1. May I?Copy !req
2. So good.Copy !req
3. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
4. Sit.Copy !req
5. Sit.Copy !req
6. Sit. Sit.Copy !req
7. Is that a good place for you?Copy !req
8. Aah!Copy !req
9. It's okay.Copy !req
10. Come.Copy !req
11. - What is that?Copy !req
12. Go, go, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
13. inside a kindling-cabin
for old Abe Lincoln.Copy !req
14. Before the war,Copy !req
15. people joked about cockroaches
surviving a nuclear blast.Copy !req
16. But they didn't merely survive.Copy !req
17. They improved.Copy !req
18. Enlarged thorax to ward off attack.Copy !req
19. Extended antennae
in order to hunt in packs.Copy !req
20. Incisors to help ingest larger prey.Copy !req
21. Such as yourself.Copy !req
22. You should know better
than to light a fire after dark.Copy !req
23. Sir, I'm looking for my father.Copy !req
24. He was, uh, kidnapped
by this woman named Moldaver.Copy !req
25. - Have you seen her?
- Listen,Copy !req
26. you need to go home, miss.Copy !req
27. Vault dwellers
are an endangered species here.Copy !req
28. You come from a world of rules, of laws.Copy !req
29. This place is indifferent to all of that.Copy !req
30. I do not think you would be willing to doCopy !req
31. what it takes to survive up here.Copy !req
32. I'm not going back without my dad.Copy !req
33. If you insist on staying,Copy !req
34. then you will have to adapt.Copy !req
35. Question is will you still
want the same things...Copy !req
36. when you have becomeCopy !req
37. a different animal altogether?Copy !req
38. Four, come.Copy !req
39. Who are you?Copy !req
40. My lord Titus.Copy !req
41. I see you went with the tempered lining.Copy !req
42. On the T-60.Copy !req
43. Does that-that help with mobility?Copy !req
44. Clean that.Copy !req
45. Set us down.Copy !req
46. I'm bored and I want to shoot something.Copy !req
47. No, my lord, we were assigned
to search a town called Filly.Copy !req
48. We're still miles from...Copy !req
49. Oh, God. Oh...Copy !req
50. Oh!Copy !req
51. Fuck.Copy !req
52. Look, my lord.Copy !req
53. They were here. A man.Copy !req
54. And a dog.Copy !req
55. The target.Copy !req
56. Yes, they were—Copy !req
57. Fuck.Copy !req
58. Go see if the target's in there.Copy !req
59. But-but, my l-my lord,
I-I don't have armor.Copy !req
60. You earn the suit through acts of bravery.Copy !req
61. This is an act of bravery.Copy !req
62. But-but my lord, I—Copy !req
63. An order, my squire.Copy !req
64. Move.Copy !req
65. See anything?Copy !req
66. What's the problem, dipshit?Copy !req
67. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
68. Oh, fuck. Bear!Copy !req
69. Holy shit.Copy !req
70. Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
71. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
72. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
73. Fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
74. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
75. No!Copy !req
76. Whoa! Help!Copy !req
77. Oh! Help!Copy !req
78. Help me!Copy !req
79. Oh! Shoot it!Copy !req
80. Shoot it!Copy !req
81. Shoot it!Copy !req
82. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
83. Help.Copy !req
84. Get this fucking thing off me.Copy !req
85. Help.Copy !req
86. Help me.Copy !req
87. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
88. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
89. Fuck. Fuck this sh...Copy !req
90. Fuck!Copy !req
91. Where were you?Copy !req
92. Huh?Copy !req
93. This fucking place.Copy !req
94. There's always somethingCopy !req
95. to ruin your fuckin' day.Copy !req
96. This wasteland fucking sucks.Copy !req
97. The clerics, too. With their bullshit.Copy !req
98. Sending me on stupid missionsCopy !req
99. for remnants that turn out to be...Copy !req
100. a fucking toaster oven.Copy !req
101. You know what you could do
with a fucking toaster oven?Copy !req
102. Do you have any idea?Copy !req
103. Get me a stimpak.Copy !req
104. What the fuck are you doing, man?Copy !req
105. Can you get me a fucking stimpakCopy !req
106. instead of just standing there?Copy !req
107. I'm asking you for a stimpakCopy !req
108. and you're looking at me...Copy !req
109. you're looking at me like
you don't know what the fuck to do.Copy !req
110. I got a two-tonCopy !req
111. irradiated bear on my back,Copy !req
112. and you're standing there...Copy !req
113. You stupid motherfucker,Copy !req
114. you know this is all your fault.Copy !req
115. You know what they do to squiresCopy !req
116. that don't do their fucking job?Copy !req
117. They string you up...Copy !req
118. Maximus, by your, uh, lungs,Copy !req
119. and they, uh, they hang you...Copy !req
120. and let the vultures come get you.Copy !req
121. That's what they're gonna do to you.Copy !req
122. You got to be
the worst fuckin' squire there is.Copy !req
123. This is all your fault.Copy !req
124. You dumb motherfucker, you.Copy !req
125. Get me a stimpak.Copy !req
126. Get me a stimpak!Copy !req
127. I can't breathe.Copy !req
128. It is a knight's dutyCopy !req
129. to better this fallen world.Copy !req
130. You don't deserve that armor.Copy !req
131. Oh, you think you do?Copy !req
132. You fuck.Copy !req
133. They'll kill you for this. You...Copy !req
134. Not if I bring back the target.Copy !req
135. You...Copy !req
136. Work, damn you!Copy !req
137. Hi, hello! Excuse me.Copy !req
138. Excuse me!Copy !req
139. Hi!Copy !req
140. May I approach?Copy !req
141. I ain't got weapons.Copy !req
142. - Oh...
- Or money.Copy !req
143. It's okay, I just want
to ask you for directions.Copy !req
144. Okay.Copy !req
145. Sorry.Copy !req
146. I'm-I'm a little lost.Copy !req
147. Hi.Copy !req
148. What's that you're working on?Copy !req
149. It's meant to be a water filter.Copy !req
150. No matter how much sand I put in it,
I just get more sand.Copy !req
151. Well, h... have you tried waterCopy !req
152. for the water filter?Copy !req
153. You got water?Copy !req
154. Oh, uh, would you like a sip?Copy !req
155. Here.Copy !req
156. - Uh... sorry. Uh, s-sir,Copy !req
157. I actually— I might—Copy !req
158. I need that.Copy !req
159. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
160. Thank you.Copy !req
161. Somebody hands you
a bottle of clean water, you drink it.Copy !req
162. Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.Copy !req
163. Much as you can, anyway.Copy !req
164. Right.Copy !req
165. Uh, you haven't happened to have seenCopy !req
166. a group pass by with a prisoner, did you?Copy !req
167. No.Copy !req
168. You headed to Filly?Copy !req
169. W-What's Filly?Copy !req
170. A town.Copy !req
171. It's over that hill.Copy !req
172. Never been, myself.Copy !req
173. You've never been over that hill?Copy !req
174. Nah. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
175. People get killed in Filly all the time.Copy !req
176. That's where my daddy got killed, anyway.Copy !req
177. Couple brothers, too.Copy !req
178. Had a aunt as well.Copy !req
179. She got killed there once.Copy !req
180. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
181. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
182. Sounds dangerous.Copy !req
183. Or you just stay here.Copy !req
184. Live with me.Copy !req
185. Could use a family.
It helps with all the work.Copy !req
186. Uh...Copy !req
187. I-I'm okay, but, uh,Copy !req
188. thank you so much for the advice.Copy !req
189. - I'm real sick. Think I'm dying.
- Oh...Copy !req
190. You wouldn't have to
put up with me for too long.Copy !req
191. This could all be yours!Copy !req
192. I'm okay.Copy !req
193. Uh, thank you.Copy !req
194. You're a good person
for not shooting me with that gun.Copy !req
195. Oh, it was really no problem.Copy !req
196. Bye!Copy !req
197. - Yes!
- ♪ It's a man...Copy !req
198. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
199. I was doing nothing wrong!Copy !req
200. - No!
That's right.Copy !req
201. No, stop hitting me!Copy !req
202. I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
203. You fucking hear me?Copy !req
204. Unhand me, you fascist! No!Copy !req
205. - I'm gonna fucking murder you.
- No!Copy !req
206. I'm gonna throttle your fuckin' ass!Copy !req
207. Unhand him.
- That's gonna be it.Copy !req
208. This is the end of your fuckin' days...Copy !req
209. - I said unhand him.Copy !req
210. Oh. Oh...Copy !req
211. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
212. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
213. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
214. How the tables turn!Copy !req
215. Thank you, Mr. Metal Man.Copy !req
216. Much obliged to you.Copy !req
217. And as for you, you stupid rube—Copy !req
218. not the first time I've been persecutedCopy !req
219. for my scientific curiosity.Copy !req
220. - Ah.Copy !req
221. Have a really bad day, sir. Toodles.Copy !req
222. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.Copy !req
223. You should be commended.Copy !req
224. Oh!Copy !req
225. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
226. Don't-don't murder me.Copy !req
227. It's just...Copy !req
228. The guy was fucking my chickens.Copy !req
229. Okay.Copy !req
230. On your way, citizen.Copy !req
231. Mm.Copy !req
232. Hello there.Copy !req
233. My name is—Copy !req
234. Everything you need
to get by in the Wasteland.Copy !req
235. We got genuine, undiluted...Copy !req
236. - Excuse me.
- This a good one, this a good one.Copy !req
237. - This'll keep 'em away.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
238. Dog meat!Copy !req
239. Fresh iguana.Copy !req
240. Can I interest you in some iguana?Copy !req
241. Oh, uh... I'm okay, thank you.Copy !req
242. Um, have you seen this man?Copy !req
243. Dog meat!Copy !req
244. Oh, uh, I'm okay, thank you.Copy !req
245. Goddamn maggot!Copy !req
246. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
247. Uh... hi there.Copy !req
248. I noticed that you have
an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment.Copy !req
249. Uh-huh.Copy !req
250. And, uh, well, because these itemsCopy !req
251. technically belong
to Vault-Tec...Copy !req
252. it would be safe to assume
that you do business with criminals.Copy !req
253. Not judging you.Copy !req
254. Don't imagine there's
that many other options up here.Copy !req
255. But I'm actually looking
for one criminal in particular.Copy !req
256. Holy shit.Copy !req
257. You're an actual vault dweller.Copy !req
258. I am.Copy !req
259. I thought all you sardine-fucking dipshits
were dead. Barv!Copy !req
260. - Get in here. You got to see this.
- Um,Copy !req
261. ma'am, the raider I'm looking for
is about five-foot-nine.Copy !req
262. Barv.Copy !req
263. - A woman in her 50s, I think.
- Barv!Copy !req
264. - Goes by the name of Moldaver.
- Barv, get in here. You—Copy !req
265. - Get back to your fucking room, Barv.
- Eh.Copy !req
266. I take it you know who she is.Copy !req
267. Everyone knows who Moldaver is.Copy !req
268. Get out of here, vault dweller.Copy !req
269. Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault,Copy !req
270. took my dad, and-and killed—Copy !req
271. And I'm telling you
you're gonna go through a whole lot worseCopy !req
272. if you stay around here. Trust me.Copy !req
273. I can tell by looking at you.Copy !req
274. Clean hair.Copy !req
275. Nice teeth. Mm.Copy !req
276. And all ten fingers.Copy !req
277. Must be nice.Copy !req
278. Well, I know that it can't have been easy
for you up here,Copy !req
279. what with all the murder and-and the dirt.Copy !req
280. But the mission of the vaults
should be important to everyone.Copy !req
281. And why is that?Copy !req
282. Well, uh...Copy !req
283. Well, you see, the idea is, um...Copy !req
284. that...Copy !req
285. we're going to...Copy !req
286. save America.Copy !req
287. Ah!Copy !req
288. And when exactly
were you planning on saving America?Copy !req
289. The vaults were nothing moreCopy !req
290. than a hole in the ground
for rich folks to hide inCopy !req
291. while the rest of the world burned.Copy !req
292. We vault dwellers recognize,Copy !req
293. uh, and are grateful for
the privileged position we were born into,Copy !req
294. - and—
- You know what folks up hereCopy !req
295. say about the vaults?Copy !req
296. What?Copy !req
297. Fuck the vaults.Copy !req
298. Mm-mm.Copy !req
299. Okay, well, uh...Copy !req
300. Thank you for your help, ma'am.Copy !req
301. Okay, you can go in. Go on.Copy !req
302. - Go.Copy !req
303. You again, miss.Copy !req
304. Really think you should go home.
You are not safe here.Copy !req
305. That's what people
keep telling me.Copy !req
306. No one understands my situation.Copy !req
307. You come from Vault 33.Copy !req
308. Your primary crop is corn.Copy !req
309. You have a Telesonic projector
in your farm.Copy !req
310. It loops images
of the Nebraskan countryside.Copy !req
311. You've been brought up in a meritocracy,Copy !req
312. where people pride themselves
on doing the right thing.Copy !req
313. I think I know enough to knowCopy !req
314. you need to go home.Copy !req
315. Who are you?Copy !req
316. - And how do you know so much—
Hey.Copy !req
317. You Wilzig?Copy !req
318. Let's get you inside.Copy !req
319. I told you to get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
320. Wilzig.Copy !req
321. Now, you wouldn't happen
to be a doctor, would you?Copy !req
322. 'Cause I happen to be looking for one.Copy !req
323. You know your kind ain't welcome here.Copy !req
324. Well, maybe not.Copy !req
325. But I'm gonna make myself welcome.Copy !req
326. Now, last night a bounty came in
through all six agencies.Copy !req
327. A hefty priceCopy !req
328. on the head of a man
that fits the descriptionCopy !req
329. of that fella right there.Copy !req
330. Now, I may not know much,Copy !req
331. but I do know a bidding war
when I see one.Copy !req
332. Maybe.Copy !req
333. But I've been paid a whole lot of capsCopy !req
334. to provide this man
safe transport out of Filly.Copy !req
335. Aah!Copy !req
336. Change of plans, I guess.Copy !req
337. I got a thousand bottle capsCopy !req
338. for whoever kills that fucker!Copy !req
339. But you don't get shit
if I kill him first.Copy !req
340. Damn, y'all done got me
working up a appetite.Copy !req
341. Well, I'd offer you one
of these cherry tomatoes,Copy !req
342. but you got a hole in your neck.Copy !req
343. Mm.Copy !req
344. Come on.Copy !req
345. Ow! Aah!Copy !req
346. For the tomatoes.Copy !req
347. - Wilzig.Copy !req
348. No! No, please.Copy !req
349. Wilzig.Copy !req
350. I'm going to have to ask you
to leave him alone.Copy !req
351. Now, I acknowledge that I'm unfamiliarCopy !req
352. with your circumstances.Copy !req
353. But, at first glance,
your treatment of this man appears unfair,Copy !req
354. and I'm obliged to intervene.Copy !req
355. Huh.Copy !req
356. Now, if your instinct is to harm me,Copy !req
357. as a person simply trying
to deescalate a conflict,Copy !req
358. then I'll have to assume,
of the two of you,Copy !req
359. you are likely the primary aggressor.Copy !req
360. In which case,Copy !req
361. I think everyone in this town would agree
that force is justified.Copy !req
362. Unless you willingly stand down now.Copy !req
363. Fucking vault dwellers. Geez.Copy !req
364. Huh.Copy !req
365. Well, now,
that is a very small dropCopy !req
366. in a very, very large bucket of drugs.Copy !req
367. She said
stand down, Ghoul.Copy !req
368. Knight Titus of the Brotherhood of Steel.
Stand downCopy !req
369. or be cut down.Copy !req
370. You got to be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
371. - Ah...Copy !req
372. Hi.Copy !req
373. Listen, that man is important.
I've been sent here to find him.Copy !req
374. Get him inside and keep him there
until I've dealt with the Ghoul.Copy !req
375. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
376. Yeah.Copy !req
377. Come on.Copy !req
378. Oh...Copy !req
379. Eh.Copy !req
380. Well, I'd say come up here and get me,
but it's hardCopy !req
381. to walk upstairs when you're wearing
a 12-piece cast-iron skillet set.Copy !req
382. Gonna need a new foot, Barv!Copy !req
383. Trying to eat my beans, but okay.Copy !req
384. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
385. God, God, God, God, God, God, God...Copy !req
386. I can still make this trip.Copy !req
387. You'll be lucky if you can make it
to fucking breakfast.Copy !req
388. The foot, Barv!Copy !req
389. I'm looking for the foot.Copy !req
390. We got a whole crate
under the box with the defibrillators.Copy !req
391. You keep moving things around
without telling me.Copy !req
392. I don't mean to interrupt, but...Copy !req
393. was that a knight?Copy !req
394. Barv!Copy !req
395. Wasn't under the defibrillators.
Just saying.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry for yelling.
Been shot in the leg.Copy !req
397. Aw, eh, you'd yell at me either way.Copy !req
398. Uh...Copy !req
399. Holy moly.Copy !req
400. She can take me.Copy !req
401. If you think this little thing
can haul yourCopy !req
402. limping ass across the Wasteland,Copy !req
403. you may not be as smart
as people say you are.Copy !req
404. Do you have anyone else
you can trust in this town?Copy !req
405. Shit.Copy !req
406. Hey, daddy's girl.Copy !req
407. I need you to take this man here
to my client.Copy !req
408. Oh, uh, thank you, uh, butCopy !req
409. I'm really only here to find my dad. Uh...Copy !req
410. Besides, no offense,
but you're in no condition to travel.Copy !req
411. My client goes by the name
of Lee Moldaver.Copy !req
412. Now, you ain't getting near MoldaverCopy !req
413. without something to bargain with,Copy !req
414. and delivering this guy right hereCopy !req
415. is your best option.Copy !req
416. Well, what does Moldaver
want with you? I mean,Copy !req
417. she steals dads!Copy !req
418. Do you want your dad back or not, kid?Copy !req
419. - Uh...
- Huh?Copy !req
420. I...Copy !req
421. Gosh damn it, okay! Uh...Copy !req
422. Now, here. This is whereCopy !req
423. you're gonna find Moldaver.Copy !req
424. She and her kind
hole up across the Shithole.Copy !req
425. What's the Shithole?Copy !req
426. Uh, well, just-just
get to the coordinates.Copy !req
427. You know, rads move pretty quick
in and out through there,Copy !req
428. so you're gonna need to move fast
if you want to keep your skins.Copy !req
429. All right. I can do this.Copy !req
430. Yes. You can do this, sure, you can.
You areCopy !req
431. - a vault dweller, true to your word.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
432. This really...Copy !req
433. this could...Copy !req
434. may-maybe work.Copy !req
435. You really mean that?Copy !req
436. Go.Copy !req
437. Go! Get out the back. Hurry!Copy !req
438. Oh!Copy !req
439. Goddamn, that hurt.Copy !req
440. Oh, shit. Uh...Copy !req
441. Well, I guess basic training
ain't what it used to be.Copy !req
442. 'Cause you drive that thing
like a fucking shopping cart.Copy !req
443. Rule number one:Copy !req
444. read the manual.Copy !req
445. Whoa, whoa...Copy !req
446. No, no, no!Copy !req
447. Oh, no!Copy !req
448. Aah!Copy !req
449. Serums to energize.Copy !req
450. Serums to invigorate.Copy !req
451. Serums to heal your feet.Copy !req
452. - Serums for pain.Copy !req
453. Foot-healing serums!Copy !req
454. Serums that will make you grow
an entire new foot.Copy !req
455. Maybe.Copy !req
456. Huh.Copy !req
457. This will have to do.Copy !req
458. It says here we have about 20 milesCopy !req
459. left to go. How's your new...? Oh.Copy !req
460. - Oh, golly.Copy !req
461. Holy moly.Copy !req
462. I'm not going to make it.Copy !req
463. Listen, I don't know who you areCopy !req
464. or how you know the things that you do,Copy !req
465. but you are going to get across
that wasteland.Copy !req
466. And we're gonna do it together.Copy !req
467. Okay?Copy !req
468. That's a promise.Copy !req
469. No, you see,
I've just taken a cyanide pill.Copy !req
470. What?Copy !req
471. Vault-Tec Plan D.Copy !req
472. It was the most humane product
that Vault-Tec ever made.Copy !req
473. It was quick, painless.Copy !req
474. T-Tasted like banana. I...Copy !req
475. I was surprised it wasn't more popular.Copy !req
476. People are going to come after you.Copy !req
477. You'll need to move quickly.Copy !req
478. You can change the futureCopy !req
479. if you can bring me to Moldaver.Copy !req
480. But how am I gonna bring you if you're...Copy !req
481. No, not-not my whole body.Copy !req
482. Just my head.Copy !req
483. - Here.
- Pardon?Copy !req
484. I took the pillCopy !req
485. so that it would be less taxing
for you to go through with it.Copy !req
486. It'll be easier if you carry my headCopy !req
487. instead of dragging my whole body.Copy !req
488. You...Copy !req
489. You're asking me to... just...Copy !req
490. Please. I'm begging you.Copy !req
491. And this is the only way
to get your dad back.Copy !req
492. I knew I could trust you.Copy !req
493. You are a vault dweller.Copy !req
494. But if you're going to survive up here...Copy !req
495. you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.Copy !req
496. Okay... Ms. MacLean?Copy !req
497. How do you know my name?Copy !req
498. Sir?Copy !req
499. Sir...Copy !req
500. Okey dokey.Copy !req