1. Out of all the girls
I liked growing up,Copy !req
2. the one that got to me
the most...Copy !req
3. was Tasha.Copy !req
4. Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req
5. She was cute,
she liked my jokes,Copy !req
6. but the most important thing
about herCopy !req
7. was that she was
the girl next door.Copy !req
8. I'll see you later.Copy !req
9. Yeah, see you.Copy !req
10. Like real estate,
Tasha's biggest selling pointCopy !req
11. was location,
location, location.Copy !req
12. I think I'm going to get Tasha
to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
13. Wow, what a coincidence.Copy !req
14. How's that?
I think I'm gonna getCopy !req
15. Janet Jackson
to be my girlfriend,Copy !req
16. and once we both achieve
the impossible,Copy !req
17. we can go
on a double date.Copy !req
18. We'll go
to the Playboy Mansion.Copy !req
19. And the girls will leave
with Pauly Shore.Copy !req
20. I'm serious, man, I
don't care what it takes.Copy !req
21. I'm going to get her.Copy !req
22. That line was spoken
by many people,Copy !req
23. most notably O.J. Simpson.Copy !req
24. I mean, I don't know why I've
been running all around townCopy !req
25. when there's a girl right
next door ready to be plucked.Copy !req
26. What if she doesn't want you
to pluck her?Copy !req
27. Somebody's got
to pluck her.Copy !req
28. What if somebody else
already plucked her?Copy !req
29. I don't care
who's plucked her.Copy !req
30. She's gonna get
plucked by me.Copy !req
31. I wish there was
somebody I could pluck.Copy !req
32. Thank goodness these guys
are good with enunciation.Copy !req
33. I don't know why
I waited so long.Copy !req
34. I don't know,
maybe there's a reasonCopy !req
35. you haven't gotten
with her.Copy !req
36. Maybe you're just
not supposed to beCopy !req
37. together.Copy !req
38. That's impossible.Copy !req
39. All right?Copy !req
40. She kissed me
on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
41. We were together
for Easter.Copy !req
42. She even got jealous
when I kissed that other girlCopy !req
43. while we were playing
spin the bottle.Copy !req
44. As far as I'm concerned,
all the signs are saying "go."Copy !req
45. But they don't say where to.Copy !req
46. What if she says no?Copy !req
47. Then I'll be
back here with you,Copy !req
48. but I'm going to have her
in my life or out.Copy !req
49. Oh, I can't imagine
how this might turn out.Copy !req
50. Captioning sponsored by
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51. Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT TELEVISIONCopy !req
52. Tasha, wait up.Copy !req
53. Since Tasha was
right next door,Copy !req
54. it was easy to find
the right time to make my move.Copy !req
55. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
56. Look at you,
looking all cute.Copy !req
57. What you got, some girl
you're trying to impress?Copy !req
58. Yeah... you.Copy !req
59. Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req
60. Oh, I'm crazy all right.Copy !req
61. Tasha, I'm not crazy.Copy !req
62. I'm serious.Copy !req
63. I want to say
something to you,Copy !req
64. but I want to make it
very, very clear.Copy !req
65. Okay.Copy !req
66. What is it?Copy !req
67. I want you to be
my girlfriend.Copy !req
68. I'm already your
girl friend.Copy !req
69. No, not in like a friend who
just so happens to be a girlCopy !req
70. or like "Hey, girlfriend."Copy !req
71. No, I want you
to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
72. One word,
not two.Copy !req
73. Girlfriend,
as inCopy !req
74. "Chris and Tasha
are boyfriend and girlfriend."Copy !req
75. You want me to be
your girlfriend?Copy !req
76. Exactly.Copy !req
77. Hmm...Copy !req
78. Let me think about it.Copy !req
79. I'd have a much better chance
if she didn't think about it.Copy !req
80. Superior Court of New Jersey?Copy !req
81. While I was getting things
out in the open,Copy !req
82. my mother found a skeleton
in the closet.Copy !req
83. Julius... married...
Tawny... what?Copy !req
84. Can't nobody stand youCopy !req
85. 'cause you're a liar
and you won't shut up.Copy !req
86. Shut don't go
up, prices do,Copy !req
87. so take my advice
and shut up, too.Copy !req
88. You shut up,
I grow up.Copy !req
89. Every time I see your face,
I throw up.Copy !req
90. Shut up.
The Junior Varsity
Sugar Hill Gang.Copy !req
91. Will both of
you shut up?Copy !req
92. I swear.Copy !req
93. That doesn't rhyme.Copy !req
94. Y'all couldn't be quiet
if somebody paid you.Copy !req
95. I could.
No, you couldn't.Copy !req
96. You couldn't shut up
to save your life.Copy !req
97. Quiet! Here.Copy !req
98. Here's your allowance
for this week.Copy !req
99. Okay?Copy !req
100. The next one that talks
loses theirs.Copy !req
101. Winner gets it all.Copy !req
102. While Drew and Tonya
were keeping their mouths shut,Copy !req
103. back at school
I was waiting for the word.Copy !req
104. And then I said that would
involve kissing and touching—Copy !req
105. well, I ran it down.Copy !req
106. Oh, man, you are going
to be so in there.Copy !req
107. I can't believe
you ran it down.Copy !req
108. I would have just ran.Copy !req
109. What'd she say?Copy !req
110. It means
"Let me check every option,Copy !req
111. "see if I can get
someone I want,Copy !req
112. and if not,
I'll go out with you."Copy !req
113. And when she said every option,
she meant every option.Copy !req
114. She checked blind guys.Copy !req
115. Do you have
a girlfriend?Copy !req
116. Yeah, girl.Copy !req
117. What are you, blind?Copy !req
118. She checked dangerous guys.Copy !req
119. Do you have
a girlfriend?Copy !req
120. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
121. Now, give me your money.
Don't move.Copy !req
122. She even checked guys
who were girls.Copy !req
123. Do you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
124. I'm my own girlfriend.Copy !req
125. While I was waiting
to get my woman,Copy !req
126. my father's woman was waiting
to get him.Copy !req
127. Hey, baby.Copy !req
128. Why didn't you tell me you
were married to someone else?Copy !req
129. Huh?
Now would be
a good time to run.Copy !req
130. Don't "huh?" me.Copy !req
131. Tawny Reynolds?Copy !req
132. Does the name ring a bell?Copy !req
133. You better say something.Copy !req
134. She might have a gun.Copy !req
135. Yeah.Copy !req
136. Um...Copy !req
137. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
138. It was a long time
before I even met you.Copy !req
139. I was 17 in
Atlantic City,Copy !req
140. and we were drunk.Copy !req
141. We got married.Copy !req
142. Four days later,
we were divorced.Copy !req
143. Story of Britney Spears' life.Copy !req
144. Well, not according to this.Copy !req
145. "Complaint for divorce"?Copy !req
146. That's crazy, huh?Copy !req
147. I mean, because how could
somebody divorce youCopy !req
148. unless you're
married to them?Copy !req
149. This has got to be a mistake.Copy !req
150. What marriage isn't?Copy !req
151. You know, Julius...Copy !req
152. you know how much
a lightbulb costs per watt.Copy !req
153. How can you
not knowCopy !req
154. that you have another wife?Copy !req
155. Because those things
are less complicated.Copy !req
156. I do not have another wife.Copy !req
157. Yes, you do!Copy !req
158. Look, look, look, it
says so right there!Copy !req
159. You know what?Copy !req
160. What I want
to know is:Copy !req
161. if she's your wife,
then what am I?Copy !req
162. You're my wife.Copy !req
163. No!Copy !req
164. I'm your concubine!Copy !req
165. This is silly.Copy !req
166. Is she white?Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. No.Copy !req
169. Can she get
the house?Copy !req
170. Rochelle...
Is she white?Copy !req
171. Stop it.Copy !req
172. Do you have a
kid with her?Copy !req
173. Is she white?Copy !req
174. No.Copy !req
175. Is the kid
lightCopy !req
176. No.
Ha!Copy !req
177. So you admit that
you have a kid!Copy !req
178. Oh, God, I'm
going to be sick!Copy !req
179. There is no kid.Copy !req
180. How do you know, Julius?Copy !req
181. You didn't even know
that you didn't have a divorce!Copy !req
182. Oh, my God.Copy !req
183. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What's going
to happen to this familyCopy !req
184. if it turns out
there's another one?Copy !req
185. Kids, I'd like to introduce you
to your new mother TawnyCopy !req
186. and your new brother Julian.Copy !req
187. Girl, you just wasted
$2.17 worth of white meat.Copy !req
188. My boy.Copy !req
189. What am I going to
say to my children?Copy !req
190. The kids are going
to be all right.Copy !req
191. Look, look...Copy !req
192. Oh... don't touch me!Copy !req
193. We'll leave them
out of this.Copy !req
194. Listen, I-I'm gonna
sign these papersCopy !req
195. and take these to
the courtroom myselfCopy !req
196. and get this
straightened out.Copy !req
197. You do that.Copy !req
198. Because if you don't
straighten outCopy !req
199. what's going on
in these papers,Copy !req
200. you're going
to get a set of papersCopy !req
201. that look just like them.Copy !req
202. And she better
not be white.Copy !req
203. While my father tried
to explainCopy !req
204. why he had two women,Copy !req
205. I wanted to find out
if I had one.Copy !req
206. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
207. Oh, hey, Tasha, listen about
what I said yesterday...Copy !req
208. I thought about it.Copy !req
209. Yes.Copy !req
210. Yes, what?
Yes,Copy !req
211. I will be your girlfriend.Copy !req
212. And I get to
touch you?
Yes.Copy !req
213. In an 8:00 p.m. sitcom
kind of way.Copy !req
214. And I get to kiss you?Copy !req
215. Yes.
Ask for more, ask for more!Copy !req
216. In front of other people—Copy !req
217. not just strangers,
even people we know?Copy !req
218. Yes.
And if anybody
asks me,Copy !req
219. I can say, "Yes, Tasha
is my girlfriend"?Copy !req
220. Yes.Copy !req
221. All right.Copy !req
222. I need you
to sign this.Copy !req
223. I need your
thumbprint there.Copy !req
224. All right, now,
turn that around.Copy !req
225. Smile.Copy !req
226. Thank you.Copy !req
227. Who's this?Copy !req
228. She's notary public.Copy !req
229. There.Copy !req
230. Here you go.Copy !req
231. It's official, Chris.Copy !req
232. Tasha is your girlfriend.Copy !req
233. Somebody record thisCopy !req
234. so she can't lie
and say it didn't happen.Copy !req
235. After years of walking
out my door feeling down,Copy !req
236. with Tasha right next door,Copy !req
237. I was walking out
and getting felt up.Copy !req
238. Happy anniversary.Copy !req
239. Anniversary?Copy !req
240. Yes, we've been
together a week.Copy !req
241. Here, I made you this bookmark
with our names on it.Copy !req
242. Oh... thanks.Copy !req
243. So what'd you get me?Copy !req
244. A big box of nothing.Copy !req
245. Nothing.Copy !req
246. I didn't know we celebrated
one-week anniversaries.Copy !req
247. Oh... that's okay.Copy !req
248. What she really meant was...Copy !req
249. Oh, my God.Copy !req
250. This is the worst catastrophe.Copy !req
251. I found out pretty quickly
that getting a girlfriendCopy !req
252. was a lot easier
than keeping her happy.Copy !req
253. Hey, you want to get together
later and watch some videos?Copy !req
254. I loved watching videos
with Tasha.Copy !req
255. Nah, that's okay.Copy !req
256. I also learned that before
we did what I liked to do,Copy !req
257. we had to something
she liked to do.Copy !req
258. Come here, girl, you
know I'm just playing.Copy !req
259. I got a surprise
for you later.Copy !req
260. You do.
What is it?Copy !req
261. It's a surprise to me, too.Copy !req
262. Well, I wanted to
wait until later,Copy !req
263. but, you know, after I
get home from school,Copy !req
264. I wanted to
celebrate with you.Copy !req
265. I'll bring your
present then.Copy !req
266. Good one.Copy !req
267. Ooh, and then we can go
to Mr. Woo'sCopy !req
268. and get some Chinese food.Copy !req
269. Oh, and then I can tell youCopy !req
270. all about what this crazy girl
said to me at schoolCopy !req
271. and then we can talk
about what we're...Copy !req
272. Another thing I learned quicklyCopy !req
273. is that, much like Bin Laden,
girlfriends like to make plans,Copy !req
274. and those plans
did not include Greg.Copy !req
275. Hey, what happened
to you yesterday?Copy !req
276. We were supposed to
go see Lethal Weapon.Copy !req
277. Oh, I was out with Tasha.Copy !req
278. Oh.Copy !req
279. Well, do you want
to go see it today?Copy !req
280. I can't.Copy !req
281. Why, you got
to go to work?Copy !req
282. No, me and Tasha
are going down to Al B SquareCopy !req
283. to get matching
T-shirts made.Copy !req
284. More like matching blouses.Copy !req
285. Then we're going to the
photo booth to get picturesCopy !req
286. and then we're gonna get
something to eat.Copy !req
287. I knew this was
going to happen.Copy !req
288. What?
Don't you see?Copy !req
289. She's taking
over your life.Copy !req
290. She's got you running
around in matching clothes.Copy !req
291. It's like you're a
life-size Ken doll.Copy !req
292. I have one thing Ken doesn't.Copy !req
293. So what?Copy !req
294. Okay, I got
a girlfriend.Copy !req
295. What are you, jealous?Copy !req
296. Of course, I'm jealous.Copy !req
297. But this isn't about
me; it's about you.Copy !req
298. I thought you were
gonna be so in there.Copy !req
299. Turns out you can't
get out of there.Copy !req
300. It's like you're a
puppet and she's gotCopy !req
301. her hand stuck
up your...
Hey.Copy !req
302. She did?Copy !req
303. Yeah.Copy !req
304. Twice.Copy !req
305. Meanwhile, Drew and TonyaCopy !req
306. continued their war
of no words.Copy !req
307. Drew went to the Ike Turner
School of Sign Language.Copy !req
308. To save his marriage,
my father had to get a divorce.Copy !req
309. How could you not know
that you're not divorced?Copy !req
310. I signed the papers
and sent them back to her.Copy !req
311. How was I supposed to know
she didn't file them?Copy !req
312. Because you didn't get
your final decree.Copy !req
313. I didn't know I needed
a final decree.Copy !req
314. Well, you
should have.Copy !req
315. Who knows what this womanCopy !req
316. might have been
doing in your name?Copy !req
317. She could have been
holding up banks,Copy !req
318. taking out loans.Copy !req
319. Invading Iraq?Copy !req
320. Did you haveCopy !req
321. any kids with her?
No.Copy !req
322. Is she white?Copy !req
323. No, she is not white.Copy !req
324. Hmm.
Listen,Copy !req
325. let me throw a hypothetical
situation at you.Copy !req
326. This should be good.Copy !req
327. Say there
was a personCopy !req
328. who thought he
was divorced...Copy !req
329. A person?Copy !req
330. A person...
and that personCopy !req
331. went and got married again
and had some kids.Copy !req
332. Then, he got some papers
that said he was still marriedCopy !req
333. to another person.
Hypothetically.Copy !req
334. Hypothetically.
Well,Copy !req
335. that person could be arrested
and hypothetically sent to jailCopy !req
336. as a bigamist.Copy !req
337. Or just move to Utah.Copy !req
338. Does this mean that person's
current marriage is not valid?Copy !req
339. Hypothetically, no,Copy !req
340. but between you, me
and your hypothetical friend,Copy !req
341. as long as he
files these papersCopy !req
342. and gets his final decreeCopy !req
343. and everyone here stays lazy,
he'll be fine.Copy !req
344. That's good news.Copy !req
345. Hypothetically.Copy !req
346. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
347. Can I ask you
a hypothetical question?Copy !req
348. Yeah.Copy !req
349. Is she white?Copy !req
350. No, she is not white.Copy !req
351. We'll mail the divorce decree
in a few days.Copy !req
352. When a guy has a girlfriend,
he wants to get her alone.Copy !req
353. You want to get
together tonightCopy !req
354. and watch some videos?Copy !req
355. But when a girl
has a boyfriend,Copy !req
356. she wants to show him around.Copy !req
357. Can we go
to Yvette's first?Copy !req
358. I want you to meet her
and Angela.Copy !req
359. When I got with Tasha,Copy !req
360. I thought I couldn't
get enough of her.Copy !req
361. So, we watching
videos tonight?Copy !req
362. Can I bring Rene
and Tina?Copy !req
363. What I found out
was I could barely get to her.Copy !req
364. While my father was waiting
for his final decree,Copy !req
365. my mother was acting
like it was over.Copy !req
366. Hey, baby.Copy !req
367. Does your wife knowCopy !req
368. that you're hugging
up to another woman?Copy !req
369. What are you doing?Copy !req
370. Looking for
apartments.Copy !req
371. The kids and I need a place
that we can call our own.Copy !req
372. Rochelle, this
is your place.Copy !req
373. Really?Copy !req
374. Well, how do I know that
if you die right now,Copy !req
375. some white woman
wouldn't comeCopy !req
376. and take your Social
Security, the house,Copy !req
377. the car, and me and the
kids be on the street?Copy !req
378. Who does she think he is,
James Brown?Copy !req
379. Look, I filed
the papers.Copy !req
380. This should all be over soon.Copy !req
381. Well, until then,Copy !req
382. you can sleep on the couch.Copy !req
383. After a few days of no luck
with getting it on,Copy !req
384. I decided to take a day off.Copy !req
385. Hey, you want to go
see Lethal Weapon?Copy !req
386. You're kidding me,
right?Copy !req
387. When?Copy !req
388. Now.Copy !req
389. Don't you have
to go meet moreCopy !req
390. of Tasha's girlfriends?Copy !req
391. Nah, man, I'm
done with that.Copy !req
392. So, uh, you guys
check out any videos?Copy !req
393. I wish.Copy !req
394. Look, until we start doing
something that I want to do,Copy !req
395. I'm gonna do stuff
that I want to do.Copy !req
396. I'm gonna call Doc
and tell him I'm gonnaCopy !req
397. come in tomorrow
instead of today.Copy !req
398. Surprise!Copy !req
399. Hey, honey.Copy !req
400. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
401. What are you doing here?Copy !req
402. I was thinking we could go
to the movies, you know,Copy !req
403. maybe see Fatal Attraction
with Yvette and Rhonda.Copy !req
404. I got to work.Copy !req
405. No, you don't.Copy !req
406. I told Doc you weren't
coming in todayCopy !req
407. because I had plans.Copy !req
408. What? You can't just go
to my jobCopy !req
409. and tell them I'm not coming in.Copy !req
410. Why not?Copy !req
411. 'Cause I can't just go
to your schoolCopy !req
412. and say, "She's not coming in
because I got plans."Copy !req
413. What are you
trying to say?Copy !req
414. Why is it that whenever I want
to do something,Copy !req
415. it has to wait till tomorrow,
but whenever you wantCopy !req
416. to do something,
it has to happen right now?Copy !req
417. What does that have
to do with anything?Copy !req
418. Welcome to Women's Logic 101.Copy !req
419. I just don't want you
running my life.Copy !req
420. You're the
one who saidCopy !req
421. you wanted me to be
your girlfriend.Copy !req
422. Well, maybe I
was better off alone.Copy !req
423. Are you saying you're
breaking up with me?Copy !req
424. Let me make this
perfectly clear.Copy !req
425. Yes.Copy !req
426. I want to break up with you.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. You think you can
just say good-bye,Copy !req
429. walk away and
it's over?Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. Watch.Copy !req
432. Bye.Copy !req
433. The best thing
about the girl next doorCopy !req
434. is she's right next door.Copy !req
435. And the worst thing
is that she's right next door.Copy !req
436. I will not be ignored, Chris.Copy !req
437. I'm lucky I don't
have a pet rabbit.Copy !req
438. Since I was playing the game
of love,Copy !req
439. I decided to get advice
from a real player.Copy !req
440. No, you got to move.Copy !req
441. Why?Copy !req
442. She lives
right next door, Chris.Copy !req
443. Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
444. You'll never get
away from her.Copy !req
445. We broke up.Copy !req
446. You broke up.Copy !req
447. That's like
telling the IRSCopy !req
448. you don't owe them any money.Copy !req
449. It ain't over
till they say it's over.Copy !req
450. Ask Wesley Snipes.Copy !req
451. I can't move.Copy !req
452. Well, you better
get back together.Copy !req
453. See, I don't
get this.Copy !req
454. How is it that she's
the one acting crazyCopy !req
455. and I have to be the one
to work things out?Copy !req
456. Because she started
acting crazy first.Copy !req
457. She's using your
reason against you.Copy !req
458. You know that makes
no sense, right?Copy !req
459. Welcome to Women's Logic 201.Copy !req
460. Before I had a chance
to confront my problem,Copy !req
461. my problem confronted me.Copy !req
462. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
463. Where have you been?Copy !req
464. You invited Tasha
over for dinner,Copy !req
465. and you got the girl
waiting on you?Copy !req
466. Well, if anybody
knows what it's likeCopy !req
467. to have a girl waiting
on them, you do.Copy !req
468. Tasha, can I talk to you
for a minute?Copy !req
469. Sure, honey.Copy !req
470. And by "minute",
I mean "never again."Copy !req
471. Tasha, go home.Copy !req
472. It's over.Copy !req
473. I put the last few weeks
of my life into you,Copy !req
474. and I'm not gonna let you
throw it all awayCopy !req
475. over a little fight.Copy !req
476. I just said it's over.Copy !req
477. You wanted me, you got me.Copy !req
478. You're my boyfriend
until I say you're not.Copy !req
479. Got that?Copy !req
480. And that is a love TKO.Copy !req
481. What's going on
with you and Tasha?Copy !req
482. I tried to break
up with her,Copy !req
483. but she wouldn't
let me.Copy !req
484. Well, there's
no such thingCopy !req
485. as trying to break
up with somebody.Copy !req
486. That's like being
a little pregnant.Copy !req
487. Either you're broken
up or you're not.Copy !req
488. But if you do want to
break up with her,Copy !req
489. let her know that.Copy !req
490. If you don't, make
sure she knows that.Copy !req
491. Don't have her
running around hereCopy !req
492. thinking you're together
and you're not.Copy !req
493. One minute y'all having
a little fight,Copy !req
494. and the next thing you know,Copy !req
495. you're married with
a wife and kidsCopy !req
496. and she's trying to
take your house.Copy !req
497. It seemed like my problems
were just beginning,Copy !req
498. but my father's
were finally ending.Copy !req
499. I got the final divorce papers.Copy !req
500. Really?Copy !req
501. Baby, I'm sorry for putting you
through all of this.Copy !req
502. You're the only woman
in the world I want to be with.Copy !req
503. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
504. And I was wondering...Copy !req
505. will you marry me?Copy !req
506. You're not married to
anyone else, are you?Copy !req
507. No, I'm not.Copy !req
508. Then, yes, I'll
marry you.Copy !req
509. Yeah, bobbas, uh, yeah.Copy !req
510. Now, do you, Julius,
take RochelleCopy !req
511. to be your...Copy !req
512. rhinestone rock star monster
of a doll baby bobba?Copy !req
513. I do.Copy !req
514. And Rochelle, do
you take JuliusCopy !req
515. to be your rhinestone
rock star monster of a man?Copy !req
516. I do.Copy !req
517. With all the powers
investedCopy !req
518. in me and the blasters
of the universe,Copy !req
519. along with the mother ship
connection...Copy !req
520. I now pronounce you...Copy !req
521. man...Copy !req
522. and wifey.Copy !req
523. Now...Copy !req
524. go funk her up.Copy !req
525. He said "funk", kids,
with an "N."Copy !req
526. Funk her up.Copy !req
527. While Bootsy and my parents
got funky,Copy !req
528. Drew decided to play dirty.Copy !req
529. Oh, my God, Drew!Copy !req
530. What happened?Copy !req
531. "Oh, my God, Drew,
what happened!"Copy !req
532. Ketchup— I win.Copy !req
533. Cheater!Copy !req
534. After everything
I'd been through with TashaCopy !req
535. and as crazy as she acted,
she really did have a point.Copy !req
536. Breaking up over one fight
wasn't worth it.Copy !req
537. And if she didn't think it
was over, then it wasn't over.Copy !req
538. Oh, Chris.Copy !req
539. Hey.Copy !req
540. I was mad earlier.Copy !req
541. I noticed.Copy !req
542. It's not that I want
to break up with you.Copy !req
543. I just think we need
to get clear about some things.Copy !req
544. Like what?Copy !req
545. First of all,Copy !req
546. you cannot cancel my work
so we can go hang out.Copy !req
547. Okay.Copy !req
548. And I'm sorry
that I overreacted.Copy !req
549. I'm new to this
relationship stuff.Copy !req
550. Okay.Copy !req
551. Good.Copy !req
552. What's wrong?Copy !req
553. I am breaking up with you.Copy !req
554. I thought you said
that we were still together.Copy !req
555. Until I said we
were breaking up.Copy !req
556. We're breaking up.Copy !req
557. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.Copy !req
558. Me, either.Copy !req