1. Everybody Hates Chris #041
"Everybody Hates Gambling"Copy !req
2. In my neighborhood, people
didn't make a lot of money,Copy !req
3. so in order to make ends meet,
people would gamble.Copy !req
4. And you know what?Copy !req
5. I bet you a dollar you can't
figure out which baby is yours.Copy !req
6. All right.Copy !req
7. I can't tell.Copy !req
8. Just about everybody
played the lottery...Copy !req
9. Those are tonight's
winning lotto numbers...
We won!Copy !req
10. We won?Copy !req
11. I won.Copy !req
12. Get your ass
out of my house!Copy !req
13. New York lottery.Copy !req
14. Even people who told other
people not to gamble, gambled.Copy !req
15. Let me tell you this...Copy !req
16. gambling is a sin!Copy !req
17. With a capital...Copy !req
18. Bingo! Bingo!Copy !req
19. People would gamble
on anything.Copy !req
20. Bingo, bingo.Copy !req
21. I'll bet you a dollar
you can't guessCopy !req
22. how many cans
of tuna I got in here.Copy !req
23. Twelve.Copy !req
24. Damn!Copy !req
25. I bet you can't guessCopy !req
26. how many apples
I got in my hand.Copy !req
27. Five.Copy !req
28. Damn!Copy !req
29. The one thing everybody bet on
was sports.Copy !req
30. Whoo!
What?Copy !req
31. I'm about to make some money,
that's what.Copy !req
32. I got the Bulls
over the Bucks.Copy !req
33. I didn't gamble, but I knew
a bad bet when I saw it.Copy !req
34. The Bulls can't beat the Bucks.Copy !req
35. I mean, yeah,
they have Jordan,Copy !req
36. but Don Nelson can coach circles
around Kevin Loughery.Copy !req
37. The Bucks over the Bulls?Copy !req
38. You're crazy!Copy !req
39. Wanna bet?Copy !req
40. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
41. I wasn't making a bet with Doc,Copy !req
42. but it paid off, anyway...Copy !req
43. Well, ain't you
the little odds maker?Copy !req
44. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
45. Here.Copy !req
46. What's this for?Copy !req
47. You called that game just right.Copy !req
48. First I was down $50,Copy !req
49. now I'm up by $300.Copy !req
50. All I get is this?Copy !req
51. Now...Copy !req
52. When I said "bet",
I didn't mean "bet" bet.Copy !req
53. I was just saying.Copy !req
54. Oh, you keep on just saying,Copy !req
55. and I'll just keep
on paying.Copy !req
56. How'd you learn so much
about the game, anyway?Copy !req
57. Well, since I can't play,
I watch.Copy !req
58. I study the stats. It's fun.Copy !req
59. Too bad they don't have
an all-star game for stats.Copy !req
60. Now, what do you thinkCopy !req
61. about Jazz
against the Rockets?Copy !req
62. Well, everybody thinks
that Houston's gonna winCopy !req
63. because of the twin towers,Copy !req
64. but that's only for rebounds
and stick backs.Copy !req
65. The Jazz can run.Copy !req
66. Back at home, between Drew
and Tonya, all bets were off.Copy !req
67. Hah!Copy !req
68. He's up over the defensive
line, and king me!Copy !req
69. So that don't mean nothing.Copy !req
70. Hah!Copy !req
71. Bam! Bam! Bam!Copy !req
72. Hah! And that's it!Copy !req
73. Drew crushes Tonya again
and the crowd goes wild.Copy !req
74. I win, you lose.Copy !req
75. My brother was good
at everything except winning.Copy !req
76. Why don't you shut up?Copy !req
77. Why don't you make me shut up?Copy !req
78. Bet you don't win again.Copy !req
79. I bet you I do.Copy !req
80. Bet you you don't.Copy !req
81. All right then,
bet what?Copy !req
82. While Drew and Tanya were
putting their bets down,Copy !req
83. Vanessa was giving my mother
a heads up.Copy !req
84. Did you hear about Doc?Copy !req
85. No. What happened?Copy !req
86. He won $300 on the basketball
game last night.Copy !req
87. Gambling?Copy !req
88. I hate gambling.Copy !req
89. My mother hated gamblingCopy !req
90. because my grandfather
loved it.Copy !req
91. He'd gamble on anything.Copy !req
92. Fights...Copy !req
93. Come on, blue.Copy !req
94. Let's go.Copy !req
95. Come on, blue.Copy !req
96. Doggonnit!Copy !req
97. He gambled on races...Copy !req
98. Doggonnit!Copy !req
99. He even bet on the weather.Copy !req
100. I got ten dollars on sunny
and 79.Copy !req
101. Doggonnit!Copy !req
102. Pay up...Copy !req
103. So you don't gamble at all?Copy !req
104. No! Not at all.Copy !req
105. What about Julius?Copy !req
106. Julius won't even bet you
his own name is Julius.Copy !req
107. The only bet my father would
place was this...Copy !req
108. I see your "20% off" couponCopy !req
109. and raise you a
"buy one get one free" coupon.Copy !req
110. Too rich for my blood.Copy !req
111. Fold.Copy !req
112. I'll see your coupon
and raise you a boot.Copy !req
113. I'm out.Copy !req
114. Yeah, I tell you what,
I tell you what.Copy !req
115. Now, you loan me ten dollars,Copy !req
116. I'll put a little
somethin' somethin' downCopy !req
117. on the Houston-Utah game
for both of us tonight.Copy !req
118. Nobody in this house is
putting a little downCopy !req
119. on anything except
the bills.Copy !req
120. Told you.Copy !req
121. After a few days
of picking winners for Doc,Copy !req
122. it was starting to go
to my head.Copy !req
123. Good morning, Chris.Copy !req
124. Why don't you take
a day off, sweetheart.Copy !req
125. You bet.Copy !req
126. Cool hat, man.Copy !req
127. Oh, thanks. It's a Kangol.Copy !req
128. Aren't those expensive?Copy !req
129. Yeah, well,
I made some extra moneyCopy !req
130. when I gave Doc a couple of tips
on the play-off games.Copy !req
131. Are you crazy?Copy !req
132. You've gotta give that back.Copy !req
133. It's gambling money.Copy !req
134. Do you know what happens
to gamblers?Copy !req
135. Greg, I'm not gambling.Copy !req
136. And Bobby Brown's drug free.Copy !req
137. I just told him
who I thought would win.Copy !req
138. Hello?Copy !req
139. That's gambling.Copy !req
140. Greg, calm down.Copy !req
141. What's your problem anyway?Copy !req
142. My mother.Copy !req
143. Was your mother a gambler?Copy !req
144. Yup.Copy !req
145. She lost a bet
and had to marry my father.Copy !req
146. Then she won another bet
and got to leave.Copy !req
147. And then there's
the bet she lostCopy !req
148. that got Greg here
in the first place.Copy !req
149. Back at Doc's,Copy !req
150. he was more concerned
with the line on the gameCopy !req
151. than the line
at the cash register.Copy !req
152. But I think Dallas
is gonna take this one.Copy !req
153. You're going with Dallas
over Portland?Copy !req
154. You should be
committed, old man.Copy !req
155. You know what?
You both needCopy !req
156. to be committed.
Hey, Chris,Copy !req
157. what you think, man?
Well, who'sCopy !req
158. he supposed to be,
Jimmy the Greek?Copy !req
159. No, that's Chrissy the Black.Copy !req
160. He called me that even before
he knew I could pick games.Copy !req
161. So, brother man,
what you know?Copy !req
162. Well, I know that the Portland
defense is way too weakCopy !req
163. in transition
to stop Aguirre and Blackman.Copy !req
164. Plus, the Mavericks have
something to proveCopy !req
165. so they're going
to come out hard.Copy !req
166. So I'm gonna have to go
with Dallas.Copy !req
167. And-and why should
I listen to you?Copy !req
168. Well, don't and lose your money.Copy !req
169. You know I got
a side betCopy !req
170. with somebody as
dumb as you are.Copy !req
171. No, we gonna see
who's gonna lose some money.Copy !req
172. Well, bet me
double that.Copy !req
173. Win or lose,
I bet I'm in trouble.Copy !req
174. Put your money where
your mouth is.Copy !req
175. What is she doing
with us all the time...Copy !req
176. Well, well, well,
if it ain't Chrissy the Black.Copy !req
177. I thought we was supposed
to be friends, young blood.Copy !req
178. What are you talking about?Copy !req
179. Doc had a little side bet
on the Dallas game.Copy !req
180. I was the side bet.Copy !req
181. And I know you wouldn't listenCopy !req
182. 'cause your name is
Risky, not Smarty.Copy !req
183. Wait, what happened?Copy !req
184. I lost,
that's what happened.Copy !req
185. If I had known you were giving
Doc his pitch,Copy !req
186. I wouldn't even bet him.Copy !req
187. For the first time I realized,Copy !req
188. that while Doc
was winning money,Copy !req
189. somebody was losing.Copy !req
190. What?Copy !req
191. You're in on this?Copy !req
192. He ain't in on nothing.Copy !req
193. I just give him a little
taste when I win.Copy !req
194. Well, if you're so
on the money, uh,Copy !req
195. how about tonight's game?Copy !req
196. Oh, that's a big game.Copy !req
197. There's gonna be a lot
of money on the line.Copy !req
198. Come on, man.Copy !req
199. Help me out just so
I can win my money back.Copy !req
200. All right,
just don't tell anybody.Copy !req
201. I won't tell anybody,
it's just between us.Copy !req
202. "I'm telling everybody."Copy !req
203. You ever notice
how nervous you getCopy !req
204. when a big black car
is following you.Copy !req
205. You're Chris, right?Copy !req
206. Who are you?Copy !req
207. Shecky the Bookie.Copy !req
208. My friends call me
Shecky the Bookie.Copy !req
209. And what do you want?Copy !req
210. Word on the street is
you're pretty goodCopy !req
211. at picking ball games.Copy !req
212. Nah, I'm just lucky.Copy !req
213. They build casinos
on your kind of luck.Copy !req
214. Look, your friend Doc,Copy !req
215. he needs to get unlucky.Copy !req
216. And he needs to get unlucky
tonight.Copy !req
217. And if he doesn't, I'm
gonna see you tomorrow.Copy !req
218. And you don't want
to see me tomorrow.Copy !req
219. I didn't want to see you today.Copy !req
220. Capiche?Copy !req
221. I wonder if that's ItalianCopy !req
222. for "Did you just wet
your pants?"Copy !req
223. Dude, this is bad.Copy !req
224. Tell me something
I don't know.Copy !req
225. The estimated weight of the
earth is six sextillion tons.Copy !req
226. Greg, that was a
rhetorical question.Copy !req
227. Sorry.Copy !req
228. I told you this
was going to happen.Copy !req
229. Chris, there's only
one way out.Copy !req
230. And what's that?Copy !req
231. We can disguise you
as a Dominican.Copy !req
232. You'll speak Spanish
and move to the Bronx.Copy !req
233. We'll call you
Salvador ArmandoCopy !req
234. Guillermo Sanchez
Garcia Morales.Copy !req
235. You'll never see
your family again,Copy !req
236. but you won't have
to pick any more games.Copy !req
237. Or I could just
pick the wrong teamCopy !req
238. and everybody will think
I'm a loser againCopy !req
239. and then nobody will
ask me to pick anymore.Copy !req
240. You could try that, too.Copy !req
241. Baby, what are you doing?Copy !req
242. Trying to beat Drew
at checkers.Copy !req
243. Well, shouldn't he be playing?Copy !req
244. No.Copy !req
245. Because he bet me three dollars
that I couldn't beat him.Copy !req
246. So I can't play him again
till I think I can win.Copy !req
247. Baby, you know your mother
doesn't like gambling.Copy !req
248. Checkers is just supposed
to be for fun.Copy !req
249. It was fun.Copy !req
250. But every time Drew wins,
he starts teasing me,Copy !req
251. and I just want to beat him
until he cries!Copy !req
252. So, you know,
it could be fun again.Copy !req
253. Uh...Copy !req
254. Oh...Copy !req
255. I see why Drew
is beating you.Copy !req
256. Why?Copy !req
257. You've got to think
before you move.Copy !req
258. Strategize.Copy !req
259. Strategize?Copy !req
260. In checkers?Copy !req
261. You're not playing checkers,
you're playing Drew.Copy !req
262. It's like...Copy !req
263. you've played him
over a hundred times.Copy !req
264. You know all his
moves, right?Copy !req
265. Yeah, he just wants
to be kinged all the time.Copy !req
266. So what you do
is you leave himCopy !req
267. an easy way
to get kinged,Copy !req
268. but you're really leading
him into a trapCopy !req
269. to take all
his checkers.Copy !req
270. Just ask Paul McCartney's wife.Copy !req
271. Hmm, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
272. Uh, Daddy.
Hmm?Copy !req
273. Can I borrow three dollars?Copy !req
274. Borrow?Copy !req
275. Okay, "have."Copy !req
276. My man.Copy !req
277. How are you
at baseball?Copy !req
278. I don't know.Copy !req
279. Well, come on, come
on, we're on a roll.Copy !req
280. I didn't know when that roll
would end,Copy !req
281. but I imagined
how it would end.Copy !req
282. My man!Copy !req
283. Who are you?Copy !req
284. WokCopy !req
285. Jail?Copy !req
286. I'm not working for you.Copy !req
287. Want to bet?Copy !req
288. I either had to stop Doc
from gamblingCopy !req
289. or learn how to skin chickens.Copy !req
290. Oh, Chris.Copy !req
291. I was just about
to make that call.Copy !req
292. Lakers, right?Copy !req
293. Um, you know what?Copy !req
294. I've been thinking, and I think
you should go with Phoenix.Copy !req
295. PhoenixCopy !req
296. They just lost two games.Copy !req
297. Yeah, I know, but they're
at Phoenix.Copy !req
298. You know, it's a pride thing;
they don't want to get swept.Copy !req
299. You sure about that?Copy !req
300. Yep.
Nope.Copy !req
301. My man.Copy !req
302. I'm his man today,Copy !req
303. but tomorrow he's gonna beat me
like a bald-headed stepchild.Copy !req
304. While I was trying to get
out of gambling,Copy !req
305. my father
was looking to get in.Copy !req
306. Hey, Julius!Copy !req
307. Hey. Vanessa.Copy !req
308. What are you doing over here?Copy !req
309. Uh, listen.Copy !req
310. Everybody in the
neighborhood's been
winning on the games.Copy !req
311. Are you sure about the
tips you've been getting?Copy !req
312. Sure as fried fish is greasy.Copy !req
313. Who's giving the tips, anyway?Copy !req
314. I don't know, but he's good.Copy !req
315. Doc hasn't lost a bet yet.Copy !req
316. Can you put this
on the game for me?Copy !req
317. Oh, okay.Copy !req
318. And don't tell Rochelle.Copy !req
319. Oh, no, wait a minute now;
I'm not comfortable with that.Copy !req
320. I can't lie to my friend.Copy !req
321. You told her
that perm looked good.Copy !req
322. Look, I'm not asking you to lie.Copy !req
323. I'm just saying... keep quiet.Copy !req
324. She'll keep it quiet,
just like Paul Revere.Copy !req
325. I'll tell her when I win.Copy !req
326. All right, now, you better
tell her, or I'll have to.Copy !req
327. Meanwhile,
back at my front door...Copy !req
328. Can I help you?Copy !req
329. Yeah. I'm looking
for Chrissy the Black.Copy !req
330. Chrissy the what?
The Black.Copy !req
331. Chrissy the Black.
Yeah.Copy !req
332. Who are you?
Who are you?Copy !req
333. You don't ask me who I am;
you're knocking on my door.Copy !req
334. You got a point.Copy !req
335. I'm Paulie the Bookie.
Paulie the what?Copy !req
336. The Bookie. Shecky the BookieCopy !req
337. told me I can find
Chrissy the Black here.Copy !req
338. Chrissy the Black?
Yeah.Copy !req
339. You mean Chris?
Whatever.Copy !req
340. Who am I talking to?
Rochelley the Mom.Copy !req
341. Oh, the Mom. Oh.
I thought you were his old lady.Copy !req
342. Who are you calling old?
I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
343. Look, what business
do you have with Chris?Copy !req
344. There's a lot of action
on the Phoenix game tonight,Copy !req
345. and your boy,
he's on a hot streak.Copy !req
346. Shecky's got good actionCopy !req
347. coming on the over and under,
and I was hoping maybeCopy !req
348. if I can a heads-up
on the spread.Copy !req
349. Look here, Shecky...Copy !req
350. It's Paulie.
Paulie.Copy !req
351. Yeah.
I don't know
what you're talking about,Copy !req
352. but I'm done talking about it.Copy !req
353. Look, lady.Copy !req
354. It would be a lot easier
if I talk to Chrissy about this.Copy !req
355. I'm about to close this door,
and I suggest that your handCopy !req
356. not be between it
and the wall when I do.Copy !req
357. And as for Chris,Copy !req
358. I hope you find him before I do,Copy !req
359. because his hot streak is about
to be over. Understand, Shecky?Copy !req
360. It's Paulie.Copy !req
361. Whatever.Copy !req
362. While I was nervous
about tonight's game,Copy !req
363. Tonya was nervous
about today's game.Copy !req
364. You got your money?
Yeah, you got yours?Copy !req
365. Yeah.
Okay, let's play.Copy !req
366. Hello, everybody,
I'm Jim Lampley.Copy !req
367. Today, we're in Bed-Stuy for the
World Checkers Championship,Copy !req
368. a showdown between Tonya
and Drew.Copy !req
369. In the past, Drew has routinely
schooled Tonya at checkers,Copy !req
370. but today,
Tonya is tremendously motivated,Copy !req
371. because three dollars
are on the line.Copy !req
372. The money's on the table.
Let's go to the action.Copy !req
373. Tonya is the first to move,Copy !req
374. making the play
for Drew's front pieces.Copy !req
375. That looks like it could have
been a setup by Tonya.Copy !req
376. Drew is gonna have to pay
for that move.Copy !req
377. Oh, there's a tremendous move
by Drew.Copy !req
378. Here comes Tonya again.Copy !req
379. All you can say to that move is,
"King me."Copy !req
380. Tonya's on the defensive again.Copy !req
381. That could be part of her plan—
and look at that!Copy !req
382. A double jump.Copy !req
383. Drew never saw it coming.Copy !req
384. Drew is holding on, but there's
every chance today...Copy !req
385. he's going to get beaten
by a girl.Copy !req
386. Ah. There's another
amazing move by Tonya.Copy !req
387. She's really got Drew
on the ropes now.Copy !req
388. One jump, two jumps—
what a move.Copy !req
389. That's unbelievable.Copy !req
390. Can Tonya come back now?Copy !req
391. Whoa!Copy !req
392. The impossible has happened.Copy !req
393. Tonya jumps all of Drew's
remaining checkersCopy !req
394. all at once.Copy !req
395. Tonya has won the game.Copy !req
396. I won! I won!Copy !req
397. You lost. I won. You lost.Copy !req
398. Now, give me
my three dollars.Copy !req
399. You cheated.
Did not.Copy !req
400. Did too.
No, I didn't.
What is going on in here?Copy !req
401. You two are screaming
like you don't have a mother.Copy !req
402. A dispute has broken out,
and under the rules of
the championships,Copy !req
403. Mom is here to settle it.Copy !req
404. Tonya cheated.
No, I didn't.Copy !req
405. I beat Drew in checkers, and now
he owes me three dollars.Copy !req
406. And you're gambling, too?Copy !req
407. You ain't gonna be happy
until somebody comes over hereCopy !req
408. and breaks every knuckle
in this family.Copy !req
409. So Tonya over Drew
in a checkers match to rememberCopy !req
410. right here at the Palace
in Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
411. I'm Jim Lampley. Good night.Copy !req
412. I don't understand this.Copy !req
413. Why everybody in this house
knows how much I hate gambling,Copy !req
414. and yet everybody
in this house is gambling.Copy !req
415. Can somebody
explain this to me?Copy !req
416. JuliusCopy !req
417. DrewCopy !req
418. Tonya.Copy !req
419. What do you have to say
for yourself, sweetheart?Copy !req
420. Drew was teasing me at checkers,
so I bet him so he would stop.Copy !req
421. Where did you get money
to place this bet?Copy !req
422. Daddy.Copy !req
423. Oh. Your daddy gave you money
to gamble.Copy !req
424. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
425. Give it here.Copy !req
426. Julius.Copy !req
427. I was doing it just to
help her build confidence.Copy !req
428. Oh. You were building
your daughter's confidenceCopy !req
429. by turning her brother
into a sucker.Copy !req
430. That's good.Copy !req
431. That's really good.Copy !req
432. And Chrissy the Black?Copy !req
433. You're just there
calling gamesCopy !req
434. like you're
in Atlantic City, huh?Copy !req
435. Is that what you want to do
if you grow up?Copy !req
436. Notice she said "if."Copy !req
437. But I wasn't gambling.Copy !req
438. You wasn't gambling.Copy !req
439. Well, I don't know
what they call it,Copy !req
440. Mr. Spread on the Over-Under,Copy !req
441. but you better get ready
to stop not gambling.Copy !req
442. "You better get ready
to stop not gambling?"Copy !req
443. The point is:
boy, you better stop!Copy !req
444. Well, I already
put a stop to it.Copy !req
445. I lied to Doc about who was
going to win tonight's game.Copy !req
446. Oh, so you're gambling
and you're lying?Copy !req
447. How long is it gonna be before
we have bodies under this house?Copy !req
448. Huh?
You lied about who's
gonna win tonight's game?Copy !req
449. And what does that matter
to you?Copy !req
450. I placed a bet
on that game.Copy !req
451. You did?Copy !req
452. When did you place a bet?Copy !req
453. A little while ago.Copy !req
454. I gave it to Vanessa.Copy !req
455. So you went behind my back
to my friend?Copy !req
456. She said
she didn't want to do it.Copy !req
457. I-I told her I'd tell you.Copy !req
458. ReallyCopy !req
459. Now?Copy !req
460. How much did you bet?Copy !req
461. Fifty.Copy !req
462. Fifty dollars?Copy !req
463. What happened to putting nothing
down but on billsCopy !req
464. Can't double your money
on the light bill.Copy !req
465. You're going to fix this.Copy !req
466. Oh, and you're going
to fix this now.Copy !req
467. How's he going to fix it?Copy !req
468. You can't change a bet
once you've placed it.Copy !req
469. I don't care.Copy !req
470. You're going to call Doc,Copy !req
471. and you're going
to tell him the truth.Copy !req
472. And you know what?
I'm going to change your nameCopy !req
473. from Chrissy the Black
to Chrissy the Black and Blue.Copy !req
474. It's amazing how fast
bad news travels.Copy !req
475. Hey, Doc, it's Chris.Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. Danny, Lakers over Phoenix.Copy !req
478. Pull your bet.Copy !req
479. Julio, Lakers over
Phoenix— pull your bet.Copy !req
480. Harry, no bet.
Don't bet the Lakers.Copy !req
481. Perez, pull your bet.Copy !req
482. Bobby...
Hey, man, pull your bet.Copy !req
483. Did you do it?
Tell him to pull his bet.Copy !req
484. Pull your bet, man.Copy !req
485. Reverend, yes. Pull your bet.Copy !req
486. Yeah. God bless you, too.Copy !req
487. After all was said and done,
I had won some money,Copy !req
488. lost some money, but there was
one thing I hadn't bet on...Copy !req
489. Oh, man!Copy !req
490. Phoenix wins!
Yeah, I won!Copy !req
491. My man!Copy !req
492. We won!Copy !req
493. Yeah! I told you,
I put money on Phoenix.Copy !req
494. Yes, we won!Copy !req
495. Baby, thank you
so much, Chris.Copy !req
496. This is great.Copy !req
497. Oh, she got the money,
got the money.Copy !req
498. Here's your money, Julius.
Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
499. Ooh, thank you. Ooh.Copy !req
500. This is great.Copy !req
501. Wait a minute.Copy !req
502. There's only $50.Copy !req
503. I know. I know.
I didn't make the bet.Copy !req
504. Just when I was about
to put your money down,Copy !req
505. Chrissy the Black said don't do
it— Phoenix is going to lose.Copy !req
506. If it wasn't for him, we all
would have made some money.Copy !req
507. How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
508. You're Chrissy
the Black?Copy !req
509. Yep, that's him.Copy !req
510. You see? You got people
thinking they're gonna win,Copy !req
511. when you know
they're gonna lose.Copy !req
512. If you'd let them lose,
they probably could have won.Copy !req
513. That's why I hate gambling!Copy !req
514. 'Cause you can't win for losing!Copy !req
515. Here's the part where I lose.Copy !req
516. Now get your butt upstairs!Copy !req