1. The holiday break was my
favorite time of the year.Copy !req
2. Two weeks of complete
freedom from school.Copy !req
3. No assignments and no homework.Copy !req
4. This year, my holiday gift
to you is a homework assignment.Copy !req
5. I'm glad I didn't
get her anything.Copy !req
6. Don't fret. This will be fun.Copy !req
7. Your assignment is to help
someone in needCopy !req
8. and give back to your community.Copy !req
9. I'm on vacation. Call Oprah.Copy !req
10. Oh, I'm gonna do
what I do every ChristmasCopy !req
11. at the old folks' home.Copy !req
12. What's that?Copy !req
13. Pose for pictures
dressed as baby Jesus.Copy !req
14. I posed for pictures
as big baby Jesus. R.I.P., ODB.Copy !req
15. So what are you
gonna do?Copy !req
16. I don't know—
something quickCopy !req
17. so I can enjoy my vacation.Copy !req
18. Chris, what are
you gonna do?Copy !req
19. I don't know.
Maybe work at a soup kitchen.Copy !req
20. Oh, that's so nice.Copy !req
21. Oh, but the only thing isCopy !req
22. I don't think there's one
in my neighborhood.Copy !req
23. Oh, yes, there is.Copy !req
24. And could you give thisCopy !req
25. back to Robert,
the manager?Copy !req
26. He dropped it in
sixth period study hall.Copy !req
27. Sure he did.Copy !req
28. Thanks, man.Copy !req
29. Come get some soup?Copy !req
30. Oh, no. Actually,
I'm here to volunteer.Copy !req
31. I got plenty of volunteers.Copy !req
32. This time of year,
everybody wants to give back.Copy !req
33. But I'm doing this
for a school assignment.Copy !req
34. You got any suggestions?Copy !req
35. I don't know, man.Copy !req
36. White people take all
the volunteer jobsCopy !req
37. at the soup kitchen.Copy !req
38. If they really wanted
to help the hungry,Copy !req
39. they'd volunteer
at the meat kitchen.Copy !req
40. Hey, Kill Moves.Copy !req
41. You waiting for soup?Copy !req
42. This a soup line?Copy !req
43. I was waiting to sit
on Santa's lap.Copy !req
44. Well, what do you want
Santa to give you?Copy !req
45. 300 issues of Jet magazine,
a solid gold football helmetCopy !req
46. and an Ionic Breeze
air purifier.Copy !req
47. That last thing hadn't even
been invented yet.Copy !req
48. Anything else?Copy !req
49. A Christmas present
for my mother.Copy !req
50. Really?Copy !req
51. I can help you with that.Copy !req
52. This was
the perfect opportunityCopy !req
53. to get rid of my school
assignment,Copy !req
54. and it was the daily double;Copy !req
55. I got to help a homeless
person and a crazy personCopy !req
56. at the same time.Copy !req
57. Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT TELEVISIONCopy !req
58. Christmas was my mother's
favorite time of year.Copy !req
59. She loved the food.Copy !req
60. And she loved the decorations.Copy !req
61. My father, on the other hand,
hated Christmas.Copy !req
62. He hated the food.Copy !req
63. I need to go
grocery shopping.Copy !req
64. And he hated the decorations.Copy !req
65. We need decorations.Copy !req
66. What's wrong, Julius?Copy !req
67. Man, those papers are
heavy this time of year.Copy !req
68. Kills my back.Copy !req
69. What's going on
for the holidays?Copy !req
70. Not much.Copy !req
71. I didn't get my
Christmas bonus.Copy !req
72. It's gonna be tight.Copy !req
73. It's tight,
all right, man.Copy !req
74. I ain't got
this year, man.Copy !req
75. I'm not buying
no gifts,Copy !req
76. I'm not buying
no cards.Copy !req
77. I'm not even
calling nobody, man.Copy !req
78. Everybody getting
the same giftCopy !req
79. from me
this year— hope.Copy !req
80. Hope I buy
them something.Copy !req
81. Thanks, Manny
Have a good one, man.Copy !req
82. Good luck, man.Copy !req
83. My father would have given us
the best Christmas he couldCopy !req
84. until he found out
he had another option.Copy !req
85. Brothers and sisters,Copy !req
86. we need to stop
this Christmas racket.Copy !req
87. What's all this?Copy !req
88. What's this?
Come over here, brother.Copy !req
89. We encourage you
to celebrate Kwanzaa this year.Copy !req
90. And stop being a slaveCopy !req
91. to consumerism.Copy !req
92. Free yourself of your
financial oppressorsCopy !req
93. by giving African love.Copy !req
94. What's Kwanzaa?Copy !req
95. Kwanzaa is celebrated
the seven days after ChristmasCopy !req
96. and emphasizes principles of
family, community and culture.Copy !req
97. This peaceful African holidayCopy !req
98. was the great idea
of Dr. Malauna KarengaCopy !req
99. Later, one of his bad ideas
led him to prison for four yearsCopy !req
100. for felonious assault
and false imprisonment.Copy !req
101. Although Kwanzaa has enjoyed
limited success,Copy !req
102. felonious assault
swept the nationCopy !req
103. and continues to thriveCopy !req
104. throughout the African-American
community today.Copy !req
105. Well, are there presents?Copy !req
106. Yeah, but they should
come from the Earth.Copy !req
107. Like diamonds?
No.Copy !req
108. Well, they're
from the EarthCopy !req
109. and they're from Africa.Copy !req
110. Look, that may be true,
but I'm talking aboutCopy !req
111. crops and fruits and vegetables.Copy !req
112. What comes from the Earth
in Bed-StuyCopy !req
113. are cigarette butts
and crack vials.Copy !req
114. But we want toys,
right, Chris?Copy !req
115. Doesn't make much
difference to me.Copy !req
116. I haven't gotten a present
in four years.Copy !req
117. Maybe this year
I can get some fruit.Copy !req
118. Judging from my luck
during past holidays,Copy !req
119. I'll be getting some pits.Copy !req
120. Julius, can I ask you
a question?Copy !req
121. Shoot.Copy !req
122. Are you doing Kwanzaa
'cause it's cheap?Copy !req
123. Yes!
No.Copy !req
124. Are you sure?Copy !req
125. No.Copy !req
126. Positive.Copy !req
127. I mean, we don't want our kids
growing up thinkingCopy !req
128. holidays are all about
buying, buying, buying.Copy !req
129. There's more to lifeCopy !req
130. than just running
to the toy store.Copy !req
131. Okay.Copy !req
132. Mm... mwa!Copy !req
133. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
134. While my family was
preparing for Kwanzaa,Copy !req
135. I was preparing to go shopping
with Kill Moves.Copy !req
136. I didn't know much about him
except that on Sunday morningsCopy !req
137. he directed traffic
in his underwear.Copy !req
138. Hey, Kill Moves.Copy !req
139. Merry...Copy !req
140. I thought you was
the mailman.Copy !req
141. I was gonna give him
this Christmas tip.Copy !req
142. Come on in.Copy !req
143. When they get ready
to play on Sunday...Copy !req
144. You got cable?Copy !req
145. Can't miss Inside The NFL.Copy !req
146. I love Nick Buoniconti.Copy !req
147. So we looking for a gift
for your mother?Copy !req
148. No, it's actually
for your mother.Copy !req
149. Don't talk about
my mama!
I didn't mean
like that.Copy !req
150. That's okay.
I didn't hear you anyway.Copy !req
151. So what kinds of things
does your mother like?Copy !req
152. I don't know,Copy !req
153. but if it was your mother,
what would you get her?Copy !req
154. Diamonds and a white man.
Good choice.Copy !req
155. Okay, I don't think
we can buy that.Copy !req
156. But maybe chocolates?Copy !req
157. Sounds good.Copy !req
158. Good. So you got any money?Copy !req
159. Uh... just this.Copy !req
160. It's a bunch
of money in here!Copy !req
161. Where'd you get
all this?
In here.Copy !req
162. Okay. Well, let's go get
something for you mother.Copy !req
163. What crazy see, crazy do.Copy !req
164. Hey, Monica.Copy !req
165. Hey, Tonya. Cool hat.Copy !req
166. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
167. Oh, thanks, but you
didn't have to do this.Copy !req
168. Uh-huh.Copy !req
169. It's Christmas.Copy !req
170. Oh. Well, I have your gift.Copy !req
171. but I just...
I have to wrap it.Copy !req
172. That's cool.Copy !req
173. Hey, do you wantCopy !req
174. to go Christmas caroling
with me and my cousins?Copy !req
175. Christmas caroling?
Black peopleCopy !req
176. No, my family's already
doing stuff,Copy !req
177. but we're doing it at home.Copy !req
178. Yeah. Bye.Copy !req
179. While Tonya wouldn't speak
about Kwanzaa,Copy !req
180. Drew was ready to start
speaking Swahili.Copy !req
181. The first principle
of Kwanzaa is umoja; unity.Copy !req
182. That means us black people
gotta stick together.Copy !req
183. Well, that's it for Kwanzaa.Copy !req
184. Come on, baby,
you're gonna miss it.Copy !req
185. Here. Here's your corn.Copy !req
186. What am I supposed
to do with this?Copy !req
187. You husk it, and then
we make hats out of it.Copy !req
188. You know, to keep the blue-eyed
demons out of our heads.Copy !req
189. Whatever.
Look, can I have some moneyCopy !req
190. to buy a Christmas present
for my friend Monica?Copy !req
191. Well, I'm afraid
that's not in accordanceCopy !req
192. with the principles
of Kwanzaa.Copy !req
193. Or my father's cheapness.Copy !req
194. Well, she got me a gift,
so shouldn't I give one back?Copy !req
195. Absolutely. Here.
Give her this corn.Copy !req
196. You still got some money
left in here.Copy !req
197. You want it?Copy !req
198. No, thanks.Copy !req
199. Your mom's gonna love
those chocolates and the watch.Copy !req
200. I don't know.Copy !req
201. Are you sure this
is a good watch?Copy !req
202. Timex has a slogan.Copy !req
203. I never heard of a slogan
for Rolex.Copy !req
204. How about "It takes a lickin',Copy !req
205. and then you buy a new one
because you're rich"?Copy !req
206. Trust me, it's good.Copy !req
207. Anyway, thanks for your help.Copy !req
208. No problem. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
209. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
210. And merry methadone.Copy !req
211. Say, listen,Copy !req
212. could you go with me tomorrowCopy !req
213. when I drop the gifts off
to her house?Copy !req
214. Sure. Where does she live?Copy !req
215. I don't know.Copy !req
216. I guess giving back
to the communityCopy !req
217. wasn't goingto be
so quick and easy.Copy !req
218. I'll get it!Copy !req
219. The hard thing about KwanzaaCopy !req
220. was that everybody else
was celebrating Christmas.Copy !req
221. Even if you stayed
in the house,Copy !req
222. you couldn't escape it.Copy !req
223. Merry Christmas Eve.Copy !req
224. Hi, Greg. Uh, uh, come on in.Copy !req
225. Chris, Greg is here!Copy !req
226. I brought you
a Christmas gift.Copy !req
227. Thank you.
You didn't have to.Copy !req
228. Trivia fact:
those are his real ears.Copy !req
229. You didn't tell me
you'd be workingCopy !req
230. as one of Santa's
elves this year.Copy !req
231. I'm not.
Oh.Copy !req
232. So where's your Christmas tree?Copy !req
233. We're celebrating Kwanzaa
this year.Copy !req
234. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
235. Harambee!Copy !req
236. God bless you.Copy !req
237. Oh, beets!
These are my favorite!Copy !req
238. Lots of vitamin A.Copy !req
239. This was on my list.Copy !req
240. So what are you doing today?Copy !req
241. Well, I got to be back
at the North Pole by 11:00.Copy !req
242. But other than that, nothing.Copy !req
243. Good, 'cause I need your help.Copy !req
244. So we're gonna go through
some of your stuffCopy !req
245. and see if we can find
some clues to your
mother's whereabouts.Copy !req
246. We're going to point
to stuff and you're gonna
tell us what it is.Copy !req
247. Roger.Copy !req
248. You mean, yes?Copy !req
249. No, I mean Roger.Copy !req
250. You're pointing at Roger.Copy !req
251. That's the bear's name.Copy !req
252. And he finds pointing very rude.Copy !req
253. And he finds his owner
very crazy.Copy !req
254. I love Kwanzaa.Copy !req
255. Doesn't interfere
with ChristmasCopy !req
256. and it's a good way
to bring the family together.Copy !req
257. You know, Christmas
is too materialistic.Copy !req
258. Yeah, well, my mom
made this for you.Copy !req
259. Ooh. Well, tell your mama
I said thank you.Copy !req
260. You know, I did
a little jail timeCopy !req
261. with the guy
who invented Kwanzaa.Copy !req
262. Really?
Yeah!Copy !req
263. I won a hat just like this
from him in a card game.Copy !req
264. He was a good guy.Copy !req
265. If he hadn't committed
that felonious assault,Copy !req
266. Kwanzaa would have
caught on, been big.Copy !req
267. No, it wouldn't.Copy !req
268. Look, I got to go
in the back.Copy !req
269. Holler if you need something.Copy !req
270. She needed something.
She didn't holler.Copy !req
271. Well, I'll see you later, Doc.Copy !req
272. That's my CIA card from
the Bay of Pigs invasion.Copy !req
273. An address book.Copy !req
274. A piggy bank from the
1964 World's Fair.Copy !req
275. Wait, what
you just say?Copy !req
276. A piggy bank from the 19...Copy !req
277. No, no, you said this
is an address book.Copy !req
278. Mom.
Kathleen Devereaux.Copy !req
279. 551 East 63 Street.Copy !req
280. Dude...Copy !req
281. that's on the Upper
East Side of Manhattan.Copy !req
282. Do you know what kind
of people live there?Copy !req
283. White people and Spike Lee.Copy !req
284. Why am I doing this?Copy !req
285. Well, if you're gonna
go see your mother,Copy !req
286. you gotta get cleaned up.Copy !req
287. All right. You're the elf.Copy !req
288. Cleaning up Kill Moves
was tougherCopy !req
289. than cleaning up
New Orleans after Katrina.Copy !req
290. Here! What
size you wear?Copy !req
291. 650 long.Copy !req
292. All right.Copy !req
293. Uh... Oh, hey.Copy !req
294. Huh What
do you think?Copy !req
295. You have something
in a chartreuse?Copy !req
296. Stop moving around so much.Copy !req
297. Take it easy.
I'm tender-headed.Copy !req
298. Ow!Copy !req
299. After 15 bottles of shampooCopy !req
300. and a Silkwood shower,
our job was complete.Copy !req
301. You're done.Copy !req
302. Ooh-ee.Copy !req
303. I look like a young
Cleavon Little.Copy !req
304. More like an old Clifton Davis.Copy !req
305. How much?Copy !req
306. Nothing. Just consider
it a Christmas gift.Copy !req
307. Hey, Slick, if you wasn't
a psychotic, homeless bumCopy !req
308. I'd go out with you.Copy !req
309. Get in line, sister.
Get in line.Copy !req
310. Since there was no "Kwanzaa
Eve" celebration for my family,Copy !req
311. Christmas Day turned
into just another Wednesday.Copy !req
312. Aren't there any
Kwanzaa shows on?Copy !req
313. Yeah. The Bob Hope
Kwanzaa Special.Copy !req
314. Everything is about Christmas.Copy !req
315. Our ancestors played
games and told stories.Copy !req
316. Because
our ancestorsCopy !req
317. didn't have TV.Copy !req
318. See, that's Kwanzaa's
second principle,Copy !req
319. Kujichagulia—
self-determination.
KujiCopy !req
320. We define ourselves.Copy !req
321. We don't need The Man
telling us what to watch.Copy !req
322. Do we have any
wrapping paper?Copy !req
323. We have Kwanzaa paper.Copy !req
324. Here you go. baby.Copy !req
325. Mr. Omar is outside.Copy !req
326. Oh. I'll get it.Copy !req
327. Merry Christmas, everybody!Copy !req
328. Let the yuletide ring!Copy !req
329. What is all this?Copy !req
330. Oh, the Widows'
Choir of Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
331. Hey, y'all.Copy !req
332. Hi.
Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
333. What's wrong with y'all?Copy !req
334. You look like the Grinch
stole your Christmas.Copy !req
335. We're not celebrating
Christmas this year.Copy !req
336. We're celebrating Kwanzaa.Copy !req
337. Yeah, we're tired
of being consumedCopy !req
338. by this capitalistic nation's
mindless consumerism.Copy !req
339. Tragic.Copy !req
340. Well, you won't
be needing this, then.Copy !req
341. Come on, ladies!Copy !req
342. Let's go and celebrate
some Christmas cheer.Copy !req
343. This has got to be wrong.Copy !req
344. Baby, welcome home.Copy !req
345. Hey, Mom, Merry Christmas.Copy !req
346. I guess this is it.Copy !req
347. Baby, it's so
good to see you.Copy !req
348. I've been
very worried.Copy !req
349. It's good to see
you, too, Mom.Copy !req
350. How have you been?Copy !req
351. Homeless.Copy !req
352. Other than that.Copy !req
353. Good. You know,
watching my diet.Copy !req
354. I get a lot of exercise, and
I don't talk to space peopleCopy !req
355. as much as I used to.
Except for Gazoo.Copy !req
356. Well, of course.Copy !req
357. And who are you?Copy !req
358. Oh, I'm Chris.Copy !req
359. Welcome to my
home, Chris.Copy !req
360. Wow. Looks like
a department store.Copy !req
361. Well, this is my
favorite time of year.Copy !req
362. I bought you
a Christmas present.Copy !req
363. Hmm.Copy !req
364. A watch.Copy !req
365. And...Copy !req
366. Turtles.Copy !req
367. Where did you
find turtles?Copy !req
368. At the corner store.Copy !req
369. Didn't you see the Rolex?Copy !req
370. I have eight Rolexes,
but I haven't had a TurtleCopy !req
371. since I was a girl.Copy !req
372. This is very
sweet of you.
Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
373. Well, why don't you
put your coat down?Copy !req
374. Edgar, why don't you play
something for us on the piano?Copy !req
375. I want to talk to Chris
for a little while.Copy !req
376. Well, thank you for
bringing my boy home.Copy !req
377. He gets lost easily.Copy !req
378. Has he always
been like this?Copy !req
379. You mean "crazy"?Copy !req
380. Yeah.Copy !req
381. Oh, Edgar's always
been savant-like.Copy !req
382. As a little child,Copy !req
383. he had a talent
for charts, graphs,Copy !req
384. numbers and martial arts.Copy !req
385. Really?Copy !req
386. Edgar? What is the
square root of pi?Copy !req
387. 1.77245385.Copy !req
388. I knew that.Copy !req
389. Until a few years ago,
he wa functioning semi-normallyCopy !req
390. as an air traffic controller.Copy !req
391. What happened?Copy !req
392. Ronald Reagan.Copy !req
393. He fired us all.Copy !req
394. That sent me on
a downward spiralCopy !req
395. of paranoia,
schizophrenia...Copy !req
396. Reagan, too.Copy !req
397. I took to wanderingCopy !req
398. the streets until I met
Gazoo, the space man,Copy !req
399. He told me that the
only true freedomCopy !req
400. could be found by
living in a box.Copy !req
401. Gazoo?Copy !req
402. From The Flintstones.Copy !req
403. Later Christmas day,
my family got a visitCopy !req
404. from the Ghost
of Shoplifting Present.Copy !req
405. Oh, yes?
Hi.Copy !req
406. I'm Monica's mother—
Tonya's friend.Copy !req
407. Oh, hi. How can I help you?Copy !req
408. I came to return this
gift Tonya gave her.Copy !req
409. It's too
expensive.Copy !req
410. It has to cost
like $30 or $40Copy !req
411. Oh, well, I
completely understand.Copy !req
412. Wait a minute.Copy !req
413. Would you likeCopy !req
414. some beets?Copy !req
415. Why, thank you.Copy !req
416. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
417. Thank you.Copy !req
418. And a Happy Kwanzaa
to you as well.Copy !req
419. That look means, "I don't know
what the hell is going on,Copy !req
420. but I'm about to find out."Copy !req
421. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
422. Doc's store.Copy !req
423. Where'd you get the money?Copy !req
424. You did have
the money, didn't you?Copy !req
425. Monica got me
a Christmas presentCopy !req
426. and I didn't
have one to give back, so...Copy !req
427. I took it.Copy !req
428. You took it.Copy !req
429. You mean you stole it.Copy !req
430. I'm sorry.Copy !req
431. Oh, you're gonna
be sorry.Copy !req
432. But first, you're
gonna take thisCopy !req
433. back to Doc's
and you're gonnaCopy !req
434. tell him what you did.Copy !req
435. Am I in trouble?Copy !req
436. Girl, you better be lucky
it's the holidays.Copy !req
437. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
438. Nice to see you again, Mom,
but I gotta get homeCopy !req
439. before somebody
moves into my box.Copy !req
440. I want you to keep
in touch this time.Copy !req
441. I will. I'll call you
from the phone in my head.Copy !req
442. Great. Chris,
this is my number.Copy !req
443. Will you call me from
the phone in your houseCopy !req
444. and let me know
how he's doing?Copy !req
445. Yes.Copy !req
446. I appreciate that.Copy !req
447. You still have the
suitcase I gave you?Copy !req
448. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
449. Well, is there
anything left in it?Copy !req
450. No, ma'am, it's empty.Copy !req
451. Well.Copy !req
452. Here's another.Copy !req
453. Thank you.Copy !req
454. And thank you, Chris.Copy !req
455. It's nice to know that
Edgar has a friend.Copy !req
456. Yeah. He's a
good friend, too.Copy !req
457. Bye, Mom.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
458. My assignment was
to give somethingCopy !req
459. back to the community,Copy !req
460. and I didn't think
I had anything to give,Copy !req
461. but that's only because you
can't buy a friend at a store.Copy !req
462. Finding out that Kill Moves's
mother was a rich socialiteCopy !req
463. should've been the biggest
surprise I had that day,Copy !req
464. but it wasn't.Copy !req
465. What's in there anyway?Copy !req
466. Same as last time.Copy !req
467. You want some?Copy !req
468. I can't eat it all.Copy !req
469. No, thanks.Copy !req
470. Well, at least
take this, uh...Copy !req
471. holiday card.Copy !req
472. Thanks.Copy !req
473. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
474. Merry Christmas, Chris.Copy !req
475. Rochelle.Copy !req
476. What's wrong?Copy !req
477. This is the just
worst holiday ever.Copy !req
478. Chris isn't home,
Tonya's stealingCopy !req
479. and Drew claims he's never gonna
talk to white people again.Copy !req
480. Years later, Drew
married a white woman.Copy !req
481. but every Christmas,
he ignores herCopy !req
482. I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
483. Kwanzaa seemed
like a good idea.Copy !req
484. That's okay. We'll celebrate
Kwanzaa this time,Copy !req
485. but next year
we're having Christmas.Copy !req
486. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
487. What?Copy !req
488. Well, the reason we're notCopy !req
489. celebrating Christmas
this year is...Copy !req
490. I didn't get my bonus,Copy !req
491. I knew it!Copy !req
492. I knew it.Copy !req
493. You always choose cheap
over the truth.Copy !req
494. Why didn't you tell me you
didn't have any money?Copy !req
495. Well, I didn't want to
disappoint you, baby.Copy !req
496. Julius, we have been
15 years, three kids...Copy !req
497. And a partridge in a pear tree.Copy !req
498. I know you better
than you know yourself.Copy !req
499. Okay, fine. We just gotta
figure out a way to fix this.Copy !req
500. Kwanzaa had been
a disaster at my house,Copy !req
501. but at least Kill Moves
had a good Christmas.Copy !req
502. Then, just when I thought
I had nothing left to give,Copy !req
503. Hey! Happy holidays, 'lil dude.Copy !req
504. Let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
505. I don't have any money.Copy !req
506. But... I do have
this Christmas card.Copy !req
507. Thanks.Copy !req
508. You owe me a dollar.Copy !req
509. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
510. Even though Christmas
had passed,Copy !req
511. my parents wanted to let some
of our old traditions live.Copy !req
512. What's going on?Copy !req
513. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
514. Fortunately, one of the day-
after-Christmas traditionsCopy !req
515. is that everything is 75% off.Copy !req
516. Kill Moves and his mother
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518. the holidays should be spent
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519. Thanks for that two
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521. It was in that Christmas
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523. Yeah. In the
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