Fallout 1x6

1. The audience—

2. they want to see that even

3. a good man as yourself can be

4. - driven too far. - Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing.

5. Why can't you move?

6. Someone stole my fusion core.

7. What are you suggesting?

8. We travel together, get the head and take it to the Brotherhood.

9. In exchange, you'll lend me the services of your knights to save my father.

10. You know, I've never done an advertisement before

11. in my life.

12. I wonder if anyone survived.

13. I did.

14. Lucy!

15. Where are we?

16. We're in the best place in the world.

17. We're in a vault.

18. Oh.

19. Hello there.

20. Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard,

21. star of stage and screen.

22. But I'm not here today to talk to you about my latest picture.

23. No, today I'm here to show you a vast and wonderful place,

24. not made by God Almighty but the working man.

25. A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age.

26. Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights.

27. There, that's better.

28. Now, I'm speaking to you from deep inside the fully-livable

29. Model 96JQ1164.

30. And what a beaut she is.

31. And what a song she sings.

32. Now, that right there is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing.

33. Strong enough to keep out the rads

34. and the Reds.

35. Each one of these underground burghs

36. comes with all the modern amenities you've come to expect

37. from our rip-roarin' republic.

38. Now, this corridor here is Sycamore Street,

39. where you'll wave howdy to any one of your 200 neighbors

40. on your way home for an enchanted evening with your loved ones.

41. Mm.

42. Meet the Hawthornes.

43. Now, this isn't just your average all-American family.

44. No, Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists,

45. specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA.

46. That's right.

47. And we'll be living and working right here in Vault 4,

48. leading a community governed entirely by scientists.

49. Wait a second, did you say "living down here"?

50. Well, there hasn't been a nuclear incident, has there?

51. Uh, no, not yet.

52. But, uh, our family and a group of 80 volunteers

53. will be conducting a five-year trial of Vault 4.

54. To demonstrate to the world that,

55. no matter what comes our way,

56. America will be ready.

57. Five years.

58. Well, I may play a hero in the movies, but...

59. you all are heroes in real life.

60. And now you can be a hero, too.

61. By purchasing a residence in a Vault-Tec vault today.

62. Because if the worst should happen tomorrow,

63. the world is gonna need Americans just like you

64. to build a better day after.

65. And cut.

66. That was a great take. You happy?

67. Fellas, are you happy?

68. All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right?

69. - Yes, sir. - Uh, how'd we do?

70. - We were so nervous. - Aw, you did great.

71. Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you. Thanks for coming out.

72. Thank you so much. Good to meet you.

73. - Mr. Howard, great work today. - Ah.

74. Oh, thanks. Thanks, man.

75. Bud Askins. I oversee our Southern California operations.

76. - Ah. - I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec

77. in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek.

78. - West Tek.

79. It's a defense contractor.

80. Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys.

81. You designed the T-45 power armor.

82. First of its kind.

83. No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout.

84. You know, the design flaws were ridiculous, but...

85. - they sure looked great. - I wore the T-45

86. when we almost lost the great state of Alaska to the Reds.

87. Those design flaws of yours cost a lot of good men and women their lives.

88. Yeah. Product management was never my bag.

89. I'm more focused on HR R&D now.

90. Overseeing workflow optimization of management timelines.

91. I'm all about scale.

92. Most people think scale means increasing global market share.

93. That's thinking in three dimensions, and I'm talking about four.

94. Because what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition?

95. It's not outselling them. It's not outsmarting them.

96. It's time.

97. - Hmm. - Time...

98. - is the ultimate weapon. - Uh-huh.

99. - Yeah. Sounds complicated,

100. but the future of all humanity comes down to one word.

101. Yeah, what's that?

102. Management.

103. - Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck.

104. Bud. Bud Askins.

105. - Hey. - Ooh!

106. Mmm.

107. I'm at work.

108. - Oh, how 'bout we clock out?

109. - Oh. - Huh? Nothing against these colleagues of yours,

110. but what do you say you and me knock back a couple of piña coladas by the pool,

111. - listen to the hi-fi. - Mm.

112. There is a wrap party.

113. What, a... a wrap party?

114. - For this? - Yes.

115. All right. We go for a couple of hours,

116. we shake a few hands—

117. It's at our house.

118. The things I'm willing to do for you

119. never cease to amaze me.

120. Mm.

121. Roosevelt, I'm sorry. You can't come, buddy.

122. I'm heading into enemy territory.

123. You be a good dog.

124. Go to bed.

125. Yeah, A Man and His Dog— that movie's great.

126. Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too.

127. It was my real dog.

128. Beautiful home, Mr. Howard.

129. Thank you.

130. Did Cooper Howard just walk by?

131. He was so good in that movie.

132. Oh, it's him!

133. Mr. Howard. Hello.

134. Negotiations in Anchorage are having a serious impact on presales.

135. We'll have to circle up with D.C. about that.

136. Ideally before our quarterly projection release.

137. Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard.

138. Bud Askins.

139. Right.

140. Would you mind, you know, doing the butler voice?

141. - From the show? - All right.

142. I only do it for close friends and beautiful women,

143. but you two are already halfway there.

144. - Stop it.

145. "I, Bartholomew Codsworth, am ever ready to serve."

146. - Hoo-hoo! - Perhaps

147. when you finish your shift, we could head up and party in the hot tub.

148. What do you think of that?

149. - Oh, no, no. No, thank you. - No?

150. Okay.

151. All right.

152. Excuse me. Your wine.

153. Well, shit, Seabass.

154. You might be the only one of my invites who actually showed up.

155. - Yeah.

156. - Not our usual scene, I'll give you that. - No, it is not.

157. I think our Hollywood actor friends don't want to be seen

158. celebrating with the pitchman for the end of the world.

159. Oh, you don't know the half of it.

160. You hear I lost a movie over these ads?

161. Yeah, showed up to set,

162. the actors wouldn't come out of their trailers.

163. Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds.

164. Bonnie Lewis?

165. She's done more ads than a fucking billboard.

166. - Yeah. - Fucking Hollywood Reds.

167. I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood

168. like a bad case of the clap.

169. Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife.

170. Are you kidding me? Charlie?

171. - Mm. - I served

172. - with that guy. - They have meetings

173. and everything.

174. It's a shit show.

175. But you, my friend,

176. you know which way the wind is blowing.

177. And it's that—

178. a world run by people who wear pocket protectors to a pool party.

179. about delivery platforms.

180. Yeah, you might be right about that.

181. I mean, I've dipped my bits in the same gravy train.

182. Sold my vocal rights to that

183. spinning robot they sell to housewives and perverts.

184. Guess how much they paid me for that.

185. Ten million?

186. No, I got 186, pre-tax.

187. Maybe you could've asked for more.

188. Well, I did ask for more.

189. And what did they say?

190. My agent got them to throw in one of those robots.

191. - The fuck

192. were they thinking? Every time I walk into my own house,

193. my own voice saying, "Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?"

194. It's fucking awful!

195. I thought the studio owned that character.

196. They did. And then RobCo bought the studio.

197. - Mm. - Listen to me,

198. Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood.

199. The future, my friend, is products.

200. You're a product. I'm a product.

201. The end of the world is a product.

202. Oh.

203. And for those of us who can successfully embrace that,

204. I'd say the future is golden.

205. To the future.

206. To the future.

207. I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth,

208. am ever ready to serve.

209. Why, hello there, boys.

210. Now, y'all here for the ice cream social,

211. I'm afraid I got some bad news for you.

212. Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we?

213. Wai-Wai-Waiting.

214. Take its fusion core.

215. There's no fudge here,

216. o-only a General Atomics Inter—

217. Destroying a legitimate business?

218. That's illegal round these parts.

219. Says who?

220. The government.

221. Using teeth for ammunition.

222. Always finding new ways to kill each other up there, aren't they?

223. We'll need, uh, an antibiotic.

224. I know you mentioned you're eager to keep moving,

225. but your friend is gonna have to recover here for a couple of days

226. before it's safe to travel.

227. I'm fine. I'm fine.

228. You had a rotten human tooth lodged in your shoulder.

229. You're not fine.

230. Titus, this is a vault doctor.

231. We should listen to his advice.

232. We can't thank you enough for letting us in and taking care of us.

233. It's what we do here.

234. Oh, and we found his armor.

235. Our surface foragers are bringing it back now.

236. Oh, that's great. Thank you.

237. It's not ideal for us to stay put,

238. but, I got to admit, it sure feels good to be back in a vault.

239. I don't know if you've been to the surface, but...

240. it is...

241. not good.

242. I was born on the surface.

243. Oh.

244. Uh, sorry.

245. I-I didn't know. You seem so—

246. Normal?

247. - My mother was a courier.

248. I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly.

249. Three days' walk from home and we could still feel the heat from the blast.

250. You're from Shady Sands.

251. Many of us are.

252. We were lucky to find such a hospitable community here in Vault 4.

253. Yeah. So were we.

254. We just need you to stay in quarantine a few hours longer

255. to make sure you don't track in any contamination.

256. Thank you so much.

257. You smell good.

258. What?

259. Oh.

260. You want to have sex?

261. You mean use my cock?

262. Yeah.

263. I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen.

264. What weird thing?

265. Well, it's just, for some guys— not me—

266. uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move,

267. it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops.

268. And they say it can happen to anybody, but it's still, it's...

269. it's gross.

270. You know, that's... uh, that's actually completely normal.

271. It happens all the time.

272. Every time, ideally.

273. I'm a knight.

274. Um, a knight of the Brotherhood.

275. We're-we're not supposed to.

276. Okey dokey.

277. Mind if I sit down?

278. Mmm.

279. We shouldn't be wasting time down here.

280. You heard the doctor.

281. Besides, we made a deal to find that head together,

282. and you're no good to me dead.

283. - Also, I would feel bad. - I think these people are trying to trap us here.

284. No, they're not.

285. And some of these people are from the surface, like you.

286. - Ah. - Hi.

287. This is a cult. Same as any.

288. It's not a cult.

289. - Everyone's smiling. - Titus, this is a safe place,

290. where people take care of each other.

291. But why?

292. Well, because in the vaults,

293. we recognize that we all need each other,

294. just like I needed you on the surface.

295. Now, we're stuck here until you're able to travel.

296. So, give this place a shot?

297. Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but our overseer

298. wanted to say a quick hello.

299. Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus.

300. Hey, guys. Just wanted to say hi.

301. - Hello. - And obviously, welcome to Vault 4.

302. Just some housekeeping, a few things to be aware of.

303. Stay out of Level 12, obviously.

304. We'd prefer you not go there.

305. Oh, and we only have one foosball table, so if you want to play,

306. you got to sign up.

307. If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet, please let me know.

308. I do have pencils.

309. Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar with how the bathrooms work, just ask.

310. Asking is less embarrassing than getting it wrong. Trust me.

311. We've had incident after incident with newcomers.

312. - Okay, that should cover it.

313. Any questions or concerns beyond foosball or pencils or bathrooms,

314. Birdie's available.

315. And once again, welcome to Vault 4.

316. We're glad to have you.

317. - Thank you. Mm.

318. Mm.

319. That was weird, right?

320. - The overseer? - That's what I'm saying.

321. - When people are nice— - No.

322. Titus, I'm... I'm talking about his eye.

323. Lots of people have one eye.

324. Well, yeah, but...

325. I mean, his was in the middle.

326. A little to the left.

327. And the Level 12 stuff? I mean...

328. Oh.

329. Sorry.

330. Have a nice day.

331. Doesn't get any better than this.

332. Nope. It does not.

333. Mmm.

334. You ever... think about working somewhere else?

335. I used to.

336. But with you doing these ads, it's... it's practically the family business.

337. Maybe we get Janey a job in payroll

338. - when she's 15. Sit.

339. - Oh, that's a good puppy.

340. I think about it. Quitting showbiz.

341. Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield.

342. Get back to being a real cowboy again.

343. And what would I do?

344. You would look pretty.

345. And help me raise chickens.

346. No.

347. You would look very good in a pair of overalls.

348. What's gotten into you?

349. A gin martini.

350. I don't know.

351. Maybe I've been reading too much news lately.

352. Got me second-guessing the whole city life.

353. Oh, come on.

354. Y-You've seen these around.

355. Not on you, I haven't.

356. Bud Askins— he licensed them from RobCo.

357. We're integrating them with the Vault-Tec admission systems.

358. - Bud Askins. - Bud Askins. Trust me, I know.

359. The company's filled with guys like him.

360. But Vault-Tec exists with or without me.

361. Doesn't do anyone any good to complain from the sidelines.

362. All I'm saying is we have this one life.

363. Do you really want to spend your nine-to-fives working with these assholes?

364. I need this job, Coop.

365. - It guarantees us a spot in the vaults. - We got money.

366. We can buy a spot in the vaults.

367. One of the good vaults.

368. What's that supposed to mean?

369. I'm doing what I can, okay?

370. Just... trust me.

371. Please.

372. Yeah.

373. As all nations race

374. to secure uranium and control the future of energy,

375. a shortage has emerged, turning even allies

376. into potential competitors.

377. Will energy prices surge this winter

378. - and will it lead to an expanded war?

379. Details after a word from our newest sponsor...

380. Sorry you couldn't make it to the party the other night, Charlie.

381. Guess you had one of your meetings, huh?

382. One of your Communist meetings? Come on, man.

383. We watched people die together up north fighting against all that horseshit.

384. Yeah, and for what?

385. What do you mean, for what? For the American dream.

386. We're actors. We make movies, Charlie.

387. Yeah, the American dream has me getting shot in the ass by you all day.

388. You got five acres in Tarzana. I think you're doing all right.

389. It don't matter, Coop.

390. - Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man. - My wife works there.

391. - You really think Barb's the devil? - No, no, okay, I...

392. I like Barb, okay?

393. Do you know what "fiduciary responsibility" means?

394. - Fiduciary responsibility? - Yeah.

395. No, I have no fucking idea.

396. I play a cowboy for a living.

397. Okay. So, the U.S. government has outsourced

398. the survival of the human race to Vault-Tec.

399. - Vault-Tec is a private corporation

400. that has a fiduciary responsibility to make money for its investors.

401. And how does it make money?

402. - By selling vaults. - That's called capitalism, Charlie.

403. But they can't sell vaults if these peace negotiations go through.

404. So Vault-Tec has a fiduciary responsibility

405. to make sure that it don't work out.

406. Yeah. How they gonna do that?

407. I don't know.

408. You remember that movie we did with Johnny Morton—

409. you were the sheriff and I was some generic Indian?

410. Come on, man, don't say that. Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses.

411. You played him with grace and with dignity.

412. It was a great role for you.

413. Morton played a rancher who owned half of Missouri.

414. And what happens when the cattle ranchers have more power than the sheriff?

415. - The whole town burns down. - The whole town burns down. Right.

416. Vault-Tec is a trillion dollar company that owns half of everything.

417. And after ten years of war, the U.S. government is broker than a joke.

418. The cattle ranchers are in charge, Coop.

419. Oh, come on.

420. Unless the people do something about it.

421. I guess everything's a conspiracy, right?

422. - Come on, man, you sound like you're in a cult. - And you're sitting here

423. defending a system that's ready to set the world on fire, Cooper.

424. Maybe you're the one in the cult.

425. Look.

426. You should come to a meeting.

427. You should learn the truth about where your wife works.

428. For her sake.

429. Bartender, can I get one more?

430. - Hello? Hello! May I speak to Barb, please?

431. - Who is it? - It's Henry.

432. Henry from the Vault-Tec assistant training program.

433. Is this Mr. Cooper Howard?

434. Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife prefers not to take work calls in the evenings.

435. Oh, no, no, no, uh, it'll just be a few minutes.

436. - Okay. All right, bye-bye. - I have some questions for her. I don't—

437. Uh, that was Henry. From work.

438. Do you have a... a new assistant?

439. Yeah, I do.

440. Yeah? Is Janey asleep?

441. Uh, she's reading Little House on the Prairie to Roosevelt.

442. Ah. Does he like it?

443. What?

444. It's going to be hard on her, that's all.

445. What is?

446. You know, no dogs in the vaults.

447. Says who?

448. Hmm?

449. No dogs in the vaults. Says who?

450. Well... that's just

451. the, um... that's the policy.

452. You know, dogs eat meat.

453. It's an avoidable inefficiency.

454. Ah.

455. Yeah.

456. That's not really the question, is it?

457. All I'm asking is

458. who decided that there were no dogs in the vault?

459. Well, I think that is a relatively trivial concern,

460. given the prerequisite conditions of us living in

461. a nuclear fallout shelter.

462. Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is, to be quite honest.

463. What?

464. I'm serious.

465. Who-who ma— who makes the rules?

466. Because no dogs allowed— that is a new rule.

467. Somebody decided that and didn't share it with fucking anyone.

468. I mean, what else do you have in store for us?

469. Are the-are the blue jumpsuits—

470. are those mandatory? What if I don't want to wear a blue jumpsuit?

471. - What if I want to wear a green one? - So the bomb falls,

472. and you want to know about your wardrobe?

473. No, I want to know about my freedom.

474. I didn't go to war defending that freedom

475. so that I could live in a cellar under the boot heel

476. of Chairman Bud Askins.

477. And while you were away at war, I stayed home.

478. - I know you— - I was checking the mail

479. - every day. - I know.

480. I was waiting by the phone every night.

481. And every night I was driving myself crazy

482. imagining the worst.

483. So, you do not need to tell me how bad war is, Coop.

484. Every day I go into work and I think about

485. how humanity can survive a nuclear event

486. that will wipe out 90% of life on earth and I come home

487. and you're talking to me about hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield.

488. You know, I don't even know what planet you're on sometimes, Coop.

489. But when the bombs drop, a two-hour drive ain't gonna cut it.

490. So yes, there will be no dogs in the vaults.

491. And no, none of it is ideal.

492. But if billions of people are going to lose their lives,

493. I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love—

494. that is you and that is Janey—

495. aren't among them.

496. I have worked hard

497. to make sure we go into

498. a special vault for management,

499. where we will oversee all of the other vaults.

500. You don't get it. That is the best we can possibly hope for.

501. For Janey.

502. Hey, hey.

503. - Hey, hey, hey.

504. Come here.

505. I'm sorry.

506. I know you always try to do the right thing.

507. That's what I love about you.

508. And when you turn the little handle up top, it all goes away.

509. Yep, that's...

510. - how a toilet works. - Mm-hmm.

511. I'm-I'm actually from a vault.

512. You're what?

513. - I'm from a vault. - So you are.

514. - Goosey MacLean. - Oh, no, no. It's-it's Lucy.

515. Nope, it says Goosey. Hmm.

516. But hey, that's something.

517. You don't meet a natural-born vault dweller every day.

518. We're a dying breed.

519. Oh, you're... you're from here?

520. - Five generations, and proud of it. - Ah.

521. I just thought because...

522. Because so many, uh, people here seem to be refugees

523. - from the surface. - Tell me about it.

524. Ooh. These people.

525. Am I right?

526. I grabbed a moldy one.

527. - What do you mean by that? - Well,

528. you won't find anyone more open-minded than me,

529. but they come in here with their smelly food

530. and their weird ideas.

531. You're from a vault. You get it.

532. I-I don't understand. If you don't like people from the surface

533. then why do you keep taking them in?

534. It's a policy from before my time.

535. But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you,

536. if you want to get elected, you have to respect their traditions

537. and tolerate them and not call them "surfies." It's awful.

538. What, you don't take in surface dwellers in your vault?

539. Well, to be honest, no, we don't.

540. - What is that like? - No,

541. I think what you're doing here is a really good thing.

542. I saw what was left of Shady Sands.

543. An entire city just destroyed in an instant. It...

544. I mean, some of these people lost everything.

545. And that was a tragedy.

546. So we took our share of them in and gave them a home

547. because it's what we do.

548. But it's like you can't make a funny joke about it

549. without offending these guys.

550. I mean, one funny joke I told on maybe ten occasions.

551. - What was the joke?

552. I forget.

553. All I know is it was a huge bomb.

554. Pretty good, right?

555. Oh, she doesn't get it.

556. Any other questions?

557. I do have one. Uh...

558. What's on Level 12 and why can't we go there?

559. We don't talk about that.

560. - Geez, what's the matter with you? - Sorry, I—

561. - I just— - You should go now.

562. - I only wanted to— - Goodbye, Goosey.

563. Skedaddle.

564. Hey.

565. Where do you guys get your power from?

566. I see you found our fusion core.

567. How are we adjusting to life down here?

568. Does it matter?

569. I'm leaving soon.

570. Aren't I?

571. Some people who come here have a hard time adjusting

572. to finally feeling safe.

573. All the things you've had to do to survive still fresh in your mind.

574. Trust doesn't come easily to those of us with a guilty conscience.

575. Here.

576. Unit 428.

577. How about you sleep in a room of your own tonight?

578. Have a hot shower.

579. Nothing wrong with a little bit of comfort.

580. Um, when you say "hot shower," what does-what does that mean, exactly?

581. Excuse me.

582. Yes.

583. What is this?

584. It's almost starting.

585. Oh, uh, excuse me?

586. What's going on?

587. It's a Surface Dweller tradition.

588. It can get a little rambunctious for my taste.

589. You're welcome to come.

590. Sure.

591. Well, shit.

592. Why, Sorrel Booker.

593. I heard it was a ghoul that fucked up that Super Duper Mart.

594. Nobody told me it was the ghoul.

595. Mm. Mm.

596. You boys know who you just brought in?

597. This sumbitch right here

598. used to be the best bounty hunter to ever shoot a man in the ass.

599. Kids these days don't know their goddamn history.

600. Say, you got a needle and thread?

601. Sorry,

602. we don't do a lot of knitting 'round here.

603. It's called sewing.

604. I think I got some in my bag.

605. Would you mind?

606. Aw, come on now, Sorrel, we old friends, ain't we?

607. Look at you. 200 years.

608. I don't know what keeps you going.

609. Maybe you just like the feeling

610. of that good old California sunshine

611. on your wrinkly-ass face.

612. Or maybe you're still looking for her.

613. Well, Sorrel...

614. I can confidently cross one reason off that list for you.

615. I sure as hell ain't still alive

616. so that I can have unintelligent conversations

617. with dipshits like yourself.

618. Mind your fucking mouth.

619. That's the president of the government you're talking to.

620. Oh...

621. You a president now?

622. Don't see why not.

623. Well, then you might want to hire a publicist.

624. 'Cause this is the first I'm hearing about this outfit.

625. Now, what I am hearing is a whole lot of chatter

626. about some woman.

627. Name of Moldaver.

628. They call her the Flame Mother.

629. Now, that bitch is dangerous.

630. Well, when it comes to leadership these days,

631. dangerous is what they call a prerequisite.

632. Somebody's got to step up and bring some order around here.

633. You know why these boys brought you in?

634. 'Cause I fucked up

635. a poor, defenseless gang-affiliated organ dealership?

636. - Yep. - Mm.

637. - Now, I've always liked you. - Well, I've always liked you.

638. Well, ain't that sweet? But that Super Duper Mart you gutted

639. was under our protection.

640. So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free,

641. folks might lose faith about what we're trying to do here.

642. And then what?

643. Anarchy in the streets.

644. Exactly.

645. Now, you got anything to say in your defense?

646. Guilty as charged.

647. Just like that?

648. Just like that.

649. Now, if you need any more evidence,

650. I can tell you about this town I just shot up, Filly.

651. Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people.

652. My daddy lives in Filly.

653. Well, not no more he don't,

654. unless he's a coward.

655. Don't take the bait, son.

656. Well, I ain't fishing. I'm just trying to game this out, now.

657. In my experience, the apple tends not to fall too far from the tree.

658. Is that true in your case?

659. My daddy ain't no coward.

660. Well, then I guess the only question is...

661. are you?

662. Sheriff Rex.

663. Take Sheriff Troy's guns away.

664. Very presidential of you.

665. Take him out back and feed him to the hogs.

666. Goddamn it.

667. I got one question for you, ol' buddy.

668. Why...

669. do you have this picture on your wall?

670. That's Moldaver.

671. Why?

672. Well, that's not how I remember her, is all.

673. Yeah?

674. Well, how do you remember her?

675. - Hi. - Hey.

676. Thanks for coming.

677. Yeah, we'll see if I stay.

678. You'll stay.

679. Flame Mother, we remember.

680. Flame Mother,

681. we remember.

682. We bring back the past

683. as we remember.

684. We bring back the past as we remember.

685. We bring back Shady Sands...

686. We bring back Shady Sands.

687. - ... as we remember. As we remember.

688. - We bring back those taken from us. - We bring back those taken from us.

689. We bring back those taken from us...

690. We bring back those taken from us.

691. by covering ourselves in their ashes.

692. By covering ourselves in their ashes.

693. We bring back those taken from us

694. by covering ourselves in their ashes.

695. By covering ourselves in their ashes.

696. To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill.

697. To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill.

698. I think there's somebody you should meet.

699. - Yeah, who's that? Blood must spill.

700. - Blood must spill. - Blood must spill.

701. Blood must spill.

702. - Blood must spill. To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill.

703. To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill.

704. - Oh, Flame Mother... - Oh, Flame Mother...

705. Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation.

706. Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation.

707. Mr. Howard?

708. Oh, Flame Mother,

709. you will be our salvation.

710. I'm a big fan.

711. Titus?

712. We need to talk...

713. Yes.

714. You were right about this place.

715. No.

716. You were right. Check this out. These are called oysters.

717. You want one? They make you feel so good.

718. You want to make my cock explode now?

719. - What? - Sorry, intercourse?

720. No, Titus.

721. No, we need to leave. Right now.

722. These people are insane.

723. - Yeah, they're like you. A little weird, but nice. - No.

724. Plus, my arm. You know, I really...

725. I ought to give it a little more time.

726. Okay. Titus, look,

727. I get why you'd want to stay.

728. Okay? I really do, I...

729. I know this must all seem really nice compared to the-the shoot show

730. that's up there.

731. I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to go back on our deal

732. and-and just be somewhere that is good and safe.

733. But this isn't it.

734. They gave me a robe.

735. I know.

736. And slippers.

737. These people are hiding something from us

738. and I'm gonna prove it to you, okay?

739. I'm not leaving without you.

740. Glad you're all right.

741. When I saw the door was open, I worried one of you might have gotten out.

742. Hello?

743. Aah!

744. No! You're crazy!

745. You people are crazy! Your entire culture is insane!

746. I'm sure if we came to your home

747. - we would say the same thing. Get off!

748. No!