1. Everybody Hates Chris #60
"Everybody Hates Being Cool"
Closed CaptionedCopy !req
2. At 15, I was sick
of being a nerd.Copy !req
3. When you're a nerd, peopleCopy !req
4. you want to pay attention
to you ignore you,Copy !req
5. and the people you wish would
ignore you, pay attention.Copy !req
6. And I was done with it.Copy !req
7. From now on,
I was going to be cool.Copy !req
8. Cool guys got everything—Copy !req
9. girls, cars, girls,
money, girls.Copy !req
10. But what exactly is cool?Copy !req
11. I tried the surfer look.Copy !req
12. I tried the superhero look.Copy !req
13. I tried the cowboy look,Copy !req
14. but I ended up with
the Village People look.Copy !req
15. No matter what I did,
I ended upCopy !req
16. looking as cool
as a fat guyCopy !req
17. in a sweat suit with
a herringbone chain.Copy !req
18. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
19. Since I knew nothing
about being cool,Copy !req
20. I decided to consult with
the coolest guy I knewCopy !req
21. to find out his secrets.Copy !req
22. Hey, little dude
from across the street.Copy !req
23. Let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
24. Hey, man, can I talk
to you for a minute?Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. Later on.Copy !req
27. What do you think
makes a guy cool?Copy !req
28. Cool?Copy !req
29. Man, nothing makes you cool.Copy !req
30. You either cool or you're not.Copy !req
31. But what if you're
not born cool,Copy !req
32. and you want to be?Copy !req
33. Well, the fastest way
is to associate yourselfCopy !req
34. with cool people.Copy !req
35. That way you're cool
by association.Copy !req
36. But why would they want
to hang with me?Copy !req
37. Look, man, it starts
with attitude, all right?Copy !req
38. Followed by a little
head gear.Copy !req
39. Accompanied by the walk.Copy !req
40. The walk?Copy !req
41. Yes, man.
All right— the walk.Copy !req
42. You got to put a lean
in your walk, man.Copy !req
43. You know, like
you're slightly botheredCopy !req
44. by an old gunshot
wound to the hip.Copy !req
45. Like this.Copy !req
46. Easy for him—Copy !req
47. he had a gunshot wound
to the hip.Copy !req
48. You see?
Now you try.Copy !req
49. Nah, man, that ain't it.Copy !req
50. Look, uh...Copy !req
51. The collar, that's right.Copy !req
52. Get this collar
popped up, man.Copy !req
53. All right, now try again.Copy !req
54. I can't watch this.Copy !req
55. Nah, nah, that's...Copy !req
56. that's not it at all.Copy !req
57. All right, look,
we definitelyCopy !req
58. gonna have to pull out
the big guns on this.Copy !req
59. Now, the coolest boy
in the world right nowCopy !req
60. is LL Cool J.Copy !req
61. And you think you can
make me look like him?Copy !req
62. Let's find out.Copy !req
63. Not bad. Not bad at all.Copy !req
64. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
65. It's working already?Copy !req
66. Let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
67. Here's my self-respect, too.
Keep the change.Copy !req
68. Well, got to go, little dude
from across the street.Copy !req
69. Stay cool.Copy !req
70. While I was on my way
to being cool,Copy !req
71. spring cleaning was
making my mother hot.Copy !req
72. Ugh!Copy !req
73. Look at all this junk.Copy !req
74. No he didn't.Copy !req
75. Julius!Copy !req
76. What's going on?Copy !req
77. This is what's going on.Copy !req
78. You told me you were going
to get rid of that years ago.Copy !req
79. Instead you just
hid it from me?Copy !req
80. It wasn't hid.Copy !req
81. Yes, it was.Copy !req
82. It was underneath
your camouflage jacket.Copy !req
83. It was camouflaged!Copy !req
84. Baby, it's a good coat.Copy !req
85. Do you remember who
gave you this coat?Copy !req
86. I think it was Janet.Copy !req
87. You're damn right!Copy !req
88. So when you told me that you
were gonna get rid of it,Copy !req
89. that means you were lying,
so now you're a liar?Copy !req
90. Yes.
You're acting like you
pulled Janet out of the closet.Copy !req
91. What difference
does it make?Copy !req
92. It's a coat, not
a woman— damn!Copy !req
93. So you're telling me
you're going to keep the coat,Copy !req
94. even though I'm telling you
I don't want you to keep it?Copy !req
95. Yeah. I see no sane
reason to get rid of
it, so I'm keeping it.Copy !req
96. Okay, fine.Copy !req
97. Keep the coat, Julius.Copy !req
98. I hope it keeps you warm.Copy !req
99. Takes a brave man to choose
a coat over a woman.Copy !req
100. A brave stupid man.Copy !req
101. Hey, man, did you
get shot in the leg?Copy !req
102. No, why?Copy !req
103. 'Cause you're walking
like it hurts.Copy !req
104. I'm just trying
to be cool.Copy !req
105. It's not working.Copy !req
106. It's not working?Copy !req
107. Look at you— you look like
a powder blue Dean Martin.Copy !req
108. Technically, I look like
a powder blue Joey Bishop.Copy !req
109. Whatever.Copy !req
110. We need to change
our images.Copy !req
111. I don't know about you,Copy !req
112. but I'm tired of being at
the bottom of the totem pole.Copy !req
113. A powder blue totem pole.Copy !req
114. That's true.Copy !req
115. I want to be
like them.Copy !req
116. Tell me why they
don't go to school
and they don't work,Copy !req
117. but they have great cars
and great girls?Copy !req
118. Because they're criminals.Copy !req
119. Those are the kids
from the arcade.Copy !req
120. We can't be like them.Copy !req
121. I mean, those kids
have either been suspended,Copy !req
122. expelled or dropped
out of school.Copy !req
123. When you're old,
that makes you a loser,Copy !req
124. but when you're young,
it gives the illusion of cool.Copy !req
125. Shh, be quiet.Copy !req
126. Hey, kid, you got a cigarette?Copy !req
127. No, but I got some gum.Copy !req
128. Forget it.Copy !req
129. It's spearmint.Copy !req
130. And sugar-free.Copy !req
131. I don't think he's listening.Copy !req
132. Well, we learned
one thing—Copy !req
133. cool guys have
cigarettes.Copy !req
134. Now before you go getting
all upset,Copy !req
135. in 1986,
almost everybody smoked.Copy !req
136. People didn't give a damn
about health.Copy !req
137. Here's a partial list
of things in this pictureCopy !req
138. that people didn't know
where dangerous.Copy !req
139. Eventually, all these people
died horribly,Copy !req
140. but while they lived,
they were cool.Copy !req
141. My brother Drew was so cool,
he could do anything.Copy !req
142. But in the spring of '86,
that changed.Copy !req
143. Here, take this thing
away from me.
What's this?Copy !req
144. It's evil.Copy !req
145. The Rufus Cube—Copy !req
146. the most diabolical puzzle
ever invented.Copy !req
147. It caused nervous breakdowns,
divorces and suicidesCopy !req
148. because it was almost
impossible to solve.Copy !req
149. This looks easy.Copy !req
150. Chris, I got to go into the
library for a few minutes.Copy !req
151. Watch the register.Copy !req
152. The library?Copy !req
153. Yeah, I got to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
154. I do some of my best
handicapping in the john.Copy !req
155. Keep an eye
on the register.Copy !req
156. A big part of being cool
is taking advantageCopy !req
157. of opportunities
when they present themselves.Copy !req
158. Now that I had cigarettes,Copy !req
159. I had the start
of what I needed.Copy !req
160. A real cool guy
wouldn't have paid,Copy !req
161. but Nerdy McGeeCopy !req
162. would have felt too guilty.Copy !req
163. Even though I had the keys
to being cool,Copy !req
164. Greg was locked
into being a square.Copy !req
165. All right, just put one
of these behind your ear.Copy !req
166. Dude, that's contraband.Copy !req
167. The Surgeon General
told us not to...Copy !req
168. Greg, do you want
to look cool or not?Copy !req
169. Yeah, but I don't want
to be a fugitive.Copy !req
170. Freeze!Copy !req
171. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
172. Get down!
All the way down!Copy !req
173. Slowly remove the cigaretteCopy !req
174. away from your ear.Copy !req
175. Stay there, dirtbag!Copy !req
176. You don't have
to smoke it.Copy !req
177. You just have to put it
behind your earCopy !req
178. and walk around like
those guys at the arcade.
The arcade?Copy !req
179. I'd like to get back
in there again.Copy !req
180. You went in the arcade?Copy !req
181. Yeah, once.Copy !req
182. Forget that.Copy !req
183. That was before
you looked cool.Copy !req
184. Okay, man, I'll try it.Copy !req
185. Yeah.Copy !req
186. Oh, remember, you get caught
with a cigarette in schoolCopy !req
187. is an automatic suspension.Copy !req
188. Right, it's just to walk around
and look coolCopy !req
189. for the other kids.
Right.Copy !req
190. So how do I look?Copy !req
191. Nervous. Come on, man,
pop your collar.Copy !req
192. Put your shades on.
Roll up your pant leg.Copy !req
193. Okay.Copy !req
194. Better.Copy !req
195. No it's not.Copy !req
196. All right, let's make a pact.Copy !req
197. If either one of us gets caught
by the teacherCopy !req
198. we don't rat out the other.
Deal?Copy !req
199. Deal.Copy !req
200. Chris gave it to me.Copy !req
201. Chris?Copy !req
202. I'm so disappointed
in you.Copy !req
203. I know that nicotine,Copy !req
204. pork rinds
and malt liquorCopy !req
205. are the black man's vices...Copy !req
206. You forgot white women.Copy !req
207. but why infect Gregory?Copy !req
208. Because I wanted
to be cool.Copy !req
209. Now I just feel like a fool.Copy !req
210. I don't know.Copy !req
211. Well, I'm sorry, Chris,Copy !req
212. but you're suspended.Copy !req
213. When my parents found out, I
was finally going to be cool.Copy !req
214. Cool as a corpse.Copy !req
215. My father had worked
hard all day.Copy !req
216. But my mother had been
to space.Copy !req
217. You went to work
like that?Copy !req
218. Don't you know you
could get fired?Copy !req
219. What did your boss say?Copy !req
220. So you say you
want a raise?Copy !req
221. I got a raise.Copy !req
222. You shouldn't
be wearing that.Copy !req
223. Get rid of it.Copy !req
224. Oh, I'll be happy
to get rid of it...Copy !req
225. as long as you get rid
of that jacket.Copy !req
226. I'm not getting rid
of my jacket.Copy !req
227. Fine.Copy !req
228. Fine.Copy !req
229. Fine!Copy !req
230. Not fine.Copy !req
231. When you get suspended from
school, they call your parents.Copy !req
232. So if the phone rang,
this could be my last meal.Copy !req
233. So what's going on, Chris?Copy !req
234. What you mean?Copy !req
235. There's something
different about you.Copy !req
236. Did you get
a haircut?Copy !req
237. No.
Well, you look kind of cool.Copy !req
238. What he thought was cool
was actually terror.Copy !req
239. Mama, why are you
dressed like that?Copy !req
240. Ask your father.Copy !req
241. Daddy, why is Mama
dressed like that?Copy !req
242. Maybe your mother doesn't know
the differenceCopy !req
243. between a perfectly
good coatCopy !req
244. and a spacesuit.Copy !req
245. Better be glad she doesn't
have a ray gun.Copy !req
246. So, Chris, how was
your day at school?Copy !req
247. It was all right.Copy !req
248. Anything interesting happen?Copy !req
249. No.
You sure?Copy !req
250. 'Cause usually you talk
more about school.Copy !req
251. Can't get you
to stop talking about it.Copy !req
252. Nothing happenedCopy !req
253. at school, okay?Copy !req
254. It was just like
any other day.Copy !req
255. Any other bad day.Copy !req
256. Why are you talking
to your brother like that?Copy !req
257. He's just asking
you a question.Copy !req
258. Yeah, Chris, calm down.Copy !req
259. Drew, will you put that
thing down and eat your dinner?Copy !req
260. Dad, I've almost got it.
I can't stop.Copy !req
261. Either you eat your dinner
or do the cube.Copy !req
262. What's it's going to be?Copy !req
263. I'll take the cube.Copy !req
264. I thought somehow I had dodgedCopy !req
265. the suspension bullet,Copy !req
266. but actually it was just loaded
in a different gun.Copy !req
267. Hey, Chris, wait up.Copy !req
268. What's up?Copy !req
269. Nothing. Just thought I should
tell you about my day.Copy !req
270. What about it?
Oh, I just sat around
the house by myself,Copy !req
271. answering phones,
taking messages.Copy !req
272. Good for you.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I talked
to Grandma,Copy !req
274. Uncle Michael, the principal
from your school,Copy !req
275. Daddy...Copy !req
276. Never underestimate
the power of the Devil.Copy !req
277. Wait a minute, did you say
the principal from my school?Copy !req
278. Yeah, you know, they always callCopy !req
279. when they suspend somebody from
school for having cigarettes.Copy !req
280. Did they think you were Ma?Copy !req
281. I don't know.
I just answered the phoneCopy !req
282. and they started talking.Copy !req
283. You out three days... I guess
that's a total of $15.Copy !req
284. What is?Copy !req
285. Five dollars a day.Copy !req
286. You know it's going to cost
to keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
287. The price of being
cool was steep,Copy !req
288. but it beat the price
of being beat.Copy !req
289. Getting suspended from school
was hard,Copy !req
290. but figuring out what I was
going to doCopy !req
291. with my day was harder.Copy !req
292. Hey, man, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
293. I had nowhere else to go.Copy !req
294. You're not still mad
at me, are you?Copy !req
295. Yeah, actually, I am.Copy !req
296. You ratted me out.Copy !req
297. I'm torn about it, man.Copy !req
298. Please, don't make me feel
any worse than I already am.Copy !req
299. Why did you cave so fast?Copy !req
300. My therapist says
I'm bad under pressure.Copy !req
301. I'm just not cool.Copy !req
302. No kidding.Copy !req
303. Forget about it.
It's all right.Copy !req
304. So what are you going
to do all day?
I don't know...Copy !req
305. wander around till
it's time to go home.Copy !req
306. Maybe I'll see
you at lunch.Copy !req
307. Got to go.Copy !req
308. Well, all right.Copy !req
309. I was at the arcade, but I was
afraid if I went inCopy !req
310. what happened to Greg
would happen to me.Copy !req
311. Hey, it's Juicy Fruit.Copy !req
312. Hey, want a smoke?Copy !req
313. Look at Juicy Fruit.Copy !req
314. Thanks, man.Copy !req
315. What you up to?Copy !req
316. Nothing. Just hanging.Copy !req
317. What's the matter,
Juicy Fruit,Copy !req
318. you get lost
on the way to school?Copy !req
319. No, actually,
I got kicked out.Copy !req
320. So did I.Copy !req
321. So did I.Copy !req
322. Actually,
we all did.Copy !req
323. Except for Vinnie.
He never went.Copy !req
324. Hey, come on in,
hang out for awhile.Copy !req
325. Cool.Copy !req
326. I might not smoke,
but right now I'm on fire.Copy !req
327. You could do this
yourself, Julius.Copy !req
328. Yeah, but every time I do,
I nick my head.Copy !req
329. You know what's
going on?Copy !req
330. You got a lot of bumps
back here, man.Copy !req
331. Lot of lumps in the back
of your head, man.Copy !req
332. My grandmother used to read
these things, man.Copy !req
333. The configuration is telling me
you got a lot of tension.Copy !req
334. Yeah, well, that's true.Copy !req
335. Oh, got one coming
at 2:00.Copy !req
336. In barbershops
across AmericaCopy !req
337. somebody's always on
the lookout for women.Copy !req
338. No matter how they look.Copy !req
339. Oh, man.Copy !req
340. Look at that outfit.Copy !req
341. Man, she looks a fool.Copy !req
342. I wished my mama
looked like that.Copy !req
343. I'd never
leave the house.Copy !req
344. Here she come across
that street.Copy !req
345. Come on, come on, get
a little closer, baby.Copy !req
346. Uh-uh-uh! That is a
Cadillac walk right there.Copy !req
347. Honky Cadillac.Copy !req
348. Wait a minute...
Man, that's...Copy !req
349. Who? Hey, hey,
who is it?Copy !req
350. No, don't worry
about it, man.Copy !req
351. Where'd she go?Copy !req
352. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
353. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
354. Hey, baby, I was
just wonderingCopy !req
355. what you wanted
for dinner tonight?Copy !req
356. Rochelle...Copy !req
357. I guess I'm
interrupting something.Copy !req
358. You know what?
I'll just make
you roast beef.Copy !req
359. Bye, boys.Copy !req
360. Man, you got problems.Copy !req
361. You got that right.Copy !req
362. The next day, I had no question
about where I was going.Copy !req
363. Hey, Juicy Fruit,Copy !req
364. you want some beer?Copy !req
365. Nah, I only drink beer
with my dinner.Copy !req
366. Maybe we should go get
something to eat later.Copy !req
367. Maybe. So what we doing
for the rest of the day?Copy !req
368. Just about time to go
pick up Vito.Copy !req
369. You're gonna
love Vito.Copy !req
370. Who's Vito?Copy !req
371. He's a friend of ours.Copy !req
372. He gets out today.Copy !req
373. Out of what?Copy !req
374. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
375. You're cute,
Juicy Fruit.Copy !req
376. You're not too bad-looking
yourself.Copy !req
377. Trixie had her eye on me,Copy !req
378. but somebody else
had their eye on us.Copy !req
379. This way, Vito.Copy !req
380. All right, Vito—
see you again.Copy !req
381. Later that day, I met Vito.Copy !req
382. He was the guy these guys
looked up to.Copy !req
383. He was also a convict.Copy !req
384. Who's this?Copy !req
385. He's Juicy Fruit.Copy !req
386. Juicy Fruit?Copy !req
387. What kind of name
is Juicy Fruit?Copy !req
388. My real name is Chris.Copy !req
389. Don't worry about it.
He's cool.Copy !req
390. Yeah?Copy !req
391. You cool, Juicy Fruit?Copy !req
392. Yeah, I'm cool.Copy !req
393. Not with that nickname.Copy !req
394. We'll see about that
the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
395. What happens the day
after tomorrow?Copy !req
396. We're going to get the guys
who ratted on me.Copy !req
397. We'd do it tomorrow, but I need
one day to get the guns.Copy !req
398. And you're going to be
the lookout.Copy !req
399. So you cool with
that, Juicy Fruit?Copy !req
400. Mama!Copy !req
401. Before I went ahead with
being a lookout,Copy !req
402. I got a second opinion
from Doc.Copy !req
403. And they want you to be
the lookout?Copy !req
404. Yeah, I mean, I don't want
to do it,Copy !req
405. but these kids like me and I've
come so far on my coolness.Copy !req
406. And I'm just
the lookout.Copy !req
407. I can't get in any real trouble.
Wrong.Copy !req
408. You don't know nothing
about crime, do you?Copy !req
409. You act as
a lookout,Copy !req
410. while something
felonious occurs,Copy !req
411. that makes you
an accessory.Copy !req
412. Yeah, but I'll still
be cool, right?Copy !req
413. Wrong again.Copy !req
414. There are a lot of subheadings
to being an accessory.Copy !req
415. You can be an accessory
before the fact.Copy !req
416. You can be an accessory
after the fact.Copy !req
417. Or you can be an accessory
during the fact.Copy !req
418. In any event,Copy !req
419. if you get caught,
you going to jail.Copy !req
420. Doc spent three to five
as an accessory.Copy !req
421. Do you know how embarrassed
I was when you walked in
there in that outfit?Copy !req
422. I don't see why.Copy !req
423. That was a perfectly good pair
of hot-pink fishnet stockings.Copy !req
424. I don't see any sane reason
not to wear them.Copy !req
425. Okay, you win.Copy !req
426. I'll get rid of the coat.Copy !req
427. You sure?Copy !req
428. Now I don't want
to twist your arm.Copy !req
429. That's a good coat.Copy !req
430. Baby, you look like you're
about to ease on down the road.Copy !req
431. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
432. When all else fails, quit.Copy !req
433. Where's Drew?
Dinner's almost ready.Copy !req
434. He's upstairs working
on that cube.Copy !req
435. He's been messing
with it all day.Copy !req
436. He is obsessed
with that thing.Copy !req
437. What'd you do at
school today, Chris?Copy !req
438. Oh, you know,
same old, same old.Copy !req
439. My day was great.Copy !req
440. We're learning
time tables.Copy !req
441. Today we did fives.Copy !req
442. Five times one is five,Copy !req
443. and five times
two is ten,Copy !req
444. and five times
three is 15.Copy !req
445. And five times four is a brick
upside your head.Copy !req
446. Sure, I could have
not shown up,Copy !req
447. but then every time the
cool guys saw me at school,Copy !req
448. they'd say, "Hey, there goes
the guy that's not cool."Copy !req
449. All right,Copy !req
450. you stand here.Copy !req
451. If the cops come,
you blow this whistle.Copy !req
452. Got it?Copy !req
453. Yeah, but I don't really
think we should be here.Copy !req
454. I was out where
the buses don't run.Copy !req
455. I had lost touch
with the mothership.Copy !req
456. I was someplace
where I didn't belong.Copy !req
457. Chris, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
458. Sweatin'.Copy !req
459. I'm hanging with the
guys from the arcade.Copy !req
460. The cool kids?Copy !req
461. I don't know if
they're cool anymore.Copy !req
462. What's going on?Copy !req
463. I'm a lookout.Copy !req
464. And if the cops come,Copy !req
465. I'm supposed to blow
this whistle.Copy !req
466. Dude, that makes you
an accessoryCopy !req
467. before, during
and after the fact.Copy !req
468. I know.
I don't even want to be here.Copy !req
469. But I'm kind of stuck.Copy !req
470. You got to think
about this, Chris.Copy !req
471. My uncle was a lookout
one time,Copy !req
472. and he ended up getting
shot in the throat.Copy !req
473. In the throat?Copy !req
474. Yeah, he didn't die,Copy !req
475. but he ended up
wearing a turtleneckCopy !req
476. for the rest of his life.Copy !req
477. I knew if I didn't blow
that whistleCopy !req
478. I would never be
one of the cool kids.Copy !req
479. In fact, the cool kids
might kill me.Copy !req
480. But if being cool
meant going to prison,Copy !req
481. that price was just too high.Copy !req
482. So what are you
going to do?Copy !req
483. I did what any nerd would do.Copy !req
484. That day, Drew lostCopy !req
485. his cool, too.Copy !req
486. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
487. Take this thing
away from me.Copy !req
488. It's evil.Copy !req
489. I know.
I hate these things.Copy !req
490. Yeah,
I never want to see it again.Copy !req
491. Me neither.Copy !req
492. So what kind of games
do you like to play?Copy !req
493. I love Monopoly.Copy !req
494. Really? Me, too.Copy !req
495. Maybe we can get together
and play sometime.Copy !req
496. Great.
Can I have your number?Copy !req
497. I already wrote it down.Copy !req
498. Even when Drew failed,
he succeeded.Copy !req
499. Guys who do the Rufus CubeCopy !req
500. end up with other guys
who do the Rufus Cube.Copy !req
501. Drew ended up with a girl.Copy !req
502. Who knew to solve
the Rufus Cube,Copy !req
503. you either had to have
the mind of a geniusCopy !req
504. or the liver of Lindsey Lohan.Copy !req
505. Finally my suspension was up,Copy !req
506. and for once Tanya
didn't rat me out.Copy !req
507. Have a good day
at school, Chris.Copy !req
508. Thanks, Tanya.Copy !req
509. No problem.Copy !req
510. If you're wondering
why my cool friendsCopy !req
511. didn't come after me
and kill me—Copy !req
512. it's because of what
happened to them.Copy !req
513. Johnny Boy spent the rest
of his life in prison.Copy !req
514. Trixie had
a tragic pole accident.Copy !req
515. I'm gonna move
your leg.Copy !req
516. Slow here...Copy !req
517. Vito lived a happy,
successful lifeCopy !req
518. for the next four hours.Copy !req
519. Then he was gunned down
by some other cool guys.Copy !req
520. It seems cool, like beauty,Copy !req
521. turned out to be
in the eye of the beholder.Copy !req
522. This task force will not sleep
or be deterredCopy !req
523. until the gang's leader
is apprehended.Copy !req
524. For the purpose of this case,Copy !req
525. we're calling him Mr. Cool,
aka... Juicy Fruit.Copy !req