1. It— It's the Waffler!Copy !req
2. I waffle... your head.Copy !req
3. Breakfast any time.Copy !req
4. Yes!Copy !req
5. Can you please keep it down in there?Copy !req
6. - Sorry, Mom.
- All right.Copy !req
7. - Sorry about that.
- Jesus, Sue, ever hear of a diaphragm?Copy !req
8. Anyway, congratulations.Copy !req
9. You're the top Plast-A-Ware neighborhood
sales liaison for September!Copy !req
10. Gee, this is so special.Copy !req
11. I haven't won anything since my
high school softball team went to State.Copy !req
12. Oh, my goodness. Look at this.Copy !req
13. What is it?Copy !req
14. - It's a telephone answering machine.
- A what?Copy !req
15. When you're not home,
the machine will answer the phoneCopy !req
16. and let the caller leave a message
on cassette tape.Copy !req
17. It helps me keep track of my orders.Copy !req
18. And it's the official answering machine
of NASA.Copy !req
19. Oh, this must've cost a fortune.Copy !req
20. Well, you earned it.Copy !req
21. - This is so cool.
- Oh, man, it's like we're rich now!Copy !req
22. Well, you're all set.Copy !req
23. Now you'll never miss a sales call,Copy !req
24. which could come in handy
because we might have an opening soonCopy !req
25. for a part-time,
level two sales manager.Copy !req
26. Level two?Copy !req
27. Wow. Really?Copy !req
28. It's not definite yet,
but it would be a couple days a week,Copy !req
29. and we'd pay you... with money.Copy !req
30. That would be wonderful.Copy !req
31. But, oh, of course,
I'd have to ask Frank about it.Copy !req
32. Of course you would.Copy !req
33. I'll keep my ear to the ground
and let you know if the job opens up.Copy !req
34. Who knows, maybe someday you might drive
your own lime lady Lincoln!Copy !req
35. Oh, your husband seems to like mine.Copy !req
36. Hey, Vic, did you park this pimpmobile
in front of my house?Copy !req
37. Not me, kemo sabe,
but that color rocks!Copy !req
38. It's mine, Frank, and I was just leaving.Copy !req
39. Victor?
Look at you, all grown up.Copy !req
40. Oh, my sweet Jesus, it's Miss Saunders.Copy !req
41. I can't believe my eyes.Copy !req
42. You two know each other?Copy !req
43. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
44. Miss Saunders was my lunch lady
at Eisenhower High.Copy !req
45. And he was my special after-school helper.Copy !req
46. Remember how we
"cleaned the kitchen"?Copy !req
47. Yeah, you "fucked the shit outta me."Copy !req
48. Jesus Christ, Vic, show some respect!Copy !req
49. Sorry, neighbor, it's not me speaking,
it's my Chi.Copy !req
50. Bye, Sue.Copy !req
51. Honey, I got some big news for you. Big!Copy !req
52. Gather around, kids!Copy !req
53. Mr. Dunbarton,
the CEO of Mohican Airways,Copy !req
54. awarded your father the "Tie Tack
of Excellence," given only to—Copy !req
55. - Mommy won an answering machine.
- A what?Copy !req
56. Um...Copy !req
57. It's like a robot that answers your phone.
It's nothing, really.Copy !req
58. It cost 180 bucks.Copy !req
59. Jesus.Copy !req
60. Mm, I'm sure they buy them in bulk.Copy !req
61. So what were you saying?
I want to hear all about your tie clip.Copy !req
62. Tie tack. It's the highest award
given to only a select f—Copy !req
63. - Wow, this thing has two tapes!
- How do they do that?Copy !req
64. Christ, you people don't even give a shit,
do ya? Let's eat.Copy !req
65. I'm a mockery in my own goddamn house.
I might as well go sleep in the basement.Copy !req
66. Well, before you do,
I have a little bit of news.Copy !req
67. Vivian—Copy !req
68. Ah, shit, every time we go to sit down!Copy !req
69. I'll tell you right now
I'm not answering it!Copy !req
70. You don't have to! The machine will.Copy !req
71. Leave a message at the tone.Copy !req
72. Here we go, our first message.Copy !req
73. what kind of
fucking contraption this is,Copy !req
74. but I'm looking for Frank Murphy!Copy !req
75. Whoever's hearing this,Copy !req
76. you tell Frank that his boss, Bob Pogo,Copy !req
77. needs him back at the airport now!Copy !req
78. His union pals are staging
a goddamn slow-down!Copy !req
79. He promised me he'd put those
baggage donkeys back in their pen!Copy !req
80. - What a lovely gift, Sue.
- Hello?Copy !req
81. - Hooray for us.
- You tell him to get here now!Copy !req
82. Not tomorrow,
not ten minutes from now,Copy !req
83. but right goddamn now!Copy !req
84. Fucking eczema everywhere.Copy !req
85. Yep. I love me a good slow-down.Copy !req
86. Man, this is nothing.Copy !req
87. Did I ever tell you about
the Slow-Down of '63?Copy !req
88. We didn't start it till '64.Copy !req
89. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
90. While you're pulling this little stunt,Copy !req
91. I've got two plane-loads
of drunk ShrinersCopy !req
92. and crippled kids in Baggage Claim
screaming at me. Hurry it up!Copy !req
93. Bob, my union brothers
are working just as fastCopy !req
94. as Mohican Airways has responded
to our request for a new contract.Copy !req
95. And to think I once gave you
one of my old suits.Copy !req
96. And I appreciated that.Copy !req
97. I used it to upholster my couch.
And two chairs.Copy !req
98. And with the leftover material,
I made a cover for my pool.Copy !req
99. OK, Bob, I'm here. What's going on?Copy !req
100. Murphy, you tell these ingratesCopy !req
101. that if they don't stop
this illegal slow-down...Copy !req
102. I will put them out on the—Copy !req
103. Oh, God. I'm in a blood sugar free-fall.Copy !req
104. I gotta get a Ring Ding or a Pixy Stix.Copy !req
105. Is my foot on the gas pedal?
I got the numbies.Copy !req
106. Here you go.Copy !req
107. I'm going backwards!Copy !req
108. Rosie, come on, man, a slow-down?Copy !req
109. It's just gonna make the company
dig their heels in harder.Copy !req
110. Oh. Well, did Dunbarton
tell you that at the country clubCopy !req
111. when you were gargling on his nuts?Copy !req
112. Jesus Christ, it was one football game.Copy !req
113. Come on, I want to help you guys out.Copy !req
114. You want to help?
Tell your buddy Dunbarton this:Copy !req
115. if we don't have a fair contract
by midnight on Christmas Eve,Copy !req
116. the entire membership of this union
will go on strike.Copy !req
117. Christmas is our busiest time,
that'll kill the airline.Copy !req
118. You've got some work to do.Copy !req
119. And you? You just sit on your ass
and do nothing.Copy !req
120. This is good. We can work
on our screenplay for Fuck School.Copy !req
121. According to this book I read, somebody's
gotta fuck in the first ten pages.Copy !req
122. Stan Steigerwald misses an easy spare!Copy !req
123. He just lost the championship!Copy !req
124. Oh-ho-ho! You piece of shit!Copy !req
125. Dad, I can't concentrate on my homework
when you're screaming at the TV!Copy !req
126. This is how I relax!Copy !req
127. Blowing a shot like that
can drive a man to drink.Copy !req
128. I tell ya, Ern,
I don't like to drink and drive,Copy !req
129. but when I have to,
I drink White House beer.Copy !req
130. White House beer,
the one draft you won't want to dodge!Copy !req
131. Kids, I brought down the costume box.Copy !req
132. Yay!Copy !req
133. I love Halloween.
It's like Christmas for kids.Copy !req
134. - That's the one I want.
- I don't care.Copy !req
135. Me and Phillip are gonna
trick-or-treat together.Copy !req
136. Nickel and Pickle.Copy !req
137. - That's queer.
- You're queer!Copy !req
138. God! I'm trying to do better at school
like you want me to,Copy !req
139. and I've got two days to finish
this homework or I flunk out!Copy !req
140. Then I have to go get some shitty job
at the airportCopy !req
141. or sell my body at the bus station.Copy !req
142. I can't think in this goddamn house!Copy !req
143. I want to suck your blood in space.Copy !req
144. Princess, take that off now.
There's no girl astronauts... or vampires.Copy !req
145. Women will be astronauts in the future,
sweetie.Copy !req
146. Sue, why do you lie to the girl?Copy !req
147. Frank, I gotta make some deliveries.
Can you hold down the fort while I'm gone?Copy !req
148. Yeah, yep, sure.Copy !req
149. Hey! Hey, where you going?Copy !req
150. You're just gonna leave me alone
with these animals?Copy !req
151. - You leave them with me.
- Yeah, but that's our deal.Copy !req
152. You knew what you were getting into
when you let me get into you.Copy !req
153. - Gross!
- We are having a private conversation!Copy !req
154. You're in the front yard!
I can't work out here, either!Copy !req
155. I need a sanctuary for learning!Copy !req
156. You're still going?Copy !req
157. I think you can handle being a mom
for half an hour.Copy !req
158. Ah, Christ.Copy !req
159. - Breakfast anytime!
- Cut the shit!Copy !req
160. All right, brush your teeth and go to bed.Copy !req
161. It's still light out.Copy !req
162. We're playing a new game
called "Summer in Alaska."Copy !req
163. Come on, let's go.
Let's go, go to bed.Copy !req
164. Oh, man, now you're just screwing with me!Copy !req
165. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
166. Sue, it's Vivian from Plast-A-Ware.Copy !req
167. Can you pick up? It's important.Copy !req
168. Ah, Christ, she's relentless. Shut up.Copy !req
169. This is her husband. Sue isn't home.Copy !req
170. Oh, well, hello. How are you?Copy !req
171. I'm great. What do you want?Copy !req
172. Ah, shit, hang on a sec.Copy !req
173. Well, a part-time job
has opened up at Plast-A-Ware,Copy !req
174. and I wanted to offer Sue the position.Copy !req
175. Tell Sue to call me with her answer,
which I hope is yes!Copy !req
176. OK, uh, yeah.Copy !req
177. Uh, she-she did mention that to me,
and it, uh, breaks my heart to tell you,Copy !req
178. but, uh... she decided to turn it down.Copy !req
179. - Really?
- Afraid so.Copy !req
180. She said there's no job more importantCopy !req
181. than being a mother
to three beautiful miracles.Copy !req
182. Get back in your room before
I put you through that fucking wall!Copy !req
183. Oh. Oh, that's too bad.
She seemed real excited about it.Copy !req
184. Yeah, she was just being polite
to an older lady. Her words, not mine.Copy !req
185. Hm. So sorry to hear that.
I'll move on to the next candidate.Copy !req
186. Yeah, you do that. Bye.Copy !req
187. Ah, Christ, who put syrup on the phone?Copy !req
188. School is now over for the day.Copy !req
189. Have a safe and happy Halloween.Copy !req
190. I can't wait to start trick-or-treating!Copy !req
191. I hear the Malloys are giving out
full-size candy barsCopy !req
192. 'cause last year they gave out
dog biscuits and their house got TP'd.Copy !req
193. There's a werewolf!Copy !req
194. If I die, tell my mom I touched
the soft spot on my brother's headCopy !req
195. when he was a baby.
I think that's why he can't read!Copy !req
196. Check it out, I can make this cat
sound like a wolf.Copy !req
197. Aw!Copy !req
198. That musical kitty was our ticket
outta this shithole.Copy !req
199. We was gonna be on Midnight Special.Copy !req
200. Oh, I thought we were gonna dieCopy !req
201. before we got to wear
our Nickel and Pickle costumes.Copy !req
202. Costumes?Copy !req
203. Hey, Jimmy. I like your costume.Copy !req
204. Are you going as a hobo?Copy !req
205. These are my Sunday clothes, dick licker!Copy !req
206. They're from the Johnny Carson collection!Copy !req
207. And trick-or-treating is for femmes!Copy !req
208. If I catch you two dressing up tonight,Copy !req
209. I'll skin you alive
and make your pelts into a comforterCopy !req
210. and I'll fuck your mom on it.Copy !req
211. And she'll say, "Ooh, that's the best
pelt-fucking I ever got, Jimmy."Copy !req
212. My mom wouldn't do that.Copy !req
213. I will gut you!Copy !req
214. Yeah, that's it, run away!Copy !req
215. I'll be watching!Copy !req
216. I know things are strained between us
since I moved into management,Copy !req
217. but I'm still one of you,Copy !req
218. and I'm gonna make sure
your best interests are representedCopy !req
219. at the contract talks.Copy !req
220. Did Bob Pogo tell you to say that?Copy !req
221. Pogo.Copy !req
222. He's so fat, he's gotta use a garden hose
and a hand-mirror to wipe his ass.Copy !req
223. - Eh? Am I right?
- You are not right.Copy !req
224. He uses extra-soft, double-ply toilet
paper that's in the executive bathroom,Copy !req
225. when all we get is the kind
that comes out one square at a time.Copy !req
226. And there ain't no divider
between the shitters!Copy !req
227. They took a beautiful thing
and made it ugly.Copy !req
228. - That sucks!
- OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
229. Those are all legitimate grievances.Copy !req
230. And I hear you, but the industry
is changing whether we like it or not,Copy !req
231. and there has to be compromises
on both sides.Copy !req
232. I'm dealing with change in my own life.Copy !req
233. For instance, my wife
just got this new answering machine,Copy !req
234. and at first I was afraid of it, but now—Copy !req
235. - She got a who?
- It's called an answering machine.Copy !req
236. It answers the phone for you
and records messages. But my point is—Copy !req
237. You mean there's like a little robot
inside that picks up the phone and goes...Copy !req
238. Aw, man.Copy !req
239. You dumbasses, that's not how it works.Copy !req
240. Frank, how does it work?Copy !req
241. Good, you're home. Help me put this
cat costume on Major. He's getting bitey.Copy !req
242. Do it yourself. I'm not going out tonight.Copy !req
243. I don't feel well.Copy !req
244. Mm, your forehead's cool.Copy !req
245. Take a little nap. After that,
you'll feel like trick-or-treating.Copy !req
246. I think I just grew out of it.Copy !req
247. Fellas,Copy !req
248. we're about to call the answering machine
the astronauts took to the Moon.Copy !req
249. OK, when you hear the beep,
leave me a message.Copy !req
250. Hello, there.
You are a shit-eating scab turncoat.Copy !req
251. It's for Dad!Copy !req
252. Yeah, yeah.
It's funny because we're friends.Copy !req
253. OK, OK, so then you hang up the phone,
you call back,Copy !req
254. and with this little beepy thing,
we can hear your message.Copy !req
255. put those baggage donkeys
back in their pen!Copy !req
256. Oops.
Went back too far.Copy !req
257. It, uh, breaks my heart
to tell you, but, uh...Copy !req
258. she decided to turn it down.Copy !req
259. - Really?
- Afraid so.Copy !req
260. She said there's no job
more importantCopy !req
261. than being a mother
to three beautiful miracles.Copy !req
262. Wow, it records everything you say.Copy !req
263. I am dead.Copy !req
264. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!Copy !req
265. - I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
- Mister, I can't find my mommy.Copy !req
266. Get the fuck outta my way!Copy !req
267. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.Copy !req
268. I'm home! Honey?Copy !req
269. Are you here?
'Cause we're going out to dinner!Copy !req
270. - Oh, boy!
- I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
271. I'll move on to the next candidate.Copy !req
272. Yeah, you do that. Bye.
Ah, Christ, who put syrup on the phone?Copy !req
273. So, uh... you listened to it, huh?Copy !req
274. OK, OK, you have
every right to be mad at me.Copy !req
275. So it's all right if you need
a few minutes to yourselfCopy !req
276. before you start making dinner.Copy !req
277. That's it, yeah! Sure! Get some air.Copy !req
278. I understand. Drive down to the end of
the block and come right back! Of course!Copy !req
279. You can't leave me alone with these kids!
I won't survive!Copy !req
280. - Ah, Christ.
- Where's Mommy going?Copy !req
281. She's supposed to help me
with my Halloween costume.Copy !req
282. I...Copy !req
283. Halloween.Copy !req
284. Ah, shit, they're coming.Copy !req
285. They're coming.Copy !req
286. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
287. They're coming!Copy !req
288. Trick-or-treat.Copy !req
289. No!Copy !req
290. Just a second! We're not ready yet!Copy !req
291. OK, OK, uh, your mom stepped out
for a bit. I am in charge.Copy !req
292. But we've got ziti in the oven, and
we're still gonna have a great Halloween.Copy !req
293. Hang on!Copy !req
294. Does anybody know where your mom
put the candy?Copy !req
295. Beats me.Copy !req
296. Daddy, I'm gonna be Mr. Coconut!Copy !req
297. No, you are not.
Mr. Coconut is a Mister.Copy !req
298. If he's a Mister,
why does he have milk inside?Copy !req
299. Uh, that's man milk.
Bill, you wear it.Copy !req
300. I don't want it.Copy !req
301. Do what you want!Copy !req
302. Aah!Copy !req
303. Just a goddamn minute!Copy !req
304. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
305. Where the hell is the candy?Copy !req
306. - Where'd Mommy go?
- She's out shopping.Copy !req
307. - Yeah, for a new husband.
- She is not!Copy !req
308. Did she say something to you?Copy !req
309. Stupid goddamn kids!
There it is.Copy !req
310. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
311. Oh, look at that, Fat Albert.Copy !req
312. I'm not wearing a costume.Copy !req
313. Well, then you don't get
any fucking candy.Copy !req
314. Daddy, the oven made a noise!Copy !req
315. All right, I'm coming, I'm coming!Copy !req
316. The rest of you,
only one candy per kid.Copy !req
317. It's an honor system, got it?Copy !req
318. Yes, sir.Copy !req
319. How dumb is this guy?Copy !req
320. Hey, hey! Put it back!Copy !req
321. I hope somebody
puts a razor blade in your apple!Copy !req
322. the mystery of the missing mother.Copy !req
323. No, no, no, no, no.
Colt Luger is a man.Copy !req
324. You are a girl. Take that off.Copy !req
325. - Cocksucker.
- What? Where did you hear that?Copy !req
326. Oh, right. Hey, when your mother comes
home, don't tell her I use that word.Copy !req
327. What if she never comes home?Copy !req
328. D'oh, you little cocksucker!Copy !req
329. Your brother made me say that!Copy !req
330. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
331. Hey, here you go!Copy !req
332. Happy Halloween from the Murphalettis.Copy !req
333. You're melting my candy!Copy !req
334. - You suck!
- Yeah, yeah, arrivederci.Copy !req
335. Look, Daddy, I'm Mr. Holtenwasser.Copy !req
336. Take that off right now.
Mr. Holtenwasser is not a Nazi.Copy !req
337. He's a Satan worshiper.Copy !req
338. He is not that either. He is not scary.Copy !req
339. He's just a sad old man whose family
was butchered in the war.Copy !req
340. Dad, which president
served the shortest term?Copy !req
341. - How should I know?
- It's the last question, I gotta get it.Copy !req
342. - That's what the library's for.
- Will you give me a ride?Copy !req
343. Kevin, are you blind?Copy !req
344. Look at all this shit I gotta do
with your mom gone! Take your bike!Copy !req
345. - Somebody stole my seat!
- Then walk!Copy !req
346. I know you got feet because
they came out of your mother first!Copy !req
347. Ah, that's so gross!Copy !req
348. Oh, fuck you, I was there!Copy !req
349. Who needs ziti? Dinner is served.Copy !req
350. Take that off. We'll both go to hell.Copy !req
351. Can I be Nazi Jesus?Copy !req
352. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
353. You said I can't be Mr. Coconut,
and the girl costumes aren't fun.Copy !req
354. OK. Fine.Copy !req
355. If it means that much to you,
you can be a coconut.Copy !req
356. Mr. Coconut.Copy !req
357. Mr. Coconut. Is that your mother?Copy !req
358. How do I look? How do I look?Copy !req
359. Heya, Frank. Did you think I was Sue?Copy !req
360. Bill's faking sick and I want candy.Copy !req
361. I'm going trick-or-treating now.Copy !req
362. OK, get in the car.Copy !req
363. I'm gonna take you
to an even better neighborhood.Copy !req
364. Yay!Copy !req
365. - Where are we going?
- I'll tell you when we get there.Copy !req
366. Happy Halloween! Sorry.Copy !req
367. Stupid Dad.Copy !req
368. If I ever have kids, I'm gonna
drive 'em to the library all the time.Copy !req
369. What the fuck?
You almost hit me, you douchebag!Copy !req
370. That's the point!Copy !req
371. Come on up!Copy !req
372. Uh, I can't, man.Copy !req
373. I— I have to get this last stupid
history question or I flunk out.Copy !req
374. Screw that. Join us.Copy !req
375. We're doing pumpkin hits!Copy !req
376. 'Tis the season!Copy !req
377. Fuck it.
Hey, don't bogart that gourd!Copy !req
378. Hey, check it!
Let's go up to that house.Copy !req
379. Bonfiglio residence.
Phillip Bonfiglio speaking.Copy !req
380. Hey. Jimmy's a jerk.Copy !req
381. I know. I wish he was dead.Copy !req
382. I'm gonna be 12 next summer.Copy !req
383. This might be my last Halloween as a kid
and we can't let some jerk ruin it.Copy !req
384. But what can we do?Copy !req
385. We should go out
and trick-or-treat anyway.Copy !req
386. We'll just do a couple streets,
and then we'll run back home.Copy !req
387. - What if he sees us?
- He's not gonna see us.Copy !req
388. It's dark and we'll be
wearing costumes. OK?Copy !req
389. OK. Are you sure?Copy !req
390. Yeah. Get your costume on.Copy !req
391. I warned you about wearing a costume!Copy !req
392. Can I go trick-or-treating now?Copy !req
393. Pretty soon, sweetheart,
but first we're gonna play a new game.Copy !req
394. It's called "Look for cars
that look like Mom's car."Copy !req
395. This is worse than "Summer in Alaska."Copy !req
396. Look, Jimmy, I just wanted to get
a little trick-or-treating in, that's all.Copy !req
397. You understand, right?Copy !req
398. Aw, you pickle pussy!Copy !req
399. Pickle pussy! Pickle pussy!Copy !req
400. Ow! Stop it! Ow!Copy !req
401. That hurts!Copy !req
402. - Ah!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
403. Look at me, I'm Haystacks Calhoun!Copy !req
404. Oh, man, he's flat. I think I killed him!Copy !req
405. - There's no blood.
- Must've killed that, too.Copy !req
406. He got away!Copy !req
407. You better stay in your house forever,
Murphy!Copy !req
408. If you ever set foot outside again,Copy !req
409. I will fucking mutilate you!Copy !req
410. Fucking asshole!Copy !req
411. All right, let's go.Copy !req
412. You're the man, Jimmy.Copy !req
413. I know. It's a lot of pressure.Copy !req
414. Daddy, where is this great
trick-or-treat neighborhood?Copy !req
415. Ah, it's around here somewhere.Copy !req
416. Goddamn it!Copy !req
417. Whoa!Copy !req
418. Shit, Murph, that was your dad's car!Copy !req
419. I know!
I threw it, and then it hit it.Copy !req
420. Whoever ruined my paint job
is lucky my wife just left me or I'd...Copy !req
421. Has anybody seen her? Huh?Copy !req
422. I gotta get to the stupid library
before it closes.Copy !req
423. I still have to answer
that fucking history question.Copy !req
424. I know history. History of drugs.Copy !req
425. Uh, what's the question?Copy !req
426. What president served the shortest term?Copy !req
427. William Henry Harrison, 31 days.Copy !req
428. How the hell do you know that?Copy !req
429. It's presidential trivia.Copy !req
430. It's on the label
of every bottle of White House beer.Copy !req
431. Homework done. I'm a fucking genius.Copy !req
432. It's around here somewhere.Copy !req
433. This is where Mommy buys macramé yarn.Copy !req
434. Exactly.Copy !req
435. Shit.Copy !req
436. You're not taking me trick-or-treating!Copy !req
437. You're looking for Mommy!Copy !req
438. OK, sweetheart.Copy !req
439. Uh, when we find Mommy
and you tell her to forgive me,Copy !req
440. then you can go trick-or-treat.Copy !req
441. And if it's too late,
I'll go by the grocery storeCopy !req
442. and I'll get you
all the candy you want, OK?Copy !req
443. It's not the same.Copy !req
444. You're right, you're right, I know.Copy !req
445. Let's just find Mom first.Copy !req
446. Well, that's either your motherCopy !req
447. or Boog Powell.Copy !req
448. Hey. Still mad at me?Copy !req
449. OK. Look, I just want you to know
that I know this is,Copy !req
450. this is definitely the worst thing
I ever did to you.Copy !req
451. Except for that thing in Harrisburg,Copy !req
452. which I'm now realizing
I never told you about.Copy !req
453. But I'm not apologizing for that,
I'm talking about this.Copy !req
454. Look, I got upset. Maybe I overreacted
a little bit to things changing.Copy !req
455. And I just want to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
456. Nice rip.Copy !req
457. I'm just really, really sorry.Copy !req
458. OK?Copy !req
459. Does, uh, does that make it better?Copy !req
460. We, uh, we good now?Copy !req
461. No, Frank. Those are just words.Copy !req
462. They don't mean anything
unless you back 'em up.Copy !req
463. Look... I love you, and I love the kids,Copy !req
464. but I need more... for myself.Copy !req
465. - Oh, Jesus.
- What was that?Copy !req
466. Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
467. When Vivian mentioned that job,Copy !req
468. my first thought
was what your reaction would be.Copy !req
469. I didn't consider what I wanted.Copy !req
470. It made me think,
"How did I become this person?"Copy !req
471. So I called her tonight
and I took that job.Copy !req
472. I start next week,
and you need to be OK with that.Copy !req
473. Wow. OK, uh...Copy !req
474. Yes. I'm OK with it.Copy !req
475. Good.Copy !req
476. Hi, Bill. I'm glad you're feeling better.Copy !req
477. It's me, Mommy!Copy !req
478. Maureen? Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
479. You let her be Mr. Coconut?Copy !req
480. It won't be an easy life for her,
but it's the choice she made.Copy !req
481. So, uh... what do you say?
You ready to come home?Copy !req
482. Uh, I'll be home soon.
I paid for 300 pitches.Copy !req
483. I was pretty mad at you.Copy !req
484. OK. Sure. I'll see you at home later.Copy !req
485. Just keep that elbow up. You're not
getting through the zone fast enough.Copy !req
486. - Just do what you want.
- Thanks, honey.Copy !req
487. Let's go trick-or-treat now.Copy !req
488. I don't want to anymore. I'm hungry.Copy !req
489. Didn't you eat? I made ziti.Copy !req
490. You poured it on everybody's candy.Copy !req
491. That's right, I did.
I'll make you some cereal.Copy !req