1. EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #052
"Everybody Hates Houseguests"
CLOSED CAPTIONEDCopy !req
2. Hey, Greg, what's up?Copy !req
3. My father's going
out of town for a week.Copy !req
4. I have to stay
with my grandmother.Copy !req
5. I'm not looking forward
to it.Copy !req
6. Why not?Copy !req
7. Left, right, left knee,
right, left, right...Copy !req
8. Anyways,
I'll catch you later.Copy !req
9. For most of my life,Copy !req
10. I'd never had a friend
stay over at my house...Copy !req
11. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
12. mostly because
I didn't have a friend,Copy !req
13. and we already had too many
people in our house.Copy !req
14. You want to just come
stay at my house?Copy !req
15. Are you serious?Copy !req
16. That'd be totally awesome.Copy !req
17. Yeah, all I have to
do is ask my mom.Copy !req
18. Boy, are you crazy?Copy !req
19. And why are you justCopy !req
20. springing this up on me?Copy !req
21. So he can't
come stay with us?Copy !req
22. Well, baby, it's just
that I'm at work,Copy !req
23. and I don't have time
to get ready for company.Copy !req
24. Okay, all right,
Greg can stay,Copy !req
25. but just tell him don't expectCopy !req
26. anything special.Copy !req
27. I'm warning you, man,
don't expect anything special.Copy !req
28. Don't worry, dude,
I'm just happy to be here.Copy !req
29. Hello, Greg!
Hors d'oeuvre?Copy !req
30. If this isn't special,
I'd hate to see her overdo it.Copy !req
31. Come, eat.Copy !req
32. Help! My mother is possessed
by a nice lady.Copy !req
33. Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT TELEVISIONCopy !req
34. Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
35. You know we say
grace every night.Copy !req
36. No, we don't.Copy !req
37. Yes, we do.Copy !req
38. Now, shut up and bless the food.Copy !req
39. If I didn't thank the Lord
at the table,Copy !req
40. my mother was going to send me
to thank him in person.Copy !req
41. Dear Lord, bless this food
that we are thankful to receive.Copy !req
42. Amen.Copy !req
43. Amen.Copy !req
44. What kind of food is this?Copy !req
45. Vegetarian.Copy !req
46. My stomach has a lot of trouble
breaking down enzymes.Copy !req
47. I didn't know you could buy
vegetarian fatback.Copy !req
48. It's not bad.Copy !req
49. Hey, pass the big piece
of vegetable.Copy !req
50. Do we have to eat this?Copy !req
51. If you want to eat here.Copy !req
52. Hey, Drew,Copy !req
53. thanks for giving me your bed.Copy !req
54. But if you want me to sleep on
the couch instead of you,Copy !req
55. I understand.Copy !req
56. Oh, no way. Now I have
the TV to myself at night.Copy !req
57. Julius, do you want me to make
you an extra plate for work?Copy !req
58. Oh, that'd be great,
baby. Thank you.Copy !req
59. Work? It's nighttime.Copy !req
60. He works at night.
And days.Copy !req
61. My dad has two jobs.Copy !req
62. Make that three. I just picked
up a side job driving a cab.Copy !req
63. A cab? When do you have time
to drive a cab?Copy !req
64. I'm just trying it
for the weekend.Copy !req
65. I'll see how it goes.Copy !req
66. Wow. When do you sleep?Copy !req
67. Hey, that's a good one.Copy !req
68. Sleep.Copy !req
69. Greg brought so much stuff,Copy !req
70. I couldn't tell if he was
staying over or taking over.Copy !req
71. You're wearing
Transformers pajamas?Copy !req
72. Man, you're 15.Copy !req
73. I like to pray
as different characters.Copy !req
74. That way, God doesn't get bored
with me.Copy !req
75. Tonight, I'm Optimus Prime,Copy !req
76. leader of the Autobots.Copy !req
77. Now I lay me down
to sleep,Copy !req
78. pray the Lord my
soul to keep. Amen.Copy !req
79. He should pray
for some self-esteem.Copy !req
80. Good night, man.Copy !req
81. I can't tell you
how great it is being here.Copy !req
82. No problem. Night.Copy !req
83. The snoring actually
wasn't that badCopy !req
84. compared to what followed.Copy !req
85. I was hoping a maniac
would break inCopy !req
86. and smother Greg with a pillow.Copy !req
87. Greg was driving me
up the wall,Copy !req
88. and my dad was about
to get taken for a ride.Copy !req
89. Where to?Copy !req
90. Las Vegas.Copy !req
91. Seriously, man, where to?Copy !req
92. Las Vegas, Nevada.Copy !req
93. Man, you crazy—
get out of my cab.Copy !req
94. Hey, no, seriously,
brother,Copy !req
95. I really need
to get to Las Vegas.Copy !req
96. Look, I cannot take you
to Las Vegas!Copy !req
97. Would you take me to Las Vegas
for a thousand dollars?Copy !req
98. For a thousand dollars,
he'd take you to South AfricaCopy !req
99. during the height of apartheid.Copy !req
100. Just let me call my wife.Copy !req
101. To say good-bye.Copy !req
102. Hey, you guys, your
cereal is on the table.Copy !req
103. Okay, here we go, Greg.Copy !req
104. Egg white frittata,Copy !req
105. honeydew melon
and dry wheat toast.Copy !req
106. Thanks. This looks delicious.Copy !req
107. Why's he get all this?Copy !req
108. 'Cause our regular food
would kill him.Copy !req
109. Hello.
Rochelle, it's me.Copy !req
110. Listen, I won't be home
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
111. I have to take a passenger
to Vegas.Copy !req
112. Vegas?Copy !req
113. Julius, are you crazy?Copy !req
114. What about your regular job?Copy !req
115. I have a few sick days
I can use.Copy !req
116. I'll be back
by the end of the week.Copy !req
117. Julius, you are not driving
that cab to Vegas.Copy !req
118. The guy's
gonna pay meCopy !req
119. a thousand dollars.Copy !req
120. Get me Wayne Newton's autograph.Copy !req
121. Bye.Copy !req
122. While my father set off
for Sin City,Copy !req
123. I showed Greg aroundthe
original sin city, Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
124. I can't decide on a hairstyle.Copy !req
125. I'm stuck between
Verdine White and Dr. J.Copy !req
126. I cannot cut your hair, Greg.Copy !req
127. Why not?Copy !req
128. First of all, your hair's not
long enough to be Verdine White,Copy !req
129. and it's not curly enough
to be Dr. J.Copy !req
130. I've never used these scissors
on straight hair.Copy !req
131. I don't know what will happen.Copy !req
132. I'll start cutting
your hair, man,Copy !req
133. sparks start flying everywhere,
your whole head catch on fire.Copy !req
134. And I will not be sued
by white people!Copy !req
135. Listen here, I got
the perfect shirtCopy !req
136. for your haircut, huh?Copy !req
137. Five dollars.Copy !req
138. This has a hole in it.Copy !req
139. That's not a hole.
It's distressed.Copy !req
140. Guys in Manhattan
pay top dollar for this.Copy !req
141. In fact, a distressed man
got shot in that shirt.Copy !req
142. Hey,Copy !req
143. little dude
from across the street.Copy !req
144. Who this?Copy !req
145. It's my friend Greg.Copy !req
146. He's staying at my house
for a few days.Copy !req
147. Hey, little white dude
staying across the street,Copy !req
148. let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
149. Nice shirt.Copy !req
150. Risky got the shirt
from Jerome.Copy !req
151. Hey, I just
got a nickname.Copy !req
152. Hey, you just got robbed.Copy !req
153. Cool!Copy !req
154. That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
155. Hey, I hate to hold us up,
but I am starving.Copy !req
156. You hungry?Copy !req
157. It's on me.Copy !req
158. If you're paying, he's eating.Copy !req
159. I could eat.Copy !req
160. I'll go and get
some food.Copy !req
161. You keep the car running.Copy !req
162. I should call Rochelle.Copy !req
163. He should call the cops.Copy !req
164. She did not just leave a mint
on Greg's pillow!Copy !req
165. Hey. Hey, man,
what are you doing?Copy !req
166. I thought I told you
to wait in the car.Copy !req
167. I'm calling my wife.Copy !req
168. I haven't talked
to her all day.Copy !req
169. Do you want $1,000 or do you
want to talk to your wife?Copy !req
170. Nobody had to ask my father
that question twice.Copy !req
171. Let's go.Copy !req
172. Today in Ohio, an armed fugitive
makes another stopCopy !req
173. on his cross-country wave
of terror.Copy !req
174. Will police catch him
before he strikes again?Copy !req
175. Find out at 11:00.Copy !req
176. Hey, man,
where you been?Copy !req
177. Washing your dishes.Copy !req
178. What are you doing?Copy !req
179. Turning to MacGyver.Copy !req
180. But I wanted to watch NOVA.Copy !req
181. NOVACopy !req
182. It's a show on PBS about science
as it relates to the universe.Copy !req
183. Cool. That's almost
like MacGyver.Copy !req
184. Just like Lawrence Welk
is like Soul Train.Copy !req
185. Chris, Greg is your guest.Copy !req
186. Let him watch NOVA.Copy !req
187. Gelato?Copy !req
188. Is that Italian for JellCopy !req
189. Thanks.Copy !req
190. I thought havingCopy !req
191. Greg stay over would be fun.Copy !req
192. Probably what
the Indians thoughtCopy !req
193. when they first saw Columbus.Copy !req
194. Next on NOVA...Copy !req
195. WEBW 1020 news time 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
196. The search continues across
America for the taxicab bandit.Copy !req
197. The suspect...Copy !req
198. Greg was an only child,Copy !req
199. and he was afraid
to sleep aloneCopy !req
200. so he dressed as superheroes
to scare the boogeyman.Copy !req
201. Greg, get up.
Time to go.Copy !req
202. What time is it?Copy !req
203. 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
204. 5:00 a.m.?Copy !req
205. We don't have to be to school
for another three hours.Copy !req
206. Yeah, but if we don't hurry,
we'll miss the first bus.Copy !req
207. FirstCopy !req
208. Three, plus a little
bit of a walk.Copy !req
209. Greg was going to have to walk
a mile in my shoes.Copy !req
210. How long of a walk?Copy !req
211. About a mile.Copy !req
212. ♪ Keep smiling, keep shiningCopy !req
213. Greg, hurry up!
I need to get in!Copy !req
214. Chris, would you shut up? Dang!Copy !req
215. Boy, what is
your problem?Copy !req
216. I need to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
217. Well, you bang
on that door againCopy !req
218. and I'm gonna knock out
whatever you're holding in!Copy !req
219. Hey, good morning,
Julius.Copy !req
220. How'd you sleep?Copy !req
221. Like a baby, Eddie.Copy !req
222. Do you mind if I make
a quick phone call?Copy !req
223. Sure, sure, I don't mind.Copy !req
224. You think you can have
the car runningCopy !req
225. and ready to go in five minutes?Copy !req
226. Sure thing.Copy !req
227. All right,
I'm just gonna collectCopy !req
228. the deposit for the rooms back.Copy !req
229. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
230. Not just his deposit,
everybody's deposit.Copy !req
231. Operator.Copy !req
232. I'd like to make a collect call.Copy !req
233. My father had a systemCopy !req
234. to beat the high price
of calling collect.Copy !req
235. Hello?Copy !req
236. You have a collect call from...
Daddy fine.Copy !req
237. Nebraska cornfields.
Chris garbage. Hang up.Copy !req
238. Would you like to accept?Copy !req
239. Collect call
from your father?Copy !req
240. Yeah. He's doing fine.Copy !req
241. He's in Nebraska, and the
cornfields are pretty,Copy !req
242. and Chris should
remember to take out
the garbage.Copy !req
243. Okay.
Eventually, the phone companyCopy !req
244. started hanging up
on my father.Copy !req
245. Back at school,
Greg was catching upCopy !req
246. on more than his studies.Copy !req
247. What year did the American
Revolution begin?Copy !req
248. Greg. Greg?Copy !req
249. 1942.Copy !req
250. Greg, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
251. You're usually so alert.Copy !req
252. It's because he's staying
at my house for the week.Copy !req
253. Oh, my God, he's drunk?Copy !req
254. Did he have a 40 for breakfast?Copy !req
255. I'm not drunk.Copy !req
256. I'm just not used
to getting up so early.Copy !req
257. Don't be ashamed— Chris's
people have a historyCopy !req
258. of being up when the
rooster crows to go
to work in the fields.Copy !req
259. Who could expect
you to keep up?Copy !req
260. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
261. She was Don Imus in a dress.Copy !req
262. After school,
Greg was doing his homeworkCopy !req
263. while I was doing my work work.Copy !req
264. Okay, now, Doc left some
instructions for you, Chris.Copy !req
265. Now, get all the merchandise
out of all these boxesCopy !req
266. and stock the shelves
with them, okay?Copy !req
267. Now, all the empty boxes
need to be broken down and
cut up into small piecesCopy !req
268. and thrown into the Dumpster
behind the Chinese place
when Mr. Hoo isn't looking.Copy !req
269. Now, when that's done,
you can start your work.Copy !req
270. Hey, uh, Greg,
you need anything?Copy !req
271. SodaCopy !req
272. No, thanks.Copy !req
273. How come you don't do your
homework like that, Chris?Copy !req
274. Because I'm too busy
cutting up boxes.Copy !req
275. Meanwhile, my father
had turned into Al Cowlings,Copy !req
276. and he didn't even know it.Copy !req
277. Hey, you might want
to slow down.Copy !req
278. They love pulling people over
on roads like these.Copy !req
279. If you're black,
they like to pull you overCopy !req
280. coming out of your driveway.Copy !req
281. I-I think we need
to stop for gas soon.Copy !req
282. Have you seen the
price of gas lately?Copy !req
283. It's highway robbery.Copy !req
284. Highway robbery?Copy !req
285. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
286. I mean, gas is
costing me a fortune.Copy !req
287. Oh. That's what you mean.Copy !req
288. Here, I'll pay
for the last fill-up.Copy !req
289. A twenty?Copy !req
290. Keep the change.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
291. If my father
was allowed to seeCopy !req
292. the price of gas today,
it would kill him.Copy !req
293. Now, why are you in such a
rush to get to Vegas anyway?Copy !req
294. One reason.Copy !req
295. Karen.Copy !req
296. We were together...
but I lost her.Copy !req
297. Well, what happened?Copy !req
298. It's a long story.Copy !req
299. I made some mistakes,Copy !req
300. and now I have to go back
and tell Karen I love herCopy !req
301. and get her back.Copy !req
302. Well, I hope it all
works out for you, Eddie.Copy !req
303. Not to be nosy,Copy !req
304. but you've got cash—
why don't you just fly to Vegas?Copy !req
305. Oh, um, I'm, um...Copy !req
306. I'm claustrophobic.Copy !req
307. Not to mention truth-ophobic.Copy !req
308. Oh, Chris, your dad
wanted to remind youCopy !req
309. to take the garbage out.Copy !req
310. Already did.
What's wrong, baby?Copy !req
311. Well, Ma, it's just that...Copy !req
312. No, not you, baby.Copy !req
313. I was talking to Greg.Copy !req
314. What's wrong?Copy !req
315. I had to get up so early,Copy !req
316. and it took so long
to get to school,Copy !req
317. I feel a little rundown.Copy !req
318. Oh, well, I'm sorry
you feel that way, Greg.Copy !req
319. You want Chris
to run you a hot bath?Copy !req
320. A hot bath? She wouldn't
let me use hot waterCopy !req
321. to make hot water.Copy !req
322. I am not running him a bath.Copy !req
323. Chris, be nice, okay?Copy !req
324. Greg has had a long day.Copy !req
325. Um, that's okay.Copy !req
326. It's about time for bed.Copy !req
327. Okay. Well,
good night, boys.Copy !req
328. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
329. You had the same day as me—
and I had school and work—Copy !req
330. so why are you so tired?Copy !req
331. It's not like
I do this every day.Copy !req
332. Exactly.
If you got treated like me,Copy !req
333. you wouldn't last two seconds.
Hey, man,Copy !req
334. at least you have
a little help around here.Copy !req
335. Most of the time, I have
to get by on my own.Copy !req
336. Oh, yeah, with your own room,
your own TV, your own allowance.Copy !req
337. You know what,
you're being really immature.Copy !req
338. I'm being immature?Copy !req
339. Man, you're the one going to bed
dressed as Superman.Copy !req
340. No. I'm going to bed
dressed as Clark Kent.Copy !req
341. What I'm trying to say is,Copy !req
342. you've been here
for the past four days,Copy !req
343. and I'm getting tired
of doing everything for you.Copy !req
344. You know what? Nobody asked you
to do anything for me.Copy !req
345. I don't want you
to do anything for me.Copy !req
346. At least that way, I won't
have to hear your mouth.Copy !req
347. Cool.Copy !req
348. Cool!Copy !req
349. Good morning, baby.Copy !req
350. Where's Greg?
His frittata's ready.Copy !req
351. Oh, upstairs.Copy !req
352. Oh, well, I got to go, okay?Copy !req
353. So make sure you clean off
the table and lock up,Copy !req
354. 'cause I got to be in early,
and tell Greg I said bye.Copy !req
355. Okay.Copy !req
356. Bye.Copy !req
357. Since Greg didn't want me
to do anything,Copy !req
358. that's exactly what I did.Copy !req
359. Why didn't you wake me up?Copy !req
360. You told me you didn't
want me to do anything
for you, so I didn't.Copy !req
361. That didn't mean I wanted you
to let me sleep through school.Copy !req
362. I missed the quarterly
history test!Copy !req
363. Well, maybe you should've gone
to bed dressed as Superman.Copy !req
364. That way you could've
flown to school.Copy !req
365. Good thing
he doesn't have heat vision.Copy !req
366. ♪ She's got friendsCopy !req
367. Yeah, this is it.Copy !req
368. And...Copy !req
369. here's your thousand dollars.Copy !req
370. Oh.Copy !req
371. Julius, I really want
to thank youCopy !req
372. for getting
me out of a jam.Copy !req
373. A ten-to-20-year jam.Copy !req
374. Boy... it's been so long
since I've seen Karen.Copy !req
375. I really hope I'm doing
the right thing.Copy !req
376. Well, do you love her?Copy !req
377. Without a doubt.Copy !req
378. Well, then you're
doing the right thing.Copy !req
379. You know,Copy !req
380. I got a good feeling
about you and Karen.Copy !req
381. Hey! Wha...?Copy !req
382. Hey, whCopy !req
383. Come out with your hands up!Copy !req
384. Look, before you picked me up,
I robbed a bank.Copy !req
385. Robbed a bank?
Yeah,Copy !req
386. and every other place we stopped
since we left Jersey.Copy !req
387. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
388. I'm sorry it had to come
to this, Julius,Copy !req
389. but I cannot go back to jail.Copy !req
390. You'll never take me alive!Copy !req
391. No, no, no, no, no!
Take me alive!Copy !req
392. Please, take me alive!
Out of the cab!Copy !req
393. Back home, Greg and I were
having our own standoff...Copy !req
394. minus the guns
and the masculinity.Copy !req
395. Okay, what's going on
between you two?Copy !req
396. Ask him.Copy !req
397. Chris?Copy !req
398. I didn't do a thing.Copy !req
399. You didn't wake me up!Copy !req
400. You didn't wake him up?Copy !req
401. Man, that's wrong.Copy !req
402. Who asked you?
Excuse me,Copy !req
403. I can handle this.Copy !req
404. You didn't wake him up?
That's wrong.Copy !req
405. Well, nobody
wakes me up.Copy !req
406. Nobody puts chocolate
on my pillow.Copy !req
407. If I took a half-hour
shower singing "That's
What Friends Are For,"Copy !req
408. and you had to pee,
you would smack the crackCopy !req
409. out of my behind.
Okay, watch yourself, boy.Copy !req
410. If you didn't
want me to be here,Copy !req
411. why'd you even invite me?
If you don'tCopy !req
412. want to be here,
why don't you just go?Copy !req
413. Maybe I will.
See ya.Copy !req
414. Fine.Copy !req
415. I want to callCopy !req
416. my grandmother—
may I use your phone?Copy !req
417. Sure, Greg.Copy !req
418. Chris, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
419. I live here, and you're
treating him better than me.Copy !req
420. Okay.Copy !req
421. Baby, Greg is your guest, okay?Copy !req
422. I been doing stuff
for him for one weekCopy !req
423. because he's your friend.Copy !req
424. I've been doing stuff
for you for 15 yearsCopy !req
425. because you're my son, okay?Copy !req
426. Don't ever forget that.Copy !req
427. She wasn't home.Copy !req
428. Oh, yes, she was.Copy !req
429. One, two, three, wah!Copy !req
430. One, two, three, wah!Copy !req
431. Meanwhile in Las Vegas,
my father rolled the diceCopy !req
432. trying to reason
with a madman.Copy !req
433. Eddie, you got
to give up, man.Copy !req
434. The cops are gonna
start shooting.
Oh, I got a plan for that.Copy !req
435. I'm gonna use
your body as a shield.Copy !req
436. Eddie? Eddie,
are you there, honey?Copy !req
437. Karen?Copy !req
438. I love you, Eddie!Copy !req
439. Karen...Copy !req
440. I love you, Eddie!Copy !req
441. Karen, I love you, too, baby,
I love you!Copy !req
442. Eddie, please give up!Copy !req
443. Please, do it for me, Eddie!
She's right!Copy !req
444. Okay. All right.Copy !req
445. I give up!Copy !req
446. I give up! All right!Copy !req
447. Get out of the cab!
He's coming out!Copy !req
448. I give up!Copy !req
449. That's the first time a woman
Karen!Copy !req
450. ever made a man
put a gun down.Copy !req
451. Here you go, Officer.Copy !req
452. I know you need
to take this in as evidence.Copy !req
453. Freeze!
You're under arrest.Copy !req
454. No, they need to take you in
as evidence.Copy !req
455. After a week
of doing things for Greg,Copy !req
456. the hardest thing was something
I had to do for myself.Copy !req
457. You asleep?Copy !req
458. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
459. But if I were talking to you,Copy !req
460. I'd tell you how angry I am
because of what you did.Copy !req
461. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
462. But you know how tired
you were last night?Copy !req
463. That's how tired I am
every night.Copy !req
464. But I don't get to cry about it,
I just got to deal with it.Copy !req
465. You don't have it so hard.Copy !req
466. How do you figure that?Copy !req
467. So you live in Bed-Stuy,Copy !req
468. it takes you three hours
to get to school,Copy !req
469. and you have
an after-school job.Copy !req
470. So what?
I wish I had someoneCopy !req
471. to fight over the TV
or bathroom with.Copy !req
472. The last thing my mother
cooked on the stoveCopy !req
473. got her a year of probation.Copy !req
474. I don't do everything
on my own because I want to.Copy !req
475. I do it 'cause I have to.Copy !req
476. Dang, I guess I never
thought of it like that.Copy !req
477. Sorry, man, I didn't mean
to be such a pain.
Aw, forget it.Copy !req
478. I'll tell Ms. Morello
what happened,Copy !req
479. and maybe she'll let you
take a make-up exam.Copy !req
480. You think?
Yeah.Copy !req
481. I'll just tell her that
you drank a 40 by accident.Copy !req
482. By the time Greg left my house,
he really felt at home.Copy !req
483. Little white dude
about to go home.Copy !req
484. Let me hold a dollar.
Sure.Copy !req
485. See ya.Copy !req
486. Hey, if you need pants
to go with that shirt,Copy !req
487. I can tighten you up.
Sorry,Copy !req
488. but I just got robbed.Copy !req
489. Oh. Well, maybe next time.Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. See ya.
Greg!Copy !req
492. Hurry up before we get shot!Copy !req
493. See you at school, man.Copy !req
494. Take care, Greg.
See ya, dude.Copy !req
495. It's okay, but I would've
appreciated a little warning.Copy !req
496. I always thought
that Greg was luckyCopy !req
497. because he had lots of toys,
a nice allowance and freedom.Copy !req
498. But Greg showed me that I had
the most important thingCopy !req
499. a person can have: a family.Copy !req
500. Oh! Oh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
501. I need to draw you
a bath. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
502. After Greg was gone,
I actually kind of missed him.Copy !req
503. How was your trip, baby?Copy !req
504. That's a long story.Copy !req
505. So how was it
having Greg over?Copy !req
506. Cool. Can he stay over
again sometime?Copy !req
507. Are you nuts?Copy !req
508. I never worked so hard
in my entire life.Copy !req
509. And I want my bed back.
And she is not making me eat
no more tofu.Copy !req
510. Whoa, you gave
your brother's bed to Greg?Copy !req
511. And you sit up here washing
dishes for the white man!Copy !req
512. And that little TV show NOVA
was boring!Copy !req
513. I'm tired of being a
vegetarian short-order cook!Copy !req