1. Fezco's grandma was
a motherfuckin' G.Copy !req
2. Damn.Copy !req
3. Hey, fuckface!Copy !req
4. What the fuck?
You crazy—Copy !req
5. Hey.Copy !req
6. I just spoke
to your daddy.Copy !req
7. You're gonna come live
with grandma now.Copy !req
8. Okay?Copy !req
9. And even though she wasn't,
like, the best guardian...Copy !req
10. she taught him everything
he knew about life.Copy !req
11. Bag that shit up.
Put it in your fuckin'
tighty-whities.Copy !req
12. Cops ain't gonna pat down
a fuckin' 10-year-old.Copy !req
13. They don't wanna be
fuckin' accused of bein'Copy !req
14. fuckin' pederasts.
You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
15. He didn't really know
much about his mom.Copy !req
16. His grandma never really
liked to talk about her,Copy !req
17. except to occasionally say...Copy !req
18. Your mom had a pure heart.Copy !req
19. But your daddy always
took advantage of that.Copy !req
20. Let me tell you
somethin' snowflake,Copy !req
21. there's a short supply
of kindness in this world.Copy !req
22. People sniff it out...Copy !req
23. and they swoop
right the fuck in.Copy !req
24. Don't ever fall in love.
It's the one instinct...
you can't trust.Copy !req
25. Fezco liked that she
didn't treat him like a kid.Copy !req
26. All right,
today we're gonna learn
about weight and volume.Copy !req
27. He went to school,Copy !req
28. and when he paid
attention, he did well.Copy !req
29. There's 28.5 grams in an ounce.Copy !req
30. - How many ounces in a pound?
- Sixteen.Copy !req
31. Especially in math.Copy !req
32. And then one day,
he came home from school.Copy !req
33. Fuckin' day I've fuckin' had.Copy !req
34. He didn't know
who the baby was.Copy !req
35. - What's up?
- ButCopy !req
36. so much always
happened so fastCopy !req
37. he decided it was better
not to ask questions.Copy !req
38. You remember
the white cracker
with the fuckin' bowl-cut?Copy !req
39. Who the fuck brings
a kid to a drug deal?Copy !req
40. He ain't a kid, asshole.
He's my partner.Copy !req
41. That fuckin'
bowl-cut cocksucka!Copy !req
42. Sold me 10 grand
of fuckin' Bayer Aspirin.Copy !req
43. Fucked us both
up the ass, snowflake.Copy !req
44. Look at him.
He's a cute little bastard.Copy !req
45. Sad story, though.
Some cunt mother gave
him to me as collateral.Copy !req
46. He's ours till 10 PM.Copy !req
47. Hey, can I get
the, uh, pop off?Copy !req
48. Call me when his mama gets here.Copy !req
49. The baby was really cute,
but no matter what he did,Copy !req
50. he couldn't get him
to stop crying.Copy !req
51. He probably just
missed his mom.Copy !req
52. She never came back
to pick him up.Copy !req
53. My nephew,
your uncle, Carl,Copy !req
54. he ends up eatin' so
much fuckin' McDonald's,Copy !req
55. he gives himself
diabetes, right?Copy !req
56. Next thing you know,
they're chopping off
his fuckin' feet, right?Copy !req
57. Three years later,
he fuckin' drops dead.Copy !req
58. Do I call the fuckin' cops,
and say,Copy !req
59. "Oh, you gotta fuckin' arrest
Ronald fuckin' McDonald?"Copy !req
60. - I don't know.
- No, I don't fuckin' call.Copy !req
61. 'Cause it's fuckin'
Uncle Carl's fault.Copy !req
62. Nobody told him
to fuckin' eat McDonald'sCopy !req
63. for fuckin' breakfast,
lunch and dinner.Copy !req
64. You understand?
Watch this fuckin' kid.Copy !req
65. Come on. Get the baby.
Oh, what the fuck are you doin'?Copy !req
66. Come here.
Let me get—
Let me take it.Copy !req
67. No, no, no. Get it.
Yeah. This fuckin' kid.Copy !req
68. He's eatin' fuckin' cigarettes.Copy !req
69. Now, you're fuckin'
one of us, right?Copy !req
70. What are you,
a little fuckin' ashtray?Copy !req
71. Fuckin' livin' your best life
in the fuckin' jacuzzi here.Copy !req
72. Fezco knew that
his grandma wasn't normal,Copy !req
73. and did things that maybe
other parents wouldn't do.Copy !req
74. But they were a family.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. What?
He's at the Family Donut
right now?Copy !req
77. His grandma also
taught him that,Copy !req
78. despite what they
teach ya in school,Copy !req
79. violence is sometimes
the best possible way
to solve a problem.Copy !req
80. I spy with my little eye...
cracker with a bowl-cut.Copy !req
81. Fez doesn't know why
he did what he did,Copy !req
82. but he did it anyway.Copy !req
83. Muthafucka!
Eat fuckin' shit!Copy !req
84. Grandma! Grandma!Copy !req
85. You fuckin' take my money?
You scumbag!Copy !req
86. Muthafucka!
Piece of shit!Copy !req
87. That was his first dark spot.Copy !req
88. He didn't really
remember anything
for at least two months.Copy !req
89. Just an occasional image,
and an overwhelming fearCopy !req
90. about who was gonna
take care of Ashtray.Copy !req
91. I don't feel too good.
I'm gonna go lie down.Copy !req
92. He never really
blamed his grandma.Copy !req
93. She never really
apologized for it.Copy !req
94. But he knew she felt bad.Copy !req
95. He found this grandma
on the floor of the bathroom.Copy !req
96. Fez didn't wanna call 911
for obvious reasons,Copy !req
97. so he decided to drive
her car to the hospital,
which took forever.Copy !req
98. It was definitely a mistake.
The doctor even said it.Copy !req
99. - Is she going to be okay?
- Every second counts.Copy !req
100. The next thing he knew...Copy !req
101. he had a business to run.Copy !req
102. And a little brother
to take care of.Copy !req
103. And however hard
he thought life was...Copy !req
104. it got harder
and more complicated.Copy !req
105. 'Cause the more you
move up in the world,Copy !req
106. the more enemies you make.Copy !req
107. He wondered how
his grandma would deal
with someone like Nate.Copy !req
108. But he didn't
have his grandma.Copy !req
109. Look at him over there!Copy !req
110. Just Ash.Copy !req
111. Ash was his brother.Copy !req
112. He loved him like a brother.Copy !req
113. And when shit went down...Copy !req
114. You're late.Copy !req
115. We got caught up
dealin' with some bullshit.Copy !req
116. I heard you got raided.Copy !req
117. They ain't find nothin', though.Copy !req
118. They ain't got shit on me.Copy !req
119. He'd go to war like a brother.Copy !req
120. I hope not.Copy !req
121. Are we good?Copy !req
122. Oh shit! Aah!Copy !req
123. What the fuck?Copy !req
124. Yo, bro,
what the fuck, man?Copy !req
125. God!Copy !req
126. Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?Copy !req
127. Dude, what the fuck?Copy !req
128. Yo, it-it's up here
on the right.Copy !req
129. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
130. Yo, can you tell her
to shut the fuck up?Copy !req
131. Yeah, Rue, you gotta
chill out back there for real.Copy !req
132. Me and Ash gotta handle some
serious business right now, so.Copy !req
133. Yeah, for sure.
No, I can do that.Copy !req
134. I can just stay back here.
It's real comfy.Copy !req
135. Who the fuck is this bitch?Copy !req
136. - Yo!
- Who the fuck is this, man?Copy !req
137. Hi, I'm Faye.Copy !req
138. - What is she doin' here?
- Nah, nah, bro, that's my fuckin' girl.Copy !req
139. so good.
I'm tellin' you.
Like a fuckin' mouse.Copy !req
140. - Okay?
- Whatever, man. Let's just do this.Copy !req
141. Faye...
In the car.Copy !req
142. Okay!Copy !req
143. Ten, 20 minutes tops,
all right?Copy !req
144. Y'all just please
stay in the car.Copy !req
145. No fuckin' funny business.
Let's go.Copy !req
146. You know, you guys
did right by me,Copy !req
147. I'mma, I'mma do right by you.Copy !req
148. I was tryin' to get ahold
of that fuckin' doctor
I was telling you about,Copy !req
149. but he must be
on vacation or some shit.Copy !req
150. Hi, I'm Faye.Copy !req
151. Yo, fam, uh, Rue.Copy !req
152. - How's your New Year's goin'?
- What?Copy !req
153. New Year's.Copy !req
154. - It's fucking New Year's?
- I believe so.Copy !req
155. - What?
- New year.Copy !req
156. I swear my boyfriend
doesn't tell me anything.Copy !req
157. - So, who is this dude?
- This dude ain't a dude.Copy !req
158. All right?
Her name is Laurie.Copy !req
159. She's a little bit of a trip.
Used to be a schoolteacher,Copy !req
160. but there ain't
no money in that.Copy !req
161. Just, um, let me
do the talking.Copy !req
162. My girlfriend,
at the fuckin' train station,Copy !req
163. she left me straight-up.Copy !req
164. She left you
at a fucking
train station?Copy !req
165. - Yeah, I was, like, crying.
- What a fucking cunt.Copy !req
166. Yeah.Copy !req
167. - Holy fucking shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. Um... I don't think—Copy !req
169. I wouldn't do that here.Copy !req
170. - It's just heroin.
- No, I, I see that.Copy !req
171. But, maybe, like, I don't know.
I just feel like it isn't...Copy !req
172. the best place
to do that.Copy !req
173. - Why?
- Um...Copy !req
174. I just feel like this is
really not the right time
to be doing that.Copy !req
175. Listen, I fucking
know what you are.Copy !req
176. You're just a fuckin'
junkie-ass bitch,Copy !req
177. and you're probably
fucking eating
that ginger's assCopy !req
178. for fuckin' oxys
or whatever the fuck
you're into.Copy !req
179. Fuckin' junkie-ass bitch
Fuckin'...Copy !req
180. Yo, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
181. What, what the fuck?Copy !req
182. Are you just
puttin' it in there?
What are you doing?Copy !req
183. Oh my god... okay.Copy !req
184. Jesus, that's your
whole fucking crotch.Copy !req
185. Ow, that looks
like it hurt, ow.Copy !req
186. What the fuck?Copy !req
187. Fuck is you doin' here?Copy !req
188. Mitch, don't fuckin' hesitate.Copy !req
189. You come to my muthafuckin' house—Copy !req
190. with a fuckin' 12-year-old,Copy !req
191. two junkie whores,
and a motherfucker
I don't know.Copy !req
192. - You out of your fuckin' mind?
- Fuck!Copy !req
193. - I'm on fuckin' probation.
- Bruce JrMe too.Copy !req
194. We are not involved
with any illegal activity.Copy !req
195. We don't associate
with anybody involved
in illegal activity.Copy !req
196. And Laurie over there?
Laurie don't deserve this shit.Copy !req
197. Brucy.Copy !req
198. All right, check this out.Copy !req
199. All y'all,
let's get naked
right fuckin' now.Copy !req
200. Come on, man. Let's go!Copy !req
201. Get naked right fuckin' now.Copy !req
202. - Let's go, c'mon.
- Bruce JrYou heard what the fuck he said, c'mon!Copy !req
203. Come on, let's go.
Everybody, let's go. Undress.Copy !req
204. Except for you.
Keep your shit on, man.Copy !req
205. Nobody wants to see you naked.Copy !req
206. B.J., take his ass down.
Put 'em in a fuckin' closet.Copy !req
207. Yo, yo, come on now,
y'all. Chill.Copy !req
208. - Nobody, Nobody got no fuckin' wire.
- Prove that shit.Copy !req
209. I don't know who
the fuck you are!
For real!Copy !req
210. Far as I'm concerned,
you're a fuckin' cop!Copy !req
211. Obviously, I'm not
wearing a fucking wire.Copy !req
212. - You paranoid—
- Ah!Copy !req
213. Hey! Hey, hey,
she didn't do shit.Copy !req
214. I'm just tryna tell you—Copy !req
215. - Oh fuck!
- Let's go, c'mon.Copy !req
216. Everybody, let's get naked.Copy !req
217. C'mon, man, let's go.
C'mon, man, hurry!Copy !req
218. Let's go!Copy !req
219. Come on. Let's go, man.
Ain't got all fuckin' night.Copy !req
220. You not hear what
the fuck I said?Copy !req
221. Uh, no, I'm, I'm just—
I'm in, I'm in high school.Copy !req
222. - Yo, yo, hold on, man.
- Whoa there, pretty boy.Copy !req
223. - I'll fold your shit right here.
- Fuck.Copy !req
224. - Okay.
- I've never met a fuckin' doped-out hookerCopy !req
225. afraid to take
her fuckin' clothes off.Copy !req
226. I, I promise I won't
say anything.Copy !req
227. You promise?
Promise fuckin' what?
Huh?Copy !req
228. Lift your fuckin' shirt up!Copy !req
229. - Want me to do it for ya? Huh?
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
230. Fold yo' shit.Copy !req
231. Ayo, what the fuck is
goin' on back there, yo?Copy !req
232. Hurry the fuck up!Copy !req
233. Okay.Copy !req
234. Take your fuckin' pants off.Copy !req
235. See how easy that was?
Get fuckin' dressed.Copy !req
236. - B.J., we good?
- Yeah, we good. Kid had a Glock on him.Copy !req
237. So, now what?Copy !req
238. Hey... Laurie.Copy !req
239. It's really good
to see you again.Copy !req
240. Um... I, I wanted
to introduce you toCopy !req
241. a super-dope
friend of mine...Copy !req
242. my boy, Fez.
He's, like—
He's fire, like...Copy !req
243. Where's Mouse?Copy !req
244. Um...Copy !req
245. You think I could,
like, put my drawers on,Copy !req
246. and talk to you
in the other room for a sec?Copy !req
247. Okay.Copy !req
248. Mouse ain't gonna be
comin' around no more.Copy !req
249. Why's that?Copy !req
250. 'Cause I didn't like
the way he did business.Copy !req
251. Says the guy who brings
a kid to a drug deal.Copy !req
252. That's not a kid.
That's my business partner.Copy !req
253. Says the guy who bringsCopy !req
254. a high school girl
to a drug deal.Copy !req
255. That's my family.Copy !req
256. She an addict?Copy !req
257. She might fuck around,
but nah.Copy !req
258. So you trust her?Copy !req
259. With my life.Copy !req
260. Um, could I put
my clothes back on now?Copy !req
261. Only if you want to.Copy !req
262. I'll get the kid.Copy !req
263. Sorry about all
the hubbub, guys.Copy !req
264. Just being careful.Copy !req
265. So, you all ready
to do some business?Copy !req
266. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
267. That was hon—
Honestly, that was the craziest
shit I've ever experienced.Copy !req
268. What was—
The fuckin' dude
with the long hairCopy !req
269. and the fuckin' gun?
What was his deal?Copy !req
270. That was a fuckin' look,
wasn't it?Copy !req
271. Geez. Oh my god.Copy !req
272. And, and when,
when he took me—Copy !req
273. Fuckin' when old boy, he—
When he took me to the back,Copy !req
274. I, well, I thought
for sure I was gonnaCopy !req
275. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
276. And that lady, let me just say,
she is a fucking gangster.Copy !req
277. She's a fucking gangster.
They all work for her.Copy !req
278. Aye, why you actin' like
that shit was fun, Rue?Copy !req
279. For real.
You're pissin' me off.Copy !req
280. Actin' dumb as fuck right now.Copy !req
281. Goddamn, all smilin'
and laughin' and shit.Copy !req
282. You know, half of that
shit was your fault, too.Copy !req
283. - Fuckin' around, actin' stupid.
- Sorry!Copy !req
284. I'm j— I'm just saying,
serious question.Copy !req
285. How many female
drug dealers do you know?Copy !req
286. - Good ones?
- Yes.Copy !req
287. - One.
- Case in point.Copy !req
288. I know what fuck I'm saying.
Shit's gotta change.Copy !req
289. If I don't find a bathroom,
I'm gonna spend New Year's
with a fucking UTI.Copy !req
290. - Where's the bathroom?
- That way.Copy !req
291. Thank you.Copy !req
292. - Maddy, have you seen Cassie?
- I thought she was with you.Copy !req
293. No, we like got
in a screaming fightCopy !req
294. and she got out the car
in the middle of the road.Copy !req
295. Wait, what?Copy !req
296. - How are you doin' tonight?
- Terrible.Copy !req
297. $2.19.Copy !req
298. Happy New Year.Copy !req
299. What were you fighting about?Copy !req
300. She was drinking
while I was driving.Copy !req
301. - How long ago was this?
- Like an hour and a half.Copy !req
302. Did you call her?Copy !req
303. She's not answering.Copy !req
304. She always answers.Copy !req
305. I know. It's fucking weird.Copy !req
306. Can I see your I.D.?Copy !req
307. Thank you.Copy !req
308. What's up, Cassie.Copy !req
309. - Hi.
- You want somethin' to wash that down?Copy !req
310. Thanks.Copy !req
311. What are you doin' tonight?Copy !req
312. Well, I was supposed
to go to this party
with my sister.Copy !req
313. - Right.
- And then, we got into this really big fight.Copy !req
314. - Are you still with McKay?
- Mmm, no.Copy !req
315. - What happened?
- We broke up.Copy !req
316. - Why?
- 'Cause... we were in different places.Copy !req
317. Yeah, it's the same shit
with me and Maddy.Copy !req
318. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
319. But you're like a,
you're like a relationship
kind of girl, right?Copy !req
320. Trying not to be.Copy !req
321. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
322. - Like what?
- Like, I'm, I'm just tryna focus on myself.Copy !req
323. - Why?
- Because I keep making mistakesCopy !req
324. and not learning from them.Copy !req
325. Would you like
a ride to this party?Copy !req
326. Ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
327. Oh my god!Copy !req
328. I'm soaking wet!Copy !req
329. I'm actually worried.
She was, like, very drunk.Copy !req
330. I'm sure she's fine.Copy !req
331. There's no way Cassie's gonna
miss a New Year's Eve party.Copy !req
332. I'm using
the fuckin' bathroom!Copy !req
333. Nate?Copy !req
334. Shh!Copy !req
335. Uh, just a sec.Copy !req
336. Hold on!Copy !req
337. - Yo, just a minute!
- Open the fucking door, Nate! I have to pee!Copy !req
338. Are you fuckin' crying?Copy !req
339. Can you open the door?Copy !req
340. Shh, there's no
fuckin' reason to cry.
You haven't been caught.Copy !req
341. I have to pee, Nate!
Open the door!Copy !req
342. Calm down,
and put your clothes on.Copy !req
343. - I can't... She's my best friend.
- Open the door!Copy !req
344. I need to pee!Copy !req
345. I'm just usin' the bathroom!
Just a second!Copy !req
346. Fuckin' pee outside!Copy !req
347. Are you taking
a shit at a party?Copy !req
348. - Have you guys talked to Cassie?
- No.Copy !req
349. - Will you let me know if you do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
350. I can't believe Maddy's
so sweet, though.Copy !req
351. Yeah, sometimes.Copy !req
352. Yo, you Rue's
friend, right?Copy !req
353. Yeah, since
like preschool.Copy !req
354. Sorry, I don't know
why I said that.Copy !req
355. Nah, you good.
You met where you met.Copy !req
356. Yo, what was
your name again?Copy !req
357. - Lexi.
- Lexi.Copy !req
358. I like that.
That's a nice name.Copy !req
359. Thanks.Copy !req
360. Aye, yo. Nah, bro.
Get the fuck down
from there, bro.Copy !req
361. Hell no.Copy !req
362. You're so disgusting.
I can smell it.Copy !req
363. - I hear you taking a shit.
- It's okay.Copy !req
364. Hurry the fuck up!Copy !req
365. Cassie
We shouldn't
have done this.Copy !req
366. I need you
to focus, okay?Copy !req
367. What are you
fuckin' doing?Copy !req
368. - I'm all tangled.
- Okay, Okay.Copy !req
369. I'm so scared.
I'm really scared, Nate.Copy !req
370. Hey, look at me.
Look at me.Copy !req
371. I need you to trust me.Copy !req
372. - I need you to trust me, okay?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
373. Wipe your ass and come out.
I need to pee!Copy !req
374. I need you to listen
to exactly what I say.Copy !req
375. I'm gonna break this
fucking door, Nate.Copy !req
376. Open the fucking door!Copy !req
377. You waitin'
for the bathroom?Copy !req
378. Do I know you?Copy !req
379. A lot of people know me.Copy !req
380. - Do you know me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
381. You're the girl I met
on New Year's EveCopy !req
382. standin' in line
for the bathroom.Copy !req
383. Oh god.Copy !req
384. Shit.Copy !req
385. Ooh.Copy !req
386. How you guys doin'?
Happy New Year.Copy !req
387. Wait, did you not
wash your hands?Copy !req
388. What the fuck are you
talking about, Maddy?Copy !req
389. I can't believe you
took a shit at a party,Copy !req
390. and you didn't
wash your hands.Copy !req
391. Yo, wassup?
My name's Travis.Copy !req
392. I would shake your hand,
but I don't wanna get Hepatitis.Copy !req
393. - Yo, can we talk somewhere in private?
- No, because I have toCopy !req
394. fucking pee. Move.Copy !req
395. My goal tonight is
to black out this entire
fucking stupid year.Copy !req
396. - Okay?
- Stop!Copy !req
397. Oh shit, sorry.Copy !req
398. What were you snorting?Copy !req
399. I wasn't.
I wasn't snorting anything.Copy !req
400. Yeah, you were.Copy !req
401. Nah... fixing this
washing machine, actually.Copy !req
402. I work for, uh... Whirlpool.Copy !req
403. Yeah.Copy !req
404. You see it?
It's all messed up,
so I'm just—Copy !req
405. If you tell me what
drugs you're doing,Copy !req
406. I'll tell you what
drugs I'm doing.Copy !req
407. - Yeah, okay, deal.
- Tight.Copy !req
408. Fuck.Copy !req
409. Fuck my life.Copy !req
410. Oh god.Copy !req
411. Wanna smoke?Copy !req
412. Fuck.Copy !req
413. - Oh no.
- You all right?Copy !req
414. Uh... Mm-hm.Copy !req
415. I think I'm gonna need ya
to check my pulse.Copy !req
416. Are you...
Are you for real?Copy !req
417. Who was that guy?Copy !req
418. Literally, the worst
person in the world.Copy !req
419. Mm-mm, I don't smoke
random people's weed.Copy !req
420. Fifty-six.Copy !req
421. Fuck.Copy !req
422. Oh, I think I might be
goin' into cardiac arrest.Copy !req
423. Are you fuckin' serious?
Do you want me
to call an ambulance?Copy !req
424. Nuh-uh. No, I just—
Uh, just, Adderall.Copy !req
425. Just crush up the Adderall.
It's in my sock.Copy !req
426. Didn't we do the same
amount of drugs?Copy !req
427. No.Copy !req
428. Come on,
we've met before.Copy !req
429. - You know who I am.
- Mm, I really don't. I promise.Copy !req
430. Okay, fine.Copy !req
431. All I know is
your name is Travis.Copy !req
432. You were three years
ahead of me,Copy !req
433. and you're like
a DJ or a producer,Copy !req
434. and you had
a song on the radio. Whatever.Copy !req
435. - Hi, have you seen Rue?
- No.Copy !req
436. Yo, Happy New Year, Jewel!Copy !req
437. It-it's Jules.Copy !req
438. Yeah, come on.
I know your name, Jewel.Copy !req
439. Have you seen Rue?Copy !req
440. - Um, yeah, she's somewhere around here.
- Is she?Copy !req
441. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
442. There it is.
Oh, there's my heart.Copy !req
443. Hello, heart...
Thought I lost ya.Copy !req
444. Jesus fuckin' Christ.Copy !req
445. I'm not sure it's
a good thing we met.Copy !req
446. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
447. You're my new favorite person.Copy !req
448. Ah shit.Copy !req
449. Ooh, thought I was gonna
die for a second there.Copy !req
450. Could you imagine
just finding me dead?
Oh man!Copy !req
451. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
452. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
453. So, did you, like,
have a good Christmas,Copy !req
454. or are you Jewish
or somethin'?Copy !req
455. Yeah, well,
my mom's Jewish,Copy !req
456. but she always says if
the Christians can stealCopy !req
457. Christmas from the Pagans,
then the Jews can also.Copy !req
458. You say the Christians
stole Christmas?Copy !req
459. Well, in order to convert
the Germanic PagansCopy !req
460. who, like, celebrated
winter solstice and stuff,Copy !req
461. the Christians were like,
"Fuck it. Let's just say
Jesus was born this day,Copy !req
462. and you can hang
tinsel and stuff."Copy !req
463. How you just
go and change
the man's birthday?Copy !req
464. Well, in the same way
King James was rewritingCopy !req
465. the Bible on one
side of the castle,Copy !req
466. and had witches tryna turn
his pee into gold on the other.Copy !req
467. Yo, how the fuck do
you know all of this?Copy !req
468. I don't know, by reading.Copy !req
469. Do you, like,
not believe in God?Copy !req
470. Damn, Lexi...
you fuckin' fearless.Copy !req
471. Thanks.Copy !req
472. Do you believe in God?Copy !req
473. Hell yeah,
I believe in God.Copy !req
474. Like, there's a man
sitting in the clouds...Copy !req
475. judging all of your
actions and stuff.Copy !req
476. Hell yeah.Copy !req
477. - Can I ask you a personal question?
- What's up?Copy !req
478. How do you justify
dealing drugs then?Copy !req
479. Well, I mean,
my Uncle Carl got diabetesCopy !req
480. from eatin' too
much McDonald's.Copy !req
481. You don't see nobody
goin' after they ass.Copy !req
482. Yeah,
but if I were God,
I don't knowCopy !req
483. if I'd let
McDonald's CEO in Heaven.Copy !req
484. I'd be like,
"Fuck that guy."Copy !req
485. Yeah, that's a good point.Copy !req
486. I have to get back
to you on that one.Copy !req
487. - Did you find her?
- No.Copy !req
488. Well, if you found her,
we wouldn't be hangin' out.Copy !req
489. Oh, yeah.
It's, probably, true.Copy !req
490. I'm sorry.Copy !req
491. When we first
started hanging out,Copy !req
492. I thought we'd
be pretty close,Copy !req
493. but... guess not.Copy !req
494. I know.
That's my fault.
I'm sorry—Copy !req
495. No, I didn't
mean it like that.
I didn't even mean it.Copy !req
496. No, but, I mean,
it's true, like...Copy !req
497. my world got too small,Copy !req
498. and... it didn't feel good.Copy !req
499. It's okay.Copy !req
500. I don't, I don't remember.Copy !req
501. - You don't remember?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
502. - Stop lyin'.
- I don't listen to the radio.Copy !req
503. - Can I kiss you, baby?
- No.Copy !req
504. - Yo, yo. What's good, man?
- McKay, good to see you.Copy !req
505. - Been a couple weeks, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. - Hey, Happy New Year, McKay!
- Wassup, wassup, Lex!Copy !req
507. - Happy New Year!
- Uh, have you seen Cassie?Copy !req
508. - Uh, nah. I ain't seen Cass since, um—
- Yeah.Copy !req
509. - Is she here, though?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
510. No?Copy !req
511. - Well, will you text me if you hear from her?
- Yeah, I got you.Copy !req
512. Yo, it's good
to fuckin' see you, bro.Copy !req
513. - Good to see you, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
514. - Are you good?
- Yeah, no, I'm good, man.Copy !req
515. You waitin' on somebody?Copy !req
516. Why not?Copy !req
517. 'Cause you're
the corniest guy
I've ever met.Copy !req
518. But you're literally
the sexiest girl I've ever met.Copy !req
519. - Thank you. You have good taste.
- Love at first sight.Copy !req
520. - You are trippin'.
- I'm trippin'?Copy !req
521. Yeah... you're high.Copy !req
522. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
523. Come on, pick up.Copy !req
524. Yo, check it out.Copy !req
525. Some girl like
passed out in here.Copy !req
526. Who cares?
You wanna dance?Copy !req
527. Hell yeah, I wanna dance.Copy !req
528. Oh, fuck.
You're really hot,Copy !req
529. but I'm still gonna
take a shit, sorry.Copy !req
530. Oh, okay.Copy !req
531. - Bro, I was just about to ask you.
- Yeah, man, I fucked up.Copy !req
532. But I'm doin' everything
I can to get her back.Copy !req
533. Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.Copy !req
534. - I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- You scared the fucking shit out of me.Copy !req
535. - Happy New Year's. I love you.
- Aw, I love you, too.Copy !req
536. You two are disgusting.Copy !req
537. Cassie,
where the fuck
have you been?Copy !req
538. I called you,
like, 500 times.Copy !req
539. - You did?
- Why aren't you answering the phone?Copy !req
540. Happy New Year, Cass!
I love you.Copy !req
541. Hey, Cass, can I talk
to you for a minute?Copy !req
542. Uh, yeah, totally.Copy !req
543. Why is Cassie acting
so fuckin' weird?Copy !req
544. I don't know.Copy !req
545. - Hey.
- Where'd you go?Copy !req
546. I was startin' to miss you.Copy !req
547. - That's not true.
- Why would I lie?Copy !req
548. You're, like,
the coolest person
in here.Copy !req
549. I just felt like
we were in two different
places or something.Copy !req
550. But what was it
specifically that
made you feel like that?Copy !req
551. It wasn't anything specific.
It was just a feeling.Copy !req
552. You still feel that way?Copy !req
553. Like, we're in two
completely different places?Copy !req
554. Fuck.Copy !req
555. Cass, what's wrong?Copy !req
556. I'm sorry. What's wrong?Copy !req
557. I shouldn't be
anybody's girlfriend.Copy !req
558. What does that mean?Copy !req
559. I don't know if
I'm a good person.Copy !req
560. - All right.
- I'm sorry—Copy !req
561. All right, no.
You ain't gotta say
nothin' else to me.Copy !req
562. Rue?Copy !req
563. Rue?Copy !req
564. Hey.Copy !req
565. To... fuckin' New Year's.Copy !req
566. Yo... yo, you fuck her?Copy !req
567. Nah, man, we were just
havin' a conversation.Copy !req
568. You tryin' to tell me
you took her in that room,
and you didn't dick her down?Copy !req
569. - Nah, I didn't.
- I don't believe you.Copy !req
570. Come on,
tell me the truth.Copy !req
571. That's the truth.
I took her in the room,
had a conversation.Copy !req
572. That was it.Copy !req
573. Are you tryin' to tell me
that you didn't
miss those titties?Copy !req
574. - Come on, bro.
- I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
575. You dirty motherfucker.
You dirty motherfucker.Copy !req
576. - You wear a condom?
- Come on, bruh, chill—Copy !req
577. Nah, you wear a condom?Copy !req
578. - You dirty motherfucker.
- Chill, chill—Copy !req
579. You dirty motherfucker.Copy !req
580. - Yo, where'd you come?
- Bruh, chill.Copy !req
581. - Where'd you come?
- Chill.Copy !req
582. - Come in her mouth?
- Bro, chill—Copy !req
583. Yo, you come
on her belly?Copy !req
584. - Yo, you come in her cunt?
- The fuck is wrong with you, bro?Copy !req
585. - You come in her cunt?
- Shut up, bro. Chill.Copy !req
586. Aight.Copy !req
587. Happy New Year's,
motherfucker.Copy !req
588. Happy New Year.Copy !req
589. What are you doing?Copy !req
590. Smokin' a little bit of weed.Copy !req
591. Uh, could I talk to you?Copy !req
592. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
593. Uh, you can take my chair.
I'm gonna get a drink.Copy !req
594. How you doing?Copy !req
595. I'm good.Copy !req
596. When did you relapse?Copy !req
597. Just fuckin' weed, Jules.Copy !req
598. Like, when did you relapse?Copy !req
599. You want me to be honest?Copy !req
600. Yeah.Copy !req
601. The night you left.Copy !req
602. Yo, I gotta cut soon,Copy !req
603. but... I just wanna
tell you that...Copy !req
604. talkin' to you was
one of the best parts
of my whole year.Copy !req
605. Yeah, right.Copy !req
606. - Why you always doin' that shit?
- What?Copy !req
607. I don't know, like,
doubting yourself and shit.Copy !req
608. Oh, I don't know.
Do I do that?Copy !req
609. Mm, kinda.Copy !req
610. Yo... can I, like,
get your phone number
or somethin'?Copy !req
611. Yeah.Copy !req
612. Um, here.Copy !req
613. I hope to see
you soon, Lexi.
Have a good night.Copy !req
614. You, too.Copy !req
615. - Yo, what's good?
- Fezco Start the car and be ready, man.Copy !req
616. All right, sure thing.Copy !req
617. - Dude, I—
- No, dude, I'm done for the night.Copy !req
618. Wait, where are you going?Copy !req
619. - Yo, Fez said if you want a ride, now's the time.
- All right.Copy !req
620. Well, um...
I guess I gotta go.Copy !req
621. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
622. Everyone, everyone!
One minute till
fuckin' New Year's!Copy !req
623. Jules?Copy !req
624. I'm, uh, I'm, uh—Copy !req
625. I'm sorry about that.
I—Copy !req
626. I didn't mean to be mean.Copy !req
627. Um... I don't know.
I'm just havin' a tough time.Copy !req
628. You know?
Uh...Copy !req
629. I just really miss you.Copy !req
630. I really miss you, too.Copy !req
631. I know that I never, uh,
I never really said it before,Copy !req
632. but... I want to be with you.Copy !req
633. Say something.Copy !req
634. All
Happy New Year!Copy !req
635. Excuse me.Copy !req
636. What's up, man?
You havin' a good time?Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. You make any
New Year's resolutions?Copy !req
639. - No, you?
- A few.Copy !req
640. The last time we talked,
didn't you say you
wanted to kill me?Copy !req
641. Yeah, well...
It's a new year, playboy.Copy !req
642. Oh my god!Copy !req
643. Fezco, stop!Copy !req
644. McKay! Stop.Copy !req
645. Fezco, stop!Copy !req
646. Fezco, get off of him!Copy !req
647. - Stop!
- Chill, chill, chill!Copy !req
648. Chill, chill, chill!
Come on, guys.Copy !req
649. - Careful, careful, careful.
- Pick him up!Copy !req
650. Relax, relax!Copy !req
651. Is he okay?
Is he okay?Copy !req
652. Help me get him up!
Help me get him up!
Come on.Copy !req
653. Wait, watch his head.
Careful, careful!Copy !req
654. Fuck!Copy !req
655. Damn.Copy !req
656. Happy New Year.Copy !req