1. Does that feel okay?Copy !req
2. Yeah, it feels amazing.Copy !req
3. I don't think you understand
how much I love Jules.Copy !req
4. How about we hit the hay?Copy !req
5. What are you...
What are you—?Copy !req
6. This may be the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.Copy !req
7. It's also the first time
it's happened to me.Copy !req
8. Are you sure this feels okay?Copy !req
9. Yeah, it's amazing.Copy !req
10. The only problem is,
I took so many Narcos,Copy !req
11. I literally can't
feel a fuckin' thing.Copy !req
12. Is there anything you want
me to, like... do differently?Copy !req
13. Nah, nah. It's amazing.Copy !req
14. Rue, you keep saying that.Copy !req
15. I know, 'cause this is amazing.Copy !req
16. I've been doing it for,
like, 25 straight minutes.Copy !req
17. Yeah, and it's amazing.Copy !req
18. Wait, did I already
say it was amazing?Copy !req
19. I'm so fuckin' high.Copy !req
20. Don't tell anyone,
but she might as well be
going down on my ankle.Copy !req
21. Are you, like, close to cumming?Copy !req
22. I think so.Copy !req
23. Please, God...
don't ever let Jules find
out what I'm about to do.Copy !req
24. Oh, I'm cumming! Oh!Copy !req
25. - Rue?
- Yeah?Copy !req
26. Did you just fake an orgasm?Copy !req
27. What?Copy !req
28. No, no.
Are you crazy?Copy !req
29. That was amazing.Copy !req
30. I feel like Rue is too lazy
a person to fake an orgasm.Copy !req
31. I'm telling you, Elly,Copy !req
32. there's no way
she makes the soundsCopy !req
33. I heard when she
actually orgasms.Copy !req
34. Like what... sounds?Copy !req
35. It was like...
it was like...Copy !req
36. I'm cummiiing!Copy !req
37. Okay, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
38. - It's awful.
- Yeah.Copy !req
39. No, it's bad.Copy !req
40. Maybe she's just
not attracted to me.Copy !req
41. Or maybe you, you
suck at eating pussy.
That could be it.Copy !req
42. Oh God, that's embarrassing.Copy !req
43. No. It's cool.
You're new to the game.Copy !req
44. Yeah, but it makes me
feel like a guy.Copy !req
45. - Why?
- 'Cause guys don't know how to eat pussy.Copy !req
46. Oh my god.
You want me to show you, bro?Copy !req
47. - Bitch, I swear to god.
- All right, so check it out.Copy !req
48. - Pretend this is your pussy, right?
- What are you— Oh.Copy !req
49. - Ooh.
- Uh-huh, there's that.Copy !req
50. And also...Copy !req
51. Wow.Copy !req
52. See? Just like that.
Here, try me.Copy !req
53. - Try mine.
- You sure?Copy !req
54. Yeah. No, it's my hand,
not my pussy. It's okay.Copy !req
55. Go ahead. Do your thing.
Just like I taught you.Copy !req
56. Yeah, but then
point your tongue.Copy !req
57. Ooh.Copy !req
58. Oh!Copy !req
59. See?
And that's how you
make me cum.Copy !req
60. And you taste good.Copy !req
61. Uh, Rue's outside.Copy !req
62. I'm just gonna
tuck my dick
in my waistband,Copy !req
63. and, uh...Copy !req
64. You don't know how
much power you have.Copy !req
65. I'm not a good person.Copy !req
66. I don't like what we're doing.Copy !req
67. You seem very much at home here.Copy !req
68. Would you like a tour?Copy !req
69. I feel like you
ruined me forever.Copy !req
70. Why does it sound romantic
when you say it like that?Copy !req
71. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
72. Why did you love me?Copy !req
73. - I still love you.
- But why?Copy !req
74. 'Cause you're
smart and cruel...
but not really.Copy !req
75. - Not really smart?
- Not really cruel.Copy !req
76. It's funny you say that
because it's something thatCopy !req
77. I didn't really realize
until after we broke up.Copy !req
78. Did you know that I loved you?Copy !req
79. I'm not talking
about obsession
or fighting or fucking.Copy !req
80. I'm talking about love.Copy !req
81. Did you feel loved by me?Copy !req
82. I don't know.Copy !req
83. But you knew I had
feelings for Maddy.Copy !req
84. But I didn't know
you were gonna get
back together with her.Copy !req
85. How many times do
I have to tell you that
we're not back together?Copy !req
86. Right, you just hung out
and talked about love.Copy !req
87. Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ.Copy !req
88. If I would've known you
were gonna get back together,Copy !req
89. - I wouldn't have done this.
- That's a lie!Copy !req
90. It's not a lie.Copy !req
91. You have this
image of yourself
as so fuckin' sweetCopy !req
92. and innocent...
but it's bullshit.Copy !req
93. If you were a fuckin'
sweet person,Copy !req
94. you wouldn't have fucked
your best friend's boyfriend.Copy !req
95. You two were broken up.Copy !req
96. That is a comfort
to nobody but you.Copy !req
97. I can't do this.Copy !req
98. What, you wanna
go tell Maddy?Copy !req
99. - Maybe I will.
- You're afraid that I'm still in love with Maddy,Copy !req
100. so you're gonna do
whatever the fuck it takes
to destroy that.Copy !req
101. This isn't about being
a fuckin' good person, Cassie,Copy !req
102. or being a fuckin' good friend.Copy !req
103. This is about you
getting what you want.Copy !req
104. You can fuckin' leave,
or you can get into bed.
It's up to you.Copy !req
105. You know what you
don't realize, Nate?Copy !req
106. Is I don't care
what happens to me.Copy !req
107. I don't care how
angry Maddy gets.Copy !req
108. You two shouldn't be together.
You're toxic.Copy !req
109. - How would you know?
- Because she's my best friend,Copy !req
110. and I'm in
a relationship
with you.Copy !req
111. She's not good for you,
you're not good for her,Copy !req
112. and I will do everything
I can to prevent it.Copy !req
113. Maddy, that's literally
fucking insane.Copy !req
114. - Madd— Cassie, I s—
- See?Copy !req
115. - This is what I'm talking about!
- I, I said Maddy because we'reCopy !req
116. talking about how
fucking crazy Maddy is,Copy !req
117. - which you can't seem to fuckin' comprehend.
- No, what you don't understand,Copy !req
118. Nate, is I am crazier!Copy !req
119. That's not somethin' to be
fuckin' proud of, Cassie!Copy !req
120. No... but it is something
you should be scared of.Copy !req
121. What the fuck?
What the fuck?Copy !req
122. You can't fucking blackmail me
into a relationship with you.Copy !req
123. Blackmail means you
don't have choices.Copy !req
124. But in reality,
you do have choices.Copy !req
125. You just have to own up
to the consequences of them!Copy !req
126. That is the literal fucking
definition of blackmail!Copy !req
127. - If you don't do this, I'm gonna do that—
- Fine, it's blackmail!Copy !req
128. I don't care!
It doesn't change anything!Copy !req
129. - It's fucked up!
- You know what's fucked up, Nate?Copy !req
130. You telling me
that you love me,Copy !req
131. and then going and being
in a relationship
with my best friend!Copy !req
132. What the fuck?Copy !req
133. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
134. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
135. Okay.Copy !req
136. Bye.Copy !req
137. For fuckin'-- C—Copy !req
138. Cassie, stop.Copy !req
139. I love you.Copy !req
140. Did you lose weight?Copy !req
141. Do I look different?Copy !req
142. - Do I look different?
- I was just wondering.Copy !req
143. - Then why would you ask?
- I was just curious.Copy !req
144. - Why are you so judgmental?
- Why are you so judgmental?Copy !req
145. I wasn't judging you.Copy !req
146. You sit on your bed all day
just waiting to criticize me.Copy !req
147. That's not true.Copy !req
148. Did you lose weight?
Are you depressed?Copy !req
149. Why haven't you
cleaned your room?Copy !req
150. Do you ever think about Dad?Copy !req
151. What happened with McKay?Copy !req
152. Where were you last night?Copy !req
153. Just shut the fuck up, Grace!Copy !req
154. Shut the fuck up, Lexi!Copy !req
155. Fine, I'll stop caring.Copy !req
156. You're making me feel
like I'm going crazy.Copy !req
157. Like I'm...
actually fucking crazy.Copy !req
158. Okay, well, thank you. Next.Copy !req
159. Any of you snitches
to your parents about this,Copy !req
160. your days at the Howard House
are finito burrito.Copy !req
161. Never that—Copy !req
162. To my beautiful girls.Copy !req
163. What, what?Copy !req
164. - Where's Mom?
- Asleep.Copy !req
165. Not a care in the world.Copy !req
166. I would like
to make a toast.Copy !req
167. To Nathaniel.Copy !req
168. The winner of all winners...Copy !req
169. the king of all kings,Copy !req
170. the big swingin' dick,
Mr. Big Balls, huh?Copy !req
171. You are a part of me
I will never understand.Copy !req
172. But I take full responsibility.Copy !req
173. I think I'm gonna
go for a drive.Copy !req
174. Fuckin' A.Copy !req
175. Wear a seatbelt.Copy !req
176. Okay, Dad.Copy !req
177. I gotta go to the bathroom.Copy !req
178. I think she has
a crush on you.Copy !req
179. Should we all
just fuck?Copy !req
180. I also...
have to use
the restroom.Copy !req
181. That was not 10 seconds.Copy !req
182. - Is that a dare?
- Maybe.Copy !req
183. - We should make her jealous.
- Mm.Copy !req
184. - Start the clock.
- Okay... One, two, oh, three,Copy !req
185. four, five, six, wow,
seven, eight, nine, ten.Copy !req
186. Yep, thank you.
Wow, cool.Copy !req
187. - That was amazing.
- O-kay, Rue.Copy !req
188. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you, are you jealous?Copy !req
189. No, no.
I don't get jealous, um.Copy !req
190. - Hey, Elliot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - Uh, truth or dare?
- Dare.Copy !req
192. I dare you to lick
from here...Copy !req
193. to here.Copy !req
194. Wow,
your girlfriend
is sexy.Copy !req
195. Ooh, jealous, Rue?Copy !req
196. Hm?Copy !req
197. Now, that...
was fucking amazing.Copy !req
198. You know, I think if you
guys are gonna keep upCopy !req
199. with these lesbian
power games...Copy !req
200. we should steal some liquor.Copy !req
201. Oh, I fuckin'
love this song.Copy !req
202. Whoo, bitches!Copy !req
203. C'mon, let's dance.Copy !req
204. What's wrong?Copy !req
205. C'mon... c'mon.Copy !req
206. Do you think Nate's
still coming over?Copy !req
207. Um, yeah, that's
what Maddy says.Copy !req
208. What's wrong?Copy !req
209. I, like... can't
fucking stand Ethan.Copy !req
210. - I was wondering.
- I don't know. He's, like, sweet,Copy !req
211. and, like, something
good finally happens,Copy !req
212. and I'm, like, a million
times more miserable.Copy !req
213. Well, there's
a difference betweenCopy !req
214. what you think
you should want,Copy !req
215. and what you
actually want.Copy !req
216. - How do I know what I want?
- You don't.Copy !req
217. Then, what's the whole
world always talkin' about?Copy !req
218. People are retarded.Copy !req
219. No, seriously, people
are fucking retarded.Copy !req
220. Maddy, I don't think
you can say that word.Copy !req
221. This shit is
hard and confusing.Copy !req
222. The last thing you
need is to feel worseCopy !req
223. because you're not
feeling something
you're supposed to feel.Copy !req
224. You do what feels good to you.Copy !req
225. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
226. You know what
would feel good?Copy !req
227. - What?
- Dancing with me on my birthday.Copy !req
228. - Okay.
- Come on.Copy !req
229. All right, I'm gonna
distract the clerk,Copy !req
230. you're gonna steal the beer...Copy !req
231. - and you do nothing. Cool?
- Word.Copy !req
232. - All right, break.
- Cool.Copy !req
233. Oh my god!
Kramer!Copy !req
234. - Dude—
- Comedian, okay, thank you.Copy !req
235. Didn't you get canceled
for saying, like,Copy !req
236. the N-word
a bunch of times?Copy !req
237. - Uh, you know what, man?
- Now you work atCopy !req
238. - a convenience store?
- What's up, bro?Copy !req
239. Twitter is fucked up.
I've always said that.Copy !req
240. and they're always
takin' shit too far.Copy !req
241. - You know what I mean? What're you gonna do?
- Hey!Copy !req
242. Hey.Copy !req
243. Kramer, Kramer!Copy !req
244. - How much is all this anyway?
- Fuckin' motherfucker!Copy !req
245. Motherfuckers!
Get out of my store!Copy !req
246. Don't come back!Copy !req
247. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Go, Elliot, let's go!Copy !req
248. Go, go, go!
Oh my—Copy !req
249. - Aah! Oh my god! Go!
- Oh my god! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
250. Rue!Copy !req
251. - Hi.
- Is Maddy here?Copy !req
252. Yeah.Copy !req
253. Come on. Whoa!Copy !req
254. Woo!Copy !req
255. Woo!Copy !req
256. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
257. Come on, baby!Copy !req
258. You know, you can't
drink on that shit.
It's fuckin' dangerous.Copy !req
259. - It's fine.
- Oh my god.Copy !req
260. How are you feeling?Copy !req
261. I feel fine.
Do I not look fine?Copy !req
262. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
263. Come on, motherfucker!Copy !req
264. Fuck you, pal!Copy !req
265. Oh shit!Copy !req
266. Oh my god! Woo!Copy !req
267. Yo, could you put
the fuckin' drink down?Copy !req
268. - Are you fuckin' drinking?
- Mm, yeah.Copy !req
269. - It's just one drink.
- I don't care. Why are you drinking?Copy !req
270. I'm not even into
alcohol like that.Copy !req
271. - Then why are you drinking it?
- You know, f—Copy !req
272. - Elliot, just take me the fuck home, please.
- Wait...Copy !req
273. - Rue—
- Nah, I just— I wanna go home.Copy !req
274. No, Rue, I'm, I'm just
saying, like, don't drink.Copy !req
275. No, I wanna go home.Copy !req
276. - Why? Why?
- Just drop me off.Copy !req
277. - Drop me off, please.
- Why?Copy !req
278. Because I can't
fuckin' stand you.Copy !req
279. What?Copy !req
280. Yeah, I don't
wanna fuckin'--Copy !req
281. I don't wanna argue
about this shit.Copy !req
282. I don't wanna fight.Copy !req
283. I'm sick
of fuckin' fighting.Copy !req
284. I just would rather be home.Copy !req
285. Suze
You did good, big fella.Copy !req
286. Hey, I'm gonna head out
but, um, happy birthday.Copy !req
287. - Why? Don't go.
- Well, I just thought I'd give you guysCopy !req
288. - a little bit of girl time.
- That's so sweet.Copy !req
289. Nah, you should stay.Copy !req
290. Wow, that was
certainly a choice.Copy !req
291. What are you doing, Cassie?Copy !req
292. Waiting for
the hot tub to get hot.Copy !req
293. Whiskey.Copy !req
294. Hey, can I have
a cigarette?Copy !req
295. Thank you.
Can I borrow your light?Copy !req
296. I'm Cal.Copy !req
297. I haven't been
here in 25 years.Copy !req
298. Hi.Copy !req
299. I thought I lost you.Copy !req
300. She always like this?Copy !req
301. No, but when she drinks,
it's just tragic.Copy !req
302. Just, just drop me off.Copy !req
303. Can you just, just pull,
just pull the fuck over,Copy !req
304. and just let me out, please.Copy !req
305. - Right here, Rue?
- Yep.Copy !req
306. Just fuckin'
right up here.Copy !req
307. Alright.Copy !req
308. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
309. Can I take a shower?Copy !req
310. Yeah.Copy !req
311. Get in the hot tub with us.Copy !req
312. I don't, uh,Copy !req
313. I don't, I don't
really feel like it.Copy !req
314. It's my birthday, come on.Copy !req
315. - Ooh, this feels so good.
- I know.Copy !req
316. Can I borrow a shirt?Copy !req
317. Hi.Copy !req
318. - Hi.
- Are you, are you okay?Copy !req
319. - Oh, oh.
- Oh, oh.Copy !req
320. - It's okay.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
321. Yeah, it's okay.Copy !req
322. - Happy birthday.
- Thank you.Copy !req
323. I'm so glad you guys
are back together. Yeah!Copy !req
324. - We're not back together.
- You're not?Copy !req
325. No.Copy !req
326. I mean, I was gonna say no,
but why are you saying no?Copy !req
327. - Um, because we're not.
- I know,Copy !req
328. but why do you sound
so definitive about it?Copy !req
329. - I wasn't being definitive.
- It sounded like it.Copy !req
330. No, I mean, she just
asked a question—Copy !req
331. That you didn't
have to answer.Copy !req
332. - Oh, okay, yeah.
- But you did.Copy !req
333. I don't understand what
we're arguing about.Copy !req
334. You and your tone.Copy !req
335. But we're not back together.Copy !req
336. Uh, yet.Copy !req
337. I mean, why don't just say,
"We're working it out."Copy !req
338. You literally just said
you were gonna say no.Copy !req
339. - Right, but that's me.
- Meaning what?Copy !req
340. Meaning that when I say it,Copy !req
341. it means something
totally differentCopy !req
342. - than when you say it.
- Okay.Copy !req
343. It might seem that way
in your head, Maddy,
but it's the same word.Copy !req
344. Yeah, but it's also
the speed with which
you said no.Copy !req
345. - Aw, gimme a fuckin' break.
- It was quick.Copy !req
346. - It wasn't, no.
- It was like a reflex.Copy !req
347. - It wasn't like a reflex at all.
- It was like a reflex.Copy !req
348. - It was like his natural instinct, right?
- It wasn't.Copy !req
349. - It was hasty.
- You see?Copy !req
350. You really think she's
gonna disagree with you?Copy !req
351. If I disagreed with her,
then I would.Copy !req
352. Okay.Copy !req
353. What, you don't think
I have a mind of my own?Copy !req
354. - No, I'm sure you do.
- Ooh, he's such a cunt!Copy !req
355. What the fuck is your problem?Copy !req
356. You see,
I'm not crazy, right?Copy !req
357. Because he's always
tryin' to gaslight me.Copy !req
358. Look, I don't wanna
argue about this.Copy !req
359. You see, this is why
I don't believe youCopy !req
360. when you make
all these promises,Copy !req
361. and you're like,
"Oh, let's get back together.Copy !req
362. "You're the only person
in the world I care about.Copy !req
363. "You're a goddess,
and it's my fault for not
treating you like a goddess.Copy !req
364. "I promise, Maddy.
I'll change. I'll grow.Copy !req
365. "I'll be better.
I don't deserve you.Copy !req
366. "But I love you.Copy !req
367. "Please, when I go
to college, move with me.Copy !req
368. Marry me. Have my babies."Copy !req
369. Cassie
I'm so sorry!Copy !req
370. I'm so sorry, Maddy!Copy !req
371. I'm sorry, Maddy.Copy !req
372. I'm sorry, Maddy.Copy !req
373. - I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.Copy !req
374. It's not fine.
I ruined everything, Maddy.Copy !req
375. - I'm sorry.
- It's fine.Copy !req
376. - It's not fine.
- It's fine.Copy !req
377. You're my best friend,Copy !req
378. - and I'm sorry.
- What's going on?Copy !req
379. Sweetie, it's okay.
Oh god. You threw up.Copy !req
380. - Just, uh, get outta the, get outta the tub.
- I'm so sorry,Copy !req
381. Maddy. I didn't—Copy !req
382. Maddy, you're my best friend.Copy !req
383. Just get out!Copy !req
384. - Oh my god.
- What happened?Copy !req
385. Cassie threw up
on all of us.Copy !req
386. Can somebody help me, please?Copy !req
387. - I'm sorry, Maddy.
- Use the bathroom!Copy !req
388. Nate, get me
a fucking towel!Copy !req
389. Maddy, I'm sorry!Copy !req
390. Are you crying?Copy !req
391. - You wanna wrestle?
- No.Copy !req
392. - No, no, no. Hey.
- I'm gonna getcha.Copy !req
393. - No, I'm good. Stop. Come on, man.
- See?Copy !req
394. - And I'm gonna getcha. I'm gonna getcha.
- No, I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
395. What the fuck?Copy !req
396. All right, man.
That's enough.Copy !req
397. - What, you wanna wrestle, too?
- Come on, man.Copy !req
398. - Put your shirt back on.
- I was state champion, man.Copy !req
399. - Hey, Mr. Clean!
- Come on!Copy !req
400. Oh, Jesus, you three
wanna wrestle?Copy !req
401. - You think you can take me?
- Your dance, cowboy.Copy !req
402. - You think you can take me?
- Out!Copy !req
403. You think you can take me?Copy !req
404. Let's do this.
Let's do this, big boy.Copy !req
405. Oh shit.Copy !req
406. Yes!
Now, it's a party!Copy !req
407. Fuckin' out of here.Copy !req
408. What?Copy !req
409. I was just
havin' fun, man.Copy !req
410. No, man.
I warned you, like,
10 fuckin' timesCopy !req
411. not to wrestle anybody.
You didn't fuckin' listen.Copy !req
412. You're never stepping
foot in here again.Copy !req
413. Hey, hey...Copy !req
414. You can't do
that to me, man!Copy !req
415. Hey, hey!
You can't fuckin'
kick me out, man!Copy !req
416. You can't do this to me, man!Copy !req
417. Hey!Copy !req
418. I haven't been here
in, like, 20 years!Copy !req
419. I have good memories here, man.Copy !req
420. You can't tell me
I can't come back in!Copy !req
421. Ah, fuck.
Okay, all right.Copy !req
422. All right.Copy !req
423. Okay.Copy !req
424. Fuck off!Copy !req
425. Man
Juliet, please, please!Copy !req
426. You're next!
We're in danger!Copy !req
427. Please, listen to me!
Something terrible!Copy !req
428. - This movie is so real.
- Word.Copy !req
429. Yo, who the fuck is that?Copy !req
430. Yo!Copy !req
431. Yo.Copy !req
432. - What's up, man?
- Hey, man. I really gotta talk to you.Copy !req
433. Um...Copy !req
434. - Mm. Hm.
- Is everything good, bro?Copy !req
435. Nah, man.Copy !req
436. Nelson's baby mama
showed upCopy !req
437. asking all types of
stupid-ass questions.Copy !req
438. Fuuuck.Copy !req
439. Hey... are you okay?Copy !req
440. Mm-mm. Hold on.Copy !req
441. - Hey, hold on.
- I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
442. I... really have
to tell you somethin'.Copy !req
443. Okay... um...Copy !req
444. I lied to you.Copy !req
445. Rue's not sober.Copy !req
446. She hasn't been
since I met her.Copy !req
447. She's been doing
everything from heroin
to fentanyl to benzos.Copy !req
448. And I know that because
I've been doing it with her.Copy !req
449. And I'm so sorry.Copy !req
450. I just didn't wanna
keep lyin' to you.Copy !req
451. I'm sorry I let you down.Copy !req
452. Why?Copy !req
453. 'Cause I'm not a good person.Copy !req
454. That's not true.Copy !req
455. Yeah, but you don't
really know me anymore.Copy !req
456. Yes... I do.
I'm always with you.Copy !req
457. I miss you so much.Copy !req
458. I just miss you so much, Dad.Copy !req
459. Ahhh.Copy !req
460. Woo!Copy !req
461. What, what are you doing?Copy !req
462. Are you, are you peeing?Copy !req
463. Okay, Cal, wh-what
is wrong with you?Copy !req
464. I think I'm lonely.Copy !req
465. - What?
- I think I'm lonely.Copy !req
466. Okay, look, could you
please put your penis away?Copy !req
467. - No.
- Cal, I'm not gonna ask you again.Copy !req
468. - Put your penis away.
- I am who I am.Copy !req
469. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
470. - Mom, what's goin' on?
- Okay.Copy !req
471. - Cal, put your dick away.
- Yo, Dad,Copy !req
472. - what the fuck are you doing?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
473. I was just...Copy !req
474. I was just telling your mother
that I think I'm very lonely.Copy !req
475. Okay, but, like,
can you put your
fucking dick away?Copy !req
476. Okay, Cal, Cal, this is not funny.Copy !req
477. What's goin' on?Copy !req
478. Dad's standing
in the foyer
with his dick out.Copy !req
479. - What the fuck are you doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
480. You know what you three
assholes are lookin' at?Copy !req
481. The man with no name.Copy !req
482. What, what the fuck
are you even saying?Copy !req
483. Yo, what the fuck
is going on, guys?Copy !req
484. I'm a rogue.Copy !req
485. I march to the beat
of my own drum.Copy !req
486. You guys should've
seen me tonight.Copy !req
487. I don't know if you
would've been proud,Copy !req
488. but... ya might've
been impressed.Copy !req
489. Cal, listen to me.
I think you need
to see a doctor.Copy !req
490. All right?
You're not,
you're not you.Copy !req
491. No, Marsha.
That's where you're wrong.Copy !req
492. - I am 100% me.
- Okay, you're scaring me now.Copy !req
493. You know why?
'Cause I'm a man.Copy !req
494. I'm an animal.Copy !req
495. I'm a motherfuckin' Rottweiler.Copy !req
496. You know how many
men I've fucked?Copy !req
497. - What?
- Cal, stop it.Copy !req
498. - Aaron...
- Cal, please. Please stop.Copy !req
499. do you know how many
men I've fucked?Copy !req
500. Dad, why are you saying this?Copy !req
501. - Guess.
- I, I don't understand.Copy !req
502. Like, what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
503. I had sex with a man
for the first time...Copy !req
504. when you... were
in your mama's belly.Copy !req
505. Dad, why the fuck are
you saying these things?Copy !req
506. Like, have you lost
your fucking mind?Copy !req
507. You're talking about
fucking men in front
of Mom when I was, what?Copy !req
508. Like, what the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
509. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
510. Here's the funny thing...Copy !req
511. if I said tonight that...Copy !req
512. I went to the strip club,
and I—Copy !req
513. Hoo!Copy !req
514. Picked up a real
grade-A piece of ass...Copy !req
515. huge tits,
shaved pussy...Copy !req
516. and I fucked the shit
outta her in my truck...Copy !req
517. you wouldn't be
one-tenth as appalled
as you are right now.Copy !req
518. You wouldn't be standin'
here saying, "Dad, what
are you talkin' about?"Copy !req
519. You'd be like,
"Dad, don't say that
in front of Mom."Copy !req
520. Fuck you... Fuck you.Copy !req
521. You're a bunch
of fuckin' hypocrites.Copy !req
522. I'm a man.Copy !req
523. I'll fuck
whoever I want,
whenever I want.Copy !req
524. I'll fuck men,
I'll fuck women,
I'll fuck transsexuals,Copy !req
525. and I'll have a mighty
fine time doin' it.Copy !req
526. I eat what I kill.Copy !req
527. I'm goin' to bed.Copy !req
528. I'm a faggot...
sexist, chaser, pig,Copy !req
529. fuckin' creep, and I love it.Copy !req
530. Living a double life?Copy !req
531. Not my biggest regret.Copy !req
532. You are.Copy !req
533. But let's be honest,
we all live double lives.Copy !req
534. Don't give me
that look, Marsha.Copy !req
535. You got that shoebox
full of love lettersCopy !req
536. that camp counselor
used to write you.Copy !req
537. You saved them.Copy !req
538. Flirting on Facebook...Copy !req
539. I, I, I get it.Copy !req
540. It feels good to know that
you were loved by somebody
other than just me.Copy !req
541. I'm not standin' here
lookin' at you like,
"How could you?"Copy !req
542. I mean,
we all have secrets.Copy !req
543. Aaron?Copy !req
544. The porn on your fucking
computer made my jaw drop.Copy !req
545. Marsha, come back!
You saw it.Copy !req
546. Your mother's
the one who showed me.Copy !req
547. Don't talk to me about secrets.Copy !req
548. Watching eight people
cum on one person's face,Copy !req
549. gang-bangs,
fucking cum-funnels,Copy !req
550. fuckin' pissin'
in people's asses.Copy !req
551. Jesus fuckin' Christ, man.Copy !req
552. I got problems,
you got problems.Copy !req
553. You know,
I was kind of uptight
when I met your mother.Copy !req
554. She was a freak...
and a fuckin' fox.Copy !req
555. Marsha...
you were a fuckin' fox!Copy !req
556. Nathaniel...Copy !req
557. Your whole fuckin'
life's a secret.Copy !req
558. A mystery.Copy !req
559. Who knows about you?Copy !req
560. I have lived with you.Copy !req
561. I have raised you.Copy !req
562. I am your father.Copy !req
563. I know nothing about you.Copy !req
564. That's not true.
I know that you're angry.Copy !req
565. I'm so sorry
I fucked you up
with my double life.Copy !req
566. Okay, maybe, I took
mine to the extreme,
I'll admit that, but...Copy !req
567. I have a problem.Copy !req
568. But the reason I have
a problem is this family.Copy !req
569. That's why.Copy !req
570. I'm not allowed to form
an emotional connection.Copy !req
571. And I'm an emotional guy.Copy !req
572. You fuckers backed me
into a corner.Copy !req
573. But you know what?Copy !req
574. I think you've set me free.Copy !req
575. So...Copy !req
576. this is farewell.Copy !req
577. I left you with a little...Copy !req
578. memory of me here
on the floor of the foyer. You...Copy !req
579. two dickwads can
draw straws to see
who cleans it up.Copy !req
580. I'll see you assholes later.Copy !req
581. I love you.Copy !req
582. I love you.Copy !req
583. I've always been with you.Copy !req
584. From before you were born...
until after you're gone.Copy !req
585. Since before we ever existed.Copy !req