.
If you touch that gun,Copy !req
271. I'm gonna have to maim you.Copy !req
272. Sir, I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
273. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
274. Oh.Copy !req
275. Who are you?Copy !req
276. I don't know.Copy !req
277. Mr. Howard.Copy !req
278. I've been following you for some time.Copy !req
279. - Have you?
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
280. I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films.Copy !req
281. Unlike Edison and some of the rest,
I don't care for fiction.Copy !req
282. It's not real. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
283. My interest in you, though,
on the other hand...Copy !req
284. well, that does matter.Copy !req
285. - How you figure that?
- Our destinies are, um...Copy !req
286. mathematically intertwined.Copy !req
287. How long have you been
pretending to be this guy?Copy !req
288. About ten years.Copy !req
289. - Ten years.Copy !req
290. It's a living.Copy !req
291. Mr. Howard.Copy !req
292. - Come down here.Copy !req
293. Let's you and I talk.Copy !req
294. I'm not gonna come down there.Copy !req
295. - Come down here.
- I don't want to come down there.Copy !req
296. Mr. Howard, I was there
with you in Alaska.Copy !req
297. I doubt that very much.Copy !req
298. Not physically, of course.Copy !req
299. I'm not insane.Copy !req
300. But I did license
a piece of software to West Tek,Copy !req
301. which gave me access
to the T-45 Armor you wore.Copy !req
302. So, I saw what you saw.Copy !req
303. I saw it all.Copy !req
304. I saw the demon in the snow.Copy !req
305. And I believe that it's connected
to the future of this great nation.Copy !req
306. And to your wife.Copy !req
307. Like yourself, Mr. Howard,Copy !req
308. I am an apex competitor.Copy !req
309. We are the very best at what we do.Copy !req
310. And what I do, is I know everything.Copy !req
311. I know who is making what technology,Copy !req
312. and I acquire that technology
at the most lucrative momentCopy !req
313. in its span of functionality.Copy !req
314. This week, I'm acquiring
Cold Fusion from Vault-Tec.Copy !req
315. From my wife.Copy !req
316. Correct.Copy !req
317. It will allow me
to stay alive indefinitelyCopy !req
318. in roboticized, non-biological form
and protect Las VegasCopy !req
319. from the coming nuclear war.Copy !req
320. Initiated by my wife.Copy !req
321. Hmm.Copy !req
322. Unclear.Copy !req
323. By Vault-Tec, then?Copy !req
324. No, I doubt that, despite what
we've both heard in that meeting.Copy !req
325. Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats.Copy !req
326. Your wife, though...Copy !req
327. I don't know.Copy !req
328. You said you knew everything.Copy !req
329. I routinely design and run
mathematical paradigmsCopy !req
330. based on global, political,
and socioeconomic conditionsCopy !req
331. in an effort to... predict future events.Copy !req
332. And one spring morning,
the data coalesced,Copy !req
333. and it told me, in no uncertain terms,Copy !req
334. that the world would...Copy !req
335. well, end.Copy !req
336. Calculator told you that?Copy !req
337. The date of the end of the worldCopy !req
338. may not interest you, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
339. But the date the data coalesced might.Copy !req
340. April 14th, 2065, at 5:17 a.m.Copy !req
341. Is that date of any interest to you?Copy !req
342. That's my daughter's birthday.Copy !req
343. Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it?Copy !req
344. More curious is that you were not meant
to come to Vegas this weekend.Copy !req
345. Your wife Barbara was meant to come alone.Copy !req
346. The moment that you bought
your ticket to Las Vegas,Copy !req
347. the date the world was going to end...Copy !req
348. jumped forward by one month.Copy !req
349. What are you, a f-fortune teller now?Copy !req
350. I am a mathematician,
a roboticist, and a casino owner.Copy !req
351. And I don't know yet
how you figure into all of this,Copy !req
352. but you most certainly do.Copy !req
353. And I don't like unknown variables.Copy !req
354. Irksome.Copy !req
355. Not knowing exactly how you
play a part in ending the world.Copy !req
356. You know, the...Copy !req
357. person who wanted me to kill you,
you know what they think?Copy !req
358. They think that you are gonna end thingsCopy !req
359. by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs.Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. The bombs will not be dropped by me
or any of the idiots at that meeting.Copy !req
362. What I believe...Copy !req
363. I believe there is a...Copy !req
364. another player at the table.Copy !req
365. The same unknown entityCopy !req
366. responsible for your demon in the snow.Copy !req
367. - Who?
- I don't know.Copy !req
368. It's like I said. Irksome.Copy !req
369. As you see, I live my life
by one simple maxim.Copy !req
370. - The House always wins, right?
- And it does.Copy !req
371. I'm making sure of it
using every single pieceCopy !req
372. of technology at my disposal.Copy !req
373. But what if I'm not the House?Copy !req
374. What if someone else is?Copy !req
375. What if you're just a fucking lunatic?Copy !req
376. I'm a lunatic?Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. I would encourage you
to gaze inward, Mr. Howard,Copy !req
379. to your small life,Copy !req
380. spending your days
pretending to be a cowboy,Copy !req
381. while your wife is making
apocalyptic proposalsCopy !req
382. at board meetings,
and I'm building a missile systemCopy !req
383. to defend this glorious city
from what's coming.Copy !req
384. But from whom, Mr. Howard?Copy !req
385. From whom?Copy !req
386. Who ends the world?Copy !req
387. Is it you? What if it is you?Copy !req
388. - I don't think you're a cowboy at all, no.Copy !req
389. I think you're a killer!Copy !req
390. I think I know exactly who you are!Copy !req
391. Alright. Comms Room.Copy !req
392. Clark, Pete, with me.Copy !req
393. It's dead.Copy !req
394. Who were you hoping to contact?Copy !req
395. The investors.Copy !req
396. Hey, Clark, you're project manager.
Get this operational, stat.Copy !req
397. Shouldn't take long.Copy !req
398. Hey, Pete, go try that one.Copy !req
399. You okay?Copy !req
400. Sorry.Copy !req
401. You'd think it would have
all hit me at once, but, uh...Copy !req
402. Nope.Copy !req
403. Even if my parents survived the bombs,
they'd be gone by now.Copy !req
404. Same with my friends.Copy !req
405. My cat.Copy !req
406. Your cat have a name?Copy !req
407. His name was Puppy.Copy !req
408. - Puppy the cat.
- It's funny, huh?Copy !req
409. I mean, not right now, I guess.Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. You don't strike me as the kind of personCopy !req
412. who would sign up for a program like this.Copy !req
413. Did you know going in about
the Future Enterprise Ventures?Copy !req
414. Like I said, I just started
this job a week ago.Copy !req
415. But everything these people talked about
sounded pretty nutty to me.Copy !req
416. But you don't remember what they said?Copy !req
417. Nothing about doing something
to the people in Vault 32 or 33?Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. There was this exec.Copy !req
420. Bud's boss? Her name was Barbara Howard.Copy !req
421. She was in charge
of all the Vault proposals.Copy !req
422. Do you know where her office is?Copy !req
423. You're not really
Bud's successor, are you?Copy !req
424. How'd you know?Copy !req
425. Mm.Copy !req
426. Because you're not absolutely nuts?Copy !req
427. Thank you?Copy !req
428. But the rest of them, they are nuts.Copy !req
429. I mean, they bet their whole lives
on Bud AskinsCopy !req
430. and his weird multi-millennial plan.Copy !req
431. If they realize you took that from them,Copy !req
432. there's no telling what they'll do.Copy !req
433. Sorry if that came across
as a little dramatic.Copy !req
434. But in my defense, I did just see
the world end, like, a week ago.Copy !req
435. I could really use a drink.Copy !req
436. Do you want a drink?Copy !req
437. - I've actually never had one.
- Really?Copy !req
438. I'll be right back.Copy !req
439. - Future Enterprise Ventures.Copy !req
440. F... E-V.Copy !req
441. Forced Evolutionary Virus.Copy !req
442. You lied to us.Copy !req
443. I think we can say
I am officially done with dru—Copy !req
444. Window.Copy !req
445. Watch it!Copy !req
446. - You done?Copy !req
447. Thanks.Copy !req
448. Least I can do, considering.Copy !req
449. Who's that?Copy !req
450. I'll let him explain.Copy !req
451. Hi!Copy !req
452. I was sent here by your father.Copy !req
453. Mr. MacLean is very impressed
that you've followed him this far,Copy !req
454. but he's quite secure
in an underground facility.Copy !req
455. There's no reaching him from here,Copy !req
456. not without his explicit invitation.Copy !req
457. You're gonna walk right back out of here
and lead us to my father, now.Copy !req
458. Unfortunately, I don't have permission.Copy !req
459. Mr. MacLean is watching over
this gentleman's wife and daughter.Copy !req
460. They are quite peacefully
resting in stasis.Copy !req
461. And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. MacLeanCopy !req
462. had to terminate that slumber prematurely?Copy !req
463. They almost assuredly
wouldn't survive the process.Copy !req
464. Don't listen to him.
Whatever it is, we can't trust him.Copy !req
465. However, Mr. MacLean
is willing to make a deal,Copy !req
466. one family's safety for another's.Copy !req
467. Mr. MacLean will leave your wife
and daughterCopy !req
468. safe and sound in their cryo chambersCopy !req
469. if you bring his daughter
back to the safety of her Vault.Copy !req
470. - What?
- Your father is in the processCopy !req
471. of setting certain plans in motion.Copy !req
472. He'd like it if you'd be able
to wait it out,Copy !req
473. safe and sound, back at home.Copy !req
474. Do you accept?Copy !req
475. You can't actually be considering this.Copy !req
476. Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with.Copy !req
477. This is the bargain.Copy !req
478. We were actually
beginning to get along.Copy !req
479. Yeah.Copy !req
480. Mm, wonderful!Copy !req
481. I'll inform management
that you made an agreeable decision.Copy !req
482. Good afternoon.Copy !req
483. - Take a nap.Copy !req
484. When you wake up, you'll be home.Copy !req
485. Couldn't be helped.Copy !req
486. Family's a fucked-up thing.Copy !req
487. Oh, my God. Cooper Howard!
Can I have a kiss?Copy !req
488. - You have to ride the missile!Copy !req
489. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
490. We need to talk.Copy !req
491. My little Sugarbomb.Copy !req