1. ERCopy !req
2. Previously on ER:Copy !req
3. So four candidates, including me.Copy !req
4. Actually, you make it five.Copy !req
5. This hearing aid is expensive.
My insurance won't cover it.Copy !req
6. I said that we share everything
and I meant everything, okay?Copy !req
7. I practice my IVs on a mannequin.Copy !req
8. That's good.
But know when to ask for help.Copy !req
9. I want you to toast
the new Pedes ER Attending. Me.Copy !req
10. I have heard of foreign doctors who
were willing to start over as interns.Copy !req
11. If they amputate,
is it certain I'll live?Copy !req
12. "Vanishing Act"Copy !req
13. It looks like it's stopped two blocks.Copy !req
14. - Should we hoof it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
15. - Aren't you supposed to set policy?
- I'm here for the ride-along.Copy !req
16. - I hate one-way streets.
- This is nothing.Copy !req
17. I once responded to a call
from a Metallica concert.Copy !req
18. Try getting an anaphylactic headbanger
past "ten thousand maniacs. "Copy !req
19. The guy dropped some acid.
Started him "counting crows. "Copy !req
20. I have to live with this. You got
any pull with crew assignments?Copy !req
21. Can you get us assigned
to the med team at the Bears game?Copy !req
22. I don't do the scheduling, guys.Copy !req
23. You were almost my new best friend.Copy !req
24. Make way! Paramedics coming through!Copy !req
25. Hey, stand back! Stand back!Copy !req
26. Give us some room!Copy !req
27. Looks like a single-
Whoa! Whoa! Jeez!Copy !req
28. - It's Cujo!
- He's protecting his owner.Copy !req
29. - Okay, you open the door.
- Sir, can you hear me?Copy !req
30. - Is he breathing?
- His chest is moving.Copy !req
31. - You got any ideas?
- You're asking me?Copy !req
32. - Unit 57 to OCD, over.
- A little puppy Valium?Copy !req
33. We need Animal Control to 4th.Copy !req
34. A dog is barring access
to an MVA victim. Over.Copy !req
35. That'll take too long. Look.Copy !req
36. - He's right. We gotta get in.
- What do you suggest?Copy !req
37. - I've got a gun.
- I'll keep him busy.Copy !req
38. - You're kidding.
- We gotta assess him now.Copy !req
39. You're the boss.Copy !req
40. Hey, boy!Copy !req
41. Ready? One, two...Copy !req
42. three! Hey!Copy !req
43. - Got a pulse.
- Good breath sounds. Get a backboard.Copy !req
44. - You okay?
- Yeah, I just can't let go.Copy !req
45. - When was your last tetanus shot?
- 1992.Copy !req
46. - One booster coming right up.
- That's okay, I'll pass.Copy !req
47. - It could be worse, like rabies.
- I wouldn't rule it out.Copy !req
48. Think we'd notice the difference?Copy !req
49. - So how many interviews today?
- Two. You and one other.Copy !req
50. You know, I'm still interested...Copy !req
51. but I've decided just not to push
so hard. If I get it, I get it.Copy !req
52. - Good idea.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
53. I mean it's not a good idea
to get worked up over these things.Copy !req
54. - What happened?
- Long story.Copy !req
55. - Rachel's sleepover?
- Good guess. Thanks, Kerry.Copy !req
56. - What's going on?
- Graffiti guys went crazy last night.Copy !req
57. - You're on?
- I'm getting set up for tomorrow.Copy !req
58. Color-coordinated charts?Copy !req
59. Well, whoever said Doug Ross
isn't organized?Copy !req
60. - I did.
- Take it easy.Copy !req
61. Hey, Mark, don't Attendings pay
for Nurse's Night?Copy !req
62. Yeah. Now Doug can contribute.Copy !req
63. No, that's the ER.
I'm the Pedes ER.Copy !req
64. Well, Pedes needs nurses, right?
So I'm billing.Copy !req
65. Hey, get this, 19-year-old,
third pregnancy...Copy !req
66. says she doesn't know
how to use a condom.Copy !req
67. - So did you teach her?
- We're way past that.Copy !req
68. - I'm talking her into a Norplant.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
69. I'd tie her tubes myself if I could.Copy !req
70. If the drawbridge is up,
you can't storm the castle.Copy !req
71. - Excuse me?
- Try a diaphragm. They work.Copy !req
72. Oh, yeah? I wouldn't be too sure.
I'm three days late.Copy !req
73. What? What?Copy !req
74. These came from upstairs.
Letters of rec for chief.Copy !req
75. - Thank you.
- Okay, lift your sleeve.Copy !req
76. When did someone get tetanus
from a dog?Copy !req
77. Don't be a baby.Copy !req
78. - Nice suit, Dr. Weaver.
- Thank you.Copy !req
79. - I didn't know you read Cosmo.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
80. Last month's article
on the power suit.Copy !req
81. I guess I missed that one.Copy !req
82. Are you sure?Copy !req
83. I mean, you nailed it,
down to the accessories.Copy !req
84. - So how long have you been on?
- Oh, just now.Copy !req
85. - Who's your Resident?
- I suppose I'll find out in a minute.Copy !req
86. Why? Did you vie for me?Copy !req
87. You're too much for me to handle.Copy !req
88. Hopefully, whoever I get
feels the same way.Copy !req
89. No, I suspect I'll be sidelined
as a consultant more than anything.Copy !req
90. Hey, do me a favor.Copy !req
91. Reach in his bag and hand me
his hearing aid.Copy !req
92. It's in the black case.Copy !req
93. - Is he having trouble with these?
- No.Copy !req
94. - So why are you putting them on now?
- I was running late.Copy !req
95. - Peter, have you not told everyone?
- T old who?Copy !req
96. I don't have time for a whole bunch
of repetitive questions and sympathy.Copy !req
97. Are you sure that's it?Copy !req
98. - My son is deaf. I know that, okay?
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
99. Wish me luck.Copy !req
100. Jeff Whitcher, 38-year-old magician,
inhaled flash powder.Copy !req
101. What happened? Trap door didn't open?Copy !req
102. More complicated.Copy !req
103. Short of breath and tachypneic,
respiratory rate is 28.Copy !req
104. No previous history
of respiratory illness...Copy !req
105. or inhalation of toxic substances.Copy !req
106. - What's in flash powder?
- Sorry. T rade secret.Copy !req
107. Lycopodium with potassium nitrate.
I looked it up on the Internet.Copy !req
108. Pulse ox is borderline, 91.
No cyanosis.Copy !req
109. - Are you a smoker?
- Occasional.Copy !req
110. Occupational hazard.Copy !req
111. - You can't smoke that here!
- I wasn't planning to.Copy !req
112. - What do you want to do?
- Get a blood gas and check a PO2.Copy !req
113. You get to learn a new procedure.Copy !req
114. I happen to have
a blood gas kit here.Copy !req
115. - Hey, pretty good, doc.
- Trade secret.Copy !req
116. - Can you get a cup of ice, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
117. - We're out of gloves.
- Try your pocket.Copy !req
118. How did you do that?Copy !req
119. It's not what they see,
it's what they think they see.Copy !req
120. - You didn't even move.
- Lucy.Copy !req
121. The blood gas. This one you watch.
Next one you do.Copy !req
122. Don't panic. It's a couple of days.Copy !req
123. - You said three days.
- Two, three, whatever.Copy !req
124. You said you were regular
as a Swiss watch.Copy !req
125. Yeah. I'm regular, not a machine.Copy !req
126. You gonna do a pregnancy test?Copy !req
127. - You're really sweating this.
- Aren't you? A little?Copy !req
128. - I don't feel pregnant.
- Have you been pregnant before?Copy !req
129. I shouldn't have said anything.Copy !req
130. - What's up?
- Syncope. Fourth episode.Copy !req
131. - Seizure?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
132. You want to use the Pedes room?
No waiting.Copy !req
133. Here we go. Okay.
Hey, what's this? Hey!Copy !req
134. Could be Carter's.Copy !req
135. - Carter! Is this your body in here?
- Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
136. - Transport's slow. Need the room?
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. Give me a hand.Copy !req
138. - I thought the Pedes ER was closed.
- Don't leave your stiffs in here.Copy !req
139. Take him to the morgue. We've been
waiting on a transfer for hours.Copy !req
140. - This "the" Prince Albert?
- Who?Copy !req
141. His ding-dong's pierced.
He has a diamond.Copy !req
142. A diamond in his penis?Copy !req
143. Haleh said it was tricky getting
in the Foley.Copy !req
144. - Want to peek?
- I've seen one.Copy !req
145. - I bet.
- Hey, watch it.Copy !req
146. It's your lucky day.
It seems I'm your intern.Copy !req
147. - You missed rounds.
- It's the first day.Copy !req
148. I wasn't sure how this would work.Copy !req
149. You need to be here at 5 a. m. sharp.Copy !req
150. I hope you don't expect
special treatment.Copy !req
151. I don't know what you've been told.
This is more of a formality.Copy !req
152. Maybe for you.
You're the only intern I have.Copy !req
153. Finish pre-rounding before 6.
I need all the vitals.Copy !req
154. T- max, mental status, I's and O's.Copy !req
155. After rounds, check the labs
and run down all x-rays.Copy !req
156. Go over the x-rays yourself.
Don't trust the radiologist.Copy !req
157. Buff the electrolytes as needed.
You take all floor calls.Copy !req
158. If we have clinic that day,
you do H and P's.Copy !req
159. And, of course, all pre-op orders:
CBC, lytes, UA, EKG, PT.Copy !req
160. I know how to pre-op a patient,
thank you.Copy !req
161. Good. If surgery's canceled
because you miss a lab, it's your ass.Copy !req
162. We'll start with Mr. Anderson.Copy !req
163. I reduced his O2.Copy !req
164. Redraw an ABG in 30 minutes.Copy !req
165. Monitor urine output Q one hour.Copy !req
166. Advance drains on beds three and five.Copy !req
167. One, two and six need
wet-to-dry dressing changes.Copy !req
168. You're serious?Copy !req
169. This is how it works.
As third-year, I'm busy operating.Copy !req
170. This stuff is not my job. But the
scut has to be done, by an intern.Copy !req
171. I have three cases today. If you
finish, you can scrub in for one.Copy !req
172. Oh, and this is for you.Copy !req
173. Interns wear short coats.Copy !req
174. Hold the elevator! Hold it!Copy !req
175. - Are you all right?
- I said, hold the elevator!Copy !req
176. Where are we?Copy !req
177. We got multiple stab wounds
to the extremities.Copy !req
178. One in the forearm and chest.Copy !req
179. BP's 120/75. Pulse ox 99.Copy !req
180. - Did the guy have friends?
- Lungs are clear.Copy !req
181. Four plus right radial
and ulnar pulses.Copy !req
182. - What's your name?
- Bo.Copy !req
183. Bo, we'll take care of you.Copy !req
184. You're very lucky.
The chest wound is superficial.Copy !req
185. Bo, do this with your hand.Copy !req
186. How about a car, Bo?Copy !req
187. Spread your fingers.
Don't let me close them.Copy !req
188. I'm tired of this game.
Tell me who it was.Copy !req
189. - Does he have to be here?
- Can you wait outside?Copy !req
190. You were stabbed in daylight.
You didn't see anything?Copy !req
191. You know what? Wait outside.Copy !req
192. Okay, let's roll him.Copy !req
193. - He'll try to settle this on his own.
- Now we have to treat him.Copy !req
194. You know what? Forget it.
Have it your way.Copy !req
195. You could've pressed
that hold button.Copy !req
196. Damn, these elevators are slow.Copy !req
197. I'm gonna catch that lunch traffic.
I know it!Copy !req
198. - Do you drive?
- Do I?Copy !req
199. My son used to have one of those.
Gave him a heart attack.Copy !req
200. - Nothing but stress.
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
201. No, I didn't watch the whole thing.
The part I saw looked benign.Copy !req
202. It was my fault. Sorry.Copy !req
203. - Well, you did. Thanks.
- Problem?Copy !req
204. Did you know that Romeo and Juliet
is PG-13?Copy !req
205. - I wasn't aware of it.
- It is.Copy !req
206. I showed it at Rachel's slumber party.
Now all the mothers are calling me.Copy !req
207. Elizabeth. Elizabeth!Copy !req
208. Can you come take a look
at a pulseless foot?Copy !req
209. I've been waiting 40 minutes
for a surgical consult.Copy !req
210. Normally, I would.
But I'm only an intern.Copy !req
211. I can't believe it.Copy !req
212. I don't want to believe it.
I already have five admissions.Copy !req
213. Lab turnaround time is pathetic.Copy !req
214. And Radiology already lost
three of my films.Copy !req
215. Dale has me sitting
for a bleeding time...Copy !req
216. on your Ewing's sarcoma amputation.
Waste of time.Copy !req
217. - Dana Ellis?
- She doesn't have a clotting problem.Copy !req
218. - Is that today?
- Yes, surgery's at 4 p. m.Copy !req
219. Five minutes. 54-year-old male,
peripheral vascular disease...Copy !req
220. calf pain at rest.
I'm thinking arterial thrombosis.Copy !req
221. - Did you get a Doppler pulse?
- Yeah.Copy !req
222. Mr. Darcy, this is Dr. Corday,
our Surgical Resident.Copy !req
223. How long will this keep me down?
I choreograph a video next week.Copy !req
224. Let me examine you,
and I'll have a clearer idea.Copy !req
225. - Are you a smoker?
- What's that got to do with my leg?Copy !req
226. - Is this the Vascular consult?
- I asked Dr. Corday to examine.Copy !req
227. I'll take over.Copy !req
228. Did you get the labs
on the perfed diverticulum?Copy !req
229. They're not ready yet.Copy !req
230. Better sit on them.
You know Romano. Gotta start on time.Copy !req
231. Of course.Copy !req
232. Come on.Copy !req
233. - Lucy?
- What?Copy !req
234. - Is something wrong?
- No.Copy !req
235. Can you work up
this guy with vertigo for me?Copy !req
236. You know how to check
for cerebellar function?Copy !req
237. Find me when you're done.
We'll discuss the differential.Copy !req
238. Got it.Copy !req
239. - What's the extension for the morgue?
- 5001. See this guy?Copy !req
240. He's looking for Dr. Carter.Copy !req
241. - Can I help you?
- Yeah. My brother died last night.Copy !req
242. They gave me his valuables.
Something's missing.Copy !req
243. - I need to get some jewelry off him.
- Oh, right! Right!Copy !req
244. - Your brother's down in the morgue.
- Last name Naughton?Copy !req
245. Definitely down in the morgue.Copy !req
246. - Can you tell me how to get there?
- Yeah. No.Copy !req
247. They don't allow family down there.Copy !req
248. It's... They make you wait.
It takes forever.Copy !req
249. It's chilly.Copy !req
250. You know what I'm gonna do?Copy !req
251. I'm gonna go down there and get it.Copy !req
252. Your brother. And bring
your brother up here.Copy !req
253. - Great. That'd be great. Thank you.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
254. - What are you doing here?
- Checking in on you.Copy !req
255. How you feeling?Copy !req
256. Well, they're chopping my leg off.Copy !req
257. - Your decision?
- You could call it that.Copy !req
258. I wouldn't have had a say at all
if it wasn't for you.Copy !req
259. You gotta go with the odds, right?
You scared?Copy !req
260. I thought, "Okay, I'll just
get used to it. " But...Copy !req
261. In pain?Copy !req
262. A little.Copy !req
263. I'll tell them
to increase the dosage.Copy !req
264. That's okay.
I sort of like to feel it.Copy !req
265. It'll be gone in a few hours.Copy !req
266. - Hello, Mr. Ellis.
- What's going on?Copy !req
267. I came to check in on Dana.Copy !req
268. She's being taken care of. Thank you.Copy !req
269. I wanted to talk to you
about her pain.Copy !req
270. Dana's having surgery in a few hours.Copy !req
271. If you don't mind, Dr. Romano is gonna
handle everything from here.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. Excuse me.
Are you in charge of transport?Copy !req
274. Depends who's asking.Copy !req
275. I know this sounds weird.Copy !req
276. I was wondering if you
by any chance found a body?Copy !req
277. Transport!Copy !req
278. Yeah, what floor? Okay.Copy !req
279. I don't know. Half-hour.Copy !req
280. Damn!Copy !req
281. - What did you want?
- I lost a body.Copy !req
282. - Did you try to move it yourself?
- You guys were taking so long.Copy !req
283. - What was I supposed to do?
- It's our fault?Copy !req
284. No, it's not your fault.
I just want to find the body.Copy !req
285. I'll call the morgue.Copy !req
286. - I checked. He's not there.
- Yo, Gerald!Copy !req
287. Yo, it's Tony.Copy !req
288. Have any unclaimed bodies?Copy !req
289. Yeah, she's here now.Copy !req
290. Hold on, I'll ask. Would this body
fit down the incinerator chute?Copy !req
291. The incinerator?Copy !req
292. Yeah, that got her.Copy !req
293. Yo, thanks, G.
Okay, I'll be right down.Copy !req
294. You're in luck. Someone stuffed some
fat stiff in the closet of the ICU.Copy !req
295. - Why? Why do you have to go?
- I just gotta.Copy !req
296. Well, what's the hurry?Copy !req
297. - The doctor said it's okay.
- It will be okay.Copy !req
298. He has to stitch it up first.Copy !req
299. Besides, I like having you around.Copy !req
300. There's not very many interesting
people here today.Copy !req
301. So maybe I'll come back.Copy !req
302. You've gotta help me out.
You'll get me in trouble.Copy !req
303. I'll write you a note.Copy !req
304. Besides, you do not want
to get that infected.Copy !req
305. Just a few minutes. I'll get
a doctor. We'll take care of it.Copy !req
306. - All right.
- Good.Copy !req
307. - Lynette?
- Yeah?Copy !req
308. - Could you get his mother for me?
- He's 18.Copy !req
309. He got stabbed. I'm afraid
he'll bolt to settle the score.Copy !req
310. - Mark!
- Yeah. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
311. - You admitting that thrombosis?
- He's got a high-grade lesion.Copy !req
312. - You taking him up?
- I need to present him to Romano.Copy !req
313. We'll bring the team.Copy !req
314. - When?
- As soon as I can.Copy !req
315. Can you stitch Bo? He's antsy.Copy !req
316. I'll be right there.Copy !req
317. Can you clear this neck for me?
He looks okay.Copy !req
318. I ordered a trauma panel.Copy !req
319. - Sure. You got it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
320. - How are we doing?
- Vitals are normal.Copy !req
321. I'm fine.Copy !req
322. - Did you lose consciousness?
- No.Copy !req
323. This really isn't necessary.Copy !req
324. - Any chest or abdominal pain?
- Can I go home?Copy !req
325. We need to get an x-ray
of your neck first.Copy !req
326. - Have you ever had hepatitis?
- I don't think so. Why?Copy !req
327. Your eyes are a little yellow.
On any medication?Copy !req
328. - Prednisone, cyclosporine, Imuran.
- Those are transplant meds.Copy !req
329. Well, I had a new liver two years ago.Copy !req
330. Okay. Let's get a ProTime,
LFT s and a cyclosporine level.Copy !req
331. - Something's wrong?
- Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
332. One minute. You're jaundiced.Copy !req
333. - I can go see my doctor.
- We need to do those tests now.Copy !req
334. I'll be back.Copy !req
335. - Here you go, Jeanie.
- Thanks.Copy !req
336. - This is her card.
- Rosa Munoz.Copy !req
337. That's social security card.Copy !req
338. She said her name was Carmen.Copy !req
339. - And your name?
- Luisa.Copy !req
340. - Her sister?
- Cousins.Copy !req
341. I understand you're concerned.Copy !req
342. This would be fraud.
It doesn't matter if he's illegal.Copy !req
343. No, that's her number.Copy !req
344. - This is your card.
- No.Copy !req
345. She say that he need a special doctor?Copy !req
346. There could be a problem
with Angel's heart.Copy !req
347. Please take this number.
Other hospital no take him-Copy !req
348. We're a county hospital.
We treat all emergencies.Copy !req
349. - True?
- True.Copy !req
350. When we're short on beds, we
stick the bodies in the storage room.Copy !req
351. - Why didn't you call us?
- We did.Copy !req
352. - Guys, I gotta get back.
- You want to take him back?Copy !req
353. - He's black.
- Is that a problem?Copy !req
354. Dana Ellis. What about her?Copy !req
355. - I'm worried about phantom limb pain.
- Don't be. She's on morphine.Copy !req
356. That won't do it. I want her
on a preemptive analgesia...Copy !req
357. to rewire the motor nerves.Copy !req
358. She's still your patient?Copy !req
359. Dr. Greene's on line 3, waiting
on a consult for an ischemic leg.Copy !req
360. - Does he have a pulse by Doppler?
- I'll check.Copy !req
361. It's a simple lumbar epidural.Copy !req
362. It'll put the surgery off a few days.Copy !req
363. One night course does not
a pain management specialist make.Copy !req
364. The patient has a Doppler pulse.
Dr. Greene wants an ET A.Copy !req
365. - When I get there!
- There's no reason not to try.Copy !req
366. I don't know that she's
psychologically ready.Copy !req
367. Three days won't make much difference.Copy !req
368. - How's that new intern working out?
- She'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
369. Let her scrub in.Copy !req
370. - I'm gonna talk to the family.
- No, you're not!Copy !req
371. That girl has a cancer
that could spread very rapidly.Copy !req
372. I won't sit idly by and watch you
experiment with a technique you read!Copy !req
373. - Dr. Romano?
- What?Copy !req
374. You should talk to Greene.
He wants something definitive.Copy !req
375. If the guy has calf pain, tell him
to do an ultrasound. Don't go!Copy !req
376. Rule out DVT. That'll shut him up.
Leave it alone!Copy !req
377. I have to go upstairs
to this interview.Copy !req
378. Will you page me when Romano
graces us with his presence?Copy !req
379. - Don't hold your breath.
- You'll tear your stitches!Copy !req
380. Let me out! I gotta go!Copy !req
381. So you can get the guy that did this?Copy !req
382. - What's going on?
- Bo here wants to retaliate.Copy !req
383. You said the doc would stitch me up
and I could go.Copy !req
384. - We want you to be safe, Bo.
- Save it, lady.Copy !req
385. Look, thanks for fixing me!
I'm going.Copy !req
386. If you want me to sign, I'll sign.Copy !req
387. You'll rip your vein open.
I don't want you bleeding.Copy !req
388. - Then take it out.
- You want to leave that bad, fine.Copy !req
389. Let me get the right instrument.Copy !req
390. You can go about your business.Copy !req
391. Please, wait here. Wait one minute.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
392. - What's going on?
- He can't leave.Copy !req
393. - When's the mother getting here?
- I haven't reached her.Copy !req
394. - I'm calling Psych.
- He'll be gone by then.Copy !req
395. - What is that?
- Versed.Copy !req
396. I have to sedate him
until the mother gets here.Copy !req
397. That might be an option
if it wasn't unethical.Copy !req
398. - Not with someone's life at stake.
- You can't restrain him with drugs.Copy !req
399. He was agitated. To finish
the treatment, we had to sedate him.Copy !req
400. Security can keep him down here
until Psych puts him on a hold.Copy !req
401. They'll have to prove
that he's a danger to others.Copy !req
402. - He knows the system. He'll lie.
- Maybe we'll find his mother.Copy !req
403. - I'm gonna make sure.
- Not with that.Copy !req
404. - You have a better idea?
- I'll handle it.Copy !req
405. You know what he'll do if you don't.Copy !req
406. I understand your motive.
I know I asked for your help.Copy !req
407. Why don't you stick with the clinic
patients? Leave the ER ones to me.Copy !req
408. Good luck.Copy !req
409. It don't matter what I do.
It's my business.Copy !req
410. I don't want you here again,
maybe dead.Copy !req
411. If it goes down like that, it does.
Wouldn't be the first time.Copy !req
412. You don't mean that.Copy !req
413. Yo, what's the rent-a-cop doing here?Copy !req
414. So you can talk to somebody.Copy !req
415. - I trusted you!
- I'm trying to help you.Copy !req
416. Save it! I ain't talking to nobody.Copy !req
417. We'll wait until your mom gets here.Copy !req
418. - My mom? You called my mom?
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
419. Don't let him leave.Copy !req
420. Pay attention, Dale. Peter's one
of our fastest colon dissectors...Copy !req
421. now that Lizzie's gun's
in the holster.Copy !req
422. We've got an open abdomen, people.
Let's turn up the heat, please.Copy !req
423. Elizabeth, would you retract
the descending colon?Copy !req
424. My pleasure.Copy !req
425. Actually, Dale, why don't you retract
and bovie and give Lizzie the sucker?Copy !req
426. Right. Lizzie, suck out
this oozing area, would you?Copy !req
427. If you don't mind, I don't care
for being called Lizzie.Copy !req
428. Really? Dr. Romano calls you that.Copy !req
429. - Dale, what structure am I dissecting?
- llioinguinal nerve.Copy !req
430. Elizabeth, would you help him out?Copy !req
431. Owing to the slight peristalsis,
it's obviously the left ureter.Copy !req
432. Better get faster
with that suction, Lizzie.Copy !req
433. I freed the sigmoid.Copy !req
434. Elizabeth, ligate the proximal
side while I clamp the vessels.Copy !req
435. - Certainly.
- Dale, move over and start irrigating.Copy !req
436. I prefer Dale do any ligating.Copy !req
437. Just as soon as we finish
the mesenteric vessels.Copy !req
438. Sorry to bother you, Dr. Romano.
Dr. Greene is calling again.Copy !req
439. Lizzie, I think you
just contaminated yourself.Copy !req
440. - I did not.
- Better be safe. Change gowns.Copy !req
441. - I didn't contaminate myself.
- I saw it. She's clean.Copy !req
442. - Thank you.
- So don't pick on her.Copy !req
443. Lizzie, scrub out
and go pacify Greene, would you?Copy !req
444. - You're still here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. You're putting a lot of effort into
this Pedes ER. I'll give you that.Copy !req
446. - I'll take it.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
447. This is our new Pedes ER Attending
and full-time delivery boy, Doug Ross.Copy !req
448. - What do you got for us?
- You're cut off.Copy !req
449. This is Claudia Olson.Copy !req
450. She's a candidate for the new
Chief of Emergency Medicine.Copy !req
451. - A masochist?
- Y eah.Copy !req
452. - Good luck.
- Thanks.Copy !req
453. - Kerry Weaver.
- The Interim Chief?Copy !req
454. Yeah. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
455. You're interviewing today as well?Copy !req
456. How did you guess?Copy !req
457. Well, at least I got to go first.
It was nice to meet you.Copy !req
458. You too.Copy !req
459. It could be hepatitis.Copy !req
460. But our major concern is
that you're rejecting the liver.Copy !req
461. Well, I feel fine. A little tired.Copy !req
462. Do you ever forget to take your meds?Copy !req
463. No. I set my watch daily.Copy !req
464. My cyclosporine level's therapeutic,
isn't it?Copy !req
465. We should arrange for a liver biopsy.Copy !req
466. If it's all the same to you,
I would rather see my own doctor.Copy !req
467. I understand. He hasn't said
anything about your abnormal LFT s?Copy !req
468. I got busy, missed a couple
of checkups.Copy !req
469. You know how important follow-ups
are after organ transplantation.Copy !req
470. I think part of me always suspected
but didn't want to know for sure.Copy !req
471. Now I do.Copy !req
472. You can put yourself
on the UNOS list again.Copy !req
473. I don't think so.
It's the second time around.Copy !req
474. You qualified the first time.
You could get lucky again.Copy !req
475. - Do you have the Munoz kid?
- I do, yes.Copy !req
476. Excuse me one more time. Excuse me.Copy !req
477. - Is it cardiomyopathy?
- He needs a full EP workup.Copy !req
478. Did he have an ectopy?Copy !req
479. The echo ruled out
an outlet obstruction.Copy !req
480. The cause of his fainting?Copy !req
481. - It's probably arrhythmia.
- Arrhythmia.Copy !req
482. I'm going to try to induce it
in a cath lab.Copy !req
483. If so, he'll need an internal
cardioverter defibrillator.Copy !req
484. - I'm glad we caught it.
- I'll call the surgeon.Copy !req
485. - Can you get consent?
- Sure. Thank you.Copy !req
486. Don't thank me. The kid needs it.Copy !req
487. - It's about time. Where's Romano?
- Just me, I'm afraid.Copy !req
488. So can you admit him?Copy !req
489. Based on my responsibilities,
I'd say no.Copy !req
490. - So you're here to stall me.
- Something like that.Copy !req
491. I'll pass him through Radiology.
He needs an angiogram.Copy !req
492. Tell Romano you only bought
him 20 minutes.Copy !req
493. Don't leave him long. Radiologists
have a way of snatching...Copy !req
494. the procedures if the surgeons
are slow on the uptake.Copy !req
495. Noted. Thank you. Jeanie.Copy !req
496. - Here's the BA on your MVA.
- On who?Copy !req
497. - Lipson, Trauma 2.
- I didn't order a BA.Copy !req
498. I did. It's part of the trauma panel.
Randi put it in my box.Copy !req
499. - Something wrong?
- Blood alcohol's. 04.Copy !req
500. - That's below the limit.
- It means he drinks.Copy !req
501. I finished my write-up on the vertigo.Copy !req
502. - And I got you coffee.
- You don't need to do that.Copy !req
503. I was in the cafeteria looking
for something.Copy !req
504. All right, thanks.Copy !req
505. Why don't you start the IV on the
4- year-old with the gastroenteritis.Copy !req
506. 300 cc bolus of saline.
Be careful, she's dehydrated.Copy !req
507. - Could be tricky.
- Right.Copy !req
508. - Thanks a lot. I feel so much better.
- Glad to hear it.Copy !req
509. Call me if you'd like
some free tickets to my show.Copy !req
510. - Are you okay?
- How'd that get there?Copy !req
511. There you go. I didn't want
things disappearing on you.Copy !req
512. Hey, you haven't by any chance
seen a body-Copy !req
513. Carol, could you help me start an IV?Copy !req
514. She's dehydrated.
I don't want to hurt her.Copy !req
515. - Have you tried?
- Not yet.Copy !req
516. - So you haven't even started an IV?
- Honestly, no.Copy !req
517. This is ridiculous.
Everyone thinks you can.Copy !req
518. - I'll talk to Dr. Carter today.
- If you don't, I will.Copy !req
519. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
520. - What happened?
- He took off.Copy !req
521. - You were supposed to stop him.
- There was no talking him down.Copy !req
522. You weren't supposed to negotiate,
just stop him.Copy !req
523. - I can't keep him without the hold.
- He didn't know that!Copy !req
524. - Sorry.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
525. Hold still.
I'm gonna secure this catheter.Copy !req
526. You're doing great.Copy !req
527. - How much longer?
- A little bit. Just a second here.Copy !req
528. Roll back over on your back, okay?
Nice and easy. There you go.Copy !req
529. - How long does it take to work?
- 20 minutes for the full effect.Copy !req
530. You'll start feeling things soon.Copy !req
531. I'm gonna put you on a six-day cycle.
That's three days before the surgery.Copy !req
532. And three days after for the drug.Copy !req
533. - Dr. Romano.
- Dr. Ross. Hey, Dana.Copy !req
534. - I decided I wanted the epidural.
- You did?Copy !req
535. You were in surgery,
so I explained the protocol.Copy !req
536. - The parents?
- They're on board.Copy !req
537. - Terrific. You got a second?
- Sure.Copy !req
538. Be right back. You did great.Copy !req
539. Congratulations.
You postponed the surgery.Copy !req
540. You didn't leave me any options.Copy !req
541. Pedes Attending barely happened.Copy !req
542. I thought, "The guy's a maverick.
Good to shake things up. "Copy !req
543. If you want to play John Wayne,
do it in the ER, not with my patients.Copy !req
544. This girl is
in a very vulnerable place.Copy !req
545. This is not about being right.Copy !req
546. Hell, we all think we're right.
Doesn't make you special.Copy !req
547. Fine.Copy !req
548. Did you give the kid the cheeseburger
before or after the parents agreed?Copy !req
549. Thought I might need 24 hours
to talk them into it.Copy !req
550. - Do you know what you're doing?
- Hold on. Let me get a smaller gauge.Copy !req
551. - Oh, hey! You.
- Hi.Copy !req
552. I have been looking for you.
You forget about me?Copy !req
553. Well, no,
I didn't forget about you.Copy !req
554. - I've been waiting for three hours.
- Okay, I went to the morgue.Copy !req
555. - Me too. He's not there anymore.
- No, he isn't.Copy !req
556. - So where did you put him?
- I don't know how to...Copy !req
557. How to what?Copy !req
558. How to tell you...Copy !req
559. how sorry I am about your loss.Copy !req
560. Thank you. But where did you put him?Copy !req
561. - Where did I put him?
- You don't remember.Copy !req
562. Of course I remember.
I couldn't find you.Copy !req
563. I got very busy here.
So I put your brother...Copy !req
564. Where did I put him?Copy !req
565. Radiology. I put him in Radiology.Copy !req
566. But he was kind of in the way there...Copy !req
567. so I left him...Copy !req
568. here in the hall. I'm sorry.Copy !req
569. No problem. I can't believe
I didn't see him there.Copy !req
570. He's easy to miss.Copy !req
571. - What's wrong?
- There aren't any pregnancy tests.Copy !req
572. - How could we be out of them?
- I don't do inventory.Copy !req
573. It wasn't an accusation.Copy !req
574. - What is that all about?
- What?Copy !req
575. The scarf. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
576. I got it at the gift shop.
You don't think it works?Copy !req
577. - What about your jacket?
- I wanted something different.Copy !req
578. Lose the earrings.
It throws the whole thing off.Copy !req
579. - Carol. Carol.
- No, no. I can get it.Copy !req
580. I can't have students
starting IVs on kids.Copy !req
581. - Can you do it for me?
- Sure.Copy !req
582. - Is there a problem?
- No.Copy !req
583. I just want experienced staff
starting IVs on kids.Copy !req
584. - This is a teaching hospital.
- Not when pain's inflicted on kids.Copy !req
585. - Lucy's great.
- It's not about Lucy.Copy !req
586. - It's a policy I'm setting.
- You're setting a policy.Copy !req
587. Well, first time for everything.Copy !req
588. I'd be in a hurry
to get out of here too.Copy !req
589. What?Copy !req
590. We found out why your liver's failing.
You've been drinking.Copy !req
591. You're not gonna believe me.Copy !req
592. One time.Copy !req
593. I don't believe you.
I checked with UNOS.Copy !req
594. You've been on the list
for another transplant for two months.Copy !req
595. - Did you tell them?
- Did I tell them what?Copy !req
596. That you drank through the first one
and you want another?Copy !req
597. It wasn't like that. It was today.Copy !req
598. My son passed his bar examination.Copy !req
599. I knew I was rejecting,
so I figured what could it hurt?Copy !req
600. We had champagne at brunch.
That's it.Copy !req
601. You've been lying
ever since you came in here.Copy !req
602. Please. You can't tell UNOS.Copy !req
603. I don't have a choice.Copy !req
604. You're doing this
to me over one glass of champagne?Copy !req
605. There are people on that list
who haven't had any champagne.Copy !req
606. If I lose my place,
I won't last six months.Copy !req
607. You report me, I'm dead.Copy !req
608. I'm begging you.Copy !req
609. Sorry I'm late. There was traffic.Copy !req
610. You take the El.Copy !req
611. - Who's on?
- Weaver.Copy !req
612. She's interviewing
for Chief of Emergency Medicine.Copy !req
613. - I thought she was Chief.
- Where have you been?Copy !req
614. - Dr. Greene?
- He's upstairs interviewing her.Copy !req
615. - So we have no Attendings.
- Watch it, Jerry.Copy !req
616. Sorry, Dr. Ross. Is he an Attending?Copy !req
617. Normally I wouldn't say anything.Copy !req
618. But don't you think that attire
is a little inappropriate?Copy !req
619. It's business.
I was helping out Dr. Weaver.Copy !req
620. Great job, Kerry.
We'd be lucky to have you.Copy !req
621. It was a formality.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
622. I appreciate the opportunity.Copy !req
623. Your presentation
was everything we expected.Copy !req
624. - Thank you.
- I'll walk you down.Copy !req
625. It went great, Kerry.Copy !req
626. - The pie charts weren't too much?
- Charts are good.Copy !req
627. - Did anybody else use them?
- You were the first.Copy !req
628. - If I came across as too eager-
- No, it went terrific.Copy !req
629. Thank you, Mark.Copy !req
630. I never know how to answer
that question about my weaknesses.Copy !req
631. I could've helped you out there.Copy !req
632. That's a nice leather jacket.Copy !req
633. I said I wanted to run some tests.
But I can't without Medicaid.Copy !req
634. What's wrong?Copy !req
635. - This patient is illegal.
- Yes, but it doesn't matter.Copy !req
636. Oh, yes, it matters.Copy !req
637. The state won't pay for thousands
of dollars worth of tests.Copy !req
638. - You won't treat him?
- I'll give him beta blockers.Copy !req
639. He could have a cardiac arrest.Copy !req
640. - He's had no arrhythmias.
- That's why we need the EP studies.Copy !req
641. His father died from this.Copy !req
642. - Did you document an arrhythmia?
- No.Copy !req
643. All right. Then there is nothing
else that I can do.Copy !req
644. - Dr. Kayson!
- What?Copy !req
645. This boy could drop dead.Copy !req
646. Well, so could a lot of people.
He's not emergent.Copy !req
647. I'm sorry.Copy !req
648. You said he was stable.
Single GSW to the arm.Copy !req
649. - He was.
- He's intubated and hypotensive.Copy !req
650. - Things change.
- What's the problem?Copy !req
651. Botched gang shooting.
They were ready.Copy !req
652. - Is this the guy from this morning?
- Yeah. His name's Bo.Copy !req
653. We thought it was his arm.
He crashed in the rig.Copy !req
654. - Carter, we need your help.
- Come on.Copy !req
655. Welcome back, Bo.
Okay, everybody, on my count.Copy !req
656. One, two, three.Copy !req
657. - Why didn't you recontact?
- Things got pretty crazy.Copy !req
658. Carol, put him on the monitor.Copy !req
659. - What do we got?
- GSW, mid-tricep area.Copy !req
660. - Where's the probe?
- Run it, Carter.Copy !req
661. Decreased breath sounds on the right.
Tracheal shift to the left.Copy !req
662. - Tension pneumo.
- BP's down to 70.Copy !req
663. Pulse ox 89. Damn it!Copy !req
664. And then I'm gonna need
a 36 French.Copy !req
665. I want to decompress...Copy !req
666. into the second intercostal space,
mid-clavicular line.Copy !req
667. Okay. Pulse is getting stronger.Copy !req
668. - Lucy, get a blood gas.
- I'll do it.Copy !req
669. It's okay. I showed her how.Copy !req
670. - Ten blade.
- Get the pressure back on the line.Copy !req
671. Entrance wound,
right mid-axillary line.Copy !req
672. Bullet went through the arm
into the chest.Copy !req
673. - Why couldn't you undress him?
- We had to run.Copy !req
674. Where's that chest tube?Copy !req
675. - You didn't see this chest wound?
- Not now, Carol.Copy !req
676. - I can't get the blood gas.
- Move over. I'll do it.Copy !req
677. Chest tube is in. That's okay, Lucy.
Those can be tough.Copy !req
678. - Help me with the second line.
- Okay. 50 cc's out.Copy !req
679. I need four by fours.
I need elastoplast.Copy !req
680. I'm gonna call X-ray,
get a portable chest.Copy !req
681. I got the blood gas.
BP's up to 100/70.Copy !req
682. - How's that second line?
- I can't.Copy !req
683. - Move the drape for room.
- I can't do it.Copy !req
684. - Focus. We need the second line.
- I can't do it.Copy !req
685. - It's like any other IV.
- I haven't started an IV. Never.Copy !req
686. I'm sorry.Copy !req
687. - Whoa! He's bradying down!
- Okay!Copy !req
688. His chest tube is pouring blood!Copy !req
689. Let's get two units of O-neg in
and call the O.R.Copy !req
690. - You cost me a procedure.
- Am I supposed to ask how?Copy !req
691. You should've babysat
that pulseless foot.Copy !req
692. Greene let the radiologist set him.Copy !req
693. I didn't realize that was part
of my job description.Copy !req
694. Well, you're still learning.Copy !req
695. - How was your first day?
- As expected.Copy !req
696. You are either a masochist
or the stubbornest woman I've met.Copy !req
697. But I admire your fortitude.Copy !req
698. I couldn't handle taking orders
from a weasel like Dale.Copy !req
699. - Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Sounded like one to me.Copy !req
700. And you can wear the long coat.
It looks better on you.Copy !req
701. - 700 cc's out the chest tube.
- Take him up, Carter.Copy !req
702. - Do they know he needs a thoracotomy?
- Y eah. O.R. 3.Copy !req
703. Have the blood bank send up
four units, type-specific.Copy !req
704. We weren't prepared for a trauma.
You should've called.Copy !req
705. Sorry. We were busy
protecting his airway.Copy !req
706. - You guys should've called ahead.
- There was no way-Copy !req
707. And we have to be prepared
for anything.Copy !req
708. - I would've been prepared-
- Nobody's to blame.Copy !req
709. We treated the patient.
Let's move on.Copy !req
710. Do you want to review the run tape?Copy !req
711. - No.
- No.Copy !req
712. Doggy. Yeah!
You want to pet the doggy?Copy !req
713. Oh, that is good.Copy !req
714. You want him to respond in some way.Copy !req
715. To point or to make
some kind of sound.Copy !req
716. Kitty says...Copy !req
717. Do you want to pet the kitty?Copy !req
718. - Don't like the kitty?
- It's okay, man. That's okay.Copy !req
719. One quick hug. Then back to work.Copy !req
720. - What?
- He's gotta learn to focus.Copy !req
721. Give him a break.
He's only a year old.Copy !req
722. You can't give him a break.
He's not like other 1-year-olds.Copy !req
723. He needs constant verbal stimuli.Copy !req
724. You try.Copy !req
725. All right, man. Here we go.
Doggy.Copy !req
726. Doggy.Copy !req
727. Hey, doggy.Copy !req
728. I can't do this.Copy !req
729. You're gonna have to learn.Copy !req
730. Coming here twice a week
isn't gonna do it.Copy !req
731. I might've been able to keep
that kid here this afternoon.Copy !req
732. But he would've gone out
and done the same thing tomorrow.Copy !req
733. His mom's in Chairs.
You want me to go talk to her?Copy !req
734. No. No, I'll do it.Copy !req
735. - Did you get a number?
- No. You still here?Copy !req
736. Yeah. I got sidetracked.Copy !req
737. - You could use some help.
- Okay, take rashes.Copy !req
738. - No, something more permanent.
- Allergies?Copy !req
739. Actually, I meant being
your full-time P.A.Copy !req
740. I'd like to work with kids for a while.Copy !req
741. I'm good at it.
Somehow it seems more worthwhile.Copy !req
742. Well, I don't know about that.Copy !req
743. At least you know whose side
you're on.Copy !req
744. You know, I'd love to.Copy !req
745. I think I've used up
all my chips with Anspaugh.Copy !req
746. I've got some pull.
I could work it out.Copy !req
747. - Great. I'd love that.
- Excellent.Copy !req
748. Yeah, hi. May I have the transplant
coordinator for UNOS, please?Copy !req
749. - I paged you twice.
- I don't want to talk yet.Copy !req
750. That's too bad
because I deserve an explanation.Copy !req
751. If you want me to feel bad, I do.
I'm really disappointed in myself.Copy !req
752. You should be.
That's not an explanation.Copy !req
753. I don't know how it started.
You thought I could do it.Copy !req
754. I wanted to impress you.
It spun out of control. I'm sorry.Copy !req
755. What did you think
you were going to accomplish?Copy !req
756. I don't know.Copy !req
757. - I thought I could learn on my own.
- You can learn on your own.Copy !req
758. You don't need to be here, then.
You endangered patients.Copy !req
759. You don't need to make me feel bad!
I feel horrible!Copy !req
760. That would work
if this was about you.Copy !req
761. But down there it's never about you.Copy !req
762. Go home. Don't come back
unless you're serious about learning.Copy !req
763. If you ever lie to me again,
you can look for another rotation.Copy !req
764. What are you doing back here?Copy !req
765. Waiting for the grill to heat up.Copy !req
766. I thought it was
fend-for-yourself night.Copy !req
767. No. I'm sick of fend-for-yourself.
I got us some steaks.Copy !req
768. Sounds good.
You got another one of those for me?Copy !req
769. What's in the bag?Copy !req
770. It's a pregnancy test.Copy !req
771. Just to be sure.Copy !req
772. No need. I started my period.Copy !req
773. Well, I guess I wasted $17.50.Copy !req
774. Save it for next time.Copy !req
775. I'm kidding. That was a joke.Copy !req
776. We dodged a bullet there, didn't we?Copy !req
777. - That's good, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
778. Although all day, I kept thinking,
"Wow, a kid. "Copy !req
779. You know, that would really...Copy !req
780. change my life.Copy !req
781. - Our life. It would change ours.
- Okay. Our lives.Copy !req
782. That would be bad, right?Copy !req
783. I changed my mind.
I don't want to joke about it.Copy !req
784. Maybe I'm not joking.Copy !req