1. Previously on E.R…Copy !req
2. Abby, your mother needs hospitalization.
Not a road trip with you and Carter.Copy !req
3. Yeah, Luka,
we're doing it for the fun of it.Copy !req
4. She's been suicidal?Copy !req
5. If you count attempted suicide.Copy !req
6. Maggie? Maggie, can you hear me?Copy !req
7. - Maggie!
- Did she take something?Copy !req
8. I don't know. Sit her up.Copy !req
9. - She took something.
- Where'd she get it from?Copy !req
10. Call the paramedics!Copy !req
11. Breaths are shallow,
but I think her airway's clear.Copy !req
12. - She's seizing!
- Watch the tube!Copy !req
13. - Somebody help me keep her head steady.
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
14. Hi, I'm looking for Carl Ferris.
He's not in his room.Copy !req
15. How much longer?Copy !req
16. Trudy!Copy !req
17. - Where's the damn ambulance?
- They're on their way.Copy !req
18. - What's the problem?
- Nothing to concern yourself with.Copy !req
19. - I'm a doctor.
- Then get in here!Copy !req
20. I think this guy's having a heart attack!Copy !req
21. Make way! Doctor coming in!
Bernice, shake a leg.Copy !req
22. Mr. Ferris?
Are you having pain in your chest?Copy !req
23. Well, he says yes.
It's like someone's squeezing his heart.Copy !req
24. No, no, no. It's more like
he's been punched in the chest.Copy !req
25. - When did it start?
- A few hours ago.Copy !req
26. Give me your stethoscope.
Let's sit him up. Here we go.Copy !req
27. Easy.Copy !req
28. - He needs oxygen.
- We're board and care.Copy !req
29. We don't have any.Copy !req
30. - Jerry, I need your oxygen.
- Get your hands off that!Copy !req
31. That's mine!
How am I supposed to breathe now?Copy !req
32. - He's in CHF.
- Oh, CHF.Copy !req
33. - What's that?
- Congestive heart failure.Copy !req
34. - I just take blood pressures.
- I know CPR.Copy !req
35. - Dr. Benton?
- He's in rapid A-fib. Let's start a line.Copy !req
36. Oh, my God. Look at this.Copy !req
37. We can't take orders
unless you stay with us.Copy !req
38. All right.
Five liters O-2 on a nasal cannula.Copy !req
39. Let's get him on the gurney.Copy !req
40. - Hang in there, Carl!
- Yeah, you're gonna be fine.Copy !req
41. His lungs are wet.
We need to treat as failure.Copy !req
42. Nitro spray in five minutes.Copy !req
43. Forty of Lasix and titrate up to 10 of
morphine. Keep his pressure above 100.Copy !req
44. - Lasix and MS.
- What's happening?Copy !req
45. You've got fluid in your lungs.Copy !req
46. - Ten of morphine.
- This might make you drowsy, okay?Copy !req
47. Pressure's holding at 110.
Pulse down to 100.Copy !req
48. - Am I gonna make it?
- You're doing fine. You're gonna be…Copy !req
49. - Anybody hurt?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
50. - Are you okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
51. - What happened?
- He came out of nowhere.Copy !req
52. Sir, does your neck hurt?
A little.Copy !req
53. - He pulled out right in front of me.
- I didn't see you.Copy !req
54. - Don't move your head.
- I had my lights and sirens on.Copy !req
55. - I'll go call another rig.
- No, we'll take him with us.Copy !req
56. I don't wash my hair.
I never wash my hair. It helps.Copy !req
57. You shouldn't wash your hair every day.
It gets rid of the natural oils.Copy !req
58. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
59. - Abby. What are you doing here?
- I'm on a break.Copy !req
60. If you comb it too much,
you'll damage the ends.Copy !req
61. - How are you feeling?
- Better.Copy !req
62. - Now it's full of static electricity.
- Winona, your hair looks fine. Really.Copy !req
63. I don't think she knows where she is.Copy !req
64. Time for your meds, Maggie.Copy !req
65. I think Winona needs to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
66. - She gets agitated when she has to pee.
- Thanks.Copy !req
67. - You need to use the bathroom, Winona?
- I need to fix my hair.Copy !req
68. Okay. I'll be right back.Copy !req
69. You're gonna have to stay here
for a little while.Copy !req
70. They're keeping you on a 90-day hold.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
71. No.Copy !req
72. No, it's me. I should never have
put you through all of that. It's me.Copy !req
73. I'm sorry.Copy !req
74. Trauma panel, C-spine, chest and pelvis.
Prep the left chest.Copy !req
75. - Where does it hurt?
- My chest and stomach.Copy !req
76. Any headache or neck pain?
No.Copy !req
77. No loss of consciousness.Copy !req
78. - Someone you'd like us to call?
- My mom.Copy !req
79. Let's infiltrate with lidocaine, Malucci.Copy !req
80. - Where you going?
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
81. CBC, chem panel, cardiac enzymes,
12-lead EKG and a portable chest.Copy !req
82. He was in A-fib
with a rapid ventricular response.Copy !req
83. - Heart rate's 88, irregular.
- He's in CHF. How about some Lasix?Copy !req
84. We gave him 40.
How you doing, Mr. Ferris?Copy !req
85. - You tell me.
- Don't worry. You'll be okay.Copy !req
86. I've gotta go work on the crash victim.
Dr. Kovac will take care of you, okay?Copy !req
87. Let me see that EKG
as soon as it comes back.Copy !req
88. Lidocaine's on,
second liter of saline is up.Copy !req
89. Do the ultrasound, Malucci.
Pulse ox, 89 on two liters.Copy !req
90. Up it to five. 32 French. Thank you.Copy !req
91. Open a chest-tube tray.
Set up Thora-Seal to low suction.Copy !req
92. Get serial crits, due 20 minutes, okay?Copy !req
93. Damn it!Copy !req
94. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.Copy !req
95. Pulse ox down to 85.Copy !req
96. Hurt yourself?
No.Copy !req
97. - I can give it a try if you want.
- I'm fine. Open another tube.Copy !req
98. Shove this under the desk. It's
Mr. Simpson's. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
99. Abby, shouldn't you be at the courthouse?Copy !req
100. Your mother was just transported
to her commitment hearing.Copy !req
101. - Aren't you supposed to testify?
- What commitment hearing?Copy !req
102. State Attorney's Office
should have called.Copy !req
103. Well, nobody called me.Copy !req
104. Okay. Your mother has contested
her certificate of commitment.Copy !req
105. By law, she is entitled to a hearing
in front of a judge.Copy !req
106. - And, what, he could release her?
- Technically.Copy !req
107. Attempted suicide is a good argument for
a 90-day hold, but since you witnessed…Copy !req
108. - When is this happening?
- 11:15, county courthouse.Copy !req
109. - Tube placement looks good.
- Pressure's up to 120.Copy !req
110. I'll meet you at the elevator.
How we doing?Copy !req
111. No chest pain after two more nitros.Copy !req
112. - Where are you admitting him?
- He's fifth in line for Tele admit.Copy !req
113. How long will that take?Copy !req
114. Sometimes we rule out MI, send them home.Copy !req
115. He spent two days in the ER last time.Copy !req
116. It's okay. I'll sort this out and get you
a bed as soon as I'm done in the OR.Copy !req
117. - Thank you, Peter.
- Sure.Copy !req
118. She sat there and let me apologize to her,
and she knew she was going to court.Copy !req
119. She didn't wanna get you involved.Copy !req
120. Or doesn't want me
to testify against her.Copy !req
121. - Are you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
122. I have to find this state's attorney,
whoever that is.Copy !req
123. - I'll go with you.
- No.Copy !req
124. - I can get somebody to cover.
- I can't wait.Copy !req
125. You shouldn't have to do this by yourself.Copy !req
126. I shouldn't have to do this at all.Copy !req
127. - You'd rather Carter go with you?
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
128. He helped you deal with her before.Copy !req
129. I'll call you later.Copy !req
130. Nice basket.
Is that for Greene and Corday?Copy !req
131. - Yeah, and you still owe $50.
- Fifty? For that?Copy !req
132. We got them a baby video monitor.
Nurses pitched in 20, doctors 50.Copy !req
133. I pay the same as Benton and Weaver?Copy !req
134. - Aren't you a doctor?
- That's debatable.Copy !req
135. - Cleo, can you take a lady in Exam 2?
- I'm already juggling seven patients.Copy !req
136. I'll trade you one.
Then can you lend me 50 bucks?Copy !req
137. Jing-Mei. I got a woman in Exam 2Copy !req
138. who hasn't had a bowel movement
in over a week. She needs a rectal.Copy !req
139. - So do it.
- Well, she threatened to Mace me.Copy !req
140. - You should be used to that.
- Take this one.Copy !req
141. No. Forget it.Copy !req
142. - What's the problem here?
- I don't know. Maybe it's your BS.Copy !req
143. - Or maybe it's PMS.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
144. Look, I'm just saying…Copy !req
145. It's okay for you to dump a patient on
me and for you to refuse any handoffs.Copy !req
146. But the minute I do,
it's because I'm a bitch,Copy !req
147. - or that time of the month! Screw you.
- Forget it.Copy !req
148. - I'll leave.
- I'm tired of your crap!Copy !req
149. Another 2-0 silk.
Pressure's holding at 120.Copy !req
150. Dr. Benton,
what are you still doing in here?Copy !req
151. The gastrosplenic
and splenorenal were very vascular.Copy !req
152. Are you suturing with your left hand?Copy !req
153. Yes, I'm ambidextrous.Copy !req
154. Like hell. I've seen
third-year medical students sew faster.Copy !req
155. Let me see you use your right hand.Copy !req
156. - Uh-huh. Sterile gloves. What happened?
- I may have bruised my wrist.Copy !req
157. How?
Fell to an outstretched hand.Copy !req
158. Ah! Perfect mechanism for a fracture.Copy !req
159. Get your hands out of the field, Peter.Copy !req
160. - What?
- Hold them out like this. Fingers spread.Copy !req
161. - Your radius and ulna feel okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
162. Ouch!
Point tenderness at the snuff box.Copy !req
163. We call that a scaphoid fracture.
Scrub out.Copy !req
164. I can finish. I'm almost done.
No, you are done.Copy !req
165. If this poor devil
had some complicationCopy !req
166. and his lawyers discovered you were
operating with the wrong hand,Copy !req
167. we both might as well bend over.Copy !req
168. Be thankful you're not a racehorse, Peter.
I'd have to take you out and shoot you.Copy !req
169. - Dr. Benton, your wife's here.
- What? I'm not married.Copy !req
170. - I'm sorry. Carla.
- Where is she?Copy !req
171. - How long have you had the pain?
- A few hours.Copy !req
172. - When was your last period?
- Seven weeks ago.Copy !req
173. When I didn't get it, I did a home
pregnancy test. It was positive.Copy !req
174. - That was two weeks ago.
- Have you seen your gynecologist?Copy !req
175. - You have a history of migraines?
- Yeah.Copy !req
176. And are you on any medication?Copy !req
177. Inderal and sumatriptan. But they're
not helping. It just keeps getting worse.Copy !req
178. - So where's the pain?
- It's all around my right eye.Copy !req
179. - How many other pregnancies?
- This is my first.Copy !req
180. - Am I having a miscarriage?
- I can't tell until we do some tests.Copy !req
181. And a pelvic exam as well.Copy !req
182. It pounds with every heartbeat.
I think it's the numbers.Copy !req
183. What, you're an accountant
or something?Copy !req
184. No, binary numbers.
Ones and zeros. Electronic data.Copy !req
185. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
186. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
187. - Deb.
- What?Copy !req
188. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
189. 80, 146, 72, 109.Copy !req
190. - Freaky.
- Ow! Oh!Copy !req
191. I warned you!Copy !req
192. - What happened?
- Patient Maced him.Copy !req
193. You happy now?Copy !req
194. Flush his eyes with saline. Call Security.Copy !req
195. Give me that pepper spray.
Give it to me!Copy !req
196. Do you want me
to have you arrested?Copy !req
197. I told him not to touch me
or my personal possessions.Copy !req
198. Dr. Malucci was only trying to help you.
You could have seriously injured him.Copy !req
199. Well, I hope I taught him
some manners.Copy !req
200. - Have you been in this ER before?
- I've been in a lot ERs.Copy !req
201. And to be honest,
this one's substandard.Copy !req
202. Maybe you'd feel
more comfortable in jail.Copy !req
203. They used to drown redheaded babies
because they thought they were evil.Copy !req
204. And they used to burn crazy people
who they thought were witches.Copy !req
205. I just need something to help me go to
the bathroom. Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
206. - She's historically non-med compliant?
- Well, she has phases.Copy !req
207. But this time
she's been off for about…Copy !req
208. - Ma'am.
- Six months.Copy !req
209. How many serious suicide attempts?Copy !req
210. This one makes three.Copy !req
211. - Don't you know this stuff?
- Just reviewing before we go in.Copy !req
212. I got the case this morning.Copy !req
213. - Hey, Marty. You got Wyninski?
- Wyczenski.Copy !req
214. - Wyczenski. Sorry.
- Yeah. Drug overdose.Copy !req
215. So you're stipulating
to an attempted suicide, right?Copy !req
216. No, but nice try. No intent.Copy !req
217. - I'm sorry, what was your name again?
- Abby.Copy !req
218. - Did you witness the attempt, Abby?
- I was with her.Copy !req
219. She took the pills in a bathroom.
Who was that?Copy !req
220. Your mother's public defender.
Since they won't stipulate,Copy !req
221. I'll have you testify to the intention
and lethality of the attempt.Copy !req
222. - Nobody called me to testify.
- That's why you're here, right?Copy !req
223. You want your mother
to stay committed.Copy !req
224. Well, yes, but somebody should have…Copy !req
225. Okay. You're here now.Copy !req
226. Come on.Copy !req
227. I think we pretty much
have it all…Copy !req
228. Just answer all the questions
that we talked about.Copy !req
229. All right.Copy !req
230. Peter, I thought
you would never get here.Copy !req
231. - What happened?
- I was carrying Reece.Copy !req
232. I stepped in a grate in the sidewalk
and twisted my ankle so bad,Copy !req
233. I thought I was going to pass out.Copy !req
234. Was he hurt? Are you hurt?Copy !req
235. He scraped his elbow. He's okay.Copy !req
236. Carla, you were carrying him
while you were wearing these?Copy !req
237. They said they wanna operate.Copy !req
238. I kept telling them to call you.
I do not want an operation.Copy !req
239. Yeah, well, you have
a trimalleolar fracture.Copy !req
240. They'll have to put a screw in it
so it'll heal properly.Copy !req
241. - Can't you do it?
- No. You need an orthopedic surgeon.Copy !req
242. Well, how long am I
gonna have to stay in the hospital?Copy !req
243. - A couple of days.
- I can't. Roger's out of town.Copy !req
244. Yeah, is he ever around?Copy !req
245. We haven't been
getting along well lately.Copy !req
246. Which is one of the reasons why
I cannot deal with this right now.Copy !req
247. I'll take Reece for a couple of days
till you get back on your feet.Copy !req
248. I don't think that's gonna be a good idea.Copy !req
249. Why not?Copy !req
250. Jackie told me that you moved in
with that girlfriend.Copy !req
251. - And that's a problem?
- It's not a good environment for our son.Copy !req
252. Carla, give me a break.
She's a pediatrician.Copy !req
253. I'm just saying she don't seem
like the motherly type.Copy !req
254. She was admitted
following a suicide attempt.Copy !req
255. That's not what I asked, Dr. DeRaad.Copy !req
256. Has Mrs. Wyczenski shown any signs
of suicidality since her admission?Copy !req
257. Not that I'm aware of.Copy !req
258. She has voluntarily submitted
for all treatmentsCopy !req
259. and medications recommended
by your department?Copy !req
260. - That's correct.
- No further questions, Your Honor.Copy !req
261. Thank you, doctor.
Does the state have any more witnesses?Copy !req
262. Yes, Your Honor.
The people call Abby Lockhart.Copy !req
263. Hold on. All right, I was next.
I was next. It's my turn.Copy !req
264. That's enough.Copy !req
265. The testimony you shall give will be
the truth and nothing but the truth?Copy !req
266. Please have a seat.Copy !req
267. It was my turn.Copy !req
268. You're Mrs. Wyczenski's daughter?Copy !req
269. I've been waiting.
This bitch took my turn.Copy !req
270. Settle down.Copy !req
271. - Miss Lockhart?
- Yes.Copy !req
272. And as such,
you support a mandatory holdCopy !req
273. for your mother because she might
attempt to kill herself again.Copy !req
274. Objection. Leading.
Sustained.Copy !req
275. Miss Lockhart, do you feel your mother
should be involuntarily committed?Copy !req
276. - Yes.
- Why?Copy !req
277. - No. There are no such thing as cuts!
- Russell?Copy !req
278. No back cuts! No front cuts!
No, it's my turn!Copy !req
279. - That bitch stole my spot! Take her!
- Come on.Copy !req
280. - You take her out! I didn't do anything!
- Shut up.Copy !req
281. She took my spot! No! No!Copy !req
282. He was pushed down in an altercation.
No LOC. Tenderness to mid-shaft clavicle.Copy !req
283. - You said there's no LOC?
- He's faking.Copy !req
284. Vitals are normal.
No chest or belly pain.Copy !req
285. - What's his name?
- He refused to give it.Copy !req
286. - He said it was "O. Possum."
- Ow.Copy !req
287. His name's Brett Paxton,
and he's crazy.Copy !req
288. - What's this?
- Human bite to the left hand.Copy !req
289. I'll need stitches,
thanks to this freak.Copy !req
290. Cool it! Cool it! Okay. Okay.Copy !req
291. Take the opossum to Exam 1 and get
the kangaroo to Sutures. Come on.Copy !req
292. - God! Okay, okay, okay!
- You need to flush them out.Copy !req
293. Well, you've flushed
enough already. Okay?Copy !req
294. - Here you go.
- You know I've never worn one of those.Copy !req
295. Well, maybe it's time you at least
started dressing like a doctor. Come on.Copy !req
296. What?Copy !req
297. - Carter, your pregnancy's bleeding out!
- Where is she?Copy !req
298. She's passed out in the bathroom.Copy !req
299. Noni? Oh, my God.
Noni, can you hear me? Wake up!Copy !req
300. - I can't find a pulse.
- She's got a weak carotid. Get a gurney.Copy !req
301. - You're divorced, Mrs. Lockhart?
- Objection. Irrelevant.Copy !req
302. Goes to living arrangements,
Your Honor.Copy !req
303. I'll allow it.Copy !req
304. Yes.Copy !req
305. - And when was your divorce finalized?
- Last summer.Copy !req
306. - Have you been dating anyone?
- Your Honor?Copy !req
307. Get to the point, Mr. Nesmith.Copy !req
308. Your mother can be eccentric,
maybe a little embarrassing at times?Copy !req
309. She suffers from a debilitating
mood disorder.Copy !req
310. Having her live with you while trying
to date would be a major inconvenience?Copy !req
311. I've tried having her live
with me before several times.Copy !req
312. - It doesn't work.
- Doesn't work?Copy !req
313. No. She stops taking her medications,
she loses control and she disappears.Copy !req
314. Does she look out of control to you?Copy !req
315. She's on her meds now.Copy !req
316. - So she does take her medication.
- She's only taken them for a week.Copy !req
317. As long as she's med compliant,
she's not a danger.Copy !req
318. - She doesn't stay med compliant.
- That wasn't my question.Copy !req
319. Have you known your mother to be
a danger to herself while med compliant?Copy !req
320. No. Not usually.Copy !req
321. You think locking her up in a psychiatric
facility would be better for her?Copy !req
322. - I can't take care of her.
- Can't or won't?Copy !req
323. - She tried to kill herself while with me.
- Non-responsive.Copy !req
324. - Please. Just answer the questions.
- Well, tell him to ask them.Copy !req
325. Miss Lockhart.Copy !req
326. - You okay?
- Yes!Copy !req
327. - Would you like some water?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
328. BP's 60 palp.Copy !req
329. What's her HemoCue?
10.8.Copy !req
330. Good. She's got a little reserve.Copy !req
331. No fetal pole, no heartbeat.
Just blood and POCs.Copy !req
332. That's an incomplete miscarriage.Copy !req
333. Call OB. She needs a D and C.Copy !req
334. I'll do a pelvic to see if…Copy !req
335. - Carter, this is her boyfriend.
- What happened?Copy !req
336. Your girlfriend had a miscarriage,
but it's incomplete.Copy !req
337. - She needs a D and C to stop bleeding.
- She's gonna be okay?Copy !req
338. She might need a transfusion. I'll speak
with you after she's stabilized.Copy !req
339. - Oh, God!
- Can you take him outside?Copy !req
340. Call for packed cells.
If pressure's not up after two liters,Copy !req
341. HemoCue every 30 minutes.Copy !req
342. Are human bites
really worse than dog bites?Copy !req
343. Yeah, because of the virulence
of the bacteria.Copy !req
344. If germs infect the joint,
it can cause scarring,Copy !req
345. which can limit your range of motion.Copy !req
346. You don't wanna lose your opposable thumb.Copy !req
347. So you guys rival mascots or something?Copy !req
348. No, we were at the Furturama show.
It's a convention for furries.Copy !req
349. People who like to dress
in animal costumes.Copy !req
350. He started it.
I think he'd been drinking.Copy !req
351. - One minute he was skritching me…
- Skritching?Copy !req
352. Scratching. Mock grooming.
Sort of our version of a handshake.Copy !req
353. Next thing you know,
he's got his hand in my pouch.Copy !req
354. So I decked him.
I'm not into the weird stuff.Copy !req
355. It makes me sick.
I never felt like myself.Copy !req
356. I told the doctors that.
They never really listen to me.Copy !req
357. They just keep giving me more pills.Copy !req
358. How do you feel now?
Better.Copy !req
359. - So you're no longer depressed?
- No.Copy !req
360. Did you try to kill yourself
during your last depressive episode?Copy !req
361. I took an overdose
of sleeping pills, yes.Copy !req
362. But I never meant to kill myself.Copy !req
363. - She's lying.
- Shh.Copy !req
364. Why did you take so many pills?Copy !req
365. Who in their right mind wants to drive
from Oklahoma to Chicago, really?Copy !req
366. I get carsick.Copy !req
367. I just thought if I could sleep,
I'd be all right.Copy !req
368. I took some pills.Copy !req
369. - She took 900 milligrams.
- They didn't work right away.Copy !req
370. You know, I foolishly then took
some more pills.Copy !req
371. - She took 900 milligrams. That's 36 pills.
- How much did you take?Copy !req
372. I know it was stupid.
I just thought if I could sleep…Copy !req
373. The next thing I know,
I woke up in the hospital.Copy !req
374. But I never meant to hurt myself
or anyone else.Copy !req
375. Abby, I'm so sorry.
I never meant to put you through that.Copy !req
376. Ask her where she got the pills.Copy !req
377. - She stole them.
- Mr. Rifkin,Copy !req
378. could you please
ask your witness to be quiet?Copy !req
379. If your daughter's not ready to take you
in, are you able to take care of yourself?Copy !req
380. I always have.
I've always worked. Always.Copy !req
381. - Do you have any money?
- I have a few credit cards.Copy !req
382. - They're all canceled.
- I mean it, Miss Lockhart.Copy !req
383. HemoCue every 20 minutes.Copy !req
384. Set up a DIC panel
and call me with the results.Copy !req
385. - What's happening?
- She's going up to the OR.Copy !req
386. I removed some tissue from her cervix.
She's still bleedingCopy !req
387. but it's slowed to the point
that her pressure's okay.Copy !req
388. - Did you do a blood transfusion?
- We gave her plasma.Copy !req
389. - Her blood wasn't clotting properly.
- Why isn't her blood clotting?Copy !req
390. It could be a sign of liver disease.
The liver affects the clotting factors.Copy !req
391. She ever have hepatitis?Copy !req
392. No.Copy !req
393. - She drink alcohol every day?
- No.Copy !req
394. Tylenol? Any other medications?Copy !req
395. - Maybe some herbal stuff.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
396. What kind of herbal stuff?Copy !req
397. Root extracts. They're supposed
to induce miscarriages.Copy !req
398. I thought she wanted this baby.Copy !req
399. She didn't know.Copy !req
400. - How could she not know?
- I gave them to her.Copy !req
401. You what?Copy !req
402. Put them in her tea
for the last few days.Copy !req
403. She didn't even ask me
if I wanted the baby.Copy !req
404. - So you poisoned her?
- I wasn't ready.Copy !req
405. - I thought she'd just…
- What? Bleed to death?Copy !req
406. I didn't mean to make her sick.Copy !req
407. No, man, you just meant
to kill her baby.Copy !req
408. You have a large tumor
on your left ovary.Copy !req
409. I came in here
because I couldn't poop.Copy !req
410. The tumor is large enough that
it's blocking your bowel movements.Copy !req
411. Cancer?Copy !req
412. Well, well, well.Copy !req
413. Every day comes
with its own surprises.Copy !req
414. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
415. That's how I know you.
You're Princess Taffeta.Copy !req
416. And you had that children's show I used
to watch all the time when I was little.Copy !req
417. And you always used to say, "Every
day comes with its own surprises."Copy !req
418. - I don't think so.
- You worked with those great puppets.Copy !req
419. There was Mojo and Mr. Whiskers,
and what was that…?Copy !req
420. Coconuts!
The chimpanzee in the sailor uniform.Copy !req
421. We got that monkey from a labCopy !req
422. and we had to dress him in that
stupid outfit to hide his open sores!Copy !req
423. We need to admit you.Copy !req
424. A gynecologist will want to see you
and start treatment right away.Copy !req
425. No, thanks. I don't like hospitals!Copy !req
426. Look, the tumor will only get worse,
and you'll feel sicker.Copy !req
427. Is there someone that we can call?Copy !req
428. A family member, perhaps,
who can talk to you about this?Copy !req
429. Nope. Don't have any brothers
or sisters and never got married.Copy !req
430. I was engaged once to a man
named Christopher Clemmons.Copy !req
431. He was gonna be
a famous jazz musician.Copy !req
432. I was gonna be a movie star.Copy !req
433. Doesn't really matter now.Copy !req
434. In the end, everybody dies alone.
Right?Copy !req
435. Excuse me, you got a light?Copy !req
436. - This is turning into a freaking disaster.
- You did fine.Copy !req
437. - Who's covering for you?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
438. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
439. She's asking for you.Copy !req
440. - Maybe you should talk to her.
- What for?Copy !req
441. You didn't want me to deal with her.Copy !req
442. No. I thought
she needed hospitalization.Copy !req
443. Well, why do you think I'm here?Copy !req
444. Because you know she needs your help,
even if she doesn't want it.Copy !req
445. - I thought you should eat something.
- Thank you.Copy !req
446. You lied.Copy !req
447. You wanted to kill yourself.Copy !req
448. I can't be committed.Copy !req
449. Well, you need help, Mom. And
I obviously don't know how to help you.Copy !req
450. I understand. I don't want
to be a burden to you, Abby.Copy !req
451. I swear that's the truth.
But I can't be committed.Copy !req
452. So you'll just do this
to yourself over again?Copy !req
453. - You'll just roll through the whole cycle?
- No.Copy !req
454. Then what?Copy !req
455. What? What are you gonna do
differently this time?Copy !req
456. I don't know. I don't want
to break any more promises to you.Copy !req
457. I've put you through
so much already…Copy !req
458. If you believe that,
you'd seek treatment.Copy !req
459. - I will. I just…
- Can't be committed.Copy !req
460. Right. Well…Copy !req
461. Well, just forgive me
if I don't trust your judgment.Copy !req
462. I would have found a way to try,
Abby. It's not your fault.Copy !req
463. Nothing I do is your fault.Copy !req
464. My company has
this Christmas charity event.Copy !req
465. One year the guy who always
dresses up for the kids got sick.Copy !req
466. My boss made me
put on this reindeer suit.Copy !req
467. The kids went nuts.
The adults thought it was great.Copy !req
468. Everybody took pictures with me.Copy !req
469. - Sounds almost fun.
- It was a blast.Copy !req
470. I used to be so shy.
But the suit gives you freedom.Copy !req
471. It lets you do things
you normally wouldn't do.Copy !req
472. - But I'm not a plushie or a furvert.
- A what?Copy !req
473. Furverts like
to wear their suits during sex.Copy !req
474. And plushies are overly fond
of stuffed animals.Copy !req
475. - What?
- But not me. I just like the suit.Copy !req
476. Some people disapprove and think
it's wrong, but the truth is,Copy !req
477. I'm never happier
than when I'm a kangaroo.Copy !req
478. You have to rule out appendicitis,
biliary disease, food poisoning.Copy !req
479. - Does she have a fever?
- No. 98.8.Copy !req
480. Good breath sounds. What's that smell?Copy !req
481. - Oh, my God.
- I've seen this before.Copy !req
482. Get a surgical consult. I'll call DCFS.Copy !req
483. No. It's a folk cure.
They heat a coin overCopy !req
484. a candle and drag it across the back.Copy !req
485. Sometimes they dip the coins
in essential oils.Copy !req
486. Just because it's an ancient tradition
doesn't mean it's not child abuse.Copy !req
487. The minty smell is oil of wintergreen.Copy !req
488. It's got a high concentration
of salicylates.Copy !req
489. It could have caused the aspirin toxicity.Copy !req
490. Let's get a blood gas
and a salicylate level.Copy !req
491. You do that. I'm calling Family Services.Copy !req
492. - Will I be able to have more children?
- Yes.Copy !req
493. Noni, what your boyfriend did
was really wrong.Copy !req
494. You need to consider whether or not
to file criminal charges.Copy !req
495. Victor loves me.Copy !req
496. - He just got scared.
- That doesn't justify what he did.Copy !req
497. I was so excited to be pregnant.Copy !req
498. What do you want to do?Copy !req
499. Mrs. Wyczenski, are you familiar
with reading directionsCopy !req
500. and warnings
on over-the-counter medications?Copy !req
501. Yes, I suppose so.Copy !req
502. Would you please read the label on this?Copy !req
503. I'm sorry, I don't have
my reading glasses. I can't see.Copy !req
504. Allow me, then.
Okay.Copy !req
505. "One tablet at bedtime.
May repeat in four hours if necessary.Copy !req
506. Do not exceed four tablets
in a 24-hour period."Copy !req
507. You took 36 tablets, did you not?Copy !req
508. I didn't have my
reading glasses with me then either.Copy !req
509. You took 36 pills and you didn't
intend to kill yourself?Copy !req
510. I was depressed, but I didn't want
to kill myself. Really.Copy !req
511. - Where did you get the pills?
- I got them at a convenience store.Copy !req
512. How did you pay for them?Copy !req
513. - I didn't.
- You stole them?Copy !req
514. Objection. Shoplifting has nothing
to do with suicidality.Copy !req
515. - Goes to intent.
- Get to it quickly.Copy !req
516. Why did you have to steal them?Copy !req
517. Why didn't you ask your daughter
to pay for them?Copy !req
518. - She wouldn't have.
- Why not?Copy !req
519. - She was worried.
- Worried that you'd try to kill yourself?Copy !req
520. She worries when I get depressed.Copy !req
521. Because during other depressions
you have attempted suicide.Copy !req
522. In fact, you've been committed on two
other occasions for attempted suicide.Copy !req
523. - In '83 and 1974.
- Yes.Copy !req
524. - What method did you use for those?
- Carbon monoxide poisoning.Copy !req
525. In '83.Copy !req
526. - What about in '74?
- I took some pills.Copy !req
527. Did you coin Lynda because she's sick?Copy !req
528. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
529. Could someone get me
a translator? Where's Chen?Copy !req
530. Look who's here!Copy !req
531. Your cardiac enzymes
are back, Mr. Ferris.Copy !req
532. You had a small heart attack.Copy !req
533. What did I tell you?
I know heart attacks.Copy !req
534. - I'm lucky you showed up when you did.
- We kept you alive till he got there.Copy !req
535. If there are any blockages, we'll open it
with an angioplasty balloonCopy !req
536. - and we'll keep it open with a stent.
- Thank you, Peter.Copy !req
537. Not bad for a guy who blew up
a rubber in your classroom.Copy !req
538. I'll check on you later.Copy !req
539. Hi, Reece. What are you doing here?Copy !req
540. His mother broke her ankle.
She's waiting to be admitted to Surgery.Copy !req
541. Could you look at a belly?
Sure.Copy !req
542. Excuse me.Copy !req
543. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
544. Could you just calm down?Copy !req
545. - She seems pretty upset.
- You think?Copy !req
546. You speak Cantonese?Copy !req
547. You think? I was
a translator in the Army.Copy !req
548. Could you ask her what she
treated her granddaughter with?Copy !req
549. - I think I can manage.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
550. Malucci. Her labs are back.
Electrolytes are normal. No anion gap.Copy !req
551. PH 7.4. Salicylate level's
10 milligrams per deciliter.Copy !req
552. - Well, that's not a toxic range.
- Nope.Copy !req
553. Her liver-function tests
and her head CT are also normal.Copy !req
554. Then it's one hell of a case
of gastroenteritis.Copy !req
555. We've given her 10 of Compazine.
She's still puking.Copy !req
556. Peter's looking at her now.
I'll let you know.Copy !req
557. Well, anything?Copy !req
558. She said she used hot coins
and liniment.Copy !req
559. Yeah, I know that.
But did she say why?Copy !req
560. She's possessed.Copy !req
561. Grandma or the girl? What are we
talking here, demonic spirits?Copy !req
562. No, more like evil thoughts.
Sinful behavior.Copy !req
563. You know, S-E-X.Copy !req
564. Faye? Faye!Copy !req
565. Faye, where are you going?
Where're you going?Copy !req
566. I got a garden party at 6.Copy !req
567. You need to be admitted to the hospital
so you can start treatment.Copy !req
568. - We both know that's not gonna happen.
- You can't leave. Come on.Copy !req
569. I've never been one for hospitals.
They smell funny.Copy !req
570. Besides, I already signed the papers.Copy !req
571. Will you at least speak
to a psychiatrist?Copy !req
572. Mr. Whiskers.Copy !req
573. - Take it.
- No, I can't. Really.Copy !req
574. Look, honey, I'm gonna be dead
in a few months. You said so yourself.Copy !req
575. Make me feel better knowing he's
with someone who'll appreciate him.Copy !req
576. Stupid puppet ended my acting career.Copy !req
577. But it did buy my first house.Copy !req
578. Thank you.Copy !req
579. Every day comes
with its own surprises.Copy !req
580. A statement from a former employer
of Mrs. Wyczenski…Copy !req
581. I don't need any more statements.Copy !req
582. The employer affirms that…Copy !req
583. We've spent more than enough time
on this one already. Let's move on.Copy !req
584. Mrs. Wyczenski is released
on her own recognizance.Copy !req
585. - What's next, Mike?
- Well, that's good. You won.Copy !req
586. - Is this yours, Marty?
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
587. - So I can just go?
- Yes, you can go.Copy !req
588. - Wait a minute. That's it?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
589. - She's letting her go?
- Is the respondent here?Copy !req
590. - Yes, he is, Your Honor.
- She needs hospitalization!Copy !req
591. I'm not debating it with you.
You've counseled your client?Copy !req
592. - I have.
- Yeah, but, I mean, that's…Copy !req
593. We did all we can. I'm sorry.
We have to move on.Copy !req
594. You're done. It's good. Just go back
to the hospital and sign out.Copy !req
595. Okay. That's good. Move on.
All of you should just move on.Copy !req
596. We wouldn't want
to waste time on this.Copy !req
597. - I've been dealing with her for 30 years.
- Russell?Copy !req
598. You didn't have to drive her
to the hospital.Copy !req
599. Pour charcoal down her throat.
Breathe for her.Copy !req
600. - This way.
- I'm getting my coat!Copy !req
601. Just don't touch her.Copy !req
602. She's not your mother.
What do you care?Copy !req
603. The rest of us will take care of her. And
maybe if you're really lucky next time,Copy !req
604. you won't have to hear the case at all.
Maybe next time you'll do it right!Copy !req
605. And then it'll be
the coroner's problem.Copy !req
606. No evidence of appendicitis
or pancreatitis.Copy !req
607. - Biliary colic?
- No.Copy !req
608. - I'm about to give up.
- Did you check for pyelo?Copy !req
609. Yes. And hepatitis. You should get an
x-ray of that wrist if it's bothering you.Copy !req
610. I'm fine.Copy !req
611. - What will you do with Reece?
- I left a message for Jackie.Copy !req
612. Hopefully she can pick him up
on her way home from work.Copy !req
613. Why don't you take him home?
You can't do anything with that hand.Copy !req
614. I wanna stick around
until Ferris gets a room.Copy !req
615. Then I'll take him home with me.
I'm off in an hour.Copy !req
616. - No, I don't want you to have to do that.
- I don't mind.Copy !req
617. We'll have fun, right?Copy !req
618. - All right. Thanks.
- You have to let me take an x-ray.Copy !req
619. Come on,
you're resorting to blackmail?Copy !req
620. What the hell is that?Copy !req
621. I remember Mr. Whiskers!
Where did you get him? On eBay?Copy !req
622. Princess Taffeta was the patient
who Maced you.Copy !req
623. - That's probably worth some money.
- Looks like roadkill.Copy !req
624. Malucci, there's a priest in
with Lynda An?Copy !req
625. - Yeah. He's doing an exorcism.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
626. Actually, he's a chaplain,
and it's more of a blessing.Copy !req
627. But it should work.
I think her problem's psychosomatic.Copy !req
628. Based on your vast knowledge
of psychiatry?Copy !req
629. And the fact her grandma caught her
messing around with her boyfriend.Copy !req
630. It's all about guilt.
Hey, how's it working out with Lynda?Copy !req
631. - I think she's gonna be fine.
- Excellent.Copy !req
632. - How are you feeling, Lynda?
- Hungry.Copy !req
633. No more nausea?
No. I'm starving.Copy !req
634. She's eating solid foods and not
vomiting. She's ready to go home.Copy !req
635. I'd like to admit you, keep you overnight
for observation and rehydration.Copy !req
636. - Could I get a pizza or something?
- We'll see what we can work out, okay?Copy !req
637. - Nice catch.
- I'd still like to do some more tests.Copy !req
638. Why, because you can't admit
that a surgeon and a pediatricianCopy !req
639. got outsmarted by a goombah?Copy !req
640. Yeah. Don't sweat it.Copy !req
641. You're not the first to be deceived by my
rugged good looks and boyish charm.Copy !req
642. By signing, you acknowledgeCopy !req
643. doctors feel it's best
you remain hospitalizedCopy !req
644. and you accept and understand
by leaving against medical advice,Copy !req
645. you risk a deterioration
of your psychiatric symptoms.Copy !req
646. What about my meds?Copy !req
647. Can I have a prescription?Copy !req
648. I will give
you three days' worth.Copy !req
649. I want to see you Monday.Copy !req
650. If you're doing well,
I'll give you a week's worth.Copy !req
651. - Okay.
- Okay what? What does that mean?Copy !req
652. - Could I call you?
- Sure.Copy !req
653. - All right.
- You can call me anytime.Copy !req
654. - You can call me just to talk.
- Okay.Copy !req
655. I got some stuff from that motel room
and some stuff you left in my apartment.Copy !req
656. - Thank you.
- Figure out where you're going?Copy !req
657. Yeah. Dr. Legaspi gave me
the name of a shelter.Copy !req
658. I'm gonna go there for a few days.Copy !req
659. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
660. Good luck, Maggie.Copy !req
661. - See you next time.
- Next time?Copy !req
662. Yeah, whenever it is,
wherever it is…Copy !req
663. Maybe there won't be a next time.Copy !req
664. You're gonna walk out of here
on your own one weekCopy !req
665. after swallowing a pharmacy,
as close to death as I see people get,Copy !req
666. and you think there's not
gonna be a next time?Copy !req
667. I hope not. I don't know.Copy !req
668. I promised myself
I wouldn't make any promises.Copy !req
669. You know,Copy !req
670. when I saw you seizing
on that table, I thought:Copy !req
671. "This is it. This is it.
This is how it's all gonna end.Copy !req
672. I am going to watch my mother die."Copy !req
673. I still might not be wrong about that.
It could still end that way.Copy !req
674. And there's not one thing
I can do about it. But I'll show up.Copy !req
675. Because you will always have
that power over me.Copy !req
676. I will show up
and I will try to stop it.Copy !req
677. I love you, Mom.Copy !req
678. How long will she be in the hospital?Copy !req
679. We'll keep her overnight for observation.Copy !req
680. - Could I see her?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
681. - I wanna talk to her.
- She prefers to be alone.Copy !req
682. You need to speak to the police.Copy !req
683. - Is this him?
- It's him.Copy !req
684. This is between me and Noni. What did
you do, talk her into pressing charges?Copy !req
685. - I didn't have to. Murder is a felony.
- Come with me, sir.Copy !req
686. It wasn't even a baby.Copy !req
687. Can I speak with Dr. Quaid?
Daryl Quaid.Copy !req
688. Well, he gave me his card
and it has this number on it.Copy !req
689. Right. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
690. One of those days?Copy !req
691. Ever find out what happened with
your numbers guy? Was he a savant?Copy !req
692. Don't know. He left with this doctor
from the VA. I just called to follow up,Copy !req
693. but there's no record of my patient
or the doctor I let him leave with.Copy !req
694. - What will you do?
- Same thing as I always do.Copy !req
695. Hit a bar, get drunk,
go home with a stranger,Copy !req
696. and have wild sex until I pass out
from exhaustion.Copy !req
697. - Takeout and a hot bath?
- Yeah.Copy !req
698. - Randi, have you seen my puppet?
- Your what?Copy !req
699. - Mr. Whiskers.
- I didn't touch it. Trust me.Copy !req
700. Can't believe somebody would steal that.Copy !req
701. - Where do you guys want Super Larry?
- Exam 1.Copy !req
702. - The opossum guy's still in there.
- Okay. Well, let's get rid of him.Copy !req
703. Mr. Paxton?Copy !req
704. Mr. Paxton?
You still playing opossum?Copy !req
705. - Mr. Whiskers!
- Meow.Copy !req
706. - Whatever happened to Mrs. Lindstrom?
- Retired.Copy !req
707. She was mean.Copy !req
708. That woman was born mean.Copy !req
709. Even the other teachers
were afraid of her.Copy !req
710. I'm sure you thought the same of me
with all those detentions I gave you.Copy !req
711. Your detentions steered me
towards medicine. So…Copy !req
712. I might have played a small role in it.
I'm proud of you, Peter.Copy !req
713. Yeah, well, thanks a lot.Copy !req
714. And you should be proud of yourself.Copy !req
715. I am. Look, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
716. Sometimes it's hard when people's
lives depend on your success,Copy !req
717. and you're not always successful.Copy !req
718. Sometimes you…Copy !req
719. Sometimes you get so tired that you
start forgetting what's important.Copy !req
720. And what is that?Copy !req
721. Two things in this world
I'm certain of:Copy !req
722. My love for my son
and my skills as a surgeon.Copy !req
723. I'm a father, I'm a doctor.Copy !req
724. At the end of the day, that's enough.Copy !req
725. What about a teacher?Copy !req
726. That was never one
of my greatest skills.Copy !req
727. The only skill you need
to be a good teacher is to care.Copy !req
728. That's all.Copy !req
729. Who knows? Maybe one of your students
will wind up saving your ass one day.Copy !req
730. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
731. I heard you were here,
but I haven't seen you.Copy !req
732. Yeah. Most of my day is spent
in the jail ward.Copy !req
733. I'm sorry.Copy !req
734. I was glad to hear
that the charges were dropped.Copy !req
735. Shannon Wallace decided
to tell the truthCopy !req
736. after she got the treatment
that she needed.Copy !req
737. That's good.Copy !req
738. - What do you want, Kerry?
- I thought you might be hungry.Copy !req
739. No. No, I'm not, and I have
a ton of work to do. So…Copy !req
740. Right. Well, if you change your mind,Copy !req
741. here's some Kung Pao chicken
from George's.Copy !req
742. Abby, are you okay in there?Copy !req
743. Want some dinner?Copy !req
744. You need to eat.Copy !req
745. Have you been watching
Martha Stewart again?Copy !req
746. - Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
747. - Thank you.
- For what?Copy !req
748. For being there.Copy !req
749. And here.Copy !req
750. Everything.Copy !req
751. - Is the food here?
- What food?Copy !req
752. I'm making dinner by myself.Copy !req
753. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
754. I just hope you didn't order
from that Thai place again.Copy !req
755. Who is it?Copy !req
756. Abby?Copy !req