1. Chris,
look at your sister.Copy !req
2. What happened to her?Copy !req
3. You weren't watching her,Copy !req
4. that's what happened to her.Copy !req
5. I told you I wanted a cookie.Copy !req
6. Mom, I just sat down
for a minute.Copy !req
7. Do you know
what can happen in a minute?Copy !req
8. Now, go get your sister
washed up now.Copy !req
9. Come on, Tonya.Copy !req
10. Thanks to Drew and Tonya,Copy !req
11. I was taking care of kidsCopy !req
12. until I was taking care
of my own kids.Copy !req
13. Chris, get me
some potato chips.Copy !req
14. Chris, help me
with my homework.Copy !req
15. Chris, find
my doll.Copy !req
16. Make me a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.Copy !req
17. Make me Kool-Aid.
Strap up my shoe.Copy !req
18. Chris, I'm going
to take a shower.Copy !req
19. Watch the kids.Copy !req
20. Chris, tie my shoe!Copy !req
21. Chris, I'm going
to pick up my Porgy's.Copy !req
22. Watch the kids!Copy !req
23. Chris, help!
My head is stuck!Copy !req
24. Chris, I'm going to eat
some peanuts.Copy !req
25. Watch the kids.Copy !req
26. I'm going to get
my mustache waxed.Copy !req
27. Watch the kids.Copy !req
28. Chris!
Chris!Copy !req
29. Chris!
Chris!Copy !req
30. Chris!
Chris!Copy !req
31. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
32. The one thing that
Drew and I did togetherCopy !req
33. was watch basketball games
andRockymovies.Copy !req
34. Tonight was basketball.Copy !req
35. Whoa! See that shot?
Whoa!Copy !req
36. But since we only had one TV,
we had to share with Tonya,Copy !req
37. and Tonya always got her way.Copy !req
38. Mama said I can watch
Three's Company.Copy !req
39. We're watching the game.
I don't care.Copy !req
40. Move.Copy !req
41. Mm.Copy !req
42. Oh, hey, baby.Copy !req
43. How was work?Copy !req
44. Hard.Copy !req
45. You know,
I was thinkingCopy !req
46. that maybe we should go out,
you know?Copy !req
47. Have dinner...Copy !req
48. relax a little.Copy !req
49. Why would I go out to relax,Copy !req
50. when I can relax at home
for free?Copy !req
51. That was my father's
rationale for everything.Copy !req
52. Twenty dollars
to get in the club?Copy !req
53. We can dance at home
for free.Copy !req
54. I just wanted to
do something nice.Copy !req
55. That's all.Copy !req
56. I think staying home
is nice.Copy !req
57. Well, you're not here
all day.Copy !req
58. Well, why don't I
stay home,Copy !req
59. and you can go out
and work two jobs?Copy !req
60. [SPEAKING IN MUFFLED
SLOW-MOTION]
I'm sorry.Copy !req
61. Where's a time machine
where you could just go backCopy !req
62. and shut up?Copy !req
63. I did not mean— I'm not
trying to take anything awayCopy !req
64. from what you do here.
That's okay.Copy !req
65. If you don't want to go out,
you don't have to.Copy !req
66. No, look—
It's okay, no.Copy !req
67. Enough said.Copy !req
68. It's over. Over.Copy !req
69. There are two things
my father knew for sure:Copy !req
70. He knew he knew nothing
for sure,Copy !req
71. and he knew
this wasn't over.Copy !req
72. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
73. Hey, guys.Copy !req
74. Y'all eating already?Copy !req
75. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
76. Where's your mother?Copy !req
77. In the kitchen.Copy !req
78. Hey, babe.Copy !req
79. What's for dinner?Copy !req
80. Well, the kids
are having chicken.Copy !req
81. What about me?Copy !req
82. Well, you got two jobs.Copy !req
83. You could take
your two-job moneyCopy !req
84. and go buy you
a two-job meal.Copy !req
85. I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
86. If you want to go out,
we can go out.Copy !req
87. Thank you, baby, oh!Copy !req
88. I'll call
Sheila's babysitterCopy !req
89. and tell her
she can come tomorrow.Copy !req
90. Why do we got to
pay a babysitterCopy !req
91. when Chris'll do it for free?Copy !req
92. No, he does it during
the day, not at night.Copy !req
93. Rochelle, we don't
really need...Copy !req
94. Do you want me
to make you some chicken?Copy !req
95. Okay, well, I'm gonna
call Sheila's babysitter.Copy !req
96. Hi, I'm Yvette.Copy !req
97. Oh, okay,
come on in.Copy !req
98. Okay, so I have
some chickenCopy !req
99. baking in the oven.
Just take it outCopy !req
100. in about
20 minutes.Copy !req
101. Chris and Drew
are gonna watch the game.Copy !req
102. What am I gonna do
while Chris and DrewCopy !req
103. are watching the game?Copy !req
104. Well,
you can hang with me.Copy !req
105. I'll show you
how to do French braids.Copy !req
106. Okay.Copy !req
107. Yvette, I left the number
to the restaurantCopy !req
108. by the phone.Copy !req
109. Now, call me if anything
goes wrong, okay?Copy !req
110. Everything's
gonna be fine.Copy !req
111. Chris, I don't want
that girl calling us.Copy !req
112. So if there's
a problem...Copy !req
113. handle it.Copy !req
114. Me and your mother
don't go out often,Copy !req
115. so I don't want
nothing to spoil it.Copy !req
116. Here.Copy !req
117. Whoa, what's this?
That's emergency money.Copy !req
118. My father believed there's
nothing $10 couldn't fix.Copy !req
119. What if something
costs $11?Copy !req
120. Talk them down to 10.Copy !req
121. Got it.Copy !req
122. Okay, you guys be good.
All right, Chris.Copy !req
123. Call me if you need
anything, okay?Copy !req
124. Okay.
Okay, bye, y'all.Copy !req
125. Bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Dad.Copy !req
126. Bye, sweetie.
Take your time and have fun.Copy !req
127. Welcome to Pastures
and Shores.Copy !req
128. May I take your order?Copy !req
129. Okay, I'll have
the all-you-can-eatCopy !req
130. shrimp and sirloin combo,
well done,Copy !req
131. order of coleslaw
and a Coke.Copy !req
132. And you, sir?
I'll haveCopy !req
133. the ultimate surf and turf
and a large Coke.Copy !req
134. That'll be 17.99.Copy !req
135. Ooh. Wait, baby.Copy !req
136. Are you sure
we can afford this?Copy !req
137. It's okay.
I have coupons.Copy !req
138. If there was a coupon for
something, my father had it.Copy !req
139. Whoa, whoa,
whoa!Copy !req
140. What's this?Copy !req
141. A coupon—
No tickets on Tuesday.Copy !req
142. This doesn't include
the all-you-can-eatCopy !req
143. shrimp and sirloin combo.Copy !req
144. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
145. I'll just order
something else.Copy !req
146. I'll take the—
No, it's okay.Copy !req
147. I want everything
to be perfect.Copy !req
148. Get what you want.Copy !req
149. I'll pay for it.Copy !req
150. Is there a problem?Copy !req
151. Can I have my coupon?Copy !req
152. to Irving inside,
and Irving gets the basket.Copy !req
153. Having a babysitter
in the house was great,Copy !req
154. because the only kid
I had to worry about was me.Copy !req
155. I'll be right back.Copy !req
156. Sixers beat the Knicks
five out of six.Copy !req
157. No, I can't talk right now.Copy !req
158. My mother would never hire
someoneCopy !req
159. she thought was irresponsible.Copy !req
160. But irresponsible people
never tell youCopy !req
161. that they're irresponsible—
because they're irresponsible!Copy !req
162. Chris, I gotta go.Copy !req
163. What do you mean, you gotta go?
I got somethingCopy !req
164. I gotta do.
You are doing something!Copy !req
165. You stayed with your brother
and sister before, right?Copy !req
166. Yeah, but that's only
during the day.Copy !req
167. You'll be fine.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
168. At that moment, I wanted to
bust her right upside the head.Copy !req
169. I'm hungry.Copy !req
170. Oh, our food, yeah.Copy !req
171. Oh.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. I am hungry.Copy !req
174. Thank you.Copy !req
175. Oh, wait, wait.
Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
176. I ordered coleslaw,
but this is potato salad.Copy !req
177. I'll get the manager.Copy !req
178. We don't want
the manager.Copy !req
179. We want coleslaw.Copy !req
180. I'll get the manager.Copy !req
181. Is there a problem?Copy !req
182. Uh, my wife ordered coleslaw
and got potato salad.Copy !req
183. I'm sorry
for the misunderstanding,Copy !req
184. but that meal comes with
potato salad.Copy !req
185. But I ordered coleslaw.Copy !req
186. But it comes with
potato salad.Copy !req
187. We'd be happy
to sell youCopy !req
188. a side of coleslaw
for 79 cents,Copy !req
189. you just have
to get back in line.Copy !req
190. Never go out on the day
they give out welfare checks.Copy !req
191. You got a thousand paper cups
of coleslaw back there.Copy !req
192. You can't take this back
and bring her one?Copy !req
193. Know what? Never mind.
Just bring me a bowl—Copy !req
194. I'll have some of his
coleslaw. Not a problem.Copy !req
195. No, no,
can't do that, ma'am.Copy !req
196. We have a no-sharing policy.Copy !req
197. So what
you're telling meCopy !req
198. is that I can't haveCopy !req
199. some of my husband's
coleslaw?Copy !req
200. That's what you're
saying to me?Copy !req
201. You could, but we would
have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
202. Heh. You know...
You know what?Copy !req
203. You know what?
I eat at home.Copy !req
204. That's why I cook
my own meals.Copy !req
205. I'll get you
coleslaw.Copy !req
206. Is there anything else?Copy !req
207. Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
208. What the hell—
Does he think he's Mr. T?Copy !req
209. Why is he acting like that?
It's okay.Copy !req
210. This is our night,
it's our night.Copy !req
211. You're right.Copy !req
212. Oh, man.Copy !req
213. What's that?Copy !req
214. It's my baby.Copy !req
215. You can't bring
that baby here.Copy !req
216. Would you be quiet,
and let me handle this?Copy !req
217. You can't bring
that baby here.Copy !req
218. It'll just be
for a little while.Copy !req
219. Did you bring something back
to eat? I'm hungry.Copy !req
220. I forgot your mother put some
chicken in the oven for you.Copy !req
221. I'm gonna run and get you guys
something to eat.Copy !req
222. Watch the baby, okay?Copy !req
223. You can't leave
your baby here.Copy !req
224. Why not?
Because you're
babysitting.Copy !req
225. I'm just going down
to Lincoln Fried Chicken.Copy !req
226. What if he gets hungry?
Or throws up?Copy !req
227. He won't— It'll be fine.Copy !req
228. I'll be right back.Copy !req
229. At that moment, I was sureCopy !req
230. of two things:
I wasn't gonna be fine,Copy !req
231. and she wasn't gonna be
right back.Copy !req
232. What's this?Copy !req
233. Why didn't they just
give you a cup of coleslaw?Copy !req
234. It's this big.Copy !req
235. It'll be here
in a few minutes.Copy !req
236. Where you going?
I'm going to checkCopy !req
237. on the kids.
The kids are fine...Copy !req
238. I'm just going to check, okay?Copy !req
239. Whoa— A behind the back,
off the backboard dunk!Copy !req
240. Chris, man,
you're missing it!Copy !req
241. Come on!Copy !req
242. Shh, would you be quiet?Copy !req
243. Stop yelling
and turn the TV down.Copy !req
244. You think she's coming back?
She better.Copy !req
245. Hello.Copy !req
246. Hey, baby, how's it going?Copy !req
247. Good.Copy !req
248. Is that a baby?Copy !req
249. No, it's the TV.Copy !req
250. Oh. Well, where's Yvette?Copy !req
251. She's in the bathroom.Copy !req
252. Okay. We'll be home
in a little while, all right?Copy !req
253. Okay.Copy !req
254. Okay, love you.
All right, bye.Copy !req
255. I know you're thinking:Copy !req
256. "Why didn't I just tell
my mother what was going on?"Copy !req
257. Well, I figured
it couldn't get any worse.Copy !req
258. Hi, um, is Yvette here?Copy !req
259. She just left.
And who are you?Copy !req
260. I'm Mario.
Is that my baby?Copy !req
261. I don't know, is it?Copy !req
262. I know.
He takes after his mom.Copy !req
263. We didn't know
if it was his baby, either.Copy !req
264. But trust me, there ain't
no black man picking up a babyCopy !req
265. that ain't his.Copy !req
266. What's he doing here?
Where did she go?Copy !req
267. She went to get us
something to eat.Copy !req
268. She's babysitting us.
My boy...Copy !req
269. Where you think
you're going?Copy !req
270. You can't just leave
with somebody's baby.Copy !req
271. Look,
when she comes back,Copy !req
272. tell her I'll be over
my mother's house.Copy !req
273. Whoa! Chris,
you should've seen it!Copy !req
274. Bernard King hit a shot
from the top of the key,Copy !req
275. stole it and hit another one
right before the half!Copy !req
276. I'm hungry.Copy !req
277. Sometimes my father
would be so focusedCopy !req
278. on everything going right,Copy !req
279. he didn't realize
he was the reasonCopy !req
280. it was going wrong.Copy !req
281. It's okay.Copy !req
282. Your coleslaw will be here
any minute.Copy !req
283. Why do you make
such a big deal out of nothing?Copy !req
284. Because I spent good money
on this.Copy !req
285. I expect it to be good.Copy !req
286. Well, is it about the money
or is it about me?Copy !req
287. Why would you
even ask me that?Copy !req
288. We have been waiting
30 minutesCopy !req
289. for a Dixie Cup
full of coleslaw.Copy !req
290. Think about it.Copy !req
291. Never mind.Copy !req
292. Oh, finally!Copy !req
293. Enjoy your coleslaw.Copy !req
294. I'm sorry.Copy !req
295. I don't get to take you out
as much as I'd like.Copy !req
296. It's okay, baby.Copy !req
297. I just want everything
to be right.Copy !req
298. But as long as I'm with you,
everything's perfect.Copy !req
299. I love you—Copy !req
300. Everybody down!Copy !req
301. Get down!
Now!Copy !req
302. Damn it!Copy !req
303. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
304. Isn't it funny how
irresponsible people thinkCopy !req
305. they can change the world
with chicken?Copy !req
306. Chris, man, this is the
best game I ever seen.Copy !req
307. You gotta come watch.Copy !req
308. Chris,
where's the baby?Copy !req
309. His father took him.Copy !req
310. You gave my baby
to a stranger?Copy !req
311. No, to his father.Copy !req
312. That could be anybody.Copy !req
313. He asked for you
at the door.Copy !req
314. And the baby said
"Da-Da."Copy !req
315. Who else could it be?Copy !req
316. I don't know!Copy !req
317. Where'd they go?Copy !req
318. To his mother's house.Copy !req
319. I know—
You'll be right back.Copy !req
320. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
321. As bad as things were going,Copy !req
322. I could always count on
one person to make things goCopy !req
323. from bad to worse.Copy !req
324. Hello?Copy !req
325. Hello? I'm looking
for my parents.Copy !req
326. They're having dinner
there tonight.Copy !req
327. I think you got
the wrong number.Copy !req
328. This ain't no restaurant.Copy !req
329. Tonya,
what are you doing?Copy !req
330. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
331. I'm calling Mom.
I'm answering the phone!Copy !req
332. Are you trying
to mess everything up?Copy !req
333. You gonna mess everything up.
Just put the money in there!Copy !req
334. Mom said call
if anything went wrong.Copy !req
335. Something went wrong,
so I'm calling.Copy !req
336. Tonya, no.
They're on a date.Copy !req
337. If you call, you're
gonna mess everything up.Copy !req
338. Then Mama will be mad at Dad,
Dad will be mad at me.Copy !req
339. Just let me
handle this, okay?Copy !req
340. All I know isCopy !req
341. somebody better
French braid my hair.Copy !req
342. Give me the money,
big man!Copy !req
343. Just watch where
you point that thing.Copy !req
344. Don't tell me
where to watch.Copy !req
345. I'll point this
wherever I want.Copy !req
346. Julius,
just be quiet.Copy !req
347. You better listen
to your girl.Copy !req
348. Hey, that's not my girl,
that's my wife.Copy !req
349. Hey, man, come on,Copy !req
350. just get the money
and let's go.Copy !req
351. No, man over here
trying to be a hero.Copy !req
352. Hey, come on,
I got this.Copy !req
353. I got this.Copy !req
354. Chelle?Copy !req
355. Huh?Copy !req
356. Is that you?Copy !req
357. It's me, Ricky!Copy !req
358. Remember? From Flatbush!Copy !req
359. I'm sorry, I-I don't believe
I know who you are.Copy !req
360. I used to be at the clubCopy !req
361. with Shine and them,
remember?Copy !req
362. We used to pop lock.Copy !req
363. Remember?Copy !req
364. Ricky Edwards?Copy !req
365. Donna's brother!Copy !req
366. Yeah! Yeah!
How you been?Copy !req
367. Oh, good till now.
How you been?Copy !req
368. Oh, I'm hanging in there.Copy !req
369. All right.Copy !req
370. Hey, since you all
so tight,Copy !req
371. why don't you
just let us slide?Copy !req
372. Hey, man, if it was up to me,
I would.Copy !req
373. But my partner... crazy.Copy !req
374. So you all going to have
to put something in the bag.Copy !req
375. Why don't we pretend
we put something in the bag?Copy !req
376. Because this ain't
no pretend robbery!Copy !req
377. Julius, just give him
the money.Copy !req
378. Um, can you just leave us
a little for the babysitter?Copy !req
379. You know how it is.Copy !req
380. You got kids?Copy !req
381. Boy, I got three!Copy !req
382. Two boys
and a girl!Copy !req
383. Kids, they a blessing.Copy !req
384. Yeah,
love of my life.Copy !req
385. Dig. Look,
just give me 20.Copy !req
386. Hurry up
before my man see you.Copy !req
387. Give him, give him!
Hurry, before my partner sees.Copy !req
388. Chelle...
It was good seeing you, girl.Copy !req
389. Aw, you too, man.Copy !req
390. Hey!
Don't tell nobody I did this.Copy !req
391. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
392. Is Yvette here?Copy !req
393. Who are you?Copy !req
394. I'm her mother.Copy !req
395. I came to pick up
the baby.Copy !req
396. His father took him.
Where's Yvette?Copy !req
397. She said
she'll be right back.Copy !req
398. Then again, she said that
30 minutes ago.Copy !req
399. You mind if I come in
and wait for her?Copy !req
400. Come in.Copy !req
401. Is everybody okay?Copy !req
402. No, we're not okay, man,Copy !req
403. we just got robbed.
Julius...Copy !req
404. After everything that happened,Copy !req
405. you would expect
my mother's reactionCopy !req
406. to be a little like this...Copy !req
407. You are such a brave man.Copy !req
408. Oh, baby, thank you
for taking me to dinnerCopy !req
409. and standing up
to those robbers.Copy !req
410. Oh, baby,
I love you so much.Copy !req
411. Instead, it went
a little something like this.Copy !req
412. Are you crazy?Copy !req
413. What was you thinking, arguing
with a masked gunman?Copy !req
414. You could have
been killed!Copy !req
415. Do you think
I got marriedCopy !req
416. to raise three kids
by myself?Copy !req
417. The next time somebody
tries to rob us...Copy !req
418. get robbed!Copy !req
419. Let's go!Copy !req
420. Here's a coupon for
a free mealCopy !req
421. if you decide
to come back again.Copy !req
422. Thanks, man.
Julius!Copy !req
423. Take two.
Good luck.Copy !req
424. What happened to
your hair?Copy !req
425. Yvette said she was
gonna teach meCopy !req
426. how to French braid.Copy !req
427. Does Yvette live with you?Copy !req
428. Yes. Why?Copy !req
429. My mama said
if I have a babyCopy !req
430. before I get married,Copy !req
431. she says
she's putting me outCopy !req
432. because she ain't raising
no babies.Copy !req
433. You like raising babies?
No.Copy !req
434. How come you
didn't put her out?Copy !req
435. How old are you?Copy !req
436. Nine.Copy !req
437. I'll get it!Copy !req
438. You mother's here.Copy !req
439. Chris, this is the best game
I ever seen!Copy !req
440. You gotta come watch!Copy !req
441. How come you didn't tell me
you were babysitting?Copy !req
442. Why are you in my business?Copy !req
443. You live in my house,
you don't have any business.Copy !req
444. I don't have
to live at your house.Copy !req
445. I'll move in
with Mario.Copy !req
446. You think
Mario's motherCopy !req
447. wants to deal with you?
You need a job.Copy !req
448. Why do you think
I'm babysitting?Copy !req
449. You weren't even here.Copy !req
450. I was coming right back.Copy !req
451. Hey, hey!
That's enough.Copy !req
452. Excuse me?
You gotta leave,Copy !req
453. and take that baby with you.
Fine!Copy !req
454. Not you, her.Copy !req
455. I don't know if that's
such a good idea.Copy !req
456. If my mom comes homeCopy !req
457. and finds out
what happened,Copy !req
458. she's gonna ask me
why I didn't tell her.Copy !req
459. And I'm gonna sayCopy !req
460. because my dad
told me not to.Copy !req
461. And then she's gonna
curse him out and kill me.Copy !req
462. When are you
coming home?Copy !req
463. As soon as his
mom and dad come back.Copy !req
464. Are you still
gonna teach meCopy !req
465. how to French braid
my hair?Copy !req
466. Yeah. Heh.Copy !req
467. Oh, Chris, why don't you
go watch your game?Copy !req
468. Three, two, one!Copy !req
469. Oh, man!Copy !req
470. That was a good game!
Heh, heh.Copy !req
471. What are you doing here?Copy !req
472. I came for the makeover!Copy !req
473. Everything went okay?
Everything went so good.Copy !req
474. We had so much fun.Copy !req
475. Good!
They were good.Copy !req
476. We should do it
again.Copy !req
477. For sure!Copy !req
478. Maybe we could go
to a movie next time.Copy !req
479. I wanted this to be
a good night for my parents.Copy !req
480. and I didn't want my father to
think I couldn't handle things.Copy !req
481. So I decided to keep
everything that happened...Copy !req
482. to myself.Copy !req
483. Yvette,
are you free next Friday?Copy !req
484. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
485. She left us to go get a baby.Copy !req
486. When she came back,
she burnt your chicken.Copy !req
487. Then, this guy came
to the door asking for the baby.Copy !req
488. His name was Mario
and was the baby's father.Copy !req
489. When he left,
she came back,Copy !req
490. and the baby wasn't here.Copy !req
491. She went
to get the baby back,Copy !req
492. her mother came to the door
looking for her and the baby.Copy !req
493. They had a fight
about where to live.Copy !req
494. She said she'd live at Mario's
house. Who is Mario?Copy !req
495. When she came back,
she braided Tonya's hair.Copy !req
496. Drew got to watch the game,
you guys came back.Copy !req
497. She's trying to make it look
like everythingCopy !req
498. was all peachy and fine.
It's not!Copy !req
499. I told you we should have
let Chris babysit.Copy !req
500. Girl, give me
my money back.Copy !req
501. I'mma kick her ass.Copy !req
502. Hold my wig.Copy !req
503. Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.Copy !req