1.  EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #050
"Everybody Hates Bad Boys"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  After months
of being around Tasha,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  we had become
really good friends.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  "Wake Me Up
Before You GoCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  What does that even mean?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  The problem was: I didn't want
to be just a friend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  I wanted to get
out of the friend zoneCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  and into the lover zone,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  and the only way was
to swing for the fences.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  Can I ask you a question?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  Will you go with me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  Go where?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  Strike one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  No, I mean, like,
go together.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  We are together.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  Strike two!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  No, I mean, like,
you and me go out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  Strike three and you're out!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  Yeah, I'm so crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  Are you about to go home?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  Yeah, to cry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  Yeah, I guess.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  Since the direct approach
didn't work,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  I wondered what would.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  I thought about being romantic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  Chris, what are you doing?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  These are for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  Boy, you're so crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  I thought
about being chivalrous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Allow me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Boy, is that
your good jacket?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  I even thought
about being brave.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  Hey... why don't y'all
leave her alone?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  Oh, God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  Boy, you so crazy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  No matter what I did,
she always said the same thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  I'm glad we're friends.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  That makes one of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  I think you're, like, one
of the funniest people I know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  Thanks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  Friends don't let friends
die lonely.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  Captioning sponsored byCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  While I tried
to kick the Tasha blues,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  my father came bearing news.
Hey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  Hey.
Hey.
Hey, everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  Hi, baby.
Hey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  I've got good news.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  You finally kicked the gout?
No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Chris isn't
your real son?
No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  Lionel Richie is back
with The Commodores?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  Did you trade Tonya
to the devil for cable?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  I am Employee of the Month.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  Oh.
Oh.
Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  That's nice, baby.
That's great.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  Aren't you going
to ask me what I got?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  A raise?
No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  Well, what did you get?
Your regular payCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  and a kick in the ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  A coupon for a free dinner
for six at Domaine et Mer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  Domain...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  Mayor?
The man is where?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  Is that Russian?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  No, that's Spanish.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  No, baby, it's French.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  Ah, dinner for six,
that sounds nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  But there's only five of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  Maybe we can
bring somebody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  Wait a minute now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  This sounds like a nice place.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  We can't just bring anybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  We thought
about bringing Vanessa.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  I dated a French guy once.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  I can't stand French food.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  I mean,
hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  Who wants a piece of liver
on a toothpick?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  You got any chimichangas?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  We thought about Jerome.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  Uh...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  excuse me,
garçon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  Can we get
some more silverware?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  I just put some out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  I don't know
what happened to it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  We even thought about Mr. Omar.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  He's choking!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  Help him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  Hold on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  There's nothing we can do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  But he's still choking.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  Not anymore.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  Tragic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  Uh-uh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  You know what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  We need to bring
somebody classy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  Let me think about it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  I was still hoping to make
some progress with Tasha,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  but Greg was convinced
all hope was lost.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  Dude, once a friend,
always a friend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  It's the
Westermarck effect.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  West what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  Edward Westermarck.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  He was a scientist.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  He concluded that
when two people live togetherCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  in close proximity
during the early years of life,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  they will never become
boyfriend and girlfriend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  That means I still have
a chance with Shakira.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  There's got to be some
way for her to see meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  as more than just a friend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  What kind of boys
does she like?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  I don't know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Well, maybe you should ask
some other girls.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  You'll get some ideas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  When you ask girls
what they like,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  I found out you learn two
everything and nothing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  So what type of guys
do you like?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  I like dumb guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  I like tall guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  I like girls.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  Not interesting now,
but it will be later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  Free spirits.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  Nice guys.
Bad boys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  Rich.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  Thanks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  I thought that was bad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  Then I found out
I wasn't the only guyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  that didn't know anything
about women.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  Girls like it
when you give them compliments.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  Hey, baby,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  I'm no Fred Flintstone,
but I can make your Bedrock.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  Shut up, idiot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  I wasn't even talking to her.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  Hey, baby, what you doing?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  Julius, I'm gonna need
a few extra dollars this week.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  For what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  Well, we can't go
to a nice restaurantCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  looking like
"Who let you in?"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  I'm gonna need
a new dress.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  The boys need haircuts.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  And I need a new pair
of shoes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  So does Tonya.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  I saw
these fake eyelashes...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  There's this really nice shawl
that goes with the dress.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  Pantyhose.
Only my mother could make
a free dinner expensive.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  After getting every answer
under the sun,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  I figured the only way
to find outCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  what Tasha liked
was to ask Tasha.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  Tag.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  You need to borrow
some detergent?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  No, it's okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  My grandma's ticky.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  If I get the wrong soap,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  she says it's going
to make her butt itch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  Do you have any quarters?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  You know, I didn't expect
to see you here today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  I always do laundry
on Wednesdays.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  I told you that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  Oh, yeah, I must
have forgot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  Don't you just hate
doing laundry?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  But, you know,
I guess it'd be kind of coolCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  if you had a boyfriend
to do it for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  No.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  What kind of man does
a woman's laundry?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  Strike one!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  Yeah, no, that
wouldn't be cool.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  I-I wouldn't do that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  I'd be like, "Woman, you
better do my laundry."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  And I guess you want herCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  barefoot and pregnant,
too, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  Strike two!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Nah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  I was just kidding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  All right,
don't mess this one up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  So if you could go out with any
type of guy, who would you pick?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  I know this is going
to sound funny, but...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  I'd go with Slaver Slav.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  Who?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  Slaver Slav is
the preeminent bad boy of rap,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  the top recording act
at Setback Records.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  He is responsible
for the hit albumCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  I'm Smacking
and Stabbing Somebody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  At the tender age of 16,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  Slaver Slav was released
from prisonCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  after serving 17 years
for aggravated battery.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  This is Slaver Slav's first mug
shot, but it wasn't his last.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  He released his first singleCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  "Put Me in Jail Again and
I'll Smack the Stank Off You"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  about a month later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  The rest is history.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  Slaver Slav?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  Why?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  He's a bad boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  I mean, you never know
what he's going to do next.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  Yeah, stab you or shoot you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  All the girls like him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  Now if I could just get locked
up, I could finally get lucky.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  Wait,
that didn't come out right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  Hey, man, I've been
looking for you.
What's up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  I've got every tape and
article on Slaver Slav.
My wigga!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  All you have to do is
study him, learn him, be him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  Thanks.
No problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  Watching Slaver Slav,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  I learned the most important
thing about being a bad boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  When it comes to girls,
the meaner the better,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  and whatever you do,
don't be nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  That girl on the left
eventually had a babyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  with Ghostface Killah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  Chris, I hear your father
got Employee of the MonthCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  down at the paper.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  They still giving out
their free dinners?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  Uh-huh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  Subtlety was not
Doc's strong suit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  Uh, that's usually
for six people, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  Uh-huh, I'm thinking
about asking Tasha to go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  Oh, Tasha.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  'Cause she looks better
in a dress.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  Slaver Slav.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  The bad boy
of rap.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  You know him?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  Yeah, he broke up
with my best buddy's niece.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  That boy is bad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  He treated her like nothing,
and she still loved him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  See, that's what
I don't get.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  I don't understand why girls
like you to treat them bad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  Chris, women are crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  They think just
because they get a bad boy,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  they'll be so special
that they'll be the only onesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  to make him treat
a girl nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  It's just like trying
to climb Mount Everest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  Every now and then,
somebody does it,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  but they usually end up
in a snow cave,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  chewing on their own leg.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  Analogies were not
Doc's strong suit either.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  Are we still
talking about girls?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  Chris, all I'm trying to say
is Slaver Slav figured it out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  If you want a girl
to go crazy over you,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  be like Mount Everest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  Be difficult.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  Try to get to her
to eat her own leg off.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  And whatever you do,
don't be nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  And again I say there's
a reason why Doc lives alone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  I was a bad boy years before
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  Hey, Chris.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  Do I know you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  You don't remember me?
Do I look like I remember you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  I'm Yolanda.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  Yolanda?
No. Sonia.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  Why you acting
all funny?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  Look, I'm just trying to read.
Why don't you go do something?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  I just wanted to talk
to you for a minute. Dag!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  Did you come hereCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  to buy something
or just get on my nerves?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  How come every time I come in
here, you always playing me off?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  What's your name again?
It's Carla.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  Does your head just do that,
or is that a nervous condition?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  You ain't got to talk
about nobody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  What's up with that hat?
You don't like it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  If it's covering up a bald spot,
it's fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  It's much better than your hair.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  What's wrong
with my hair?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  What's not wrong with your hair?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  Call me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  Call me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  Call me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  I didn't know
if this would work on Tasha,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  or if she had too much
self-esteem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  Hey, Chris.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  I said hi.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  Why does something got
to be wrong with me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  Maybe you just didn't say hi
loud enough.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  Forget it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  Damn!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  Why did I listen to an old fool
that lives alone?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  Did I do something to you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  No, but I wish you would.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  Girl, ain't nobody
thinking about you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  Except me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  Are you going to the bus stop?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  Yeah. Why?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  Do you want me
to walk with you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  I don't care.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  You're trippin'.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  And you're falling for it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  I heard your father made
Employee of the Month.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  Who told you that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  Tonya.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  The girl talk too much.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  That's true.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  You didn't want
me to know?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  Nah, it's just that
she be running her mouth.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  I got this free dinnerCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  at this place where
Slaver Slav eats— place calledCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  Domaine et Mer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  He might be ignorant,
but he loves good food.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  Slaver Slav? Wow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  Yeah. My mom wants
to invite one more person.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  I'm, like,
"Yo, Mom, bus' it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  Why we got
to take one more person?"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  There's more food for us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  I wish I could go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  He says the food
is incredible.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  Yeah, well,
that's what we gonna do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  If you want to come,
then come on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  Are you asking me to go?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  I ain't asking you twice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  Thanks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  It's a home run!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  And that ball is out of here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  Hey, Ma.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  Hey, sweetie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  Found somebody
to go to dinner with us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  Oh, that's okay, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  I decided to
take Michael.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  Uncle Michael's
coming?
Yeah, man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  I heard
French foodCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  real good!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  That's French.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  I've been studying,
'cause I'm ready to go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  Ooh, la, la. I can't wait.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  And I can't wait for you
to choke on that spaghetti.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  Trying to take a free meal
away from my uncle MichaelCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  was like trying to take a bone
away from a pit bull.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  Let me get this straight.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  You want me to give up
a free dinner for a girl?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  Michael, please.
I already invited her.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  I've been trying to get with her
for I don't know how long.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  If I blow this, probably
won't get another chance.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  I don't know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  What do I get out of it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  What do you want?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  The one thing my uncle lovedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  more than a free meal
was a bunch of free meals.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  All it took was
a shrimp basket...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  What's up?
What's up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  Mmm! Later.
Later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  and a slopper.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  Hmm. What's up?
What's up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  Mmm. Later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  Later.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  What's all this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  Well, I just thoughtCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  that since we're going
to a nice restaurant,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  we need to brush up
on our manners.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  I don't want y'all in there
embarrassing me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  For a free meal, I don't careCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  if y'all showed up
butt-naked with socks on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  If we were butt-naked,
we wouldn't have socks on,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  would we?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  We're not even there yet,
and I'm alreadyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  embarrassed.
What's going on?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  Mom is trying to teach us
manners before we go out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  Manners? Who's going to teach us
how to use all these forks?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  I'm getting to that.
Where's Michael?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  He's the one needs
to learn some manners.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  Oh, yeah, Uncle Michael
stopped by earlier.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  He can't make it to dinner.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  Oh, well, I don't know
who else to invite.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  How about Tasha?
Tasha?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  Do I have to buy everybody
shrimp and sloppers?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  Is that okay with you, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  Sounds like
a good idea.
Oh, good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  she eats like a white girl.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  My father was really excited,
but he was about to find outCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  that his free dinner
had a high price.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  Good evening, sir.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  May I help you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  Yes. We have a
reservation for six.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  Um, it was made
by the newspaper.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  I'm the Employee
of the Month.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  That look means,
"Oh, great, poor people."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  Employee of the Month,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  party of six.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  I don't have anything available
right now,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  but if you have a seat,
I'll be right with you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  Never trust a black man
who speaks French.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  Hi. Banks party
for six, 8:00 p.m.?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  Bonsoir, Mr. Banks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  Right this way.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  Ah, good.
Come on, gang.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  Oui, oui.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  Oui, oui really means
white, white.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
395.  Bon appétit!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
396.  Thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
397.  She's about to smack
the duck liver out of him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
398.  May I help you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
399.  I thought you said you didn't
have anything available.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
400.  We don't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
401.  But you had something available
for them.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
402.  They are... how do I put this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
403.  They are paying.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
404.  They're white.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
405.  Oh, hold on.
We're paying.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
406.  No, you're not.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
407.  You're not white!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
408.  We provide the newspaperCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
409.  with one complimentary table
a month.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
410.  The provide us
with a reduced ad rate.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
411.  So you're not paying.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
412.  Now, if you check your coupon...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
413.  You do have your coupon,
don't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
414.  Does he know
who he's talking to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
415.  It says right here
that promotional seatingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
416.  is subject to the manager's
discretion.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
417.  I am the manager;
it's my discretion.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
418.  So are you telling us
that we can't sit down?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
419.  You-You can sit down.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
420.  Just can't sit
at the same table.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
421.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
422.  This is so nice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
423.  I wonder what
Slaver Slav would order.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
424.  Bet it be cheap.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
425.  And fried.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
426.  Nothing's cooler than
lighting a match for no reason.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
427.  Do you think the kids
will be okay, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
428.  They'll be fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
429.  Meanwhile, back at
the Diff'rent Strokes table...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
430.  This is so cool.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
431.  Thanks for letting us
sit with you guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
432.  No problem at all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
433.  You're our guests,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
434.  so feel free
to order anything you want.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
435.  For real?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
436.  For real.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
437.  Meanwhile, I had started acting
like a bad boy for Tasha,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
438.  but ended up being a jerk
to everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
439.  Can I take your order?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
440.  Bus' it.
We get some French fries?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
441.  We don't have French fries.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
442.  Y'all call yourself
a French restaurant.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
443.  All right, what y'all got?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
444.  Uh, have you had a chance
to look at the menu?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
445.  Nah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
446.  Y'all got some fish?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
447.  We have several types.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
448.  All right, well,
fry some of that up for me,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
449.  get us some drinks,
some salad with French dressingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
450.  some of them escargots,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
451.  some French onion soup,
some French toast,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
452.  and for dessert,
some French vanilla ice cream.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
453.  Anything else?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
454.  Y'all got French mustard?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
455.  I'll check.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
456.  Check on then.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
457.  You want one?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
458.  Excuse me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
459.  That's the French version
of blackCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
460.  So, what are you
having, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
461.  I'm about to have a fit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
462.  Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
463.  May I help you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
464.  Do you see us sitting here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
465.  I'm not understanding
the question.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
466.  Look, man, we just want to have
our dinner and get out of here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
467.  Could you please take our order?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
468.  Yes. What would you like?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
469.  Oh, yes. Okay, um, I was
looking at this itemCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
470.  right here.
Excuse me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
471.  See that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
472.  Is there something wrong?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
473.  Yes. They gave you
the wrong menus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
474.  TheseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
475.  are the Employee
of the Month menus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
476.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
477.  There's only
three things on here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
478.  Yes, and we're out
of the chicken.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
479.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
480.  Take your time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
481.  But I wanted the chicken.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
482.  Wow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
483.  I've never had
coq au vin before.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
484.  You two have such
great manners.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
485.  Your mother must be very proud.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
486.  Well, she said
if we didn't act right,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
487.  she'd slap the caviar out of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
488.  Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
489.  Béarnaise, anyone?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
490.  I don't think you're supposed
to have your feet on the table.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
491.  Ain't nobody ask you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
492.  Young man, I'm going
to have to ask youCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
493.  to take your feet off the table.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
494.  What if I don't feel like it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
495.  Then I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
496.  What if I don't feel
like doing that either?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
497.  You're with the Employee
of the Month, aren't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
498.  What is going on over there?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
499.  Is that Chris?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
500.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
501.  Chris!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
502.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
503.  Hey, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
504.  Ma?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
505.  How's everything going
in here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
506.  Oh, Doctor,
is he going to be okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
507.  Well, I think we'll be able
to get it out,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
508.  but you won't be able
to wear that shoe again.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
509.  Hang in there, big guy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
510.  Any available IC nurse, 609.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
511.  Any available...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
512.  How you feeling, sweetie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
513.  Not too good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
514.  Well, why were you
acting like that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
515.  Just trying to
impress Tasha.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
516.  By acting like an idiot?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
517.  No. She said she liked bad boys,
like Slaver Slav.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
518.  Trying to act like him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
519.  Without the money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
520.  Baby, you can only be
who you are.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
521.  If she doesn't want you,
then you don't want her.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
522.  That day I learned the most
important lesson in life:Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
523.  be yourself,
or get a pump in your ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
524.  Mommy's gonna get you
some ice chips, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
525.  Better get a shoehorn, too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
526.  Dr. Anthony to the...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
527.  Hi, sweetie.
Hi.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
528.  Hey, Chris.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
529.  Tasha?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
530.  Yeah. Are you okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
531.  Yeah, I'll be fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
532.  I just wanted to apologize
for acting like such an idiot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
533.  Forgive me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
534.  Yeah, it's okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
535.  That's what friends are for.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
536.  Thanks, Dionne Warwick.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
537.  Is this your xCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
538.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
539.  Boy, you so crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
540.  Crazy like a boy
with a shoe up his butt.Copy !req