1. Ain't much stays clean
up here, Vaultie.Copy !req
2. You'll see.Copy !req
3. I don't think it's our job
to help these people.Copy !req
4. They're murderers.Copy !req
5. So what do you propose we do?Copy !req
6. We can do what they would've done to us.Copy !req
7. - Wow.Copy !req
8. They killed my husband.Copy !req
9. If your father were here, he'd...Copy !req
10. he'd do the right thing.Copy !req
11. You okay?Copy !req
12. The whole
"opening the vault door for Lucy" thingCopy !req
13. didn't sit too well
with the council, so...Copy !req
14. I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.Copy !req
15. I need the head.Copy !req
16. It's the only way
I can get my father back.Copy !req
17. You can't treat people like this!Copy !req
18. Yeah, why is that?Copy !req
19. Because of the Golden Rule.Copy !req
20. Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.Copy !req
21. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.Copy !req
22. My name is Roger.Copy !req
23. My name is Roger.Copy !req
24. Roger.Copy !req
25. Roger. My name is Roger.Copy !req
26. My name is Roger.Copy !req
27. My name's Roger.Copy !req
28. My name is Roger.Copy !req
29. Hey, Rog.Copy !req
30. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
31. Fancy seeing you out here.Copy !req
32. You out for that bounty, too, huh?Copy !req
33. Yep.Copy !req
34. Oh, shit.Copy !req
35. - How you feeling?
- Oh...Copy !req
36. You know... it's hard out here.Copy !req
37. Dang smoothies can be so unkind.Copy !req
38. I see you got a smoothie of your own.Copy !req
39. - You're turning.Copy !req
40. Yeah. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
41. Maybe.Copy !req
42. Hey, you-you don't happen
to have any vials, do you?Copy !req
43. Just one little puff
and I'll be back on my feet.Copy !req
44. You know I'm good for it.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out.Copy !req
46. That's okay. That's okay.Copy !req
47. Though, um, you and your
smooth-faced friend, you, um...Copy !req
48. might want to clear out...
before things get ugly.Copy !req
49. I did okay.Copy !req
50. Twenty-eight years
since I first started showing.Copy !req
51. Oh, hell.Copy !req
52. Not as long as you, though.Copy !req
53. You've outlasted us all.Copy !req
54. How long since
you first started wastelanding?Copy !req
55. A long time.Copy !req
56. That's a lot of vials.Copy !req
57. Well, I've always been goodCopy !req
58. at making money, Roger.Copy !req
59. Say...Copy !req
60. you remember how good
food used to taste?Copy !req
61. Yeah. BlamCo Mac & Cheese.Copy !req
62. - Ice cream and apple pie.Copy !req
63. Hot damn.Copy !req
64. Apple pie.Copy !req
65. You know, my mom used to...Copy !req
66. Wait...Copy !req
67. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
68. He was sick.Copy !req
69. Stop. Stop, stop. Please, I...Copy !req
70. No, I know it's hard up here,
but you don't... you don't have...Copy !req
71. you don't have to resort to... to...Copy !req
72. What'd you say your name was?Copy !req
73. Lucy MacLean.Copy !req
74. MacLean?Copy !req
75. Huh.Copy !req
76. - Well, Lucy MacLean,Copy !req
77. it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade
left up here, sweetheart.Copy !req
78. Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella.Copy !req
79. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
80. Mmm.Copy !req
81. You know, my vault
has endured hardship, too.Copy !req
82. In the Great Plague of '77,Copy !req
83. everyone had to quarantine,
they couldn't work the farms together.Copy !req
84. People starved.Copy !req
85. My mother included.Copy !req
86. My dad dropped to 128 pounds,Copy !req
87. and he still refused
to do anything like this.Copy !req
88. What? What's so funny?Copy !req
89. Well, there's what people say they didCopy !req
90. and what they really did.Copy !req
91. I'll bet your daddy
was first in line at the cookout.Copy !req
92. I bet he had a bib with a drawing
of his neighbor's ass on there.Copy !req
93. How do you live like this?Copy !req
94. Why keep going?Copy !req
95. Well, one good question deserves another.Copy !req
96. Why the fuck am I doing all the work?Copy !req
97. Now come on, Vaultie.Copy !req
98. Ass jerky don't make itself.Copy !req
99. - Morning, Woody.
- Morning, Reg.Copy !req
100. - Nice work on your posters.
- Oh, thanks, Reg.Copy !req
101. I've been admiring yours as well.Copy !req
102. - Any luck?Copy !req
103. I asked him all sorts of questions.Copy !req
104. Who he is, who he works for,Copy !req
105. why his colleagues kidnapped
Overseer MacLean.Copy !req
106. What organizing principle, if any,
they operate under.Copy !req
107. Nothing, huh?Copy !req
108. Two hundred years with no contact.Copy !req
109. The terrible things this creature
must have been through.Copy !req
110. - What's he doing?Copy !req
111. Oh, no.Copy !req
112. Sir? Please stop.
You will injure yourself.Copy !req
113. Fuck you!Copy !req
114. We better tranq him again.Copy !req
115. - For his own safety.
- We'll try again tomorrow.Copy !req
116. There you are.Copy !req
117. Thought you might be up here.Copy !req
118. Made pie if you'd like a piece.Copy !req
119. I was there the first time that you tried
rhubarb pie and ice cream.Copy !req
120. You sure did like pie that day.Copy !req
121. You came here to talk to me
about what I said at the assembly.Copy !req
122. And why do you think that is?Copy !req
123. It upset people.Copy !req
124. You don't like it when people get upset.Copy !req
125. But you do?Copy !req
126. You're not the only one that feels
the absence of your father.Copy !req
127. People here are hurting.Copy !req
128. Disoriented.Copy !req
129. And with your sister gone,
you're the last standing MacLean.Copy !req
130. Your voice carries more weight
than you might realize.Copy !req
131. I hid.Copy !req
132. During the raid,
I got in a storage space and I hid.Copy !req
133. Does that make you angry?Copy !req
134. Why does it matter?Copy !req
135. Regular boys...Copy !req
136. can get angry
and they'll just pee on the wall.Copy !req
137. When clever boys like you are angry...Copy !req
138. Hmm.Copy !req
139. You're lucky not to have seen
where that can lead.Copy !req
140. Just tread lightly.Copy !req
141. That's all I ask.Copy !req
142. Mmm.Copy !req
143. Now you're getting it.Copy !req
144. How does that Golden Rule jibe with what's
going through your head right now?Copy !req
145. What are you?Copy !req
146. Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
You just give it a little time.Copy !req
147. Where you think you going?
You ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
148. There you are, you little killer.Copy !req
149. Aah!Copy !req
150. Now, that right there is the closest thing
we've had to an honest exchange so far.Copy !req
151. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
152. I thought I'd just stop by
and see how you're doing.Copy !req
153. - Not great, to be honest.
- Mm.Copy !req
154. First I lost Lucy, and then
I lost my job as the Gate-Keeper.Copy !req
155. - Right.
- How are you handling the, uh...Copy !req
156. death of the father
of your unborn baby?Copy !req
157. Same.Copy !req
158. I was actually just organizing
some of Bert's things, and,Copy !req
159. well, I thought maybe
you might want some of them?Copy !req
160. Oh.Copy !req
161. This is all that's left of him.Copy !req
162. He was a good man, Steph.Copy !req
163. You think so?Copy !req
164. Of course. I mean, what can you say?Copy !req
165. Well...Copy !req
166. He took great care of his shoes.Copy !req
167. You know, it was one
of the few things he truly loved.Copy !req
168. Get him talking about shoe maintenance,Copy !req
169. and...Copy !req
170. he'd just carry on
until everyone left the room.Copy !req
171. I loved him so much.Copy !req
172. And those monsters took him away from me.Copy !req
173. Awful.Copy !req
174. Hate those guys.Copy !req
175. It would mean a lot to me
if you took Bert's shoes.Copy !req
176. Wow.Copy !req
177. Thank you, Steph. I'll...Copy !req
178. - I'll try to wear them.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
179. And this...Copy !req
180. Oh, Bert.Copy !req
181. Bert... Bert.Copy !req
182. - Okay...
- Oh, Bert.Copy !req
183. Oh, Bert.Copy !req
184. Oh, Bert.Copy !req
185. Oh, Bert.Copy !req
186. Bert.Copy !req
187. Bert.Copy !req
188. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
189. Could you just keep it on while we...?Copy !req
190. Oh, yeah, of course, I'm sorry.Copy !req
191. - What was I thinking?Copy !req
192. Oh, Bert.Copy !req
193. - Yes, I am Bert.
- Yeah.Copy !req
194. Now, that is one wet lady.Copy !req
195. Oh. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
196. Transaction.Copy !req
197. Yes?Copy !req
198. Two-month supply of vials.Copy !req
199. Exchange one female.
Mint condition.Copy !req
200. Near mint condition.Copy !req
201. Condition grading requires
physical evaluation.Copy !req
202. Please send her in.Copy !req
203. What's in there?Copy !req
204. You're about to find out.Copy !req
205. You're selling me?Copy !req
206. You got problems
out here, too, sweetheart.Copy !req
207. Best you try your luck behind that door.Copy !req
208. Go on.Copy !req
209. Welcome.Copy !req
210. - What the fudge?
- Fudge? There's no fudge here.Copy !req
211. Only a General Atomics International
Mark 4.Copy !req
212. That's what I am.
You seem to be a woman.Copy !req
213. Please, sir, my name is Lucy MacLean.Copy !req
214. My dad's been taken
and I-I-I've been kidnapped.Copy !req
215. He's right outside—Copy !req
216. I say, you've lost a finger.Copy !req
217. Ah, that won't do at all.Copy !req
218. Let's get you taken care of.
Follow me.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. Apologies for the mess.Copy !req
221. Time flies by lately.Copy !req
222. Especially since my temporal sensors
went out in the Great War.Copy !req
223. That must have been a week ago, at least.Copy !req
224. Would you mind taking a seat
on that gurney in front of you?Copy !req
225. Now, what have we here?Copy !req
226. Too fat, too withered.Copy !req
227. Ah, this one'll do it.Copy !req
228. Eh, you're lucky
I don't have to use a thumb.Copy !req
229. Our finger inventory's in a sorry state.Copy !req
230. Now, if you give me your hand...Copy !req
231. Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.Copy !req
232. Thank you.Copy !req
233. - I say.
- I really do appreciate this.Copy !req
234. But listen, a big fish ate my head,
and I need my head to get back to my dad—Copy !req
235. There now.Copy !req
236. That's much better, isn't it?Copy !req
237. - Thank you, that...
- Not a problem.Copy !req
238. That feels really, really nice.Copy !req
239. Now, would you prefer a dressing
of high-quality synthetic fibers,Copy !req
240. classic cotton,
or a comforting synthetic-cotton blend?Copy !req
241. You have... real cotton?Copy !req
242. Of course. Don't you?Copy !req
243. Thank you.Copy !req
244. You know, that...
that creature that brought me here, he...Copy !req
245. You seem unhappy.Copy !req
246. - He did not treat me very courteously.
- Really?Copy !req
247. When I pointed out that he wasn't
following the Golden Rule,Copy !req
248. he put a leash around my neck
and he made me drink from puddle waterCopy !req
249. that I'm pretty sure was just
some kind of animal pee.Copy !req
250. Well, that is interesting.Copy !req
251. - And I thought I was here
to be a sex slave.
- What?Copy !req
252. No! What a disgusting idea.Copy !req
253. I'm simply going to harvest your organs.Copy !req
254. Huh?Copy !req
255. Dessert tray incoming.Copy !req
256. Hey, hey.Copy !req
257. You gonna take that from her?Copy !req
258. You gonna take that?Copy !req
259. Hey, Norm.Copy !req
260. Veronica.Copy !req
261. Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?Copy !req
262. Those are my orders.Copy !req
263. I wonder what your dad
would say about this.Copy !req
264. He'd be handing them the cake himself.Copy !req
265. Yeah. He was a saint.Copy !req
266. Do you want it?Copy !req
267. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
268. Nobody's gonna know.Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. I'm gonna put this in my fridge.Copy !req
271. What are you looking at?Copy !req
272. A murderer in a cageCopy !req
273. paying the price for what you did to us.Copy !req
274. For what you did
to the innocent people in Vault 32.Copy !req
275. I don't know what the people
in Vault 32 were up to.Copy !req
276. But it was anything but innocent.Copy !req
277. 31 and 32.Copy !req
278. Norm. Hi.Copy !req
279. Feel like getting out of the house?Copy !req
280. Yes.Copy !req
281. Maybe he was messing with me,Copy !req
282. but one of the raiders told me
there was something up in 32.Copy !req
283. Uh-huh.Copy !req
284. Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.Copy !req
285. Then why'd you come?Copy !req
286. To be honest, I don't know.Copy !req
287. You don't think it's because
you're still in love with my sisterCopy !req
288. and being around me reminds you of her?Copy !req
289. Hmm.Copy !req
290. This is so wrong.Copy !req
291. Come on.Copy !req
292. You have to see this.Copy !req
293. Wrong, wrong, wrong.Copy !req
294. You see?Copy !req
295. Whatever happened here
happened a long time ago.Copy !req
296. The last bio-signal detected
was two years ago.Copy !req
297. This rodent colony
is called a mouse utopia.Copy !req
298. Inside, the mice enjoy all the amenities—Copy !req
299. all the food they can eat,
all the padding they can sleep on—Copy !req
300. but eventually overpopulation occurs.Copy !req
301. The mice fight for the once bountiful
food, the once endless space.Copy !req
302. They eat each other
in their desperation to survive.Copy !req
303. So, if they were already dead
when the raiders got here,Copy !req
304. who killed them?Copy !req
305. I mean, it looks like they strangled
each other with their hands.Copy !req
306. It just doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
307. Lucy.Copy !req
308. Lucy, sweetie,Copy !req
309. what are you doing out here?Copy !req
310. My name is Martha.Copy !req
311. Martha. My name is Martha. Martha.Copy !req
312. My name is Martha.Copy !req
313. Martha.Copy !req
314. Pardon the interruption.Copy !req
315. Our latest arrival has arrived.Copy !req
316. Oh, shit.Copy !req
317. What are they asking, Snip Snip?Copy !req
318. Sixty vials.Copy !req
319. We can do 60.Copy !req
320. - Fantastic.
- Oh, do her nowCopy !req
321. so she's ready for the next pickup.Copy !req
322. Excellent idea as always, sir.Copy !req
323. Thanks, Snip Snip.Copy !req
324. Do excuse me.Copy !req
325. Nice robot.Copy !req
326. Where are you from again?Copy !req
327. Never been there myself.
Hope to go there someday soon.Copy !req
328. Here we are.
Let's get on with it, shall we?Copy !req
329. We don't want to keep
your associate waiting.Copy !req
330. Sir, you can't do this.Copy !req
331. Please, I need my organs.Copy !req
332. Now, don't be afraid.Copy !req
333. A little snip-snip
and it will all be over.Copy !req
334. Hold still now.Copy !req
335. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
336. Excuse me.Copy !req
337. There's no fudge here.Copy !req
338. I am ever-ready to serve...Copy !req
339. to serve... to serve.Copy !req
340. Hands up.Copy !req
341. Do as I say,
and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.Copy !req
342. Calling all cars.Copy !req
343. It's a fucking robot.Copy !req
344. Yeah, you might as well be holding
an air conditioner hostage.Copy !req
345. Well, an air conditioner
sounds nice, though.Copy !req
346. Yeah, an air conditioner
would be a big deal.Copy !req
347. But you know what I mean.Copy !req
348. Totally. The question was,Copy !req
349. does she know what you mean?Copy !req
350. Yeah. I think I do.Copy !req
351. That's why I put
Abraxo Draining Fluid in his syringes.Copy !req
352. Snip Snip, tell them what Abraxo does
to the human body.Copy !req
353. If you've got a c-c-clog
that's full of muck,Copy !req
354. trust Abraxo Draining Fluid
t-t-to get it unstuck.Copy !req
355. It's v-v-very poisonous.Copy !req
356. Okay, you can walk out of here.Copy !req
357. Not just me.Copy !req
358. Them, too.Copy !req
359. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
360. I said all of them.Copy !req
361. Lady, those-those ones,
you don't understand—Copy !req
362. Whoa.Copy !req
363. Don't be scared.Copy !req
364. You're free. Go.Copy !req
365. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
366. Hello there.Copy !req
367. Goodbye.Copy !req
368. Martha. My name is Martha.Copy !req
369. Martha. My name is Martha.Copy !req
370. That's right. Your name is Martha.Copy !req
371. No. No.Copy !req
372. Martha. My name is Martha.Copy !req
373. Please, please.Copy !req
374. Come on, I know there's someone
in there. Talk to me.Copy !req
375. Please!Copy !req
376. Pardon me, madam.Copy !req
377. Could I help you have a better day?Copy !req
378. No, thank you.Copy !req
379. Oh, geez.Copy !req
380. Okay.Copy !req
381. I think it's safe to say
they went bananas.Copy !req
382. This still doesn't explain
how the raiders got in.Copy !req
383. These people were crazy.Copy !req
384. If there were any survivors down here,Copy !req
385. they probably opened the door
and welcomed the raiders right in.Copy !req
386. It says it was opened from the outside.Copy !req
387. No.Copy !req
388. They'd need a Pip-Boy to open the door.Copy !req
389. They had one.Copy !req
390. Whose?Copy !req
391. My mom's.Copy !req
392. You don't get these,
you turn into one of those?Copy !req
393. That how it works?Copy !req
394. I may end up looking like you...Copy !req
395. but I'll never be like you.Copy !req
396. Golden Rule, motherfucker.Copy !req
397. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
398. Whoo!Copy !req
399. Ah. I'd love to share
some of this with y'all, but...Copy !req
400. y'all weren't invited to this party.Copy !req
401. There's an old Mexican eulogy,
"Feo, fuerte y formal."Copy !req
402. Means he was ugly, strong,Copy !req
403. and had dignity.Copy !req
404. - Well, Joey...Copy !req
405. I'll give you
two out of three on that front.Copy !req
406. I hope you like the taste of lead,
you commie son of a bitch.Copy !req
407. Yee-haw!Copy !req