1. E.R.Copy !req
2. Previously on ER...Copy !req
3. - What's your name?
- Gail. She's 10 days. Is she okay?Copy !req
4. Pulse ox is falling. You need
to get this baby off the table.Copy !req
5. - I'm getting Keaton.
- No.Copy !req
6. - I don't want you near my patients.
- I don't need your approval.Copy !req
7. Because you arrogantly and blindly
think you have all the answers.Copy !req
8. If the baby dies, it's
my responsibility but your fault.Copy !req
9. "No Brain, No Gain"Copy !req
10. - Hi, Mark.
- Hi, Susan.Copy !req
11. - Excuse me?
- What?Copy !req
12. - You just called me "Susan. "
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
13. Yeah, you did.
Guess she's on your mind.Copy !req
14. Not necessarily.Copy !req
15. - I wish you guys would just get married.
- What?Copy !req
16. You're perfect for each other.
You almost went on vacation together.Copy !req
17. - You knew about that?
- Mark, everybody knew about that.Copy !req
18. - What I don't get is why you backed out.
- She didn't want me to go.Copy !req
19. - Mark, she wanted you to go.
- She did?Copy !req
20. - Oh, yeah.
- Nobody told me.Copy !req
21. Look, just do us all a favor, ask her out.
We need some fresh gossip around here.Copy !req
22. Oh, man! I need some sleep.Copy !req
23. You? At least you get off
in 11 hours. I've got 18 to go.Copy !req
24. Where's Benton? Still in the ER?Copy !req
25. No, he's where he's been
most of the last six days.Copy !req
26. - Still with that baby?
- I'm telling you, the man is obsessed.Copy !req
27. Damn it, Edson!
I told you to keep an eye on him.Copy !req
28. - That's what I told the nurses.
- We must find him.Copy !req
29. I'll find him.
He's probably in the cafeteria.Copy !req
30. He better not have eaten.Copy !req
31. Have you seen a male patient
about this tall, kind of peculiar?Copy !req
32. - Sorry.
- Lost one, huh?Copy !req
33. Yeah, great case.Copy !req
34. Guy's got a big tumor in his throat.
He needs an esophagectomy.Copy !req
35. Anspaugh brought in some hotshot from
Japan, and the patient goes AWOL.Copy !req
36. - Tough break.
- You guys help me find him...Copy !req
37. - ... I'll get you in on the surgery.
- We'll keep our eyes open.Copy !req
38. Thanks, dudes.Copy !req
39. He's got a sweet tooth,
so check the vending machines.Copy !req
40. Yeah, right.Copy !req
41. Last shift, he left me
three lines to change.Copy !req
42. I had to pick up his labs.Copy !req
43. - Have you had breakfast yet?
- I'm starving.Copy !req
44. - You paged me?
- Her abdomen is distended.Copy !req
45. She's hemorrhaging. We need
to take her off the anticoagulants.Copy !req
46. - That means taking her off the machine.
- Can she live off it?Copy !req
47. I doubt she'll last the day,
but there's no other choice.Copy !req
48. - We should get her to the O.R.
- Her platelets are too low.Copy !req
49. - Then we gotta transfuse her.
- We just did.Copy !req
50. Look, Dr. Keaton,
we gotta try something.Copy !req
51. At this point, the best thing
we can do for her is to do nothing.Copy !req
52. I also think that for the time being...Copy !req
53. you should be more of an observer
than an active participant.Copy !req
54. - You mean on this case?
- On all the cases.Copy !req
55. Dr. Keaton, I'd do anything
to undo what I did. But I can't.Copy !req
56. This isn't a punishment,
but you tend to act without thinking.Copy !req
57. If you want to grow as a surgeon,
you've gotta learn more patience.Copy !req
58. Hear ye. Hear ye. Who wants taffy?Copy !req
59. - Homemade, per chance?
- Saltwater. Pulled it myself.Copy !req
60. - Don't mind if I do.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
61. Do you have change
for the candy machine?Copy !req
62. - Let me see. Quarters okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
63. - Excuse me, cuz. You owe me a buck.
- I don't have one.Copy !req
64. Then you're SOL.Copy !req
65. - Conni's sick. We gotta call in a float.
- I already did.Copy !req
66. Call them back. I want
to approve whoever they send.Copy !req
67. - Why?
- Could someone call Security?Copy !req
68. There's a man
urinating in the phone booth.Copy !req
69. - That's why.
- Did anyone hear me?Copy !req
70. Yes, but you don't need Security.Copy !req
71. You need a mop.
The mop is in the corner.Copy !req
72. I don't mop.Copy !req
73. - Way to go, Jer.
- How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
74. I wonder how long we can sit here
before anyone notices we're missing.Copy !req
75. - You just jinxed it.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
76. - That's what I mean.
- It's Benton.Copy !req
77. Couldn't happen to a nicer-Copy !req
78. - What's that?
- The ER.Copy !req
79. - Do you want to trade?
- No way.Copy !req
80. - John, hi.
- Hi, Dr. Keaton.Copy !req
81. I got that review article you dropped off
on congenital hernias.Copy !req
82. I heard you were doing one.
I didn't know if you had read it.Copy !req
83. - Actually, I helped edit it.
- Well, then...Copy !req
84. It was very sweet of you.Copy !req
85. See you.Copy !req
86. Anything going on
I should know about?Copy !req
87. Please!Copy !req
88. And when was your last
bowel movement?Copy !req
89. Well, technically, that would've been
Monday afternoon.Copy !req
90. - Monday afternoon.
- Which is a little unusual for me.Copy !req
91. - I'm generally a morning person.
- Morning person.Copy !req
92. And then sometimes in the evening,
I pass a little gas.Copy !req
93. Gas in the evening.Copy !req
94. - We don't take lengthy histories in the ER.
- I believe in being thorough.Copy !req
95. When your patient is in for an
extended stay, that may be appropriate.Copy !req
96. - But down here, we keep it short.
- That's not the way I do things.Copy !req
97. The longer it takes, the longer
the patient waits in distress.Copy !req
98. Well, that's all right.
We were having a nice little chat.Copy !req
99. Anything else?Copy !req
100. - Now, where were we?
- Gas in the evenings.Copy !req
101. We'll need some saline,
some 4.0 nylon and a suture setup.Copy !req
102. Coming up.Copy !req
103. I know the squirrels look cute, Arthur,
but I wouldn't try petting one again.Copy !req
104. He was trying to eat it.Copy !req
105. - You all right, Wendy?
- It's not me.Copy !req
106. - He's choking!
- His airway's blocked.Copy !req
107. - Oh, my God! It's my taffy!
- I'm gonna try to Heimlich him.Copy !req
108. - It was meant for the staff.
- He's dying! Wanna give me a hand?Copy !req
109. One, two, three!Copy !req
110. God.Copy !req
111. There's still a lot more.Copy !req
112. - How much did you make?
- Two pounds.Copy !req
113. Get a McGill and hook up the suction.
Arthur, go to the waiting room.Copy !req
114. What's a patient in
a surgical gown doing here anyway?Copy !req
115. Call upstairs. I think we just found
Dale's AWOL patient.Copy !req
116. Just lay back, sir.Copy !req
117. - Where do you want him?
- What's this?Copy !req
118. 13-year-old. Full arrest.
Took two bullets to chest and belly.Copy !req
119. Been working on him for 15.Copy !req
120. - Any signs of life?
- Negative.Copy !req
121. Let's transfer him over.
Give me four units of O-negative.Copy !req
122. On my count. One, two, three.Copy !req
123. - Here's one entry.
- I got the other.Copy !req
124. What happened?Copy !req
125. - Some gang thing.
- He's a banger. Look at the tats.Copy !req
126. Flatline.Copy !req
127. How long was he down
before you got there?Copy !req
128. Five to 10 minutes.Copy !req
129. - Anyone give him CPR?
- No, they were standing around.Copy !req
130. - So he was down for 20 minutes?
- At least.Copy !req
131. Pupils are fixed and dilated.
This kid is dead. Very dead.Copy !req
132. - Calling it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
133. Time of death: 8:26.Copy !req
134. This the GSW?Copy !req
135. - He's been down for 20 minutes.
- Giving up on him?Copy !req
136. There was no sign of life
in the field.Copy !req
137. Lydia, start bagging him.
Thoracotomy tray.Copy !req
138. - Peter, I called it.
- Let's get a cutdown on the ankles.Copy !req
139. This kid has been down for 20 minutes.
His brain is mush.Copy !req
140. - 10-blade.
- His parents don't want him ripped open.Copy !req
141. - I'm sure they want us to do our best.
- Lydia, go get Mark. Go get Mark!Copy !req
142. Put the O-neg on the rapid infuser.
Rib spreader! Let's go, Chuny.Copy !req
143. - God, it's like rubber!
- It's all in the cornstarch.Copy !req
144. Scissors.Copy !req
145. Yes. I think it is coming loose.Copy !req
146. - What are you doing to my patient?
- He swallowed 2 pounds of taffy.Copy !req
147. Saltwater.Copy !req
148. There it is!Copy !req
149. Shame on you, Mr. Percy. You know
better than to eat before surgery.Copy !req
150. - I'm sorry.
- No harm done.Copy !req
151. - Nothing can get past that tumor.
- We need to move.Copy !req
152. All right, let's take him up.Copy !req
153. Hey, Dale. Remember me?Copy !req
154. Oh, yeah, John. I'd ask you to join us,
but we're a little crowded.Copy !req
155. We can make room.
After all, Carter saved your keister.Copy !req
156. - Did you consent Mr. Percy?
- Yes. All that's left is an art line.Copy !req
157. Carter, do the line.
Edson, prep the O.R.Copy !req
158. Dr. Okida likes the temperature
to be precisely 67 degrees.Copy !req
159. Precisely.Copy !req
160. - Got the O-neg running?
- Two lines, wide open.Copy !req
161. - What's the story?
- Kid was down 20 minutes. I called it.Copy !req
162. - Peter's playing God.
- Kid was out in the cold.Copy !req
163. - Peter started, might as well finish.
- He's dead.Copy !req
164. Maybe.Copy !req
165. This was my patient.Copy !req
166. I assessed him as unsalvageable
and you should support my assessment.Copy !req
167. - He's not just your patient, Doug.
- Put your finger in the hole.Copy !req
168. High-dose epi.Copy !req
169. Start internal massage.Copy !req
170. - Like this?
- Just keep squeezing.Copy !req
171. - Anything?
- Still flatline.Copy !req
172. It jumped.Copy !req
173. - He's got a rhythm.
- That's the epi, not his heart.Copy !req
174. - That's more than the epi.
- All right, you brought him back.Copy !req
175. - Great, his heart's back. His head's dead.
- You don't know that.Copy !req
176. All right. Call the O.R. Tell them
we're on our way. Here we go, people.Copy !req
177. Let's move. Thanks, Haleh.
Here we go.Copy !req
178. - Hello, Dr. Lewis.
- What's the matter, E-Ray?Copy !req
179. - I just don't feel like myself.
- Fever?Copy !req
180. No, but I had an MRl yesterday
on my shoulder. An old conga injury.Copy !req
181. And ever since I just feel off.
Could it be radiation sickness?Copy !req
182. MRls aren't radioactive. They
just scramble your electrons a bit.Copy !req
183. - Forever?
- No, just for a few seconds.Copy !req
184. - That's odd.
- What?Copy !req
185. My watch stopped.Copy !req
186. - Oh, my God!
- What?Copy !req
187. My watch stopped last night.
Right after the MRl.Copy !req
188. And the toaster.Copy !req
189. - What toaster?
- My toaster.Copy !req
190. It shorted out this morning.
I've had that toaster for 10 years.Copy !req
191. So...Copy !req
192. Could the MRl have rearranged
my molecules, causing me...Copy !req
193. to radiate some sort of
bizarre electronic interference?Copy !req
194. No. Follow the light with your eyes.Copy !req
195. What light?Copy !req
196. That's funny.Copy !req
197. What have we got, Peter?Copy !req
198. 13-year-old GSW to the abdomen
and pulmonary artery.Copy !req
199. Got his heart back in the ER.Copy !req
200. - Down time?
- 15 minutes.Copy !req
201. Closer to 20. But he was out in the cold,
so we may be able to save his brain.Copy !req
202. - Giving odds?
- Dr. Greene agreed we should keep trying.Copy !req
203. This could take all day.
In for a penny, in for a pound.Copy !req
204. - He's bleeding from the belly.
- I'd go for a midline incision.Copy !req
205. - I thought I was supposed to observe.
- In this case, I'll make an exception.Copy !req
206. It's all yours.Copy !req
207. All right. Mark a 9:35 start time.Copy !req
208. - Mark, we've got a 10-foot fall.
- Where from?Copy !req
209. A tree.
Taking pictures in Grant Park.Copy !req
210. - Dizzy? Nauseous?
- Dizzy, yes. Nauseous, no.Copy !req
211. - What were you taking pictures of?
- Birds.Copy !req
212. Turn.Copy !req
213. - Haven't they gone south?
- Not the ones I'm interested in.Copy !req
214. Well, seems okay to me.Copy !req
215. Why don't you take her to Curtain Area 2
and I'll be there in a minute.Copy !req
216. - Susan.
- Hi.Copy !req
217. You want to go out tonight?Copy !req
218. Yeah, sure. I'd love to.Copy !req
219. But I can't.
I have something planned.Copy !req
220. - So you can't.
- I guess not.Copy !req
221. - Maybe some other time.
- Sure.Copy !req
222. We need to talk.Copy !req
223. Dr. Lewis?
Dr. Morgenstern is on the line.Copy !req
224. I'll call you tonight.Copy !req
225. Okay, Mr. Percy. We need-Copy !req
226. Mr. Percy?Copy !req
227. - Mr. Percy?
- Who's there?Copy !req
228. It's Dr. Carter.Copy !req
229. I take it you have some reservations
about the surgery.Copy !req
230. Do you have change
for the candy machine?Copy !req
231. You can't eat
with that tumor in your throat.Copy !req
232. Eloise put a Hershey bar
in the blender, and I drank it.Copy !req
233. Do you know you're about
to have a very serious operation?Copy !req
234. There's no blender here. I asked.Copy !req
235. Has someone gone over
the risks with you?Copy !req
236. Another time, she blended up a Snickers.Copy !req
237. The trouble was...Copy !req
238. the nougat got caught in the straw.Copy !req
239. You ever have a Zagnut?Copy !req
240. I love Zagnuts.Copy !req
241. - They're my favorites.
- Mine too.Copy !req
242. Mr. Percy, do you want
to have this operation?Copy !req
243. Can I just have change
for the candy machine?Copy !req
244. Is it ready?Copy !req
245. - Not quite.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
246. Mixing an enema.
"White and brown," I call it.Copy !req
247. Milk and molasses.Copy !req
248. - Did a doctor order this?
- I know when somebody needs an enema.Copy !req
249. We give people an enema in a box.
We don't spend time mixing up a recipe.Copy !req
250. - I do.
- Not anymore, you don't.Copy !req
251. I'll take over.
Change the beds in Exam 4.Copy !req
252. - You can't do that.
- I'm the charge nurse. I'm in charge.Copy !req
253. - I don't want a new nurse.
- You're in luck. You can go home.Copy !req
254. Where are your clothes?Copy !req
255. Hello.Copy !req
256. Your CT is fine.
I don't see any birds in here.Copy !req
257. I'll let you in on a secret.Copy !req
258. - I'm more than just a bird watcher.
- Really?Copy !req
259. I'm a comparative anthropologist
doing a field study...Copy !req
260. on the mating rituals
of man and bird.Copy !req
261. - Sounds like interesting work.
- It is. Take those two over there.Copy !req
262. Notice the occasional lateral
body contact...Copy !req
263. initiated by her,
then reciprocated by him.Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Identical to the courtship dance
of the sharp-tailed grouse.Copy !req
266. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
267. Check out those two at the desk.Copy !req
268. Do you see how he puffs his chest
and strokes his goatee?Copy !req
269. Same as the slender-billed shearwater.Copy !req
270. - Oh, look at that!
- What?Copy !req
271. - Her frontal-neck presentation.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
272. In the nuthatch,
it's an invitation to love.Copy !req
273. - She is shameless!
- What?Copy !req
274. See how she strokes her throat
with her finger?Copy !req
275. What does that mean?Copy !req
276. The corresponding behavior
in the spoonbill would be to bend over...Copy !req
277. and shake her tail feathers
in his face.Copy !req
278. I need some moist lap pads
to pack off the liver.Copy !req
279. Bad news for the gallbladder.
The bullet tore through the common duct.Copy !req
280. - What's your plan?
- Pack and stitch off the liver...Copy !req
281. put in three or four Jackson-Pratts,
move on to the gallbladder.Copy !req
282. Sounds good. I'd love to stay,
but I have a cystic hygroma.Copy !req
283. Shirley, is Dr. Maxwell
available to supervise?Copy !req
284. He's resecting a bowel,
but Dr. Breedlove is around.Copy !req
285. - Breedlove? I thought he died.
- I saw him in the hall.Copy !req
286. Breedlove would be perfect.
Track him down, Shirley.Copy !req
287. 3.0 on a needle. Let's move!Copy !req
288. - Jerry, did my blood test come back?
- Not yet.Copy !req
289. - Damn.
- What?Copy !req
290. The computer just went down.Copy !req
291. Why don't you have a seat right there.Copy !req
292. Here's your aftercare,
your prescription and your enema.Copy !req
293. - Instructions are inside.
- I know all about them.Copy !req
294. Someone from the home
is gonna be here any minute.Copy !req
295. I'll believe that when I see it.Copy !req
296. - Mark, what are you doing?
- Do you see what I see?Copy !req
297. Susan's talking to Morgenstern.
So what?Copy !req
298. He's stroking himself,
puffing out his chest...Copy !req
299. like a slender-billed something
or other.Copy !req
300. She's giving him full frontal neck.Copy !req
301. What are you talking about?Copy !req
302. You'd know if you were a nuthatch.Copy !req
303. Mark, are you okay?Copy !req
304. She turned me down.Copy !req
305. - Susan?
- Now I know why.Copy !req
306. - Oh, God! She's stroking her neck.
- So?Copy !req
307. Why doesn't she just bend over
and shake her tail feathers in his face?Copy !req
308. - Did you consent Mr. Percy?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
309. He couldn't reiterate the risks to me.
He only wants to talk about chocolate.Copy !req
310. He's just in denial.
Candy's his way of coping.Copy !req
311. This is a high-risk procedure on
a guy that can't carry a conversation.Copy !req
312. - He signed the consent.
- He's not qualified to make decisions.Copy !req
313. - I disagree.
- Let's see what a shrink says.Copy !req
314. You wanna delay Anspaugh's surgery
with Dr. Okida...Copy !req
315. because you aren't comfortable
with the patient's mental status?Copy !req
316. I'll get a stat Psych consult.
If he agrees with me, I'll tell Anspaugh.Copy !req
317. - What happened?
- Doug tried to explain things...Copy !req
318. and the guy just went postal.Copy !req
319. - It's a scratch on his finger!
- A serious infection.Copy !req
320. Who are you to tell me what to do?Copy !req
321. He's gonna be treated,
or I'll call the cops.Copy !req
322. - What is this about?
- This young man...Copy !req
323. he has an infected human bite.Copy !req
324. His father won't let me put him
on IV antibiotics.Copy !req
325. - It's a free country. We want to go.
- Hold on. Can I see the x-ray?Copy !req
326. The infection could be in the joint.Copy !req
327. Let me see you guys outside.Copy !req
328. We'll be right with you.Copy !req
329. - He could lose his finger.
- There's no sign of osteomyelitis.Copy !req
330. It could develop.Copy !req
331. Took his dad two days to bring him in.
He won't be back.Copy !req
332. I agree an IV course
is the best way to go.Copy !req
333. But we shouldn't call the police
if he can be treated with oral antibiotics.Copy !req
334. Fine. You do what you want.Copy !req
335. - Psych consult come down?
- Still waiting.Copy !req
336. - Time's up.
- Mr. Percy.Copy !req
337. Do you want to go through
with this surgery or not?Copy !req
338. Can I have change
for the candy machine?Copy !req
339. - Art line in?
- It's in.Copy !req
340. - Let's take him, Oki.
- Okey-dokey.Copy !req
341. Dr. Anspaugh, you should know
that Mr. Percy seems more interested...Copy !req
342. in talking about candy
than having surgery.Copy !req
343. Don't worry.Copy !req
344. You can have all the candy you want...Copy !req
345. as soon as we get that tumor
out of the way.Copy !req
346. Coming, John?Copy !req
347. - I'm due for my break.
- We don't take scheduled breaks.Copy !req
348. When it gets slow,
we rotate out for 10 minutes.Copy !req
349. It's in the contract.Copy !req
350. - Is a little flexibility too much to ask?
- Nurse.Copy !req
351. Whose patient is she?Copy !req
352. She's not. She was discharged
to her nursing home.Copy !req
353. Her nursing home ain't gonna take her.
She just had an accident.Copy !req
354. What kind of accident?Copy !req
355. The loose, runny kind
that makes a puddle on the floor.Copy !req
356. Nurse. Oh, nurse.Copy !req
357. I believe the mop is over there.Copy !req
358. More O-chromic on a liver needle. Cut.Copy !req
359. Box!Copy !req
360. You Benton?Copy !req
361. Sam Breedlove. Where are we?Copy !req
362. Just finished the pneumonectomy.Copy !req
363. Almost done with the liver.
Got a gallbladder to go.Copy !req
364. Take wider bites,
and don't tie so tight.Copy !req
365. Okay.Copy !req
366. - More 3.0 Vicryl.
- Good stuff, Vicryl.Copy !req
367. - Closest thing to catgut.
- Surgeons still use that?Copy !req
368. Not these days. It's a shame.
Nothing ties like catgut.Copy !req
369. - Got a bleeder.
- Is it new?Copy !req
370. Sure is.Copy !req
371. - Where is it coming from?
- Aorta. More suction.Copy !req
372. - We got a pumper.
- Damn. Blew a clot.Copy !req
373. Put your finger on it!Copy !req
374. - Satinsky.
- I got it.Copy !req
375. - Clamps here.
- Clamps.Copy !req
376. - Still falling.
- Débride and sew with 3.0 Prolene.Copy !req
377. - Vascular needle, now.
- Internal paddles.Copy !req
378. Charging 20. Clear.Copy !req
379. - Still in fib.
- Charging 30. Clear.Copy !req
380. - No change.
- Charging 40. Clear.Copy !req
381. Got it back.Copy !req
382. - Still at it, huh?
- Lot of work to save an organ donor.Copy !req
383. - Wait! Lost it.
- Charging 40. Clear.Copy !req
384. Charging. Clear! 50.Copy !req
385. Susan and Morgenstern?
I don't believe it.Copy !req
386. The more I think about it,
the more sense it makes.Copy !req
387. She's been preoccupied lately,
distracted, avoiding me.Copy !req
388. Now that I think about it,
I did see her...Copy !req
389. and Morgenstern having lunch
the other day.Copy !req
390. See? I waited too long.
That's my chance. Blew it.Copy !req
391. - I can't believe that we got him back.
- Kid's got good protoplasm.Copy !req
392. Set him up for an apnea test.
See if he's got any brain left.Copy !req
393. - Do you think he's got a chance?
- Well, he's made it this far.Copy !req
394. Dr. Benton? The boy's mother.Copy !req
395. Do you want to talk to her?Copy !req
396. Not yet. I want to assess
his brain function first.Copy !req
397. - I'll go talk to her.
- All right.Copy !req
398. Don't get her hopes up.Copy !req
399. - How's the Herlihy baby?
- Still alive the last time I checked.Copy !req
400. My foot!Copy !req
401. Sal Urbanski.Copy !req
402. Playing football in the street,
went man-for-man with a Buick.Copy !req
403. Right foot ripped off at the ankle.
He's shocky. Lost a liter at the scene.Copy !req
404. - Where's the foot?
- Between his legs.Copy !req
405. - Why is he holding a football?
- He says it's his lucky ball.Copy !req
406. - How lucky can it be?
- At least he didn't fumble.Copy !req
407. All right, let's get 6 units O-neg,
CBC, type and cross.Copy !req
408. On my count.Copy !req
409. One, two, three.Copy !req
410. - Get his foot on ice.
- I got it.Copy !req
411. Someone call Vascular
and page the Reimplantation team.Copy !req
412. Aye-aye.Copy !req
413. Stand by with morphine, 4 mgs.Copy !req
414. The pressure dressing isn't working.
I need a thigh cuff.Copy !req
415. Thank you.Copy !req
416. Oki is freeing up the esophagus
posteriorly with his fingers.Copy !req
417. Dale, you're in a position
to displace it laterally.Copy !req
418. - I can free it up anteriorly.
- You stick to suction, Carter.Copy !req
419. - I can feel it coming loose.
- Suction.Copy !req
420. Suction! You're falling asleep!Copy !req
421. As Oki cuts along the sternocleidomastoid
down towards the carotid sheath...Copy !req
422. - ... what's he gotta watch out for, Carter?
- Not to nick any arteries?Copy !req
423. - Dale?
- The vagus nerve...Copy !req
424. - ... that runs through the sheath.
- Very good. Dale is smart.Copy !req
425. Are those little bubbles
on the lung normal?Copy !req
426. - Bubbles?
- What bubbles?Copy !req
427. Those ones right there
where Dale just moved the esophagus.Copy !req
428. - You tore lung pleura.
- I didn't feel it tear.Copy !req
429. Congratulations, Edson, you've just
given Mr. Percy a pneumothorax.Copy !req
430. - I can put in a chest tube.
- Yes, put a tube in now.Copy !req
431. Dale, wanna hold that for me, please?Copy !req
432. Scalpel.Copy !req
433. - Chest tube. 32 French.
- Scissors.Copy !req
434. Got it.Copy !req
435. That was a nice catch, Carter.Copy !req
436. - Where is my suction?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
437. - Give me the football, sir.
- Don't lose it. It's signed by Ditka.Copy !req
438. Don't worry.
I'll put it with your clothes.Copy !req
439. - BP's down to 60.
- Let's get another line going.Copy !req
440. Start the rapid infuser.Copy !req
441. Hey there, sports fans.
Someone called for a vascular surgeon?Copy !req
442. - It's about time.
- Don't get fresh with me, lassie.Copy !req
443. BP's down to 40.Copy !req
444. - Ice is here.
- Put it on the foot.Copy !req
445. - I'm in trouble here.
- What, you can't find a vein?Copy !req
446. - No. Itchy in my mush.
- Your mustache?Copy !req
447. Would you be so kind?
Left side, near my nose.Copy !req
448. That's it. That's my spot.Copy !req
449. - That's my spot.
- Want me to help you?Copy !req
450. - No. Susan's got it. I'm in.
- Hook it up.Copy !req
451. Let's get him upstairs.
The Reimplantation team awaits.Copy !req
452. - Have we got the foot?
- Right here.Copy !req
453. - I'll see you later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. Dr. Benton, the boy's
mother wanted to watch.Copy !req
455. - I said I'd have to come ask you.
- All right.Copy !req
456. Tell her to come in.Copy !req
457. This is Mrs. Dorsett.Copy !req
458. I'm Dr. Benton.Copy !req
459. I took your son off the ventilator to test
if his brain will trigger him to breathe.Copy !req
460. - I don't understand.
- If we see your son take a breath...Copy !req
461. that means
his brain function is intact.Copy !req
462. If there's no attempt to breathe,
then that's a sign of brain death.Copy !req
463. PCO-2 is 60.Copy !req
464. - It's high enough to make him breathe.
- How long will it take?Copy !req
465. We'll know in 10 seconds.Copy !req
466. I'm sorry.Copy !req
467. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
468. Yes, I did.Copy !req
469. - How many shifts you work a week? Four?
- Usually.Copy !req
470. As long as we don't work
the same four, we'll get along great.Copy !req
471. - Is this about that kid's finger?
- You don't respect my decisions.Copy !req
472. Professional differences happen.
You can't take it personally.Copy !req
473. It's entirely personal.Copy !req
474. You've been on a moral high horse
since I came in with that OD.Copy !req
475. What do you expect when you drag
your dirty laundry through the door?Copy !req
476. But it's not personal, right?Copy !req
477. Who are you kidding?Copy !req
478. Mrs. Urbanski,
your husband's up in surgery.Copy !req
479. The surgeons are gonna try
and reattach his foot.Copy !req
480. But is he all right?Copy !req
481. He lost some blood,
but he's gonna be fine.Copy !req
482. - Here's his stuff.
- Thank you.Copy !req
483. He seemed very concerned
about his Mike Ditka football.Copy !req
484. - He loves the Bears.
- I'll find someone to bring you up.Copy !req
485. Wendy? Can you bring
Mrs. Urbanski up to Surgery for me?Copy !req
486. - How are we doing?
- Ready when you are.Copy !req
487. - Let's bring in the foot.
- What the hell...?Copy !req
488. Oh, my God! I'm so-
Oh, my God!Copy !req
489. In and out, under two hours.
Oki's amazing.Copy !req
490. - I appreciate you inviting me along.
- I'm glad we did.Copy !req
491. Otherwise we might not have seen
the pneumothorax.Copy !req
492. I have two hours until my flight.
Want to eat?Copy !req
493. If you're buying.Copy !req
494. Why don't you join us, Carter?Copy !req
495. Edson, monitor Mr. Percy in Recovery.Copy !req
496. It was an honest mistake.
A mix-up.Copy !req
497. It was the most incompetent,
horrifying thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
498. And because you didn't ice the foot,
they can't reattach it.Copy !req
499. - Please don't write me up.
- If anyone deserves it, it's you.Copy !req
500. Fine! Go ahead!Copy !req
501. Do their dirty work for them.
That's what they want.Copy !req
502. Whose dirty work?Copy !req
503. Hospital Administration. I'm nine months
away from getting my maximum pension.Copy !req
504. They're trying to force me out.Copy !req
505. That's why they send me
where I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
506. You're right.
You don't know what you're doing.Copy !req
507. They want to replace people like me
with cheaper aides.Copy !req
508. If they know the difference between
a football and a foot, I'll take them.Copy !req
509. I am not gonna let you put me through
the humiliation of a review board.Copy !req
510. - Not after 22 years.
- Watch me.Copy !req
511. Don't bother. I quit.Copy !req
512. Dr. Keaton said her oxygen level
is as low as it can go.Copy !req
513. It's only a matter of time.Copy !req
514. Thank you for everything
you've done for Megan.Copy !req
515. - What happened to that float?
- She quit, thank God.Copy !req
516. She told me Admin was trying to make
her quit before her pension maxed out.Copy !req
517. - That's why they floated her down here.
- She gave me the same line. It's bull.Copy !req
518. - They're floating me to Neuro.
- What?Copy !req
519. Starting tomorrow, the hospital's
floating me there three times a week.Copy !req
520. - When does your pension max out?
- In a year.Copy !req
521. So maybe it was personal.Copy !req
522. Go ahead and say it.
I'm a sanctimonious...Copy !req
523. judgmental, self-righteous,
sexually frustrated little man.Copy !req
524. - Well, you're not little.
- Thank you.Copy !req
525. I'd hate to think that my personal pique
could color my professional decisions.Copy !req
526. But it happens.
And it probably happened today.Copy !req
527. You don't need to beat me up
about making a mess out of my life.Copy !req
528. I like to do that myself.Copy !req
529. Though it may not be
the healthiest approach.Copy !req
530. - You know, I'm seeing a shrink.
- That's a good step.Copy !req
531. - Man or a woman?
- A woman.Copy !req
532. Don't worry. She's 62 years old.Copy !req
533. - Freudian?
- Yeah.Copy !req
534. Sorry, I couldn't resist.Copy !req
535. I hate you. You know that?Copy !req
536. I know.Copy !req
537. Take it, Oki.Copy !req
538. Rough day, huh?Copy !req
539. - You knew it would be, didn't you?
- I had an idea.Copy !req
540. Well, I guess I did
exactly what you said.Copy !req
541. Rushed ahead, didn't think.Copy !req
542. Did you actually believe
you could save that boy?Copy !req
543. I never worked so hard or performed
more surgery than I did today.Copy !req
544. When I took that vent off...Copy !req
545. I absolutely thought
that kid would breathe.Copy !req
546. Did you check on the Herlihy baby?Copy !req
547. Couple of hours ago.Copy !req
548. I can't face those parents.Copy !req
549. You should check on her before you go.Copy !req
550. The guy walks in the room,
and every vending machine goes kaput.Copy !req
551. - I don't believe it.
- Ready? I got the keys.Copy !req
552. - Are we going through with this?
- Yes, I'm desperate.Copy !req
553. You are nuts. MRls do not cause
negative force fields.Copy !req
554. I think we better take the stairs.Copy !req
555. Dale, my hale and hearty friend,
today was a blast.Copy !req
556. Not bad.
Too bad Mr. Percy stroked out.Copy !req
557. - What did you say?
- Didn't you hear?Copy !req
558. No.Copy !req
559. Went to check on him,
he couldn't even talk.Copy !req
560. - You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
561. Nothing left to do
but turn and water him.Copy !req
562. Shame you backed off on that Psych
consult. Could've saved his life.Copy !req
563. Too bad you didn't have the balls.Copy !req
564. You smug son of a bitch!Copy !req
565. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
566. We were just discussing
the finer points of informed consent.Copy !req
567. What is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
568. She and Morgenstern are going out.
I can live with that.Copy !req
569. What bothers me is that
she didn't tell me about it.Copy !req
570. If I was going out with Morgenstern,
I wouldn't tell anybody.Copy !req
571. Susan and I are supposed to be friends.
I mean, how did this happen?Copy !req
572. - How serious is it?
- Ask her.Copy !req
573. You want me to go to her apartment,
knock on the door and say:Copy !req
574. "What's up with you and Morgenstern? "Copy !req
575. - That would be one way.
- That's not my style.Copy !req
576. Mark, you might want to think
about changing your style.Copy !req
577. Okay, E-Ray.
What's that key sequence?Copy !req
578. Control, A-Q-R,
and then push the pound key.Copy !req
579. - Hurry up. Someone's coming.
- Close the door.Copy !req
580. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
581. Control, A-Q-R, pound.Copy !req
582. Good job, Jerry.Copy !req
583. Don't leave me in too long.Copy !req
584. Fifteen seconds should be enough
to reverse my polarity.Copy !req
585. This Radiology tech stuff
isn't so hard.Copy !req
586. I can feel the difference. I'm me again.Copy !req
587. - Now turn it off.
- What's the sequence for that?Copy !req
588. Isn't there a switch?Copy !req
589. - Which one?
- There should be a kill switch.Copy !req
590. - A big, red button.
- What about this?Copy !req
591. - Oh, my God!
- Jerry, what are you doing?Copy !req
592. - I don't know!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
593. - I don't know. I don't know!
- Pull the plug!Copy !req
594. - Oh, my God!
- Pull the plug!Copy !req
595. Medicine is supposed to be a noble
profession, not a motorcycle club.Copy !req
596. Why were you fighting?Copy !req
597. - It was stupid, Dr. Keaton.
- Abby. I'm listening.Copy !req
598. There was a patient scheduled
for high-risk surgery.Copy !req
599. Clearly non compos mentis.Copy !req
600. And I knew I should've called
the Psych consult down to clear him.Copy !req
601. But...Copy !req
602. I didn't. I was too afraid of...Copy !req
603. pissing off the surgeons to speak up.Copy !req
604. - What happened?
- He stroked out.Copy !req
605. He should never have had the surgery.
And I knew it.Copy !req
606. At least you care about your patients.
A lot of surgeons don't.Copy !req
607. They don't?Copy !req
608. - Dr. Keaton...
- Abby.Copy !req
609. Abby.Copy !req
610. - Who is it?
- It's Mark.Copy !req
611. - I just called you.
- Are you alone?Copy !req
612. So I'll make this easy.Copy !req
613. - I know about you and Morgenstern.
- You do?Copy !req
614. So how long you been
seeing each other?Copy !req
615. - You mean as in "going out"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. Mark, we're not.Copy !req
617. - You're not?
- No.Copy !req
618. - Are you sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
619. So are you seeing anybody?Copy !req
620. Maybe we should sit down.Copy !req
621. Morgenstern has been helping me
get my transcripts together.Copy !req
622. Transcripts?Copy !req
623. - I'm leaving my Residency.
- You're quitting?Copy !req
624. - Transferring.
- Where?Copy !req
625. Phoenix.Copy !req
626. When I was there
visiting Chloe and Susie...Copy !req
627. I just got this feeling, like this is
where I'm supposed to be right now.Copy !req
628. And I don't have anything here
in Chicago, really.Copy !req
629. - I mean-
- I know what you mean.Copy !req
630. And after I've decided,
I just feel happy.Copy !req
631. For the first time in a long time...Copy !req
632. like I'm finally moving on with my life.Copy !req
633. That's great.Copy !req
634. God.Copy !req
635. So you're sure?Copy !req
636. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
637. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
638. I know. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
639. I am gonna miss you too.Copy !req
640. - Kit, is the pulse-ox monitor right?
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
641. - What did you do?
- Nothing.Copy !req
642. About an hour ago,
she just started getting better.Copy !req