1. Previously on ER…Copy !req
2. I'm a drunk.Copy !req
3. - How long have you been sober?
- Almost five years.Copy !req
4. So you could sponsor somebody?Copy !req
5. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
6. Why did you wait so long to tell me?Copy !req
7. We got a call
that you were trying to bounce him?Copy !req
8. - From whom?
- Anonymous.Copy !req
9. - Dr. Romano, I felt I had to…
- Not a word, Peter. Not a single word.Copy !req
10. I was hoping you'd give me the joy
and honor of being your husband.Copy !req
11. All right, so we'll put you
on the schedule for next week.Copy !req
12. Start out very light.Copy !req
13. - No trauma.
- Whatever you say.Copy !req
14. Go again. Clear!Copy !req
15. Still in V-fib.Copy !req
16. - Hey, Carter!
- Hey, Dave.Copy !req
17. - Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.Copy !req
18. - Yeah, you miss me?
- What happened to your hair?Copy !req
19. I gotta hop in, chief's training me
on the sternal saw today.Copy !req
20. Hope we get a GSW
who needs his chest cracked.Copy !req
21. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.Copy !req
22. And this jerk just cut us off.Copy !req
23. And I rear-ended him,
and then the air bags went off.Copy !req
24. - That's disgusting. Hi, Carter.
- Hi, Chuny.Copy !req
25. Glad you're back. She drinks anything
she can get her hands on.Copy !req
26. Probably psychogenic polydipsia.Copy !req
27. You want to check her lytes
and then call for a Psych consult.Copy !req
28. - Hey, Carter.
- Hey, Lily. How are you?Copy !req
29. Chuny, Weaver needs somebody
to make a blood run.Copy !req
30. Weaver needs to get
a couple more nurses down here.Copy !req
31. - Can you tell we're short nurses?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
32. - Congratulations.
- John, welcome back.Copy !req
33. Hey, Carter! I got a live one
waiting in Exam 3.Copy !req
34. Freak tore off all her toenails
with a pair of pliers.Copy !req
35. What about me? I need medical attention!Copy !req
36. - The only thing you need is a bath.
- I'll be there in a minute, Lydia.Copy !req
37. Hey, you. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
38. - Oh. I, uh… I work here.
- No. That's an old ID.Copy !req
39. Well, I've been away.Copy !req
40. Dr. Weaver, does this one belong to you?Copy !req
41. Yes, he does.
He'll need to get a new ID from Personnel.Copy !req
42. - You can get it after your shift.
- Sorry, Doc.Copy !req
43. - Why not Christmas?
- Next Christmas.Copy !req
44. No. This Christmas.Copy !req
45. Are you mad?
It takes months to plan a wedding.Copy !req
46. - Hey, Carter.
- Carter.Copy !req
47. - We got engaged.
- We bought a house.Copy !req
48. Wow.Copy !req
49. Congratulations on both accounts.Copy !req
50. Boy! I go away for a couple weeks,Copy !req
51. you guys get engaged, Chen's pregnant,Copy !req
52. Malucci's blond, Admin looks different,Copy !req
53. and I can't seem to remember
my locker combination.Copy !req
54. Oh, you know, the State Medical Board
made us clean it out. I'm sorry.Copy !req
55. Where's my stuff?Copy !req
56. Listen, I'll look into, uh,
getting your locker back.Copy !req
57. - But you can use mine until then.
- Look, I better run.Copy !req
58. Listen, there's a surgical conference
today. We're short-staffed.Copy !req
59. Please don't let your residents call
for any unnecessary consults.Copy !req
60. - Good luck, Carter.
- Thank you.Copy !req
61. We'll talk dates later.Copy !req
62. You ready to rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
63. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
64. Listen, if you need anything, uh,Copy !req
65. talk about a case
or a patient or anything,Copy !req
66. - just come find me.
- I'll do that.Copy !req
67. I will.Copy !req
68. Hey, you got anything good?Copy !req
69. Got a chest pain in 2 hooked up to the 12.Copy !req
70. I think Dr. Greene is free. Thanks, Lily.Copy !req
71. Sorry, Carter, but in order
to facilitate your return,Copy !req
72. - we need to implement a few rules.
- Uh-huh. Such as?Copy !req
73. You're to do only minor medical,
no trauma.Copy !req
74. No suturing. No needles. No narcotics.Copy !req
75. And absolutely no surgical procedures.Copy !req
76. - Uh, that leaves me with…
- The chance to practice medicine again.Copy !req
77. - Let me go!
- Settle down, Mr. DiBattista!Copy !req
78. Let go of me!
Hey!Copy !req
79. Give me some four-by-fours!Copy !req
80. - I think I know this guy.
- Stabilize his neck!Copy !req
81. - Leave me alone, bitch!
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
82. Once you get back in the swing of things,Copy !req
83. you can resume a normal schedule
and do procedures again.Copy !req
84. But until then, it's baby steps.
Why don't you start with Mr. Griffis?Copy !req
85. Gluteal rash.Copy !req
86. Nothing worse than a chapped ass,
or so I'm told.Copy !req
87. - Dr. Carter, when did you get out?
- A couple weeks ago.Copy !req
88. - Well, I got a patient.
- Go forth and heal.Copy !req
89. So who's watching the drugstore cowboy?Copy !req
90. I'm head of the ER.
That makes Carter my responsibility.Copy !req
91. Correct me if I'm wrong, Kerry,
but didn't he develop his drug addictionCopy !req
92. - under your watchful eye?
- Is there something that you need, Robert?Copy !req
93. Do I need to have a reason
to come down and say hello?Copy !req
94. But now that I'm down here,
perhaps you can tell meCopy !req
95. what genius replaced the candy bars
in the vending machinesCopy !req
96. with raisins and rice cakes?Copy !req
97. You're here because
you need a sugar fix?Copy !req
98. We're a hospital. We're setting a good
example by offering healthy snacks.Copy !req
99. What are you, the nutrition Nazi?Copy !req
100. America's poor eating habits
help keep us in business.Copy !req
101. - Did you even take the Hippocratic Oath?
- I had my fingers crossed.Copy !req
102. - Oh, Dr. Romano?
- Dr. Chen.Copy !req
103. Well, I guess I don't have to ask
what you've been up to.Copy !req
104. - Look, I need a favor.
- If it's taking time off, talk to Weaver.Copy !req
105. Maternity leave is a topic
for those bearing ovaries.Copy !req
106. No. It's about my parents.Copy !req
107. I figured you'd run into them today
at the surgical conference.Copy !req
108. - I'll say hello.
- Well, actually, um,Copy !req
109. I haven't told them that I'm pregnant yet.Copy !req
110. I'd appreciate your not saying anything.Copy !req
111. - Um, I want to surprise them.
- How?Copy !req
112. By going into labor at Sunday dinner?Copy !req
113. "Mom's" the word.Copy !req
114. Just a little longer, Mr. Griffis.Copy !req
115. I've already been here three
hours. How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
116. - Hey. What are you doing here?
- Looking for Weaver.Copy !req
117. She's seems to be under the impression
I'm her own personal temp.Copy !req
118. - She's next door.
- Thanks.Copy !req
119. Hey, is somebody gonna dig this wood
out of my buttCopy !req
120. before it sprouts roots or what?Copy !req
121. Would you mind, before you go,
removing some splinters?Copy !req
122. Can't you do it?Copy !req
123. Weaver won't let me use any instruments.Copy !req
124. Oh, okay. Sure. Just a minute.Copy !req
125. You need an ortho surgeon down here
for a closed reduction.Copy !req
126. I've been paging them every five minutes
for half an hour.Copy !req
127. All right, well, call the Attending,
tell them you're Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
128. That usually will scare somebody
right down.Copy !req
129. Excuse me. Dr. Greene?Copy !req
130. I've got a 9-year-old boy who got hit
in the larynx with his skateboard.Copy !req
131. - He's pretty hoarse.
- Uh-huh. Any sub-Q emphysema?Copy !req
132. No. Everything's okay.Copy !req
133. No stridor, good sats
and he's handling secretions.Copy !req
134. - He woke up with pain.
- Visualize his cords?Copy !req
135. Well, our scope is being serviced.Copy !req
136. I paged Head and Neck to bring one down,
but I've been waiting three hours.Copy !req
137. Yes! Yes, it's moved to
the lower right quadrant. Yes.Copy !req
138. We're gonna have to scope him.
Call the Attending.Copy !req
139. Well, I tried, but they're either
in surgery or at some damn conference.Copy !req
140. He's too sick for a jump test!Copy !req
141. Hold on one second.
Dave, do you have a problem?Copy !req
142. Stewart here has had two days
of vomiting and diarrhea, right?Copy !req
143. Corday says it's not a good story
for an appy. Maybe, maybe not.Copy !req
144. But now he's got classic signs including
guarding and rebound tenderness.Copy !req
145. - Did you tell her that?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
146. But she won't come down, all right?Copy !req
147. I mean, she wants me to make this poor guy
get out of bedCopy !req
148. and jump around!Copy !req
149. Thanks, Elizabeth. Follow me.Copy !req
150. Where are we going? Where are we going?Copy !req
151. - Dr. Weaver, did you page me?
- Yes, Abby. Hi.Copy !req
152. - I need those in Exam 4.
- Why am I here?Copy !req
153. - We're short on nurses.
- I'm an OB nurse.Copy !req
154. Are you planning
on going back to med school?Copy !req
155. - Yes.
- Okay, then you might as wellCopy !req
156. work as a nurse in the ER. You'll see
more medicine down here than upstairs.Copy !req
157. - Right, but I…
- Okay, look.Copy !req
158. I'm offering you a learning opportunityCopy !req
159. that'll put you way ahead
when you come back as a student.Copy !req
160. Which should only take me
about two more years.Copy !req
161. It's really not so bad down here, Abby.Copy !req
162. Oh, yeah? Compared to what?Copy !req
163. Excuse me. I'm having trouble
with my card key.Copy !req
164. - What's the name?
- Dr. Peter Benton.Copy !req
165. You're not on the list.Copy !req
166. Oh. I just became a Surgical Attending.Copy !req
167. You're gonna have to park on the street.Copy !req
168. You know, I'll just park in the visiting.Copy !req
169. No, you won't.Copy !req
170. You said you work here and employees
can't park in visitor spaces.Copy !req
171. Well, if I'm an employee,
then you have to let me in.Copy !req
172. I can't. You're not on the list.Copy !req
173. You've got a corneal abrasion.Copy !req
174. - You mean pinkeye?
- Uh…Copy !req
175. No. You've got a scratch on your eyeball.Copy !req
176. Probably some dirt got trapped
under the eyelid there.Copy !req
177. How on earth would that happen?Copy !req
178. I don't know.
Maybe, uh, the wind blew it in.Copy !req
179. Well, the last time I was in here
they said I had pinkeye.Copy !req
180. Ooh!Copy !req
181. And crabs.Copy !req
182. - I think I might have them again. Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
183. Well, why don't we treat
one thing at a time?Copy !req
184. I'm gonna go get some antibiotics,Copy !req
185. put them in your eye
so it doesn't get infected.Copy !req
186. - Will it stop the hurting?
- We'll get you something for the pain.Copy !req
187. - Am I gonna get a patch?
- I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
188. - Hello.
- Elizabeth.Copy !req
189. Have you gone downstairs
to see that ruptured appy yet?Copy !req
190. Rupture? I thought it was a rule-out.Copy !req
191. Well, that was ten minutes ago.
I'm sure it's ruptured by now.Copy !req
192. No. I told you there's a surgical
conference, a rush today and we're jammed.Copy !req
193. If Dr. Malucci fails to give me
a good enough story…Copy !req
194. Hey, I gave you a great story for an appy.Copy !req
195. When we call for a consult,
we need you to do just that.Copy !req
196. Well, thank you for the clarification.Copy !req
197. - What's this?
- Uh, it's just some thingsCopy !req
198. that we need downstairs.Copy !req
199. Well, these "things" belong to the O.R.Copy !req
200. Well, the surgeons can bring them back
once they come down to the ER to use them.Copy !req
201. Hello. I'm Dr. Chen.Copy !req
202. So, Willie, it says here
that you're having earaches.Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. Could you take off your hat
so I can have a look?Copy !req
205. - Ooh. Gee! What happened?
- I couldn't stop the bleeding.Copy !req
206. - Huh. Who did this to you?
- I did.Copy !req
207. - With what?
- Kitchen shears.Copy !req
208. On purpose?Copy !req
209. - Didn't it hurt?
- What do you think?Copy !req
210. I tried to numb it with ice,
but they're still pretty sore.Copy !req
211. Yeah, I bet.Copy !req
212. Now, why would you give yourself
Doberman ears?Copy !req
213. - They're Vulcan.
- Is that like a Shih Tzu?Copy !req
214. Uh, no, I think he means like Mr. Spock.Copy !req
215. On Star Trek.Copy !req
216. Oh. Oh, right, right…Copy !req
217. Okay. Um…Copy !req
218. We'll irrigate the wounds,
wrap them in saline gauze.Copy !req
219. Um, give him a DT
and run in a gram of Ancef.Copy !req
220. - Okay. Psych consult?
- Yes. And I'll call Plastics.Copy !req
221. Psych? Wait a second. But I'm not…
I'm not crazy.Copy !req
222. You mutilated yourself
with kitchen shears.Copy !req
223. Well, how long is it gonna take?
Because the sci-fi convention's today.Copy !req
224. - I'm already running pretty late.
- We're moving at warp speed here, Willie.Copy !req
225. - Hey, I got a present for you.
- What?Copy !req
226. One fiber-optic laryngoscope,
compliments of the O.R.Copy !req
227. - Where did you get this?
- Eh, you're better off not knowing.Copy !req
228. So you pick out a name
for the little bambino yet?Copy !req
229. No.Copy !req
230. Let me get that.Copy !req
231. You planning on something Chinese
or a little bit more Western?Copy !req
232. You know, I haven't really
given it much thought.Copy !req
233. - Hey, you got a minute?
- Oh. Sure.Copy !req
234. I got a corneal abrasion
that needs some VicodinCopy !req
235. and I'm not allowed to write
for narcotics.Copy !req
236. Yeah, I'll take it. There's an otitis
in Exam 2 you can have.Copy !req
237. He presents it as pinkeye.Copy !req
238. - But all he needs is the meds.
- Okay.Copy !req
239. And wear this mask, because
he's pretty rank, and he's got crabs.Copy !req
240. Are you going soft on me, Carter?Copy !req
241. God! It looks like I missed a few things
while I was away, huh?Copy !req
242. Yeah.Copy !req
243. - So how far along are you?
- Twenty-four weeks.Copy !req
244. - Was this planned, or…
- No. Not particularly.Copy !req
245. You know, I gotta run.Copy !req
246. Sit still so the doctor
can look at your hand.Copy !req
247. It hurts.Copy !req
248. We'll give you medicine to make it better
but let us clean out the germs first.Copy !req
249. Okay, irrigate the wound
and start him on Augmentin.Copy !req
250. - Gloria, this looks like a human bite.
- His Uncle Charlie bit him.Copy !req
251. - Did you call Social Services?
- That's Uncle Charlie.Copy !req
252. - Albert's my grandson. Charlie's mine.
- Oh. You're babysitting?Copy !req
253. 24/7 for the past two years,
if you call that babysitting.Copy !req
254. Gloria's daughter got involved
with someone with a drug problem.Copy !req
255. She got pregnant. I got Albert.Copy !req
256. - How long have you had that cough?
- A couple months.Copy !req
257. - Okay.
- It comes and goes.Copy !req
258. - Do you smoke?
- Yeah.Copy !req
259. But I go outside.
I don't light up around the kids.Copy !req
260. Okay. I'd like to get a chest X-ray.Copy !req
261. No, I'm fine. I just need you
to look at Albert's hand.Copy !req
262. It'll only take a few minutes.
As long as you're here.Copy !req
263. - What about Albert and Charlie?
- I can take them to Daycare.Copy !req
264. - You don't have to do that.
- It's not a problem.Copy !req
265. Let's go. Come on.
Let's go to the playroom.Copy !req
266. Okay, I'll get a PA and a lateral chest
on Gloria.Copy !req
267. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
268. - Thanks.
- Ow!Copy !req
269. Grandma! Grandma!
Uncle Charlie bit the nurse!Copy !req
270. Is everything gone crazy?
I can't log on to the damn system.Copy !req
271. Forget your password?Copy !req
272. - Dr. Romano!
- Peter, you're still here.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I had problems
getting into the garage.Copy !req
274. And now I can't even
get onto the computer.Copy !req
275. - You didn't get my letter?
- What letter?Copy !req
276. The letter stating that your privileges
have been revoked.Copy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. Yeah, you remember that
dialysis patient of yours?Copy !req
279. Uh, Fletcher, that's right.Copy !req
280. Well, your tattletaling to the Inspector
General cost me a $50,000 fine,Copy !req
281. which my malpractice insurance
do not cover.Copy !req
282. Look, I was just
looking out for my patient.Copy !req
283. You also cost the hospital
a substantial EMTALA fine.Copy !req
284. Now, I had to recoup those monies
from somewhere, so,Copy !req
285. I was forced to eliminate the Attending
position. It's all in the letter.Copy !req
286. Hold on, Hhld on, hold on.
We can't talk about this in private?Copy !req
287. Why, Peter?Copy !req
288. You didn't seem to feel the need
to talk in private about our problem.Copy !req
289. You just decided to go off on your own.
So now you are.Copy !req
290. - So, what is my position here?
- You have no position here, Peter.Copy !req
291. - You're firing me?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
292. You fired yourself.Copy !req
293. Hey, Cleo. How are you at getting
insects out of little boys' ears?Copy !req
294. Keep him still.
I'll get to him in a minute.Copy !req
295. - Aah.
- I brought herCopy !req
296. to the doctors with a sore throat.Copy !req
297. That was three weeks ago.
She's still not getting any better.Copy !req
298. - Where are we?
- I see tonsilar exudates.Copy !req
299. - What's that?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
300. - It's, uh, pus.
- Gross.Copy !req
301. Yeah. It looks like strep.Copy !req
302. Did you take all the medication
the doctor prescribed last time, Moira?Copy !req
303. - Yes.
- She can't miss any more school.Copy !req
304. I'm going to order a couple of tests
to rule out other infections. Abby?Copy !req
305. Rapid strep, mono spot,
Gram's stain and culture?Copy !req
306. - That'll do it. Thanks.
- Yep.Copy !req
307. Abby, can you find a room
for Mr. Duncan here?Copy !req
308. Uh, sure. Excuse me.Copy !req
309. I need you to suture a head lac, Abby.Copy !req
310. - I can't do that now. I'm a nurse.
- Oh, I forgot.Copy !req
311. - Can you clean it up for me?
- Sure, In a minute.Copy !req
312. Abby, Abby, just the person
I wanted to see.Copy !req
313. Uh, ooh, bear attack.Copy !req
314. Listen, uh…Copy !req
315. I've got a trio of businessmen
with food poisoning.Copy !req
316. Shoot them up with Compazine
and plug them into IVs.Copy !req
317. By the way, you might want to call
Housekeeping for some buckets.Copy !req
318. - Buckets?
- It was an all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
319. Anybody else need anything? Bring it on.Copy !req
320. If I'm being arrested,
I get a phone call.Copy !req
321. - You'll get it.
- There's a phone upstairs.Copy !req
322. - Why are you letting them move him?
- The man's wanted for murder.Copy !req
323. Lucky I recognized him.Copy !req
324. - Once a cop, always a cop.
- This is a hospital,Copy !req
325. not a police department.Copy !req
326. Yeah, they can observe him
in the jail ward.Copy !req
327. If people don't feel safe here,
they'll stop coming inCopy !req
328. when they need medical attention.Copy !req
329. Only the criminals.
I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
330. I think we're done here, Frank.Copy !req
331. - I was still observing him.
- Freaking liberal foreigners.Copy !req
332. It's my decision to transfer or not.Copy !req
333. Yeah, he's a threat to the patients
and the staff.Copy !req
334. He needs to be in custody
and that is my decision.Copy !req
335. Hey, it's not so bad down here.Copy !req
336. I'm gonna give you
some antibiotics.Copy !req
337. But the next time that you want
to pierce your nipples, Mr. Hardman,Copy !req
338. I suggest you go to a professional, okay?Copy !req
339. - You almost finished? I need the bed.
- Yeah.Copy !req
340. - Uh, hey, how's it going?
- Oh, great.Copy !req
341. Actually, it sucks.
I'm not allowed to do anything.Copy !req
342. Uh, well…Copy !req
343. Easy does it?Copy !req
344. You might want to give yourself
a little bit of time.Copy !req
345. Time and scut. I got plenty of both.Copy !req
346. - It could be worse.
- How's that?Copy !req
347. Did you have to pluck maggots
out of anybody's crotch today?Copy !req
348. - Ooh. I had a guy with crabs.
- That's not even close.Copy !req
349. - Anything interesting on the big board?
- A UTI in Exam 2.Copy !req
350. I was hoping for something a little bit
more challenging than a bladder infection.Copy !req
351. - There are no small patients, Carter.
- What about dwarves?Copy !req
352. So, Carter, you've known
Jing-Mei for a while, huh?Copy !req
353. I knew her before she was Jing-Mei.Copy !req
354. So do you know who got her pregnant?Copy !req
355. Even if I did know that, Dave,
I don't know if I'd tell you.Copy !req
356. That's not a definitive no.Copy !req
357. You two haven't been…
Huh?Copy !req
358. Huh? Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
359. Sometimes this medicine
can give you muscle spasms.Copy !req
360. Ooh!Copy !req
361. Don't worry. That's easily reversed
with Benadryl.Copy !req
362. And I'm sure you'll all feel much better
after you're rehydrated. Okay?Copy !req
363. - Abby, you need a hand in here?
- Everything's under control.Copy !req
364. How did you become paralyzed?Copy !req
365. I was hit by a car on my bikeCopy !req
366. and I would've been killed
if I wasn't wearing a helmet.Copy !req
367. - You were lucky, huh?
- You know, I didn't used to think so.Copy !req
368. But now I come to the hospital,
and I see kids way worse off than me.Copy !req
369. It says on your chart that you think
you might have a urinary tract infection.Copy !req
370. Does it burn when you pee?Copy !req
371. I don't know.
I don't feel much below my waist.Copy !req
372. But I can feel pressure on my stomach,
you know, when I need to go,Copy !req
373. and, um, that's when I know
to catheterize myself.Copy !req
374. And how often do you do that?Copy !req
375. About every six to eight hours.Copy !req
376. But lately I've been having to do it more,Copy !req
377. which is usually a sign
I have an infection.Copy !req
378. - You put in your own catheters?
- My grandmother used to help me, you know.Copy !req
379. She passed away in February.Copy !req
380. Who takes care of you now?Copy !req
381. I live in a retirement home. Um…Copy !req
382. You know, it used to be
me and my grandmotherCopy !req
383. and now it's just me.
I know that sounds really lame.Copy !req
384. But it's right across the street
from my schoolCopy !req
385. and some of the old folks don't get
a lot of visits from their families,Copy !req
386. so they like having me around.Copy !req
387. It's kind of like having
20 grandparents, huh?Copy !req
388. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
389. Okay. You might need some antibiotics.Copy !req
390. I'm gonna have a nurse come in
and get a urine sample.Copy !req
391. Um, that's okay. I can do it myself.
I'm used to doing stuff like that myself.Copy !req
392. I'm gonna have a nurse
come in and help, okay?Copy !req
393. I seem to be a magnet
for the weird ones today.Copy !req
394. - Why? What's up with this guy? Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
395. Where did this water come from?Copy !req
396. Mr. Kamatovik,
what did I tell you?Copy !req
397. I found him soaking his blanket
in the sink.Copy !req
398. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a mess.Copy !req
399. - Mr. Kamatovik, why is your blanket wet?
- I was afraid I was gonna burn.Copy !req
400. I have a family history
of spontaneous human combustion.Copy !req
401. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. I gotta stay wet, or I'm gonna go up
like a Roman candle.Copy !req
403. Get that oxygen away from me, unless
you want this whole place to explode!Copy !req
404. Mr. Kamatovik, please just sit and relax.Copy !req
405. I'll turn off the oxygen
in the hall, okay?Copy !req
406. Dr. Chen,Copy !req
407. let's get Mr. Kamatovik started
on a flame-retardant salineCopy !req
408. and get somebody down here
from the special burn unit.Copy !req
409. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
410. Don't worry, Mr. Kamatovik.
We've got you covered. Okay?Copy !req
411. Hey, Chief!Copy !req
412. - Malucci, you okay?
- Yeah. There's a multi-trauma coming in.Copy !req
413. A causeway collapsed
at a sci-fi convention. I'm good.Copy !req
414. Spin a crit, dip a urine. C-spine,
chest and pelvis. I'll be right there.Copy !req
415. - You okay, Cleo?
- So far, so good.Copy !req
416. There were so many. We had to double up.Copy !req
417. First one's a forearm fracture
from falling concrete.Copy !req
418. - Open or closed?
- Closed. The neuro-circ is intact.Copy !req
419. Got a 10-centimeter scalp lac.
No LOC. Olbes got a bad one in 43.Copy !req
420. - What's this?
- Looks like a dislocated shoulder.Copy !req
421. - Neck pain with mid-line tenderness.
- BP, 125/78. Pulse, 90.Copy !req
422. - You got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. Where do you need me?Copy !req
424. Triage the most critical patients
to the beds.Copy !req
425. You got it.Copy !req
426. 23-year-old man, crushed pelvis,
fell at least 20 feet.Copy !req
427. Danny. Danny, where is he?Copy !req
428. - Who's Danny?
- He's my brother.Copy !req
429. - He was standing next to me.
- I think Morales got him.Copy !req
430. He didn't want to go today. I made him.Copy !req
431. - Danny…
- Looks like a bad tib-fib.Copy !req
432. - Please, don't let him die.
- Let's take care of you first, sir.Copy !req
433. What's your name?Copy !req
434. Sir? Sir, open your eyes.Copy !req
435. - Losing the pulse.
- Okay, let's go.Copy !req
436. Blunt chest trauma, tachy at 120.Copy !req
437. Decreased breath sounds on the left. Abby?Copy !req
438. I said we could handle one major.Copy !req
439. They've got 30 critical patients
on scene, Kerry.Copy !req
440. I told them we'd take three major
and 10 minor.Copy !req
441. Yeah, how can we handle critical patientsCopy !req
442. if we don't have any surgeons?Copy !req
443. We can stabilize and triage them
to surgery one at a time.Copy !req
444. I hope that we can, Mark.
Frank, page the surgeons.Copy !req
445. - They're all at the conference.
- Page them.Copy !req
446. - Hey, can I help?
- No.Copy !req
447. - You're slammed.
- Yeah, all the more reasonCopy !req
448. for you to take the minor medicals.
No trauma.Copy !req
449. - Dr. Weaver, we need you in Trauma 1.
- Take him to Curtain Area 2.Copy !req
450. Give me the greatest hits.Copy !req
451. 32-year-old male.
Walkway fell.Copy !req
452. This guy crushed his right foot
under a girder.Copy !req
453. - What's wrong?
- Open fracture.Copy !req
454. Bleeding through the perineum.Copy !req
455. - Pressure's down to 60.
- I'll put in a central line.Copy !req
456. How's the other patient?Copy !req
457. Looks like they're putting in
a chest tube.Copy !req
458. Elizabeth, you should go check on him.Copy !req
459. Well, I can't leave this patient.
Where's Peter?Copy !req
460. - Didn't Romano fire him?
- What?Copy !req
461. No, I saw him earlier. Try paging him.Copy !req
462. - Go on. I can handle this.
- He needs a MAST suit inflated,Copy !req
463. a suprapubic Foley,
and either a pelvic embolizationCopy !req
464. or application of the external fixator.Copy !req
465. You can't be doing all of that at onceCopy !req
466. and I'm certainly not leaving him
until he's stable.Copy !req
467. The other patient has a blunt chest
trauma. He might be bleeding out.Copy !req
468. Well, if he is, I'm sure Dr. Kovac
will come get me.Copy !req
469. - Get me a 3-0 nylon and an OpSite.
- Got it.Copy !req
470. Tell Mark Greene we are closed to trauma!Copy !req
471. Urine dip is negative for blood.
Hemoglobin's 11.6.Copy !req
472. - Get him a unit bed.
- Working on it.Copy !req
473. Third liter of saline up at 15:10.Copy !req
474. Pressure's down to 60.
Tachy at 130.Copy !req
475. I have some breath sounds on the left.
20 of etomidate, 10 of Norcuron.Copy !req
476. I'll intubate. Abby, prep
for a chest tube on the left.Copy !req
477. - Suction.
- Open a Steri-Drape.Copy !req
478. Too much edema.
I need the fiber-optic scope.Copy !req
479. Abby, put in the chest tube.Copy !req
480. I can't. I'm a nurse.Copy !req
481. - This guy needs a chest tube.
- You're gonna have to do it.Copy !req
482. It's a tough intubation. You know how.Copy !req
483. Go!Copy !req
484. Ten blade.Copy !req
485. Hey, hey! Get back in bed, Mr. Kamatovik.Copy !req
486. You're not supposed to be here.Copy !req
487. Are you feeling better?Copy !req
488. There was probably a lot of dust
when the causeway collapsed.Copy !req
489. It aggravated your asthma.Copy !req
490. All right. 60 of prednisone.Copy !req
491. Repeat nebs in 30 minutes.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
492. It's like Mars Attacks in here.Copy !req
493. Got a 23-year-old
male with hip pain.Copy !req
494. BP's 130/85, pulse, 110.
There's no obvious deformity.Copy !req
495. Let's cut this off, please.Copy !req
496. - No! Don't cut my costume, man!
- I need to take a look at your hip.Copy !req
497. - The zipper's in the back.
- Fine. Unzip Zontar here.Copy !req
498. Titrate 10 of morphine and get
an AP pelvis and a right hip film.Copy !req
499. - Where the hell is Benton?
- I think he quit.Copy !req
500. We got a bad tib-fib fracture,
and he's losing foot pulses.Copy !req
501. We gotta get him to the O.R. now.Copy !req
502. We're short surgeons
because of the conference.Copy !req
503. I thought we were closing to traumas.Copy !req
504. - It's a little late for that now.
- I'll get Corday.Copy !req
505. - Liver and spleen look good.
- Bleeding is limited to the pelvis.Copy !req
506. Corday, we've got a patient with
probable compartment syndrome.Copy !req
507. Do your best to stabilize him.
I'll be there as soon as I can.Copy !req
508. Then we need the digital Stryker.Copy !req
509. - Call upstairs.
- No, no. It's under the sink.Copy !req
510. - Dr. Greene borrowed it from the O.R.
- Stole it, more like.Copy !req
511. Never mind. Let him use it. Just tell him
I want the results of the readings.Copy !req
512. - Systolics are down to 70.
- Another two units of packed cells.Copy !req
513. Dr. Weaver, cops are coming
to arrest your pneumonia mom Gloria.Copy !req
514. - For what?
- Frank said it was for writing bad checks.Copy !req
515. - Elizabeth, you okay for a minute?
- Yeah, go.Copy !req
516. - Hey, did somebody get hurt?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
517. Hey, did that nurse come in yet
and get the urine sample?Copy !req
518. No. What happened?Copy !req
519. A walkway collapsed
over at the Tarver Center.Copy !req
520. Run two units O-neg on the
infuser. Type and cross for four more.Copy !req
521. - A lot of people got hurt, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
522. That's too bad.
I bet they never saw it coming.Copy !req
523. I sure didn't.Copy !req
524. Okay. Let's get you up here, huh?Copy !req
525. Oh.Copy !req
526. Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I had to go.Copy !req
527. I would've cathed myself,
but I was waiting for the nurse.Copy !req
528. It's okay. No big deal, Dennis.Copy !req
529. Oh, I'll get to him in a minute, Carter.Copy !req
530. That's all right, I got this, Lydia.
They need you in the trauma rooms.Copy !req
531. - You sure?
- Yeah, go.Copy !req
532. You know, most doctors
don't like to do this stuff.Copy !req
533. All right, let's get you out
of those wet clothes.Copy !req
534. BP's stable at 140/90
in all three compartments.Copy !req
535. His leg is cool.Copy !req
536. He's losing circulation
to the foot.Copy !req
537. Gloria, this is the Zithromax.Copy !req
538. Take two tomorrow, then one a day
for the next four days.Copy !req
539. Is something wrong?Copy !req
540. Yes. The police are on their way
to pick you up.Copy !req
541. - What?
- They have a warrant out for your arrest.Copy !req
542. You know, sometimes I have
to bounce a check to buy some time.Copy !req
543. But I usually pay everything off in time.Copy !req
544. I just… You know what?
I've got two jobs.Copy !req
545. I understand. Here we go. Right this way.Copy !req
546. Daycare…Copy !req
547. Honey, Daycare is up this way.
The fourth floor!Copy !req
548. Thanks for everything!Copy !req
549. - Kerry.
- Tell me that you're here to help out.Copy !req
550. No, but I will take Mr. Kamatovik
up to Psych once we get a bed's available.Copy !req
551. Yeah, I appreciate that,Copy !req
552. but we could really use
an extra pair of hands down here.Copy !req
553. Sorry, we've got our own problems
up there. Tonight's a full moon.Copy !req
554. Stop by later if you want.
It'll be like Mardi gras.Copy !req
555. Anterior compartment
pressure is 68.Copy !req
556. - That's not good.
- Normal is 30.Copy !req
557. He needs a fasciotomy now.Copy !req
558. - You're gonna do this?
- I did one in med school,Copy !req
559. - on a cadaver.
- Well, you can't do it down here.Copy !req
560. If we don't do this now,
he's gonna need an amputation.Copy !req
561. Get Corday on the intercom.Copy !req
562. - Dr. Corday?
- What is it?Copy !req
563. Got the pressures.
An average reading 65.Copy !req
564. I have to open
the compartments.Copy !req
565. - Yeah, well, we're ready.
- This guy's bleeding from his pelvis.Copy !req
566. - You're gonna have to wait.
- Can't wait. We've lost foot pulses.Copy !req
567. - Can you get another surgeon?
- No one's here.Copy !req
568. You're gonna have to talk me through this.Copy !req
569. - Well, I don't think I can.
- You're gonna have to, Elizabeth.Copy !req
570. - Another 0-silk, please.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
571. Sewing in a chest tube.Copy !req
572. When I said you'd get
more medical experience down here,Copy !req
573. this is not what I meant.Copy !req
574. Nurses do not sew in chest tubes.
Do they, Dr. Kovac?Copy !req
575. - She knows how.
- Of course.Copy !req
576. But our malpractice insurance
no longer covers herCopy !req
577. doing anything outside the scope
of normal nursing practices.Copy !req
578. We were short-handed.Copy !req
579. The patient could have died
if she hadn't put it in.Copy !req
580. You let her put in the chest tube?
It's your responsibilityCopy !req
581. if anything goes wrong!Copy !req
582. - She did a great job.
- Yeah, that's not the point.Copy !req
583. - You should've called me.
- You were busy.Copy !req
584. - Step back.
- I'm really almost done.Copy !req
585. You know, step back!Copy !req
586. Get Corday some Pavulon.Copy !req
587. I need some Pavulon.Copy !req
588. - How's it going in there?
- I'll live.Copy !req
589. Hey, do you know if we have
any extra-small scrubs in here?Copy !req
590. - Sure they'll fit you?
- Ha!Copy !req
591. I got a paraplegic kid with a UTI
who just wet himself.Copy !req
592. I want to give him something
to change into and these are all huge.Copy !req
593. Well, don't ask me. I didn't even know
I was working here till today.Copy !req
594. - I swear, I can't win with Weaver.
- Well, who can?Copy !req
595. You know, she drags me down here
claiming it's for my benefit,Copy !req
596. so I can get more experience,
but not too much experioence.Copy !req
597. - Talk to your nurse manager.
- Right.Copy !req
598. And then Weaver completely hates me
if I ever come back as a med student.Copy !req
599. - Oh, you'll come back.
- I don't know if I want to.Copy !req
600. - This place is a freak show.
- This place grows on you.Copy !req
601. So does foot fungus.Copy !req
602. Abby, give Mr. Palmer a CBC, urine dip,
myoglobin, and put in a Foley.Copy !req
603. - Uh, which one's Palmer?
- Three-hundred-pounder with blue skin.Copy !req
604. Excellent. Fat and colorful. Here.Copy !req
605. Hey, well, at least you got
something to do.Copy !req
606. I'll trade you Jabba the Hutt for the UTI.Copy !req
607. I said I was bored, not desperate.Copy !req
608. Abby, Corday's still waiting
on that Pavulon.Copy !req
609. Right.Copy !req
610. Your self-diagnosis was right on!
You got a urinary tract infection.Copy !req
611. Hey, are these for me?Copy !req
612. Well, you think like a doctor.
So you might as well dress like one.Copy !req
613. I'll help you put those on
when I get back.Copy !req
614. I'm writing you a prescription
for some Bactrim.Copy !req
615. If you follow all the directions
and take all the pills,Copy !req
616. you'll be better in no time.Copy !req
617. Oh, and do you think I could get some
extra catheters while I'm here?Copy !req
618. - Sometimes they forget to order them.
- I think we can manage that.Copy !req
619. - Really?
- Sure.Copy !req
620. Thanks. Here, I made this for you.Copy !req
621. Hey, thanks. That's very cool.Copy !req
622. It's supposed to look like an F-22 Raptor.Copy !req
623. - Oh, you like jets?
- Yeah, I wanted to be a pilot.Copy !req
624. Now I make paper airplanes, but…Copy !req
625. Will it fly?Copy !req
626. Yeah. Here. Check it out.Copy !req
627. Frank? Where is Frank?Copy !req
628. - Grow up, Malucci!
- What'd I do?Copy !req
629. You got patients to treat.Copy !req
630. Lydia said you needed
more Versed?Copy !req
631. Yeah. Try another two.
There's a lot of masseter spasm.Copy !req
632. - So when are we gonna meet Daddy?
- Huh?Copy !req
633. The father of your baby.
Everybody's kind of curious.Copy !req
634. How's he doing?Copy !req
635. He's out.Copy !req
636. You know, my pregnancy
is none of your business.Copy !req
637. In fact, nothing remotely concerned
with my personal lifeCopy !req
638. is anybody's business.Copy !req
639. I… I just wanted to meet the lucky guy.Copy !req
640. You do know who the father is, right?Copy !req
641. Hey, I'm… I'm sorry.
I can't help myself sometimes.Copy !req
642. There's something about seeing you
this way that I find very sexy.Copy !req
643. Ugh.Copy !req
644. - I'm gonna order a post-reduction film.
- Whoa. Conscious-sedation protocol.Copy !req
645. Somebody's gotta babysit this guy
until he wakes up.Copy !req
646. Yeah? Well, I guess
that would be your job, Dave.Copy !req
647. Thank you.Copy !req
648. - Oh, crap!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
649. I've got a 16-year-old with gonorrhea
in her throat. Her mom brought her in.Copy !req
650. I gotta find a way to tell her
without her mother finding out.Copy !req
651. - I'll take that.
- No, that's okay.Copy !req
652. - Come on. You've got your hands full.
- Carter, I've got it.Copy !req
653. Lateral incision. Start three
finger breadths below the fibular headCopy !req
654. and carry it down
to above the lateral malleolus.Copy !req
655. How deep?Copy !req
656. First incision just through
the skin and sub-Q.Copy !req
657. Got it.Copy !req
658. Is there anything I can do?
Yeah.Copy !req
659. Get Elizabeth out here.Copy !req
660. What's next?
Now, carefully,Copy !req
661. extend the incision through
the deep fascia of the anteriorCopy !req
662. and lateral compartment.Copy !req
663. - What about the anterior tibial nerve?
- You should be okay.Copy !req
664. Don't cut too deep,
and you'll stay superficial to it.Copy !req
665. - How's he doing?
- Who? Mark or my patient?Copy !req
666. I'm gonna need more type-specific.Copy !req
667. Hey, Moira. Where's your mom?Copy !req
668. She went to find you. She was getting
really pissed off waiting around.Copy !req
669. - Well, it's good she's not here.
- Why?Copy !req
670. You have a sexually transmitted disease.Copy !req
671. What?Copy !req
672. You contracted gonorrhea.Copy !req
673. Wait, but that's impossible.
I've never even had sex. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
674. - What about oral sex?
- That doesn't count.Copy !req
675. God!Copy !req
676. You and your boyfriend both
need to be treated with antibiotics.Copy !req
677. He gave me gonorrhea in my throat?Copy !req
678. Have you had any more partners?Copy !req
679. I'm not a slut. I didn't even
want to do it in the first place.Copy !req
680. Then don't.Copy !req
681. You're not gonna tell my mom, right?Copy !req
682. No. But you have to promise me
you're going to practice safe sex.Copy !req
683. I thought I was.Copy !req
684. Hello?Copy !req
685. - Hey, it's me.
- Peter?Copy !req
686. What are you doing home?Copy !req
687. There was a surgical conference,
so elective surgery was canceled today.Copy !req
688. I figured I'd come home
and hang out with Reese.Copy !req
689. Hmm. Being an Attending
has its privileges.Copy !req
690. Hey, man. Hey.Copy !req
691. Reese, how are you? What's happening?Copy !req
692. Hey. What's this?
What you playing with? Huh?Copy !req
693. Playing with your fire truck?
Want to be a fireman?Copy !req
694. No? What's that?Copy !req
695. Horse? Huh? You want to be a cowboy?Copy !req
696. Looks like I'm gonna have
two doctors in the family.Copy !req
697. How much longer am I gonna have to wait?Copy !req
698. Have a seat. I'm sure
someone will see you in a minute.Copy !req
699. I've been seen. She disappeared.Copy !req
700. - Who's that?
- I don't know. Some black woman.Copy !req
701. She came into the room,
looked at my daughter's throatCopy !req
702. three hours ago!Copy !req
703. - What's your daughter's name?
- Moira…Copy !req
704. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
705. - Mrs. Garvey.
- Oh, there she is.Copy !req
706. Where have you been? At lunch?Copy !req
707. I'm sorry. Had some traumas come in.Copy !req
708. I gave Moira her shot.
She's ready to go home.Copy !req
709. - Three hours to get a needle.
- I'll be right there to discharge her.Copy !req
710. - What did you say to her?
- Nothing. I don't even know who she is.Copy !req
711. BP, 110, pulse, 95.Copy !req
712. Tell them I'll be up in a little while
to put in a suprapubic catheter.Copy !req
713. Tell the blood bank
to send the other two units upstairs.Copy !req
714. - Hey, how's he doing?
- Pulses are bounding.Copy !req
715. May I take a look?Copy !req
716. Did you get your guy's
pressure back up?Copy !req
717. Oh, yeah, after eight units
of packed cells.Copy !req
718. That's not bad for a first time.Copy !req
719. Piece of cake when you follow directions.Copy !req
720. Yes, funny how I can talk you through
a complicated fasciotomy,Copy !req
721. but when I tell you to pick up
your socks, you just ignore me.Copy !req
722. I'm sorry, did you say something?Copy !req
723. Dr. Dave, 14. Death, zero.Copy !req
724. - Nice job on triage, Dr. Malucci.
- Thanks a lot, Chief.Copy !req
725. I can't believe we didn't get
one penetrating chest trauma, you know?Copy !req
726. Hey, we got another one!
Greg Fulton, Exam 5.Copy !req
727. Wanted for assault, battery
and indecent exposure.Copy !req
728. - Hey!
- Sorry, Frank. This isn't working.Copy !req
729. What are you talking about?
We made two arrests.Copy !req
730. It would've been three
if that mother hadn't escaped.Copy !req
731. Between you and me, I think someone
on the staff tipped her off.Copy !req
732. No more record checks on patients.Copy !req
733. - What'd you do with my patient, Kerry?
- Mr. Kamatovik?Copy !req
734. - I got him a bed, but he's gone AWOL.
- Well, he can't have gotten too far.Copy !req
735. - You look pretty good in scrubs.
- Uh, can I keep them?Copy !req
736. Uh, sure. Hey, I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
737. Hey, Cleo.Copy !req
738. - Was that your gonorrhea patient?
- Yep.Copy !req
739. Did you manage to treat her
without Mom finding out?Copy !req
740. Yep.Copy !req
741. Listen, I wasn't trying
to step on your toesCopy !req
742. when I offered to take the case,
I was just trying to help.Copy !req
743. I know.Copy !req
744. Hey, Cleo.Copy !req
745. Do you have a problem with me being here?Copy !req
746. Of course not.Copy !req
747. I told you. He's disappeared.Copy !req
748. What is this?
Alcohol wipes.Copy !req
749. He says he has to stay cool
to avoid spontaneous combustion.Copy !req
750. Yeah. He begged me
to give him a Popsicle enema.Copy !req
751. We settled for ice chips.Copy !req
752. Mr. Kamatovik, are you in there?Copy !req
753. Yes.Copy !req
754. - All right. Come out so we can help you.
- I can't.Copy !req
755. - I'm burning up. I need wet blankets.
- We can get you some upstairs.Copy !req
756. - You want me to bring him out, chief?
- Please.Copy !req
757. Mr. Kamatovik, open up.Copy !req
758. - Somebody call the burn unit!
- Get a gurney!Copy !req
759. This is a modified version of
Ken Blackburn's 1998 world-record design.Copy !req
760. You sure you want to launch it?Copy !req
761. It's a piece of folded paper
until you let it fly.Copy !req
762. - All right. Let it fly.
- All right.Copy !req
763. - Wow!
- That looks like it could go on forever.Copy !req
764. Theoretically, it could, if the wind kept
blowing and it kept finding up currents.Copy !req
765. This is really cool.
I've never been up this high before.Copy !req
766. - Looks like your ride is here.
- I'm out of airplanes anyway.Copy !req
767. Thanks for bringing me up here,
Dr. Carter.Copy !req
768. Well, you make some more airplanes
and we can do it again sometime.Copy !req
769. I'd like that.Copy !req
770. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
771. - You were popular today, huh?
- I know.Copy !req
772. What's that about?Copy !req
773. I'm everybody's favorite nurse.Copy !req
774. But that's the problem because as
a med student, I screwed up everything.Copy !req
775. Everything. Things I could do
even with my eyes closed.Copy !req
776. I think it's all in here.Copy !req
777. You are a good nurse, Abby.Copy !req
778. But you could be a great doctor.Copy !req
779. You just need a little confidence.Copy !req
780. Oh, my God! I'm sorry.Copy !req
781. I can't believe I did that.Copy !req
782. - Abby.
- Yeah?Copy !req
783. You got a code brown with Mr. Pozoni.Copy !req
784. - Again?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
785. Jeez. How much can that guy eat?Copy !req
786. I gotta go.Copy !req
787. I'll see you later.Copy !req
788. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
789. Peter, are you here?Copy !req
790. I've been calling. Why didn't you pick up?Copy !req
791. - I didn't feel like talking.
- I went up during my break.Copy !req
792. - Shirley said you'd been fired.
- Hmm.Copy !req
793. I guess the whole hospital
knows by now, huh?Copy !req
794. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
795. Peter, I was worried about you.
I called Jackie.Copy !req
796. She said you had been gone for hours.Copy !req
797. - What did you tell her?
- I didn't tell her anything…Copy !req
798. …except I didn't have any idea
where you were.Copy !req
799. What happened?Copy !req
800. Peter?Copy !req
801. You can tell me.Copy !req
802. Romano got hit with a big EMTALA fine
over the Fletcher case.Copy !req
803. Good. He deserves it.Copy !req
804. Yeah. Well, now he's taking it out on me.Copy !req
805. Maybe he's just blowing off steam.Copy !req
806. No, I've seen him do that.Copy !req
807. This time he's serious.Copy !req
808. Talk to somebody.Copy !req
809. - Call Anspaugh.
- Tell him what?Copy !req
810. Tell him Romano is a racist,
sexist, elitist jackass.Copy !req
811. Cleo, he knows that.Copy !req
812. You're an excellent surgeon, Peter.Copy !req
813. And you're a good man,
and we'll work it out.Copy !req
814. - How's it going, Carter?
- Good. My day got better. How about you?Copy !req
815. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
816. It was like…
The guy just went up in flames.Copy !req
817. You should have seen it.Copy !req
818. Hey, Carter, you ever see
spontaneous human combustion?Copy !req
819. - Uh, no, Dave. It doesn't exist.
- I was there. I saw it.Copy !req
820. - No lighter, no matches, no nothing.
- He's right.Copy !req
821. I went on a missing persons call once.Copy !req
822. All we found was this old gal's legs,
the rest of her burned to a crisp.Copy !req
823. But that chair she was sitting in,
barely singed.Copy !req
824. So, Carter, how was your first day back?Copy !req
825. It was good. A little slow.Copy !req
826. - Glad to hear it. Finished up?
- Yeah. I am officially out of here.Copy !req
827. Just one last thing to do.Copy !req
828. Sure.Copy !req
829. - You coming with me?
- That's the rules.Copy !req
830. Sorry, Carter, I have to witness
the entire process.Copy !req
831. Trust me. It's no treat for me either.Copy !req
832. - Seen good movies lately?
- No.Copy !req
833. You want me to run
some water or something?Copy !req