1. E.R.Copy !req
2. Previously on E.R.Copy !req
3. Abby, your mother needs hospitalization,
not a road trip with you and Carter!Copy !req
4. Yeah, Luka. We're doing it
for the fun of it.Copy !req
5. - She's been suicidal?
- If you count attempted suicide.Copy !req
6. Maggie? Maggie, can you hear me?Copy !req
7. Maggie!Copy !req
8. - Did she take something?
- I don't know. Sit her up.Copy !req
9. She took something.Copy !req
10. - Where'd she get it from?
- Call the paramedics!Copy !req
11. Breaths are shallow,
but I think her airway's clear.Copy !req
12. - She's seizing!
- Watch the tube!Copy !req
13. - Somebody help me keep her head steady.
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
14. "OAKVILLE RESIDENTIAL CARE"Copy !req
15. E.R. 7x20 "FEAR OF COMMITMENT"Copy !req
16. Hi, I'm looking for Carl Ferris.
He's not in his room.Copy !req
17. How much longer?Copy !req
18. Trudy!Copy !req
19. - Where's the damn ambulance?
- They're on their way.Copy !req
20. - What's the problem?
- Nothing to concern yourself with.Copy !req
21. - I'm a doctor.
- Then get in here!Copy !req
22. I think this guy's having
a heart attack!Copy !req
23. Make way! Doctor coming in!
Bernice, shake a leg.Copy !req
24. Mr. Ferris?
Are you having pain in your chest?Copy !req
25. Well, he says yes.
It's like someone's squeezing his heart.Copy !req
26. No, no, no. It's more like
he's been punched in the chest.Copy !req
27. - When did it start?
- A few hours ago.Copy !req
28. Give me your stethoscope.
Let's sit him up. Here we go.Copy !req
29. Easy.Copy !req
30. - He needs oxygen.
- We're board and care.Copy !req
31. We don't have any.Copy !req
32. - Jerry, I need your oxygen.
- Get your hands off that!Copy !req
33. That's mine!
How am I supposed to breathe now?Copy !req
34. - He's in CHF.
- Oh, CHF.Copy !req
35. - What's that?
- Congestive heart failure.Copy !req
36. - I just take blood pressures.
- I know CPR.Copy !req
37. - Dr. Benton?
- He's in rapid A-fib. Let's start a line.Copy !req
38. Oh, my God. Look at this.Copy !req
39. We can't take orders
unless you stay with us.Copy !req
40. All right.
Five liters O-2 on a nasal cannula.Copy !req
41. Let's get him on the gurney.Copy !req
42. - Hang in there, Carl!
- Yeah, you're gonna be fine.Copy !req
43. His lungs are wet. We need to treat
as failure. Nitro spray in five minutes.Copy !req
44. Forty of Lasix and titrate up to 10 of
morphine. Keep his pressure above 100.Copy !req
45. - Lasix and MS.
- What's happening?Copy !req
46. You've got fluid in your lungs.Copy !req
47. - Ten of morphine.
- This might make you drowsy, okay?Copy !req
48. Pressure's holding at 110.
Pulse down to 100.Copy !req
49. - Am I gonna make it?
- You're doing fine. You're gonna be-Copy !req
50. - Anybody hurt?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
51. - Are you okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
52. - What happened?
- He came out of nowhere.Copy !req
53. - Sir, does your neck hurt?
- A little.Copy !req
54. - He pulled out right in front of me.
- I didn't see you.Copy !req
55. - Don't move your head.
- I had my lights and sirens on.Copy !req
56. - I'll go call another rig.
- No, we'll take him with us.Copy !req
57. E.R.Copy !req
58. I don't wash my hair.
I never wash my hair. It helps.Copy !req
59. You shouldn't wash your hair every day.
It gets rid of the natural oils.Copy !req
60. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
61. - Abby. What are you doing here?
- I'm on a break.Copy !req
62. If you comb it too much,
you'll damage the ends.Copy !req
63. - How are you feeling?
- Better.Copy !req
64. - Now it's full of static electricity.
- Winona, your hair looks fine. Really.Copy !req
65. I don't think she knows where she is.Copy !req
66. Time for your meds, Maggie.Copy !req
67. I think Winona needs to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
68. - She gets agitated when she has to pee.
- Thanks.Copy !req
69. - You need to use the bathroom, Winona?
- I need to fix my hair.Copy !req
70. Okay. I'll be right back.Copy !req
71. You're gonna have to stay here
for a little while.Copy !req
72. They're keeping you on a 90-day hold.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. No, it's me. I should never have
put you through all of that. It's me.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry.Copy !req
76. Trauma panel, C-spine, chest and pelvis.
Prep the left chest.Copy !req
77. - Where does it hurt?
- My chest and stomach.Copy !req
78. - Any headache or neck pain?
- No.Copy !req
79. No loss of consciousness.Copy !req
80. - Someone you'd like us to call?
- My mom.Copy !req
81. Let's infiltrate with lidocaine, Malucci.Copy !req
82. - Where you going?
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
83. CBC, chem panel, cardiac enzymes,
12-lead EKG and a portable chest.Copy !req
84. He was in A-fib
with a rapid ventricular response.Copy !req
85. - Heart rate's 88, irregular.
- He's in CHF. How about some Lasix?Copy !req
86. We gave him 40.
How you doing, Mr. Ferris?Copy !req
87. - You tell me.
- Don't worry. You'll be okay.Copy !req
88. I've gotta go work on the crash victim.
Dr. Kovac will take care of you, okay?Copy !req
89. Let me see that EKG
as soon as it comes back.Copy !req
90. Lidocaine's on,
second liter of saline is up.Copy !req
91. - Do the ultrasound, Malucci.
- Pulse ox, 89 on two liters.Copy !req
92. Up it to five. 32 French. Thank you.Copy !req
93. Open a chest-tube tray.
Set up Thora-Seal to low suction.Copy !req
94. Get serial crits, due 20 minutes, okay?Copy !req
95. Damn it!Copy !req
96. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.Copy !req
97. Pulse ox down to 85.Copy !req
98. - Hurt yourself?
- No.Copy !req
99. - I can give it a try if you want.
- I'm fine. Open another tube.Copy !req
100. Shove this under the desk. It's
Mr. Simpson's. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
101. Abby, shouldn't you be
at the courthouse?Copy !req
102. Your mother was just transported
to her commitment hearing.Copy !req
103. - Aren't you supposed to testify?
- What commitment hearing?Copy !req
104. State Attorney's Office
should have called.Copy !req
105. Well, nobody called me.Copy !req
106. Okay. Your mother has contested
her certificate of commitment.Copy !req
107. By law, she is entitled to a hearing
in front of a judge.Copy !req
108. - And, what, he could release her?
- Technically.Copy !req
109. Attempted suicide is a good argument for
a 90-day hold, but since you witnessed-Copy !req
110. - When is this happening?
15, county courthouse.Copy !req
111. - Tube placement looks good.
- Pressure's up to 120.Copy !req
112. I'll meet you at the elevator.
How we doing?Copy !req
113. No chest pain after two more nitros.Copy !req
114. - Where are you admitting him?
- He's fifth in line for Tele admit.Copy !req
115. How long will that take?Copy !req
116. Sometimes we rule out Ml,
send them home.Copy !req
117. He spent two days in the ER last time.Copy !req
118. It's okay. I'll sort this out and get you
a bed as soon as I'm done in the O.R.Copy !req
119. - Thank you, Peter.
- Sure.Copy !req
120. She sat there and let me apologize to her,
and she knew she was going to court.Copy !req
121. She didn't wanna get you involved.Copy !req
122. Or doesn't want me
to testify against her.Copy !req
123. - Are you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
124. I have to find this state's attorney,
whoever that is.Copy !req
125. - I'll go with you.
- No.Copy !req
126. - I can get somebody to cover.
- I can't wait.Copy !req
127. You shouldn't have
to do this by yourself.Copy !req
128. I shouldn't have to do this at all.Copy !req
129. - You'd rather Carter go with you?
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
130. He helped you deal with her before.Copy !req
131. I'll call you later.Copy !req
132. Nice basket.
Is that for Greene and Corday?Copy !req
133. - Yeah, and you still owe $50.
- Fifty? For that?Copy !req
134. We got them a baby video monitor.
Nurses pitched in 20, doctors 50.Copy !req
135. I pay the same as Benton and Weaver?Copy !req
136. - Aren't you a doctor?
- That's debatable.Copy !req
137. - Cleo, can you take a lady in Exam 2?
- I'm already juggling seven patients.Copy !req
138. I'll trade you one.
Then can you lend me 50 bucks?Copy !req
139. Jing-Mei. I got a woman in Exam 2...Copy !req
140. who hasn't had a bowel movement
in over a week. She needs a rectal.Copy !req
141. - So do it.
- Well, she threatened to Mace me.Copy !req
142. - You should be used to that.
- Take this one.Copy !req
143. No. Forget it.Copy !req
144. - What's the problem here?
- I don't know. Maybe it's your B.S.Copy !req
145. - Or maybe it's PMS.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
146. Look, I'm just saying-Copy !req
147. It's okay for you to dump a patient on
me and for you to refuse any handoffs.Copy !req
148. But the minute I do,
it's because I'm a bitch...Copy !req
149. - ... or that time of the month! Screw you.
- Forget it.Copy !req
150. - I'll leave.
- I'm tired of your crap!Copy !req
151. - Another 2-0 silk.
- Pressure's holding at 120.Copy !req
152. Dr. Benton, what are you
still doing in here?Copy !req
153. The gastrosplenic and splenorenal
were very vascular.Copy !req
154. - Are you suturing with your left hand?
- Yes, I'm ambidextrous.Copy !req
155. Like hell. I've seen third-year
medical students sew faster.Copy !req
156. Let me see you use your right hand.Copy !req
157. - Sterile gloves. What happened?
- I may have bruised my wrist.Copy !req
158. - How?
- Fell to an outstretched hand.Copy !req
159. Perfect mechanism for a fracture.
Get your hands out of the field, Peter.Copy !req
160. - What?
- Hold them out like this. Fingers spread.Copy !req
161. - Your radius and ulna feel okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
162. Point tenderness at the snuff box. We
call that a scaphoid fracture. Scrub out.Copy !req
163. - I can finish. I'm almost done.
- No, you are done.Copy !req
164. If this poor devil
had some complication...Copy !req
165. and his lawyers discovered you were
operating with the wrong hand...Copy !req
166. we both might as well bend over.Copy !req
167. Be thankful you're not a racehorse, Peter.
I'd have to take you out and shoot you.Copy !req
168. - Dr. Benton, your wife's here.
- What? I'm not married.Copy !req
169. - I'm sorry. Carla.
- Where is she?Copy !req
170. - How long have you had the pain?
- A few hours.Copy !req
171. - When was your last period?
- Seven weeks ago.Copy !req
172. When I didn't get it, I did a home
pregnancy test. It was positive.Copy !req
173. - That was two weeks ago.
- Have you seen your gynecologist?Copy !req
174. - You have a history of migraines?
- Yeah.Copy !req
175. And are you on any medication?Copy !req
176. Inderal and sumatriptan. But they're
not helping. It just keeps getting worse.Copy !req
177. - So where's the pain?
- It's all around my right eye.Copy !req
178. - How many other pregnancies?
- This is my first.Copy !req
179. - Am I having a miscarriage?
- I can't tell until we do some tests.Copy !req
180. And a pelvic exam as well.Copy !req
181. It pounds with every heartbeat.
I think it's the numbers.Copy !req
182. What, you're an accountant
or something?Copy !req
183. No, binary numbers.
Ones and zeros. Electronic data.Copy !req
184. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
185. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
186. - Deb.
- What?Copy !req
187. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
188. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
189. Freaky.Copy !req
190. I warned you!Copy !req
191. - What happened?
- Patient Maced him.Copy !req
192. - You happy now?
- Flush his eyes with saline. Call Security.Copy !req
193. Give me that pepper spray.
Give it to me!Copy !req
194. Do you want me
to have you arrested?Copy !req
195. I told him not to touch me
or my personal possessions.Copy !req
196. Dr. Malucci was only trying to help you.
You could have seriously injured him.Copy !req
197. Well, I hope I taught him
some manners.Copy !req
198. - Have you been in this ER before?
- I've been in a lot ERs.Copy !req
199. And to be honest,
this one's substandard.Copy !req
200. Maybe you'd feel
more comfortable in jail.Copy !req
201. They used to drown redheaded babies
because they thought they were evil.Copy !req
202. And they used to burn crazy people
who they thought were witches.Copy !req
203. I just need something to help me go to
the bathroom. Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
204. - She's historically non-med compliant?
- Well, she has phases.Copy !req
205. - But this time she's been off for about-
- Ma'am.Copy !req
206. Six months.Copy !req
207. - How many serious suicide attempts?
- This one makes three.Copy !req
208. - Don't you know this stuff?
- Just reviewing before we go in.Copy !req
209. I got the case this morning.Copy !req
210. - Hey, Marty. You got Wyninski?
- Wyczenski.Copy !req
211. - Wyczenski. Sorry.
- Yeah. Drug overdose.Copy !req
212. So you're stipulating
to an attempted suicide, right?Copy !req
213. No, but nice try. No intent.Copy !req
214. - I'm sorry, what was your name again?
- Abby.Copy !req
215. - Did you witness the attempt, Abby?
- I was with her.Copy !req
216. She took the pills in a bathroom.
Who was that?Copy !req
217. Your mother's public defender.
Since they won't stipulate...Copy !req
218. I'll have you testify to the intention
and lethality of the attempt.Copy !req
219. - Nobody called me to testify.
- That's why you're here, right?Copy !req
220. You want your mother
to stay committed.Copy !req
221. Well, yes, but somebody should have-Copy !req
222. Okay. You're here now.Copy !req
223. Come on.Copy !req
224. I think we pretty much
have it all...Copy !req
225. Just answer all the questions
that we talked about.Copy !req
226. All right.Copy !req
227. Peter, I thought you would
never get here.Copy !req
228. - What happened?
- I was carrying Reece.Copy !req
229. I stepped in a grate in the sidewalk
and twisted my ankle so bad...Copy !req
230. I thought I was going to pass out.Copy !req
231. Was he hurt? Are you hurt?Copy !req
232. He scraped his elbow. He's okay.Copy !req
233. Carla, you were carrying him
while you were wearing these?Copy !req
234. They said they wanna operate.Copy !req
235. I kept telling them to call you.
I do not want an operation.Copy !req
236. Yeah, well, you have
a trimalleolar fracture.Copy !req
237. They'll have to put a screw in it
so it'll heal properly.Copy !req
238. - Can't you do it?
- No. You need an orthopedic surgeon.Copy !req
239. Well, how long am I gonna have
to stay in the hospital?Copy !req
240. - A couple of days.
- I can't. Roger's out of town.Copy !req
241. Yeah, is he ever around?Copy !req
242. We haven't been
getting along well lately.Copy !req
243. Which is one of the reasons why
I cannot deal with this right now.Copy !req
244. I'll take Reece for a couple of days
till you get back on your feet.Copy !req
245. I don't think that's
gonna be a good idea.Copy !req
246. Why not?Copy !req
247. Jackie told me that you moved in
with that girlfriend.Copy !req
248. - And that's a problem?
- It's not a good environment for our son.Copy !req
249. Carla, give me a break.
She's a pediatrician.Copy !req
250. I'm just saying she don't seem
like the motherly type.Copy !req
251. She was admitted
following a suicide attempt.Copy !req
252. That's not what I asked, Dr. DeRaad.Copy !req
253. Has Mrs. Wyczenski shown any signs
of suicidality since her admission?Copy !req
254. Not that I'm aware of.Copy !req
255. She has voluntarily submitted
for all treatments...Copy !req
256. and medications recommended
by your department?Copy !req
257. - That's correct.
- No further questions, Your Honor.Copy !req
258. Thank you, doctor.
Does the state have any more witnesses?Copy !req
259. Yes, Your Honor.
The people call Abby Lockhart.Copy !req
260. Hold on. All right, I was next.
I was next. It's my turn.Copy !req
261. That's enough.Copy !req
262. The testimony you shall give will be
the truth and nothing but the truth?Copy !req
263. Please have a seat.Copy !req
264. It was my turn.Copy !req
265. You're Mrs. Wyczenski's daughter?Copy !req
266. I've been waiting.
This bitch took my turn.Copy !req
267. Settle down.Copy !req
268. - Miss Lockhart?
- Yes.Copy !req
269. And as such,
you support a mandatory hold...Copy !req
270. for your mother because she might
attempt to kill herself again.Copy !req
271. - Objection. Leading.
- Sustained.Copy !req
272. Miss Lockhart, do you feel your mother
should be involuntarily committed?Copy !req
273. - Yes.
- Why?Copy !req
274. - No. There are no such thing as cuts!
- Russell?Copy !req
275. No back cuts! No front cuts!
No, it's my turn!Copy !req
276. - That bitch stole my spot! Take her!
- Come on.Copy !req
277. - You take her out! I didn't do anything!
- Shut up.Copy !req
278. She took my spot! No! No!Copy !req
279. He was pushed down in an altercation.
No LOC. Tenderness to mid-shaft clavicle.Copy !req
280. - You said there's no LOC?
- He's faking.Copy !req
281. Vitals are normal.
No chest or belly pain.Copy !req
282. - What's his name?
- He refused to give it.Copy !req
283. He said it was "O. Possum. "Copy !req
284. His name's Brett Paxton,
and he's crazy.Copy !req
285. - What's this?
- Human bite to the left hand.Copy !req
286. I'll need stitches,
thanks to this freak.Copy !req
287. Cool it! Cool it! Okay. Okay.Copy !req
288. Take the opossum to Exam 1 and get
the kangaroo to Sutures. Come on.Copy !req
289. - God! Okay, okay, okay!
- You need to flush them out.Copy !req
290. Well, you've flushed
enough already. Okay?Copy !req
291. - Here you go.
- You know I've never worn one of those.Copy !req
292. Well, maybe it's time you at least
started dressing like a doctor. Come on.Copy !req
293. - What?
- Carter, your pregnancy's bleeding out!Copy !req
294. - Where is she?
- She's passed out in the bathroom.Copy !req
295. Noni? Oh, my God.
Noni, can you hear me? Wake up!Copy !req
296. - I can't find a pulse.
- She's got a weak carotid. Get a gurney.Copy !req
297. - You're divorced, Mrs. Lockhart?
- Objection. Irrelevant.Copy !req
298. - Goes to living arrangements, Your Honor.
- I'll allow it.Copy !req
299. Yes.Copy !req
300. - And when was your divorce finalized?
- Last summer.Copy !req
301. - Have you been dating anyone?
- Your Honor?Copy !req
302. Get to the point, Mr. Nesmith.Copy !req
303. Your mother can be eccentric,
maybe a little embarrassing at times?Copy !req
304. She suffers from a debilitating
mood disorder.Copy !req
305. Having her live with you while trying
to date would be a major inconvenience?Copy !req
306. I've tried having her live
with me before several times.Copy !req
307. - It doesn't work.
- Doesn't work?Copy !req
308. No. She stops taking her medications,
she loses control and she disappears.Copy !req
309. Does she look out of control to you?Copy !req
310. She's on her meds now.Copy !req
311. - So she does take her medication.
- She's only taken them for a week.Copy !req
312. As long as she's med compliant,
she's not a danger.Copy !req
313. - She doesn't stay med compliant.
- That wasn't my question.Copy !req
314. Have you known your mother to be
a danger to herself while med compliant?Copy !req
315. No. Not usually.Copy !req
316. You think locking her up in a psychiatric
facility would be better for her?Copy !req
317. - I can't take care of her.
- Can't or won't?Copy !req
318. - She tried to kill herself while with me.
- Nonresponsive.Copy !req
319. - Please. Just answer the questions.
- Well, tell him to ask them.Copy !req
320. Miss Lockhart.Copy !req
321. - You okay?
- Yes!Copy !req
322. - Would you like some water?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
323. BP's 60 palp.Copy !req
324. - What's her HemoCue?
- 10.8.Copy !req
325. Good. She's got a little reserve.Copy !req
326. No fetal pole, no heartbeat.
Just blood and POCs.Copy !req
327. - That's an incomplete miscarriage.
- Call OB. She needs a D and C.Copy !req
328. I'll do a pelvic to see if-Copy !req
329. - Carter, this is her boyfriend.
- What happened?Copy !req
330. Your girlfriend had a miscarriage,
but it's incomplete.Copy !req
331. - She needs a D and C to stop bleeding.
- She's gonna be okay?Copy !req
332. She might need a transfusion.
I'll speak with you after she's stabilized.Copy !req
333. - Oh, God!
- Can you take him outside?Copy !req
334. Call for packed cells.
If pressure's not up after two liters...Copy !req
335. HemoCue every 30 minutes.Copy !req
336. Are human bites
really worse than dog bites?Copy !req
337. Yeah, because of the virulence
of the bacteria.Copy !req
338. If germs infect the joint,
it can cause scarring...Copy !req
339. which can limit
your range of motion.Copy !req
340. You don't wanna lose
your opposable thumb.Copy !req
341. So you guys rival mascots
or something?Copy !req
342. No, we were at the Furturama show.
It's a convention for furries.Copy !req
343. People who like to dress
in animal costumes.Copy !req
344. He started it.
I think he'd been drinking.Copy !req
345. - One minute he was skritching me-
- Skritching?Copy !req
346. Scratching. Mock grooming.
Sort of our version of a handshake.Copy !req
347. Next thing you know,
he's got his hand in my pouch.Copy !req
348. So I decked him.
I'm not into the weird stuff.Copy !req
349. It makes me sick.
I never felt like myself.Copy !req
350. I told the doctors that.
They never really listen to me.Copy !req
351. They just keep giving me more pills.Copy !req
352. - How do you feel now?
- Better.Copy !req
353. - So you're no longer depressed?
- No.Copy !req
354. Did you try to kill yourself
during your last depressive episode?Copy !req
355. I took an overdose
of sleeping pills, yes.Copy !req
356. But I never meant to kill myself.Copy !req
357. She's lying.Copy !req
358. Why did you take so many pills?Copy !req
359. Who in their right mind wants to drive
from Oklahoma to Chicago, really?Copy !req
360. I get carsick.Copy !req
361. I just thought if I could sleep,
I'd be all right.Copy !req
362. I took some pills.Copy !req
363. - She took 900 milligrams.
- They didn't work right away.Copy !req
364. You know, I foolishly then took
some more pills.Copy !req
365. - She took 900 milligrams. That's 36 pills.
- How much did you take?Copy !req
366. I know it was stupid.
I just thought if I could sleep...Copy !req
367. The next thing I know,
I woke up in the hospital.Copy !req
368. But I never meant to hurt myself
or anyone else.Copy !req
369. Abby, I'm so sorry.
I never meant to put you through that.Copy !req
370. Ask her where she got the pills.Copy !req
371. - She stole them.
- Mr. Rifkin...Copy !req
372. could you please
ask your witness to be quiet?Copy !req
373. If your daughter's not ready to take you
in, are you able to take care of yourself?Copy !req
374. I always have.
I've always worked. Always.Copy !req
375. - Do you have any money?
- I have a few credit cards.Copy !req
376. - They' re all canceled.
- I mean it, Miss Lockhart.Copy !req
377. HemoCue every 20 minutes.Copy !req
378. Set up a DIC panel
and call me with the results.Copy !req
379. - What's happening?
- She's going up to the O.R.Copy !req
380. I removed some tissue from her cervix.
She's still bleeding...Copy !req
381. but it's slowed to the point
that her pressure's okay.Copy !req
382. - Did you do a blood transfusion?
- We gave her plasma.Copy !req
383. - Her blood wasn't clotting properly.
- Why isn't her blood clotting?Copy !req
384. It could be a sign of liver disease.
The liver affects the clotting factors.Copy !req
385. She ever have hepatitis?Copy !req
386. No.Copy !req
387. - She drink alcohol every day?
- No.Copy !req
388. Tylenol? Any other medications?Copy !req
389. Maybe some herbal stuff.Copy !req
390. What kind of herbal stuff?Copy !req
391. Root extracts. They' re supposed
to induce miscarriages.Copy !req
392. I thought she wanted this baby.Copy !req
393. She didn't know.Copy !req
394. - How could she not know?
- I gave them to her.Copy !req
395. You what?Copy !req
396. Put them in her tea
for the last few days.Copy !req
397. She didn't even ask me
if I wanted the baby.Copy !req
398. - So you poisoned her?
- I wasn't ready.Copy !req
399. - I thought she'd just-
- What? Bleed to death?Copy !req
400. I didn't mean to make her sick.Copy !req
401. No, man, you just meant
to kill her baby.Copy !req
402. You have a large tumor
on your left ovary.Copy !req
403. I came in here
because I couldn't poop.Copy !req
404. The tumor is large enough that
it's blocking your bowel movements.Copy !req
405. Cancer?Copy !req
406. Well, well, well.Copy !req
407. Every day comes
with its own surprises.Copy !req
408. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
409. That's how I know you.
You're Princess Taffeta.Copy !req
410. And you had that children's show I used
to watch all the time when I was little.Copy !req
411. And you always used to say, "Every day
comes with its own surprises. "Copy !req
412. - I don't think so.
- You worked with those great puppets.Copy !req
413. There was Mojo and Mr. Whiskers,
and what was that-?Copy !req
414. Coconuts!
The chimpanzee in the sailor uniform.Copy !req
415. We got that monkey from a lab...Copy !req
416. and we had to dress him in that
stupid outfit to hide his open sores!Copy !req
417. We need to admit you.Copy !req
418. A gynecologist will want to see you
and start treatment right away.Copy !req
419. No, thanks. I don't like hospitals!Copy !req
420. Look, the tumor will only get worse,
and you'll feel sicker.Copy !req
421. Is there someone that we can call?Copy !req
422. A family member, perhaps,
who can talk to you about this?Copy !req
423. Nope. Don't have any brothers
or sisters and never got married.Copy !req
424. I was engaged once to a man
named Christopher Clemmons.Copy !req
425. He was gonna be
a famous jazz musician.Copy !req
426. I was gonna be a movie star.Copy !req
427. Doesn't really matter now.Copy !req
428. In the end, everybody dies alone.
Right?Copy !req
429. Excuse me, you got a light?Copy !req
430. - This is turning into a freaking disaster.
- You did fine.Copy !req
431. - Who's covering for you?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
432. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
433. She's asking for you.Copy !req
434. - Maybe you should talk to her.
- What for?Copy !req
435. You didn't want me to deal with her.Copy !req
436. No. I thought
she needed hospitalization.Copy !req
437. Well, why do you think I'm here?Copy !req
438. Because you know she needs your help,
even if she doesn't want it.Copy !req
439. - I thought you should eat something.
- Thank you.Copy !req
440. You lied.Copy !req
441. You wanted to kill yourself.Copy !req
442. I can't be committed.Copy !req
443. Well, you need help, Mom. And
I obviously don't know how to help you.Copy !req
444. I understand. I don't want
to be a burden to you, Abby.Copy !req
445. I swear that's the truth.
But I can't be committed.Copy !req
446. So you'll just do this
to yourself over again?Copy !req
447. - You'll just roll through the whole cycle?
- No.Copy !req
448. Then what?Copy !req
449. What? What are you gonna do
differently this time?Copy !req
450. I don't know. I don't want
to break any more promises to you.Copy !req
451. I've put you through
so much already-Copy !req
452. If you believe that,
you'd seek treatment.Copy !req
453. - I will. I just-
- Can't be committed.Copy !req
454. Right. Well...Copy !req
455. Well, just forgive me
if I don't trust your judgment.Copy !req
456. I would have found a way to try,
Abby. It's not your fault.Copy !req
457. Nothing I do is your fault.Copy !req
458. My company has
this Christmas charity event.Copy !req
459. One year the guy who always
dresses up for the kids got sick.Copy !req
460. My boss made me
put on this reindeer suit.Copy !req
461. The kids went nuts.
The adults thought it was great.Copy !req
462. Everybody took pictures with me.Copy !req
463. - Sounds almost fun.
- It was a blast.Copy !req
464. I used to be so shy.
But the suit gives you freedom.Copy !req
465. It lets you do things
you normally wouldn't do.Copy !req
466. - But I'm not a plushie or a furvert.
- A what?Copy !req
467. Furverts like
to wear their suits during sex.Copy !req
468. And plushies are overly fond
of stuffed animals.Copy !req
469. - What?
- But not me. I just like the suit.Copy !req
470. Some people disapprove and think
it's wrong, but the truth is...Copy !req
471. I'm never happier
than when I'm a kangaroo.Copy !req
472. You have to rule out appendicitis,
biliary disease, food poisoning.Copy !req
473. - Does she have a fever?
- No. 98.8.Copy !req
474. Good breath sounds.
What's that smell?Copy !req
475. - Oh, my God.
- I've seen this before.Copy !req
476. Get a surgical consult.
I'll call DCFS.Copy !req
477. No. It's a folk cure. They heat a coin over
a candle and drag it across the back.Copy !req
478. Sometimes they dip the coins
in essential oils.Copy !req
479. Just because it's an ancient tradition
doesn't mean it's not child abuse.Copy !req
480. The minty smell is oil of wintergreen. It's
got a high concentration of salicylates.Copy !req
481. It could have caused
the aspirin toxicity.Copy !req
482. Let's get a blood gas
and a salicylate level.Copy !req
483. You do that.
I'm calling Family Services.Copy !req
484. - Will I be able to have more children?
- Yes.Copy !req
485. Noni, what your boyfriend did
was really wrong.Copy !req
486. You need to consider whether or not
to file criminal charges.Copy !req
487. Victor loves me.Copy !req
488. - He just got scared.
- That doesn't justify what he did.Copy !req
489. I was so excited to be pregnant.Copy !req
490. What do you want to do?Copy !req
491. Mrs. Wyczenski, are you familiar
with reading directions...Copy !req
492. and warnings
on over-the-counter medications?Copy !req
493. Yes, I suppose so.Copy !req
494. Would you please read
the label on this?Copy !req
495. I'm sorry, I don't have
my reading glasses. I can't see.Copy !req
496. - Allow me, then.
- Okay.Copy !req
497. "One tablet at bedtime.
May repeat in four hours if necessary.Copy !req
498. Do not exceed four tablets
in a 24-hour period. "Copy !req
499. You took 36 tablets, did you not?Copy !req
500. I didn't have my reading glasses
with me then either.Copy !req
501. You took 36 pills and you didn't
intend to kill yourself?Copy !req
502. I was depressed, but I didn't want
to kill myself. Really.Copy !req
503. - Where did you get the pills?
- I got them at a convenience store.Copy !req
504. How did you pay for them?Copy !req
505. - I didn't.
- You stole them?Copy !req
506. Objection. Shoplifting has nothing
to do with suicidality.Copy !req
507. - Goes to intent.
- Get to it quickly.Copy !req
508. Why did you have to steal them?Copy !req
509. Why didn't you ask your daughter
to pay for them?Copy !req
510. - She wouldn't have.
- Why not?Copy !req
511. - She was worried.
- Worried that you'd try to kill yourself?Copy !req
512. She worries when I get depressed.Copy !req
513. Because during other depressions
you have attempted suicide.Copy !req
514. In fact, you've been committed on two
other occasions for attempted suicide.Copy !req
515. - In '83 and 1974.
- Yes.Copy !req
516. - What method did you use for those?
- Carbon monoxide poisoning.Copy !req
517. In '83.Copy !req
518. - What about in '74?
- I took some pills.Copy !req
519. Did you coin Lynda
because she's sick?Copy !req
520. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
521. Could someone get me
a translator? Where's Chen?Copy !req
522. Look who's here!Copy !req
523. Your cardiac enzymes
are back, Mr. Ferris.Copy !req
524. You had a small heart attack.Copy !req
525. What did I tell you?
I know heart attacks.Copy !req
526. - I'm lucky you showed up when you did.
- We kept you alive till he got there.Copy !req
527. If there are any blockages, we'll open it
with an angioplasty balloon...Copy !req
528. - ... and we'll keep it open with a stent.
- Thank you, Peter.Copy !req
529. Not bad for a guy who blew up
a rubber in your classroom.Copy !req
530. I'll check on you later.Copy !req
531. Hi, Reece. What are you doing here?Copy !req
532. His mother broke her ankle.
She's waiting to be admitted to Surgery.Copy !req
533. - Could you look at a belly?
- Sure.Copy !req
534. Excuse me.Copy !req
535. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
536. Could you just calm down?Copy !req
537. - She seems pretty upset.
- You think?Copy !req
538. You speak Cantonese?Copy !req
539. You think? I was
a translator in the Army.Copy !req
540. Could you ask her what she
treated her granddaughter with?Copy !req
541. - I think I can manage.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
542. Malucci. Her labs are back.
Electrolytes are normal. No anion gap.Copy !req
543. PH 7.4. Salicylate level's
10 milligrams per deciliter.Copy !req
544. - Well, that's not a toxic range.
- Nope.Copy !req
545. Her liver-function tests
and her head CT are also normal.Copy !req
546. Then it's one hell of a case
of gastroenteritis.Copy !req
547. We've given her 10 of Compazine.
She's still puking.Copy !req
548. Peter's looking at her now.
I'll let you know.Copy !req
549. Well, anything?Copy !req
550. She said she used hot coins
and liniment.Copy !req
551. Yeah, I know that.
But did she say why?Copy !req
552. She's possessed.Copy !req
553. Grandma or the girl? What are we
talking here, demonic spirits?Copy !req
554. No, more like evil thoughts.
Sinful behavior.Copy !req
555. You know, S-E-X.Copy !req
556. Faye? Faye!Copy !req
557. Faye, where are you going?
Where're you going?Copy !req
558. I got a garden party at 6.Copy !req
559. You need to be admitted to the hospital
so you can start treatment.Copy !req
560. - We both know that's not gonna happen.
- You can't leave. Come on.Copy !req
561. I've never been one for hospitals.
They smell funny.Copy !req
562. Besides, I already signed the papers.Copy !req
563. Will you at least speak
to a psychiatrist?Copy !req
564. Mr. Whiskers.Copy !req
565. - Take it.
- No, I can't. Really.Copy !req
566. Look, honey, I'm gonna be dead
in a few months. You said so yourself.Copy !req
567. Make me feel better knowing he's
with someone who'll appreciate him.Copy !req
568. Stupid puppet ended my acting career.Copy !req
569. But it did buy my first house.Copy !req
570. Thank you.Copy !req
571. Every day comes
with its own surprises.Copy !req
572. A statement from a former employer
of Mrs. Wyczenski-Copy !req
573. - I don't need any more statements.
- The employer affirms that-Copy !req
574. We've spent more than enough time
on this one already. Let's move on.Copy !req
575. Mrs. Wyczenski is released
on her own recognizance.Copy !req
576. - What's next, Mike?
- Well, that's good. You won.Copy !req
577. - Is this yours, Marty?
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
578. - So I can just go?
- Yes, you can go.Copy !req
579. - Wait a minute. That's it?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
580. - She's letting her go?
- Is the respondent here?Copy !req
581. - Yes, he is, Your Honor.
- She needs hospitalization!Copy !req
582. I'm not debating it with you.
You've counseled your client?Copy !req
583. - I have.
- Yeah, but, I mean, that's-Copy !req
584. We did all we can. I'm sorry.
We have to move on.Copy !req
585. You're done. It's good. Just go back
to the hospital and sign out.Copy !req
586. Okay. That's good. Move on.
All of you should just move on.Copy !req
587. We wouldn't want
to waste time on this.Copy !req
588. - I've been dealing with her for 30 years.
- Russell?Copy !req
589. You didn't have to drive her
to the hospital.Copy !req
590. Pour charcoal down her throat.
Breathe for her.Copy !req
591. - This way.
- I'm getting my coat!Copy !req
592. Just don't touch her.Copy !req
593. She's not your mother.
What do you care?Copy !req
594. The rest of us will take care of her. And
maybe if you're really lucky next time...Copy !req
595. you won't have to hear the case at all.
Maybe next time you'll do it right!Copy !req
596. And then it'll be
the coroner's problem.Copy !req
597. No evidence of appendicitis
or pancreatitis.Copy !req
598. - Biliary colic?
- No.Copy !req
599. - I'm about to give up.
- Did you check for pyelo?Copy !req
600. Yes. And hepatitis. You should get an
x- ray of that wrist if it's bothering you.Copy !req
601. I'm fine.Copy !req
602. - What will you do with Reece?
- I left a message for Jackie.Copy !req
603. Hopefully she can pick him up
on her way home from work.Copy !req
604. Why don't you take him home?
You can't do anything with that hand.Copy !req
605. I wanna stick around
until Ferris gets a room.Copy !req
606. Then I'll take him home with me.
I'm off in an hour.Copy !req
607. - No, I don't want you to have to do that.
- I don't mind.Copy !req
608. We'll have fun, right?Copy !req
609. - All right. Thanks.
- You have to let me take an x-ray.Copy !req
610. Come on,
you're resorting to blackmail?Copy !req
611. What the hell is that?Copy !req
612. I remember Mr. Whiskers!
Where did you get him? On eBay?Copy !req
613. Princess Taffeta was the patient
who Maced you.Copy !req
614. - That's probably worth some money.
- Looks like roadkill.Copy !req
615. Malucci, there's a priest in
with Lynda An?Copy !req
616. - Yeah. He's doing an exorcism.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
617. Actually, he's a chaplain,
and it's more of a blessing.Copy !req
618. But it should work.
I think her problem's psychosomatic.Copy !req
619. Based on your vast knowledge
of psychiatry?Copy !req
620. And the fact her grandma caught her
messing around with her boyfriend.Copy !req
621. It's all about guilt.
Hey, how's it working out with Lynda?Copy !req
622. - I think she's gonna be fine.
- Excellent.Copy !req
623. - How are you feeling, Lynda?
- Hungry.Copy !req
624. - No more nausea?
- No. I'm starving.Copy !req
625. She's eating solid foods and not vomiting.
She's ready to go home.Copy !req
626. I'd like to admit you, keep you overnight
for observation and rehydration.Copy !req
627. - Could I get a pizza or something?
- We'll see what we can work out, okay?Copy !req
628. - Nice catch.
- I'd still like to do some more tests.Copy !req
629. Why, because you can't admit
that a surgeon and a pediatrician...Copy !req
630. got outsmarted by a goombah?Copy !req
631. Yeah. Don't sweat it.Copy !req
632. You're not the first to be deceived by my
rugged good looks and boyish charm.Copy !req
633. By signing, you acknowledge doctors
feel it's best you remain hospitalized...Copy !req
634. and you accept and understand
by leaving against medical advice...Copy !req
635. you risk a deterioration
of your psychiatric symptoms.Copy !req
636. What about my meds?Copy !req
637. Can I have a prescription?Copy !req
638. I will give you three days' worth.Copy !req
639. I want to see you Monday.Copy !req
640. If you're doing well,
I'll give you a week's worth.Copy !req
641. - Okay.
- Okay what? What does that mean?Copy !req
642. - Could I call you?
- Sure.Copy !req
643. - All right.
- You can call me anytime.Copy !req
644. - You can call me just to talk.
- Okay.Copy !req
645. I got some stuff from that motel room
and some stuff you left in my apartment.Copy !req
646. - Thank you.
- Figure out where you're going?Copy !req
647. Yeah. Dr. Legaspi gave me
the name of a shelter.Copy !req
648. I'm gonna go there for a few days.Copy !req
649. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
650. Good luck, Maggie.Copy !req
651. - See you next time.
- Next time?Copy !req
652. Yeah, whenever it is,
wherever it is...Copy !req
653. Maybe there won't be a next time.Copy !req
654. You're gonna walk out of here
on your own one week...Copy !req
655. after swallowing a pharmacy,
as close to death as I see people get...Copy !req
656. and you think there's not
gonna be a next time?Copy !req
657. I hope not. I don't know.Copy !req
658. I promised myself
I wouldn't make any promises.Copy !req
659. You know...Copy !req
660. when I saw you seizing
on that table, I thought:Copy !req
661. "This is it. This is it.
This is how it's all gonna end.Copy !req
662. I am going to watch my mother die. "Copy !req
663. I still might not be wrong about that.
It could still end that way.Copy !req
664. And there's not one thing
I can do about it. But I'll show up.Copy !req
665. Because you will always have
that power over me.Copy !req
666. I will show up
and I will try to stop it.Copy !req
667. I love you, Mom.Copy !req
668. - How long will she be in the hospital?
- We'll keep her overnight for observation.Copy !req
669. - Could I see her?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
670. - I wanna talk to her.
- She prefers to be alone.Copy !req
671. You need to speak to the police.Copy !req
672. - Is this him?
- It's him.Copy !req
673. This is between me and Noni. What did
you do, talk her into pressing charges?Copy !req
674. - I didn't have to. Murder is a felony.
- Come with me, sir.Copy !req
675. It wasn't even a baby.Copy !req
676. Can I speak with Dr. Quaid?
Daryl Quaid.Copy !req
677. Well, he gave me his card
and it has this number on it.Copy !req
678. Right. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
679. One of those days?Copy !req
680. Ever find out what happened with
your numbers guy? Was he a savant?Copy !req
681. Don't know. He left with this doctor
from the VA. I just called to follow up...Copy !req
682. but there's no record of my patient
or the doctor I let him leave with.Copy !req
683. - What will you do?
- Same thing as I always do.Copy !req
684. Hit a bar, get drunk,
go home with a stranger...Copy !req
685. and have wild sex until I pass out
from exhaustion.Copy !req
686. - Takeout and a hot bath?
- Yeah.Copy !req
687. - Randi, have you seen my puppet?
- Your what?Copy !req
688. - Mr. Whiskers.
- I didn't touch it. Trust me.Copy !req
689. Can't believe somebody
would steal that.Copy !req
690. - Where do you guys want Super Larry?
- Exam 1.Copy !req
691. - The opossum guy's still in there.
- Okay. Well, let's get rid of him.Copy !req
692. Mr. Paxton?Copy !req
693. Mr. Paxton?
You still playing opossum?Copy !req
694. Mr. Whiskers!Copy !req
695. - Whatever happened to Mrs. Lindstrom?
- Retired.Copy !req
696. She was mean.Copy !req
697. That woman was born mean.Copy !req
698. Even the other teachers
were afraid of her.Copy !req
699. I'm sure you thought the same of me
with all those detentions I gave you.Copy !req
700. Your detentions steered me
towards medicine. So...Copy !req
701. I might have played a small role in it.
I'm proud of you, Peter.Copy !req
702. Yeah, well, thanks a lot.Copy !req
703. And you should be proud of yourself.Copy !req
704. I am. Look, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
705. Sometimes it's hard when people's
lives depend on your success...Copy !req
706. and you're not always successful.Copy !req
707. Sometimes you-Copy !req
708. Sometimes you get so tired that you
start forgetting what's important.Copy !req
709. And what is that?Copy !req
710. Two things in this world
I'm certain of:Copy !req
711. My love for my son
and my skills as a surgeon.Copy !req
712. I'm a father, I'm a doctor.Copy !req
713. At the end of the day, that's enough.Copy !req
714. What about a teacher?Copy !req
715. That was never one
of my greatest skills.Copy !req
716. The only skill you need
to be a good teacher is to care.Copy !req
717. That's all.Copy !req
718. Who knows? Maybe one of your students
will wind up saving your ass one day.Copy !req
719. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
720. I heard you were here,
but I haven't seen you.Copy !req
721. Yeah. Most of my day is spent
in the jail ward.Copy !req
722. I'm sorry.Copy !req
723. I was glad to hear
that the charges were dropped.Copy !req
724. Shannon Wallace decided
to tell the truth...Copy !req
725. after she got the treatment
that she needed.Copy !req
726. That's good.Copy !req
727. - What do you want, Kerry?
- I thought you might be hungry.Copy !req
728. No. No, I'm not, and I have
a ton of work to do. So...Copy !req
729. Right. Well, if you change your mind...Copy !req
730. here's some Kung Pao chicken
from George's.Copy !req
731. Abby, are you okay in there?Copy !req
732. Want some dinner?Copy !req
733. You need to eat.Copy !req
734. Have you been watching
Martha Stewart again?Copy !req
735. - Thank you.
- For what?Copy !req
736. For being there.Copy !req
737. And here.Copy !req
738. Everything.Copy !req
739. - Is the food here?
- What food?Copy !req
740. I'm making dinner by myself.Copy !req
741. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
742. I just hope you didn't order
from that Thai place again.Copy !req
743. Who is it?Copy !req
744. Abby?Copy !req