1. E.R.Copy !req
2. Previously on E.R.Copy !req
3. I'm a drunk.Copy !req
4. How long have you been sober?Copy !req
5. Almost five years.Copy !req
6. So you can sponsor somebody.Copy !req
7. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
8. Why did you wait so long to tell me?Copy !req
9. We got a call
that you were trying to bounce him.Copy !req
10. - From whom?
- AnonymousCopy !req
11. - Dr. Romano, I felt I had to-
- Not a word, Peter. Not a single word.Copy !req
12. I was hoping you'd give me the joy
and honor...Copy !req
13. of being your husband.Copy !req
14. All right, so we'll put you on the schedule
for next week.Copy !req
15. Start out very light. No trauma.Copy !req
16. Whatever you say.Copy !req
17. E.R. 7x03 " MARS ATTACKS"Copy !req
18. Again. Clear!Copy !req
19. Go again. Clear!Copy !req
20. Still in V-fib.Copy !req
21. - Hey, Carter!
- Hey, Dave.Copy !req
22. - Good to see you.
- You too.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, you missed me?
- What happened to your hair?Copy !req
24. I've got to hop. The chief's training me
on the sternal saw today.Copy !req
25. Hope we get a GSW
who needs his chest cracked.Copy !req
26. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.Copy !req
27. And this jerk just cut us off.Copy !req
28. And I rear-ended him,
and then the air bags went off.Copy !req
29. That's disgusting.
Hi, Carter.Copy !req
30. Glad you're back. She drinks anything
she can get her hands on.Copy !req
31. Probably psychogenic polydipsia.Copy !req
32. You want to check her lytes
and then call for a Psych consult.Copy !req
33. - Hey, Carter.
- Hey, Lily. How are you?Copy !req
34. Chuny, Weaver needs somebody
to make a blood run.Copy !req
35. Weaver needs to get
a couple more nurses.Copy !req
36. Can you tell we're short nurses?Copy !req
37. - Congratulations.
- John, welcome back.Copy !req
38. Hey, Carter! I got a live one
waiting in Exam 3.Copy !req
39. Freak tore off all her toenails
with a pair of pliers.Copy !req
40. What about me?
I need medical attention!Copy !req
41. - The only thing you need is a bath.
- I'll be there in a minute, Lydia.Copy !req
42. Hey, you.
Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
43. - I work here.
- No. That's an old ID.Copy !req
44. Well, I've been away.Copy !req
45. Dr. Weaver, does this one
belong to you?Copy !req
46. Yes, he does. He'll need to get
a new ID from personnel.Copy !req
47. - You can get it after your shift.
- Sorry, doc.Copy !req
48. - Why not Christmas?
- Next Christmas.Copy !req
49. No. This Christmas.Copy !req
50. Are you mad?
It takes months to plan a wedding.Copy !req
51. - Hey, Carter.
- Carter.Copy !req
52. - We got engaged.
- We bought a house.Copy !req
53. Wow.Copy !req
54. Congratulations on both accounts.Copy !req
55. Boy! I go away for a couple weeks...Copy !req
56. you guys get engaged,
Chen's pregnant...Copy !req
57. Malucci's blond, Admin looks different,Copy !req
58. and I can't remember my locker combination.Copy !req
59. The state medical board
made us clean it out. I'm sorry.Copy !req
60. Where's my stuff?Copy !req
61. Listen, I'll look into
getting your locker back.Copy !req
62. - But you can use mine until then.
- Look, I better run.Copy !req
63. There's a surgical conference today.
We're short-staffed.Copy !req
64. Please don't let your Residents call
for any unnecessary consults.Copy !req
65. - Good luck, Carter.
- Thank you.Copy !req
66. We'll talk dates later.Copy !req
67. You ready to rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
68. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
69. Listen, if you need anything...Copy !req
70. talk about a case
or a patient or anything...Copy !req
71. - ... just come find me.
- I'll do that.Copy !req
72. I will.Copy !req
73. You got anything good?Copy !req
74. - Got a chest pain in 2 hooked up.
- I think Dr. Greene is free. Thanks, Lily.Copy !req
75. Sorry, Carter, but in order
to facilitate your return...Copy !req
76. - ... we need to implement a few rules.
- Such as?Copy !req
77. You're to do only minor medical,
no trauma.Copy !req
78. No suturing. No needles.
No narcotics.Copy !req
79. And absolutely no surgical procedures.Copy !req
80. That leaves me with...?Copy !req
81. The chance to practice medicine again.Copy !req
82. - Let me go!
- Settle down, Mr. DiBattista!Copy !req
83. - Let go of me!
- Hey!Copy !req
84. Give me some four-by-fours!Copy !req
85. - I think I know this guy.
- Stabilize his neck!Copy !req
86. - Leave me alone, bitch!
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
87. Once you get back
in the swing of things...Copy !req
88. you can resume a normal schedule
and do procedures again.Copy !req
89. But until then, it's baby steps.
Why don't you start with Mr. Griffis?Copy !req
90. Gluteal rash.Copy !req
91. Nothing worse than a chapped ass,
or so I'm told.Copy !req
92. - Dr. Carter, when did you get out?
- A couple weeks ago.Copy !req
93. - Well, I got a patient.
- Go forth and heal.Copy !req
94. So who's watching
the drugstore cowboy?Copy !req
95. I'm head of the ER.
That makes Carter my responsibility.Copy !req
96. But didn't he develop
his drug addiction...Copy !req
97. - ... under your eye?
- Something you need?Copy !req
98. Do I need a reason to say hello?Copy !req
99. But now that I'm here,
perhaps you can tell me...Copy !req
100. who replaced the candy in the vending
machines with raisins and rice cakes?Copy !req
101. You're here because you need
a sugar fix?Copy !req
102. We're a hospital. We're setting an
example by offering healthy snacks.Copy !req
103. Who are you, the nutrition Nazi? Poor
eating habits help keep us in business.Copy !req
104. - Did you even take the Hippocratic oath?
- I had my fingers crossed.Copy !req
105. - Dr. Romano?
- Dr. Chen.Copy !req
106. Well, I guess I don't have to ask
what you've been up to.Copy !req
107. - Look, I need a favor.
- If it's taking time off, talk to Weaver.Copy !req
108. Maternity leave is a topic
for those bearing ovaries.Copy !req
109. No. It's about my parents.Copy !req
110. I figured you'd run into them
at the conference.Copy !req
111. - I'll say hello.
- Well, actually...Copy !req
112. I haven't told them I'm pregnant yet.Copy !req
113. I'd appreciate your not saying anything.Copy !req
114. - I want to surprise them.
- How?Copy !req
115. By going into labor at Sunday dinner?Copy !req
116. "Mom's" the word.Copy !req
117. Just a little longer, Mr. Griffis.Copy !req
118. I've already been here three hours.
How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
119. - What are you doing here?
- Looking for Weaver.Copy !req
120. She's under the impression
I'm her personal temp.Copy !req
121. - She's next door.
- Thanks.Copy !req
122. Is somebody gonna dig this wood
out of my butt before it sprouts roots?Copy !req
123. Would you mind, before you go,
removing some splinters?Copy !req
124. Can't you do it?Copy !req
125. Weaver won't let me use
any instruments.Copy !req
126. Okay. Sure. Just a minute.Copy !req
127. You need an ortho surgeon
for a closed reduction.Copy !req
128. I've been paging them for half an hour.Copy !req
129. Call the Attending,
tell them you're Weaver.Copy !req
130. - That usually will scare somebody down.
- Excuse me. Dr. Greene?Copy !req
131. I've got a 9-year-old who got hit
in the larynx with his skateboard.Copy !req
132. - He's pretty hoarse.
- Any sub-Q emphysema?Copy !req
133. No. Everything's okay.Copy !req
134. No stridor, good sats,
he's handling secretions.Copy !req
135. - He woke up with pain.
- Visualize his cords?Copy !req
136. Well, our scope is being serviced.Copy !req
137. I paged Head and Neck,
but I've been waiting three hours.Copy !req
138. Yes, it's moved to
the lower right quadrant. Yes.Copy !req
139. We have to scope him.
Call the Attending.Copy !req
140. Well, I tried, but they're either
in surgery or at some damn conference.Copy !req
141. He's too sick for a jump test!Copy !req
142. Hold on one second.
Dave, do you have a problem?Copy !req
143. Stewart's had two days
of vomiting and diarrhea.Copy !req
144. Corday says it's not a good story
for an appy.Copy !req
145. But now he's got classic signs:
guarding and rebound tenderness.Copy !req
146. - Did you tell her that?
- Yeah, but she won't come down.Copy !req
147. She wants me to make
this poor guy get up and jump around!Copy !req
148. Thanks, Elizabeth.
Follow me.Copy !req
149. Where are we going?
Where are we going?Copy !req
150. - Dr. Weaver, did you page me?
- Yes, Abby. Hi.Copy !req
151. - I need those in Exam 4.
- Why am I here?Copy !req
152. - We're short on nurses.
- I'm an OB nurse.Copy !req
153. - Planning on going back to med school?
- Yes.Copy !req
154. Then you might as well work in the ER.
You'll see more medicine here.Copy !req
155. Right, but I-Copy !req
156. I'm offering you
a learning opportunity...Copy !req
157. that'll put you ahead
when you come back as a student.Copy !req
158. Which should only take me
about two more years.Copy !req
159. It's really not so bad down here, Abby.Copy !req
160. Yeah? Compared to what?Copy !req
161. Excuse me. I'm having trouble
with my card key.Copy !req
162. - What's the name?
- Dr. Peter Benton.Copy !req
163. You're not on the list.Copy !req
164. I just became a Surgical Attending.Copy !req
165. You're gonna have to park
on the street.Copy !req
166. - I'll park in the visitors' area.
- No, you said you work here.Copy !req
167. Employees can't park
in visitor spaces.Copy !req
168. Well, if I'm an employee,
then you have to let me in.Copy !req
169. I can't. You're not on the list.Copy !req
170. You've got a corneal abrasion.Copy !req
171. You mean pinkeye?Copy !req
172. No. You've got a scratch
on your eyeball.Copy !req
173. Probably some dirt got trapped
under the eyelid there.Copy !req
174. How on earth would that happen?Copy !req
175. I don't know.
Maybe the wind blew it in.Copy !req
176. Well, the last time I was in here
they said I had pinkeye.Copy !req
177. And crabs.Copy !req
178. I think I might have them again.Copy !req
179. Well, why don't we treat
one thing at a time?Copy !req
180. I'm gonna get antibiotics and put them
in your eye so it doesn't get infected.Copy !req
181. - Will it stop the hurting?
- We'll get you something for the pain.Copy !req
182. - Am I gonna get a patch?
- I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
183. - Hello.
- Elizabeth.Copy !req
184. Have you gone downstairs
to see that ruptured appy yet?Copy !req
185. I thought it was a rule-out.Copy !req
186. That was 10 minutes ago.
I'm sure it's ruptured by now.Copy !req
187. I told you there's a surgical conference,
and we're jammed.Copy !req
188. If Dr. Malucci fails to give me
a good enough story-Copy !req
189. I gave you a great story for an appy.Copy !req
190. When we call for a consult,
we need you to do just that.Copy !req
191. Well, thank you for the clarification.Copy !req
192. - What's this?
- Some things we need downstairs.Copy !req
193. Well, these "things" belong to the O.R.Copy !req
194. The surgeons can bring them back once
they come down to the ER to use them.Copy !req
195. Hello. I'm Dr. Chen.Copy !req
196. So, Willie, it says here
that you're having earaches.Copy !req
197. Yeah.Copy !req
198. Could you take off your hat
so I can have a look?Copy !req
199. - Gee! What happened?
- I couldn't stop the bleeding.Copy !req
200. - Who did this to you?
- I did.Copy !req
201. - With what?
- Kitchen shears.Copy !req
202. On purpose?Copy !req
203. - Didn't it hurt?
- What do you think?Copy !req
204. I tried to numb it with ice,
but they're still pretty sore.Copy !req
205. Yeah, I bet.Copy !req
206. Now, why would you give yourself
Doberman ears?Copy !req
207. - They're Vulcan.
- Is that like a Shih Tzu?Copy !req
208. No, I think he means like Mr. Spock.Copy !req
209. On Star Trek.Copy !req
210. Right, right...Copy !req
211. Okay.Copy !req
212. We'll irrigate the wounds,
wrap them in saline gauze.Copy !req
213. Give him a DT
and run in a gram of Ancef.Copy !req
214. - Psych consult?
- Yes. And I'll call Plastics.Copy !req
215. Psych? Wait a second.
But I'm not crazy.Copy !req
216. You mutilated yourself
with kitchen shears.Copy !req
217. How long is it gonna take?
The sci-fi convention's today.Copy !req
218. - I'm already running pretty late.
- We're moving at warp speed here.Copy !req
219. - Hey, I got a present for you.
- What?Copy !req
220. One fiber-optic laryngoscope,
compliments of the O.R.Copy !req
221. - Where did you get this?
- You're better off not knowing.Copy !req
222. So you pick out a name
for the little bambino yet?Copy !req
223. No.Copy !req
224. Let me get that.Copy !req
225. You planning on something Chinese
or a little bit more Western?Copy !req
226. I haven't given it much thought.Copy !req
227. - Hey, you got a minute?
- Sure.Copy !req
228. Got a corneal abrasion
that needs Vicodin...Copy !req
229. and I'm not allowed to write for it.Copy !req
230. Yeah, I'll take it. There's an otitis
in Exam 2 you can have.Copy !req
231. He presents it as pinkeye.Copy !req
232. - But all he needs is the meds.
- Okay.Copy !req
233. And wear this mask, because
he's pretty rank, and he's got crabs.Copy !req
234. Are you going soft on me, Carter?Copy !req
235. God! It looks like I missed a few things
while I was away.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. - So how far along are you?
- Twenty-four weeks.Copy !req
238. - Was this planned, or...
- No. Not particularly.Copy !req
239. You know, I gotta run.Copy !req
240. Sit still so the doctor can look
at your hand.Copy !req
241. It hurts.Copy !req
242. We'll give you medicine to make it better
but let us clean out the germs first.Copy !req
243. Irrigate the wound
and start him on Augmentin.Copy !req
244. - Gloria, this looks like a human bite.
- His Uncle Charlie bit him.Copy !req
245. - Did you call Social Services?
- That's Uncle Charlie.Copy !req
246. - Albert's my grandson. Charlie's mine.
- You're babysitting?Copy !req
247. 24/7 for the past two years,
if you call that babysitting.Copy !req
248. Her daughter got involved with someone
with a drug problem.Copy !req
249. She got pregnant. I got Albert.Copy !req
250. - How long have you had that cough?
- A couple months.Copy !req
251. It comes and goes.Copy !req
252. - Do you smoke?
- Yeah.Copy !req
253. But I go outside.
I don't light up around the kids.Copy !req
254. Okay. I'd like to get a chest x-ray.Copy !req
255. I'm fine. I just need you
to look at Albert's hand.Copy !req
256. It'll only take a few minutes.
As long as you're here.Copy !req
257. - What about Albert and Charlie?
- I can take them to Daycare.Copy !req
258. - You don't have to do that.
- It's not a problem.Copy !req
259. Come on. Let's go to the playroom.Copy !req
260. I'll get a PA and a lateral chest
on Gloria.Copy !req
261. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
262. Thanks.Copy !req
263. Grandma! Grandma!
Uncle Charlie bit the nurse!Copy !req
264. Is everything gone crazy?
I can't log on to the system.Copy !req
265. Forget your password?Copy !req
266. - Dr. Romano!
- Peter, you're still here.Copy !req
267. I had problems getting into the garage.
Now I can't get onto the computer.Copy !req
268. - You didn't get my letter?
- What letter?Copy !req
269. - Your privileges have been revoked.
- What?Copy !req
270. Yeah, you remember that
dialysis patient of yours?Copy !req
271. Fletcher, that's right.Copy !req
272. Your tattletaling to the inspector
general cost me a $50,000 fine...Copy !req
273. - ... which my insurance doesn't cover.
- I was looking out for my patient.Copy !req
274. You also cost the hospital
an EMTALA fine.Copy !req
275. I had to recoup those monies
somewhere.Copy !req
276. I was forced to eliminate
the Attending position.Copy !req
277. Hold on. We can't talk
about this in private?Copy !req
278. Why? You didn't seem to feel the need
to talk in private about our problem.Copy !req
279. You just decided to go off on your own.
So now you are.Copy !req
280. - So, what is my position here?
- You have no position here, Peter.Copy !req
281. - You're firing me?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
282. You fired yourself.Copy !req
283. Hey, Cleo. How are you at getting
insects out of little boys' ears?Copy !req
284. Keep him still.
I'll get to him in a minute.Copy !req
285. I brought her in with a sore throat.Copy !req
286. That was three weeks ago.
She's still not getting any better.Copy !req
287. - Where are we?
- I see tonsilar exudates.Copy !req
288. - What's that?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
289. - It's pus.
- Gross.Copy !req
290. Yeah. It looks like strep.Copy !req
291. Did you take all the medication
the doctor prescribed?Copy !req
292. - Yes.
- She can't miss any more school.Copy !req
293. I'm going to order a couple of tests
to rule out other infections.Copy !req
294. Rapid strep, mono spot,
Gram's stain and culture?Copy !req
295. - That'll do it. Thanks.
- Yep.Copy !req
296. Abby, can you find a room
for Mr. Duncan here?Copy !req
297. Sure. Excuse me.Copy !req
298. I need you to suture a head lac, Abby.Copy !req
299. - I can't do that now. I'm a nurse.
- I forgot.Copy !req
300. - Can you clean it up for me?
- In a minute.Copy !req
301. Abby, just the person I wanted to see.Copy !req
302. Bear attack.Copy !req
303. I've got businessmen
with food poisoning.Copy !req
304. Shoot them up with Compazine
and plug them into IVs.Copy !req
305. You might want to call Housekeeping
for some buckets.Copy !req
306. - Buckets?
- It was an all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
307. - Anybody else need anything?
- If I'm being arrested, I get a phone call.Copy !req
308. - You'll get it.
- There's a phone upstairs.Copy !req
309. - Why are you letting them move him?
- He's wanted for murder.Copy !req
310. Lucky I recognized him.Copy !req
311. - Once a cop, always a cop.
- This is not a police department.Copy !req
312. They can observe him in the jail ward.Copy !req
313. If people don't feel safe,
they'll stop coming...Copy !req
314. when they need medical attention.Copy !req
315. - Only the criminals.
- I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
316. I think we're done here, Frank.Copy !req
317. - I was still observing him.
- Freaking liberal foreigners.Copy !req
318. It's my decision to transfer or not.Copy !req
319. He's a threat to patients and staff.Copy !req
320. He needs to be in custody.
That's my decision.Copy !req
321. Hey, it's not so bad down here.Copy !req
322. I'm gonna give you some antibiotics.Copy !req
323. But the next time
that you want to pierce your nipples...Copy !req
324. go to a professional, okay?Copy !req
325. - You almost finished? I need the bed.
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. - Hey, how's it going?
- Great.Copy !req
327. Actually, it sucks.
I'm not allowed to do anything.Copy !req
328. Well...Copy !req
329. Easy does it?Copy !req
330. - You might want to give yourself time.
- Time and scut. I got plenty of both.Copy !req
331. - It could be worse.
- How's that?Copy !req
332. Did you have to pluck maggots
out of anybody's crotch today?Copy !req
333. - I had a guy with crabs.
- That's not even close.Copy !req
334. - Anything interesting on the big board?
- A UTI in Exam 2.Copy !req
335. I was hoping for something more
than a bladder infection.Copy !req
336. - There are no small patients, Carter.
- What about dwarves?Copy !req
337. - You've known Jing-Mei for a while.
- I knew her before she was Jing-Mei.Copy !req
338. So do you know
who got her pregnant?Copy !req
339. - Even if I did, I don't know if I'd tell you.
- That's not a definitive no.Copy !req
340. You two haven't been...Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. Sometimes this medicine
can give you muscle spasms.Copy !req
343. Don't worry. That's easily reversed
with Benadryl.Copy !req
344. And I'm sure you'll all feel much better
after you're rehydrated. Okay?Copy !req
345. - Abby, you need a hand in here?
- Everything's under control.Copy !req
346. How did you become paralyzed?Copy !req
347. I was hit by a car.Copy !req
348. On my bike. I would've been killed
if I wasn't wearing a helmet.Copy !req
349. - You were lucky.
- You know, I didn't used to think so.Copy !req
350. But now I come to the hospital,
and I see kids way worse off than me.Copy !req
351. It says on your chart you think you
might have a urinary tract infection.Copy !req
352. Does it burn when you pee?Copy !req
353. I don't know.
I don't feel much below my waist.Copy !req
354. But I can feel pressure on my stomach
when I need to go.Copy !req
355. That's when I know
to catheterize myself.Copy !req
356. And how often do you do that?Copy !req
357. About every six to eight hours.Copy !req
358. But lately I've been having
to do it more...Copy !req
359. which is usually a sign
I have an infection.Copy !req
360. - You put in your own catheters?
- My grandmother used to help me.Copy !req
361. She passed away in February.Copy !req
362. - Who takes care of you now?
- I live in a retirement home.Copy !req
363. It used to be me
and my grandmother...Copy !req
364. and now it's just me.
I know that sounds really lame.Copy !req
365. But it's across the street
from my school...Copy !req
366. and some of the old folks don't get
a lot of visits from their families.Copy !req
367. It's kind of like having
20 grandparents.Copy !req
368. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
369. Okay. You might need
some antibiotics.Copy !req
370. I'm gonna have a nurse come in
and get a urine sample.Copy !req
371. That's okay. I can do it myself.
I'm used to doing stuff like that myself.Copy !req
372. I'm gonna have a nurse
come in and help, okay?Copy !req
373. I seem to be a magnet
for the weird ones today.Copy !req
374. Why? What's up with this guy?Copy !req
375. Where did this water come from?Copy !req
376. Mr. Kamatovik, what did I tell you?Copy !req
377. I found him soaking his blanket
in the sink.Copy !req
378. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to make a mess.Copy !req
379. - Mr. Kamatovik, why is your blanket wet?
- I was afraid I was gonna burn.Copy !req
380. I have a family history of spontaneous
human combustion.Copy !req
381. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. I gotta stay wet, or I'm gonna go up
like a Roman candle.Copy !req
383. Get that oxygen away unless you want
this whole place to explode!Copy !req
384. Mr. Kamatovik, please just sit and relax.
I'll turn off the oxygen in the hall.Copy !req
385. Dr. Chen...Copy !req
386. Let's get Mr. Kamatovik started
on a flame-retardant saline...Copy !req
387. and get somebody
from the special burn unit.Copy !req
388. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
389. Don't worry, Mr. Kamatovik.
We've got you covered. Okay?Copy !req
390. Hey, chief!Copy !req
391. - Malucci, you okay?
- Yeah. There's a multi-trauma coming in.Copy !req
392. A causeway collapsed
at a sci-fi convention. I'm good.Copy !req
393. Spin a crit, dip a urine. C-spine,
chest and pelvis. I'll be right there.Copy !req
394. - You okay, Cleo?
- So far, so good.Copy !req
395. We had to double up. First one's
a forearm fracture from falling concrete.Copy !req
396. - Open or closed?
- Closed. The neuro-circ is intact.Copy !req
397. Got a 10-centimeter scalp lac.
No LOC. Olbes got a bad one in 43.Copy !req
398. - What's this?
- Looks like a dislocated shoulder.Copy !req
399. - Neck pain with mid-line tenderness.
- BP, 125/78. Pulse, 90.Copy !req
400. - You got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
401. Where do you need me?Copy !req
402. Triage the most critical patients
to the beds.Copy !req
403. You got it.Copy !req
404. 23-year-old man, crushed pelvis,
fell at least 20 feet.Copy !req
405. Danny. Danny, where is he?Copy !req
406. - Who's Danny?
- He's my brother.Copy !req
407. - He was next to me.
- I think Morales got him.Copy !req
408. He didn't want to go today.
I made him.Copy !req
409. - Danny.
- Looks like a bad tib-fib.Copy !req
410. - Please, don't let him die.
- Let's take care of you first, sir.Copy !req
411. What's your name?Copy !req
412. Sir? Sir, open your eyes.Copy !req
413. - Losing the pulse.
- Okay, let's go.Copy !req
414. Blunt chest trauma, tachy at 120.Copy !req
415. Decreased breath sounds
on the left. Abby?Copy !req
416. I said we could handle one major.Copy !req
417. They've got 30 critical patients
on scene.Copy !req
418. I told them we'd take three major
and 10 minor.Copy !req
419. How can we,
if we don't have any surgeons?Copy !req
420. We can stabilize and triage them
one at a time.Copy !req
421. I hope that we can, Mark.
Frank, page the surgeons.Copy !req
422. - They're at the conference.
- Page them.Copy !req
423. - Hey, can I help?
- No.Copy !req
424. - You're slammed.
- All the more reason...Copy !req
425. for you to take the minor medicals.
No trauma.Copy !req
426. - Dr. Weaver, we need you in Trauma 1.
- Let's take him to Curtain Area 2.Copy !req
427. Give me the greatest hits.Copy !req
428. 32-year-old male. Walkway fell.
Crushed his right foot under a girder.Copy !req
429. - What's wrong?
- Open fracture.Copy !req
430. Bleeding through the perineum.Copy !req
431. - Pressure's down to 60.
- I'll put in a central line.Copy !req
432. - How's the other patient?
- They're putting in a chest tube.Copy !req
433. Elizabeth, you should go check
on him.Copy !req
434. I can't leave this patient.
Where's Peter?Copy !req
435. - Didn't Romano fire him?
- What?Copy !req
436. No, I saw him earlier.
Try paging him.Copy !req
437. - Go on. I can handle this.
- He needs a MAST suit inflated...Copy !req
438. a suprapubic Foley, and either a
pelvic embolization or a external fixator.Copy !req
439. You can't do all of that.
I'm not leaving until he's stable.Copy !req
440. The other patient has a blunt chest
trauma. He might be bleeding out.Copy !req
441. If he is, I'm sure Dr. Kovac
will come get me.Copy !req
442. - Get me a 3-0 nylon and an OpSite.
- Got it.Copy !req
443. Tell Mark Greene
we are closed to trauma!Copy !req
444. Urine dip is negative for blood.
Hemoglobin's 11.6.Copy !req
445. - Get him a unit bed.
- Working on it.Copy !req
446. - Third liter of saline up at 15:10.
- Pressure's down to 60. Tachy at 130.Copy !req
447. I have some breath sounds on the left.
20 of etomidate, 10 of Norcuron.Copy !req
448. I'll intubate. Abby, prep
for a chest tube on the left.Copy !req
449. - Suction.
- Open a Steri-Drape.Copy !req
450. Too much edema.
I need the fiber-optic scope.Copy !req
451. - Abby, put in the chest tube.
- I can't. I'm a nurse.Copy !req
452. - This guy needs a chest tube.
- You're gonna have to do it.Copy !req
453. It's a tough intubation.
You know how.Copy !req
454. Go!Copy !req
455. Ten blade.Copy !req
456. Hey, hey! Get back in bed,
Mr. Kamatovik.Copy !req
457. You're not supposed to be here.Copy !req
458. Are you feeling better?Copy !req
459. There was probably a lot of dust.
It aggravated your asthma.Copy !req
460. All right. 60 of prednisone.Copy !req
461. Repeat nebs in 30 minutes.
It's like Mars Attacks in here.Copy !req
462. 23-year-old male with hip pain.Copy !req
463. BP's 130/85, pulse, 110.
There's no obvious deformity.Copy !req
464. Okay. Let's cut this off, please.Copy !req
465. - No! Don't cut my costume!
- I need to take a look at your hip.Copy !req
466. - The zipper's in the back.
- Fine. Unzip Zontar here.Copy !req
467. Titrate 10 of morphine and get
an AP pelvis and a right hip film.Copy !req
468. - Where the hell is Benton?
- I think he quit.Copy !req
469. We got a bad tib-fib fracture,
and he's losing foot pulses.Copy !req
470. We gotta get him to the O.R.Copy !req
471. We're short surgeons.
I thought we were closing to traumas.Copy !req
472. - Too late for that now.
- I'll get Corday.Copy !req
473. Liver and spleen look good.Copy !req
474. Bleeding is limited to the pelvis.Copy !req
475. We've got a patient with
probable compartment syndrome.Copy !req
476. - Do your best to stabilize him.
- Then we need the digital Stryker.Copy !req
477. - Call upstairs.
- No, no. It's under the sink.Copy !req
478. Dr. Greene borrowed it from the O.R.Copy !req
479. Stole it, more like.Copy !req
480. Never mind. Let him use it. Just tell him
I want the results of the readings.Copy !req
481. Systolics are down to 70.Copy !req
482. Another two units of packed cells.Copy !req
483. Dr. Weaver, cops are coming
to arrest your pneumonia mom.Copy !req
484. - For what?
- For writing bad checks.Copy !req
485. - Elizabeth, you okay for a minute?
- Yeah, go.Copy !req
486. - Hey, did somebody get hurt?
- Yeah.Copy !req
487. Did that nurse come in
and get the urine sample?Copy !req
488. No. What happened?Copy !req
489. A walkway collapsed
over at the Tarver Center.Copy !req
490. Run two units O-neg on the rapid infuser.
Type and cross for four more.Copy !req
491. - A lot of people got hurt.
- Yeah.Copy !req
492. That's too bad. I bet they never
saw it coming. I sure didn't.Copy !req
493. Okay. Let's get you up here.Copy !req
494. I'm sorry. I would've cathed myself,
but I was waiting for the nurse.Copy !req
495. It's okay. No big deal, Dennis.Copy !req
496. I'll get to him in a minute, Carter.Copy !req
497. That's all right, I got this.
They need you in the trauma rooms.Copy !req
498. - You sure?
- Yeah, go.Copy !req
499. You know, most doctors
don't like to do this stuff.Copy !req
500. All right, let's get you out
of those wet clothes.Copy !req
501. BP's stable at 140/90.Copy !req
502. It's increasing in all three compartments.Copy !req
503. - His leg is cool.
- He's losing circulation to the foot.Copy !req
504. Gloria, this is the Zithromax.Copy !req
505. Take two tomorrow, then one a day
for the next four days.Copy !req
506. Is something wrong?Copy !req
507. The police are on their way
to pick you up.Copy !req
508. - What?
- They have a warrant out for your arrest.Copy !req
509. Sometimes I have to bounce a check
to buy some time.Copy !req
510. But I usually pay everything off in time.
I've got two jobs.Copy !req
511. I understand. Here we go.
Right this way.Copy !req
512. Daycare- Honey, Daycare
is up this way. The fourth floor!Copy !req
513. Thanks for everything!Copy !req
514. - Kerry.
- Tell me that you're here to help out.Copy !req
515. No, but I will take Mr. Kamatovik
to Psych once a bed's available.Copy !req
516. I appreciate that, but we could
really use an extra pair of hands.Copy !req
517. Sorry, we've got our own problems.
Tonight's a full moon.Copy !req
518. Stop by later if you want.
It'll be like Mardi Gras.Copy !req
519. Anterior compartment pressure is 68.Copy !req
520. - That's not good.
- Normal is 30.Copy !req
521. He needs a fasciotomy now.Copy !req
522. - You're gonna do this?
- I did one in med school...Copy !req
523. - ... on a cadaver.
- You can't do it down here.Copy !req
524. If we don't,
he's gonna need an amputation.Copy !req
525. Get Corday on the intercom.Copy !req
526. - Dr. Corday?
- What is it?Copy !req
527. - Got the pressures.
- An average reading: 65.Copy !req
528. - I have to open the compartments.
- Yeah, well, we' re ready.Copy !req
529. This guy's bleeding from his pelvis.
You'll have to wait.Copy !req
530. Can't wait. We've lost foot pulses.Copy !req
531. - Can you get another surgeon?
- No one's here.Copy !req
532. You're gonna have
to talk me through this.Copy !req
533. - Well, I don't think I can.
- You're gonna have to, Elizabeth.Copy !req
534. - Another 0-silk, please.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
535. Sewing in a chest tube.Copy !req
536. When I said you'd get more experience
down here, this is not what I meant.Copy !req
537. Nurses do not sew in chest tubes.
Do they, Dr. Kovac?Copy !req
538. - She knows how.
- Of course.Copy !req
539. But our malpractice insurance
no longer covers her...Copy !req
540. doing anything outside the scope
of normal nursing practices.Copy !req
541. We were short-handed. The patient
could have died if she hadn't put it in.Copy !req
542. You let her put in the chest tube?
It's your responsibility...Copy !req
543. if anything goes wrong!Copy !req
544. - She did a great job.
- That's not the point.Copy !req
545. - You should've called me.
- You were busy.Copy !req
546. - Step back.
- I'm almost done.Copy !req
547. Step back!Copy !req
548. Get Corday some Pavulon.Copy !req
549. I need some Pavulon.Copy !req
550. - How's it going in there?
- I'll live.Copy !req
551. Hey, do you know if we have
any extra-small scrubs in here?Copy !req
552. Sure they'll fit you?Copy !req
553. I got a paraplegic kid with a UTI
who just wet himself.Copy !req
554. I want to give him something
to change into.Copy !req
555. Well, don't ask me. I didn't even know
I was working here till today.Copy !req
556. - I swear, I can't win with Weaver.
- Well, who can?Copy !req
557. She drags me down here
claiming it's for my benefit...Copy !req
558. so I can get more experience,
but not too much.Copy !req
559. - Talk to your nurse manager.
- Right.Copy !req
560. Then Weaver completely hates me
if I ever come back as a med student.Copy !req
561. - You'll come back.
- I don't know if I want to.Copy !req
562. - This place is a freak show.
- It grows on you.Copy !req
563. So does foot fungus.Copy !req
564. Abby, give Mr. Palmer a CBC, urine dip,
myoglobin, and put in a Foley.Copy !req
565. - Which one's Palmer?
- Three-hundred-pounder with blue skin.Copy !req
566. Excellent. Fat and colorful.
Here.Copy !req
567. Well, at least you got
something to do.Copy !req
568. I'll trade you Jabba the Hutt for the UTI.Copy !req
569. I said I was bored, not desperate.Copy !req
570. - Corday's still waiting on that Pavulon.
- Right.Copy !req
571. Your self-diagnosis was right on!
You got a urinary tract infection.Copy !req
572. Hey, are these for me?Copy !req
573. Well, you think like a doctor.
So you might as well dress like one.Copy !req
574. I'll help you put those on
when I get back.Copy !req
575. I'm writing you a prescription
for some Bactrim.Copy !req
576. If you follow all the directions and take
all the pills, you'll be better in no time.Copy !req
577. Do you think I could get some
extra catheters while I'm here?Copy !req
578. - Sometimes they forget to order them.
- I think we can manage that.Copy !req
579. - Really?
- Sure.Copy !req
580. Thanks.
Here, I made this for you.Copy !req
581. Hey, thanks. That's very cool.Copy !req
582. It's supposed to look
like an F-22 Raptor.Copy !req
583. - You like jets?
- Yeah, I wanted to be a pilot.Copy !req
584. Now I make paper airplanes, but...Copy !req
585. Will it fly?Copy !req
586. Yeah.
Here. Check it out.Copy !req
587. Frank? Where is Frank?Copy !req
588. - Grow up, Malucci!
- What'd I do?Copy !req
589. You got patients to treat.Copy !req
590. - Lydia said you needed more Versed?
- Yeah. Try another two.Copy !req
591. There's a lot of masseter spasm.Copy !req
592. So when are we gonna meet Daddy?Copy !req
593. The father of your baby.
Everybody's kind of curious.Copy !req
594. How's he doing?Copy !req
595. He's out.Copy !req
596. You know, my pregnancy
is none of your business.Copy !req
597. In fact, nothing remotely concerned
with my personal life...Copy !req
598. is anybody's business.Copy !req
599. I just wanted to meet the lucky guy.Copy !req
600. You do know who the father is, right?Copy !req
601. Hey, I'm sorry.
I can't help myself sometimes.Copy !req
602. There's something about seeing you
this way that I find very sexy.Copy !req
603. - I'm gonna order a post-reduction film.
- Conscious-sedation protocol.Copy !req
604. Somebody's gotta babysit
this guy until he wakes up.Copy !req
605. Yeah? Well, I guess
that would be your job, Dave.Copy !req
606. Thank you.Copy !req
607. - Crap!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
608. I've got a 16-year-old
with gonorrhea in her throat.Copy !req
609. I gotta tell her
without her mother finding out.Copy !req
610. - I'll take that.
- No, that's okay.Copy !req
611. - You've got your hands full.
- I've got it.Copy !req
612. Lateral incision. Start three finger
breadths below the fibular head.Copy !req
613. Carry it down to
above the lateral malleolus.Copy !req
614. How deep?Copy !req
615. First incision just through
the skin and sub-Q.Copy !req
616. Got it.Copy !req
617. - Is there anything I can do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
618. Get Elizabeth out here.Copy !req
619. - What's next?
- Now, carefully...Copy !req
620. extend the incision through
the deep fascia of the anterior...Copy !req
621. and lateral compartment.Copy !req
622. - What about the anterior tibial nerve?
- You should be okay.Copy !req
623. Don't cut too deep,
and you'll stay superficial to it.Copy !req
624. - How's he doing?
- Who? Mark or my patient?Copy !req
625. I'm gonna need more type-specific.Copy !req
626. Hey, Moira. Where's your mom?Copy !req
627. She went to find you. She was getting
really pissed off waiting around.Copy !req
628. - Well, it's good she's not here.
- Why?Copy !req
629. - You have a sexually transmitted disease.
- What?Copy !req
630. You contracted gonorrhea.Copy !req
631. Wait, but that's impossible.
I've never even had sex. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
632. - What about oral sex?
- That doesn't count.Copy !req
633. God!Copy !req
634. You and your boyfriend both
need to be treated with antibiotics.Copy !req
635. He gave me gonorrhea in my throat?Copy !req
636. Have you had any more partners?Copy !req
637. I'm not a slut. I didn't even
want to do it in the first place.Copy !req
638. Then don't.Copy !req
639. You're not gonna tell my mom, right?Copy !req
640. No. But you have to promise me
you're going to practice safe sex.Copy !req
641. I thought I was.Copy !req
642. Hello?Copy !req
643. - Hey, it's me.
- Peter?Copy !req
644. What are you doing home?Copy !req
645. There was a surgical conference, so
elective surgery was canceled today.Copy !req
646. I figured I'd come home
and hang out with Reese.Copy !req
647. Being an Attending has its privileges.Copy !req
648. Hey, man.Copy !req
649. Reese, how are you?
What's happening?Copy !req
650. What's this?
What you playing with?Copy !req
651. Playing with your fire truck?
Want to be a fireman?Copy !req
652. No? What's that?Copy !req
653. Horse? Want to be a cowboy?Copy !req
654. Looks like I'm gonna have
two doctors in the family.Copy !req
655. How much longer
am I gonna have to wait?Copy !req
656. - Someone will see you in a minute.
- I've been seen. She disappeared.Copy !req
657. - Who's that?
- I don't know. Some black woman.Copy !req
658. She came in, looked at my daughter's
throat three hours ago!Copy !req
659. - What's your daughter's name?
- This is ridiculous!Copy !req
660. - Mrs. Garvey.
- There she is.Copy !req
661. - Where have you been? At lunch?
- I had some traumas come in.Copy !req
662. I gave Moira her shot.
She's ready to go home.Copy !req
663. - Three hours to get a needle.
- I'll be right there to discharge her.Copy !req
664. - What did you say to her?
- Nothing. I don't even know who she is.Copy !req
665. BP, 110, pulse, 95.Copy !req
666. I'll be up in a little while
to put in a suprapubic catheter.Copy !req
667. Tell the blood bank
to send the other two units upstairs.Copy !req
668. - Hey, how's he doing?
- Pulses are bounding.Copy !req
669. May I take a look?Copy !req
670. Did you get your guy's pressure
back up?Copy !req
671. Yeah, after eight units
of packed cells.Copy !req
672. That's not bad for a first time.Copy !req
673. Piece of cake
when you follow directions.Copy !req
674. Yes, funny how I can talk you through
a complicated fasciotomy...Copy !req
675. but when I tell you to pick up
your socks, you ignore me.Copy !req
676. I'm sorry, did you say something?Copy !req
677. Dr. 14. Zero.Copy !req
678. - Nice job on triage, Dr. Malucci.
- Thanks a lot, chief.Copy !req
679. I can't believe we didn't get
one penetrating chest trauma.Copy !req
680. Hey, we got another one!
Greg Fulton, Exam 5.Copy !req
681. Wanted for assault, battery
and indecent exposure.Copy !req
682. - Hey!
- Sorry, Frank. This isn't working.Copy !req
683. What? We made two arrests.Copy !req
684. It would've been three
if that mother hadn't escaped.Copy !req
685. - I think someone tipped her off.
- No more record checks on patients.Copy !req
686. - What'd you do with my patient?
- Mr. Kamatovik?Copy !req
687. I got him a bed, but he's gone AWOL.Copy !req
688. Well, he can't have gotten too far.Copy !req
689. - You look pretty good in scrubs.
- Can I keep them?Copy !req
690. Sure.
Hey, I'll be right back.Copy !req
691. Hey, Cleo.Copy !req
692. - Was that your gonorrhea patient?
- Yep.Copy !req
693. Did you manage to treat her
without Mom finding out?Copy !req
694. Listen, I wasn't trying to step
in your toes...Copy !req
695. when I offered to take the case,
I was just trying to help.Copy !req
696. I know.Copy !req
697. Hey, Cleo.Copy !req
698. Do you have a problem
with me being here?Copy !req
699. Of course not.Copy !req
700. I told you. He's disappeared.Copy !req
701. - What is this?
- Alcohol wipes.Copy !req
702. He says he has to stay cool
to avoid spontaneous combustion.Copy !req
703. Yeah. He begged me
to give him a Popsicle enema.Copy !req
704. We settled for ice chips.Copy !req
705. Mr. Kamatovik, are you in there?Copy !req
706. Yes.Copy !req
707. - All right. Come out so we can help you.
- I can't.Copy !req
708. - I'm burning up. I need wet blankets.
- We can get you some upstairs.Copy !req
709. - You want me to bring him out, chief?
- Please.Copy !req
710. Mr. Kamatovik, open up.Copy !req
711. - Somebody call the burn unit!
- Get a gurney!Copy !req
712. This is a modified version of Ken
Blackburn's 1998 world-record design.Copy !req
713. - You sure you want to launch it?
- It's folded paper until you let it fly.Copy !req
714. - All right. Let it fly.
- All right.Copy !req
715. - Wow!
- That looks like it could go on forever.Copy !req
716. Theoretically, it could, if the wind kept
blowing and it kept finding up currents.Copy !req
717. This is really cool.
I've never been up this high before.Copy !req
718. - Looks like your ride is here.
- I'm out of airplanes anyway.Copy !req
719. Thanks for bringing me up here,
Dr. Carter.Copy !req
720. Make some more airplanes
and we can do it again sometime.Copy !req
721. I'd like that.Copy !req
722. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
723. - You were popular today, huh?
- I know.Copy !req
724. What's that about?Copy !req
725. I'm everybody's favorite nurse.Copy !req
726. But that's the problem because as
a med student, I screwed up everything.Copy !req
727. Everything. Things I could do
even with my eyes closed.Copy !req
728. I think it's all in here.Copy !req
729. You are a good nurse, Abby.
But you could be a great doctor.Copy !req
730. You just need a little confidence.Copy !req
731. Oh, my God! I'm sorry.Copy !req
732. I can't believe I did that.Copy !req
733. - Abby.
- Yeah?Copy !req
734. You got a code brown
with Mr. Pozoni.Copy !req
735. Again? Jeez.
How much can that guy eat?Copy !req
736. I gotta go.Copy !req
737. I'll see you later.Copy !req
738. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
739. Peter, are you here?Copy !req
740. I've been calling.
Why didn't you pick up?Copy !req
741. - I didn't feel like talking.
- I went during my break.Copy !req
742. Shirley said you'd been fired.Copy !req
743. I guess the whole hospital
knows by now.Copy !req
744. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
745. Peter, I was worried. I called Jackie.
She said you had been gone for hours.Copy !req
746. - What did you tell her?
- I didn't tell her anything...Copy !req
747. except I didn't have any idea
where you were.Copy !req
748. What happened?Copy !req
749. Peter?Copy !req
750. You can tell me.Copy !req
751. Romano got hit with a big EMTALA fine
over the Fletcher case.Copy !req
752. Good. He deserves it.Copy !req
753. Yeah. Well, now he's taking it
out on me.Copy !req
754. - Maybe he's just blowing off steam.
- No, I've seen him do that.Copy !req
755. This time he's serious.Copy !req
756. Talk to somebody.Copy !req
757. - Call Anspaugh.
- Tell him what?Copy !req
758. Tell him Romano is a racist,
sexist, elitist jackass.Copy !req
759. Cleo, he knows that.Copy !req
760. You're an excellent surgeon, Peter.Copy !req
761. And you're a good man,
and we'll work it out.Copy !req
762. - How's it going?
- My day got better. You?Copy !req
763. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
764. It was like the guy just went up in
flames. You should have seen it.Copy !req
765. Hey, Carter, you ever see
spontaneous human combustion?Copy !req
766. - No, Dave. It doesn't exist.
- I was there. I saw it.Copy !req
767. - No lighter, no matches, no nothing.
- I went on a missing persons call once.Copy !req
768. All we found was this gal's legs,
the rest of her burned to a crisp.Copy !req
769. But that chair she was sitting in-
Barely singed.Copy !req
770. So, Carter, how was
your first day back?Copy !req
771. It was good. A little slow.Copy !req
772. - Glad to hear it. Finished up?
- Yeah. I am officially out of here.Copy !req
773. Just one last thing to do.Copy !req
774. Sure.Copy !req
775. - You coming with me?
- That's the rules.Copy !req
776. Sorry, I have to witness
the entire process.Copy !req
777. Trust me. It's no treat for me either.Copy !req
778. - Seen any good movies lately?
- No.Copy !req
779. You want me to run
some water or something?Copy !req