1. You can't treat people like this!Copy !req
2. "Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."Copy !req
3. The golden rule.Copy !req
4. Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.Copy !req
5. You'll see.Copy !req
6. I may end up looking like you,Copy !req
7. but I'll never be like you.Copy !req
8. These are Bud's Buds.Copy !req
9. A well-trained staff
of highly supervised junior executivesCopy !req
10. from my own assistant training program.Copy !req
11. - What are you doing?
- Thawing everyone.Copy !req
12. Plans are hard.Copy !req
13. Chaos though...
chaos is easy.Copy !req
14. This is Hank MacLean.Copy !req
15. Reporting for duty, sir.Copy !req
16. Trying to pick up
where you all left off.Copy !req
17. Miniaturization.Copy !req
18. I'm gonna complete
the work you started.Copy !req
19. And when this is all over,
you will be begging me to help you.Copy !req
20. 34,000 people lived here
after the war?Copy !req
21. You never heard
of the New California Republic?Copy !req
22. Shady Sands.Copy !req
23. Your father burned that city
to the ground.Copy !req
24. I did what was necessary...Copy !req
25. to save our people.Copy !req
26. I wonder if anyone survived.Copy !req
27. I did.Copy !req
28. I met someone.Copy !req
29. There's nowhere safe, Max.Copy !req
30. And there's no leaving!Copy !req
31. Lucy!Copy !req
32. - Is-is that a...
- Fusion Core?Copy !req
33. You don't see those around
much anymore, do you?Copy !req
34. Cold Fusion...Copy !req
35. What do you suppose your Brotherhood
would do with infinite power?Copy !req
36. Was that their leader?Copy !req
37. - You killed her.
- No. Dane.Copy !req
38. All hail Maximus!
That shalt be Knight hereafter!Copy !req
39. Together, we will take power.Copy !req
40. And with it,
we will start a new Brotherhood.Copy !req
41. With me as its head
and you as its sword.Copy !req
42. Your entire life,
you've been looking for a home.Copy !req
43. Build one with me.Copy !req
44. Hi!Copy !req
45. No trace of rads.Copy !req
46. Incredible.Copy !req
47. Hey. Oh, babe.Copy !req
48. There's even more clean water
down there than we thought.Copy !req
49. I mean, no one will ever have
to worry about rationing it again.Copy !req
50. We can grow more crops.Copy !req
51. We can have another kid.Copy !req
52. As soon as you figure out how
to push a baby out of your own ass.Copy !req
53. Patrolling the Mojave
almost makes you wishCopy !req
54. for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
55. Patrolling the Mojave almost
makes you wish for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
56. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes
you wish for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
57. Patrolling the Mojave
almost makes you wish...Copy !req
58. - Put it in the tent over there.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
59. One day, you might be as good as me.Copy !req
60. - No, I'm better than you.
- You don't think so?Copy !req
61. - I don't know about that.
- I think I'm better!Copy !req
62. C'mon, let's go see
what the Caravan brought to town.Copy !req
63. Yeah.Copy !req
64. Stay close, buddy.
'Scuse me.Copy !req
65. Hey.Copy !req
66. Excuse me.Copy !req
67. Somebody call the doc?Copy !req
68. He's on his way.Copy !req
69. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you
wish for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
70. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you
wish for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
71. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you
wish for a nuclear winter.Copy !req
72. What is it?Copy !req
73. Everyone, run!Copy !req
74. Run!Copy !req
75. Go home!
Go to your mom!Copy !req
76. Go!Copy !req
77. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
78. Alright. Okay.
Need to calm down.Copy !req
79. Okay, relax.
Okay.Copy !req
80. Okay.Copy !req
81. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
82. Hey, go get your kit.Copy !req
83. - Oh God, no!
- Go get your kit.Copy !req
84. That's okay, come here.Copy !req
85. That's okay.Copy !req
86. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
87. - Come here.
- It's okay.Copy !req
88. Okay.
Hey, son.Copy !req
89. Don't be scared.
Now, listen.Copy !req
90. I'm gonna need you
to stay in here, okay?Copy !req
91. Somebody's gonna come
and get you out, but until then...Copy !req
92. I need you to eat
and drink very slowly, okay?Copy !req
93. Don't be scared.
It's safe in there.Copy !req
94. - Okay?
- Okay. Come here.Copy !req
95. You are a good boy.Copy !req
96. And one day,
you will be a good man.Copy !req
97. Come on, let's get in here.
Now, listen.Copy !req
98. It could be tough out there,
but as long as we leave it...Copy !req
99. a little bit better
than we found it...Copy !req
100. - we did okay.
- No, Daddy!Copy !req
101. - No!
- No.Copy !req
102. No, Daddy, no!Copy !req
103. Daddy!Copy !req
104. - No, Daddy!
- We were just getting started.Copy !req
105. It's okay, we did good.Copy !req
106. We raised him.Copy !req
107. Hey, we did okay—Copy !req
108. Dad?Copy !req
109. Yeah?Copy !req
110. Come read to me!Copy !req
111. Okey-dokey!Copy !req
112. Alright. What book shall we read, Lucy?Copy !req
113. Ah!
The Wind in the Willows!Copy !req
114. When's Mom coming back?Copy !req
115. That's what we came for?Copy !req
116. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
117. Pack it up and report to the Vertibird.Copy !req
118. All hail Knight Maximus.Copy !req
119. Good. We got power.Copy !req
120. You encounter much resistance?Copy !req
121. Abominations.Copy !req
122. - Nothing we couldn't handle.
- Good.Copy !req
123. What is it?Copy !req
124. The key to our new home.Copy !req
125. The Brotherhood
has become scattered, broken,Copy !req
126. into dozens of rival chapters.Copy !req
127. But now, we have the strength
to unify themCopy !req
128. under one banner, here,Copy !req
129. with the mightiest arsenal in historyCopy !req
130. at our disposal.Copy !req
131. Together...Copy !req
132. we will fulfill our promise...Copy !req
133. to make better this—
this fallen world.Copy !req
134. My son.Copy !req
135. Water.Copy !req
136. Were you always this rude?Copy !req
137. I'm guessing not.Copy !req
138. Look, your family may very well
still be out there.Copy !req
139. I've seen enough by now to know
that nearly anything's possible,Copy !req
140. but one thing I wouldn't count on is themCopy !req
141. appreciating the kind of person
you've become.Copy !req
142. I mean, you want 'em to like you, right?Copy !req
143. I'm just saying, a little bit
of kindness can go a long way.Copy !req
144. Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole
book about it, if you're interested.Copy !req
145. - Nope.
- And by the third ghost,Copy !req
146. he was pretty much cured.Copy !req
147. Mhmm.Copy !req
148. Help!Copy !req
149. Somebody help! Please!Copy !req
150. I think it's coming from inside.Copy !req
151. Empathy's like mud.
You lose your boots in that stuff.Copy !req
152. Well, I'm not just gonna let someone die
while I listen to 'em scream.Copy !req
153. Folks been screamin'
for 200 fuckin' years.Copy !req
154. Did it ever occur to you that if you
helped them, they would stop?Copy !req
155. You wanna know what I was like
before the war?Copy !req
156. I was just like you.Copy !req
157. Stupid.Copy !req
158. Help!Copy !req
159. Help!Copy !req
160. Waste o' time.Copy !req
161. Doing the right thing
is never a waste of time.Copy !req
162. Help!Copy !req
163. Help!Copy !req
164. Help!Copy !req
165. Help!Copy !req
166. Help!Copy !req
167. Help!
We need medicine!Copy !req
168. - What happened here?
- Tunics.Copy !req
169. You awful far west, ain't you?Copy !req
170. Ignore him.Copy !req
171. - I got one stimpak left, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
172. That would be a profound
misallocation of resources.Copy !req
173. Folks in them outfits
don't deserve savin'.Copy !req
174. Here.Copy !req
175. Another one.Copy !req
176. Let me help you up there, cowboy.Copy !req
177. No!Copy !req
178. But you did lead us to dinner.Copy !req
179. No, no! Not her, too!Copy !req
180. What is that?Copy !req
181. They're back.Copy !req
182. Ah, shit!
Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
183. Ah!Copy !req
184. Sonuva bitch!Copy !req
185. Let her go!Copy !req
186. Fuck you, sweetheart!Copy !req
187. Oh.Copy !req
188. Give me the stimpak.Copy !req
189. - Give it to me.
- Help. Help me!Copy !req
190. I only have one.Copy !req
191. - Please!
- Giv-g-g-give it to me.Copy !req
192. I...Copy !req
193. - Please.
- Give it to me.Copy !req
194. Fuck you.Copy !req
195. She'll die without it.Copy !req
196. You won't.Copy !req
197. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
198. You're welcome.Copy !req
199. We'll get you home
to your people, okay?Copy !req
200. Golden rule, motherfucker.Copy !req
201. That rule is for people.Copy !req
202. You're disgusting.
Cruel.Copy !req
203. I am nothing like you.Copy !req
204. Come on.Copy !req
205. Which is why, when I get her home,
I'll come back for you.Copy !req
206. Give you a little time to think about
the consequences of your actions.Copy !req
207. I wouldn't worry about him.Copy !req
208. He's very durable.
He'll be... he'll be fine.Copy !req
209. I wasn't worried about him.Copy !req
210. That's fair.Copy !req
211. Where's Bud Askins?
Has anyone seen Bud Askins?Copy !req
212. I'm sorry, why are we all here?Copy !req
213. I thought this was gonna be
more of a one-by-one situation.Copy !req
214. There's been a change of plan.Copy !req
215. - Should I be able to see by now?
- Relax, Claudia.Copy !req
216. There's been a change of plans, obviously.
Jeez.Copy !req
217. Is she good?Copy !req
218. I'm okay.Copy !req
219. Everyone, if I can just try and explain.Copy !req
220. If they thawed everyone at once,
that must mean it's Reclamation Day.Copy !req
221. About that.Copy !req
222. It's been 200 years
since you were frozen.Copy !req
223. It is Reclamation Day.Copy !req
224. But unfortunately,
Bud Askins is, uh...Copy !req
225. uh...Copy !req
226. Bud Askins is dead.Copy !req
227. - What?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
228. So, if we can just try
and remain calm.Copy !req
229. We need to figure out a way
to get out of here, together.Copy !req
230. "Get out of here"?
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
231. You're saying we're trapped?Copy !req
232. Is there someone else that
we can speak to about this?Copy !req
233. Please.Copy !req
234. - Please no.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
235. - I can't believe this.
- Everyone! I'm just gonna go back.Copy !req
236. Could someone help me
go back, please?Copy !req
237. Um, if we could just try
and stay focused.Copy !req
238. Uh, someone ate all the crackers
from my welcoming kit.Copy !req
239. We're all gonna die.
We're all gonna die.Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Okay.Copy !req
242. Holy shit.Copy !req
243. A real fuckin' icebox.
Ha!Copy !req
244. Scribes.Copy !req
245. Send those to the Clerics for sorting.Copy !req
246. Yes, sir.Copy !req
247. Please don't play with grenades inside!Copy !req
248. Yes, sir!Copy !req
249. Whoa!Copy !req
250. Bring her outside, shitheads!Copy !req
251. Let's see what this baby can do!Copy !req
252. Hell yeah!Copy !req
253. What do you think he'll do with it?Copy !req
254. Nothing good.Copy !req
255. Why do you do that?Copy !req
256. Because it's important.Copy !req
257. What is our duty?Copy !req
258. To fix a fallen world?Copy !req
259. Sometimes.Copy !req
260. In order to make a big problem
something you can handle,Copy !req
261. you gotta make it small.Copy !req
262. So we start
by bettering ourselves.Copy !req
263. And you can do that
in all sorts of ways, you know.Copy !req
264. Self-discipline, generosity, valor.Copy !req
265. And not smelling really bad.Copy !req
266. Dismissed.Copy !req
267. It's always gonna get dirty again.Copy !req
268. "Better to polish dirty steel
than have it stay clean."Copy !req
269. Used to quote the Codex
to each other as a joke.Copy !req
270. I've seen what it's like out there.Copy !req
271. The Brotherhood is as good as it gets.
I'm just trying to make it better.Copy !req
272. It couldn't have been all bad out there.
You met that girl.Copy !req
273. She left.Copy !req
274. And maybe she's still out there.Copy !req
275. I have duties here.Copy !req
276. Listen, I've read the comms.Copy !req
277. Quintus called for this meeting,Copy !req
278. but he... he didn't tell
the Commonwealth.Copy !req
279. He's breaking chain of command.Copy !req
280. Max, the Commonwealth
isn't going to let himCopy !req
281. seize power without a war.Copy !req
282. Is that what you want?Copy !req
283. You said it yourself.Copy !req
284. There's nowhere safe out there.Copy !req
285. Not as long as there's people
out there who—Copy !req
286. If the Brotherhood can keep history
from repeating itself...Copy !req
287. my job is to help them do that.Copy !req
288. Welcome to all
who've traveled from afarCopy !req
289. for this most auspicious meeting.Copy !req
290. From the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
291. From Yosemite.Copy !req
292. From Coronado.Copy !req
293. It's been decades since we gatheredCopy !req
294. to renew our shared
and noble purpose.Copy !req
295. Thanks to the efforts
of the Knights of our chapter,Copy !req
296. the axis of power
has shifted in the Brotherhood.Copy !req
297. Where the hell
is the Commonwealth, Quintus?Copy !req
298. They should be here.Copy !req
299. And if they were here,
what would happen?Copy !req
300. Hm?Copy !req
301. They would take the relic
and give us nothing in return.Copy !req
302. Does that seem fair to you?Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. That's taxation
without representation.Copy !req
305. It's un-American.Copy !req
306. But what you're suggesting
would lead to civil war.Copy !req
307. - With the Commonwealth.
- Ha!Copy !req
308. They'd kick our fuckin' asses.Copy !req
309. Not if we stand together.Copy !req
310. With the power of the Cold Fusion diode,Copy !req
311. we can power airships, armor.Copy !req
312. We can defeat the Commonwealth.Copy !req
313. United under a common banner.Copy !req
314. Your banner.Copy !req
315. Sorry.Copy !req
316. The chapters
have grown apart over the years,Copy !req
317. and mine doesn't go in
for any of this religious shit.Copy !req
318. Yeah, and where we come from,
women don't get to talk.Copy !req
319. Cunt.Copy !req
320. Keep talking, and I'll carve you one.Copy !req
321. Look, the CommonwealthCopy !req
322. pretty much lets the Canyon
rule itself.Copy !req
323. So, far as we're concerned,
everyone else... go fuck themselves.Copy !req
324. Especially you.Copy !req
325. You just like that they let you
fuck robots.Copy !req
326. That was one Squire,
and he was well within his rights.Copy !req
327. - Unbelievable!
- We wastedCopy !req
328. precious resources coming here,Copy !req
329. and I'm not doing anything
with that yahoo!Copy !req
330. I'm the one who fuckin'--Copy !req
331. Yes.Copy !req
332. We have our differences.Copy !req
333. But there is something we all agree on.Copy !req
334. Power.Copy !req
335. Holy fuck!Copy !req
336. How many of those can you make?Copy !req
337. More than all of human historyCopy !req
338. could ever consume.Copy !req
339. The Codex does say that...Copy !req
340. violence against a fellow Brother
is forbidden.Copy !req
341. But I suppose the Codex is open...Copy !req
342. to interpretation.Copy !req
343. Yeah, that.Copy !req
344. Fuck the Commonwealth.Copy !req
345. Then it's decided.Copy !req
346. Let's drink to it, hm?Copy !req
347. Bottoms up!Copy !req
348. Yeah, ha, ha!
Fuck the Commonwealth.Copy !req
349. I like your outfit.Copy !req
350. Gratias.Copy !req
351. You speak Latin?
Good for you.Copy !req
352. I'm a school teacher myself,
so education is very important to me.Copy !req
353. You're a kindly profligate.Copy !req
354. Thank you.Copy !req
355. I'm headed to Las Vegas.Copy !req
356. You shouldn't.Copy !req
357. Oh, I... I have to.
I'm looking for someone.Copy !req
358. You should go home.Copy !req
359. I wouldn't want to see you get raped
by the wrong people.Copy !req
360. I'll bear that in mind.Copy !req
361. Fudge.Copy !req
362. Hello?Copy !req
363. This is not what I signed up for.Copy !req
364. I want to go back.
How do I turn my cryo chamber back on?Copy !req
365. That's not how it works, doorknob.Copy !req
366. If you could just listen to me.Copy !req
367. Listen to me!Copy !req
368. Who even are you, seriously?Copy !req
369. I'm the product of 200 years
of genetic engineering.Copy !req
370. Part of a race of super managers.Copy !req
371. And all of you have been
selected to be my staff.Copy !req
372. You think we've been left
locked in Vault 31 by accident?Copy !req
373. You think Bud Askins made mistakes?Copy !req
374. - Never.
- No chance.Copy !req
375. - Well...
- Oh, my God, Claudia,Copy !req
376. we're trying to have
a conversation here.Copy !req
377. No, she may have a point.Copy !req
378. I assume some of the things he said
seem downright outlandish.Copy !req
379. But look at where we are.Copy !req
380. We're standing in the product
of his life's work.Copy !req
381. We are his life's work.Copy !req
382. It has to count for something.Copy !req
383. This is Bud's final test.Copy !req
384. If I can lead you all
to finding our way out of here,Copy !req
385. we'll have proven ourselves
worthy to carry onCopy !req
386. Vault-Tec's corporate strategy together.Copy !req
387. And those of you
who work quickly and as a team...Copy !req
388. will receive these merit dots.Copy !req
389. Ooh!Copy !req
390. - Merit dots?
- Oh.Copy !req
391. Wait.Copy !req
392. I took notes at a meeting
with the companyCopy !req
393. that installed ventilation.Copy !req
394. Dibs on ventilation!Copy !req
395. Oh, the fire suppression system.Copy !req
396. Maybe we can get some water
from there.Copy !req
397. Maybe we could
borrow underground, make a tunnel.Copy !req
398. I'll hack the Overseer's console,Copy !req
399. so we can override
some security protocols.Copy !req
400. There has to be
a schematics somewhere around here...Copy !req
401. Vision still a little fuzzy?Copy !req
402. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
403. Have a glass of champagne.Copy !req
404. Who are you?Copy !req
405. - My name is Henry MacLean.
- Henry?Copy !req
406. - I prefer Hank.
- Hank.Copy !req
407. Is it Reclamation Day?Copy !req
408. Yes, it is Reclamation Day,
just not quite the wayCopy !req
409. we thought it would be.Copy !req
410. I've been running
an experiment hereCopy !req
411. and it's not going well.Copy !req
412. The mice are so small,
they're tiny.Copy !req
413. It's a very fiddly business.Copy !req
414. Ah, okay.
I think there's been some sort of mistake.Copy !req
415. I signed up for the Vault-Tec
Premium Elite Plus.Copy !req
416. Did you read the fine print?Copy !req
417. Yes.Copy !req
418. Well, I didn't.Copy !req
419. I prefer the classics.Copy !req
420. So much has changed
since you went under.Copy !req
421. But it's what stayed the same
that concerns me.Copy !req
422. Old habits, I guess.Copy !req
423. But I am optimistic that we will
be able to work out the kinks.Copy !req
424. I noticed on your file
that you had a family,Copy !req
425. but you only bought a ticket for one.Copy !req
426. Uh, it was expensive.Copy !req
427. You can't put a price on family, Steve.Copy !req
428. We were very clear about that
in the advertisements.Copy !req
429. Family is the first
building block of civilization.Copy !req
430. What are you doing?Copy !req
431. I'm improving...Copy !req
432. a piece of outdated technology.Copy !req
433. Civilization.Copy !req
434. It hasn't worked out so far.Copy !req
435. But, if at first you don't succeed...Copy !req
436. Try, try again.Copy !req
437. Hello?Copy !req
438. I realize we all have
our cultural differences,Copy !req
439. but just so you know...Copy !req
440. I am nice.Copy !req
441. I found a ladder!Copy !req
442. Lead the way, boss.Copy !req
443. So dirty.Copy !req
444. Aw, man, the mall's gone.Copy !req
445. It's beautiful.Copy !req
446. Aw! Take that, bitch!Copy !req
447. Who's next?Copy !req
448. You the one who killed
that NCR bitch?Copy !req
449. Mold Over?Copy !req
450. Mold— Moldaver.Copy !req
451. I did, I... yeah.
I did that.Copy !req
452. Bet I could mash you.Copy !req
453. Probably.Copy !req
454. Alright, let me get my armor.Copy !req
455. No armor.Copy !req
456. Bareback.Copy !req
457. Ohh!Copy !req
458. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
459. Yeah!Copy !req
460. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
461. Paladin Harkness.
Liaison from the Commonwealth.Copy !req
462. I understand we're discussing
a civil war.Copy !req
463. I must not have gotten my invitation.Copy !req
464. And yet, here you are.Copy !req
465. Welcome.Copy !req