1. Out of all the girls
I liked growing up,Copy !req
2. the one that got to me
the most...Copy !req
3. was Tasha.Copy !req
4. Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req
5. She was cute,
she liked my jokes,Copy !req
6. but the most important thing
about herCopy !req
7. was that she was
the girl next door.Copy !req
8. I'll see you later.Copy !req
9. Yeah, see you.Copy !req
10. Like real estate,
Tasha's biggest selling pointCopy !req
11. was location,
location, location.Copy !req
12. I think I'm going to get Tasha
to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
13. Wow, what a coincidence.Copy !req
14. How's that?
I think I'm gonna getCopy !req
15. Janet Jackson
to be my girlfriend,Copy !req
16. and once we both achieve
the impossible,Copy !req
17. we can go
on a double date.Copy !req
18. We'll go
to the Playboy Mansion.Copy !req
19. And the girls will leave
with Pauly Shore.Copy !req
20. I'm serious, man, I
don't care what it takes.Copy !req
21. I'm going to get her.Copy !req
22. That line was spoken
by many people,Copy !req
23. most notably O.J. Simpson.Copy !req
24. I mean, I don't know why I've
been running all around townCopy !req
25. when there's a girl right
next door ready to be plucked.Copy !req
26. What if she doesn't want you
to pluck her?Copy !req
27. Somebody's got
to pluck her.Copy !req
28. What if somebody else
already plucked her?Copy !req
29. I don't care
who's plucked her.Copy !req
30. She's gonna get
plucked by me.Copy !req
31. I wish there was
somebody I could pluck.Copy !req
32. Thank goodness these guys
are good with enunciation.Copy !req
33. I don't know why
I waited so long.Copy !req
34. I don't know,
maybe there's a reasonCopy !req
35. you haven't gotten
with her.Copy !req
36. Maybe you're just
not supposed to beCopy !req
37. together.Copy !req
38. That's impossible.Copy !req
39. All right?Copy !req
40. She kissed me
on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
41. We were together
for Easter.Copy !req
42. She even got jealous
when I kissed that other girlCopy !req
43. while we were playing
spin the bottle.Copy !req
44. As far as I'm concerned,
all the signs are saying "go."Copy !req
45. But they don't say where to.Copy !req
46. What if she says no?Copy !req
47. Then I'll be
back here with you,Copy !req
48. but I'm going to have her
in my life or out.Copy !req
49. Oh, I can't imagine
how this might turn out.Copy !req
50. Captioning sponsored by
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51. Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT TELEVISIONCopy !req
52. Tasha, wait up.Copy !req
53. Since Tasha was
right next door,Copy !req
54. it was easy to find
the right time to make my move.Copy !req
55. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
56. Look at you,
looking all cute.Copy !req
57. What you got, some girl
you're trying to impress?Copy !req
58. Yeah... you.Copy !req
59. Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req
60. Oh, I'm crazy all right.Copy !req
61. Tasha, I'm not crazy.Copy !req
62. I'm serious.Copy !req
63. I want to say
something to you,Copy !req
64. but I want to make it
very, very clear.Copy !req
65. Okay.Copy !req
66. What is it?Copy !req
67. I want you to be
my girlfriend.Copy !req
68. I'm already your
girl friend.Copy !req
69. No, not in like a friend who
just so happens to be a girlCopy !req
70. or like "Hey, girlfriend."Copy !req
71. No, I want you
to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
72. One word,
not two.Copy !req
73. Girlfriend,
as inCopy !req
74. "Chris and Tasha
are boyfriend and girlfriend."Copy !req
75. You want me to be
your girlfriend?Copy !req
76. Exactly.Copy !req
77. Hmm...Copy !req
78. Let me think about it.Copy !req
79. I'd have a much better chance
if she didn't think about it.Copy !req
80. Superior Court of New Jersey?Copy !req
81. While I was getting things
out in the open,Copy !req
82. my mother found a skeleton
in the closet.Copy !req
83. Julius... married...
Tawny... what?Copy !req
84. Can't nobody stand youCopy !req
85. 'cause you're a liar
and you won't shut up.Copy !req
86. Shut don't go
up, prices do,Copy !req
87. so take my advice
and shut up, too.Copy !req
88. You shut up,
I grow up.Copy !req
89. Every time I see your face,
I throw up.Copy !req
90. Shut up.
The Junior Varsity
Sugar Hill Gang.Copy !req
91. Will both of
you shut up?Copy !req
92. I swear.Copy !req
93. That doesn't rhyme.Copy !req
94. Y'all couldn't be quiet
if somebody paid you.Copy !req
95. I could.
No, you couldn't.Copy !req
96. You couldn't shut up
to save your life.Copy !req
97. Quiet! Here.Copy !req
98. Here's your allowance
for this week.Copy !req
99. Okay?Copy !req
100. The next one that talks
loses theirs.Copy !req
101. Winner gets it all.Copy !req
102. While Drew and Tonya
were keeping their mouths shut,Copy !req
103. back at school
I was waiting for the word.Copy !req
104. And then I said that would
involve kissing and touching—Copy !req
105. well, I ran it down.Copy !req
106. Oh, man, you are going
to be so in there.Copy !req
107. I can't believe
you ran it down.Copy !req
108. I would have just ran.Copy !req
109. What'd she say?Copy !req
110. She said she'll think
about it.
Well, what
does that mean?Copy !req
111. It means
"Let me check every option,Copy !req
112. "see if I can get
someone I want,Copy !req
113. and if not,
I'll go out with you."Copy !req
114. And when she said every option,
she meant every option.Copy !req
115. She checked blind guys.Copy !req
116. Do you have
a girlfriend?Copy !req
117. Yeah, girl.Copy !req
118. What are you, blind?Copy !req
119. She checked dangerous guys.Copy !req
120. Do you have
a girlfriend?Copy !req
121. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
122. Now, give me your money.
Don't move.Copy !req
123. She even checked guys
who were girls.Copy !req
124. Do you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
125. I'm my own girlfriend.Copy !req
126. While I was waiting
to get my woman,Copy !req
127. my father's woman was waiting
to get him.Copy !req
128. Hey, baby.Copy !req
129. Why didn't you tell me you
were married to someone else?Copy !req
130. Huh?
Now would be
a good time to run.Copy !req
131. Don't "huh?" me.Copy !req
132. Tawny Reynolds?Copy !req
133. Does the name ring a bell?Copy !req
134. You better say something.Copy !req
135. She might have a gun.Copy !req
136. Yeah.Copy !req
137. Um...Copy !req
138. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
139. It was a long time
before I even met you.Copy !req
140. I was 17 in
Atlantic City,Copy !req
141. and we were drunk.Copy !req
142. We got married.Copy !req
143. Four days later,
we were divorced.Copy !req
144. Story of Britney Spears' life.Copy !req
145. Well, not according to this.Copy !req
146. "Complaint for divorce"?Copy !req
147. That's crazy, huh?Copy !req
148. I mean, because how could
somebody divorce youCopy !req
149. unless you're
married to them?Copy !req
150. This has got to be a mistake.Copy !req
151. What marriage isn't?Copy !req
152. You know, Julius...Copy !req
153. you know how much
a lightbulb costs per watt.Copy !req
154. How can you
not knowCopy !req
155. that you have another wife?Copy !req
156. Because those things
are less complicated.Copy !req
157. I do not have another wife.Copy !req
158. Yes, you do!Copy !req
159. Look, look, look, it
says so right there!Copy !req
160. You know what?Copy !req
161. What I want
to know is:Copy !req
162. if she's your wife,
then what am I?Copy !req
163. You're my wife.Copy !req
164. No!Copy !req
165. I'm your concubine!Copy !req
166. This is silly.Copy !req
167. Is she white?Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. No.Copy !req
170. Can she get
the house?Copy !req
171. Rochelle...
Is she white?Copy !req
172. Stop it.Copy !req
173. Do you have a
kid with her?Copy !req
174. Is she white?Copy !req
175. No.Copy !req
176. Is the kid
lightCopy !req
177. No.
Ha!Copy !req
178. So you admit that
you have a kid!Copy !req
179. Oh, God, I'm
going to be sick!Copy !req
180. There is no kid.Copy !req
181. How do you know, Julius?Copy !req
182. You didn't even know
that you didn't have a divorce!Copy !req
183. Oh, my God.Copy !req
184. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What's going
to happen to this familyCopy !req
185. if it turns out
there's another one?Copy !req
186. Kids, I'd like to introduce you
to your new mother TawnyCopy !req
187. and your new brother Julian.Copy !req
188. Girl, you just wasted
$2.17 worth of white meat.Copy !req
189. My boy.Copy !req
190. What am I going to
say to my children?Copy !req
191. The kids are going
to be all right.Copy !req
192. Look, look...Copy !req
193. Oh... don't touch me!Copy !req
194. We'll leave them
out of this.Copy !req
195. Listen, I-I'm gonna
sign these papersCopy !req
196. and take these to
the courtroom myselfCopy !req
197. and get this
straightened out.Copy !req
198. You do that.Copy !req
199. Because if you don't
straighten outCopy !req
200. what's going on
in these papers,Copy !req
201. you're going
to get a set of papersCopy !req
202. that look just like them.Copy !req
203. And she better
not be white.Copy !req
204. While my father tried
to explainCopy !req
205. why he had two women,Copy !req
206. I wanted to find out
if I had one.Copy !req
207. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
208. Oh, hey, Tasha, listen about
what I said yesterday...Copy !req
209. I thought about it.Copy !req
210. Yes.Copy !req
211. Yes, what?
Yes,Copy !req
212. I will be your girlfriend.Copy !req
213. And I get to
touch you?
Yes.Copy !req
214. In an 8:00 p.m. sitcom
kind of way.Copy !req
215. And I get to kiss you?Copy !req
216. Yes.
Ask for more, ask for more!Copy !req
217. In front of other people—Copy !req
218. not just strangers,
even people we know?Copy !req
219. Yes.
And if anybody
asks me,Copy !req
220. I can say, "Yes, Tasha
is my girlfriend"?Copy !req
221. Yes.Copy !req
222. All right.Copy !req
223. I need you
to sign this.Copy !req
224. I need your
thumbprint there.Copy !req
225. All right, now,
turn that around.Copy !req
226. Smile.Copy !req
227. Thank you.Copy !req
228. Who's this?Copy !req
229. She's notary public.Copy !req
230. There.Copy !req
231. Here you go.Copy !req
232. It's official, Chris.Copy !req
233. Tasha is your girlfriend.Copy !req
234. Somebody record thisCopy !req
235. so she can't lie
and say it didn't happen.Copy !req
236. After years of walking
out my door feeling down,Copy !req
237. with Tasha right next door,Copy !req
238. I was walking out
and getting felt up.Copy !req
239. Happy anniversary.Copy !req
240. Anniversary?Copy !req
241. Yes, we've been
together a week.Copy !req
242. Here, I made you this bookmark
with our names on it.Copy !req
243. Oh... thanks.Copy !req
244. So what'd you get me?Copy !req
245. A big box of nothing.Copy !req
246. Nothing.Copy !req
247. I didn't know we celebrated
one-week anniversaries.Copy !req
248. Oh... that's okay.Copy !req
249. What she really meant was...Copy !req
250. Oh, my God.Copy !req
251. This is the worst catastrophe.Copy !req
252. I found out pretty quickly
that getting a girlfriendCopy !req
253. was a lot easier
than keeping her happy.Copy !req
254. Hey, you want to get together
later and watch some videos?Copy !req
255. I loved watching videos
with Tasha.Copy !req
256. Nah, that's okay.Copy !req
257. I also learned that before
we did what I liked to do,Copy !req
258. we had to something
she liked to do.Copy !req
259. Come here, girl, you
know I'm just playing.Copy !req
260. I got a surprise
for you later.Copy !req
261. You do.
What is it?Copy !req
262. It's a surprise to me, too.Copy !req
263. Well, I wanted to
wait until later,Copy !req
264. but, you know, after I
get home from school,Copy !req
265. I wanted to
celebrate with you.Copy !req
266. I'll bring your
present then.Copy !req
267. Good one.Copy !req
268. Ooh, and then we can go
to Mr. Woo'sCopy !req
269. and get some Chinese food.Copy !req
270. Oh, and then I can tell youCopy !req
271. all about what this crazy girl
said to me at schoolCopy !req
272. and then we can talk
about what we're...Copy !req
273. Another thing I learned quicklyCopy !req
274. is that, much like Bin Laden,
girlfriends like to make plans,Copy !req
275. and those plans
did not include Greg.Copy !req
276. Hey, what happened
to you yesterday?Copy !req
277. We were supposed to
go see Lethal Weapon.Copy !req
278. Oh, I was out with Tasha.Copy !req
279. Oh.Copy !req
280. Well, do you want
to go see it today?Copy !req
281. I can't.Copy !req
282. Why, you got
to go to work?Copy !req
283. No, me and Tasha
are going down to Al B SquareCopy !req
284. to get matching
T-shirts made.Copy !req
285. More like matching blouses.Copy !req
286. Then we're going to the
photo booth to get picturesCopy !req
287. and then we're gonna get
something to eat.Copy !req
288. I knew this was
going to happen.Copy !req
289. What?
Don't you see?Copy !req
290. She's taking
over your life.Copy !req
291. She's got you running
around in matching clothes.Copy !req
292. It's like you're a
life-size Ken doll.Copy !req
293. I have one thing Ken doesn't.Copy !req
294. So what?Copy !req
295. Okay, I got
a girlfriend.Copy !req
296. What are you, jealous?Copy !req
297. Of course, I'm jealous.Copy !req
298. But this isn't about
me; it's about you.Copy !req
299. I thought you were
gonna be so in there.Copy !req
300. Turns out you can't
get out of there.Copy !req
301. It's like you're a
puppet and she's gotCopy !req
302. her hand stuck
up your...
Hey.Copy !req
303. She did?Copy !req
304. Yeah.Copy !req
305. Twice.Copy !req
306. Meanwhile, Drew and TonyaCopy !req
307. continued their war
of no words.Copy !req
308. Drew went to the Ike Turner
School of Sign Language.Copy !req
309. To save his marriage,
my father had to get a divorce.Copy !req
310. How could you not know
that you're not divorced?Copy !req
311. I signed the papers
and sent them back to her.Copy !req
312. How was I supposed to know
she didn't file them?Copy !req
313. Because you didn't get
your final decree.Copy !req
314. I didn't know I needed
a final decree.Copy !req
315. Well, you
should have.Copy !req
316. Who knows what this womanCopy !req
317. might have been
doing in your name?Copy !req
318. She could have been
holding up banks,Copy !req
319. taking out loans.Copy !req
320. Invading Iraq?Copy !req
321. Did you haveCopy !req
322. any kids with her?
No.Copy !req
323. Is she white?Copy !req
324. No, she is not white.Copy !req
325. Hmm.
Listen,Copy !req
326. let me throw a hypothetical
situation at you.Copy !req
327. This should be good.Copy !req
328. Say there
was a personCopy !req
329. who thought he
was divorced...Copy !req
330. A person?Copy !req
331. A person...
and that personCopy !req
332. went and got married again
and had some kids.Copy !req
333. Then, he got some papers
that said he was still marriedCopy !req
334. to another person.
Hypothetically.Copy !req
335. Hypothetically.
Well,Copy !req
336. that person could be arrested
and hypothetically sent to jailCopy !req
337. as a bigamist.Copy !req
338. Or just move to Utah.Copy !req
339. Does this mean that person's
current marriage is not valid?Copy !req
340. Hypothetically, no,Copy !req
341. but between you, me
and your hypothetical friend,Copy !req
342. as long as he
files these papersCopy !req
343. and gets his final decreeCopy !req
344. and everyone here stays lazy,
he'll be fine.Copy !req
345. That's good news.Copy !req
346. Hypothetically.Copy !req
347. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
348. Can I ask you
a hypothetical question?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Is she white?Copy !req
351. No, she is not white.Copy !req
352. We'll mail the divorce decree
in a few days.Copy !req
353. When a guy has a girlfriend,
he wants to get her alone.Copy !req
354. You want to get
together tonightCopy !req
355. and watch some videos?Copy !req
356. But when a girl
has a boyfriend,Copy !req
357. she wants to show him around.Copy !req
358. Can we go
to Yvette's first?Copy !req
359. I want you to meet her
and Angela.Copy !req
360. When I got with Tasha,Copy !req
361. I thought I couldn't
get enough of her.Copy !req
362. So, we watching
videos tonight?Copy !req
363. Can I bring Rene
and Tina?Copy !req
364. What I found out
was I could barely get to her.Copy !req
365. While my father was waiting
for his final decree,Copy !req
366. my mother was acting
like it was over.Copy !req
367. Hey, baby.Copy !req
368. Does your wife knowCopy !req
369. that you're hugging
up to another woman?Copy !req
370. What are you doing?Copy !req
371. Looking for
apartments.Copy !req
372. The kids and I need a place
that we can call our own.Copy !req
373. Rochelle, this
is your place.Copy !req
374. Really?Copy !req
375. Well, how do I know that
if you die right now,Copy !req
376. some white woman
wouldn't comeCopy !req
377. and take your Social
Security, the house,Copy !req
378. the car, and me and the
kids be on the street?Copy !req
379. Who does she think he is,
James Brown?Copy !req
380. Look, I filed
the papers.Copy !req
381. This should all be over soon.Copy !req
382. Well, until then,Copy !req
383. you can sleep on the couch.Copy !req
384. After a few days of no luck
with getting it on,Copy !req
385. I decided to take a day off.Copy !req
386. Hey, you want to go
see Lethal Weapon?Copy !req
387. You're kidding me,
right?Copy !req
388. When?Copy !req
389. Now.Copy !req
390. Don't you have
to go meet moreCopy !req
391. of Tasha's girlfriends?Copy !req
392. Nah, man, I'm
done with that.Copy !req
393. So, uh, you guys
check out any videos?Copy !req
394. I wish.Copy !req
395. Look, until we start doing
something that I want to do,Copy !req
396. I'm gonna do stuff
that I want to do.Copy !req
397. I'm gonna call Doc
and tell him I'm gonnaCopy !req
398. come in tomorrow
instead of today.Copy !req
399. Surprise!Copy !req
400. Hey, honey.Copy !req
401. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
402. What are you doing here?Copy !req
403. I was thinking we could go
to the movies, you know,Copy !req
404. maybe see Fatal Attraction
with Yvette and Rhonda.Copy !req
405. I got to work.Copy !req
406. No, you don't.Copy !req
407. I told Doc you weren't
coming in todayCopy !req
408. because I had plans.Copy !req
409. What? You can't just go
to my jobCopy !req
410. and tell them I'm not coming in.Copy !req
411. Why not?Copy !req
412. 'Cause I can't just go
to your schoolCopy !req
413. and say, "She's not coming in
because I got plans."Copy !req
414. What are you
trying to say?Copy !req
415. Why is it that whenever I want
to do something,Copy !req
416. it has to wait till tomorrow,
but whenever you wantCopy !req
417. to do something,
it has to happen right now?Copy !req
418. What does that have
to do with anything?Copy !req
419. Welcome to Women's Logic 101.Copy !req
420. I just don't want you
running my life.Copy !req
421. You're the
one who saidCopy !req
422. you wanted me to be
your girlfriend.Copy !req
423. Well, maybe I
was better off alone.Copy !req
424. Are you saying you're
breaking up with me?Copy !req
425. Let me make this
perfectly clear.Copy !req
426. Yes.Copy !req
427. I want to break up with you.Copy !req
428. What?Copy !req
429. You think you can
just say good-bye,Copy !req
430. walk away and
it's over?Copy !req
431. Yeah.Copy !req
432. Watch.Copy !req
433. Bye.Copy !req
434. The best thing
about the girl next doorCopy !req
435. is she's right next door.Copy !req
436. And the worst thing
is that she's right next door.Copy !req
437. I will not be ignored, Chris.Copy !req
438. I'm lucky I don't
have a pet rabbit.Copy !req
439. Since I was playing the game
of love,Copy !req
440. I decided to get advice
from a real player.Copy !req
441. No, you got to move.Copy !req
442. Why?Copy !req
443. She lives
right next door, Chris.Copy !req
444. Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
445. You'll never get
away from her.Copy !req
446. We broke up.Copy !req
447. You broke up.Copy !req
448. That's like
telling the IRSCopy !req
449. you don't owe them any money.Copy !req
450. It ain't over
till they say it's over.Copy !req
451. Ask Wesley Snipes.Copy !req
452. I can't move.Copy !req
453. Well, you better
get back together.Copy !req
454. See, I don't
get this.Copy !req
455. How is it that she's
the one acting crazyCopy !req
456. and I have to be the one
to work things out?Copy !req
457. Because she started
acting crazy first.Copy !req
458. She's using your
reason against you.Copy !req
459. You know that makes
no sense, right?Copy !req
460. Welcome to Women's Logic 201.Copy !req
461. Before I had a chance
to confront my problem,Copy !req
462. my problem confronted me.Copy !req
463. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
464. Where have you been?Copy !req
465. You invited Tasha
over for dinner,Copy !req
466. and you got the girl
waiting on you?Copy !req
467. Well, if anybody
knows what it's likeCopy !req
468. to have a girl waiting
on them, you do.Copy !req
469. Tasha, can I talk to you
for a minute?Copy !req
470. Sure, honey.Copy !req
471. And by "minute",
I mean "never again."Copy !req
472. Tasha, go home.Copy !req
473. It's over.Copy !req
474. I put the last few weeks
of my life into you,Copy !req
475. and I'm not gonna let you
throw it all awayCopy !req
476. over a little fight.Copy !req
477. I just said it's over.Copy !req
478. You wanted me, you got me.Copy !req
479. You're my boyfriend
until I say you're not.Copy !req
480. Got that?Copy !req
481. And that is a love TKO.Copy !req
482. What's going on
with you and Tasha?Copy !req
483. I tried to break
up with her,Copy !req
484. but she wouldn't
let me.Copy !req
485. Well, there's
no such thingCopy !req
486. as trying to break
up with somebody.Copy !req
487. That's like being
a little pregnant.Copy !req
488. Either you're broken
up or you're not.Copy !req
489. But if you do want to
break up with her,Copy !req
490. let her know that.Copy !req
491. If you don't, make
sure she knows that.Copy !req
492. Don't have her
running around hereCopy !req
493. thinking you're together
and you're not.Copy !req
494. One minute y'all having
a little fight,Copy !req
495. and the next thing you know,Copy !req
496. you're married with
a wife and kidsCopy !req
497. and she's trying to
take your house.Copy !req
498. It seemed like my problems
were just beginning,Copy !req
499. but my father's
were finally ending.Copy !req
500. I got the final divorce papers.Copy !req
501. Really?Copy !req
502. Baby, I'm sorry for putting you
through all of this.Copy !req
503. You're the only woman
in the world I want to be with.Copy !req
504. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
505. And I was wondering...Copy !req
506. will you marry me?Copy !req
507. You're not married to
anyone else, are you?Copy !req
508. No, I'm not.Copy !req
509. Then, yes, I'll
marry you.Copy !req
510. Yeah, bobbas, uh, yeah.Copy !req
511. Now, do you, Julius,
take RochelleCopy !req
512. to be your...Copy !req
513. rhinestone rock star monster
of a doll baby bobba?Copy !req
514. I do.Copy !req
515. And Rochelle, do
you take JuliusCopy !req
516. to be your rhinestone
rock star monster of a man?Copy !req
517. I do.Copy !req
518. With all the powers
investedCopy !req
519. in me and the blasters
of the universe,Copy !req
520. along with the mother ship
connection...Copy !req
521. I now pronounce you...Copy !req
522. man...Copy !req
523. and wifey.Copy !req
524. Now...Copy !req
525. go funk her up.Copy !req
526. He said "funk", kids,
with an "N."Copy !req
527. Funk her up.Copy !req
528. While Bootsy and my parents
got funky,Copy !req
529. Drew decided to play dirty.Copy !req
530. Oh, my God, Drew!Copy !req
531. What happened?Copy !req
532. "Oh, my God, Drew,
what happened!"Copy !req
533. Ketchup— I win.Copy !req
534. Cheater!Copy !req
535. After everything
I'd been through with TashaCopy !req
536. and as crazy as she acted,
she really did have a point.Copy !req
537. Breaking up over one fight
wasn't worth it.Copy !req
538. And if she didn't think it
was over, then it wasn't over.Copy !req
539. Oh, Chris.Copy !req
540. Hey.Copy !req
541. I was mad earlier.Copy !req
542. I noticed.Copy !req
543. It's not that I want
to break up with you.Copy !req
544. I just think we need
to get clear about some things.Copy !req
545. Like what?Copy !req
546. First of all,Copy !req
547. you cannot cancel my work
so we can go hang out.Copy !req
548. Okay.Copy !req
549. And I'm sorry
that I overreacted.Copy !req
550. I'm new to this
relationship stuff.Copy !req
551. Okay.Copy !req
552. Good.Copy !req
553. What's wrong?Copy !req
554. I am breaking up with you.Copy !req
555. I thought you said
that we were still together.Copy !req
556. Until I said we
were breaking up.Copy !req
557. We're breaking up.Copy !req
558. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.Copy !req
559. Me, either.Copy !req