1. Everybody Hates Chris #042
"Everybody Hates Dirty
Jokes" CLOSED CAPTIONEDCopy !req
2. Ever since I was a kid,
I always loved comedy.Copy !req
3. I loved cartoons.Copy !req
4. I loved sitcoms.Copy !req
5. Sunday's supposed to be my day
of rest, you know.Copy !req
6. But most of all,
I loved stand-up comedians.Copy !req
7. Michael Jackson kept his
sunglasses on.Copy !req
8. He had to— Cyndi Lauper
kept shining in his eyes.Copy !req
9. All right, y'all,
time to go to bed.Copy !req
10. Ma, can I stay up
and watch 'til the end?Copy !req
11. It's almost over.Copy !req
12. All right.Copy !req
13. Drew and Tonya, go.Copy !req
14. Good night.Copy !req
15. And Prince didn't show up.Copy !req
16. He doesn't like to go anywhereCopy !req
17. where the cast
outnumbers his bodyguard.Copy !req
18. What I didn't know was that my
parents loved comedians, too.Copy !req
19. You knew it in your heart,
you haven't washed your hair.Copy !req
20. So one night,
the time was right,Copy !req
21. he asked her, he said,
"Honey, would you marry me?"Copy !req
22. She said "wooden eye?"Copy !req
23. I can't say what he just,Copy !req
24. but it was the first dirty joke
I had ever heard.Copy !req
25. "Geez, baby, what time
do you have to be home?"Copy !req
26. And it wasn't the last.Copy !req
27. She said "Christmas..."Copy !req
28. A lot of kids would get
in trouble sneaking out of bedCopy !req
29. trying to listen
to dirty jokes.Copy !req
30. I ended up getting a career.Copy !req
31. Captioning sponsored by CBSCopy !req
32. I risked a beatingCopy !req
33. trying to hear one side
of that Redd Foxx album.Copy !req
34. Now I was risking my life
trying to hear the other side.Copy !req
35. Now, I know it was wrong
to sneak behind my parents backCopy !req
36. and listen to dirty records,Copy !req
37. but if listening to dirty
records was wrong,Copy !req
38. I don't wanna do right.Copy !req
39. When I was a kid,
during the depression...Copy !req
40. I mean we were poor.Copy !req
41. When Christmas time came,
if I hadn't been a boyCopy !req
42. I wouldn't have had nothing
to play with.Copy !req
43. I found out one thing in life,Copy !req
44. if you want people to laugh,
tell 'em a joke.Copy !req
45. Now, if you want them
to really laugh,Copy !req
46. tell 'em a dirty joke.Copy !req
47. Okay, and there was
one black sheep,Copy !req
48. and the chief said,Copy !req
49. "Okay, you don't tell on
me, I won't tell on you."Copy !req
50. All right, stop it, man, come
on, I can't take another one.Copy !req
51. No, no, no, no, wait,
I've got one more.Copy !req
52. Hold on.
No, no.Copy !req
53. I can't take it.Copy !req
54. Who is that?Copy !req
55. Redd Foxx.
From Sanford and Son?Copy !req
56. He's a comedian?Copy !req
57. Yeah, you big dummy!Copy !req
58. Yeah, I didn't know it either.Copy !req
59. My parents have like a bunch
of his albums.Copy !req
60. And they let you
listen to that?Copy !req
61. Not really.Copy !req
62. Still won't!Copy !req
63. Hey, Buckwheat.Copy !req
64. Alfalfa. What's so funny?Copy !req
65. Uh, I was just telling
a stupid joke.Copy !req
66. Tell me.Copy !req
67. Nah, you wouldn't
really like it.Copy !req
68. Yeah, you won't like me smashing
your face in a locker.Copy !req
69. Now, tell me the joke.Copy !req
70. It's funny. Tell him.Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. There's a missionary who went
to an African village...Copy !req
73. If you can make your worst
enemy laugh with a joke,Copy !req
74. that's a funny joke.Copy !req
75. and there was
one black sheep.Copy !req
76. And the chief said,Copy !req
77. "Okay, you don't tell on me,Copy !req
78. I won't tell on you."Copy !req
79. That's real funny, Flip.Copy !req
80. Hey, guys,Copy !req
81. For the first time,
come here.Copy !req
82. I realized a good joke can stopCopy !req
83. a beat down.Copy !req
84. Too bad Reginald Denny
didn't know any jokes.Copy !req
85. All right,
so there's a missionaryCopy !req
86. who lived in
an African village...Copy !req
87. Momma, what you
doing in here?Copy !req
88. I thought you might
need a hand with dinner.Copy !req
89. Since my grandfather
passed awayCopy !req
90. my grandmother had a lot
of free time on her hands,Copy !req
91. and she was giving it
to my mother.Copy !req
92. Baby, that's not
the way to do that.Copy !req
93. But I do it this way
all the time.Copy !req
94. Yeah, but the way
you do it is wrong.Copy !req
95. Go ahead sit down,
I'll do it.Copy !req
96. Go ahead, I'll do it.Copy !req
97. The only thing
my mother hated worseCopy !req
98. than no help
was help from my grandmother.Copy !req
99. Okay.Copy !req
100. Dinner is served.Copy !req
101. Ooh, um...Copy !req
102. I can't eat this.Copy !req
103. My gout will flair up.Copy !req
104. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
105. That's oven-fried chicken.Copy !req
106. I used skim milk
in your macaroni,Copy !req
107. that's a baked
potato and salad.Copy !req
108. So, you go ahead, eat up,
you'll be just fine.Copy !req
109. Wow, Momma never did
all that stuff.Copy !req
110. Shh!Copy !req
111. Where's Momma anyway?Copy !req
112. Hey, baby,Copy !req
113. you wanna sit down and
have something to eat?Copy !req
114. Mm, I'm fine.Copy !req
115. Grandma made oven-fried chicken.Copy !req
116. Oh, really?Copy !req
117. That's nice.Copy !req
118. Well, I'm gonna finish
the laundry.Copy !req
119. It's finished.Copy !req
120. Then I'll go
straighten upCopy !req
121. the kids' room.Copy !req
122. Oh, they're
straightened.Copy !req
123. Uh-oh.Copy !req
124. Then I guess I'll go do my toes.Copy !req
125. They're done.Copy !req
126. When did you do my toes?Copy !req
127. While you were asleep.Copy !req
128. I didn't want to wake you.Copy !req
129. That look means,Copy !req
130. "If you do something else,
you're finished."Copy !req
131. Here comes your
girlfriend, Drew.Copy !req
132. Girlfriend?Copy !req
133. I don't like her.Copy !req
134. Well, she likes you.Copy !req
135. And she's going around telling
everybody that you kissed her.Copy !req
136. Wait, Tonya...Copy !req
137. Just about every girl
in the neighborhood liked Drew,Copy !req
138. and Chantal was just about
the only girl Drew didn't like.Copy !req
139. Hey, Drew.Copy !req
140. What you doing?
Uh, nothing.Copy !req
141. I was just about to go
back in the house.Copy !req
142. Oh... you coming
back out?Copy !req
143. Ah, I don't think so.Copy !req
144. Oh, you gonna be out
tomorrow after school?Copy !req
145. I don't know.
I may have to stay in.Copy !req
146. Oh.Copy !req
147. Well, maybe I'll
see you later.Copy !req
148. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
149. While Drew was trying
to make a clean break,Copy !req
150. I was getting down and dirty
with my new jokes.Copy !req
151. I told the one about the guy
who got bitten by the snake...Copy !req
152. So the doctor said make two cutsCopy !req
153. where your friend was bitten
by the snakeCopy !req
154. and suck out the poison out.Copy !req
155. So the guy gets back
to his friend,Copy !req
156. the friend said,
"Well, what did the doctor say?"Copy !req
157. "You're gonna die."Copy !req
158. I told one about the two guys
on the bridge...Copy !req
159. And so then the white guy said,
"Man, this water is cold."Copy !req
160. And the black guy said,
"Yeah, and it's deep, too."Copy !req
161. And I told the one about how
to become an honorary Eskimo.Copy !req
162. So, he was bleeding, and
his clothes were torn.Copy !req
163. So he walks in and says,Copy !req
164. "Now, where's the Eskimo woman
I'm supposed to kill?"Copy !req
165. Aw...Copy !req
166. Hey, little dude
from across the street, man,Copy !req
167. you're momma know you here
telling jokes like that?Copy !req
168. Nah.
Because if she did,Copy !req
169. she'd smack the smut out of me.Copy !req
170. Hey, hold up.Copy !req
171. Let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
172. You want one?
Yeah.Copy !req
173. For years I had tried
to be cool,Copy !req
174. but I had never felt cooler
than when I tried to be funny.Copy !req
175. While I kept the guys rolling
with laughter,Copy !req
176. my mother kept my father
from rolling into bed.Copy !req
177. What are you doing up?Copy !req
178. I can't sleep.Copy !req
179. "He can't sleep."Copy !req
180. I didn't do something,
did I?Copy !req
181. No, it's my mother.Copy !req
182. She's driving me crazy.Copy !req
183. Every time
I want to do something,Copy !req
184. either she's already done itCopy !req
185. or she doesn't like
the way I did it.Copy !req
186. Baby, she's just
trying to help.Copy !req
187. If you call her making me want
to knock her out "help,"Copy !req
188. she's doing fine.Copy !req
189. I mean,Copy !req
190. she's got a house.Copy !req
191. Why can't she go over there and
clean up after Michael?Copy !req
192. Because if she has to pick up
another one of his socksCopy !req
193. she's gonna strangle
him with it.
What?Copy !req
194. We were talking earlier.Copy !req
195. Rochelle, she's lonely.Copy !req
196. She told you that?Copy !req
197. No, but it's obvious
she misses your father.Copy !req
198. I think she's just trying
to keep herself busy.Copy !req
199. Well, I wish she would find
something else to do.Copy !req
200. Maybe she should go on a date.Copy !req
201. A date?Copy !req
202. My mother is almost 60.Copy !req
203. How would she look out there
trying to get a date?Copy !req
204. Like Bea Arthur
on The Golden Girls.Copy !req
205. Better than
she looks downstairsCopy !req
206. trying to cook
your dinner.Copy !req
207. Back at school,I learned
another valuable lesson.Copy !req
208. You could be funny
at the wrong time...Copy !req
209. And then the guy said,
"All right, fine.Copy !req
210. "Just as long as
you don't hit meCopy !req
211. in the back of the head
with that stick."Copy !req
212. What's going on
back there?Copy !req
213. Nothing.
Oh, really.Copy !req
214. So the whole class is giggling
up a storm over nothing at all?Copy !req
215. Caruso...Copy !req
216. It wasn't me.Copy !req
217. He's the one shucking
and jiving.Copy !req
218. I guess he's never going
to be in the mob.Copy !req
219. So, Mr. Funny Man,Copy !req
220. you're so funny,
why don't you make me laugh?Copy !req
221. I can't.Copy !req
222. Obviously you can.Copy !req
223. Everybody else is laughing.Copy !req
224. You told them a joke,
so you can tell me a joke?Copy !req
225. I don't think so.Copy !req
226. Oh, so now you're thinking?Copy !req
227. Well, I tell you what.Copy !req
228. You'll have plenty
of time to thinkCopy !req
229. when you're serving a day
in detention.Copy !req
230. Don't ask me
what I'm thinking right now.Copy !req
231. Since my grandmother was too
old to go out looking for men,Copy !req
232. my mother decided
to bring the men to her.Copy !req
233. Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle,
what can I do for you?Copy !req
234. Hey, Mr. Omar.Copy !req
235. Do you remember my mother,
Maxine?Copy !req
236. Yes.Copy !req
237. Husband died telling
a knock-knock joke.Copy !req
238. Tragic. Tragic.Copy !req
239. I was wondering
if you might knowCopy !req
240. of any available men
around her age?Copy !req
241. Uh-oh,Copy !req
242. momma's got a brand
new bag, huh?Copy !req
243. Yeah, I think I might know
a few people.Copy !req
244. Come on in.
Okay, thanks.Copy !req
245. So, uh,
how is Mr. Julius?Copy !req
246. He's fine.Copy !req
247. Oh.Copy !req
248. Some guys want their sisters
to hook 'em up.Copy !req
249. Not Drew.Copy !req
250. Chantal called you.Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. How'd she get our number?Copy !req
253. I gave it to her.Copy !req
254. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
255. Because she likes you.Copy !req
256. So? I don't like her.Copy !req
257. So?Copy !req
258. What do you mean "so"?Copy !req
259. I mean "so."Copy !req
260. Just because you don't like herCopy !req
261. doesn't mean she
don't like you.Copy !req
262. Drew hadn't learned that women
spoke a different language...Copy !req
263. Crazy.Copy !req
264. Meanwhile,
my mother was lookingCopy !req
265. for a man to get back
her sanity.Copy !req
266. I have a question for you.Copy !req
267. Of course.Copy !req
268. Does your mom have a cellar,
a large freezer and a pension?Copy !req
269. Have you ever dated
a black woman before?Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
271. There's nothing I love better
than a bad mamajama.Copy !req
272. I hope you're talking
about the song.Copy !req
273. Did Mr. Omar send you?Copy !req
274. No, your window was open.Copy !req
275. Can you hold this gun?Copy !req
276. Michael,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
277. Stopping a home wrecker.Copy !req
278. You trying
to break me and Momma up.Copy !req
279. It's time for her
to come home.Copy !req
280. I'm hungry.Copy !req
281. Hey.Copy !req
282. Hey, Mr. Omar.Copy !req
283. Yeah, so how did
the fellas work out?Copy !req
284. They didn't.Copy !req
285. Who's this?Copy !req
286. I'm Lester.Copy !req
287. You know, you're much younger
than I thought you would be.Copy !req
288. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
289. Slow down, lowdown.Copy !req
290. You're not coming to meet me.Copy !req
291. You're coming
to meet my mother.Copy !req
292. Well, if she looks
anything like you,Copy !req
293. this could work out.Copy !req
294. Calm down, Billy Dee,
she don't want your Colt 45.Copy !req
295. Well, if you talkCopy !req
296. to her like you talking to me...Copy !req
297. it just might.Copy !req
298. Where you been?Copy !req
299. I'm sorry I'm late.
I was in detention.
Detention?Copy !req
300. For what?Copy !req
301. I was telling
Redd Foxx jokes in class.Copy !req
302. Redd Foxx?Copy !req
303. As dirty as he is,Copy !req
304. I know your mother
didn't let you listen to that.Copy !req
305. Nope. I snuck and listened to it
while they were asleep.Copy !req
306. Oh, you got a little sneak
in you, huh?Copy !req
307. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
308. You know, I used to write
jokes for some comediansCopy !req
309. back when.Copy !req
310. You did?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
311. I got a joke or two on most
of these albums here.Copy !req
312. Really?Copy !req
313. Well, can I listen to them?
Sure.Copy !req
314. But some of this material
is a little blue.Copy !req
315. Blue?Copy !req
316. Yeah, filthy.Copy !req
317. So if you hear something
you ain't supposed to hear,Copy !req
318. turn it off.Copy !req
319. Don't be so strict, old man.Copy !req
320. I'm gonna make a slopper.Copy !req
321. You want one?Copy !req
322. Nah, I'm all right.Copy !req
323. "Moms Mabley?Copy !req
324. "Bill Cosby.Copy !req
325. George CarlinClass Clown"Copy !req
326. Yeah, there are 400,000 words
in the English language,Copy !req
327. and there are seven of them
you can't say on television.Copy !req
328. They must really be bad...Copy !req
329. "Seven Words You Can
Never Say On Television"?Copy !req
330. You know the seven, don't you,Copy !req
331. that you can't say
on television?Copy !req
332. Seven? I could
only think of three.Copy !req
333. What? Whoo!Copy !req
334. Ouch! Uh-huh!Copy !req
335. Whoa! Hey, now!Copy !req
336. Ho, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
337. My vocabulary
just grew by four.Copy !req
338. Dirty jokes were one thing.Copy !req
339. Dirty words were
a whole new ballgame.Copy !req
340. Oh, my God.Copy !req
341. Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
342. George Carlin.Copy !req
343. That's comedy?Copy !req
344. I think it's funny.Copy !req
345. Well, I hate cursing.Copy !req
346. My father used to call my mother
number four all the time.Copy !req
347. Then she'd call him number five.Copy !req
348. And they'd go back
and forth like that.Copy !req
349. Five, four, two, one.Copy !req
350. Seven.Copy !req
351. Then they'd end up
on number three.Copy !req
352. Greg was an early adapter
of "too much information."Copy !req
353. Well, I don't want
to get in trouble,Copy !req
354. so don't tell anybody.Copy !req
355. It never occurred to me
that Greg wasn'tCopy !req
356. the one I had to worry about.Copy !req
357. Don't tell anybody.Copy !req
358. Don't tell anybody.Copy !req
359. I liked it better
when you worked clean, man.Copy !req
360. You know, I feel that the use
of foul language degradesCopy !req
361. not only the listener
but the speaker as well.Copy !req
362. Caruso is the only guy I knowCopy !req
363. who would beat things
out of you he wouldn't say.Copy !req
364. Just because my mother
found a manCopy !req
365. didn't mean my grandmother
wanted one.Copy !req
366. Rochelle, you know
I hate surprises.Copy !req
367. Momma, I think
you might like this one.Copy !req
368. Okay.Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. Ta-dah!Copy !req
371. Momma, this
is Lester.Copy !req
372. Lester, this is
my mother Maxine.Copy !req
373. It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
374. What is this?Copy !req
375. Mom, it's just dinner.Copy !req
376. I just thought you might
like to have a mealCopy !req
377. with somebody
besides us for a change.Copy !req
378. So, what, you just go out on
the street, get some man,Copy !req
379. bring him up here
to eat with meCopy !req
380. like I'm a
charity case?Copy !req
381. No, Momma, I didn't say that.Copy !req
382. Maxine, it's just
a friendly meal.Copy !req
383. That's what Robert Blake said.Copy !req
384. We are not friends.
I don't know you.Copy !req
385. And you sure don't know me.Copy !req
386. Well, I was thinking we
could get to know each other.Copy !req
387. Anybody ask you
what you think?Copy !req
388. Momma!Copy !req
389. Don't "Momma" me.Copy !req
390. I'm too old
for a blind date.Copy !req
391. Wouldn't say that
if it was Stevie Wonder.Copy !req
392. I don't know who
you're eating with,Copy !req
393. but you're not going
to eat with me.Copy !req
394. Momma...Copy !req
395. Just have a couple
of peas or something.Copy !req
396. Sorry?Copy !req
397. What about you?Copy !req
398. Would you care to eat?Copy !req
399. What?Copy !req
400. I came to eat.Copy !req
401. I don't care who I eat with.Copy !req
402. Might as well.Copy !req
403. My brother never asked me
for advice about girlsCopy !req
404. and there was a good reason.Copy !req
405. What's wrong?Copy !req
406. Well, there's this girl.Copy !req
407. What about her?Copy !req
408. You know when
a girl likes you,Copy !req
409. but you just don't
like her back?Copy !req
410. Is he serious?
No, I don't.Copy !req
411. Well, how do you tell her
without hurting her feelings?Copy !req
412. I have no idea.Copy !req
413. I should probably just
tell her the truth, huh?Copy !req
414. I don't know.Copy !req
415. I should probably
tell her.Copy !req
416. Okay.Copy !req
417. Thanks.
Welcome.Copy !req
418. Why can't everything
be this easy?Copy !req
419. Ma, I can't believe you
treated that man like that.Copy !req
420. I can't believe you
treated me like a floozyCopy !req
421. looking to pick up some
strange man off the street.Copy !req
422. Well, Ma, ever
since Daddy died,Copy !req
423. I just worry about
you being lonely.Copy !req
424. I am not lonely.Copy !req
425. I love coming here, taking care
of you and your kids.Copy !req
426. But you're
driving me crazy.Copy !req
427. Ma, this
is my house.Copy !req
428. I like to do things my way.Copy !req
429. This family already
has one momma.Copy !req
430. We don't need two.Copy !req
431. Okay.Copy !req
432. I'll go.Copy !req
433. But Ma, I didn't
mean it like that.
Uh-uh, no, no.Copy !req
434. Hey, Chantal.Copy !req
435. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
436. Yeah.
How come you don't like me?Copy !req
437. I don't know.Copy !req
438. I just don't.Copy !req
439. It's got to be something.Copy !req
440. Do you think I'm ugly?Copy !req
441. No.Copy !req
442. Do you think
I'm dumb?Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. Then what is it?Copy !req
445. Just tell me the truth.Copy !req
446. You're too tall.Copy !req
447. Never stopped Danny DeVito.Copy !req
448. Hello.Copy !req
449. Are you stalking me?Copy !req
450. No.Copy !req
451. I just dropped by Mr. Omar's
for a moment to say hello.Copy !req
452. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
453. Um...Copy !req
454. I'm sorry about what
happened last night.Copy !req
455. I didn't know that you had
no idea I was coming.Copy !req
456. My daughter did
the same thing to me.Copy !req
457. Where do they get
off doing that?Copy !req
458. If I wanted to meet
someone, I would.Copy !req
459. I-I... I know.Copy !req
460. My daughter had
so many women coming throughCopy !req
461. it was like
a Miss America Pageant.Copy !req
462. She thinks
she's protecting me.Copy !req
463. I just wishCopy !req
464. she would get out of my house.Copy !req
465. The only way I can get
my son out of the houseCopy !req
466. is to put dinner on the stoop.Copy !req
467. I'm so sorry
I was rude.Copy !req
468. I was just caught off guard.Copy !req
469. Ah, don't worry
about it.Copy !req
470. It was just nice to meet you.Copy !req
471. Well, very nice
meeting you, too.Copy !req
472. Uh, Maxine.Copy !req
473. Would you mind if we had
a cup of coffee sometime?Copy !req
474. Coffee?Copy !req
475. I guess.Copy !req
476. How about now?Copy !req
477. Oh, well, that
would be nice.Copy !req
478. Don't try
anything funny.Copy !req
479. I have mace and a whistle
in my purse.Copy !req
480. He's got a gun.Copy !req
481. Do you know what
you've started?Copy !req
482. What?Copy !req
483. Every kid in this
school is swearingCopy !req
484. like a drunken sailor.Copy !req
485. It's out of control.Copy !req
486. Well, I told them
not to tell anybody.Copy !req
487. You told everybody.Copy !req
488. It's not like I said it
in class or anything.Copy !req
489. Didn't mean
somebody else didn't.Copy !req
490. Young man...Copy !req
491. I want a word with you.Copy !req
492. In fact, I want
seven words with you.Copy !req
493. Number one had hit the fan.Copy !req
494. Suspended?Copy !req
495. For talking in class?Copy !req
496. What did you say?Copy !req
497. Well, it's a routine calledCopy !req
498. "The Seven Words You Can
Never Say On Television."Copy !req
499. Well, what are they?
I can't say them.Copy !req
500. We're on television, woman!Copy !req
501. Didn't you hear
the name of the bit?Copy !req
502. Boy, what are these words?Copy !req
503. Write them down.Copy !req
504. When I was writing
these words down,Copy !req
505. I realized they were
more silly than dirty.Copy !req
506. You said this?Copy !req
507. Look at this.Copy !req
508. I never even say this.Copy !req
509. Why would you
say this?Copy !req
510. I was trying to be funny.Copy !req
511. Oh, you're gonna feel
mighty funny when I beat the...Copy !req
512. number one out of you.Copy !req
513. Look, they're the seven words
you can't say on TV.Copy !req
514. Where does it say
you can say 'emCopy !req
515. in school?
And why would you thinkCopy !req
516. that something like this
is funny anyway?Copy !req
517. It's no worse than Redd Foxx.Copy !req
518. Where did you hear Redd Foxx?
Here.Copy !req
519. What do you mean "here"?Copy !req
520. A few nights ago,Copy !req
521. y'all were playing the records
and I heard it.Copy !req
522. Some parents would blame
themselves— not mine.Copy !req
523. Who is this anyway?Copy !req
524. George Carlin.Copy !req
525. George Carlin from Car Wash?Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. No wonder his part
in that movie was so small.Copy !req
528. If he'd have said anything else,
they wouldn't have been ableCopy !req
529. to put it out.Copy !req
530. I'm sorry.Copy !req
531. Mm-mm-mm.
Chris,Copy !req
532. if you're interested in comedy,
that's fine,Copy !req
533. but some things are
not appropriate for your age.Copy !req
534. Just because we listen
to Redd FoxxCopy !req
535. don't mean you're supposed to.Copy !req
536. There's a reason why we
waited for you to go upstairsCopy !req
537. and fall asleep.Copy !req
538. You can't understand
comedy like this.Copy !req
539. I understood it.Copy !req
540. You understood which one?Copy !req
541. All of them.Copy !req
542. The one about the lady
with the funny lips?Copy !req
543. Yeah.Copy !req
544. The one about making sandwiches?Copy !req
545. Yeah.Copy !req
546. The one about
the black sheep?Copy !req
547. Yeah.Copy !req
548. The one about the Fukawi Indian?Copy !req
549. Yeah.Copy !req
550. Boy, where did you
learn all of this?Copy !req
551. I don't know;
I just picked it up.Copy !req
552. Chris, look, the point is:
this is not comedy for children.Copy !req
553. Next time I find out you're
telling these type of jokes,Copy !req
554. you're gonna get
more than suspended.Copy !req
555. You done?Copy !req
556. Yeah, why?Copy !req
557. 'Cause as far as
I'm concerned,Copy !req
558. this time is
next time.Copy !req
559. Number three...!
♪ Everybody hates Chris.Copy !req