1. Do you want to tell me what this is?Copy !req
2. - What?
- This.Copy !req
3. This failure notice from your school.Copy !req
4. If you're an expert on what it is,
why did you have to ask me?Copy !req
5. Don't start. Honestly, Kevin,Copy !req
6. you're in danger of failing
every class you have.Copy !req
7. Not every class.
I'm acing speech.Copy !req
8. - What did you say?
- I said I'm acing speech!Copy !req
9. Aah! Your father's gonna have
an absolute stroke,Copy !req
10. and you can clean him with a sponge.Copy !req
11. - Fine, I will!
- Mom!Copy !req
12. - Leave your sister alone.
- All right, all right, all right!Copy !req
13. Can't I have one day
without any upsetment?Copy !req
14. I'm gonna ride to the railroad tracks.Copy !req
15. - Oh, no, you are not.
- Yeah, I am.Copy !req
16. Honestly, do you think
you get to live your lifeCopy !req
17. not doing anything your mother wants...Copy !req
18. not following any of your mother's
rules, just to make her go insane?Copy !req
19. You are gonna make me go
completely insane.Copy !req
20. That is what's gonna happen.Copy !req
21. Dad's home.Copy !req
22. We will not say a word
about this to your fatherCopy !req
23. until after supper
and his food has settled.Copy !req
24. Fine, I'll wait till he farts.Copy !req
25. Lower your voice!Copy !req
26. Ah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
27. Fuckin' American cars.Copy !req
28. No wonder the Japs are beating us.Copy !req
29. Ah, hey, buddy. At least somebody
in this family gives a shit about me.Copy !req
30. Hey, stop it. Get off. Get—Copy !req
31. Get off me. Goddamn it, Major.Copy !req
32. Hey, Frank!Copy !req
33. Hey, you got big plans for the weekend?Copy !req
34. I'm taking my boat to the lake,
gonna do a little wave humping.Copy !req
35. You should come along and, uh...Copy !req
36. we'll do some humping together.Copy !req
37. Right on!Copy !req
38. Oh, hiya, honey.Copy !req
39. Mm. How was your day?Copy !req
40. Ah, it was a rough one. I had to help
Ed's widow clean out his locker.Copy !req
41. Oh, that poor woman.Copy !req
42. One minute everything's fine,
Ed's walking around the tarmacCopy !req
43. with his head attached to his body
like it always is.Copy !req
44. The next thing you know... Ugh.Copy !req
45. - Chair.
- The dick-tator has spoken.Copy !req
46. Oh, don't start with me,
you fuckin' disappointment.Copy !req
47. I had to hose a man's face
off the tarmac today, all right?Copy !req
48. I need a little peace. TV.Copy !req
49. Damn, Colt!Copy !req
50. Them Fong Brothers
are gonna turn you into teriyaki!Copy !req
51. - They'll try, Fruity.
- What you gonna do?Copy !req
52. - Sometimes a man's gotta do...
- what a man does.Copy !req
53. Hold this.Copy !req
54. You a rearry bad man, Cort Ruger!Copy !req
55. Kung fu!Copy !req
56. You two dumplings
are about to get pan-fried.Copy !req
57. No substitutions.Copy !req
58. Oh, no! Me being burned alive!Copy !req
59. And once again, justice is served.Copy !req
60. How can you watch this?
It's barbaric.Copy !req
61. It's art. Beautiful, beautiful art.Copy !req
62. My skin is bubbling!Copy !req
63. Hey, I got an idea.Copy !req
64. If you don't like this, go to your room
and watch whatever you want on your TV.Copy !req
65. Oh, that's right, you don't have one
'cause it's my fuckin' house.Copy !req
66. That's real funny, Dad.
You know what else is funny?Copy !req
67. Aside from your haircut? What?Copy !req
68. This.Copy !req
69. - Bella Abzug?
- No.Copy !req
70. - This!
- What the hell is this?Copy !req
71. - Kevin!
- He's flunking outCopy !req
72. and you knew about this?Copy !req
73. I wanted your food to settle!Copy !req
74. Unbelievable. Unbelievable!Copy !req
75. pay attention and pass your classes.Copy !req
76. That's two jobs!Copy !req
77. No son of mine is gonna flunk out.Copy !req
78. I don't care. I hate school!Copy !req
79. Well, I hate my life,
but I keep on doing it!Copy !req
80. I got a mortgage, I got dependents,Copy !req
81. and I gotta go downtown
every damn day to run that airport!Copy !req
82. Please, you're just a baggage handler.Copy !req
83. What the fuck did you just call me?Copy !req
84. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
85. Frank, go hit your boxing bag.
Kevin, room.Copy !req
86. Ah, shit!Copy !req
87. Who the fuck puts a car in a garage?Copy !req
88. I'm sorry, I thought
you were gonna be happy tonight.Copy !req
89. Never assume that!Copy !req
90. Oh...Copy !req
91. - This is nice, Sue.
- Mm.Copy !req
92. Can you even remember the last time
we just spent a whole Saturday in bed?Copy !req
93. Dad!Copy !req
94. Nope.Copy !req
95. Here we go.Copy !req
96. - Frank.
- What?Copy !req
97. As beautiful as it is...Copy !req
98. Right.Copy !req
99. Ew. Daddy, Bill flicked his cereal at me.Copy !req
100. - Knock it off, Bill.
- She started it.Copy !req
101. Well, I started you, and I can end you.Copy !req
102. Be nice to your sister.Copy !req
103. Someday you'll be sleeping
on her couch after your first divorce.Copy !req
104. Frank, I know you have some things
to do today, but please don't forget,Copy !req
105. this is my big day to organize the orders.Copy !req
106. Oh, right. I'm on it.Copy !req
107. Kids, don't bother your mom today.
She's got important work to do,Copy !req
108. packing up that shit she sells
around the neighborhood.Copy !req
109. - It's called Plast-A-Ware!
- You're right. Plast-A-Ware.Copy !req
110. So while Mommy's busy
with her little hobby...Copy !req
111. - It's a job!
- Yes, fine, a job.Copy !req
112. I need you two to play nice with
each other and don't get in any trouble.Copy !req
113. And I am putting you in charge
of your sister today.Copy !req
114. - You got that?
- Yep.Copy !req
115. Okay, if anything bad happens to her,
I want you to call me at work.Copy !req
116. - Okay, buddy?
- Sure, Dad.Copy !req
117. Good, 'cause then
I will come right home,Copy !req
118. and I will put you
through that fuckin' wall.Copy !req
119. Have a great day, princess.Copy !req
120. - Dad put me in charge of you.
- Good for you.Copy !req
121. - So you have to do what I say.
- Okay.Copy !req
122. - Can I go get my coloring book?
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
123. Thanks.Copy !req
124. This is easy.Copy !req
125. Maureen!Copy !req
126. See you later, stupid!Copy !req
127. Ah, shit!Copy !req
128. Hey. Get up, son.Copy !req
129. Oh, come on, I was having a dream about
not being part of this family.Copy !req
130. That's great. Come on.
It's important.Copy !req
131. Where you taking me?Copy !req
132. Hey, Frank! She wouldn't leave.Copy !req
133. - Capricorns, right?
- Ah, that guy.Copy !req
134. Where we going?Copy !req
135. I'm not getting a haircut.Copy !req
136. Look, I'm sorry I'm flunking out,
but History's not my fault.Copy !req
137. I wasn't gonna say this,
but Mr. Hackett's a perv.Copy !req
138. Like, a major perv.
He's always brushing up against me.Copy !req
139. I'm pretty sure I gave him a boner.Copy !req
140. Look, I realize no matter how much I yell
and scream, you're never gonna change.Copy !req
141. You're not gonna do better in school,
and your mother and I have accepted that.Copy !req
142. We're not gonna fight you on this anymore.
So I guess you're done with school.Copy !req
143. And you know what? That's fine.Copy !req
144. - Oh. Cool.
- So we decided to sell you to the Army.Copy !req
145. - What?
- Yep.Copy !req
146. - You are going to Vietnam.
- What?Copy !req
147. It's called "Troubled Youths To Southeast
Asia," or something like that.Copy !req
148. - It's an early-induction program.
- What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
149. Good, good, that's great. Get all
that attitude outta your system now,Copy !req
150. because your commanding officer's
probably not gonna stand for it.Copy !req
151. You can't do this to me.
It isn't legal.Copy !req
152. Yeah, it is. It's a new program. A lot
of parents are really excited about it.Copy !req
153. It's a "can't lose."
You're done with school,Copy !req
154. and we might get
a nice folded flag out of it.Copy !req
155. Ah, would you look at that. Better hurry,
your flight to Saigon leaves in an hour.Copy !req
156. This is bullshit!
Where are you taking me?Copy !req
157. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
158. Mm...Copy !req
159. Here we go!Copy !req
160. You can't do this to me!
Wait, I'll be good!Copy !req
161. Father, please!Copy !req
162. Oh, and if you see a six-year-old
running away from you,Copy !req
163. he's about to compromise your position.Copy !req
164. So, what you want to do is shoot him
right in the back of the head.Copy !req
165. A brain stem shot. All right?
And don't worry, don't worry,Copy !req
166. - everything's fair game over there.
- No!Copy !req
167. You hold him up on your bayonet
for the others to see.Copy !req
168. It's all about sending a message.Copy !req
169. I want to go home, Daddy!Copy !req
170. Ah, we all want to go home, Kevin.Copy !req
171. But sometimes you have to destroy
an entire culture firstCopy !req
172. before that's possible.Copy !req
173. And I'll tell you right now,Copy !req
174. if the Vietnamese are anything like the
Koreans, they're very tough to de-bone.Copy !req
175. No, please! I'm so sorry!Copy !req
176. I don't even know what a brain stem is!Copy !req
177. I'll work hard in school!
I'll be good, okay?Copy !req
178. Don't send me to Vietnam!Copy !req
179. Jesus Christ, Kevin.
You're not going to Vietnam.Copy !req
180. What? I'm not?Copy !req
181. You really think they'd take
a 14-year-old flunky?Copy !req
182. They only take 18-year-old flunkies.Copy !req
183. Seriously? That's so fucked up!Copy !req
184. You are gonna spend the day with me.Copy !req
185. So you see what I do
to put food on the table for this family.Copy !req
186. Then maybe you'll learn
to have just a little more respectCopy !req
187. for your "just a baggage handler" father.Copy !req
188. Ah! Piece of shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
189. All right, where's Mohican Airways
flying you two today?Copy !req
190. - Syracuse.
- Syracuse, New York!Copy !req
191. Jewel of the Hudson Valley!Copy !req
192. Here you go, young man, gate 12.Copy !req
193. - Thank you.
- Thank you!Copy !req
194. Cheap ass Syracuse motherfuckers.Copy !req
195. Hope your plane gets hijacked.Copy !req
196. - Hey, what do you say, Rosie?
- Hey, Frank.Copy !req
197. You remember my boy, Kevin, right?Copy !req
198. Oh, hey, kid. You've grown.Copy !req
199. What are you in,
seventh, eighth grade now?Copy !req
200. - Try ninth.
- Shit.Copy !req
201. Time sure flies when you work
51 weeks a year.Copy !req
202. Where are you fine ladies headed to?Copy !req
203. - Let's go, genius.
- Sandusky.Copy !req
204. - Sandusky, Ohio!
- Stupid sarcasm from Dad.Copy !req
205. Gotta hang out with him all day.
Sucks!Copy !req
206. Maureen! Maureen!Copy !req
207. Where are you?Copy !req
208. Nice! Let's try this big fucker.Copy !req
209. Don't throw that!Copy !req
210. If Maureen gets hurt,
my dad's gonna kill me!Copy !req
211. - I won't get hurt.
- It's okay, we's insulated.Copy !req
212. I think I'm allergic to my pink pillow.Copy !req
213. This is stupid. Let's just play something
where Maureen won't get hurt.Copy !req
214. OK.Copy !req
215. Ah, shit! Why does this hurt so much?Copy !req
216. Should've worn a cup, like me.Copy !req
217. Now let me show you where you
can get in life when you stay in school.Copy !req
218. This right here is what you call the
"nerve center" of the whole operation.Copy !req
219. You recognize that handwriting?
That's me. I made out that schedule.Copy !req
220. Gee, Pop, that's cool.Copy !req
221. It's not "cool." It's important.Copy !req
222. Just like air traffic control.
It's all about sequencing and spacing.Copy !req
223. - Of lunch?
- No, of everything.Copy !req
224. Without that schedule,
the bags don't get off the planesCopy !req
225. and the whole airport grinds to a halt.
That leads to a domino effect.Copy !req
226. Every airport closes.
Then anarchy sets in.Copy !req
227. - Food lines grow.
- Dad, it's not that big of a deal.Copy !req
228. Yeah? Talk to me when we're eating
the fucking dog for supper!Copy !req
229. Murphy! My office! Now!Copy !req
230. All right, that's the big boss.
I'll be right back. You stay here.Copy !req
231. Do not move your ass from this spot.
You understand me, Einstein?Copy !req
232. All right. Yeah, Dad, I got it.Copy !req
233. Okay, I'll be right back.Copy !req
234. Fuck you.Copy !req
235. No fucking door's
gonna tell me what to do.Copy !req
236. Ah, shit!Copy !req
237. Mm-hm. Hm. Hm.Copy !req
238. Ooh. You're a bad one.Copy !req
239. See? This is fun, right?Copy !req
240. - I guess.
- And it's safe.Copy !req
241. - You guys ready?
- All ready.Copy !req
242. Hold your girl balls!Copy !req
243. Shit!Copy !req
244. Maureen! I killed her.Copy !req
245. I want to do it again!Copy !req
246. No! I don't care if you die,
but Dad does.Copy !req
247. I'm not afraid of anything.Copy !req
248. Are you all right, Maureen?Copy !req
249. The Nazi knows my name!Copy !req
250. Ah! The joy of children at play.Copy !req
251. You, uh, wanted to see me, Bob?Copy !req
252. Sit down.Copy !req
253. Frank, it was a horrible way for you
to get Ed's job, God rest his soul,Copy !req
254. but everything happens for a reasonCopy !req
255. and I know you're the guy
to turn this department around.Copy !req
256. Thank you.Copy !req
257. To be honest with you,
Ed lost control of his crew.Copy !req
258. You see how they've been acting out there?Copy !req
259. Oh, did I get you?
There's no discipline anymore.Copy !req
260. So you're the new sheriff and
I'm counting on you to lay down the law.Copy !req
261. Good skin.Copy !req
262. They should make a chicken just of skin.Copy !req
263. I'd buy that.
Everybody'd buy that.Copy !req
264. To tell you the truth,
we were getting ready to let Ed go anyway.Copy !req
265. So this terrible accident
was kind of a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
266. One good thing has
come out of this tragedy.Copy !req
267. From now on,
if you're wearing a tie on the tarmac,Copy !req
268. it's gotta be a clip-on.Copy !req
269. That's a nice way to honor his memory.Copy !req
270. So listen, I'm hearing some rumblings
that Rosie and the baggage handlersCopy !req
271. are thinking of going on strike.Copy !req
272. I'm really counting on you
to make sure your men understandCopy !req
273. that wouldn't be
in anybody's best interest.Copy !req
274. Oh, they're not gonna strike.
They're my guys. They're reasonable.Copy !req
275. That's good. Because just between you
and me and these pieces of poultry,Copy !req
276. a strike would kill this airline.Copy !req
277. Times are tough. Inflation. Recession.Copy !req
278. Oil embargo.
We're all in this together.Copy !req
279. If one side—Copy !req
280. Oh, for Christ's sake,
this bucket's only got three biscuits!Copy !req
281. It's supposed to have four!Copy !req
282. That's what's wrong with this country!Copy !req
283. Oh, here it is.Copy !req
284. You're in management now, Frank,
and we take care of our own.Copy !req
285. Here.Copy !req
286. We'd like you to have these, courtesy of
our CEO, Roger Dunbarton himself.Copy !req
287. These are for the game next Sunday.
Corporate seats!Copy !req
288. Enjoy them. You're on our team now.Copy !req
289. I know you'll come through for usCopy !req
290. and shut down any of this crazy talk
about a strike.Copy !req
291. I can count on you, right?Copy !req
292. Uh... Yes. Yes, sir.Copy !req
293. All right, Frank, we're done here.Copy !req
294. Thanks, Bob.Copy !req
295. I'm not a stander, Frank.Copy !req
296. Bang it harder, man!Copy !req
297. I'm trying, I'm trying!Copy !req
298. Come on, you son of a bitch.
Come on!Copy !req
299. Come on, you little fuckers!Copy !req
300. Ho-ho! All right, high tar!Copy !req
301. - Makes your dick hard.
- Oh, hey, man.Copy !req
302. It's not stealing if you're on a break.Copy !req
303. - Oh, shit, that's Frank's kid.
- Are you gonna tell your dad on us?Copy !req
304. My dad's a dildo.
Now how about one of those cigarettes?Copy !req
305. - All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
306. There.Copy !req
307. All done.Copy !req
308. Now I'm free to enjoy the rest of my day.Copy !req
309. Oh, God!Copy !req
310. Get out of here!
Leave me alone!Copy !req
311. Get out! Ew!Copy !req
312. All right, Einstein. Up and at 'em.Copy !req
313. Ah, shit!Copy !req
314. Maureen!Copy !req
315. You said you'd only climb
to the first big branch!Copy !req
316. When are you gonna realize I'm a liar?Copy !req
317. Hey, look, free eggs!Copy !req
318. Yuck. Somebody put a bird in this one!Copy !req
319. Maureen, get down now!Copy !req
320. So he forces me
to come with him on his day offCopy !req
321. to learn respect for what he does.Copy !req
322. And it's all 'cause he spazzed out
when I started flunking a few classes.Copy !req
323. Fuck school! Whoa!Copy !req
324. That'd be a great name for a porno.Copy !req
325. Look at that,
I didn't even finish tenth gradeCopy !req
326. and I just came up
with an idea for a movie.Copy !req
327. People still go to school, but they fuck.Copy !req
328. I'd watch that.
Everybody would watch that.Copy !req
329. Carl, check it out!
This one just came in from Boston.Copy !req
330. "Lewis Futon." Nice.Copy !req
331. She's probably banging the mayor.Copy !req
332. Better put it on the belt. Oops!Copy !req
333. Missed the belt!Copy !req
334. "Leonora Pender."
Oh, you dirty pill-billy.Copy !req
335. - What are they?
- Only one way to find out.Copy !req
336. And that's why they call it
"experimenting" with drugs.Copy !req
337. - Whoa. Can I have some?
- Dude, you're a kid!Copy !req
338. You can only have one.Copy !req
339. Whoa.Copy !req
340. - You're gonna be a great father.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
341. - Rosie, you seen my kid?
- Thought he was with you.Copy !req
342. Ah, geez. Kid's gonna put me
six feet under. Thanks.Copy !req
343. Frank, real quick, real quick. What did
Bob Pogo want to talk to you about?Copy !req
344. Well, uh... he was missing a biscuit.Copy !req
345. I didn't do it!Copy !req
346. Anyway, what did he want, Frank?Copy !req
347. Pogo was just, you know,
he doesn't want you to go on strike.Copy !req
348. And look, I know you guys got a beef.Copy !req
349. They shouldn't be cutting
your overtime pay.Copy !req
350. Exactly. It isn't right.Copy !req
351. I mean, we're busting our asses out here.
How much money they gotta make?Copy !req
352. We're not asking for a lot, man, you know,
just spread it around a little bit.Copy !req
353. I mean, you understand, right?Copy !req
354. Rosie, you know I got your back.
I'll always be one of you guys.Copy !req
355. If this shit goes down,
we can count on you, right?Copy !req
356. Yeah, Rosie. Of course you can.Copy !req
357. - Good.
- I better go find my kid.Copy !req
358. Hey, I hope Pogo didn't eat him!Copy !req
359. He's too lean, though, right?Copy !req
360. Ah...Copy !req
361. Excuse me, are you the manager here?Copy !req
362. Why, yes, ma'am, I am. How can I help you?Copy !req
363. Don't you backtalk me!Copy !req
364. - Are you all right?
- Do you want my pillow?Copy !req
365. Get away from her!Copy !req
366. I... can't... breathe!Copy !req
367. You just got the wind knocked out of you.Copy !req
368. I bet I can go higher this... time.Copy !req
369. Jesus Christ, Maureen,
what's wrong with you?Copy !req
370. All day long, if it's not one thing,
it's another!Copy !req
371. I'm just trying to protect you!Copy !req
372. Do you have a death wish,
you stupid fuck?Copy !req
373. Ah, shit.Copy !req
374. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
375. Can you walk,
or do you want me to carry you?Copy !req
376. I can walk,Copy !req
377. but I still want you to carry me, okay?Copy !req
378. I know that guy.
That's my dad's boss.Copy !req
379. It is for about two more seconds.Copy !req
380. Here he goes.Copy !req
381. Alive... alive... alive...Copy !req
382. Oh!Copy !req
383. - What happened to his head?
- Just a second.Copy !req
384. Holy shit!Copy !req
385. - I can't stop watching this.
- Oh, man!Copy !req
386. Look, look. Alive. Dead.Copy !req
387. Alive. Dead.Copy !req
388. Alive. Dead.Copy !req
389. I'm gonna put him back together. Oh!Copy !req
390. Now he's apart.
I use Head and Shoulders.Copy !req
391. Oops! Now just Shoulders.Copy !req
392. Oh, don't get ahead of yourself!
The Prince of Darkness says you live!Copy !req
393. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
394. Uh, my... dad's probably...Copy !req
395. - I should go find him.
- Okay, see ya.Copy !req
396. "I wear a tie because I'm a professional."Copy !req
397. Not anymore.Copy !req
398. I'm sorry you had to see all that,
but I'm fine now.Copy !req
399. Really, I am. I'm very happy.Copy !req
400. I mean, so what if all I really have is...
I'm a mom and a wife.Copy !req
401. And all I have outside of that
is Plast-A-Ware.Copy !req
402. But I'm happy.
I don't need anything else.Copy !req
403. No, no, no, don't go.
Here, more cheese.Copy !req
404. I'm really very happy.Copy !req
405. Mom?Copy !req
406. We'll talk later.Copy !req
407. Hang on, honey, Mommy's here!Copy !req
408. Mrs. Pender, I am so very sorryCopy !req
409. that something was lost
from your luggage in transit.Copy !req
410. It's not "something." It's my pills.
And they were in that bag!Copy !req
411. They're for my uterine lining!Copy !req
412. Are you sure you packed them
before you left Boston?Copy !req
413. Are you suggesting I'm senile,
you baggage jockey?Copy !req
414. This is your fault!Copy !req
415. You are an absolute disgrace
to this once-proud airline.Copy !req
416. And if you think I'm gonna stand—Copy !req
417. Whoa!Copy !req
418. You should see the tape
the FAA confiscated.Copy !req
419. Ed's head rolled all the way
to runway two-niner.Copy !req
420. You guys should get back to work.Copy !req
421. Oh, man, I got the cramps something bad.Copy !req
422. Really? Are your breasts tender?Copy !req
423. No, but I can't feel my balls!Copy !req
424. Murphy, ma'am. Frank Murphy.Copy !req
425. Well, Frank Murphy,
you're about to lose your job!Copy !req
426. Excuse me, sir? Um...Copy !req
427. I don't know your name, obviously,Copy !req
428. but um, I found this bottle
by the baggage carouselCopy !req
429. and just thought it might be important?Copy !req
430. Oh. Uh... Thank you, uh, young man.Copy !req
431. Mrs. Pender, here you are.Copy !req
432. Oh. Well, this still
doesn't excuse your rudeness.Copy !req
433. Ma'am, I am terribly sorry.Copy !req
434. It's 100 percent our fault.
I understand completely.Copy !req
435. And your complete lack of professionalism
and respect for—Copy !req
436. Excuse me, but um...
why don't you just...Copy !req
437. shut the fuck up?Copy !req
438. Kevin... you shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
439. That was very rude.Copy !req
440. And just because I'm laughing
doesn't make it right, okay?Copy !req
441. You should've shown that lady
some respect.Copy !req
442. Why? She'll be dead in a week.Copy !req
443. Yeah, with any luck.Copy !req
444. She sure was pissed.Copy !req
445. Yeah, don't tell your mother!Copy !req
446. Doesn't that just rock your soul?Copy !req
447. I gotta tell ya, I just don't get it.Copy !req
448. Dad, you can't understand progressive rock
for the first time.Copy !req
449. - You gotta keep listening.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
450. When you get to be my age, you can
recognize bullshit right out of the gate.Copy !req
451. So listen, my boss gave me these tickets
to the game next Sunday.Copy !req
452. Corporate seats. You want to go?Copy !req
453. Really? Yeah, sure. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
454. - Cool.
- Yeah. It'll be fun.Copy !req
455. Dad, I'm real sorry about my grades.Copy !req
456. I'm gonna stop goofing off and
make up all my assignments, I swear.Copy !req
457. Okay. Good.
That would really make me proud.Copy !req
458. And I'm glad you took me
to your job today.Copy !req
459. It really opened my eyes.Copy !req
460. I shouldn't have called you
"just a baggage handler."Copy !req
461. What you do is... remarkable.Copy !req
462. Ah...Copy !req
463. - Thanks, son.
- I mean, what an awful job you have.Copy !req
464. Seriously, watching you just have to stand
there while that lady came down on you,Copy !req
465. you were like a human urinal.Copy !req
466. - I was— I was embarrassed for you.
- Okay.Copy !req
467. I mean, like, the humiliation.Copy !req
468. - Your soul must be weeping.
- Got it.Copy !req
469. I don't know how
the human spirit can endure that.Copy !req
470. She was literally, like,
shoveling her own feces in your mouth.Copy !req
471. And you just kept eating it.Copy !req
472. - Yeah, you said that already.
- No, I said "urinal."Copy !req
473. Anyway, I don't know how you do it.Copy !req
474. Day in and day out...Copy !req
475. humiliating yourself like that.Copy !req
476. Crushing your will
to go on, just to buy me shoes.Copy !req
477. And do I ever thank you for it?Copy !req
478. No. No, I don't...Copy !req