1. - Heya, fellas!
- Heya, Frank!Copy !req
2. Daddy's home! Time for dinner.Copy !req
3. I made pigs in blankets.Copy !req
4. Oh, my favorite. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
5. Dad, do you know anything about magnets?Copy !req
6. A buddy from the war has one in his head.Copy !req
7. We used to throw paper clips at it.
Does that help you?Copy !req
8. Daddy, I got an "A" on my spelling test!Copy !req
9. Oh, that's wonderful, princess.Copy !req
10. Well, I guess His Royal Highness
has finally decided to join us.Copy !req
11. Yeah, I'm high, all right.Copy !req
12. All right, guys, dig in.Copy !req
13. Oh, so I gotta tell ya,Copy !req
14. the funniest thing
happened at work today.Copy !req
15. Ed calls a mandatory meeting,Copy !req
16. we go to the break room, and he's just
bragging about his new tie.Copy !req
17. So then I says to Ed—Copy !req
18. Jesus Christ.
I'm not answering that.Copy !req
19. Frank, you should answer it.
What if somebody got hurt?Copy !req
20. Nobody ever gets hurt at supper,
Susan, OK?Copy !req
21. It's always some goddamn salesman,
and I'm not answering it.Copy !req
22. Dad, we all know you're gonna answer it.Copy !req
23. You don't know a goddamn thing about me.Copy !req
24. What if it's important?Copy !req
25. I sweated blood at that airport
for 12 hours today,Copy !req
26. and what's important to me is I have
just one moment of peace with my family,Copy !req
27. enjoying a delicious home-cooked meal.Copy !req
28. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not answering it.Copy !req
29. Shit.Copy !req
30. Murphy residence.Copy !req
31. Oh, let me tell you something,
you goddamn son of a bitch.Copy !req
32. I don't need a goddamn
engraved family Bible!Copy !req
33. You see? You see?
What did I say?Copy !req
34. Every goddamn time. I am eating dinner
with my family, young man!Copy !req
35. I don't need a $25 Bible
to teach me about God.Copy !req
36. I almost bled out in Korea, all right?
I have met God!Copy !req
37. What did you just say to me?Copy !req
38. Ah, you come down here
and you say that to me like a man!Copy !req
39. I swear I'll pull your tongue out
through your goddamn neck!Copy !req
40. Why do they have to put
the goddamn things on the wall?Copy !req
41. Frank, calm down.Copy !req
42. Yeah, "Frank, calm down, calm down."
It's always "Frank, calm down!"Copy !req
43. Why's it always me, Susan?
How about a little support? Huh?Copy !req
44. Would that kill ya?Copy !req
45. So, how was school?Copy !req
46. Goddamn punk, calling me at supper.
Huh? Huh?Copy !req
47. Won't even come to my door like a man?Copy !req
48. Hi, Mr. Murphy.
Can Billy come out and play?Copy !req
49. Get the fuck outta here!Copy !req
50. And now, back to Colt Luger.Copy !req
51. It's time to die, Luger.Copy !req
52. Is that so, Boneskull?Copy !req
53. Well, I say it's time you took a bath...
in your own blood!Copy !req
54. Here it comes. Here it comes.Copy !req
55. Oh, he's out of bullets!Copy !req
56. Colt, they're gonna kill us!Copy !req
57. They'll try, Sweet Cakes.Copy !req
58. But what can you do?Copy !req
59. Sometimes a man's gotta do...Copy !req
60. - ... what a man does.
- What a man does.Copy !req
61. See? You see that?
That right there, that is a man.Copy !req
62. - That is a stunt man.
- What was that?Copy !req
63. - Nothing.
- That's enough, Kevin.Copy !req
64. Your father already had his dinner ruined,
don't you ruin his favorite show.Copy !req
65. It's one of his few joys in life.Copy !req
66. Colt Luger will return
after these messages.Copy !req
67. Ah, shit, commercials.Copy !req
68. It's the heavyweight boxing event
of the decade.Copy !req
69. Haywood "Big Skillet" Shavers defends
his title against Irish Mickey Ireland,Copy !req
70. out to avenge his heartbreaking loss,Copy !req
71. forever known now
as "The Bleedin' in Sweden!"Copy !req
72. The slaughter starts at nine,
on Sunday Bloody Sunday!Copy !req
73. Right after an all new
There's a Fairy On My Shoulder.Copy !req
74. That's my guy!
That's my guy, Irish Mickey.Copy !req
75. He would've beat Shavers the last time,
but lost on a technicalityCopy !req
76. 'cause the ref thought he was
bleeding too much, which he wasn't.Copy !req
77. He lost because he was drunk.Copy !req
78. Hey, Sue, I gotta have
everybody over to watch this.Copy !req
79. Some food, some beer. I'll throw
one of my "Frank's Famous Fight Parties"Copy !req
80. - for the whole neighborhood.
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
81. I know.
You better start cooking, good looking.Copy !req
82. Can I watch the fight too?Copy !req
83. No. This is gonna be a grown-up party,Copy !req
84. so you kids are gonna
have to stay in your rooms.Copy !req
85. Close the door and lock 'em.Copy !req
86. Oh, this is gonna be fun, Sue.
I mean, this is gonna be big.Copy !req
87. You can put my chair right in the middle
of the room, right in front of the TV.Copy !req
88. Get some that good bottled beer.Copy !req
89. And make that "Frank's Special Chip Dip."Copy !req
90. You know, with cream cheese
and chili in a can?Copy !req
91. And those fancy potato chipsCopy !req
92. that come in a tin!Copy !req
93. We can use it as a garbage can after!Copy !req
94. And maybe some...Copy !req
95. Those... those deviled eggs?
Can you make some of those?Copy !req
96. Yeah. Are you gonna stuff the eggs?Copy !req
97. - Oh, you're the best, sweet cakes.
- Stuff 'em!Copy !req
98. - Stuff 'em!
- You're the best! Oh!Copy !req
99. Oh, you're the best!Copy !req
100. Have fun! Come home
when the streetlights come on!Copy !req
101. Don't go playing with those dirty kids
down the end of the block.Copy !req
102. - They probably have chiggers!
- We won't!Copy !req
103. What do you want to do?Copy !req
104. We found a rusty lawn mower in the woods.Copy !req
105. Dare you to lick it.Copy !req
106. How much will you give me?Copy !req
107. Hey, you stay away from that loose girl
down on River Street.Copy !req
108. I don't want any half-slut grandkids.Copy !req
109. - We're not doing anything.
- Neither was I.Copy !req
110. That's how you got here!Copy !req
111. That's a fine boy you got there, Frank.Copy !req
112. Ah, he's a fuckin' animal.Copy !req
113. yes.Copy !req
114. Magnetic attraction has many properties.
Actually, too many to mention.Copy !req
115. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
116. Tastes like Momma's gun.Copy !req
117. Give it back, Kenny!Copy !req
118. Oh, you'll never get it now.Copy !req
119. Bite down hard, Ken!Copy !req
120. Oh, man, that's the Nazi's house.
He's gonna kill me!Copy !req
121. Who's a Nazi, Ben?Copy !req
122. You know, that German guy
in that there house.Copy !req
123. Kids all say he's Hitler's little brother.Copy !req
124. Yeah, yeah, and he hunts down kids.Copy !req
125. Shut up, he's gonna hear you!Copy !req
126. Well, hello.Copy !req
127. Do you need some help?Copy !req
128. No, I'm OK.Copy !req
129. Oh, please, it is my pleasure.Copy !req
130. It's OK, I got it.Copy !req
131. He almost got you!Copy !req
132. You see that number on his arm?
That's how many people he's killed.Copy !req
133. It's a scoreboard!Copy !req
134. Have a wonderful day, children!Copy !req
135. Oh, it is gonna be
one hell of a fight party.Copy !req
136. Sue is going all out.Copy !req
137. She's making those deviled eggs you like.Copy !req
138. She's got the Rice Krispies
with the toothpick things in there.Copy !req
139. All right? We got plenty of booze.
Everyone's coming.Copy !req
140. - Everybody's getting loaded.
- I can bring a Jell-O loaf!Copy !req
141. Jell-O? Babe, this is a fight,Copy !req
142. not a party for someone
with stomach cancer.Copy !req
143. Yeah, the thing is, actually, it's—Copy !req
144. It's a little delicate, but uh...Copy !req
145. we've already been invited
to watch the fight over at, uh...Copy !req
146. at Vic's.Copy !req
147. Vic's? Wait, we always
watch the fight at my house.Copy !req
148. I am the fight host on this block!Copy !req
149. And why the hell would you want
to hang out with that guy anyways? Huh?Copy !req
150. What, do you like his hair,
and his car, acting all Hollywood?Copy !req
151. You can't see through
that phony positivity?Copy !req
152. "Hey, guys! You need some help?
Oh, have a great day!"Copy !req
153. Fucking asshole. Last time,
I'm walking with my wife, my woman,Copy !req
154. he's got the nerve to go,
"Hey, Frank, you're a lucky man."Copy !req
155. "Lucky man"?
Luck had nothing to do with it, punk!Copy !req
156. Hey, Frank, take it easy, take it easy.Copy !req
157. Nothing against you,
we just kind of like him.Copy !req
158. - For one thing, he smells great.
- He's got you there, Frank.Copy !req
159. Ah, Christ. Here he comes.Copy !req
160. Hola, amigos!Copy !req
161. - Just the men I want to see.
- Mm...Copy !req
162. Would you look at that jerk,
carrying on like he's a goddamn astronaut.Copy !req
163. Probably has the clap.Copy !req
164. Kitty Kat, make me some mac and chee.
Not the spiral kind, that makes me dizzy.Copy !req
165. Hey, so how about that fight?Copy !req
166. Big Skillet's gonna kill
that pasty booze-bag.Copy !req
167. Hey, where's your loyalty?
You're white.Copy !req
168. So what? Black dudes are cool.Copy !req
169. You ever seen one naked?
I do all the time.Copy !req
170. Big stars, too.Copy !req
171. Oh, yeah? Which ones?Copy !req
172. One of the Four Tops was
washing his armpits in the men's roomCopy !req
173. at the radio station just last week.Copy !req
174. He was the main one, I think.
We made eye contact.Copy !req
175. Good guy.Copy !req
176. Hey, Frank, it'd be righteous if you
joined us to watch the fight at my house.Copy !req
177. Thirty-two inches of living color.Copy !req
178. Thirty-two inches?Copy !req
179. - That's pretty big.
- Up here, Babe.Copy !req
180. Well, thanks, but you're a little late.Copy !req
181. Everyone in the neighborhood
is coming over to watch the fightCopy !req
182. on my new color set.
It's 33 inches.Copy !req
183. They make 'em that size?Copy !req
184. - They do for me.
- Out of sight.Copy !req
185. You got it all going on.
I bet you're digging the skin you're in.Copy !req
186. You bet your ass I am.Copy !req
187. Hey, Vic! It's hot.Copy !req
188. About to get hotter. See ya, fellas!Copy !req
189. Eh, Frank, I look through your window
every night. I've never seen a color TV.Copy !req
190. - It's great that you got one!
- Yeah. I was gonna surprise you.Copy !req
191. Well, it's gonna be one hell of a party.Copy !req
192. Frank got himself a new color TV!Copy !req
193. - It's 33 inches!
- Oh, that's wunderbar!Copy !req
194. Oh, shit.Copy !req
195. That was bitchin'!Copy !req
196. Ew...Copy !req
197. - My turn!
- Hold your balls!Copy !req
198. - Look out...
- ... below!Copy !req
199. Oh, he's gone too far.Copy !req
200. What the shit was that?Copy !req
201. Oh, my God, big kids! Run!Copy !req
202. Hiya, Jimmy.
Sorry about your house.Copy !req
203. It's not my house, shit stain.
It's my clubhouse.Copy !req
204. And I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.Copy !req
205. Huh?Copy !req
206. Little pussy! Get back here, Murphy,
and let me fuckin' kill you!Copy !req
207. Frank, why did you do that?
We can't afford a big color TV.Copy !req
208. Well, I can't afford
not to have one now.Copy !req
209. Things were said in that driveway
that cannot be unsaid.Copy !req
210. This is all the money
we have saved in the world.Copy !req
211. It's Kevin's college fund.Copy !req
212. Come on, Sue. We both know
Kevin's not going to college.Copy !req
213. That's not the point.
I just wish you'd told me.Copy !req
214. All I'm saying is you don't get to make
big financial decisions like thisCopy !req
215. - by yourself.
- Then agree with me.Copy !req
216. That way we both decided together.Copy !req
217. OK. All I ask is that we stay
within our budget.Copy !req
218. Absolutely. We will not
spend one more dime than—Copy !req
219. Sweet Jesus.Copy !req
220. I see you know your TVs.Copy !req
221. This is the Sonabishi Color Plex here.Copy !req
222. It is the biggest and
heaviest television on the market.Copy !req
223. Mm, this varnish. It's so decadent.Copy !req
224. It was hand-rubbed in Korea.Copy !req
225. Huh.Copy !req
226. - Wow.
- We don't have that much cash.Copy !req
227. We're $50 short.Copy !req
228. I know, but I need this, Sue.Copy !req
229. Oh, I need this.Copy !req
230. You know, I'll tell you what.
We could finance that last $50Copy !req
231. 26 percent.Copy !req
232. Sold.Copy !req
233. - Come on, just touch it a little.
- No.Copy !req
234. - I won't tell anybody.
- No.Copy !req
235. - Then let me touch you.
- No.Copy !req
236. Come on, you're so pretty
and you're so cool,Copy !req
237. and I really like you,Copy !req
238. and you're the only one
I want to touch it.Copy !req
239. All right, but only over your pants.Copy !req
240. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
241. Kevin! Billy's getting killed
by some big kids!Copy !req
242. Now? Son of a bitch!Copy !req
243. Ow!Copy !req
244. Cut it out! This isn't funny anymore!Copy !req
245. Leave me alone, you jerks!Copy !req
246. Please!Copy !req
247. - Yeah!
- Stop it!Copy !req
248. Oh, I'm gonna be a cop!Copy !req
249. - Ouch!
- Jimmy!Copy !req
250. Shit, it's Kevin Murphy!Copy !req
251. Oh, hey, Kevin.Copy !req
252. Oh, man!Copy !req
253. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
254. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
255. Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!Copy !req
256. Thanks, Kevin.Copy !req
257. Oh!Copy !req
258. Kids, this right here is an example
of what can be yoursCopy !req
259. if you're willing to work hardCopy !req
260. and go the extra mile to give your family
the nice things in life.Copy !req
261. You are not to touch this
unless I say so,Copy !req
262. and I am never gonna say so.
Is that understood?Copy !req
263. - OK.
- Yes.Copy !req
264. Good. Now go to bed.Copy !req
265. Are you ready?Copy !req
266. We did it, Sue. We made it.Copy !req
267. Pull the knob.Copy !req
268. This is the ABS Evening News.Copy !req
269. You're not exactly Joe Namath yourself!Copy !req
270. No, Your Honor,
the defense does not rest.Copy !req
271. Evel Knievel.Copy !req
272. yes.Copy !req
273. Good morning. Channel Nine
begins its broadcast day with What It Is?Copy !req
274. A discussion of today's issues facing
today's black community, today.Copy !req
275. With your host, Jim Jeffords.Copy !req
276. A happy Sunday to all.Copy !req
277. So how do you people feel
about these election results?Copy !req
278. I mean, now that the Civil Rights era has
drawn to a close and we're all equal now.Copy !req
279. You know, not that you're going to be
marrying my daughter or anything.Copy !req
280. You have an interesting way
of phrasing things, Mr. Jeffords.Copy !req
281. Thank you, Ms. Unchacka.Copy !req
282. It wasn't a compliment.Copy !req
283. It's The Nickel and Pickle Show!Copy !req
284. In col—!Copy !req
285. Huh?Copy !req
286. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
287. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
288. I put the magnet on the TV
and now I can't make it go back!Copy !req
289. See? This is what
doing your homework gets you.Copy !req
290. All right, pretend to be asleep.
You were never there. It'll be fine.Copy !req
291. What the hell?Copy !req
292. What the hell?Copy !req
293. Ah, you got to be shittin' me! Susan!Copy !req
294. - Frank, what is it?
- What the hell?Copy !req
295. What happened to it?Copy !req
296. - It was like this when I woke up!
- Maybe you watched it too long!Copy !req
297. Oh, for Christ's sake, I didn't
watch it too long! It's brand new!Copy !req
298. Well, did you pour water down it?Copy !req
299. - No, I didn't pour water down it!
- Don't yell at me!Copy !req
300. - You're undermining me!
- No, I'm not!Copy !req
301. - The hell you're not!
- I'm not!Copy !req
302. Why the fuck would
I pour water down it?Copy !req
303. - What is it?
- You're on the side of the TV!Copy !req
304. No one is on the side of the TV.Copy !req
305. How could this happen?Copy !req
306. I know what happened.Copy !req
307. - I know exactly what happened here.
- Play dead or you will be.Copy !req
308. That slick son of a bitch
down at the TV store sold me a lemon!Copy !req
309. Oh, you're so lucky.Copy !req
310. Goddamn Korean-rubbed piece of shit.Copy !req
311. Major, you're not going anywhere.Copy !req
312. Get back inside, you stupid maniac!Copy !req
313. You need some help, Frank?Copy !req
314. - Everything's fine.
- His new TV's on the fritz!Copy !req
315. - Goddamn it, Goomer.
- Well, let me help you out, buddy!Copy !req
316. Hold that thought.Copy !req
317. - I like your shorts.
- I know.Copy !req
318. One, two, three, lift!Copy !req
319. All right. Here we go.Copy !req
320. Keep on truckin', chief.Copy !req
321. I'll be back in a second.
I have to go burn this shirt.Copy !req
322. Feminist Focus,
with your host, Jim Jeffords.Copy !req
323. Thank you for joining us, ladies.
May I say, you all look super hot.Copy !req
324. You ever think people would listen to your
opinions more if you brushed your hair?Copy !req
325. You—Copy !req
326. There you have it. A lemon.Copy !req
327. So, uh... how we gonna do this?
Refund, new set?Copy !req
328. So what happened here?
Pour water down the back?Copy !req
329. Why do people keep asking me that?Copy !req
330. Why on earth would I pour water
down the back of my own television set?Copy !req
331. - OK, look, sir—
- You call me "sir" like you mean it.Copy !req
332. This TV worked perfectly when it left
the store, so we're not responsible.Copy !req
333. Not responsible?
I spent $640 on this thing.Copy !req
334. Then you should've sprung the extra five
on the warranty.Copy !req
335. Let me tell you something,
you goddamn son of a bitch.Copy !req
336. - Now, Frank—
- "Now Frank, now Frank" nothing!Copy !req
337. I am gonna speak!Copy !req
338. You think you can put on slacks
and talk to a grown man like that?Copy !req
339. Well, do ya?
This is not how business is done.Copy !req
340. I am a customer of this store
of long standing.Copy !req
341. I bought a radio back here
when there was no TVCopy !req
342. and you, sir,
were still in your dad's balls!Copy !req
343. Now I have been wronged
in this transaction! Get off of me!Copy !req
344. I have been wronged in this transaction
and I have 14 people,Copy !req
345. an entire cul-de-sac,
coming to my home tonightCopy !req
346. to watch the fight
on my color television!Copy !req
347. So you need to rectify this situation!Copy !req
348. Now what do you plan on doing about it?Copy !req
349. Tell you what I can do.Copy !req
350. I'll hold the door open for you
so you can carry it back to the car.Copy !req
351. Maybe you should've gotten the warranty.Copy !req
352. If they didn't sell us a lemon
and you didn't break it, then who did?Copy !req
353. Oh, Sue, I don't know who—Copy !req
354. Those fuckin' animals.Copy !req
355. You kids either really think I'm dumb,
or you don't respect me.Copy !req
356. - Or both.
- Thanks, honey, I got this.Copy !req
357. That TV was fine when it left the store,
and I sure as hell didn't break it!Copy !req
358. - Now one of you did!
- And whoever it was,Copy !req
359. I want you to know that thanks to you,
your father went to that TV storeCopy !req
360. - and made a fool of himself.
- Oh, OK, Sue, thank you.Copy !req
361. No, they need to hear this.Copy !req
362. Your poor father made himself
look like a lunatic because of you.Copy !req
363. - Jesus Christ, Sue.
- And now,Copy !req
364. he has to watch the fight at Vic's while
the whole neighborhood laughs at him!Copy !req
365. They got it! Nobody is leaving this couch
until I know who did this.Copy !req
366. - Did you break my TV?
- It wasn't me, Daddy.Copy !req
367. Ah, I know it wasn't, princess.
You can go.Copy !req
368. - Can you give me a quarter for ice cream?
- I don't have one.Copy !req
369. - Did you break my TV?
- No.Copy !req
370. - Did you break my TV?
- No.Copy !req
371. - Did he break my TV?
- No.Copy !req
372. - Did he break my TV?
- No.Copy !req
373. - Who broke my TV?
- We don't know.Copy !req
374. One of you is a liar.
Are you a liar?Copy !req
375. - Didn't do it!
- All right.Copy !req
376. So that's how it's gonna be?
Very well.Copy !req
377. We will sit here all dayCopy !req
378. until one of you respects us enough
to tell the truth.Copy !req
379. - Dad—
- I did it. I broke your new TV.Copy !req
380. - You did?
- Yeah, it was me.Copy !req
381. Ah-ha! I knew it! How?Copy !req
382. I poured water down it.Copy !req
383. Poured water— Why the hell
would you pour water down it?Copy !req
384. I'll tell you why.
'Cause you got no respect, that's why.Copy !req
385. Oh, yeah? Well guess what, genius?
I didn't do it!Copy !req
386. You didn't? Then why the hell
would you tell me you did?Copy !req
387. Because I fucking hate you!Copy !req
388. Frank?Copy !req
389. You have something you want to tell me?Copy !req
390. I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
391. I can't look at you right now.
I might kill you.Copy !req
392. It's not so much that you broke my TV.
It's that you lied to me.Copy !req
393. We are taking you
right down to that store,Copy !req
394. and you are gonna
march right up to that salesmanCopy !req
395. and apologize for what you did,Copy !req
396. and for making your father
humiliate himself.Copy !req
397. There were so many people we knew
in that store.Copy !req
398. Oh, Sue, for the love of Christ!Copy !req
399. So I kicked the guy's ass,
jumped into my car,Copy !req
400. and I got to the Civic right as Grand Funk
was taking the stage. It was insane.Copy !req
401. Just another page
out of my life journey.Copy !req
402. Did a bum shit in your mouth?Copy !req
403. - Can I help you?
- Um, my dad told me to...Copy !req
404. I know who your old man is. That's the guy
who poured water in the Sonabishi.Copy !req
405. He didn't pour water in it.Copy !req
406. He sent you here to give me the sob story?
Too chicken to face me, huh?Copy !req
407. He's not chicken. I just—Copy !req
408. Nice old man you got there,
sending a kid to bitch and moan for him.Copy !req
409. Unbelievable. Now get outta here.Copy !req
410. Go tell your dad
he's a bigger punk than I thought.Copy !req
411. Or just stand there pissing yourself,
makes no difference to me.Copy !req
412. Did I tell you how the Army didn't take me
because they said my dick was too big?Copy !req
413. I mean, I can't help it.
I can't help what I got.Copy !req
414. Not complaining about it, but really
wanted to fight for our country.Copy !req
415. Hey, Luger!Copy !req
416. You're one dead gringo.Copy !req
417. Oh, is that so, Escobar?Copy !req
418. Sí. Are you going to run, or do you got
the cajones to stand and fight?Copy !req
419. Well, sometimes a man's gotta do...Copy !req
420. - what a man does.
- What a man does.Copy !req
421. Ay, Chihuahua!Copy !req
422. I ain't buying this piece of shit.Copy !req
423. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
424. Jesus, Chuck, what in the hell
is wrong with all these TVs?Copy !req
425. I don't know, Dad. We never
had a problem with these before.Copy !req
426. Well, we sure as shit do now!
I mean, Christ, they're all defective!Copy !req
427. Pull the receipts
of everyone we sold these to.Copy !req
428. Uh, excuse me, sir.
My dad bought one of those.Copy !req
429. The Pattonhouse is a better model.Copy !req
430. The Sonabishi is good, but we must've
got a bad bunch from overseas.Copy !req
431. Those Orientals don't do good work.
Their hands are too small.Copy !req
432. Again, my apologies
for the defective product.Copy !req
433. And...Copy !req
434. Sorry I raised my voice to you, sir.Copy !req
435. Uh... OK. Thank you.Copy !req
436. - What happened in there?
- Well—Copy !req
437. I know what happened.
I know exactly what happened.Copy !req
438. I finally won one! I won!Copy !req
439. You hear that, world?
Frank Murphy's not a loser!Copy !req
440. Frank Murphy's a wi—Copy !req
441. Whoa! Watch it!Copy !req
442. Ha-ha! Those Koreans'll never kill me!Copy !req
443. And the fighters
are approaching the ring!Copy !req
444. You can cut the excitement with a knife!Copy !req
445. Hey, here we go, here we go!Copy !req
446. Shavers and Ireland
meet in the center of the ringCopy !req
447. for the traditional greeting.Copy !req
448. There's something kind of red there
on Mickey's face.Copy !req
449. Oh, my God, is he bleeding already?Copy !req
450. I'll tell you, Ernie,
he was wearing a turtleneck earlier.Copy !req
451. Those are tough to get off
at this altitude.Copy !req
452. Hey, your hero Vic
is over there watching it alone.Copy !req
453. Some party.Copy !req
454. We don't hold out many hopes
for the challenger tonight,Copy !req
455. - but he keeps on coming.
- Yeah, poor guy.Copy !req
456. - Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Uh...Copy !req
457. - Finish my science project.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
458. Come over here and watch the fight
with the rest of the men.Copy !req
459. - Really?
- Yeah, really.Copy !req
460. OK, here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
461. One sip. Don't tell your mother.Copy !req
462. Oh, no, they gotta stop this.Copy !req
463. That's it, Mickey, that's it,
let him punch himself out!Copy !req
464. And there goes the mouthpiece!Copy !req
465. Oh, it's gonna be a long and painful
night for the Irishman!Copy !req
466. Ah, shit.Copy !req
467. Does it ever fail?Copy !req
468. Just answer it.Copy !req
469. Goddamn it.
This better be good.Copy !req
470. He's dead?Copy !req
471. OK. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
472. Of course, yeah.Copy !req
473. - Who died?
- My boss, Ed.Copy !req
474. There was an accident at the airport.Copy !req
475. Oh, my God, are you serious?Copy !req
476. They want me to come in early tomorrow
to cover his shift.Copy !req
477. Sue, I think I just
got promoted to management.Copy !req
478. I think you did, too.Copy !req
479. You know what? I think our luck
is finally turning around.Copy !req
480. Jesus, Frank, a man is dead.Copy !req
481. - Yeah, but he was kind of a dick.
- Frank!Copy !req
482. You know, if this had happened a week
ago, we could've got a bigger TV.Copy !req
483. - Frank!
- Guys, I'm trying to sleep!Copy !req
484. Then close your eyes
and shut the fuck up!Copy !req