1. negotiations
were scheduled to continue todayCopy !req
2. as the White House had no comment
about the President's whereabouts.Copy !req
3. Ready to be of service, madam.Copy !req
4. between
America and her adversariesCopy !req
5. crumbled this morning
in Anchorage, Alaska.Copy !req
6. The specter of nuclear war
facing this nationCopy !req
7. for ten long years is final...Copy !req
8. It's a party, let's just...
focus on the party.Copy !req
9. All right, birthday boy.Copy !req
10. Let's get a photo of you
up here on Sugarfoot.Copy !req
11. Why the hell is Cooper Howard
working kids' birthday parties?Copy !req
12. - What else? Alimony.Copy !req
13. What'd they say, Dad?Copy !req
14. That I'm lucky to have
such a good helper like you.Copy !req
15. All right, you ready?Copy !req
16. - It's good.
- All right.Copy !req
17. Good. Here we go, bud.Copy !req
18. Hey, honey. Honey.Copy !req
19. Get with Cooper. Let's get a picture.Copy !req
20. - Uh, you bet. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
21. All right.Copy !req
22. Aw, Coop, Coop, Coop.
Do your thumbs-up.Copy !req
23. Yeah, you know,
given the state of everything,Copy !req
24. I'd prefer not to, if that's all right.Copy !req
25. Why not?Copy !req
26. It's what you're famous for.Copy !req
27. - Yeah.
- Drop it, Bob.Copy !req
28. We gotta... we got to get
this rodeo on the road.Copy !req
29. I can't thank you enough, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
30. Pleasure's all mine, ma'am.Copy !req
31. I hope your son had a lovely birthday.Copy !req
32. - Perfect.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. Who's ready for cake?Copy !req
34. Me!
All right. You ready, Janey?Copy !req
35. Come on.Copy !req
36. There you go.Copy !req
37. - Pinko.
- Yep.Copy !req
38. He still took my money.Copy !req
39. that Los Angeles sunshine
coming through.Copy !req
40. Hal, I can't...
I'm sorry, I can't do this.Copy !req
41. I can't do the weather
if I don't even know if there'sCopy !req
42. - gonna be a next week.
- Only thinking happy thoughts today.Copy !req
43. Sugar Bombs presents
Grognak the BarbarianCopy !req
44. - and the Ruby Ruins.Copy !req
45. All right.Copy !req
46. I think that's everything.Copy !req
47. Why wouldn't you do it?Copy !req
48. The thumbs-up.Copy !req
49. Oh, it's, uh...Copy !req
50. That's grown-up stuff.Copy !req
51. Well, back when I was in the Marines,Copy !req
52. they taught us that
if they ever drop a really big bomb,Copy !req
53. told us to hold up your thumb
just like this.Copy !req
54. And if the cloud is smaller
than your thumb,Copy !req
55. well, you run for the hills.Copy !req
56. And if it's bigger than your thumb?Copy !req
57. They told us not to bother running.Copy !req
58. Do you think it's gonna happen?Copy !req
59. I certainly hope not.Copy !req
60. But us cowpokes,
we take it as it comes, right?Copy !req
61. Can I have a slice, Dad?Copy !req
62. You know what? Let me seeCopy !req
63. if I can't rustle you up a piece.Copy !req
64. All right,
one piece of cake coming upCopy !req
65. for my favorite cowgirl.Copy !req
66. Is it your thumb or mine?Copy !req
67. That's smoke, Janey. It's just a fire.Copy !req
68. Let us in with you.Copy !req
69. No room. Back off.Copy !req
70. My name is Lucy MacLean,Copy !req
71. and I'm an active contributor
to the wellbeing of my community.Copy !req
72. Repair Skills.Copy !req
73. I enjoy participating
in the Young Pipefitter's Association,Copy !req
74. which keeps me active.Copy !req
75. Science Skills.Copy !req
76. Obviously, mine are nothing
compared to my dad's,Copy !req
77. but I always relish a challenge.Copy !req
78. Speech Skills.Copy !req
79. My primary passion is
teaching American History,Copy !req
80. with a focus on ethics.Copy !req
81. I also participate in Gymnastics Club,Copy !req
82. Fencing Team C...Copy !req
83. Intermediate Phys Ed...Copy !req
84. and I dabble in Riflery.Copy !req
85. Though I'm not very good.Copy !req
86. In my personal time,Copy !req
87. I enjoy taking walksCopy !req
88. and watching movies with my dad,Copy !req
89. gardening— also with my dad—Copy !req
90. and participating in my family book club.Copy !req
91. We're still trying
to get my brother on board.Copy !req
92. He'll come around when he's ready.Copy !req
93. My reproductive organs are intact,Copy !req
94. my hygiene well-maintained,Copy !req
95. and yet I have been unable toCopy !req
96. find a suitable marriage partner.Copy !req
97. At least, one I'm not related to.Copy !req
98. And we have rules about that for a reason.Copy !req
99. So, it is with sound mind and bodyCopy !req
100. that I hereby submit
my application to the councilCopy !req
101. to participate in
the Triennial Trade with Vault 32.Copy !req
102. Norman.Copy !req
103. Hmm.Copy !req
104. Feels a little tight.Copy !req
105. Won't be for long.Copy !req
106. On my wedding night, that dress got off
almost as fast as Burt did.Copy !req
107. Huh.Copy !req
108. Oh, gosh. After ten years of cousin stuff,Copy !req
109. I'm definitely excited
for the real thing.Copy !req
110. Oh, Lucy.Copy !req
111. I am just excited for us
to raise our kids together.Copy !req
112. Dad.Copy !req
113. - My little Sugarbomb.
- Oh.Copy !req
114. Oh.Copy !req
115. Gosh, you look just like your mother.Copy !req
116. Yeah. I wish she was here.Copy !req
117. Me, too.Copy !req
118. Were you scared?Copy !req
119. - When you married Mom?
- Me?Copy !req
120. Terrified.Copy !req
121. Well, I'd never stepped foot
outside Vault 31.Copy !req
122. When did it go away?Copy !req
123. The moment I met your mother.Copy !req
124. From that moment on, Vault 31
was a distant memory to me.Copy !req
125. Overseer, it's time.Copy !req
126. Must be nerve-racking.Copy !req
127. Your husband could be anybody.Copy !req
128. I'm aware.Copy !req
129. - And as for his looks?
- Who knows?Copy !req
130. Big butt? No butt?Copy !req
131. But, of course,Copy !req
132. it's just superficial concerns.
It's what's on the inside that counts.Copy !req
133. That's right.Copy !req
134. And in that respect,
he could be a cannibal, or just likeCopy !req
135. crammed full of tumors.Copy !req
136. - Norman.Copy !req
137. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
138. Gate-Keeper.Copy !req
139. - Chet.
- Honestly...Copy !req
140. textbook tumbler jam.Copy !req
141. It's gonna take some time to fix.Copy !req
142. Probably best
if we reschedule with the 32sCopy !req
143. - until maintenance and I can...
- Chet.Copy !req
144. What's going on?Copy !req
145. Lucy, I love you.Copy !req
146. We all know that, Chet.Copy !req
147. Messing around with your cousin,Copy !req
148. it's all well and good for kids,
but it's not a sustainable,Copy !req
149. long-term sexual practice, you know?Copy !req
150. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
151. Welcome, neighbors from Vault 32.Copy !req
152. I am Hank MacLean,Copy !req
153. overseer of Vault 33.Copy !req
154. Lee Moldaver, overseer of 32.Copy !req
155. Thank you for your hospitality.Copy !req
156. Oh, we were sorry to hear
of Overseer Jackson's passingCopy !req
157. in your telegrams.Copy !req
158. When blight hit our wheat,Copy !req
159. we lost a lot of good people,
but this tradeCopy !req
160. will help us get back on our feet.Copy !req
161. Yes, well, as arranged,
we offer you seed and partsCopy !req
162. - for machinery.
- In exchange, we offer you a breeder.Copy !req
163. So...Copy !req
164. who am I marrying?Copy !req
165. I'm Lucy.Copy !req
166. Do you have a name?Copy !req
167. Monty.Copy !req
168. Lucky.Copy !req
169. So, what's your sperm count?Copy !req
170. Uh...Copy !req
171. Your vault's doctor
must check every physical, no?Copy !req
172. I mean, sperm is pretty important
in perpetuating America.Copy !req
173. Stop.Copy !req
174. Good evening and welcome
to the proud denizensCopy !req
175. of Vault 32.Copy !req
176. We are bondedCopy !req
177. not just as neighborsCopy !req
178. but by a shared duty.Copy !req
179. To keep the candle of civilization lit.Copy !req
180. While the rest of the world has been castCopy !req
181. into darkness.Copy !req
182. Soon,Copy !req
183. if our measurements are correct,Copy !req
184. radiation levels on the surface
are dropping fast enoughCopy !req
185. that the next generation,
Lucy and Monty's children,Copy !req
186. will be able to recolonize.Copy !req
187. - Whoo!Copy !req
188. Yes.Copy !req
189. After 200 years...Copy !req
190. we don't know much
about what's up there.Copy !req
191. Desperation, violence,Copy !req
192. lawlessness.Copy !req
193. These survivors will need to be shownCopy !req
194. a better way.Copy !req
195. I'll admit I'm sometimes afraidCopy !req
196. that mean old world
will change us instead.Copy !req
197. But then I look at my daughter...Copy !req
198. who's such a beautiful bride,
and her new husband.Copy !req
199. And I am not afraid.Copy !req
200. I feel hope.Copy !req
201. To Lucy MacLean.Copy !req
202. - And to this marriage.Copy !req
203. And to hope.Copy !req
204. Let's dance. Hit it.Copy !req
205. Let's dance.Copy !req
206. - You're the worst.Copy !req
207. Show me to my new home?Copy !req
208. This is us.Copy !req
209. Ah, isn't it great?Copy !req
210. Every big moment of our livesCopy !req
211. is gonna happen right here.Copy !req
212. Picture the Christmas mornings
around the tree.Copy !req
213. We have everythingCopy !req
214. with the hand-me-downs;
an icebox, a blender.Copy !req
215. - They-they even gave us...Copy !req
216. Huh.Copy !req
217. Okey dokey.Copy !req
218. Hello?Copy !req
219. You're from the surface.Copy !req
220. Raiders.Copy !req
221. - Ah...Copy !req
222. Just so you know...Copy !req
223. this was the best day of my life.Copy !req
224. Get that jelly mold out of here!Copy !req
225. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, pal.Copy !req
226. Sir, please don't make me use force.Copy !req
227. Oh, geez.Copy !req
228. Welcome.Copy !req
229. Oh.Copy !req
230. I think I know who you are.Copy !req
231. Everyone knows who I am.Copy !req
232. But do they know who they are?Copy !req
233. They are the productCopy !req
234. of one of life's tricky little choices.Copy !req
235. So I'm gonna offer you a choice.Copy !req
236. Them or her.Copy !req
237. Hey.Copy !req
238. H-Hey, stop.Copy !req
239. - Dad. Wait.
- Lucy, please.Copy !req
240. We have to—Copy !req
241. - No. Stop.Copy !req
242. You are my world.Copy !req
243. - Dad. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
244. Stop! Stop it! Dad!Copy !req
245. You look like your mother.Copy !req
246. Where are you taking him?Copy !req
247. To the real world.Copy !req
248. You should see it sometime.Copy !req
249. No, wait.Copy !req
250. Stop!Copy !req
251. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
252. Maybe you should do what you do best.Copy !req
253. - Stop!
- Run and hide.Copy !req
254. - Hit him again.Copy !req
255. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
256. Kickin' your ass. You like that, huh?Copy !req
257. Yo, let's go, let's go.Copy !req
258. Hey.Copy !req
259. How's your nose?Copy !req
260. I can still smell, it's just...Copy !req
261. mostly blood.Copy !req
262. Flesh is weak, but steel endures.Copy !req
263. I-I know.Copy !req
264. - Come on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
265. Uh-huh.Copy !req
266. Yeah.Copy !req
267. It is the duty
of the Brotherhood of SteelCopy !req
268. to secure the Wasteland.Copy !req
269. One day as squires, you will help knightsCopy !req
270. find and identify prewar tech.Copy !req
271. Aspirant Maximus.Copy !req
272. Can you identify this relic?Copy !req
273. It's a...Copy !req
274. rotor?Copy !req
275. A circuit.Copy !req
276. The ability to defend yourself
is but one part of your training.Copy !req
277. We are the finders and the preservers.Copy !req
278. Unless you know what to find and preserve,Copy !req
279. you are more useful as a corpse.Copy !req
280. Yeah, look at that shit.Copy !req
281. What kind of model is that?
- It's the T-60.Copy !req
282. Imagine getting to put on
one of those every day.Copy !req
283. Wonder why they're here.Copy !req
284. A-17.Copy !req
285. A-20.Copy !req
286. B-11.Copy !req
287. N-24.Copy !req
288. Come on, I got something
I want to show you.Copy !req
289. Latrine duty's a two-person job.Copy !req
290. I said come on.Copy !req
291. That hole of shit isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
292. Aspirant Dane?Copy !req
293. - Th-This was my idea. He didn't want—
- You're being summoned. Come with me.Copy !req
294. What's going on?Copy !req
295. A bunch of us were chosen to get anointed.Copy !req
296. Hey.Copy !req
297. - What's your title gonna be?
- Squire. To Knight Titus.Copy !req
298. And get this, we're going to the Wilds.Copy !req
299. - Hell yeah, you are!Copy !req
300. Dane...Copy !req
301. Dane! Dane! Dane!Copy !req
302. Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane!Copy !req
303. Hey, you're next,
you're next.
Yeah.Copy !req
304. What happened?Copy !req
305. Give me that.Copy !req
306. Everyone settle.Copy !req
307. I have a proposal for the assembly.Copy !req
308. We send a search party
to the surface to find my dad.Copy !req
309. To the surface?Copy !req
310. We can spare
four people from farm dutyCopy !req
311. for up to two weeks,Copy !req
312. even with our dwindled numbers.Copy !req
313. Sorry, Lucy, but you're talking aboutCopy !req
314. opening the outer vault door?Copy !req
315. Just for under a minute.Copy !req
316. Okay? It's just enough time to—Copy !req
317. Okay, I-I know we're just...
we're brainstorming here,Copy !req
318. and there's no bad ideas
in a brainstorm...Copy !req
319. Maybe for you.
- ... but that's not somethingCopy !req
320. that we ever doCopy !req
321. or have ever done, never, ever, ever.Copy !req
322. I-I know, I know that.Copy !req
323. I know we're all hurting right now,Copy !req
324. but our first priorityCopy !req
325. has to be to maintain
the security of this vault.Copy !req
326. That means not opening any of our doors.Copy !req
327. Well said, Betty.Copy !req
328. Yes, thank you, Betty.Copy !req
329. Okay, let's move on.Copy !req
330. They don't want to find Dad.Copy !req
331. If they did, they wouldn't
get to be in charge.Copy !req
332. Hey, Davey.Copy !req
333. - Hey.
- How's your day going?Copy !req
334. Bad as everyone else's.Copy !req
335. Hold the elevator.Copy !req
336. Take care of NormCopy !req
337. till I'm back, okay?Copy !req
338. I can't.Copy !req
339. I'm going with you.Copy !req
340. - Chet—
- What you're doing is insane.Copy !req
341. You don't even know which way to go.Copy !req
342. It isn't like the vault out there.Copy !req
343. It's big.Copy !req
344. Chet...Copy !req
345. I'm not letting anyone elseCopy !req
346. get hurt on my behalf.Copy !req
347. Okay?Copy !req
348. Oh, Lucy.Copy !req
349. Oh, okay. There we go.Copy !req
350. I just tranq'd him.Copy !req
351. And I'll do the same to you
if you try to follow me.Copy !req
352. I'm too chicken.Copy !req
353. Thanks.Copy !req
354. I'm bringing him home.Copy !req
355. Stop!Copy !req
356. Lucy!Copy !req
357. Are you mad?Copy !req
358. Young lady, come back here right away!Copy !req
359. Lucy!Copy !req
360. Lucy, no!Copy !req
361. - That didn't work.Copy !req
362. Okey dokey.Copy !req
363. We have given you a name.Copy !req
364. Food.Copy !req
365. Education.Copy !req
366. A place in the world.Copy !req
367. So...Copy !req
368. we expect you to give usCopy !req
369. the truth.Copy !req
370. Why did you join the Brotherhood?Copy !req
371. To hurt the people who hurt me.Copy !req
372. I understand you're
a friend of Aspirant Dane.Copy !req
373. Yes.Copy !req
374. You're aware of their injury?Copy !req
375. Yes.Copy !req
376. Do you know who did it?Copy !req
377. No.Copy !req
378. Your fellow aspirants say it was you.Copy !req
379. No, I...Copy !req
380. I-I wouldn't...Copy !req
381. Why not?Copy !req
382. Your friend was promoted, you were not.Copy !req
383. You have ambitions, don't you?Copy !req
384. Speak.Copy !req
385. I didn't.Copy !req
386. I didn't do it. I did not. I...Copy !req
387. I wanted it to happen.
Is that wrong?Copy !req
388. Yes.Copy !req
389. Yes.Copy !req
390. Violence...Copy !req
391. is merely a tool.Copy !req
392. We use it to bring order
to the Wasteland, butCopy !req
393. violence against a Brother of SteelCopy !req
394. is a sign of weakness.Copy !req
395. But are you?Copy !req
396. Weak?Copy !req
397. I don't want to be. I...Copy !req
398. You have anything else to sayCopy !req
399. in your defense?Copy !req
400. I just...Copy !req
401. I just...Copy !req
402. I-I want to thank you.Copy !req
403. For your guidance and...Copy !req
404. for giving me a home.Copy !req
405. I-I had no place in the world.Copy !req
406. So...Copy !req
407. if I can help
the Brotherhood make it better...Copy !req
408. Eden or whatever...Copy !req
409. even if it means giving my own life...Copy !req
410. I'll do it.Copy !req
411. And I'd be grateful to the Brotherhood
for giving my life meaning.Copy !req
412. Good boy.Copy !req
413. Then you will be Knight Titus'Copy !req
414. new squire.Copy !req
415. It's not so bad.Copy !req
416. At least here no one steals your rations.Copy !req
417. They said I'll still have
a place at the Brotherhood.Copy !req
418. But I heard you got my spot.Copy !req
419. You know who did it?Copy !req
420. Oh, I've narrowed it down
to any one of those assholes.Copy !req
421. Yeah.
You like that?Copy !req
422. - No!
- There you are.Copy !req
423. - Ah! Yeah!
- Stop it!Copy !req
424. He likes it.Copy !req
425. They asked if it was you.Copy !req
426. Yeah, they asked me the same thing.Copy !req
427. I told 'em you wouldn't hurt a fly.Copy !req
428. Aspirant Maximus.Copy !req
429. It is your most sacred duty
to protect the Brotherhood.Copy !req
430. After which, it is your most sacred duty
to protect the mission.Copy !req
431. After which, it is your most sacred dutyCopy !req
432. to protect your lord Knight Titus.Copy !req
433. Do you accept?Copy !req
434. Our mission comes from the highest clericsCopy !req
435. in the Commonwealth.Copy !req
436. It is believedCopy !req
437. that a denizenCopy !req
438. of the EnclaveCopy !req
439. has escaped.Copy !req
440. The Enclave's real?Copy !req
441. And that he has with him an object...Copy !req
442. of profound potential...Copy !req
443. to harm our nationCopy !req
444. or to save it.Copy !req
445. Each knight in this legionCopy !req
446. will search a section of the Wilds
for this target.Copy !req
447. Brothers...Copy !req
448. - ... we existCopy !req
449. for moments such as these.Copy !req
450. Go forthCopy !req
451. with honor!Copy !req
452. And may the shape of the futureCopy !req
453. be cut by your sword!Copy !req
454. Approximation of the target for your lord.Copy !req
455. You're dismissed, Aspirant.Copy !req
456. How do we know which grave?Copy !req
457. Well, Slim,
we look for the fresh one.Copy !req
458. Dom Pedro has our friend
dug up once a year.Copy !req
459. Cuts some pieces off
and puts him right back in the ground.Copy !req
460. Bingo.Copy !req
461. Shit.Copy !req
462. You're telling me
this supreme badass we're looking forCopy !req
463. is a godforsaken mutant?Copy !req
464. Have some respec'.Copy !req
465. That's your prospective coworker
you's talking aboutCopy !req
466. and our ticket to a big payoff.Copy !req
467. Thought you said you knew this guy.Copy !req
468. I said I knew of him.Copy !req
469. My pop worked with him once.Copy !req
470. Your pop?Copy !req
471. How long's this asshole
been moldering in the ground?Copy !req
472. How do we know he's not feral?Copy !req
473. That is whyCopy !req
474. - we brought...Copy !req
475. our little friend.Copy !req
476. A feral ghoul can't abide a chicken.Copy !req
477. If he goes for her, we kill him.Copy !req
478. - Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
479. Ah.Copy !req
480. Well, well, well.Copy !req
481. Why, is this an Amish production
of The Count of Monte Cristo or...Copy !req
482. just the weirdest circle jerk
I've ever been invited to?Copy !req
483. Welcome back.Copy !req
484. I'm Honcho.Copy !req
485. Now, you don't even know us—Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. I do not.Copy !req
488. Does that count?Copy !req
489. Sh-Should I shoot him?Copy !req
490. Would you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
491. We, uh...Copy !req
492. we got a proposition for you.Copy !req
493. A bounty came down.Copy !req
494. A huge one.Copy !req
495. Enough to be a...Copy !req
496. last score for me and whoever's with me.Copy !req
497. Yeah. Now, somebody made a run...Copy !req
498. from the Enclave.Copy !req
499. Well, what makes you think
I'd give a good goddamn about that?Copy !req
500. It ain't where they's running from
I figured you'd be interested in.Copy !req
501. It's where they's running to.Copy !req
502. That witch Moldaver.Copy !req
503. In California.Copy !req
504. That's where you from, ain't it?Copy !req
505. Originally, I mean.Copy !req
506. Now, what the fuck would you know
about where I'm from?Copy !req
507. Well, that don't sound
like gratitude, do it, boys?Copy !req
508. How about we put you
right back in that holeCopy !req
509. so Dom Pedro can have his fun with you
for the next 30 years?Copy !req
510. Well, I tell you what, boys,Copy !req
511. whenever somebody says...Copy !req
512. they're doing one last job, that
usually means their heart's not in it.Copy !req
513. Probably never was.Copy !req
514. But for me,Copy !req
515. well...Copy !req
516. I do this shit for the love of the game.Copy !req
517. You right, friend,
about one thing.Copy !req
518. This right hereCopy !req
519. was your last job.Copy !req
520. My paycheck wasn't quite
what you expected, but...Copy !req
521. well, you know what they say.Copy !req
522. Us cowpokes...Copy !req
523. we take it as it comes.Copy !req
524. Oh... hello there.Copy !req
525. Now, how about we turn on some lights?Copy !req
526. You need to go home.Copy !req
527. Vault dwellers are
an endangered species here.Copy !req
528. I'm not going back without my dad.Copy !req
529. You could have destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.Copy !req
530. What are you looking at?Copy !req
531. A murderer in a cage?Copy !req
532. I don't know what
the people of Vault 32 were up to,Copy !req
533. but it was anything but innocent.Copy !req
534. What happened up here?Copy !req
535. I think everybody wants
to save the world.Copy !req
536. They just disagree on how.Copy !req
537. I wonder if anyone survived.Copy !req
538. How long since you first startedCopy !req
539. wastelanding?Copy !req
540. A long time.Copy !req
541. What are you?Copy !req
542. Oh, I'm you, sweetie.Copy !req
543. Just give it a little time.Copy !req
544. Welcome.Copy !req
545. What the fudge?Copy !req
546. Forget Hollywood.Copy !req
547. You're a product, I'm a product.Copy !req
548. The end of the worldCopy !req
549. is a product.Copy !req
550. Vault-Tec is a trillion-dollar
company that owns half of everything.Copy !req
551. I guess everything's
a conspiracy, right?Copy !req
552. Unless the people do
something about it.Copy !req
553. Ain't much stays clean
up here, Vaultie.Copy !req
554. You'll see.Copy !req
555. You look out at this wasteland...Copy !req
556. looks like chaos.Copy !req
557. But there's always somebody
behind the wheel.Copy !req