1. Happy New Year, Chris!Copy !req
2. New Year's Eve
was big in Bed-StuyCopy !req
3. because it gave everybodyCopy !req
4. a chance to make
new resolutions.Copy !req
5. Unfortunately, most people
didn't follow through on them.Copy !req
6. Not my mother.Copy !req
7. This year, I'm going to stop
yelling at my children.Copy !req
8. No, you're not!Copy !req
9. Who put a glass on my table
without a coaster?Copy !req
10. Not my sister.Copy !req
11. This year I'm not going to
get Chris in trouble anymore.Copy !req
12. Yes, you will.Copy !req
13. Who's been in my make!Copy !req
14. Chris did it!Copy !req
15. Not my father.Copy !req
16. I'm going to stop
worrying about money.Copy !req
17. Stop lying!Copy !req
18. Chris, close that door!Copy !req
19. You just let out 86 cent
worth of refrigeration.Copy !req
20. Not my brother.Copy !req
21. This year, I'm not going to take
any more girls from Chris.Copy !req
22. We'll see about that.Copy !req
23. That's so
sweet, Drew.Copy !req
24. Who's Chris?Copy !req
25. I'm Chris.
You came in with me.Copy !req
26. But I was going
to be different.Copy !req
27. Last year, this is how
I celebrated New Year's Eve.Copy !req
28. So I made a resolution
that my next New Year's EveCopy !req
29. would be different.Copy !req
30. So, you doing anything special
for New Year's Eve, Chris?Copy !req
31. I'm going down
to Times Square to
watch the ball drop.Copy !req
32. Times Square?
You crazy?Copy !req
33. The only people down there
are drunks and pickpockets.Copy !req
34. I don't care, it's the biggest
New Year's celebration on EarthCopy !req
35. and I live 20 minutes
from it and I haven't been.Copy !req
36. Well...,Copy !req
37. I sell New Year's,
I don't celebrate it.Copy !req
38. Why not?Copy !req
39. Because anything could happen.Copy !req
40. You remember when
Michael JacksonCopy !req
41. got his hair caught on fire?Copy !req
42. I bet you any money
he celebrated New Year's.Copy !req
43. And look what happened.Copy !req
44. If I get through tonight,
I'll celebrate tomorrow.Copy !req
45. Doc was the only person
I knew who celebratedCopy !req
46. Old New Year's Eve.Copy !req
47. Is your mama going
to let you go down there?Copy !req
48. I don't see why not.Copy !req
49. All I got to do is ask.Copy !req
50. Ma, can I go
to Times SquareCopy !req
51. to watch
the ball drop?
No.Copy !req
52. Happy New Year!Copy !req
53. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
54. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
55. I wanted to be in Times SquareCopy !req
56. when the clock struck midnight,
but I struck out.Copy !req
57. Come on, ma, why not?Copy !req
58. I mean all we do is
stay up till 11:59,Copy !req
59. say, "Happy New Year,"
blow a noisemaker,Copy !req
60. and then go to sleep.Copy !req
61. I want to do
something different.Copy !req
62. Like what?
Get drunk,Copy !req
63. rip your shirt off
in the freezing coldCopy !req
64. and have the cops
arrest youCopy !req
65. and spend the first day
of the new year in jail?Copy !req
66. Who wants to do that?
Lindsay Lohan!Copy !req
67. Well, obviously, you do.Copy !req
68. That's what happens to people
who go to Times Square.Copy !req
69. I just want to see
the ball drop.Copy !req
70. You can't
go with me?Copy !req
71. I don't have
the time, Chris.Copy !req
72. I got to soak my
black eyed peas,Copy !req
73. I got to pull my greens,
I got to clean them...Copy !req
74. She's a bale of cotton awayCopy !req
75. from setting us back
300 years.Copy !req
76. Why do you have to do all that
stuff every year anyway?Copy !req
77. It's a tradition, Chris.
It's for good luck.Copy !req
78. There's a reason black people
think vegetables are lucky.Copy !req
79. They're coming, quick,
hide behind these greens.Copy !req
80. Should've ate some greens
before I came and asked you.Copy !req
81. Ooh, you better watch your mouthCopy !req
82. unless you want to get
smacked into the new year.Copy !req
83. Drew, Tonya, get in here!Copy !req
84. Okay, here's the list.Copy !req
85. Make sure you
get everything.Copy !req
86. Can I stay up and watch
Rocking New Year's Eve?Copy !req
87. The Jets are on.Copy !req
88. The football team?Copy !req
89. No, they're a
singing group.Copy !req
90. They're just like
the Jacksons, only Samoan.Copy !req
91. Oh, fine, but just
hurry up, and, Drew,Copy !req
92. do not forget
the kitty litter.Copy !req
93. Okay.Copy !req
94. Meanwhile, my father was on
a bridge over troubled water.Copy !req
95. Hey, what's
going on up there?Copy !req
96. Some idiot's threatening
to jump off the bridge.Copy !req
97. Why couldn't he jump
off the Triborough?Copy !req
98. We're going to be
out here all day.Copy !req
99. What?Copy !req
100. Man, I'm trying to get home.Copy !req
101. While Tonya was
planning on staying up,Copy !req
102. Drew was planning on
taking her down.Copy !req
103. I don't know why
you're singing.Copy !req
104. You know you're going to fall
asleep before the Jets come on.Copy !req
105. You never make it
past 10:00.Copy !req
106. I bet you
I do tonight.Copy !req
107. I bet you don't.
How much?Copy !req
108. If you fall asleep,
you owe me 20 bucks.Copy !req
109. And if you fall
asleep, I'm goingCopy !req
110. to glue your hand
to your face.Copy !req
111. I don't see how
since you won't haveCopy !req
112. money for glue.Copy !req
113. Meanwhile, if I wanted
to keep my resolution,Copy !req
114. it was going to take
some resolve.Copy !req
115. Mom...
No, Chris.Copy !req
116. But I made one resolution and
that was to go to Times Square.Copy !req
117. That's not my fault.Copy !req
118. But it's my resolution.Copy !req
119. Is that what
you want for me,Copy !req
120. to end up in prison?Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. I'm just saying,
I made a resolutionCopy !req
123. and if I accept
no for an answer,Copy !req
124. that means
I accept defeat.Copy !req
125. Then I'll fall into
a crowd of peopleCopy !req
126. who have no hopes or dreams,
and eventually,Copy !req
127. I end up in the wrong place
at the wrong timeCopy !req
128. doing the wrong thing
and that ends in prison.Copy !req
129. Well, can you find
somebody else to take you?Copy !req
130. I can try.Copy !req
131. Get out of here, boy.Copy !req
132. Back on the bridge,
a man was suicidalCopy !req
133. and my father
wanted to kill him.Copy !req
134. What are you
doing up here, man?Copy !req
135. Do you know you got
traffic backed upCopy !req
136. all the way to exit
the Lincoln Tunnel?Copy !req
137. It's New Year's Eve!Copy !req
138. People are trying
to get home.Copy !req
139. I can't do
anything right.Copy !req
140. So you think you can fix that
by jumping off a bridge?Copy !req
141. Give me one good
reason I shouldn't.Copy !req
142. He shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
143. What if everybody
who ever had a problemCopy !req
144. jumped off a bridge?Copy !req
145. Geraldine Ferraro
could've beenCopy !req
146. our country's first
female Vice President,Copy !req
147. but her party lost.Copy !req
148. She didn't jump
off a bridge.Copy !req
149. Nelson Mandela's been
in jail for over 20 years.Copy !req
150. He didn't jump
off a bridge.Copy !req
151. Ivan Lendl got stomped
by Boris Becker at Wimbledon.Copy !req
152. Didn't jump off a bridge.Copy !req
153. Trevor Berbick,
he got knocked outCopy !req
154. by Mike Tyson in less
than five minutes.Copy !req
155. He didn't jump
off a bridge!Copy !req
156. Jermaine Jackson
got kicked out
of the Jacksons.Copy !req
157. My father was on the bridge,Copy !req
158. and soon after,
he was on the air.Copy !req
159. What!Copy !req
160. Quick, turn on the TV.Copy !req
161. Your father is on!
He stopped some guyCopy !req
162. from jumping off the
George Washington Bridge.Copy !req
163. Okay, I'll call you back.Copy !req
164. What channel?
All three of them.Copy !req
165. Jermaine Jackson got
kicked out of the Jacksons.Copy !req
166. He didn't jump off a bridge.Copy !req
167. Julius, you're
a real hero.Copy !req
168. You saved a life,
but more importantly,Copy !req
169. you got traffic moving again.Copy !req
170. Back to you at the studio.Copy !req
171. The Chicago Cubs haven't won
a World Series since 1908.Copy !req
172. They didn't jump off a bridge.Copy !req
173. James Earl Jones
lost the OscarCopy !req
174. for his performance
in The Great White Hope.Copy !req
175. He didn't jump off a bridge.Copy !req
176. No.
Trevor Berbick
got knocked outCopy !req
177. by Mike Tyson
in less than five minutes.Copy !req
178. He did not jump off a bridge.Copy !req
179. Oh, my God,
your father's a star.Copy !req
180. Wow!Copy !req
181. Did he jump off a bridge? No.Copy !req
182. Well, Julius,
you're just full of—Copy !req
183. Remember that movie,
Top Gun?Copy !req
184. While my dad was
getting off the bridge,Copy !req
185. I was trying to
get out of the house.Copy !req
186. I can't believe
your dad saved a guy.Copy !req
187. That's so cool.Copy !req
188. You know, if that guy had been
a girl, he'd be so in there.Copy !req
189. Another one of Greg's
pickup techniques.Copy !req
190. If you stop a girl
from killing herself,Copy !req
191. she might go out with you.Copy !req
192. Listen, what you doing tonight?Copy !req
193. Well, my mom's got a
new boyfriend, he's Asian.Copy !req
194. They're talking about
going down to Times Square.Copy !req
195. What about you?Copy !req
196. Times Square, are you serious?Copy !req
197. I've been trying to find
somebody to take meCopy !req
198. 'cause my mom can't do it.Copy !req
199. Why don't you just come with us?Copy !req
200. Let me check with my mom,
I'll call you right back.Copy !req
201. All right, I'll talk to you.Copy !req
202. Ma, that was Greg.Copy !req
203. His mom is taking him
down to Times Square.Copy !req
204. You think I could
go with them?Copy !req
205. Greg? I guess that's okay.Copy !req
206. Thanks.Copy !req
207. Go get me some water.Copy !req
208. Hello?
Dude, it's Greg.Copy !req
209. What'd she say?
I got some bad news.Copy !req
210. They're going to
celebrate New Year's Eve,Copy !req
211. but it's not in Times Square,
it's in Tiananmen Square.Copy !req
212. And it's not tonight,
it's the Chinese New Year.Copy !req
213. So it's not till February.Copy !req
214. But she said you can
still come if you want.Copy !req
215. To China? No, I don't think
I'll be able to make it.Copy !req
216. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
217. Too bad I didn't make
a New Year's resolutionCopy !req
218. to be depressed.Copy !req
219. Since Greg didn't
come through in the clutch,Copy !req
220. I decided to see who could
come through on the block.Copy !req
221. I tried Risky.Copy !req
222. My mom said if I can find a
responsible adult to take meCopy !req
223. I can go down to Times Square.Copy !req
224. Aw, sorry, man, I can't.Copy !req
225. I've got to deliver some
time-sensitive products.Copy !req
226. What type of products?Copy !req
227. 1986 calendars.Copy !req
228. I tried Mr. Omar.Copy !req
229. I'm sorry, Chris,
I can't take you.Copy !req
230. For an undertaker,
New Year's Eve is likeCopy !req
231. the day before the
after Christmas sale.Copy !req
232. People act like drunken fools
tonight, and dead tomorrow.Copy !req
233. Tragic, tragic!Copy !req
234. I even tried Kill Moves.Copy !req
235. I had to start using the word
"responsible" loosely.Copy !req
236. Kill Moves, wake up.Copy !req
237. I'm awake, I just
got my eyes closed.Copy !req
238. I'm testing their opacity.Copy !req
239. What do you need?Copy !req
240. I was wondering if you
wanted to go with me tonightCopy !req
241. to see the ball drop
in Times Square.Copy !req
242. I would love to!Copy !req
243. But I can't see
through my eyelids,Copy !req
244. so I don't see what
the point would be.Copy !req
245. Hey, hey, ChrisCopy !req
246. That New Year's Eve, my father
was on TV more than Dick Clark.Copy !req
247. Hey, look, there's
Dad on TV again!Copy !req
248. So, I climbed up the girderCopy !req
249. to where the guy
was sitting and I said,Copy !req
250. "What if everybody who ever had
a problem jumped off a bridge?"Copy !req
251. Climbed up a girder?Copy !req
252. To keep from falling asleep,Copy !req
253. Tonya got herself
a secret weapon.Copy !req
254. Instant coffee.Copy !req
255. For staying awake, it's the
next best thing to crack.Copy !req
256. Hey, Tonya,
come watch Dad on TV.Copy !req
257. I am, I just got to go
to the bathroom first.Copy !req
258. The Chicago Cubs haven't won
the World Series since 1908.Copy !req
259. They didn't
jump off a bridge.Copy !req
260. Dad's on TV again?Copy !req
261. Yeah, before he
talked that guy down,Copy !req
262. he had to climb up to the
top of the bridge to do it.Copy !req
263. It was so cool.Copy !req
264. No, that was not cool,
it was crazy.Copy !req
265. It was crazy-cool!Copy !req
266. We're here at Chris' house
where we've secretly replacedCopy !req
267. the fine coffee they usually
serve with Folgers Crystals.Copy !req
268. Let's see if anyone
can tell the difference.Copy !req
269. Maybe that wasn't Folgers!Copy !req
270. Chris, did you find somebody
to take you to Times Square?Copy !req
271. Not yet. You think
Dad could take me?Copy !req
272. Oh, well, go climb up a bridge
and maybe he'll come get you.Copy !req
273. Give me that.Copy !req
274. Hello?Copy !req
275. Hey, honey, it's me.Copy !req
276. Where are you?Copy !req
277. I just got off an interview.Copy !req
278. It's crazy!Copy !req
279. This morning I was just
coming home from work and—Copy !req
280. I know what you've been doing,
it's all over the news.Copy !req
281. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
282. What? I just talked
a man down from—Copy !req
283. No, you didn't just
talk a man down.Copy !req
284. You just climbed up onto
a girder to talk a man down.Copy !req
285. While you were up there
saving his life,Copy !req
286. did you think
about your family?Copy !req
287. I mean, what if that
fool would've jumpedCopy !req
288. and took you with him?Copy !req
289. Did you think about that?Copy !req
290. I saved his life.Copy !req
291. And you almost
got yourself killed.Copy !req
292. Your son needed you,
and you were out thereCopy !req
293. on top of the George
Washington Bridge.Copy !req
294. Needed me for what?Copy !req
295. You know what?Copy !req
296. I'm not even gonna
deal with this.Copy !req
297. Chris, it's for you.Copy !req
298. It's Spider-Man.Copy !req
299. If he doesn't come home soon,
she's gonna be the Black Widow.Copy !req
300. Hey, Dad, I was wondering
if you could take me downCopy !req
301. to Times Square to see
the ball drop tonight.Copy !req
302. Yeah, man, I'd love to...Copy !req
303. All right, cool,
I'll go get ready.Copy !req
304. I'd love to, but I can't.Copy !req
305. I have to go downtown
with the mayorCopy !req
306. and get the key to the city.Copy !req
307. Then dinner with Batman.Copy !req
308. I probably won't
be back in time.Copy !req
309. The traffic's still
pretty bad out here.Copy !req
310. Why don't you get
your mother to take you?Copy !req
311. Just because I can't go
to Times Square tonight,Copy !req
312. am I gonna jump off a bridge?Copy !req
313. When I realized my resolution
wasn't going to work out,Copy !req
314. I decided to make a new one—
no more resolutions.Copy !req
315. Hey, baby, what you doing?Copy !req
316. Getting ready for tonight.Copy !req
317. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't
find anybody to go with.Copy !req
318. Maybe next year.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Tasha is downstairs.Copy !req
321. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
322. I saw your dad on TV.Copy !req
323. That was really brave,
what he did.Copy !req
324. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
325. What's wrong?
Nothing.
I was justCopy !req
326. hoping my dad could take me
to Times Square tonight,Copy !req
327. but he's all tied up
with these interviews.Copy !req
328. I'm going to Times
Square tonightCopy !req
329. with my mom and Malvo.Copy !req
330. Why don't you come with us?Copy !req
331. I don't think she'll let me.Copy !req
332. Why not?Copy !req
333. You know why.Copy !req
334. Well, you can at least ask.Copy !req
335. Ma! Can I go to Times Square
with Tasha, Peaches and Malvo?Copy !req
336. Hell, no!Copy !req
337. While my mother got
ready for New Years,Copy !req
338. Peaches got ready to rumble.Copy !req
339. How come you won't let Chris
go to Times Square with me?Copy !req
340. Well, hello, Peaches.Copy !req
341. You know what, Rochelle?
If we are gonna be friends,Copy !req
342. at some point you are gonna
have to learn how to trust me.Copy !req
343. Mmm... Now, I'll trust you
with some clothes,Copy !req
344. but trusting you with my
children, that's another thing.Copy !req
345. Not to Britney Spears.Copy !req
346. Oh! Huh.Copy !req
347. And why is that?Copy !req
348. You know why.Copy !req
349. No, no, no, no.
Say it. Say it.Copy !req
350. No, no, no. Say it.
I want to hear you say it.Copy !req
351. Um... you're an ex-convict.Copy !req
352. Oh, my God, she said it.Copy !req
353. She said it.Copy !req
354. Rochelle,
what you think I'ma do?Copy !req
355. I got it!Copy !req
356. Drive the car, Chris.
Drive the car! Drive the car!Copy !req
357. Drive the car!Copy !req
358. Peaches, I don't have
to give you a reason.Copy !req
359. Rochelle, you know what?Copy !req
360. My parole officer said I am
proof that the system works.Copy !req
361. I am a new me.Copy !req
362. I have learned
from my mistakes.Copy !req
363. I have paid my debt to society.Copy !req
364. And you want to open a new
line of credit with my child.Copy !req
365. Well, if not yours,
then whoseCopy !req
366. She got to go with me.Copy !req
367. Now, how am I supposed to feelCopy !req
368. improved and empowered by that?Copy !req
369. Peaches, this is not about you.Copy !req
370. Yes, it is. You not not letting
him go with somebody else.Copy !req
371. Peaches,
it's dangerous down there.Copy !req
372. Rochelle, don't you
think I know that?Copy !req
373. That's why I got Malvo coming.Copy !req
374. Oh, that's nice—
another ex-convict!Copy !req
375. Ex! Ex, Rochelle.Copy !req
376. That means "former."Copy !req
377. "Used to be."Copy !req
378. "Not currently."Copy !req
379. And you know what?Copy !req
380. This is what's really,
'cause it makes me...Copy !req
381. and I'm gonna be
upset about this now.Copy !req
382. If you won't let me move on,
then it's only a matter of timeCopy !req
383. before I become an accomplice
all over again.Copy !req
384. Now, do you want that
on your head?Copy !req
385. Peaches.Copy !req
386. Please, girl. Look, we
gonna follow the rules.Copy !req
387. We'll cross at the green
not between.Copy !req
388. We won't jump any turnstiles.Copy !req
389. Even though that is
a family tradition.Copy !req
390. And, listen, Tasha really,
really wants Chris to go.Copy !req
391. You know, they'll have fun.Copy !req
392. We'll be careful.
I promise.Copy !req
393. Fine.Copy !req
394. What you say?Copy !req
395. Fine.Copy !req
396. Okay, girl, I'll see you later.
Chris!Copy !req
397. Your mother said
you could go, boy!Copy !req
398. Hurry up before
she change her mind!Copy !req
399. Bye, girl.Copy !req
400. All right, then.Copy !req
401. Happy New Year.Copy !req
402. Okay, Chris.Copy !req
403. Now, with all the
traffic and the people,Copy !req
404. you won't get home till
early in the morning,Copy !req
405. but you're gonna be
the first maleCopy !req
406. to walk through the door
for the New Year.Copy !req
407. So, here's $20.Copy !req
408. Keep it in your wallet.Copy !req
409. That's to bring us
luck and good fortuneCopy !req
410. for the rest of the year.Copy !req
411. You got it.Copy !req
412. Okay. Oh, I love you, baby.Copy !req
413. Mmm.Copy !req
414. Be safe.Copy !req
415. Be careful.Copy !req
416. Even though my resolution
was coming to pass,Copy !req
417. it didn't matter
when it came to the cops.Copy !req
418. Whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
419. I'm sorry, folks,
we're at capacity. All right?Copy !req
420. We got over two million
people in there now.Copy !req
421. Capacity?
It's Times Square.Copy !req
422. Well, what difference is
four more people gonna make?Copy !req
423. We came all the way
from Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
424. Well, you should've
came earlier.Copy !req
425. Now step back.Copy !req
426. Oh. Ah!
No, no, no, no, baby.Copy !req
427. No, no, no.
If I wasn't on parole,Copy !req
428. I swear.
Where's my...Copy !req
429. What are we
gonna do now?Copy !req
430. Maybe we should find
a bar or somethingCopy !req
431. and watch it on TV.
Nah!Copy !req
432. Nah, we seeing
this ball drop.Copy !req
433. I know what to do.Copy !req
434. I'll be right back.Copy !req
435. Come on, come on,
come over here.Copy !req
436. They're shooting!
They're shooting!Copy !req
437. Officer! Officer!Copy !req
438. White man with a gun!Copy !req
439. It looked like Chevy Chase!
He's over there!Copy !req
440. He's over there?Copy !req
441. He's over there! He's...Copy !req
442. Come on, y'all, let's go.Copy !req
443. Who's shooting?Copy !req
444. Ain't nobody shooting, boy.
Come on.Copy !req
445. I heard some gunshots!Copy !req
446. Come on, baby, yeah.Copy !req
447. While we were trying
to get into Times Square,Copy !req
448. my dad was trying
to get through traffic.Copy !req
449. Come on, people!Copy !req
450. My father had
the key to the city,Copy !req
451. but it couldn't open gridlock.Copy !req
452. Back home, Tonya was awake
and Drew had glue on his face.Copy !req
453. Girl, would you stop all that
hopping up and help meCopy !req
454. put these bags in the window?Copy !req
455. Do you think Daddy's gonna
make it home before midnight?Copy !req
456. I hope so.Copy !req
457. ♪ I've got a crush on you...Copy !req
458. While Tonya's heart
was beating a mile a minute,Copy !req
459. my dad was driving
at the same rate of speed.Copy !req
460. That was "I've Got a Crush
on You" by The Jets,"Copy !req
461. helping to bring in
the new year,Copy !req
462. Get outta the way!Copy !req
463. I never really
believed in thingsCopy !req
464. like New Year's resolutions,Copy !req
465. but for the first time
in my life,Copy !req
466. I remember thinking
that dreams can come true.Copy !req
467. Once again, it's New Year's Eve
in Times Square.Copy !req
468. Happy New Year from all of us.Copy !req
469. Ten!Copy !req
470. Nine!Copy !req
471. Eight!Copy !req
472. Seven!Copy !req
473. Six!Copy !req
474. Five!Copy !req
475. Four!Copy !req
476. Three!Copy !req
477. Two!Copy !req
478. One!Copy !req
479. Happy New Year!Copy !req
480. Happy New Year, baby!Copy !req
481. Happy New Year!Copy !req
482. Kissing Tasha on New Year's Eve
was amazing.Copy !req
483. My only fear was thatCopy !req
484. I was gonna turn
into a pumpkin at midnight.Copy !req
485. Chris. So, how did it go?Copy !req
486. Great. It was the best
night of my life.Copy !req
487. Did you have
any problems?
No.Copy !req
488. Did anybody get arrested?
No.Copy !req
489. Detained?
No.Copy !req
490. Searched?
No.Copy !req
491. Questioned?Copy !req
492. No. It was perfect.Copy !req
493. Damn. I forgot the
first guy in the houseCopy !req
494. supposed to have
money in his pocket.Copy !req
495. No, no, no, no, baby,
I already took care of that.Copy !req
496. I made sure you were in
the house before midnight,Copy !req
497. and before Chris left,
I gave him $20Copy !req
498. to ensure that we would
have luck and good fortuneCopy !req
499. for the rest of the year.Copy !req
500. Just in case the black-eyed
peas don't work.Copy !req
501. So now, if you will kindly
give me my $20 backCopy !req
502. so we can get
this year started.Copy !req
503. Boy, don't play with me.
Give me my money.Copy !req
504. Hey, y'all.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
505. I let myself in.Copy !req
506. Peaches needed me to
come through the doorCopy !req
507. with some money in my
pocket since I was gonnaCopy !req
508. be the first man
through the doorCopy !req
509. after midnight,
so I pickpocketed Chris.Copy !req
510. Anyway, I just wantedCopy !req
511. to give you back...
your wallet.Copy !req
512. Happy New Year!Copy !req
513. He was supposed to have
that money in his pocket.Copy !req
514. And now we're gonna
have bad luckCopy !req
515. for the rest of the year.Copy !req
516. Great.Copy !req
517. Happy New Year!Copy !req