1. The holiday break was my
favorite time of the year.
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freedom from school.
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4. This year, my holiday gift
to you is a homework assignment.
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5. I'm glad I didn't
get her anything.
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6. Don't fret. This will be fun.
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7. Your assignment is to help
someone in need
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9. I'm on vacation. Call Oprah.
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10. Oh, I'm gonna do
what I do every Christmas
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11. at the old folks' home.
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12. What's that?
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13. Pose for pictures
dressed as baby Jesus.
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14. I posed for pictures
as big baby Jesus. R.I.P., ODB.
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15. So what are you
gonna do?
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16. I don't know—
something quick
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17. so I can enjoy my vacation.
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18. Chris, what are
you gonna do?
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19. I don't know.
Maybe work at a soup kitchen.
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20. Oh, that's so nice.
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22. I don't think there's one
in my neighborhood.
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23. Oh, yes, there is.
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24. And could you give this
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25. back to Robert,
the manager?
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26. He dropped it in
sixth period study hall.
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27. Sure he did.
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28. Thanks, man.
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29. Come get some soup?
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30. Oh, no. Actually,
I'm here to volunteer.
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everybody wants to give back.
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for a school assignment.
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36. White people take all
the volunteer jobs
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to help the hungry,
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at the meat kitchen.
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40. Hey, Kill Moves.
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41. You waiting for soup?
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42. This a soup line?
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43. I was waiting to sit
on Santa's lap.
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44. Well, what do you want
Santa to give you?
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45. 300 issues of Jet magazine,
a solid gold football helmet
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46. and an Ionic Breeze
air purifier.
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47. That last thing hadn't even
been invented yet.
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48. Anything else?
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49. A Christmas present
for my mother.
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50. Really?
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51. I can help you with that.
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52. This was
the perfect opportunity
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53. to get rid of my school
assignment,
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54. and it was the daily double;
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55. I got to help a homeless
person and a crazy person
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58. Christmas was my mother's
favorite time of year.
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59. She loved the food.
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60. And she loved the decorations.
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61. My father, on the other hand,
hated Christmas.
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62. He hated the food.
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63. I need to go
grocery shopping.
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64. And he hated the decorations.
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65. We need decorations.
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66. What's wrong, Julius?
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67. Man, those papers are
heavy this time of year.
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68. Kills my back.
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69. What's going on
for the holidays?
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70. Not much.
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71. I didn't get my
Christmas bonus.
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72. It's gonna be tight.
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73. It's tight,
all right, man.
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this year, man.
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75. I'm not buying
no gifts,
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no cards.
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calling nobody, man.
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the same gift
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this year— hope.
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80. Hope I buy
them something.
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81. Thanks, Manny
Have a good one, man.
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83. My father would have given us
the best Christmas he could
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he had another option.
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85. Brothers and sisters,
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86. we need to stop
this Christmas racket.
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87. What's all this?
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88. What's this?
Come over here, brother.
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89. We encourage you
to celebrate Kwanzaa this year.
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financial oppressors
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94. What's Kwanzaa?
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95. Kwanzaa is celebrated
the seven days after Christmas
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96. and emphasizes principles of
family, community and culture.
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97. This peaceful African holiday
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of Dr. Malauna Karenga
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99. Later, one of his bad ideas
led him to prison for four years
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100. for felonious assault
and false imprisonment.
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limited success,
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swept the nation
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104. throughout the African-American
community today.
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105. Well, are there presents?
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106. Yeah, but they should
come from the Earth.
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No.
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108. Well, they're
from the Earth
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110. Look, that may be true,
but I'm talking about
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111. crops and fruits and vegetables.
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112. What comes from the Earth
in Bed-Stuy
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113. are cigarette butts
and crack vials.
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114. But we want toys,
right, Chris?
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115. Doesn't make much
difference to me.
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116. I haven't gotten a present
in four years.
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117. Maybe this year
I can get some fruit.
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during past holidays,
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120. Julius, can I ask you
a question?
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121. Shoot.
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122. Are you doing Kwanzaa
'cause it's cheap?
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123. Yes!
No.
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126. Positive.
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127. I mean, we don't want our kids
growing up thinking
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128. holidays are all about
buying, buying, buying.
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130. than just running
to the toy store.
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131. Okay.
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132. Mm... mwa!
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133. Happy Kwanzaa.
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134. While my family was
preparing for Kwanzaa,
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135. I was preparing to go shopping
with Kill Moves.
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136. I didn't know much about him
except that on Sunday mornings
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in his underwear.
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138. Hey, Kill Moves.
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139. Merry...
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the mailman.
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141. I was gonna give him
this Christmas tip.
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142. Come on in.
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143. When they get ready
to play on Sunday...
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144. You got cable?
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145. Can't miss Inside The NFL.
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146. I love Nick Buoniconti.
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147. So we looking for a gift
for your mother?
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148. No, it's actually
for your mother.
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149. Don't talk about
my mama!
I didn't mean
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150. That's okay.
I didn't hear you anyway.
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151. So what kinds of things
does your mother like?
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153. but if it was your mother,
what would you get her?
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154. Diamonds and a white man.
Good choice.
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155. Okay, I don't think
we can buy that.
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156. But maybe chocolates?
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157. Sounds good.
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158. Good. So you got any money?
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159. Uh... just this.
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160. It's a bunch
of money in here!
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161. Where'd you get
all this?
In here.
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162. Okay. Well, let's go get
something for you mother.
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163. What crazy see, crazy do.
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164. Hey, Monica.
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166. Merry Christmas.
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167. Oh, thanks, but you
didn't have to do this.
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I have to wrap it.
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with me and my cousins?
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175. Christmas caroling?
Black people
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doing stuff,
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178. Yeah. Bye.
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179. While Tonya wouldn't speak
about Kwanzaa,
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180. Drew was ready to start
speaking Swahili.
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181. The first principle
of Kwanzaa is umoja; unity.
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182. That means us black people
gotta stick together.
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183. Well, that's it for Kwanzaa.
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184. Come on, baby,
you're gonna miss it.
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to do with this?
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187. You husk it, and then
we make hats out of it.
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188. You know, to keep the blue-eyed
demons out of our heads.
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189. Whatever.
Look, can I have some money
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for my friend Monica?
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191. Well, I'm afraid
that's not in accordance
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of Kwanzaa.
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so shouldn't I give one back?
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195. Absolutely. Here.
Give her this corn.
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left in here.
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198. No, thanks.
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199. Your mom's gonna love
those chocolates and the watch.
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200. I don't know.
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201. Are you sure this
is a good watch?
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for Rolex.
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205. and then you buy a new one
because you're rich"?
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to her house?
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to the community
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so quick and easy.
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218. I'll get it!
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220. was that everybody else
was celebrating Christmas.
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a Christmas gift.
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You didn't have to.
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those are his real ears.
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you'd be working
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elves this year.
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Oh.
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These are my favorite!
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239. This was on my list.
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241. Well, I got to be back
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242. But other than that, nothing.
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some of your stuff
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some clues to your
mother's whereabouts.
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246. We're going to point
to stuff and you're gonna
tell us what it is.
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247. Roger.
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with Christmas
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256. and it's a good way
to bring the family together.
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is too materialistic.
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258. Yeah, well, my mom
made this for you.
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I said thank you.
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a little jail time
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who invented Kwanzaa.
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Yeah!
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from him in a card game.
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that felonious assault,
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caught on, been big.
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268. Look, I got to go
in the back.
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She didn't holler.
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272. That's my CIA card from
the Bay of Pigs invasion.
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1964 World's Fair.
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you just say?
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277. No, no, you said this
is an address book.
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Kathleen Devereaux.
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East Side of Manhattan.
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of people live there?
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283. White people and Spike Lee.
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284. Why am I doing this?
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go see your mother,
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287. All right. You're the elf.
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288. Cleaning up Kill Moves
was tougher
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New Orleans after Katrina.
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290. Here! What
size you wear?
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293. Uh... Oh, hey.
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294. Huh What
do you think?
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295. You have something
in a chartreuse?
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I'm tender-headed.
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298. Ow!
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299. After 15 bottles of shampoo
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our job was complete.
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301. You're done.
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302. Ooh-ee.
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Cleavon Little.
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304. More like an old Clifton Davis.
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305. How much?
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306. Nothing. Just consider
it a Christmas gift.
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a psychotic, homeless bum
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Get in line.
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310. Since there was no "Kwanzaa
Eve" celebration for my family,
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into just another Wednesday.
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Kwanzaa shows on?
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Kwanzaa Special.
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games and told stories.
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our ancestors
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second principle,
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self-determination.
Kuji
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telling us what to watch.
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wrapping paper?
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326. Oh. I'll get it.
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327. Merry Christmas, everybody!
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328. Let the yuletide ring!
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329. What is all this?
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330. Oh, the Widows'
Choir of Bed-Stuy.
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Hey.
Hi.
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stole your Christmas.
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Christmas this year.
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336. We're celebrating Kwanzaa.
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337. Yeah, we're tired
of being consumed
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mindless consumerism.
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340. Well, you won't
be needing this, then.
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341. Come on, ladies!
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some Christmas cheer.
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good to see you.
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very worried.
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you, too, Mom.
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watching my diet.
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I don't talk to space people
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Except for Gazoo.
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home, Chris.
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a department store.
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favorite time of year.
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a Christmas present.
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find turtles?
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but I haven't had a Turtle
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sweet of you.
Thanks, Mom.
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put your coat down?
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something for us on the piano?
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for a little while.
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bringing my boy home.
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been like this?
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381. Oh, Edgar's always
been savant-like.
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for charts, graphs,
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square root of pi?
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388. I knew that.
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he wa functioning semi-normally
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391. What happened?
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393. He fired us all.
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a downward spiral
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schizophrenia...
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Gazoo, the space man,
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only true freedom
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living in a box.
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my family got a visit
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of Shoplifting Present.
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Hi.
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Tonya's friend.
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gift Tonya gave her.
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expensive.
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like $30 or $40
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completely understand.
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to you as well.
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what the hell is going on,
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the money, didn't you?
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a Christmas present
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have one to give back, so...
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be sorry.
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gonna take this
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and you're gonna
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it's the holidays.
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but I gotta get home
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moves into my box.
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in touch this time.
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from the phone in my head.
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this is my number.
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the phone in your house
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how he's doing?
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suitcase I gave you?
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anything left in it?
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Edgar has a friend.
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good friend, too.
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457. Bye, Mom.
Merry Christmas.
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458. My assignment was
to give something
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459. back to the community,
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460. and I didn't think
I had anything to give,
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461. but that's only because you
can't buy a friend at a store.
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462. Finding out that Kill Moves's
mother was a rich socialite
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463. should've been the biggest
surprise I had that day,
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464. but it wasn't.
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465. What's in there anyway?
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466. Same as last time.
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467. You want some?
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468. I can't eat it all.
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469. No, thanks.
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470. Well, at least
take this, uh...
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471. holiday card.
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472. Thanks.
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473. Merry Christmas.
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474. Merry Christmas, Chris.
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475. Rochelle.
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476. What's wrong?
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477. This is the just
worst holiday ever.
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478. Chris isn't home,
Tonya's stealing
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479. and Drew claims he's never gonna
talk to white people again.
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480. Years later, Drew
married a white woman.
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481. but every Christmas,
he ignores her
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482. I'm sorry, baby.
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483. Kwanzaa seemed
like a good idea.
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484. That's okay. We'll celebrate
Kwanzaa this time,
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485. but next year
we're having Christmas.
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486. I have a confession to make.
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487. What?
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488. Well, the reason we're not
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489. celebrating Christmas
this year is...
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490. I didn't get my bonus,
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491. I knew it!
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492. I knew it.
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493. You always choose cheap
over the truth.
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494. Why didn't you tell me you
didn't have any money?
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495. Well, I didn't want to
disappoint you, baby.
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496. Julius, we have been
15 years, three kids...
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497. And a partridge in a pear tree.
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498. I know you better
than you know yourself.
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499. Okay, fine. We just gotta
figure out a way to fix this.
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500. Kwanzaa had been
a disaster at my house,
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501. but at least Kill Moves
had a good Christmas.
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502. Then, just when I thought
I had nothing left to give,
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503. Hey! Happy holidays, 'lil dude.
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504. Let me hold a dollar.
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505. I don't have any money.
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506. But... I do have
this Christmas card.
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507. Thanks.
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508. You owe me a dollar.
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509. Merry Christmas.
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510. Even though Christmas
had passed,
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511. my parents wanted to let some
of our old traditions live.
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512. What's going on?
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513. Merry Christmas!
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514. Fortunately, one of the day-
after-Christmas traditions
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515. is that everything is 75% off.
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516. Kill Moves and his mother
taught me a valuable lesson—
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517. No matter what you celebrate,
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518. the holidays should be spent
with people you love.
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519. Thanks for that two
grand, 'lil dude.
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520. What two grand?
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521. It was in that Christmas
card you gave me.
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522. What?
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523. Yeah. In the
spirit of Christmas,
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524. I'm-a give you a dollar.
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525. You got change
for a hundred?
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