1. EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #052
"Everybody Hates Houseguests"Copy !req
2. Hey, Greg, what's up?Copy !req
3. My father's going
out of town for a week.Copy !req
4. I have to stay
with my grandmother.Copy !req
5. I'm not looking forward
to it.Copy !req
6. Why not?Copy !req
7. Left, right, left knee,
right, left, right...Copy !req
8. Anyways,
I'll catch you later.Copy !req
9. For most of my life,Copy !req
10. I'd never had a friend
stay over at my house...Copy !req
11. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
12. mostly because
I didn't have a friend,Copy !req
13. and we already had too many
people in our house.Copy !req
14. You want to just come
stay at my house?Copy !req
15. Are you serious?Copy !req
16. That'd be totally awesome.Copy !req
17. Yeah, all I have to
do is ask my mom.Copy !req
18. Boy, are you crazy?Copy !req
19. And why are you justCopy !req
20. springing this up on me?Copy !req
21. So he can't
come stay with us?Copy !req
22. Well, baby, it's just
that I'm at work,Copy !req
23. and I don't have time
to get ready for company.Copy !req
24. Okay, all right,
Greg can stay,Copy !req
25. but just tell him don't expectCopy !req
26. anything special.Copy !req
27. I'm warning you, man,
don't expect anything special.Copy !req
28. Don't worry, dude,
I'm just happy to be here.Copy !req
29. Hello, Greg!
Hors d'oeuvre?Copy !req
30. If this isn't special,
I'd hate to see her overdo it.Copy !req
31. Come, eat.Copy !req
32. Help! My mother is possessed
by a nice lady.Copy !req
33. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
34. Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
35. You know we say
grace every night.Copy !req
36. No, we don't.Copy !req
37. Yes, we do.Copy !req
38. Now, shut up and bless the food.Copy !req
39. If I didn't thank the Lord
at the table,Copy !req
40. my mother was going to send me
to thank him in person.Copy !req
41. Dear Lord, bless this food
that we are thankful to receive.Copy !req
42. Amen.Copy !req
43. Amen.Copy !req
44. What kind of food is this?Copy !req
45. Vegetarian.Copy !req
46. My stomach has a lot of trouble
breaking down enzymes.Copy !req
47. I didn't know you could buy
vegetarian fatback.Copy !req
48. It's not bad.Copy !req
49. Hey, pass the big piece
of vegetable.Copy !req
50. Do we have to eat this?Copy !req
51. If you want to eat here.Copy !req
52. Hey, Drew,Copy !req
53. thanks for giving me your bed.Copy !req
54. But if you want me to sleep on
the couch instead of you,Copy !req
55. I understand.Copy !req
56. Oh, no way. Now I have
the TV to myself at night.Copy !req
57. Julius, do you want me to make
you an extra plate for work?Copy !req
58. Oh, that'd be great,
baby. Thank you.Copy !req
59. Work? It's nighttime.Copy !req
60. He works at night.
And days.Copy !req
61. My dad has two jobs.Copy !req
62. Make that three. I just picked
up a side job driving a cab.Copy !req
63. A cab? When do you have time
to drive a cab?Copy !req
64. I'm just trying it
for the weekend.Copy !req
65. I'll see how it goes.Copy !req
66. Wow. When do you sleep?Copy !req
67. Hey, that's a good one.Copy !req
68. Sleep.Copy !req
69. Greg brought so much stuff,Copy !req
70. I couldn't tell if he was
staying over or taking over.Copy !req
71. You're wearing
Transformers pajamas?Copy !req
72. Man, you're 15.Copy !req
73. I like to pray
as different characters.Copy !req
74. That way, God doesn't get bored
with me.Copy !req
75. Tonight, I'm Optimus Prime,Copy !req
76. leader of the Autobots.Copy !req
77. Now I lay me down
to sleep,Copy !req
78. pray the Lord my
soul to keep. Amen.Copy !req
79. He should pray
for some self-esteem.Copy !req
80. Good night, man.Copy !req
81. I can't tell you
how great it is being here.Copy !req
82. No problem. Night.Copy !req
83. The snoring actually
wasn't that badCopy !req
84. compared to what followed.Copy !req
85. I was hoping a maniac
would break inCopy !req
86. and smother Greg with a pillow.Copy !req
87. Greg was driving me
up the wall,Copy !req
88. and my dad was about
to get taken for a ride.Copy !req
89. Where to?Copy !req
90. Las Vegas.Copy !req
91. Seriously, man, where to?Copy !req
92. Las Vegas, Nevada.Copy !req
93. Man, you crazy—
get out of my cab.Copy !req
94. Hey, no, seriously,
brother,Copy !req
95. I really need
to get to Las Vegas.Copy !req
96. Look, I cannot take you
to Las Vegas!Copy !req
97. Would you take me to Las Vegas
for a thousand dollars?Copy !req
98. For a thousand dollars,
he'd take you to South AfricaCopy !req
99. during the height of apartheid.Copy !req
100. Just let me call my wife.Copy !req
101. To say good-bye.Copy !req
102. Hey, you guys, your
cereal is on the table.Copy !req
103. Okay, here we go, Greg.Copy !req
104. Egg white frittata,Copy !req
105. honeydew melon
and dry wheat toast.Copy !req
106. Thanks. This looks delicious.Copy !req
107. Why's he get all this?Copy !req
108. 'Cause our regular food
would kill him.Copy !req
109. Hello.
Rochelle, it's me.Copy !req
110. Listen, I won't be home
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
111. I have to take a passenger
to Vegas.Copy !req
112. Vegas?Copy !req
113. Julius, are you crazy?Copy !req
114. What about your regular job?Copy !req
115. I have a few sick days
I can use.Copy !req
116. I'll be back
by the end of the week.Copy !req
117. Julius, you are not driving
that cab to Vegas.Copy !req
118. The guy's
gonna pay meCopy !req
119. a thousand dollars.Copy !req
120. Get me Wayne Newton's autograph.Copy !req
121. Bye.Copy !req
122. While my father set off
for Sin City,Copy !req
123. I showed Greg aroundthe
original sin city, Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
124. I can't decide on a hairstyle.Copy !req
125. I'm stuck between
Verdine White and Dr. J.Copy !req
126. I cannot cut your hair, Greg.Copy !req
127. Why not?Copy !req
128. First of all, your hair's not
long enough to be Verdine White,Copy !req
129. and it's not curly enough
to be Dr. J.Copy !req
130. I've never used these scissors
on straight hair.Copy !req
131. I don't know what will happen.Copy !req
132. I'll start cutting
your hair, man,Copy !req
133. sparks start flying everywhere,
your whole head catch on fire.Copy !req
134. And I will not be sued
by white people!Copy !req
135. Listen here, I got
the perfect shirtCopy !req
136. for your haircut, huh?Copy !req
137. Five dollars.Copy !req
138. This has a hole in it.Copy !req
139. That's not a hole.
It's distressed.Copy !req
140. Guys in Manhattan
pay top dollar for this.Copy !req
141. In fact, a distressed man
got shot in that shirt.Copy !req
142. Hey,Copy !req
143. little dude
from across the street.Copy !req
144. Who this?Copy !req
145. It's my friend Greg.Copy !req
146. He's staying at my house
for a few days.Copy !req
147. Hey, little white dude
staying across the street,Copy !req
148. let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
149. Nice shirt.Copy !req
150. Risky got the shirt
from Jerome.Copy !req
151. Hey, I just
got a nickname.Copy !req
152. Hey, you just got robbed.Copy !req
153. Cool!Copy !req
154. That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
155. Hey, I hate to hold us up,
but I am starving.Copy !req
156. You hungry?Copy !req
157. It's on me.Copy !req
158. If you're paying, he's eating.Copy !req
159. I could eat.Copy !req
160. I'll go and get
some food.Copy !req
161. You keep the car running.Copy !req
162. I should call Rochelle.Copy !req
163. He should call the cops.Copy !req
164. She did not just leave a mint
on Greg's pillow!Copy !req
165. Hey. Hey, man,
what are you doing?Copy !req
166. I thought I told you
to wait in the car.Copy !req
167. I'm calling my wife.Copy !req
168. I haven't talked
to her all day.Copy !req
169. Do you want $1,000 or do you
want to talk to your wife?Copy !req
170. Nobody had to ask my father
that question twice.Copy !req
171. Let's go.Copy !req
172. Today in Ohio, an armed fugitive
makes another stopCopy !req
173. on his cross-country wave
of terror.Copy !req
174. Will police catch him
before he strikes again?Copy !req
175. Find out at 11:00.Copy !req
176. Hey, man,
where you been?Copy !req
177. Washing your dishes.Copy !req
178. What are you doing?Copy !req
179. Turning to MacGyver.Copy !req
180. But I wanted to watch NOVA.Copy !req
181. It's a show on PBS about science
as it relates to the universe.Copy !req
182. Cool. That's almost
like MacGyver.Copy !req
183. Just like Lawrence Welk
is like Soul Train.Copy !req
184. Chris, Greg is your guest.Copy !req
185. Let him watch NOVA.Copy !req
186. Gelato?Copy !req
187. Is that Italian for JellCopy !req
188. Thanks.Copy !req
189. I thought havingCopy !req
190. Greg stay over would be fun.Copy !req
191. Probably what
the Indians thoughtCopy !req
192. when they first saw Columbus.Copy !req
193. Next on NOVA...Copy !req
194. WEBW 1020 news time 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
195. The search continues across
America for the taxicab bandit.Copy !req
196. The suspect...Copy !req
197. Greg was an only child,Copy !req
198. and he was afraid
to sleep aloneCopy !req
199. so he dressed as superheroes
to scare the boogeyman.Copy !req
200. Greg, get up.
Time to go.Copy !req
201. What time is it?Copy !req
202. 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
203. 5:00 a.m.?Copy !req
204. We don't have to be to school
for another three hours.Copy !req
205. Yeah, but if we don't hurry,
we'll miss the first bus.Copy !req
206. FirstCopy !req
207. Three, plus a little
bit of a walk.Copy !req
208. Greg was going to have to walk
a mile in my shoes.Copy !req
209. How long of a walk?Copy !req
210. About a mile.Copy !req
211. ♪ Keep smiling, keep shiningCopy !req
212. Greg, hurry up!
I need to get in!Copy !req
213. Chris, would you shut up? Dang!Copy !req
214. Boy, what is
your problem?Copy !req
215. I need to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
216. Well, you bang
on that door againCopy !req
217. and I'm gonna knock out
whatever you're holding in!Copy !req
218. Hey, good morning,
Julius.Copy !req
219. How'd you sleep?Copy !req
220. Like a baby, Eddie.Copy !req
221. Do you mind if I make
a quick phone call?Copy !req
222. Sure, sure, I don't mind.Copy !req
223. You think you can have
the car runningCopy !req
224. and ready to go in five minutes?Copy !req
225. Sure thing.Copy !req
226. All right,
I'm just gonna collectCopy !req
227. the deposit for the rooms back.Copy !req
228. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
229. Not just his deposit,
everybody's deposit.Copy !req
230. Operator.Copy !req
231. I'd like to make a collect call.Copy !req
232. My father had a systemCopy !req
233. to beat the high price
of calling collect.Copy !req
234. Hello?Copy !req
235. You have a collect call from...
Daddy fine.Copy !req
236. Nebraska cornfields.
Chris garbage. Hang up.Copy !req
237. Would you like to accept?Copy !req
238. Collect call
from your father?Copy !req
239. Yeah. He's doing fine.Copy !req
240. He's in Nebraska, and the
cornfields are pretty,Copy !req
241. and Chris should
remember to take out
the garbage.Copy !req
242. Okay.
Eventually, the phone companyCopy !req
243. started hanging up
on my father.Copy !req
244. Back at school,
Greg was catching upCopy !req
245. on more than his studies.Copy !req
246. What year did the American
Revolution begin?Copy !req
247. Greg. Greg?Copy !req
248. 1942.Copy !req
249. Greg, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
250. You're usually so alert.Copy !req
251. It's because he's staying
at my house for the week.Copy !req
252. Oh, my God, he's drunk?Copy !req
253. Did he have a 40 for breakfast?Copy !req
254. I'm not drunk.Copy !req
255. I'm just not used
to getting up so early.Copy !req
256. Don't be ashamed— Chris's
people have a historyCopy !req
257. of being up when the
rooster crows to go
to work in the fields.Copy !req
258. Who could expect
you to keep up?Copy !req
259. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
260. She was Don Imus in a dress.Copy !req
261. After school,
Greg was doing his homeworkCopy !req
262. while I was doing my work work.Copy !req
263. Okay, now, Doc left some
instructions for you, Chris.Copy !req
264. Now, get all the merchandise
out of all these boxesCopy !req
265. and stock the shelves
with them, okay?Copy !req
266. Now, all the empty boxes
need to be broken down and
cut up into small piecesCopy !req
267. and thrown into the Dumpster
behind the Chinese place
when Mr. Hoo isn't looking.Copy !req
268. Now, when that's done,
you can start your work.Copy !req
269. Hey, uh, Greg,
you need anything?Copy !req
270. SodaCopy !req
271. No, thanks.Copy !req
272. How come you don't do your
homework like that, Chris?Copy !req
273. Because I'm too busy
cutting up boxes.Copy !req
274. Meanwhile, my father
had turned into Al Cowlings,Copy !req
275. and he didn't even know it.Copy !req
276. Hey, you might want
to slow down.Copy !req
277. They love pulling people over
on roads like these.Copy !req
278. If you're black,
they like to pull you overCopy !req
279. coming out of your driveway.Copy !req
280. I-I think we need
to stop for gas soon.Copy !req
281. Have you seen the
price of gas lately?Copy !req
282. It's highway robbery.Copy !req
283. Highway robbery?Copy !req
284. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
285. I mean, gas is
costing me a fortune.Copy !req
286. Oh. That's what you mean.Copy !req
287. Here, I'll pay
for the last fill-up.Copy !req
288. A twenty?Copy !req
289. Keep the change.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
290. If my father
was allowed to seeCopy !req
291. the price of gas today,
it would kill him.Copy !req
292. Now, why are you in such a
rush to get to Vegas anyway?Copy !req
293. One reason.Copy !req
294. Karen.Copy !req
295. We were together...
but I lost her.Copy !req
296. Well, what happened?Copy !req
297. It's a long story.Copy !req
298. I made some mistakes,Copy !req
299. and now I have to go back
and tell Karen I love herCopy !req
300. and get her back.Copy !req
301. Well, I hope it all
works out for you, Eddie.Copy !req
302. Not to be nosy,Copy !req
303. but you've got cash—
why don't you just fly to Vegas?Copy !req
304. Oh, um, I'm, um...Copy !req
305. I'm claustrophobic.Copy !req
306. Not to mention truth-ophobic.Copy !req
307. Oh, Chris, your dad
wanted to remind youCopy !req
308. to take the garbage out.Copy !req
309. Already did.
What's wrong, baby?Copy !req
310. Well, Ma, it's just that...Copy !req
311. No, not you, baby.Copy !req
312. I was talking to Greg.Copy !req
313. What's wrong?Copy !req
314. I had to get up so early,Copy !req
315. and it took so long
to get to school,Copy !req
316. I feel a little rundown.Copy !req
317. Oh, well, I'm sorry
you feel that way, Greg.Copy !req
318. You want Chris
to run you a hot bath?Copy !req
319. A hot bath? She wouldn't
let me use hot waterCopy !req
320. to make hot water.Copy !req
321. I am not running him a bath.Copy !req
322. Chris, be nice, okay?Copy !req
323. Greg has had a long day.Copy !req
324. Um, that's okay.Copy !req
325. It's about time for bed.Copy !req
326. Okay. Well,
good night, boys.Copy !req
327. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
328. You had the same day as me—
and I had school and work—Copy !req
329. so why are you so tired?Copy !req
330. It's not like
I do this every day.Copy !req
331. Exactly.
If you got treated like me,Copy !req
332. you wouldn't last two seconds.
Hey, man,Copy !req
333. at least you have
a little help around here.Copy !req
334. Most of the time, I have
to get by on my own.Copy !req
335. Oh, yeah, with your own room,
your own TV, your own allowance.Copy !req
336. You know what,
you're being really immature.Copy !req
337. I'm being immature?Copy !req
338. Man, you're the one going to bed
dressed as Superman.Copy !req
339. No. I'm going to bed
dressed as Clark Kent.Copy !req
340. What I'm trying to say is,Copy !req
341. you've been here
for the past four days,Copy !req
342. and I'm getting tired
of doing everything for you.Copy !req
343. You know what? Nobody asked you
to do anything for me.Copy !req
344. I don't want you
to do anything for me.Copy !req
345. At least that way, I won't
have to hear your mouth.Copy !req
346. Cool.Copy !req
347. Cool!Copy !req
348. Good morning, baby.Copy !req
349. Where's Greg?
His frittata's ready.Copy !req
350. Oh, upstairs.Copy !req
351. Oh, well, I got to go, okay?Copy !req
352. So make sure you clean off
the table and lock up,Copy !req
353. 'cause I got to be in early,
and tell Greg I said bye.Copy !req
354. Okay.Copy !req
355. Bye.Copy !req
356. Since Greg didn't want me
to do anything,Copy !req
357. that's exactly what I did.Copy !req
358. Why didn't you wake me up?Copy !req
359. You told me you didn't
want me to do anything
for you, so I didn't.Copy !req
360. That didn't mean I wanted you
to let me sleep through school.Copy !req
361. I missed the quarterly
history test!Copy !req
362. Well, maybe you should've gone
to bed dressed as Superman.Copy !req
363. That way you could've
flown to school.Copy !req
364. Good thing
he doesn't have heat vision.Copy !req
365. ♪ She's got friendsCopy !req
366. Yeah, this is it.Copy !req
367. And...Copy !req
368. here's your thousand dollars.Copy !req
369. Oh.Copy !req
370. Julius, I really want
to thank youCopy !req
371. for getting
me out of a jam.Copy !req
372. A ten-to-20-year jam.Copy !req
373. Boy... it's been so long
since I've seen Karen.Copy !req
374. I really hope I'm doing
the right thing.Copy !req
375. Well, do you love her?Copy !req
376. Without a doubt.Copy !req
377. Well, then you're
doing the right thing.Copy !req
378. You know,Copy !req
379. I got a good feeling
about you and Karen.Copy !req
380. Hey! Wha...?Copy !req
381. Hey, whCopy !req
382. Come out with your hands up!Copy !req
383. Look, before you picked me up,
I robbed a bank.Copy !req
384. Robbed a bank?
Yeah,Copy !req
385. and every other place we stopped
since we left Jersey.Copy !req
386. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
387. I'm sorry it had to come
to this, Julius,Copy !req
388. but I cannot go back to jail.Copy !req
389. You'll never take me alive!Copy !req
390. No, no, no, no, no!
Take me alive!Copy !req
391. Please, take me alive!
Out of the cab!Copy !req
392. Back home, Greg and I were
having our own standoff...Copy !req
393. minus the guns
and the masculinity.Copy !req
394. Okay, what's going on
between you two?Copy !req
395. Ask him.Copy !req
396. Chris?Copy !req
397. I didn't do a thing.Copy !req
398. You didn't wake me up!Copy !req
399. You didn't wake him up?Copy !req
400. Man, that's wrong.Copy !req
401. Who asked you?
Excuse me,Copy !req
402. I can handle this.Copy !req
403. You didn't wake him up?
That's wrong.Copy !req
404. Well, nobody
wakes me up.Copy !req
405. Nobody puts chocolate
on my pillow.Copy !req
406. If I took a half-hour
shower singing "That's
What Friends Are For,"Copy !req
407. and you had to pee,
you would smack the crackCopy !req
408. out of my behind.
Okay, watch yourself, boy.Copy !req
409. If you didn't
want me to be here,Copy !req
410. why'd you even invite me?
If you don'tCopy !req
411. want to be here,
why don't you just go?Copy !req
412. Maybe I will.
See ya.Copy !req
413. Fine.Copy !req
414. I want to callCopy !req
415. my grandmother—
may I use your phone?Copy !req
416. Sure, Greg.Copy !req
417. Chris, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
418. I live here, and you're
treating him better than me.Copy !req
419. Okay.Copy !req
420. Baby, Greg is your guest, okay?Copy !req
421. I been doing stuff
for him for one weekCopy !req
422. because he's your friend.Copy !req
423. I've been doing stuff
for you for 15 yearsCopy !req
424. because you're my son, okay?Copy !req
425. Don't ever forget that.Copy !req
426. She wasn't home.Copy !req
427. Oh, yes, she was.Copy !req
428. One, two, three, wah!Copy !req
429. One, two, three, wah!Copy !req
430. Meanwhile in Las Vegas,
my father rolled the diceCopy !req
431. trying to reason
with a madman.Copy !req
432. Eddie, you got
to give up, man.Copy !req
433. The cops are gonna
start shooting.
Oh, I got a plan for that.Copy !req
434. I'm gonna use
your body as a shield.Copy !req
435. Eddie? Eddie,
are you there, honey?Copy !req
436. Karen?Copy !req
437. I love you, Eddie!Copy !req
438. Karen...Copy !req
439. I love you, Eddie!Copy !req
440. Karen, I love you, too, baby,
I love you!Copy !req
441. Eddie, please give up!Copy !req
442. Please, do it for me, Eddie!
She's right!Copy !req
443. Okay. All right.Copy !req
444. I give up!Copy !req
445. I give up! All right!Copy !req
446. Get out of the cab!
He's coming out!Copy !req
447. I give up!Copy !req
448. That's the first time a woman
Karen!Copy !req
449. ever made a man
put a gun down.Copy !req
450. Here you go, Officer.Copy !req
451. I know you need
to take this in as evidence.Copy !req
452. Freeze!
You're under arrest.Copy !req
453. No, they need to take you in
as evidence.Copy !req
454. After a week
of doing things for Greg,Copy !req
455. the hardest thing was something
I had to do for myself.Copy !req
456. You asleep?Copy !req
457. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
458. But if I were talking to you,Copy !req
459. I'd tell you how angry I am
because of what you did.Copy !req
460. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
461. But you know how tired
you were last night?Copy !req
462. That's how tired I am
every night.Copy !req
463. But I don't get to cry about it,
I just got to deal with it.Copy !req
464. You don't have it so hard.Copy !req
465. How do you figure that?Copy !req
466. So you live in Bed-Stuy,Copy !req
467. it takes you three hours
to get to school,Copy !req
468. and you have
an after-school job.Copy !req
469. So what?
I wish I had someoneCopy !req
470. to fight over the TV
or bathroom with.Copy !req
471. The last thing my mother
cooked on the stoveCopy !req
472. got her a year of probation.Copy !req
473. I don't do everything
on my own because I want to.Copy !req
474. I do it 'cause I have to.Copy !req
475. Dang, I guess I never
thought of it like that.Copy !req
476. Sorry, man, I didn't mean
to be such a pain.
Aw, forget it.Copy !req
477. I'll tell Ms. Morello
what happened,Copy !req
478. and maybe she'll let you
take a make-up exam.Copy !req
479. You think?
Yeah.Copy !req
480. I'll just tell her that
you drank a 40 by accident.Copy !req
481. By the time Greg left my house,
he really felt at home.Copy !req
482. Little white dude
about to go home.Copy !req
483. Let me hold a dollar.
Sure.Copy !req
484. See ya.Copy !req
485. Hey, if you need pants
to go with that shirt,Copy !req
486. I can tighten you up.
Sorry,Copy !req
487. but I just got robbed.Copy !req
488. Oh. Well, maybe next time.Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. See ya.
Greg!Copy !req
491. Hurry up before we get shot!Copy !req
492. See you at school, man.Copy !req
493. Take care, Greg.
See ya, dude.Copy !req
494. It's okay, but I would've
appreciated a little warning.Copy !req
495. I always thought
that Greg was luckyCopy !req
496. because he had lots of toys,
a nice allowance and freedom.Copy !req
497. But Greg showed me that I had
the most important thingCopy !req
498. a person can have: a family.Copy !req
499. Oh! Oh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
500. I need to draw you
a bath. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
501. After Greg was gone,
I actually kind of missed him.Copy !req
502. How was your trip, baby?Copy !req
503. That's a long story.Copy !req
504. So how was it
having Greg over?Copy !req
505. Cool. Can he stay over
again sometime?Copy !req
506. Are you nuts?Copy !req
507. I never worked so hard
in my entire life.Copy !req
508. And I want my bed back.
And she is not making me eat
no more tofu.Copy !req
509. Whoa, you gave
your brother's bed to Greg?Copy !req
510. And you sit up here washing
dishes for the white man!Copy !req
511. And that little TV show NOVA
was boring!Copy !req
512. I'm tired of being a
vegetarian short-order cook!Copy !req