1. I know
we're all hurting right now.Copy !req
2. But our priority has to be to maintainCopy !req
3. the security of this Vault.Copy !req
4. They don't want to find Dad.Copy !req
5. If they did,
they wouldn't get to be in charge.Copy !req
6. I'm bringing him home.Copy !req
7. Hit him again!Copy !req
8. Oh! Shoot it!Copy !req
9. You stupid motherfucker,
you know this is all your fault.Copy !req
10. They'll kill you for this.Copy !req
11. Not if I bring back the target.Copy !req
12. You can change the futureCopy !req
13. if you can bring me to Moldaver.Copy !req
14. Just my head.Copy !req
15. You are a vault dweller,Copy !req
16. but if you're going to survive,Copy !req
17. you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.Copy !req
18. Question is,Copy !req
19. will you still want the same things...Copy !req
20. when you have become
a different animal altogether?Copy !req
21. Please, sir.Copy !req
22. Please, sir, please.Copy !req
23. There's an old Mexican eulogy.Copy !req
24. Feo fuerte y formal.Copy !req
25. Means he was ugly, strong,Copy !req
26. and had dignity.Copy !req
27. Well, Joey,Copy !req
28. I'll give you
two out of three on that front.Copy !req
29. Do I really have to kill him?Copy !req
30. Cut.Copy !req
31. Emil, can you come over here?
I got to talk to you for a second.Copy !req
32. Yeah, here you go.Copy !req
33. That was a hell of a day, Jorge.
That was a great scene.Copy !req
34. Listen, I got to talk to you
about these, these new pages, you know?Copy !req
35. I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right?Copy !req
36. Well, why can't I just arrest the guy
like I normally do?Copy !req
37. - That's what I do. All right.
- The au... the audience, Coop, yeah?Copy !req
38. They already know you're a good man.Copy !req
39. They want to see that even a good manCopy !req
40. - as yourself can be driven
too far sometimes.
- Yeah, I understand that.Copy !req
41. But that's not really my thing,
you know, Emil, that's not what I do.Copy !req
42. I mean, is Bob,
is Bob around here anywhere?Copy !req
43. - Bob's been fired, Coop.
- What?Copy !req
44. Studio fired him.Copy !req
45. Why?Copy !req
46. See, turns out...Copy !req
47. Bob's a bit of a communist.Copy !req
48. - A communist? Cadillac Bob?
- Yeah.Copy !req
49. Cadillac Bob! The very one.Copy !req
50. - Well, what a shame,
he was such a great writer.
- Terrible shame.Copy !req
51. One of the best, but he had to go.Copy !req
52. Which is why this movie is so important.Copy !req
53. - Right.
- You see, it's a new kind of western.Copy !req
54. The power of the individual
when the chips are down.Copy !req
55. The new America,
it's why I'm telling you, so...Copy !req
56. that's why it'd be
really great if you could just...Copy !req
57. shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?Copy !req
58. - Please. 'Cause out here...
- Right.Copy !req
59. it's just you, your gun,
and your personal code bringing orderCopy !req
60. - to the Wild Wild West!
- Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh,Copy !req
61. let's pick this up after lunch, all right?Copy !req
62. You gonna save any of
that grape taffy for the rest of us?Copy !req
63. It's not grape. It's lavender.Copy !req
64. Well, if you like the taste of lavender,Copy !req
65. why not just drink a bottle of perfume?Copy !req
66. You know, a lot of people like
to write it off as some old lady flavor,Copy !req
67. but it's subtle.Copy !req
68. Flirtatious.Copy !req
69. Tastes like someone touching you
for the first time.Copy !req
70. Well, may I?Copy !req
71. Mm.Copy !req
72. - Um, that's the worst thing...Copy !req
73. I've ever put in my mouth.Copy !req
74. - That's horrible.
- Taffy?Copy !req
75. Um, you got to ask your mother.Copy !req
76. - Please, Mommy?
- Sure, sweetheart.Copy !req
77. Oh, wow.Copy !req
78. Unbelievable. Hey.Copy !req
79. Mm.Copy !req
80. Oh, sorry, makeup.Copy !req
81. Sorry, lipstick.Copy !req
82. I'll take it.Copy !req
83. - Okay, we should get going.
- All right.Copy !req
84. Photographer's ready and waiting.Copy !req
85. Okay, what is this?Copy !req
86. A bit of a costume change
for you, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
87. Ah, okay.Copy !req
88. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
89. They even made it in your color.Copy !req
90. Let's see if it fits.Copy !req
91. Okay, Janey.Copy !req
92. Let's go.Copy !req
93. Come on, here. Come here.Copy !req
94. Come on, let's go find the rest of him.Copy !req
95. All right.Copy !req
96. What is so special about you?Copy !req
97. Ow!Copy !req
98. Ow!Copy !req
99. Okay, okay.Copy !req
100. Keep your secrets, sir.Copy !req
101. Just in case.Copy !req
102. To keep you extra safe.Copy !req
103. Hmm.Copy !req
104. Huh.Copy !req
105. There.Copy !req
106. Snug as a bug.Copy !req
107. Boy, that knight
really was something, huh?Copy !req
108. I wonder who he was?Copy !req
109. Knight Titus.Copy !req
110. Knight Titus.Copy !req
111. Knight Titus!Copy !req
112. This is Knight Titus.Copy !req
113. Over.Copy !req
114. This is Petty Officer Shortsight.Copy !req
115. You missed your check-in.Copy !req
116. We were attacked, uh,Copy !req
117. by an abomination.Copy !req
118. My squire, he fell in battle.Copy !req
119. He died with honor.Copy !req
120. And glory.Copy !req
121. Copy that. We'll get you
a replacement squire right away.Copy !req
122. No! No, I'm okay.Copy !req
123. - All good here.
- It's not a problem.Copy !req
124. We got plenty of squires.Copy !req
125. No.Copy !req
126. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
127. I'll be right back.Copy !req
128. I can fix it.Copy !req
129. Cost you five caps.Copy !req
130. Uh, could you do it for four?Copy !req
131. No.Copy !req
132. It's extra if you do it fast.Copy !req
133. Thanks.Copy !req
134. Fack!Copy !req
135. Step away from the armor.Copy !req
136. Kick the shit out of him.Copy !req
137. Finders keepers.Copy !req
138. Milord.Copy !req
139. Let's get her open... Open it, open it!Copy !req
140. What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?Copy !req
141. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.Copy !req
142. Ah-ha! Fuck with me now!Copy !req
143. Whoo! My fuckin' armor!Copy !req
144. Fuck him up. Fuck him up.Copy !req
145. No! No, no, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
146. No cause
for alarm, citizens.Copy !req
147. This is a Brotherhood delivery.Copy !req
148. No cause for alarm, citizens...Copy !req
149. Knight Titus.Copy !req
150. I am Thaddeus.Copy !req
151. And I am honored to be in your charge.Copy !req
152. I vow to protect and serve you
however you deem fit.Copy !req
153. My Lord,Copy !req
154. have I said something wrong?Copy !req
155. I do not know what I have done to offend,Copy !req
156. but I beg for mercy!Copy !req
157. Please. Please.Copy !req
158. Please, please...Copy !req
159. Knight Titus!Copy !req
160. Please! I-I'll do anything!Copy !req
161. Arise, my squire.Copy !req
162. And clean this.Copy !req
163. Of course, Knight Titus.Copy !req
164. I also bring new orders
from the Elder Cleric.Copy !req
165. Uh, which I humbly relay.Copy !req
166. Mm.Copy !req
167. We're not the only ones in search
of this remnant from the old world.Copy !req
168. The Elder Cleric saysCopy !req
169. whoever gets the targetCopy !req
170. will control the Wasteland.Copy !req
171. And, uh...Copy !req
172. we are to kill whomever stands in our way.Copy !req
173. Understood.Copy !req
174. You like grass?Copy !req
175. Hi.Copy !req
176. Huh.Copy !req
177. Hello again.Copy !req
178. Where is it?Copy !req
179. - The head.Copy !req
180. No.Copy !req
181. Okay, okay, I-I don't knowCopy !req
182. where it is, okay? I lost it.Copy !req
183. I lost it.Copy !req
184. Huh.Copy !req
185. Huh.Copy !req
186. A Gulper got it, huh?Copy !req
187. You okay?Copy !req
188. Yeah. I'm being reassigned.Copy !req
189. The whole "opening the Vault door
for Lucy" thingCopy !req
190. didn't sit too well
with the Council, so...Copy !req
191. I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.Copy !req
192. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
193. I'm just not really sure
who I even am anymore.Copy !req
194. Sorry, I...Copy !req
195. Mm.Copy !req
196. Norman, you're next.Copy !req
197. You know why you're in here?Copy !req
198. 'Cause I helped my sister
escape the Vault.Copy !req
199. Escape? You and Chet put your sister
in incredible dangerCopy !req
200. by helping her out that Vault door.Copy !req
201. - The rad levels up there alone—
- Worse,Copy !req
202. you could've gotten us all killed.Copy !req
203. What do you think started all this?Copy !req
204. These Vaults are impenetrable.Copy !req
205. Meaning those raiders
could only have gotten into Vault 32Copy !req
206. because some bonehead
opened the door to the surface.Copy !req
207. A single bad decision
that put everyone at risk.Copy !req
208. Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.Copy !req
209. I've telegrammed with the Overseer
at Vault 31.Copy !req
210. Thank goodness they're unscathed.Copy !req
211. But you could've destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.Copy !req
212. It was Lucy's idea.Copy !req
213. And you didn't think
to at least try and stop her?Copy !req
214. No.Copy !req
215. What are we gonna do with you?Copy !req
216. Punish me with a demotion, I guess.Copy !req
217. You've worked janitorial.
You've done kitchen duty.Copy !req
218. Are you aware that, at every job
you've been assigned to,Copy !req
219. your performance review has been
"lacks enthusiasm"?Copy !req
220. No, but that sounds accurate.Copy !req
221. You're currently working with ComputersCopy !req
222. and Information Maintenance.Copy !req
223. How do you like that?Copy !req
224. I lack enthusiasm.Copy !req
225. Uh-huh.Copy !req
226. It's a predicament, isn't it?Copy !req
227. How do you demote someone who equally
dislikes every job he's ever worked?Copy !req
228. I suppose it is.Copy !req
229. I'm just glad to hear that we punish
people down here for breaking the rules.Copy !req
230. Is that just for vault dwellers,
or for people who come down hereCopy !req
231. and murder vault dwellers?Copy !req
232. Now that I think of it,Copy !req
233. we've got a job for you after all.Copy !req
234. Rise and shine, everyone.Copy !req
235. Ooh.Copy !req
236. Your catered snackables
have arrived.Copy !req
237. Come on. Hurry up.
And you're welcome.Copy !req
238. - Okay.Copy !req
239. - There is a utensil—
I'm gonna eat
your fucking heart!Copy !req
240. Whoo!Copy !req
241. I don't see any apples, sir.Copy !req
242. Then climb higher.Copy !req
243. It-it might not be an apple tree.Copy !req
244. Also, it's uh...Copy !req
245. I think, uh, it's dead.Copy !req
246. Keep looking.Copy !req
247. On my honor, sir, I will find you—Copy !req
248. Fuck!Copy !req
249. - Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir.Copy !req
250. I know you wanted an apple.Copy !req
251. Uh, uh, I have some-some rations
if you're hungry.Copy !req
252. I'm not hungry anymore.Copy !req
253. Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want.Copy !req
254. Uh, you're the sir.Copy !req
255. I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go.Copy !req
256. Okay.Copy !req
257. Uh, if we find the target,Copy !req
258. we should repair your radioCopy !req
259. so we can ask the Brotherhood
to send reinforcements.Copy !req
260. I will retrieve it myself.Copy !req
261. Understood. Understood.Copy !req
262. I never doubted your ability to do so.Copy !req
263. The guy from the Enclave,
the guy everybody's looking for,Copy !req
264. you saw him?Copy !req
265. I did. He left with a girl.Copy !req
266. - A woman.
- How'd they get away?Copy !req
267. I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened.Copy !req
268. A ghoul? Huh.
Those things are scary as shit.Copy !req
269. I bet you just killed it on sight,
no questions asked.Copy !req
270. "Oh, you're a ghoul?Copy !req
271. - You're a dead ghoul."
- No.Copy !req
272. If we find the ghoul, we find the target.Copy !req
273. You left the ghoul alive?Copy !req
274. Great idea, sir.Copy !req
275. All wastelanders leave radiation trails.Copy !req
276. By allowing the ghoul to live,
you've made it possibleCopy !req
277. to trace the whereabouts of the...
of the target.Copy !req
278. Yes, right. I know that.Copy !req
279. I got a trail.Copy !req
280. Yeah. Well done, sir.Copy !req
281. This way. Glory awaits!Copy !req
282. Oh, yes.Copy !req
283. Think this was him?Copy !req
284. Hard to tell.Copy !req
285. Show me the illustration.Copy !req
286. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
287. Yeah, that-that's definitely him.Copy !req
288. Think we should, uh,
bring the body back with us?Copy !req
289. No.Copy !req
290. If they left the body,
it must be worthless.Copy !req
291. His head is what's valuable.
We need to find it.Copy !req
292. Oh, yeah, smart.Copy !req
293. Who do you think did this,
the girl or the ghoul?Copy !req
294. The ghoul. Definitely.Copy !req
295. Ghouls.Copy !req
296. One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate
every last one of those freaks.Copy !req
297. Stuff like this is never
gonna happen again.Copy !req
298. Okay, so I think that the ghoul probablyCopy !req
299. should be, I think, uh, well...Copy !req
300. Yeah, definitely this, um—Copy !req
301. Yeah, that way.
Definitely— definitely that way.Copy !req
302. There's tracks.Copy !req
303. Stop, please!Copy !req
304. My dad, he's an Overseer.Copy !req
305. He-he got taken by raiders,
and I need that head to get him back.Copy !req
306. If you help me find him,
he'll do whatever you want.Copy !req
307. Stop. Stop!Copy !req
308. Torture is wrong.Copy !req
309. You know, they used to do these thingsCopy !req
310. called "studies."Copy !req
311. Why, you couldn't open a newspaperCopy !req
312. without reading about
one study or another.Copy !req
313. - Anyway, this one particular study
came out,Copy !req
314. and it said that torturing a person
don't do shit.Copy !req
315. It made sense.Copy !req
316. I mean, a man hurts me,Copy !req
317. I wouldn't want to do him any favors.Copy !req
318. And yet the practice of torture
failed to vanish from this earth.Copy !req
319. In fact, as time marched on,Copy !req
320. I've personally noticed
a decided uptick...Copy !req
321. in the amount of torture
being doled out across the board.Copy !req
322. Sir, please, I need the head.Copy !req
323. It's the only way
I can get my father back.Copy !req
324. My point is...Copy !req
325. if you ask me, them studies,
they was right.Copy !req
326. Torturing a person don't do shit.Copy !req
327. Then why... why are you doing this?Copy !req
328. Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.Copy !req
329. I'm using you as bait.Copy !req
330. Nice.Copy !req
331. Ah.Copy !req
332. Motherfucker!Copy !req
333. Oh, I'm sorry, I should have
just let you use me as baitCopy !req
334. in a poison river?Copy !req
335. Fuck!Copy !req
336. You can't treat people like this.Copy !req
337. Yeah? Why's that?Copy !req
338. Because of the golden rule.Copy !req
339. "Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."Copy !req
340. Those Gulpers digest real slow.Copy !req
341. You got time.Copy !req
342. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
343. No. Stop.Copy !req
344. Where are we going?Copy !req
345. What about the head?Copy !req
346. I need the head to get my dad back.Copy !req
347. Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.Copy !req
348. Oh? What's that?Copy !req
349. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.Copy !req
350. - What about the dog?
- He ain't mine.Copy !req
351. Sorry, I've been derelict
in my duties here.Copy !req
352. What are you doing?Copy !req
353. Uh, just refilling your water bag
so you can stay hydrated.Copy !req
354. Right.Copy !req
355. Uh, it might be faster if you sit down.Copy !req
356. Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh?Copy !req
357. Being a knight.Copy !req
358. I've seen some things.Copy !req
359. I grew up working on a fly farm.Copy !req
360. I was a shitter, so they'd feed us,Copy !req
361. and then they'd feed our shit
to the flies.Copy !req
362. Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein.Copy !req
363. Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.Copy !req
364. So, your, uh, former squire,Copy !req
365. how did he die?Copy !req
366. You knew him?Copy !req
367. Yeah, I— I did.Copy !req
368. Say something about him.Copy !req
369. Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.Copy !req
370. Say something negative about him.Copy !req
371. Well, uh, he-he's dead.
I don't know, it feels weird.Copy !req
372. - An order, my squire.
- Okay.Copy !req
373. Uh, to be honest,Copy !req
374. me and the other guys used
to be pretty hard on him.Copy !req
375. Like, regularly beat the shit out of him.Copy !req
376. It wasn't personal, you know.Copy !req
377. It's just...Copy !req
378. well, you know, people at the base,Copy !req
379. they used to beat the shit out of me
all the time.Copy !req
380. This shipment of new recruits came in,
and, uh, one of them was Maximus.Copy !req
381. So I had this funny idea,Copy !req
382. what if we beat the shit
out of that guy instead?Copy !req
383. And it worked.Copy !req
384. Yeah, I was really popular. It was great.Copy !req
385. I just wish he'd lived long enough to find
someone else to beat up, you know?Copy !req
386. Only seems fair.Copy !req
387. I realize that, uh,
people die all the time.Copy !req
388. It's the law of the Wasteland,
so who cares, right?Copy !req
389. But still, uh, I feel bad.Copy !req
390. Don't feel bad.Copy !req
391. It's like you said,
it's the law of the Wasteland.Copy !req
392. Let's go. We're losing daylight.Copy !req
393. Yeah.Copy !req
394. Coming!Copy !req
395. We can judge a person,
and a society,Copy !req
396. by how they treat their enemy.Copy !req
397. And here we are
with 16 highly-violent individualsCopy !req
398. incarcerated in our temporarily
repurposed reading room.Copy !req
399. It's an ethical dilemma
like nothing we've dealt with before.Copy !req
400. Personally, I'd say
it's more of an ethical opportunityCopy !req
401. to demonstrate to the surface dwellers,
and to each other,Copy !req
402. what we mean when we say
we're going to build a better world.Copy !req
403. Thanks, Reg.
That is a positive spin to put on it.Copy !req
404. - It's not a positive spin for me.Copy !req
405. It's the goshdarn truth!Copy !req
406. Okay, well, uh, the fact remainsCopy !req
407. we need to decide
what to do with these prisoners.Copy !req
408. And that is a decision
that we need to make as a collective.Copy !req
409. In a manner befitting our shared values.Copy !req
410. - Yes.Copy !req
411. I think this conversation would benefit
from some actual ideas.Copy !req
412. Well, you know what?Copy !req
413. The young man
Woody interrogated this morning?Copy !req
414. He left an impression on me.Copy !req
415. That is the gentleman
who showed me his butthole.Copy !req
416. - Yes, but what I took from thatCopy !req
417. is a desire to communicate.Copy !req
418. To reach out
across the cultural divide.Copy !req
419. That's a spark we can work with...Copy !req
420. to create a great citizen.Copy !req
421. Given our recently dwindled numbers,Copy !req
422. the most ethical solution would be
to rehabilitate the prisonersCopy !req
423. and then integrate them
into our Vault Society.Copy !req
424. To be clear, this is not a process
that will happen overnight.Copy !req
425. Based on what I saw this morning,Copy !req
426. - it may take years.Copy !req
427. - But—
- But... there is nothingCopy !req
428. we can't do
when we set our minds to it!Copy !req
429. - Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
430. I can teach the raiders Shakespeare—
and when they're ready, Marlowe.Copy !req
431. I don't want to be insensitive,Copy !req
432. but I think Shakespeare might be
too advanced for these people.Copy !req
433. Look, I would like
to start with a moral framework.Copy !req
434. Kant, Mill and-and so on.Copy !req
435. I'd be happy to teach them
introductory calculus.Copy !req
436. Is there something
you'd like to say,Copy !req
437. Norm?Copy !req
438. I don't know. I don't think
it's our job to help these people.Copy !req
439. - They're murderers.
- They didn't know any better.Copy !req
440. And how could theyCopy !req
441. - without a formal education?
- Norm,Copy !req
442. buddy, the hard truth is,
we can't just let them go.Copy !req
443. Uh, it's just,Copy !req
444. they have intimate knowledge
of our Vault security.Copy !req
445. So what do you propose we do?Copy !req
446. We can do
what they would have done to us.Copy !req
447. - Wow.Copy !req
448. Geez Louise, Norm.Copy !req
449. Young Norm wasCopy !req
450. just expressing a feeling.Copy !req
451. I know. I've got anger. We all do.Copy !req
452. But I think you would agreeCopy !req
453. that murdering these prisoners of ours
is not under serious consideration.Copy !req
454. That's right.Copy !req
455. - Hear! Hear!Copy !req
456. I'm sorry. You're right.Copy !req
457. It was not my intention
to question your leadership, Overseer.Copy !req
458. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
459. All right. Sirs?Copy !req
460. Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I...Copy !req
461. may I speak with you for a moment, please?Copy !req
462. Uh, it's about the Water Chip.Copy !req
463. Go ahead.Copy !req
464. Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thingCopy !req
465. Overseer MacLean would have preferred
to discuss, uh, privately?Copy !req
466. Uh, before bringing it to the full group?Copy !req
467. - Well, he's not here now, is he?Copy !req
468. Let's hear it.Copy !req
469. Okay, well, uh...Copy !req
470. the Water Chip is destroyed.Copy !req
471. - The Vault only has enough water to keepCopy !req
472. our population alive for, uh, two months.Copy !req
473. And-and that's not accounting
for the prisoners, who—Copy !req
474. - Okay. That's fine, that's enough.
- Thanks, though.Copy !req
475. Uh...
Um...Copy !req
476. Okay.Copy !req
477. Uh... meeting adjourned.Copy !req
478. I was also gonna say
meeting adjourned, so...Copy !req
479. That went well.Copy !req
480. They killed my husband.Copy !req
481. You're right, you know.Copy !req
482. If your father were here, he...Copy !req
483. he'd do the right thing.Copy !req
484. Are you sure
about this?Copy !req
485. It says the ghoul is this way.Copy !req
486. - Wait a minute.
- What?Copy !req
487. Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh—Copy !req
488. What?
It just occurred to me.Copy !req
489. Uh, we're definitely picking up
an abomination of some kind or another.Copy !req
490. Just not sure...Copy !req
491. I'm not sure
we're tracking the right abomination.Copy !req
492. You idiot!
- It was my mistake.Copy !req
493. If you'll let me lead the charge,
I'll lead the charge.Copy !req
494. I am a Knight
of the Brotherhood of Steel.Copy !req
495. - Get back to shore.
- But sir—Copy !req
496. - Go!
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
497. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
498. - My lord!
- I've got you!Copy !req
499. Knight Titus!Copy !req
500. I'm going in!Copy !req
501. - I got you!Copy !req
502. Victoriam!Copy !req
503. Ah.Copy !req
504. - You saved me!
- Huh.Copy !req
505. You saved me first.Copy !req
506. Huh. Oh.Copy !req
507. Is that...?Copy !req
508. The head.Copy !req
509. The head?Copy !req
510. It's the head! Yes!Copy !req
511. - Yeah!Copy !req
512. Yeah!Copy !req
513. Sir.Copy !req
514. Sir, please. I need water.Copy !req
515. Please.Copy !req
516. Please!Copy !req
517. Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.Copy !req
518. Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.Copy !req
519. You'll see.Copy !req
520. Is that what happened to you?Copy !req
521. Radiation?Copy !req
522. Something like that.Copy !req
523. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
524. You ready to meet the suits?Copy !req
525. Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you.Copy !req
526. No promises, though.Copy !req
527. - All right.
Mr. Howard.Copy !req
528. - Hello. Hi.
- Great to meet you.Copy !req
529. Hey, nice to meet you.Copy !req
530. On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family,
we wanted to say how delighted we areCopy !req
531. that Barb could use her connections
to get to you.Copy !req
532. You know, I've never done
an advertisement before in my life.Copy !req
533. Hmm.Copy !req
534. But then again,
my wife has never asked me to, so...Copy !req
535. - Yeah.Copy !req
536. Okay. Uh, over here?Copy !req
537. Huh? Yeah. Um...Copy !req
538. - Ah.Copy !req
539. Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, thank you very much.Copy !req
540. Uh, this... Thank you.
Uh, this suit is tight.Copy !req
541. - This thing really block radiation?Copy !req
542. - Absolutely.
If I may say, I-I-I...Copy !req
543. - You all are doing, um, God's work here.Copy !req
544. And, uh, on behalf
of every decent American,Copy !req
545. I just want to say thank you.Copy !req
546. Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah.Copy !req
547. Well... Okay, here we go.Copy !req
548. Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh...Copy !req
549. What if I do... were to do,
like, a thumbs-up?Copy !req
550. Go for it, Coop.Copy !req
551. You called him Coop?Copy !req