1. Everybody Hates Chris #024
Closed CaptionedCopy !req
2. Keisha was the first girl
I ever really cared about.Copy !req
3. Even though she never
really cared about me.Copy !req
4. When I found out her family
was moving,Copy !req
5. I was sad to see her go.Copy !req
6. Hey, where y'all
moving to?Copy !req
7. We're going to this place
in California.Copy !req
8. It's supposed to be
really, really nice.Copy !req
9. Palm trees and lawnsCopy !req
10. and no violence
and no crime.Copy !req
11. Well, what's it called?
Compton.Copy !req
12. I always wondered how that
worked out for them?Copy !req
13. Bust a cap in 'em!Copy !req
14. Get down, Keisha!
Get down, girl, get down!Copy !req
15. So do you
miss Keisha?Copy !req
16. Do you mean do I miss being
rejected, ignoredCopy !req
17. and humiliated?Copy !req
18. Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
19. Why don't you just
hang out with
somebody else?Copy !req
20. I don't like
anyone else.Copy !req
21. And nobody else
liked me.Copy !req
22. Hey, who's that?Copy !req
23. That's just Yvette.Copy !req
24. She lives
around the corner.Copy !req
25. You know, she's
kind of cute.Copy !req
26. Man, you don't want
to mess with her.Copy !req
27. The first girl you ever likeCopy !req
28. is always tough
to get over.Copy !req
29. She holds a special place
in your heart.Copy !req
30. So I decided to lower
my standards.Copy !req
31. I heard she'll go out
with anybody.Copy !req
32. Really?Copy !req
33. Now that's my kind of girl.Copy !req
34. Captioning sponsored by
CBS/Paramount
Network TelevisionCopy !req
35. Since I didn't want to make
the same mistakes with YvetteCopy !req
36. that I made with Keisha,
I needed a different approach.Copy !req
37. What do you know about her?Copy !req
38. Nothing much. Just that she's
supposed to go outCopy !req
39. with a lot of different
types of guys.Copy !req
40. Perfect.Copy !req
41. You should do something simple.Copy !req
42. Something you haven't
tried before.Copy !req
43. I can't just walk up to her
and ask her out.Copy !req
44. Have you tried it?Copy !req
45. Not yet.Copy !req
46. The worst she can say is no.Copy !req
47. Okay then, let's try it.
Try what?Copy !req
48. You'll be Yvette
and I'll ask you out.Copy !req
49. Brokeback Hallway.Copy !req
50. Right here?Copy !req
51. It was your idea.Copy !req
52. You going to help me
or not?Copy !req
53. Fine. Hurry up.Copy !req
54. Hey, Yvette.Copy !req
55. So, you want to go out
with me sometime...?Copy !req
56. No, you skinny black bum.Copy !req
57. I thought the worst
you could say was no.Copy !req
58. I was improvising.Copy !req
59. Well, you know, since you're
making stuff upCopy !req
60. couldn't you have said yes?Copy !req
61. He wasn't my type anyway.Copy !req
62. We had only been livingCopy !req
63. in Bed-Stuy for a year
when the crime rateCopy !req
64. started to go through the roof.Copy !req
65. In the late '90s,
they had the Internet boom,Copy !req
66. but in the '80s,
we had the crack boom.Copy !req
67. It used to take years
to become a junkie,Copy !req
68. but crack cut that down
to 37 minutes.Copy !req
69. Even on my block,Copy !req
70. things were starting
to get out of control.Copy !req
71. The muggers
were getting mugged.Copy !req
72. Let me hold a quarter.Copy !req
73. What's up, little man?Copy !req
74. Let me hold a
dollar right quick.Copy !req
75. I'll take that
quarter, too.Copy !req
76. But...Copy !req
77. Our new next door neighbor
was Louise Clarkson.Copy !req
78. She hated our neighborhood,Copy !req
79. and was intent
on doing something about it.Copy !req
80. Well, I can see
we're both very busy,Copy !req
81. so I'll just get
to the point.Copy !req
82. I'm starting a
neighborhood block watch.Copy !req
83. Why do we need
a block watch?Copy !req
84. In case you
haven't noticed,Copy !req
85. crime is running rampant
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
86. No, it's not.Copy !req
87. This block is fine.Copy !req
88. Burglaries are up,
assaults, murders.Copy !req
89. Is that fine?Copy !req
90. I don't know what block,
you've been on,Copy !req
91. but this block is okay,
but thank you for stopping by.Copy !req
92. Well, thank you.Copy !req
93. Uh, something on your teeth.Copy !req
94. I'll see myself out.Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. Love the couch.Copy !req
97. Neighborhood block watch.Copy !req
98. My mother didn't want to accept
that things were getting worseCopy !req
99. until something happened to us.Copy !req
100. Rochelle!Copy !req
101. What? I'm in here.Copy !req
102. My truck got stolen!Copy !req
103. What? Oh, no!Copy !req
104. I could get fired for this.Copy !req
105. Well, baby, are you sure
it's stolen?Copy !req
106. Maybe you just forgotCopy !req
107. where you
parked it.Copy !req
108. Rochelle, it's not keys,
it's a truck.Copy !req
109. Even if I forgot
where I parked it,Copy !req
110. you can still see it,
'cause it's a truck!Copy !req
111. Well, don't get mad at me.Copy !req
112. You act like I stole it.Copy !req
113. That's it. I'm
starting a block watch.Copy !req
114. That sounds like a good idea.Copy !req
115. As soon as I finish this toe.Copy !req
116. My mother was a ghetto snob,
so to her,Copy !req
117. this wasn't just
a block watch meeting.Copy !req
118. It was a Rochelle watch
meeting.Copy !req
119. What's all this?Copy !req
120. Food for the block
watch meeting.Copy !req
121. You're supposed
to be watching the block,Copy !req
122. not feeding it.Copy !req
123. Julius, I can't
invite people over here
without feeding them.Copy !req
124. People in my neighborhood
never got togetherCopy !req
125. without bringing food.Copy !req
126. Oh, I am so sorry
you got run over by a truck.Copy !req
127. But I brought you some ribs.Copy !req
128. My baby! They
killed my baby.Copy !req
129. I'm sorry about your baby.Copy !req
130. Catfish?Copy !req
131. And besides, how do
you expect peopleCopy !req
132. to fight crime when
they're hungry?Copy !req
133. How do you expect me to
feed people when I'm broke?Copy !req
134. Huh
Um...Copy !req
135. You smell smoke?Copy !req
136. Asking Greg out was one thing,Copy !req
137. but Yvette was
a wholenother story.Copy !req
138. When you ask a girl out,Copy !req
139. you've got to have
your game together.Copy !req
140. Chris, look, a woman
got a lot of choices,Copy !req
141. so you got to show her somethingCopy !req
142. that separates you
from the other guys.Copy !req
143. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
144. Well, I've got the perfect thing
for you— Drakkar Noir.Copy !req
145. Drives the ladies wild.Copy !req
146. Four dollars.Copy !req
147. You can't sell that
in here.Copy !req
148. Why not?Copy !req
149. 'Cause I'll break
your other arm.Copy !req
150. Here, try this one.Copy !req
151. Yeah. That's just
five dollars.Copy !req
152. F... Five...?Copy !req
153. Oh, oh, here come
your lady, young blood.Copy !req
154. See you later, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
155. Um, you're
Yvette, right?Copy !req
156. I'm Chris.Copy !req
157. Hi. What's that smell?Copy !req
158. That's my cologne.Copy !req
159. That's nice.Copy !req
160. Thanks.Copy !req
161. Well, you know, I've seen
you around the blockCopy !req
162. and thought you
were kind of cute.Copy !req
163. Thank you.Copy !req
164. So, I was wondering if maybe
you can go out this weekend?Copy !req
165. Go out?Copy !req
166. Yeah, to the movies
or something.Copy !req
167. You paying?Copy !req
168. I've seen that look before.Copy !req
169. It usually led to this.Copy !req
170. Wait. What do you want
to go and do this forCopy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. I said this...Copy !req
173. All right, then.Copy !req
174. but I felt like this.Copy !req
175. The toughest part
about getting a block watchCopy !req
176. was finding people
who had stuff worth watching.Copy !req
177. All right, now, the
most important partCopy !req
178. of the Block
Watch program isCopy !req
179. communication.Copy !req
180. So if you see
anything, you haveCopy !req
181. to file a report.Copy !req
182. Without information, not a
lot your local police can do.Copy !req
183. Okay, well, what type
of information?Copy !req
184. Like if you see somebody
stealing my couch, tell me.Copy !req
185. Excuse me.Copy !req
186. Translation—
"What you say, heifer?"Copy !req
187. Excuse me? Excuse you.
Who are you?Copy !req
188. Who are you?
Oh, girl,
that's Louise.Copy !req
189. She just moved in next d...
I beg your pardon.Copy !req
190. I'm sitting
right here.Copy !req
191. I'm Louise.Copy !req
192. I just moved in next door,Copy !req
193. and this was my idea.Copy !req
194. By the way, in my
old neighborhood,Copy !req
195. we didn't have
these problems.Copy !req
196. She told her.Copy !req
197. Where are you from?Copy !req
198. Queens.Copy !req
199. Oh, Queens.
Very lovely there.Copy !req
200. Mm-hmm.
Do you know the Jacobsons?Copy !req
201. The black Jacobs?
No the white ones.Copy !req
202. The ones with
the restaurant?Copy !req
203. Yeah.
I love that...Copy !req
204. Excuse me, can we talk about
this neighborhood, Brooklyn?Copy !req
205. All right.
Touchy.Copy !req
206. Now, what's
very important,Copy !req
207. also, in the Block
Watch program is,Copy !req
208. if you are away from your houseCopy !req
209. for any extended period
of time...Copy !req
210. In Bed-Stuy, that's 12 minutes.Copy !req
211. you must alert
the other Block Watch members.Copy !req
212. And they will watch
your property.Copy !req
213. Correct.Copy !req
214. Nicely done.Copy !req
215. Like let's say
one of you isCopy !req
216. on your way
to Florida...Copy !req
217. Florida?Copy !req
218. The closest my family came
to Florida was watchingCopy !req
219. Esther Rolle on Good Times.Copy !req
220. Now I get it.Copy !req
221. Then the rest of us
can watch out for their house.Copy !req
222. I'll take the
night shift.Copy !req
223. All right. Another
very important partCopy !req
224. of a Block Watch program is...Copy !req
225. awareness, huh?Copy !req
226. And that's whyCopy !req
227. you have these.Copy !req
228. These are stickers, and these
are gonna go in your window.Copy !req
229. These stickers will be seen
by the offenders,Copy !req
230. and then they will be
less likely to offend.Copy !req
231. You mean steal?Copy !req
232. Correct. Nicely done.Copy !req
233. Well, why she
get a button...?Copy !req
234. Stickers? You think
that's gonna keep peopleCopy !req
235. from coming into the house
and hitting me over the head,Copy !req
236. 'cause I got a sticker
in the window?Copy !req
237. If she wasn't so damn evil,Copy !req
238. nobody would be trying
to hit her over the head.Copy !req
239. Excuse me?Copy !req
240. You're excused.Copy !req
241. All right, now,
you need to electCopy !req
242. a Block Watch captain.Copy !req
243. Okay. All right.Copy !req
244. I think I should be the
Block Watch captain.Copy !req
245. And why is that?Copy !req
246. Well, because I'm the only oneCopy !req
247. on the block who
doesn't need watching.Copy !req
248. No. It was my husband's truck
that got stolen.Copy !req
249. Yes, well, if
you had doneCopy !req
250. what I asked you to do, which
was start the neighborhood...Copy !req
251. See, the problem is, you're new
to the neighborhood, okay?
All right, okay...Copy !req
252. So, I don't know
how they do it in Queens...Copy !req
253. You're just serving...
but we do it in...Copy !req
254. Whoa, ladies,
ladies, ladies,Copy !req
255. ladies, ladies,
ladies, ladies...Copy !req
256. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
257. Let's put it to a vote.Copy !req
258. Please.
Okay.Copy !req
259. Who made the pie?
I did.Copy !req
260. I nominate Rochelle to be
the first Block Watch captain.Copy !req
261. Uh-uh, no. You cannot nominate
because she made some pie.Copy !req
262. It's some good pie.Copy !req
263. Shut up.Copy !req
264. All right, all in favor?
You like my pie?Copy !req
265. Aye.
The ayes have it.Copy !req
266. I came up
with this idea.Copy !req
267. I don't see why I am not
the Block Watch captain.Copy !req
268. Because we voted,
and the pie lady won.
Okay, fine.Copy !req
269. Now when you all come
home to your apartments,Copy !req
270. and there's nothing thereCopy !req
271. except a pie, we all
know who to talk to—Copy !req
272. the Block Watch
captain, and we'll say,Copy !req
273. "Where were you,
Block Watch Captain?"Copy !req
274. She'll say, "I've
been making pie."Copy !req
275. I do not talk like that.Copy !req
276. Okay, okay,
any questions, any questions?Copy !req
277. I have one.Copy !req
278. So, what type of placesCopy !req
279. would you consider
to be the most vulnerable?Copy !req
280. Like, say an offender
was gonna break into
somebody's house.Copy !req
281. Who would be
the best victim?Copy !req
282. That's a very good question.Copy !req
283. No, it's not.Copy !req
284. You just break into a house
where nobody's home.Copy !req
285. That's right.Copy !req
286. Cool.Copy !req
287. I got to go.Copy !req
288. Oh!Copy !req
289. With a four second head start,
Jerome stole four stereos.Copy !req
290. My mother wasn't the only one
helping out the community.Copy !req
291. At school, Drew volunteered
to be a Patrol Boy,Copy !req
292. which is just a fancy name
for crossing guard.Copy !req
293. Okay, go.Copy !req
294. Hey, Drew, can you
help me cross?Copy !req
295. Sure.Copy !req
296. Thanks, Drew.Copy !req
297. If this had been me,
here's how it would have gone.Copy !req
298. Because I was going on a date
for the first time,Copy !req
299. everyone had
a helpful suggestion.Copy !req
300. Be sure to compliment her
on her shoes.Copy !req
301. Girls like that.
Shoes, right.Copy !req
302. Tell her you got a job.
Girls like that more.Copy !req
303. Job, I got it.Copy !req
304. And hold a piece of gum under
your tongue and let it soakCopy !req
305. so your breath won't stink.Copy !req
306. Okay, gum.Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah, and if the movie
is sad, don't cry.Copy !req
308. She'll think you're a punk.Copy !req
309. It's Footloose.Copy !req
310. I ain't gonna cry.Copy !req
311. Oh, baby, have a good time.Copy !req
312. But not too good a time,Copy !req
313. 'cause you know I'm not raising
no babies.Copy !req
314. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
315. This is half off on a soda
and box of Jujubes.Copy !req
316. Thanks.Copy !req
317. Oh, what the hell.Copy !req
318. Here's a coupon
for a free box of popcorn.Copy !req
319. The last time my father
gave man an extra couponCopy !req
320. was when I gave himCopy !req
321. a get-one coupon,
get-one-coupon-free coupon.Copy !req
322. Have a good time.Copy !req
323. You look good, man.Copy !req
324. That's my boy.Copy !req
325. Standing there waiting
for YvetteCopy !req
326. was one of the best feelings
I'd had.Copy !req
327. But after 15 minutes,Copy !req
328. I thought, "Maybe the buses
are running late."Copy !req
329. After 30 minutes, I thought,
"Maybe the bus broke down."Copy !req
330. After an hour, I thought,Copy !req
331. "Maybe the bus got
in an accident,Copy !req
332. "skidded through the guardrail,
exploded in midair,Copy !req
333. and ended up at the bottom
of the East River."Copy !req
334. After the movie was over,Copy !req
335. I thought, "Maybe she never got
on that bus at all."Copy !req
336. To this day, I can't make it
through FootlooseCopy !req
337. without crying.Copy !req
338. That's a bummer, man.Copy !req
339. Did she say
what happened?Copy !req
340. I haven't heard
from her.Copy !req
341. Why do girls
do junk like that?Copy !req
342. I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
343. Greg and I had the same
conversation last nightCopy !req
344. and he still didn't know
what to tell me.Copy !req
345. That sucks.Copy !req
346. Man, I don't know
how you made it
to school today.Copy !req
347. Stood up, out there
on the street,Copy !req
348. talk about embarrassing.Copy !req
349. If I were you,
I'd be so depressed,Copy !req
350. I'd be standing on top
of the Brooklyn BridgeCopy !req
351. with a hundred pounds of
rocks tied around my anklesCopy !req
352. and a bag of rats
wrapped around my head,Copy !req
353. ready to jump...Copy !req
354. Okay, I get it.Copy !req
355. Forget about it, man.Copy !req
356. You're a nice guy.Copy !req
357. Aren't you the same oneCopy !req
358. who called me
a little black bum?Copy !req
359. Like I said,
I was improvising.Copy !req
360. If it makes you
feel any better,
I would have shown up.Copy !req
361. That didn't mean anything.Copy !req
362. Greg once showed up at
a sneaker-string taste test.Copy !req
363. Uh-huh. Hey!Copy !req
364. I'm watching you!Copy !req
365. Because my mother
was the Block Watch captain,Copy !req
366. if anything happened
in the neighborhood,Copy !req
367. Miss Louise made sure
she heard about it.Copy !req
368. They're spraying graffiti
downstairs.Copy !req
369. I'll file a report.Copy !req
370. There's a mad dog chasing
people!Copy !req
371. I'll file a report.Copy !req
372. Somebody stole my mail.Copy !req
373. I'll file a report.Copy !req
374. I can't find my glasses.Copy !req
375. I'll file a report.Copy !req
376. Larry and them coming.Copy !req
377. I'll file a report.Copy !req
378. Being stood up was bad enough,Copy !req
379. so I didn't want
to tell anybody.Copy !req
380. Hey.Copy !req
381. Listen, you ever hear
of Whodini?Copy !req
382. Ecstasy and Jalil? Yeah.Copy !req
383. Yeah, I got a couple of tickets.Copy !req
384. I thought the show
was about the magician.Copy !req
385. You want 'em?Copy !req
386. Yeah.Copy !req
387. Maybe you can take your girl.Copy !req
388. I don't think so.Copy !req
389. Why not?Copy !req
390. She stood me up.Copy !req
391. I was standing outside
the theater for two hoursCopy !req
392. and she never showed up.Copy !req
393. What? You gonna let her
treat you that wayCopy !req
394. and get away with it?Copy !req
395. Listen, if I was you,
I'd go find that girl,Copy !req
396. take her by the hair
and shake herCopy !req
397. like an Etch-A-Sketch.Copy !req
398. Doc lives alone.Copy !req
399. She does owe me an explanation.Copy !req
400. Now you're talking.Copy !req
401. Well, here's your chance.Copy !req
402. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
403. Oh, hey, what happened
to you yesterday?Copy !req
404. That's right. We were supposed
to go see Footloose.Copy !req
405. I totally forgot.Copy !req
406. I didn't know it then,
but, for years to come,Copy !req
407. I dated an awful lot
of women with amnesia.Copy !req
408. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
409. We're supposed
to go to the prom together.Copy !req
410. I totally forgot.Copy !req
411. That's right.Copy !req
412. We wer supposed to do something
for your birthday.Copy !req
413. Totally forgot.Copy !req
414. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
415. I was supposed to give you
a kidney.Copy !req
416. Boy, I forgot all about you.Copy !req
417. Until I got famous,Copy !req
418. I never met a woman
that could remember anything.Copy !req
419. So maybe we can
go Saturday.Copy !req
420. Mm, this Saturday?Copy !req
421. I can't.
I have a piano lesson.Copy !req
422. Are you free Sunday?Copy !req
423. I have to go clean house.Copy !req
424. Too bad. I got these
Whodini ticketsCopy !req
425. for Sunday afternoon
at the park.Copy !req
426. For real?Copy !req
427. Yeah, right here.Copy !req
428. You know what?Copy !req
429. Maybe I can go.Copy !req
430. So I'll see you Sunday then?Copy !req
431. All right.Copy !req
432. Sunday.Copy !req
433. Mm-mm.Copy !req
434. What?Copy !req
435. That girl is not interested
in you.Copy !req
436. She's interested
in your tickets.Copy !req
437. Think so?Copy !req
438. She's an opportunist.Copy !req
439. She goes with whoever
has the best deal.Copy !req
440. She only agreed
to go out with youCopy !req
441. because she didn't have
anything better to do.Copy !req
442. That's how I ended up
married for three years.Copy !req
443. I don't Yvette's like that.Copy !req
444. Want to make a bet?Copy !req
445. While I was trying
to get a girl's attention,Copy !req
446. girls were trying to get
Drew's attention.Copy !req
447. I feel so safe
with you here.Copy !req
448. Thanks.Copy !req
449. Drew,Copy !req
450. this is all for you.Copy !req
451. What are you doing?Copy !req
452. Drew.Copy !req
453. Drew.Copy !req
454. Oh, man!Copy !req
455. Drew's corner was crawling
with more girlsCopy !req
456. than Usher's garbage can.Copy !req
457. I didn't want to believe Doc
was right about Yvette,Copy !req
458. so I decided to see for myself.Copy !req
459. Hey, Yvette. Yeah, it's Chris.Copy !req
460. Hi.Copy !req
461. Listen, about those tickets,
yeah.Copy !req
462. I found out they were fake.Copy !req
463. For real?Copy !req
464. Mm...
But you know, we can still
go out to a movie.Copy !req
465. Yeah, I found out
there's this new movie...Copy !req
466. HelloCopy !req
467. The number you have reached
has been disconnected.Copy !req
468. Hmm, maybe a bus crashed
into her phone.Copy !req
469. Rochelle.Copy !req
470. Yes, Louise.Copy !req
471. I need stickers.
What?Copy !req
472. Stickers. I've been up
and down this block.Copy !req
473. I've looked in every window
and there are no stickers.Copy !req
474. How do we expect offenders
not to offendCopy !req
475. if there are no stickers?Copy !req
476. I'll get you
some stickers, Louise.Copy !req
477. Thank you.Copy !req
478. Whoa, whoa, baby,Copy !req
479. that's nine cent
worth of tape.Copy !req
480. Hi, Julius.Copy !req
481. So sorry about your truck.Copy !req
482. I can't believe they stole it
right off the street.Copy !req
483. It was right here.Copy !req
484. Right here?Copy !req
485. Right here.Copy !req
486. Next to the fire hydrant?Copy !req
487. Oh.Copy !req
488. They must have
just put that there.Copy !req
489. Well, it probably
wouldn't have happenedCopy !req
490. if it had had
a sticker on it.Copy !req
491. I like her.Copy !req
492. What?Copy !req
493. Matches...Copy !req
494. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
495. Hey, can I talk
to your for a minute?Copy !req
496. I hope she doesn't have
something better to do.Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. How come you
didn't tell meCopy !req
499. you just didn't want
to go out with meCopy !req
500. instead of dissing
me like that?Copy !req
501. Like what?Copy !req
502. Like leaving me
out in frontCopy !req
503. of the movie theater
like a fool.Copy !req
504. Like saying you want
to go with me to go seeCopy !req
505. Whodini then hanging up
in my face?Copy !req
506. You said the tickets
were fake.Copy !req
507. I thought
you were goingCopy !req
508. because you wanted
to go out with me.Copy !req
509. Why'd you even agree
to go out with me
in the first place?Copy !req
510. Because I didn't have
anything better to do.Copy !req
511. Why didn't you
say that?Copy !req
512. I was trying
not to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
513. Well, you know,
you really suck at that.Copy !req
514. Well, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
515. You know what?
Nothing.Copy !req
516. I asked Yvette out
after I got famous.Copy !req
517. She stood me up and went out
with Chris Tucker.Copy !req
518. You handled that like a man,
Chris.Copy !req
519. You still got those tickets?Copy !req
520. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
521. I got this young honey
on the line and she loves rap.Copy !req
522. Have fun.Copy !req
523. You know I will.Copy !req
524. Man, the first time I asked
a girl to go out with meCopy !req
525. and this happens.Copy !req
526. Hey, at least it ended
better than this.Copy !req
527. After a week of being captain
of the Block Watch,Copy !req
528. my mother was going down
with the ship.Copy !req
529. I heard a noise in my house.Copy !req
530. I heard a noise
in my house, too,Copy !req
531. and it's you
at my damn door!Copy !req
532. Well, you are
the Block Watch captain.Copy !req
533. No, no, I'm not. You win!
You win!Copy !req
534. Here, here, you want to be
the Block Watch captain,Copy !req
535. be the Block Watch captain.Copy !req
536. Well, only if you're
absolutely sure.Copy !req
537. Here's the rest of the piece
of the pie!Copy !req
538. All right, we gonna see
who's watching the block now.Copy !req
539. What are you doing?Copy !req
540. I'm quitting the Patrol Boys.Copy !req
541. Why?Copy !req
542. Girls are crazy.Copy !req
543. No truer words
have ever been spoken.Copy !req
544. After getting put down
by KeishaCopy !req
545. and stood up by Yvette,Copy !req
546. I was through having crushes
on girls in the neighborhood,Copy !req
547. and I meant it.Copy !req
548. Oh, hi. You must be Chris.Copy !req
549. Uh, scratch that.Copy !req
550. Hey. Who are you?Copy !req
551. I'm Tasha.Copy !req
552. Stay away from my granddaughter,
you cockeyed hooligan.Copy !req
553. Turns out older women
didn't like me either.Copy !req