1. Meckel's is like a finger protruding
from the antimesenteric border...Copy !req
2. Then you bake it
in a 400-degree oven...Copy !req
3. occasionally attach itself to
the umbilical area...Copy !req
4. fresh rosemary, a little pepper...Copy !req
5. pipe connecting it to the outside.
a clove of garlic under the skin.Copy !req
6. I'm trying to visualize here.Copy !req
7. Try visualizing setting up soon.
Your intern is late.Copy !req
8. Gloves and gown for Dr. Keaton.Copy !req
9. - What size gloves does she wear?
- I don't keep a chart.Copy !req
10. - Morning, Dr. Benton.
- You're late.Copy !req
11. - Two minutes.
- You have to set up for Keaton.Copy !req
12. - You know her glove size?
- Seven and a half, no powder.Copy !req
13. "A man pushes a vacuum cleaner
with a force of 70 newtons...Copy !req
14. and moves the vacuum cleaner five
meters. How much work has he done?"Copy !req
15. Let's start with the unlikelihood of
a man pushing a vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
16. Work equals force times distance.Copy !req
17. - Work equals one half of m-d squared.
- It's both.Copy !req
18. - I'm never going to pass.
- It's just a midterm.Copy !req
19. - It's one half of our grade.
- You can study all day.Copy !req
20. No, William,
I have to go to work now.Copy !req
21. So you're not going to eat that?Copy !req
22. Okay, the daily specials are...?Copy !req
23. Doubled-over gas pains in 2,
hemorrhoids in 3.Copy !req
24. - And a puking toddler in 5.
- Has everybody had flu shots?Copy !req
25. I'd rather puke.
Gant, can you handle hemorrhoids?Copy !req
26. Hey, that leg ulcer
in 1's getting cranky.Copy !req
27. Poor kid. Got the dark cloud today?Copy !req
28. Twelve patients already, plus
a rule-out appy and a rigid abdomen.Copy !req
29. - Where's Mark?
- Getting ready for a staff meeting.Copy !req
30. Weaver and the sound of
her own voice, a love story.Copy !req
31. - Dr. Greene called this one.
- Mark called a meeting?Copy !req
32. Do I look delusional?Copy !req
33. Meckel's diverticulum.
Start with the rule of twos.Copy !req
34. Meckel's occurs in 2 percent
of the population.Copy !req
35. The diverticulum is located
2 feet from the ileocecal valve.Copy !req
36. - Diagnosis?
- Technetium pertechnetate imaging.Copy !req
37. - Complications?
- Intestinal obstruction, hemorrhage...Copy !req
38. inflammation and perforation.Copy !req
39. - Treatment?
- Excision.Copy !req
40. - You know this stuff cold.
- Only if Keaton thinks so.Copy !req
41. They have to give me time off
for my honeymoon.Copy !req
42. - I worked hard, I deserve a reward.
- Your man is your reward.Copy !req
43. Forty years of snoring, hairs in the
bathtub and "Honey, can you find...?"Copy !req
44. I'll bring it up at
the Re-engineering Committee.Copy !req
45. - Gant's screaming for a suture kit.
- I put it under his nose.Copy !req
46. He needs a honeymoon.Copy !req
47. - Is Mark okay?
- He called a staff meeting.Copy !req
48. Mark Greene?Copy !req
49. Glasses? Receding hairline?
Broken heart?Copy !req
50. - Scan demonstrated a diverticulum.
- What caused this one to bleed?Copy !req
51. Presence of aberrant gastric mucosa
in the Meckel's.Copy !req
52. Very good, Peter.
There's the ileocecal junction.Copy !req
53. I see it.Copy !req
54. Now follow my motion
as I move the bowel proximally.Copy !req
55. - Got it!
- There's the Meckel's.Copy !req
56. - You've prepped, haven't you?
- Just standard visualizing.Copy !req
57. Sorry to interrupt. I've got to steal
Dr. Benton. It's a perfed ulcer.Copy !req
58. Dr. Grady was going to assist,
but his wife's gone into labor.Copy !req
59. You can't argue with Mother Nature.Copy !req
60. - I'm not prepped for that.
- You could do it in your sleep.Copy !req
61. Go ahead, Peter.
John can take over the camera.Copy !req
62. Since we're short one Resident,
things will be a bit tight.Copy !req
63. - We have a kind of controlled chaos.
- Not that controlled.Copy !req
64. We're going to fix that with teamwork
and a new schedule.Copy !req
65. I've made up a chart to illustrate
how it's going to work.Copy !req
66. Every doctor has been designated
a color. Green is obviously taken.Copy !req
67. Weaver is yellow, Gant red,
Sanders orange, Ross is blue.Copy !req
68. - Doug, you have a problem?
- No, just call me "Mr. Blue."Copy !req
69. It'll be up in the Admit area today.
Learn it, know it, do it.Copy !req
70. Excellent starting point, Mark.Copy !req
71. I'd like to bring up food
at the Admit desk.Copy !req
72. Someone spilled guava juice
on my labs.Copy !req
73. No uncovered, free-standing liquids
in the Admit area. Let's get busy.Copy !req
74. Did I miss something?Copy !req
75. It's going to be a long day.
Who drinks guava juice?Copy !req
76. Mark, wait up!
Your chart was nice. Very colorful.Copy !req
77. - But "free-standing liquids"?
- Well, if they're spilling liquids...Copy !req
78. You're heart is broken,
and you're overreacting.Copy !req
79. No, I'm doing my job. The last
few months I've been distracted.Copy !req
80. And despite what's going on
with Susan, you get the job done.Copy !req
81. No, I'm letting Kerry Weaver do my job,
and that's going to stop.Copy !req
82. I'm the Senior Attending.
It's time for me to take control.Copy !req
83. So you're going to
step back up, so to speak?Copy !req
84. - Everything else okay?
- It's fine.Copy !req
85. - If you ever want to talk...
- Everything else is fine.Copy !req
86. I've already had four cases of flu.
Should I mention the "shot" word?Copy !req
87. Had mine.Copy !req
88. - How about you, Randi?
- I take garlic pills.Copy !req
89. - What about you, Carol?
- Who's taking this guy?Copy !req
90. - I'll take it! Where's Dr. Gant?
- He took an admit up to O.R.Copy !req
91. 54-year-old man took a 15-foot fall
from a ladder. Alert, vitals stable.Copy !req
92. BP's 130 over 90. Possible
fractured left pelvis and tib fib.Copy !req
93. Take him to Trauma 1.
Page Dr. Gant. Mark, I can use you.Copy !req
94. I'll be there in a sec.Copy !req
95. - Doug, the board is full.
- Luck of the draw. No Pedes.Copy !req
96. The adult anatomy
is remarkably similar.Copy !req
97. Would a 50-year-old with chest pains
like a baby doctor?Copy !req
98. Arthritic diabetic in 4, rule-out
MI in 3. Ask if you need help.Copy !req
99. I don't know if I'm
color-coordinated enough.Copy !req
100. "A red quark is attracted to an anti-red
quark. Is it a gluon or a meson?"Copy !req
101. Thank you for pointing out
something else I know nothing about.Copy !req
102. Mostly in my legs today. Chest pains.Copy !req
103. I guess it's a vaso-occlusive crisis.Copy !req
104. - You understand your disease well.
- I've had sickle cell all my life.Copy !req
105. Temp's 101,
BP 110 over 80. Tachy at 110.Copy !req
106. - What do you take for pain?
- Darvocet usually works. Not today.Copy !req
107. We'll get you something stronger
as soon as we get an IV going.Copy !req
108. Get a CBC with rectic count,
chest film and start a line.Copy !req
109. O-2, 2 liters by nasal cannula and
5 mgs of morphine. Can you hang on?Copy !req
110. If you hear me screaming,
you'll have your answer.Copy !req
111. Simple patch closure should do here.Copy !req
112. - What did I pull you away from?
- Meckel's.Copy !req
113. Goodness! Baptism by fire.Copy !req
114. - I was holding my own.
- Still, it's tough, isn't it?Copy !req
115. What do you mean?Copy !req
116. You've chosen
the most difficult elective.Copy !req
117. "Many are called,
but few are chosen."Copy !req
118. - Did Keaton say something?
- Retract, please.Copy !req
119. I mean, did she say
how I was doing?Copy !req
120. - If you're concerned, ask her.
- I'm not concerned.Copy !req
121. I'm not perfect, but Keaton knows
I could have handled that Meckel's.Copy !req
122. "A man's reach should exceed
his grasp, else what's a heaven for?"Copy !req
123. Browning. Or was it Keats?Copy !req
124. They're all
a bunch of hopheads anyway.Copy !req
125. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
126. Give me a broader scope. Good.Copy !req
127. - How late are you on, Dr. Carter?
- Not late. Seven.Copy !req
128. - Big plans?
- No. Maybe just dinner, eating.Copy !req
129. I was thinking of Indian food myself.Copy !req
130. You've got a problem, Shirley?Copy !req
131. I'm sure she doesn't. It's good for
the sinuses. It's the spice.Copy !req
132. Hold still, please. Good.Copy !req
133. - Maybe I'll order in and rent a movie.
- My VCR's broken.Copy !req
134. Which is probably why
I'm not going to, myself.Copy !req
135. Rent a movie, that is. Tonight.Copy !req
136. - You'll just eat and call it a day?
- That's probably what I should do.Copy !req
137. Study. Prep for tomorrow.Copy !req
138. Cumin.Copy !req
139. That's the spice. Cumin.Copy !req
140. BP's 120 over 80.
Heart rate's 90. Resps 30.Copy !req
141. He's HIV-positive. Complained of
shortness of breath.Copy !req
142. Al Boulet?
Is he some relative of Jeanie's?Copy !req
143. Not that I know of.Copy !req
144. Al Boulet? Dr. Greene.
Any relation to Jeanie Boulet?Copy !req
145. We're divorced.Copy !req
146. - Are you having trouble breathing?
- Just a little. Nothing big.Copy !req
147. - When did you test positive for HIV?
- About six months ago.Copy !req
148. You're on AZT, 3TC
and protease inhibitor.Copy !req
149. Your last T-cell count was 200?Copy !req
150. CBC, chest film
and sputum indication.Copy !req
151. O-2, nasal cannula, 4 liters.Copy !req
152. Bactrim, 4 amps, IV piggyback
and 60 mg Solu-Medrol, IV.Copy !req
153. And let's admit Mr. Boulet
to Medicine.Copy !req
154. So when did you get divorced?Copy !req
155. Separated about a year.Copy !req
156. Divorce just came through.Copy !req
157. The new float system's working well.Copy !req
158. ER and ICU both had some
adjustment problems...Copy !req
159. but altogether,
things are settling down.Copy !req
160. Risk Management is fine.
Incident reports haven't increased.Copy !req
161. How long is this floating
going to last?Copy !req
162. Indefinitely.
It's not a band-aid, it's the cure.Copy !req
163. It's being negotiated
into the contracts?Copy !req
164. Financial Affairs is pleased, but we
must cut non-physician-related care.Copy !req
165. - Meaning the nurses?
- Nurses don't generate the revenue.Copy !req
166. - What about saving lives?
- They don't do that either.Copy !req
167. - The dean is just talking statistics.
- Averages, numbers, whatever.Copy !req
168. In the ER, nurses are in
trauma situations every day.Copy !req
169. It's going to hurt patients if floor
nurses set up the wrong lavage kit.Copy !req
170. You want a lawsuit over that one?Copy !req
171. We're here to iron out these problems
before your contract's up.Copy !req
172. - Have you got a suggestion?
- Stop floating them.Copy !req
173. ER nurses are not interchangeable.Copy !req
174. They work differently, longer
and the stakes are higher.Copy !req
175. Should they get
preferential treatment?Copy !req
176. You should give the patients nurses
trained in handling crisis.Copy !req
177. What do we say to Pedes or OB/G YN
when they complain?Copy !req
178. Tell them it's like triage.
Critical cases come first.Copy !req
179. Hey, Jeanie. I just treated
your husband, Al.Copy !req
180. Ex-husband.Copy !req
181. I didn't know you had been
going through all this.Copy !req
182. It's Al who's going through it.Copy !req
183. I'm doing what I can to help.Copy !req
184. I guess you've been
separated for a while.Copy !req
185. The marriage was over
long before that.Copy !req
186. - I guess you didn't get tested.
- I did, but I was negative.Copy !req
187. I'm glad.Copy !req
188. - Dr. Gant needs this suture kit.
- That's a central-line kit.Copy !req
189. You're right.Copy !req
190. Thank you.Copy !req
191. - When did the chest pains start?
- This morning right after breakfast.Copy !req
192. - What did you eat?
- Toast with raspberry jam.Copy !req
193. - Jams can be pretty acidic.
- I've had raspberry jam for 40 years.Copy !req
194. It doesn't give me heartburn.
I know heartburn.Copy !req
195. I'm sure you do. Get a 12-lead,
pulse ox and chest film.Copy !req
196. - And maybe cardiac enzymes?
- Are you on any medication?Copy !req
197. Of course I am, I'm 73.Copy !req
198. Digoxin for my heart,
and Allopurinol for my gout.Copy !req
199. Glipizide for diabetes,
and Simvastatin for...Copy !req
200. I never can remember this one.
Why am I taking this one?Copy !req
201. - High cholesterol.
- That one's very important.Copy !req
202. - Yes, I...
- And Famotidine...Copy !req
203. - You got a minute?
- Sure. What's up?Copy !req
204. I think we might have a problem
with Jeanie Boulet.Copy !req
205. This morning I treated her husband Al.
He has AIDS.Copy !req
206. - Did she mention it to you?
- Why would she?Copy !req
207. - She claims she tested negative.
- We'll have to take her word for it.Copy !req
208. - Doesn't this make you uncomfortable?
- Not especially.Copy !req
209. She says she's negative.
What else can we do?Copy !req
210. I'm surprised at your lack of concern.Copy !req
211. It's a lack of alarm, Mark.
There's a difference.Copy !req
212. I'm in the tall grass,
so I take the 5-iron...Copy !req
213. and I sail that puppy
but 2 inches from the cup.Copy !req
214. It was poetry. It was a sonnet.
It was practically a haiku.Copy !req
215. Excuse me, Dr. Morgenstern.
Are we done?Copy !req
216. Looks good to me.Copy !req
217. Thank you, Peter.Copy !req
218. - What happened to pelvic pain in 2?
- A ruptured ectopic. She's in surgery.Copy !req
219. - Why didn't you erase the name?
- I called up the chart on Al Boulet.Copy !req
220. - He was Kerry Weaver's patient?
- If that's what it says.Copy !req
221. - So the Indian food has a purpose?
- I'm preparing for Pakistan.Copy !req
222. - Why didn't you tell me sooner?
- I haven't told anyone but Anspaugh.Copy !req
223. You're not sleeping with
Anspaugh. Are you?Copy !req
224. - Maybe...
- We got it. We'll take it.Copy !req
225. Listen. It's a great opportunity.Copy !req
226. We'll teach surgical techniques to
Pakistani surgeons. We'll help them.Copy !req
227. - Don't they need help in Indianapolis?
- It's only four months.Copy !req
228. - Didn't you say six?
- It could be.Copy !req
229. Then it can be a year or five. Next
thing you know, you're Mother Teresa.Copy !req
230. Did you have
long-term plans for us, John?Copy !req
231. Well...Copy !req
232. You know...Copy !req
233. Neither did I, so why don't we go on
having fun for the next few weeks.Copy !req
234. - Same kind of fun, though, right?
- Yes, the same kind of fun.Copy !req
235. I had a patient present
with PCP pneumonia...Copy !req
236. and tested positive for HIV
six months ago.Copy !req
237. I'm worried he didn't tell his wife.Copy !req
238. - I need to see if she was tested.
- Those are private files.Copy !req
239. In the case of spousal report,
I'm allowed to check.Copy !req
240. You're allowed to tell the other spouse,
not to look into private files.Copy !req
241. Give me a break.
I don't think this guy is telling her.Copy !req
242. - Okay. Name?
- Jeanie Boulet. B-O-U-L-E-T.Copy !req
243. The Re-engineering Committee's
a joke.Copy !req
244. I should have spent my time studying.
I don't know iodine from cosine.Copy !req
245. One is an element that you find
in an antiseptic...Copy !req
246. and the other has to do with
right angles or hypotenuse.Copy !req
247. - How did you manage to get through it?
- We could bring one sheet to the exam.Copy !req
248. I had all the formulas written on it.
I brought a really big sheet.Copy !req
249. - Have you seen Weaver?
- What color was she?Copy !req
250. Never mind.Copy !req
251. I've been waiting for two hours, and
I have a luncheon in 20 minutes.Copy !req
252. - We'll be right there, Mrs...?
- Murison.Copy !req
253. If I don't get my B-12 shot,
I might as well resign from my job.Copy !req
254. Gant, can you...? Yes!
You give Mrs. Murison a B-12 shot.Copy !req
255. I've got 17 surgical patients,
she's not one of them.Copy !req
256. I'm sorry, you have to wait.Copy !req
257. Natalie, do you get
a lot of ear infections?Copy !req
258. Just give me the amoxicillin.
I have a play date.Copy !req
259. You don't need to look!
Just give me the antibiotic!Copy !req
260. Augmentin will be fine,
if you're worried about resistance.Copy !req
261. - You know a lot about a lot of things.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
262. So you want to tell Nurse Hathaway
about Coulomb's Law?Copy !req
263. That's the law of electrostatics. The
force between two charged particles...Copy !req
264. is proportional to
the product of their charges.Copy !req
265. And inversely proportional to the
square of the distance between them.Copy !req
266. - You can't give me another shot?
- You've had two already.Copy !req
267. Jeanie?Copy !req
268. I've got a patient in sickle crisis.
She's in a lot of pain.Copy !req
269. Can you evaluate her? She needs
more narcotics, maybe an admission.Copy !req
270. Right now I need you
to cover the Waiting Room.Copy !req
271. About 12 people need to be triaged.Copy !req
272. I'm going to handle this
from here, understand?Copy !req
273. So what kind of movie do you
want to get? I was thinking...Copy !req
274. maybe a comedy.
Or maybe a comedy.Copy !req
275. No. Tonight you're going to participate
in a Carter family tradition.Copy !req
276. Every year at this time, the intrepid
Carter male goes out into the woods.Copy !req
277. He picks out a fir tree, and with his
Protestant hands, he cuts it down.Copy !req
278. - We're going to cut down a tree?
- The Carter family Christmas tree.Copy !req
279. - I don't saw after hours.
- Don't worry, that's my job.Copy !req
280. - Dr. Benton. How was the ulcer?
- Fine.Copy !req
281. I saw the thyroglossal duct on
the board and was hoping to assist.Copy !req
282. I haven't done a lot of neck surgery,
and since I missed the Meckel's...Copy !req
283. I already called in Wallace to assist.Copy !req
284. Is there any possibility
of rescheduling, considering...?Copy !req
285. There'll be plenty of
other opportunities, Peter.Copy !req
286. Carter, don't you have
something to do?Copy !req
287. No, I'm all caught up.Copy !req
288. - What about post-op notes?
- On the charts. I'm done.Copy !req
289. That's it, I'm done.
I'm going to lunch.Copy !req
290. - Earache in 4.
- I'm not going to lunch.Copy !req
291. - Carter! Otitis media in 4.
- Sorry, I beeped him.Copy !req
292. You might want to
check on your friend Gant.Copy !req
293. Surgical admits are piling up. You've
got four patients, he's got 20.Copy !req
294. And give him
these labs on lung cancer.Copy !req
295. You heard I was here?
I'm better now, must be the Jell-O.Copy !req
296. - Why did you tell Dr. Greene about me?
- I didn't.Copy !req
297. - How does he know I'm positive?
- I guess he just assumed.Copy !req
298. - He's not assuming, he knows.
- It didn't come from me.Copy !req
299. Couldn't you have gone to
a different hospital?Copy !req
300. - I know the doctors here.
- I know the doctors here!Copy !req
301. Even if they found out,
they couldn't fire you, could they?Copy !req
302. Think about what I'm going through.
This is not just about you.Copy !req
303. - I know it's not just about me...
- Then act like it.Copy !req
304. Jeanie!Copy !req
305. I know how mad you are at me,
and you have a right to be.Copy !req
306. Living with AIDS,
that's nothing, but...Copy !req
307. knowing I gave it to you...Copy !req
308. there's no pill for that.Copy !req
309. I just have to face it...Copy !req
310. every day.Copy !req
311. Hating me might feel good,
but it won't change anything.Copy !req
312. It doesn't feel good, Al.
Nothing about this feels good.Copy !req
313. I don't see Weaver as yellow,
but more in the red family.Copy !req
314. Something in burnt sienna.Copy !req
315. - Lavender is too pastel for Doyle.
- She's more like an eggplant.Copy !req
316. - Are you redecorating my board?
- It's constructive criticism.Copy !req
317. - Mark, I need to speak with you.
- Just a second.Copy !req
318. I'll wait outside.Copy !req
319. - What are you doing?
- I should ask you the same.Copy !req
320. Why is Jeanie checking vital signs?
She's not a health risk.Copy !req
321. Maybe you know that, but I've never
assessed her condition.Copy !req
322. Why didn't you tell me
you treated her husband?Copy !req
323. - You lied to me.
- It wasn't your business.Copy !req
324. If someone in my ER is HIV-positive,
it's my business.Copy !req
325. Our ER!
You don't know if she's positive.Copy !req
326. I checked with Medical Records.Copy !req
327. - Her confidential file?
- You wouldn't tell me the truth.Copy !req
328. Nice try, but there's no excuse
for what you did, and you know it.Copy !req
329. Hey! I heard you could use a hand,
that you're getting buried.Copy !req
330. I don't mind, you've bailed me out
when I was under.Copy !req
331. Benton wants me to pull my weight.
He'll not get another shot at me.Copy !req
332. Lower abdominal pain.
Ruled out small bowel obstruction.Copy !req
333. We may have a problem in the ER.
I thought you should know about it.Copy !req
334. Is this going to give me acid reflux?
If so, save it til I'm done.Copy !req
335. We may have a worker
that's HIV-positive.Copy !req
336. I've removed the person
from direct patient care.Copy !req
337. I hope you didn't say why, or else
we'll get sued for discrimination.Copy !req
338. - No. What's the hospital policy?
- We'll deal with it...Copy !req
339. not race at it
like a herd of buffalo.Copy !req
340. First thing I want to do
is talk to Legal. Does Kerry know?Copy !req
341. That's part of the problem.Copy !req
342. Kerry may have known for six months
without informing anyone.Copy !req
343. Good. I want you
to be equally discreet.Copy !req
344. By keeping it to herself, Kerry might
have left us open for litigation.Copy !req
345. I know that,
but right now it's just suspicion.Copy !req
346. And please
don't correct me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
347. - I had a dream like this once.
- Now it's come true.Copy !req
348. We were on a winter nature hike
identifying perennials, moss.Copy !req
349. One of the boys found a sick bat
and brought it to the van...Copy !req
350. and started passing it around.Copy !req
351. - Did they get scratched or bitten?
- Maybe, we don't know.Copy !req
352. Their stories changed when they
found out they're going to get a shot.Copy !req
353. - Let's see if the bat's rabid.
- We don't have a bat.Copy !req
354. - I threw it out the car window.
- I'll start some charts.Copy !req
355. - It was flopping, drooling.
- And you panicked.Copy !req
356. Yes, I suppose I did.Copy !req
357. - Anyone seen Randi?
- Went for a sandwich.Copy !req
358. This must be a mistake.Copy !req
359. "All ER nurses will be exempt
from the floatation schedule."Copy !req
360. - What about my honeymoon?
- You must be dreaming, girl.Copy !req
361. What did you say to them?
No more floating.Copy !req
362. - You must be kidding!
- No wonder management wanted you.Copy !req
363. Paramedics! Got a live one coming in.Copy !req
364. Bring these to Doug. Order a series of
RIG and rabies vaccines.Copy !req
365. - How many?
- Nine.Copy !req
366. - What happened?
- 10-year-old male.Copy !req
367. BP 100 over 70.
Throat pain with bleeding.Copy !req
368. He tried to be a sword swallower.
He tried with a carving knife.Copy !req
369. Get him into Trauma 1.
Who's covering Surgery?Copy !req
370. - Gant, but he's in Radiology.
- You have to wait out here.Copy !req
371. Dr. Keaton, I see you have a
trisegmentectomy for a heptoblastoma.Copy !req
372. No, the child needs
a course of pre-op chemo.Copy !req
373. - It's on the board.
- It shouldn't be. I canceled it.Copy !req
374. You were unlucky today, but you've
seen a lot in a single rotation.Copy !req
375. If I get more experience, I'll be
better prepared for the future.Copy !req
376. That's not how you should
be looking at it.Copy !req
377. - What do you mean?
- Focus on what's in front of you.Copy !req
378. Your Residency is five years long.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.Copy !req
379. I feel crepitation.
He's got subcutaneous air in his neck.Copy !req
380. Probably perfed his esophagus.Copy !req
381. - You want a chest film?
- And a soft tissue neck.Copy !req
382. - Probable perforation.
- Temp's 100.Copy !req
383. Get a gram of Unasyn.
Are you going to scope him?Copy !req
384. - I wouldn't, he's perfed.
- Carol, set up for an endoscopy.Copy !req
385. - Medica/ Records.
- This is Jeanie Boulet.Copy !req
386. I'd like to know if anyone inquired
about my file today.Copy !req
387. Around noon? All right, thank you.Copy !req
388. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
389. - It's so damned swollen in here.
- Can you visualize the cords?Copy !req
390. - What have we got?
- Boy trying to be a sword swallower.Copy !req
391. Vitals are stable.
Gave him a gram of Unasyn.Copy !req
392. We're trying to see if there's a perf.Copy !req
393. - Carter, isn't Gant covering the ER?
- Gant's jammed. I paged Carter.Copy !req
394. The kid is slow, and we don't help him
by picking up his slack.Copy !req
395. - The patient is more important.
- Carol made the right call.Copy !req
396. They're Peter's interns.
It's his decision.Copy !req
397. - He's perfed his esophagus.
- We all knew that one.Copy !req
398. - Should I drop an NG?
- No, we'll do that in the O.R.Copy !req
399. - I'll page Dr. Keaton.
- Stay here and help your friend.Copy !req
400. All right. Next time you see a bat,
what are you going to do?Copy !req
401. Leave it alone!Copy !req
402. Good! Now hop out of the way.Copy !req
403. Let's send instructions
home with them.Copy !req
404. We'll follow up injections
on days 3, 7, 14 and 28.Copy !req
405. - Mr. Wilbourne, time for your shot.
- I barely touched the thing.Copy !req
406. - Rabies is not to fool around with.
- Can we watch?Copy !req
407. Mark, do you have a minute?Copy !req
408. I wanted to talk about the memo
about floating the nurses.Copy !req
409. - You have to handle it yourself.
- I am handling it.Copy !req
410. - You want me to put a word in?
- No.Copy !req
411. I'd like one 24-hour period where
no one complains about their job.Copy !req
412. One person could appreciate
the fact that they have one.Copy !req
413. They agreed to my request and are
going to stop floating the nurses.Copy !req
414. I thought you might want
some good news.Copy !req
415. Poor kid. Trying to swallow a knife.Copy !req
416. I've seen worse.
Mobilize the esophagus.Copy !req
417. D Ábride the wound.Copy !req
418. Okay. And... I'm there.Copy !req
419. Dr. Keaton.Copy !req
420. - I need to ask you something.
- Suction.Copy !req
421. I'm a little concerned
about how Carter's doing.Copy !req
422. - How do you think he's doing?
- He had to scramble this rotation.Copy !req
423. We both did, but...Copy !req
424. - I think he's doing fine.
- So do I.Copy !req
425. He had a rough bit in the beginning,
but he listened. He learned.Copy !req
426. - He's very, very good with kids.
- Yes, he is.Copy !req
427. If that's the way
you feel about Carter, tell him.Copy !req
428. It's important for the teacher
to keep his intern informed.Copy !req
429. - You think so?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
430. That way he knows he's on the right
track. It's easy to get discouraged.Copy !req
431. I... yeah, I agree. I, yeah, agree.Copy !req
432. - It looks like snow.
- It smells like snow.Copy !req
433. - What does that mean?
- You can smell snow coming.Copy !req
434. - It smells like burritos.
- What are we going to do about Mark?Copy !req
435. - Put him on a plane or kill him.
- Maybe you should talk to him.Copy !req
436. I talked to him once.
To ask him again would be weird.Copy !req
437. Oh, you'd be violating the guy code.
Of noncommunication.Copy !req
438. - Don't you have a test to study for?
- You can't let him self-destruct.Copy !req
439. Let him get it out of his system. He
acts like a jerk, and then he's back.Copy !req
440. But will he have any friends left?Copy !req
441. - Didn't you get more morphine?
- He never came back.Copy !req
442. - Dr. Greene?
- I don't remember. I can't take it.Copy !req
443. - I know. Okay.
- Jeanie.Copy !req
444. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
445. Can I speak to you? I'm treating
a patient that you've neglected.Copy !req
446. - Go to the area I've assigned.
- So you make the rules?Copy !req
447. And you break them
by going into my file.Copy !req
448. I requested that information
under the Spousal Report Law.Copy !req
449. You wanted to know,
and you found out. It was unethical.Copy !req
450. - You were lying to me.
- I guess the truth is out now.Copy !req
451. - You should have come to me.
- So I could lose my job sooner?Copy !req
452. So I could have dealt
with the situation appropriately.Copy !req
453. No, it's better this way.Copy !req
454. You know about me, and I know
a hell of a lot more about you.Copy !req
455. Excuse me,
I have to attend to a patient.Copy !req
456. - It's not the flu. It's allergies.
- I didn't say a thing.Copy !req
457. - I'm gone.
- Break a leg!Copy !req
458. - We're going to celebrate.
- It's happy hour. No more floating.Copy !req
459. - First pitcher of margaritas is on us.
- I can't. I have an appointment.Copy !req
460. - What can be that important?
- You're our guest of honor.Copy !req
461. Hey, are you done?Copy !req
462. - Benton just ripped me a new one.
- About what?Copy !req
463. Not being in Trauma
for the perfed esophagus.Copy !req
464. - Why didn't you come and get me?
- They paged me.Copy !req
465. I know you're trying to help,
but you didn't. You made it worse.Copy !req
466. I'm sorry.Copy !req
467. The best thing you can do
is to leave me alone.Copy !req
468. - Anything good?
- Just surfing.Copy !req
469. - Done for the day?
- Almost.Copy !req
470. - AI, about this afternoon...
- It's okay.Copy !req
471. I'm sorry that I
jumped to conclusions. It's just...Copy !req
472. I get up every morning wondering
how it's going to get worse.Copy !req
473. - What I'm going to do to ruin your life?
- No.Copy !req
474. Yeah. Maybe.Copy !req
475. I do want to blame you.Copy !req
476. I know things happen for
no good reason. I see it every day...Copy !req
477. but when it's happening to you,
you want it to be somebody's fault.Copy !req
478. I haven't told anybody at work.Copy !req
479. I still play poker on Tuesdays,
shoot hoops on Saturdays.Copy !req
480. Some guys I could tell,
some I couldn't.Copy !req
481. But...Copy !req
482. None of them
would treat me the same again.Copy !req
483. You don't deserve this.Copy !req
484. Neither do you.Copy !req
485. What's in store for tonight?
Karate class, a couple of laps?Copy !req
486. Actually, my goal is to stay awake
til the 10:00 news.Copy !req
487. - How's Susan's apartment working?
- I'm never there.Copy !req
488. Look, I'm sorry. Today I was...
What was I today?Copy !req
489. Vicious, humorless, pain in the ass.Copy !req
490. - You want to talk?
- I want to sleep.Copy !req
491. Nothing's the same.
It's just not fun in there anymore.Copy !req
492. - It was fun once?
- You know what I mean. Sometimes...Copy !req
493. I'm up to my ears
in administrative problems.Copy !req
494. Kerry Weaver and I
are constantly butting heads.Copy !req
495. The whole staff is lying to me.
I used to think of this as a family.Copy !req
496. You've got to remember that my idea
of a family is a little screwed up.Copy !req
497. - It's okay to miss her.
- No, it's more than that.Copy !req
498. Whatever you do,
you should keep it separate.Copy !req
499. My mom used to work in an office,
and she never put a picture of me out.Copy !req
500. She said, "Never confuse
where you work with where you live."Copy !req
501. She didn't work in the ER.Copy !req
502. I just shared with you
a profound childhood moment.Copy !req
503. It's moving, and your mother
is a very wise woman.Copy !req
504. I can't face another frozen dinner.
Do you want to get a burger?Copy !req
505. I can't, but if you want to talk,
you know where I'll be.Copy !req
506. - I don't know where you are.
- At home after 10. Alone.Copy !req
507. Dr. Benton, hi. How was the surgery?Copy !req
508. I missed a thyroglossal duct, but
a perfed esophagus fell into my lap.Copy !req
509. Good. Great.Copy !req
510. I wanted to talk to you
about your work.Copy !req
511. I know I don't usually give you
a lot of feedback...Copy !req
512. but the fact is,
you're doing good work.Copy !req
513. Your work has improved.
You're more confident and proactive.Copy !req
514. There are areas
that need improvement, like focus.Copy !req
515. - What?
- Focus, Carter. Focus.Copy !req
516. Anyway, we'll work on that.Copy !req
517. I just wanted to tell you
that you're doing good work.Copy !req
518. Listen, I've got to run.Copy !req
519. - All right. Good night, Carter.
- Good night.Copy !req
520. - Hi.
- You just missed Benton by a second.Copy !req
521. I saw him. I slowed to a stroll.Copy !req
522. - I can hardly breathe.
- It's okay.Copy !req
523. Jeanie.Copy !req
524. - About today...
- Mark Greene looked in my file.Copy !req
525. Anspaugh has set a time for Mark
and I to discuss hospital policy.Copy !req
526. - It'll remain confidential.
- I don't put much faith in that.Copy !req
527. Maybe it's not going to be so bad.
You're dealing with doctors.Copy !req
528. There's some understanding about the
disease and how it's transmitted.Copy !req
529. Right. Right.Copy !req
530. Well, you know what? I'm starving.Copy !req
531. The aroma coming from
the cafeteria isn't too scary.Copy !req
532. You want to join me?Copy !req
533. - Well?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
534. I'm invested in this exam,
I helped you study. How'd you do?Copy !req
535. - Pretty good. I think we got lucky.
- Luck nothing.Copy !req
536. You earned yourself a night out.
A couple of Manhattans...Copy !req
537. - What was the fireman question?
- 35 newtons.Copy !req
538. - You remember William?
- How are you doing?Copy !req
539. - The entropy question?
- Rudolf Clausius.Copy !req
540. I'm starved.
Anybody feel like ice cream?Copy !req
541. Lead the way, William.Copy !req
542. - You all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
543. - Thanks for bringing the extra boots.
- They're a little big.Copy !req
544. Just three or four sizes.Copy !req
545. - You want to carry the ax?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
546. What are we looking for?Copy !req
547. A Douglas fir with prefect branches
and a very thin trunk.Copy !req
548. - Is this legal? Who's land is it?
- It's our land.Copy !req
549. - As in "public land"?
- As in...Copy !req
550. See that lake through those trees?
The smoke coming out of the chimney?Copy !req
551. No.Copy !req
552. Right there. No? Well, it's there,
and it's the house I grew up in.Copy !req
553. Tell me we're not having cocoa
with your parents.Copy !req
554. No, you're safe. They're in London.Copy !req
555. Look! Look! It's the perfect tree.
All right, stand back.Copy !req
556. - I have a lumberjack fantasy.
- This is a sacred tradition.Copy !req
557. Oh, it's a sacred fantasy.Copy !req
558. Let me turn you into a little snowman.Copy !req
559. Don't you dare.
It's not part of the fantasy.Copy !req