1.  EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #059
"Everybody Hates Run-DMC"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  For as long as I can remember,
music was a part of my life.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  And in 1986, the biggest act
in the world was Run-DMC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  What you listening
to, young blood?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  Young blood...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  what you listening to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  Run-DMC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  What kind of name
is "Run"?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  Ain't that a verb,
everybody?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  Going to that concert?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  I wish.
It's sold out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  I've got a guy that's gonna give
me two tickets tomorrow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  They're yours for $200.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  I don't have $200.
I'll take 'em.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Okay, I'll have them
tomorrow at 6:00.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  And I'm gonna need cash.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  Now I don't take
check, credit,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  pesos, rubles,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  wampums, ducats
or wherewithal.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  No problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  As long as you can also
loan me $200.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  Hey, everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  Hey, what's going on?
Hey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  Manny, you mind if I
leave these here?
What is it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  Applications for
my BFD Scholarship.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  BFD?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  Black Funeral Directors.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  What I was thinking
wasn't even close.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  You, too, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  So if you know of any young menCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  who would like to learn about
the wonderful world of death,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  this scholarship
is worth $250.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Sounds like ticket money to me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  I'm interested.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Interested in free money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  Oh, I didn't know
you were interestedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  in the bereaved and deceased.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  I'm not.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  This is a lot easier
than I thought it would be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  I was thinking
the exact same thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  All you have to do
is sign right hereCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  and you're the new
BFD scholar.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  Good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  Now when do I
get the money?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  Oh, as soon as you're
done with the program.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  Will I be done with the program
by tomorrow at 6:00?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  Oh, it's gonna take
longer than thatCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  to learn all you need to know
about death.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  No, it's not, because right now
I'm having a heart attack.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  Captioning sponsored byCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  While I waited
for my scholarship money,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  I was researching other ways
to get some cash.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  Give you an advance on your pay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Yeah, and I'll pay you back soon
as I get my scholarship money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  That sounds like
a good plan.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  But what happens
if you get killed?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  I haven't thought
about that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Ain't that nothing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  You learning about deathCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  and ain't even
thought about dying.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  Death can happen
at any moment, son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  It can happen
when you're happy,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  when you're sad, or when
you owe somebody money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  While I was hurting for cash,
my mother was in pain.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  So the chart says you
got pain in your shoulder.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  How did you do this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  I was reaching for somethingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  and I must've overextended.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  That's one way of putting it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  Boy, didn't I tell you
about throwing that ball?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  Mama, I didn't mean
to break it, I'm sorry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  Oh, your behind
gonna be sorry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  Ow! Ow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  Went too far back on
the windCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  You know that boy
broke a $60 lampCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  when I told him do not
throw a ball in the house.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  Next time, just stretch first.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  Stretch?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Nothing helps you give better
ass whuppings than yoga.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  It's part of the
proper technique.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  There are various techniques
that you can use to avoid injuryCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  while delivering
an ass whupping.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  There's the Two-Cheek Cross,
the Roundhouse Booty Buster,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  or my personal favorite:
the Kunta Kinte Will Breaker.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  In the wrong hands, a beating
can be called child abuse.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  But in the right hands,
it could be the differenceCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  between raising
a Bill Gates or a Bobby Brown.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Read this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  If you rest your arm
in a sling for a week,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  you'll be fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  A week?
I can't rest for a week.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  I got to cook and clean.
You're hurt.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  Make those kids do it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  Strap me up.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  My mother had a sling,
while my father had ch-ching.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  What's this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  I've got a fun project
for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  My father was famous
for his fun projects.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  Isn't this fun?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  What is this
stuff anyway?
Asbestos.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  We're gonna save a lot of money
on heat this year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  I need you to roll
these quarters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  40 in each roll.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  You think you can
handle that, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  Okay, Daddy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  That's my girl.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  I had a hundred dollars saved,
and I had to get the restCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  or my chance to see Run-DMC
was gonna be G-O-N-E.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  So, Dad, can I borrow
a hundred dollarsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  until my scholarship money
arrives?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  That depends.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  Can I borrow it back
two seconds later?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  For what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  Books.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  Mr. Omar gave you a scholarship.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  What, he can't give you
the books?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  I get $250.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  Wow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  They got any more
scholarships around here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  I don't know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  The Future Crackheads
of AmericaCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  had a scholarship,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  but they used that up
on Flavor Flav.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  Well, I guess it's
for a good cause.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  Turn around so
I can get the money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  I never did find out where my
father kept his secret stash.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  Here you go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  Thanks, Dad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  Thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  My father held onto cash
so tight,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  George Washington
couldn't breathe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  39...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  40.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  According to math,
the roll was perfect.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  But according to Tanya,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  39 quarters looked
a lot neater than 40.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  That's better.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  Bam!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  We're going to
the Run-DMC concert.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  Dude, this is
incredible.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  I promise I'll pay you back,
ten dollars a week.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  This is the best thing
anyone's ever done for meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  since my mom took me back
from the foster home.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  Well, we couldn't miss the
greatest concert of the year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  Where'd you get the money?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  Oh, my dad
loaned it to meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  and I'm gonna pay him back
with my scholarship money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  What scholarship?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  BFD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  Never heard of
that one before.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  But I'm guessing
acronyms today—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  Black Funeral Directors.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  Yeah, you have
a scholarship?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  Yeah, I've got four:Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  Future Physicists,
Future Pharmacists,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  Future Futurists,
and Sons of Izzo.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  Who's Izzo?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  It's an Italian thing,
you wouldn't understand.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  So you want to be
a funeral director?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  No, I just want
to see Run-DMC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  Duh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  My mother was
about to win an EmmyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  for best exaggerated injury.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  Yeah, get the pillow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Ooh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  Oh...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  Now I wish I wasn't hurt,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  but I am.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  So I'm gonna need you two to
pick up the slack around here,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  okay?
What do we have to do?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  Not a lot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  All of this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  Now you can appreciate all
the hard work I do around here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  Ow! Ow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  Drew, go get
my turtles.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Tanya, put my feet up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  You know my ankles swell.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  Pass me the remote.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  Move out the way.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  You're blocking the TV.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  Now that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  Come on here, girl.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  You can do it, sister.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  Come on, joker...!
Come on, joker!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  Yes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  You should've seen her
when she watched Card Sharks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  Now that I was going
to the show,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  I couldn't wait for Mr. Omar
to show me the money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  Hey, Mr. Omar,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  I was just wondering
what I needed to doCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  to finish up
my scholarship work.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  Oh, I appreciate your
enthusiasm, Chris.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  As you know, death doesn't
wait, so come on in.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  I'm just finishing up
my preparationCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  for the death Jubilee.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  Sweep that up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  Death Jubilee?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  Oh, it's only the biggest
event of the year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  It's like the auto show.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  If you drive a hearse.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  Now, look, I need you
to collate these,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  fold these,
take both of them,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  slide them into here, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  I need you to iron that shirt,
take the suitCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  to the cleaners,
shine my shoes,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  get me a paper
on the corner...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  I got a lotta more stuff for you
to do later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  Oh, the Death Jubilee
is all day tomorrow,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  so get your rest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  You mean get
your rest in peace.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  Now when you think I'll be done?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  Oh, you should be done
by Tuesday.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  Tuesday? But I have somewhere
to go on Monday.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  Go on Tuesday.
I can't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  Tragic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  Not as tragicCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  as missing Run-DMC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  At the Death Jubilee,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  I was beginning to realize
that the BFDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  was a bunch of BS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  Hey, Omar,
the scholarship idea? Genius.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  Hey, I could never afford to
come to this convention beforeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  'cause it cost so much for help.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  But you call it a scholarshipCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  and you get help
for less than half the price.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  Hey, did you guys
see the womenCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  over in the
bereavement hall?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  If you thought
last year was good,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  this year is ridiculous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  Oh, you think
that's ridiculous?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  Did you see the girl
standing by the hearse?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  Now she's bad for business.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  Who's gonna die with her
standing around.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  Oh, my God.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  You know Mrs. Eisenberg?
She called me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  Mrs. Eisenberg,
Mrs. Eisenberg?
Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  You're kidding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  I'm not kidding you.
We went out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  She's a firecracker.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  Almost gave me a heart attack.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  I told you not to mess with her.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  Well, her husband was
on bed rest for a year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  What can you expect?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  I didn't expect that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  Hey, tragic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  I'm done.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  What do you want me
to do with this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  Oh.
Right... here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  You know, you might have
a future in this after all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  Back at home, my mother found
that taking it easyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  was gonna be harder
than she thought.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  Hey, Mom, how do you fold this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  With your hands, dummy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  Hey, Mom,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  can you clean burnt
spaghetti sauce with bleach?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  If you want to die.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  Hey, Mom!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  Mom...!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  Ma..!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  Mom!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  While my mother's legs
were getting stronger,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  Mr. Omar's little black book
was getting fatter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  Oh, thank you so muchCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  for stopping by.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  Now you be sure
and call me now, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  All right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  Hey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  Oh, did you pass out
the pamphlets?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  Yeah...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  Only to the pretty ones?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  So, you're supposed to be
telling me about your business?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  What you want to know?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  Well, what made you want
to work with dead people?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  You see, there's something
you need to knowCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  about the funeral business.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  It's not about servicing
the dead.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  It's about comforting
the living.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  And some
of the living needCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  a little more comforting
than others.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  Go out to the truck,
get us some pamphlets.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  I'll be right back.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  Toast?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  Toast for dinner?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  Tonya can't cookCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  and it's the best
that I could doCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  in the condition
that I'm in.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  She's using most of her energy
faking being hurt.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  Ow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  Thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  Chris, why don't you
pass the toast around?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  See? I gotCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  wheat toast
and white toast and raisinCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  and crust and crustless.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  No pumpernickel?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  Mommy also has grape jelly,
strawberry jelly, hot sauce...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  Hot sauce?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  Hot sauce?
cinnamon,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  honey and syrup
to dip your crust in.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  Hot sauce?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  Um, did you finish up
those quarters like I asked?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  Yep, ten rolls.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  Good girl.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  Hey, Chris, can you pass me
the hot sauce?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  Hot sauce?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  So Chris, how was your day?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  Did you learn anything
about the funeral business?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  I learned it was heavy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  Yeah, I bet it is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  You enjoying those books?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  Yeah, they're great.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  Pass me the big piece
of toast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  Honey, how much longer
you gonna be in that sling?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  Until we run out of bread.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  I don't know,
Julius.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  As soon as I'm healed
and fully recovered,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  I'll let you know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  Ow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  While my mother was milking
her injury,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  I was being trained.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  First, I must say
you're really doing
a great job.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  Well, what do I have
to do today?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  Ah, just polish
a few coffins.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  A few?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  How long is this gonna take?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  I don't know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  Well, you think I'll be done
by tomorrow night?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  Because I have somewhere to go
and it's really important.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  Chris, there's nothing
more importantCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  than fulfilling
your responsibilities.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  That's what this scholarship
is all about: service.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  So do your best.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  If you get it done,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  tomorrow you can do
whatever you want.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  Okay, well, how clean
do they have to be?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  Well, I need you
to make theseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  look like this,
all right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  So do your best.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  I'll see you later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  Lock up
after you leave.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  You are the best.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  By the time I finished
cleaning those coffins,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  I almost needed one,
but it was worth itCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  because come tomorrow, I was
gonna have the time of my life.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  What time do you
want to meetCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  and go to the Garden?
You know what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  You go without me
and I'll meet you down there.
What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  I have to go by
the funeral parlor after schoolCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  to make sure there's nothing
Mr. Omar wants me to do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  I don't want
to have him thinkCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  there's any reason for him
not to give me my money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  I don't know
why you tookCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  that scholarship
anyway.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  Did you have $200
for concert tickets?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  No. Here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  Don't be illing, man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  I'll see you at 7:30.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  All right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  For my father,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  coin-cashing day was better
than Christmas morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  $97.50.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  No, that can't be right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  I know I had
a hundred dollars here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  Did you count it?
No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  Well, I did.
It was $97.50.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  Well, maybe you made a mistake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  No, maybe you made
a mistake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  You think you're
the first personCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  try to skim a few quarters
past us?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  Actually, he was
the first person to try it,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  but that was a long time ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  Back at Mr. Omar's,
it was almost quitting timeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  and I was three minutes away
from Run-DMC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  Hey, Greg. Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  So we're still good, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  Oh, okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  No, all I have to do
is lock up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  I'm out of here
in, like, two minutes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  So I'll meet you at the Garden?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  All right, cool.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  I had finished all my dealings
with deathCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  and now it was time to get ill.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  Excuse me.
Can you help me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  I can... but I don't want to.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  Sorry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  I was just locking up,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  but I'm sure Mr. Omar could talk
to you in the morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  Oh, it'll only
take a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  You see,
my husband passedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  and Mr. Omar wanted me
to bring a tieCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
395.  to go with the outfit,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
396.  and I just can't decide.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
397.  What do you think?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
398.  Blue or green?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
399.  Green.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
400.  Oh, yeah, green.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
401.  Leonard liked green.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
402.  Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
403.  Well, I'm gonna give this
to Mr. Omar in the morning,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
404.  but we can leave.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
405.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
406.  Maybe blue would be better.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
407.  He was an executive,
you know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
408.  Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
409.  Blue it is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
410.  No, you're right. Green.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
411.  Now tell me,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
412.  do you think
I should get socksCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
413.  to match the tie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
414.  This will only take a minute...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
415.  in old people time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
416.  That's perfect.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
417.  You remind me
of him, you know?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
418.  He used to have that same look
you have right now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
419.  Frustration?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
420.  You keep looking
at the clock.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
421.  Is there someplace
you supposed to be?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
422.  Yeah, I'm supposed
to be meeting a friend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
423.  Oh, that's nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
424.  I don't mean to hold you up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
425.  Then let me go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
426.  Leonard had friends now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
427.  Yes, there was Earl,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
428.  Louis, Zeke, Sonny.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
429.  Sonny, Sonny had one eyeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
430.  and he got
into a fightCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
431.  with Chester Jenkins.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
432.  He love watching sitcom,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
433.  especially Sanford & Son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
434.  He loved
Sanford & Son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
435.  I'm coming, Elizabeth!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
436.  This man could cook.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
437.  You talk about fried chicken?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
438.  His chicken was so good,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
439.  chickens be at the table
talking.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
440.  "Whoa, this some good chicken.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
441.  Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
442.  Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
443.  Bend it down.
Bend it down. Come on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
444.  Ooh, you good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
445.  You good, but you're
not as good as Leonard.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
446.  Ow! Stop!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
447.  I was missing Run-DMC,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
448.  but my father was really
missing his quarters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
449.  Shouldn't you be
at work, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
450.  Rachelle, I thinkCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
451.  Tonya may have stolen
from me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
452.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
453.  I went to the bankCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
454.  and the quarters I had her
roll up for me came up short.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
455.  Oh, no, my daughter
is not gonna grow upCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
456.  to be a thief.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
457.  We're gonna get
to the bottom of this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
458.  I still got one
good arm left.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
459.  No, no, no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
460.  Ow! Ow, ow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
461.  I'll talk to her.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
462.  You just get some rest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
463.  Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
464.  Thank you, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
465.  My father hated to think
that Tonya had stolen again,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
466.  but he also hated
being short $2.50.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
467.  Tonya,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
468.  did you roll those quarters
like I told you to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
469.  Yeah. Why?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
470.  When I went to the bank,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
471.  every one of those rolls
was a quarter short.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
472.  What happened to the rest
of my money?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
473.  Well, I took one quarter
out of each roll.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
474.  You didn't think anybody
wouldn't notice that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
475.  What did you do
with the money, Tonya?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
476.  Well, I was trying to saveCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
477.  to make you
another roll.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
478.  Save for another roll?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
479.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
480.  You didn't think I was
stealing from you, did you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
481.  No, of course not.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
482.  Well, that's what
it sounds like to me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
483.  No, no, that's not
what it sounds like.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
484.  I'm just saying...
Huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
485.  Look, your mother,
she needs some help.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
486.  Look, here, take that
and buy some candy
or something, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
487.  No, Daddy,
you keep it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
488.  Coming, baby!
Coming!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
489.  Oh, I'm gonna miss him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
490.  But you know what?
He had a good life.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
491.  Yeah, sounds like
you two got along.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
492.  Oh, no, he was
a pain in the ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
493.  But he was my pain
in the ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
494.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
495.  Young man,
can I tell you something?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
496.  What's that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
497.  This is the best
I've felt in days.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
498.  Thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
499.  You're welcome.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
500.  Come on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
501.  I know there's someplace
you got to be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
502.  There was someplace
I wanted to be,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
503.  but I was right where
I needed to be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
504.  Hey, what happened?
Where were you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
505.  I can't believe you missed it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
506.  Got tied up at the funeral home.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
507.  I told you that scholarship
thing was a bad idea.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
508.  It's all right.
I'll catch 'em next time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
509.  Next time?
There won't be a next time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
510.  It was incredible.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
511.  It was Aerosmith and Run-DMC
singing "Walk This Way."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
512.  I couldn't believe it, man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
513.  When I saw someone in distress,
I gave comfort.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
514.  Greg had a different approach.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
515.  But my mother pretending
to have a pain in her armCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
516.  was becoming a real
pain in the neck.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
517.  TONYA/DREW:
Ma!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
518.  Uh! Okay, okay, I'm fine!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
519.  I'm up, okay?
Are you happy now?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
520.  I mean, what does a woman
have to doCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
521.  to get some rest around here,
get shot?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
522.  I thought the BFD scholarship
was gonna be easy money,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
523.  but I was dead wrong.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
524.  At least I was finally
about to get paid.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
525.  Here you go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
526.  A voucher for $250
worth of books.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
527.  Books?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
528.  Books?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
529.  Books?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
530.  Well, you didn't think
you were getting cash, did you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
531.  Good night.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
532.  Tragic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
533.  You owe me a hundred dollars.Copy !req