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3. I told you I was pregnant weeks ago.
Then nothing.
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4. - Perform an embolectomy?
- You seem to know what you're doing.
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5. I think we should start
sleeping together.
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6. Why didn't you tell me I could be
a lawyer, pilot or astronaut?
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7. You wanted to be an astronaut?
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8. - Why doesn't she stay with me?
- How will you do that and work?
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9. I can handle it.
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10. "You Bet Your Life"
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11. Am I gonna be late again?
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12. No. And starting today,
we're both gonna be on time.
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13. - Who's picking me up?
- Tina's mom.
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14. You'll play over there,
and I'll pick you up after dinner.
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15. - I hate Tina.
- Don't say that. She likes you.
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16. No, she doesn't.
Her mom's just doing you a favor.
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17. That's not true.
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18. - I'm sure the bell just rang.
- I hate going in late.
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19. I'm sorry, sweetheart.
This is the last time. I swear.
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20. I can't wait till Mommy gets back.
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21. Have a nice day.
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22. - Can I help you?
- I'm looking for Carla Reece.
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23. - She went home last night.
- Thank you.
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24. What are you doing?
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25. I was just going over
Carla Reece's discharge summary.
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26. - That's confidential.
- Yeah, I know.
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27. Dr. Coburn
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28. I'm the child's father.
- She told me.
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29. It's still confidential,
and you know it.
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30. Why did you order
a glucose-tolerance test?
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31. - I won't answer that question.
- Does she have gestational diabetes?
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32. Goodbye, doctor.
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33. Gestational diabetes can put the fetus
at risk of heart or metabolic problems.
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34. I have a right to know.
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35. If you wanna know
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36. then I suggest you ask the mother.
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37. - I thought I'd find you here.
- Here I am.
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38. It's supposed to be a great weekend.
They say it'll get up in the 70s.
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39. - Damn it.
- You're in a good mood.
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40. I was doing fine until the clinic called
with my blood-test results.
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41. - My viral load's up to 1000.
- A thousand is not significant.
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42. - It is to me. Perfect timing.
- What do you mean?
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43. T oday is Al and my anniversary.
Would've been nine years.
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44. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving.
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45. You had the flu last week.
That's why your viral load went up.
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46. In two weeks, it'll be undetectable.
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47. - Think so?
- Yeah, and I'm the expert.
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48. I also think we should rechristen
this date in history.
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49. - What do you mean?
- I propose April 17
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50. be the anniversary
of our first weekend getaway.
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51. - Keep talking.
- All right.
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52. How does a suite
at Indian Lake Resort sound?
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53. Great restaurants, massages in the room.
Leave tonight. Back Sunday.
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54. - Sounds nice.
- It will be. I promise.
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55. Hey, stop worrying, okay?
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56. Come on, don't lie.
You did not buy this car.
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57. - Boxster, dude. I'm leasing it.
- How?
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58. To afford that, you gotta be making
some doctor ducats.
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59. - Just call me Dr. Markovic.
- Okay, doc.
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60. - Did that Attending meeting start on time?
- Yes. And Anspaugh was looking for you.
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61. Don't bother.
It ended five minutes ago. Catwoman?
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62. Rachel left it. I should call
the school to make sure they feed her.
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63. - We need to talk.
- Sorry about the meeting.
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64. The Search Committee received your
application for the teaching position
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65. along with Kerry Weaver's.
- Wasn't she going for research?
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66. She is.
The teaching job is her fallback.
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67. Now, between us,
you're the better candidate.
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68. Kerry's intellect is superior,
but she doesn't have your people skills.
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69. The hitch is, you haven't published.
Kerry has written seven articles.
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70. - Two in the Annals.
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71. Exactly. Which means you have to find
an interesting case and write it up
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72. to show the committee
you're not illiterate.
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73. - A case.
- And soon.
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74. I went out on a limb to back you.
Don't make me look like an idiot.
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75. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it!
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76. Carol? What are you doing?
What is this?
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77. You're reading
Harrison's Internal Medicine?
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78. I'm checking the rate of oxygenated
metabolism in hypothyroidism.
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79. - This is important to you?
- It was on the medical-board exam.
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80. I put "above normal. "
The answer's "below normal. "
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81. Every day I think of another test question.
I look it up, and I got it wrong.
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82. - I'm sure you did fine.
- No, Doug.
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83. I've looked up 30 questions,
and I missed them all.
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84. - I did not do fine.
- Okay, you're right.
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85. But you do things for people that
doctors don't even think about doing.
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86. This guy in the hall needs a cleanup.
He just did a major Code Brown.
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87. You're right. I wipe butts.
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88. And take orders
from 25-year-old interns.
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89. Who's the jockey on Goosebumps?
Is that turf or dirt?
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90. What's the conditions at the track?
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91. Easy.
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92. Listen, put me down for a double pop,
Goosebumps to win.
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93. You want any action?
I got the lowdown on the miler.
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94. - You a gambler?
- Investor. If I wanna gamble
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95. I'll play the stock market.
This is scientific. What about it?
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96. - No, thanks.
- Your loss. Doc?
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97. Sure. Put me down for 5 bucks.
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98. Five bucks! A high roller.
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99. - You've been vomiting since yesterday?
- I think my cat gave me the flu.
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100. We'll run a few tests.
Let's get an x-ray of his abdomen.
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101. - Can I keep my hat on?
- Sure. Why?
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102. It's my thing. Once I make a bet,
I keep the hat on till the payoff.
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103. Scientific, huh?
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104. Einstein wore brown socks for luck.
Now, who am I to argue with that?
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105. Jeanie, some guy dropped
this off for you.
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106. - Who?
- I think it was your ex-husband.
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107. - When?
- He just left.
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108. - Al.
- Hi. I see you got the flowers.
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109. - What's this about?
- Nothing.
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110. It's our anniversary, and I thought
of you, like it says on the card.
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111. - It's inappropriate.
- Jeanie, it's no big deal.
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112. I don't wanna celebrate a marriage that
was a disaster from beginning to end.
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113. - I didn't mean to upset you.
- Well, here. Just-
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114. No. Keep them.
Give them to a patient or something.
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115. - Oh, God!
- Ida Blinnder, 55, acute abdominal pain.
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116. - It's like my stomach's exploding.
- BP, 100/70. Pulse, 90.
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117. - I need surgery.
- Draw the usual labs, amylase, LFTs.
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118. Call a Surgical consult.
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119. - Good Lord.
- Looks like a railroad yard.
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120. - I see you're no stranger to surgery.
- I've had five operations.
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121. - They never find anything.
- All of these for the same problem?
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122. It comes back.
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123. Mrs. Blinnder, do you ever suffer the loss
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124. - Yes. Yes, I do.
- Cancel the surgery.
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125. - Why? What's going on?
- There's a rare condition called porphyria.
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126. It's often misdiagnosed as surgical,
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127. You mean she had five operations
she didn't need?
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128. It's possible. This could be the perfect
case to write up for the journals.
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129. - Let's get a CBC and lytes.
- What's happening?
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130. Don't worry, Mrs. Blinnder.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
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131. - Excuse me. A little help!
- Malik, get a gurney.
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132. I found her in a car outside
Grayson's Cemetery, bleeding to death.
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133. - These your belts?
- All we had for a tourniquet.
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134. How much blood has she lost?
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135. Not sure. The car had
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136. Let's get her into Trauma.
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137. Take the belts off.
See if she has an arterial bleed.
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138. - No spurting on this side.
- Can I get a pulse below the cut?
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139. - Must have used a dull knife.
- Something ugly is going on.
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140. - Think she swallowed something?
- See any containers? Poisons? Insecticide?
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141. We just scooped and ran.
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142. - Her name?
- No ID.
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143. - Go back and check her car.
- Ewald tube and activated charcoal.
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144. We gotta pump her out.
Could you hold her head?
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145. - Here it is.
- Oh, the pain!
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146. "Unexplained abdominal crisis.
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147. Symptoms include absence of fever. "
What's her temp?
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148. - Normal.
- Good.
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149. "Porphobilinogen in the urine. "
Let's get a UA.
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150. You gonna write this up for the Annals?
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151. And The New England Journal
and maybe The New York Times.
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152. Who knows how many needless
surgeries are done in cases like this?
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153. - " The Hidden Tragedy. "
- Am I gonna get an operation?
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154. - Absolutely not.
- But I want an operation.
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155. Mrs. Blinnder, you don't understand.
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156. You don't need surgery.
You have porphyria.
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157. - No, she doesn't.
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158. She's Psych.
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159. - She enjoys having surgery done on her.
- Enjoys?
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160. She's convinced five different doctors
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161. It's a lie. I do need surgery.
Oh, God. The pain.
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162. - Call Psych. Have them bring the net.
- And cancel The New York Times?
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163. Hey, Carla. It's Peter. Are you there?
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164. When you get this, give me a call
either at the hospital or at home
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165. or page me. 555-0197, okay?
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166. I hope you get this,
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167. - What is it, Carter?
- I got a 68-year-old guy
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168. with diffuse abdominal pain,
no focal tenderness, bowel edema
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169. but no acute obstruction and a history
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170. - I'm thinking about getting an angiogram.
- Hand it off to Dixon.
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171. - You and I have to cover the wards.
- I'd rather stick with him.
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172. His temp's up. He's looking gray. I just
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173. All right. Stick with him.
If he needs surgery, Anspaugh's on call.
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174. - Heart rate's 40.
- Get 2 more of atropine.
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175. Get the contents of her stomach
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176. - Cops found empty pill vials in her car.
- What kind of pills?
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177. - 3TC, ritonavir, AZT.
- She OD'd on her AIDS pills?
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178. There's more. Valium, desipramine, Prozac
and a jar with some kind of mixture
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179. smells like Sterno.
- I guess she wanted to make sure.
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180. - What's the name?
- Suzanne Alner.
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181. See if she has a chart.
Tube's coming out.
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182. - Washcloth, please.
- Bicarb for that tricyclic
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183. Romazicon for the benzos.
Narcan to cover the narcotics.
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184. If she's positive for methanol,
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185. - And the AIDS pills?
- No idea.
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186. - Greg Fischer would know.
- Good. I'll call him.
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187. Why would you wanna
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188. We're talking 200 horses,
0 to 60 in 6. 1 seconds.
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189. - ER. Who?
- Yeah, I'll let you drive it.
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190. Jerry, someone from Cryogen Lab
is calling for a Dr. Markovic.
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191. Let me call you back.
Hello? Yeah, speaking.
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192. Monday at 4:30 would be fine.
Thank you.
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193. - Isn't Cryogen Lab that sperm bank?
- Yeah.
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194. Don't tell me you're representing yourself
as a doctor and trying to sell your sperm?
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195. - Just keep it down.
- That is reprehensible!
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196. What's in a title? Women are paying
top dollar for the seed of a tall man
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197. with an IQ of 150.
- Who took the test for you?
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198. - I took it.
- Your IQ isn't 150. Mine's only 145.
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199. What am I supposed to do,
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200. What?
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201. I'm gonna get an IQ test from Psych.
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202. If you don't score 150, I'm gonna
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203. Tech brought these down.
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204. - She's positive for methanol?
- Yeah. Dialysis is on the way.
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205. Pumping and charcoal
is all you can do for the HIV pills.
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206. Cops found pictures
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207. - Her daughter?
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208. Pharmacy has her living in a motel.
I called. They say she lived alone.
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209. She's got a wedding ring.
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210. - Did we find an old chart?
- Nothing.
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211. - This kid looks familiar. Last name?
- Patient's last name is Alner.
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212. - Suzanne.
- Where am I?
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214. You want us to call someone?
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215. - Your husband?
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216. We found these pictures in your car.
Is she your daughter?
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217. - Where is she?
- I killed her.
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218. - How are you feeling, Mr. Bartok?
- Bad. Like after my second heart attack.
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219. Well, what you're having is a lot like
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220. This artery brings blood
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221. - It's completely blocked off.
- Sounds serious.
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222. - It's very serious.
- Can you fix it?
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223. Yeah. We need to get you
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224. What if we don't?
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225. - You'll be dead in 72 hours.
- Cripes!
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226. Don't worry. The chief of staff is on call.
You'll get the best care in Chicago.
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227. Let's take him to Pre-Op,
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228. Where's my phone?
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229. It's around here somewhere. This isn't
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230. - I want to talk to my daughter.
- Yeah. Sure.
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231. The doctor ordered a painkiller injection.
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232. - Take your best shot.
- Marine?
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233. - Master gunnery sergeant, 22 years.
- This might sting a little.
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234. I think I can handle it.
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235. - Carol, what are you doing?
- You ordered 30 mgs of ketorolac.
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236. - He needs it IV.
- You didn't say that.
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237. He's got kidney stones and COPD.
He needs to be hydrated.
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238. - I'll start an IV.
- Sorry, we got to stick you again.
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239. What's another needle?
At Fort Bragg
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240. my drill instructor hammered
my air-assault wings into my chest.
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241. - I heard about that on the news.
- Sounds awful.
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242. Proudest day of my life.
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243. If the journalists left my corps alone,
we'd all be a lot better off.
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244. Caught me off guard there, cookie.
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245. Peanut butter and jelly.
And a plain doughnut.
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246. - Rachel forgot her lunch.
- Maybe it was on purpose.
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247. - I'm new at this.
- How's it going?
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248. It's great. I love having her around.
We haven't got the routines down yet
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249. but she seems happy.
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250. - I hear you have a Psych case for me.
- Yeah. Curtain Area 3.
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251. This lady has
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252. She's had five surgeries.
They've all been completely unnecessary.
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253. - Not Ida Blinnder?
- Yeah. Is she a patient of yours?
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254. T otal fruitcake.
You didn't leave her alone, did you?
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255. - Why?
- When she's rejected from surgery
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256. she likes to force the issue.
- What?
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257. She eats things.
Batteries, paper clips, pens...
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258. - Then they have to be surgically removed.
- Oh, boy.
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259. Ida, what have you been doing?
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260. - Oh, no.
- What?
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261. Haleh, did you take
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262. - This was full when I left.
- Ida, did you swallow anything?
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263. Okay.
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264. - Excuse me, is Dr. Coburn around?
- She's at the clinic.
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265. - Wanna leave a message?
- No. Maybe you can help me.
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266. I need the ultrasound tape
for Carla Reece.
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267. We only keep them a week or so
before they get recycled. Let's see.
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268. You're in luck.
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269. You're a surgeon, right?
Is she a surgical patient?
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270. - How's she doing?
- BP's down. Breathing's labored.
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271. - She's not responding to anything.
- Guess what I found.
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272. The chart on the little girl. Katie Alner.
Roger. Suzanne.
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273. The girl in the picture.
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274. Father brought her in last year
for recurrent ear infection and flu.
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275. - I ran a CD4. She had AIDS.
- From her mother?
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276. Yeah. Girl died last month.
AIDS-related pneumonia.
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277. - So that's what she meant.
- So sad.
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278. - Her ex-husband is on his way in.
- Soon, I hope.
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279. His celiac is shot.
White count's 18,000.
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280. - Correct.
- He's had two Mls
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281. peripheral vascular disease.
CO2, 14. Fever, 102. BP's down to 90?
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282. I thought we should get him
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283. He's going into shock. We open him up,
he won't get off the table.
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284. - Turf him to ICU.
- Wait. You're not gonna take him?
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285. - He's septic and grossly unstable.
- He's infarcting his bowel.
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286. - He's not gonna get better in the ICU.
- Probably not, but it's his only shot.
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287. Don't you think he has a better shot
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288. There's nothing we can do for this man.
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289. We operate, all we get
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290. I'm a surgeon, not an executioner.
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291. Let's go, doc. I'm dying here.
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292. Mr. Bartok, Dr. Anspaugh feels
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293. - What's that mean?
- It means we'll move you up to ICU.
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294. - The Intensive Care Unit.
- I don't understand.
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295. You said if I don't get this surgery
right away, I'm through.
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296. - That's true.
- So? What? Are you writing me off?
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297. - Send me to die like some animal?
- I am sorry.
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298. You're sorry. What the hell is that?
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299. You told me I'd get the best care
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300. Should I call Transpo to come get him?
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301. You gave me your word.
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302. No, keep him here. Give him dopamine.
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303. Let me have that. I'll be right back.
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304. - Holy cow!
- Sorry.
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305. - Mother!
- Damn it! I'm sorry.
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306. - What are you doing?
- Blood gas. He's a hard stick.
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307. - I'll take that as a compliment.
- I'll go get an Attending.
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308. No, I got it.
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309. Kerry, you might want to help Doyle.
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310. - Judas Priest!
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311. Gotta learn sometime.
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312. I don't see why nurses
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313. As if we wouldn't do
a better job than that.
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314. - Sounds like she's got it.
- Holy Shih Tzu!
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315. I'd say his chances of surviving
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316. His collaterals may still be
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317. - I doubt it.
- His BP is up.
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318. - He's not a good risk.
- Dr. Hicks.
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319. Mr. Bartok knows he might not wake up.
He wants everything done
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320. and I think we should
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321. If we get in and out quickly,
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322. - That's all he wants.
- All right, let's take him.
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323. - Good news. You're going to Surgery.
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324. My pen.
I was wondering where I left it.
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325. Scissors, tweezers.
She should be in the circus.
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326. Nothing's left the stomach. With a
rat's tooth and a scope, I can grab it.
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327. Well, looks like she's back
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328. "Woman Swallows Medical Instruments. "
The journals would love this.
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329. - I didn't know you were into publishing.
- Yeah, life on the fast track.
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330. Publish or perish.
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331. - She's throwing PVCs.
- Probably the tricyclics.
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332. They're cardiotoxic.
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- My name is Jeanie.
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- Can't you see me?
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338. - Suzanne?
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341. No. God.
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349. - No big deal. I've had them for years.
- Starting early. It's barely 2:00.
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350. We had a pre-prom party.
Betsy's folks are out of town.
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351. - Why would you tell him that?
- He's a doctor.
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352. - I just need antibiotics.
- Let me check you out first.
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353. - Let's go to Exam 1.
- From now on, let me do the talking.
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354. - Excuse me, Mr. Alner?
- Yes.
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355. - Do you want to see her?
- I can see her.
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356. - She's dying.
- Yes.
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357. - Is she in pain?
- Some.
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358. Good.
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359. She cheated on me.
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360. Got herself infected with AIDS
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361. I've been waiting for this
for a long time.
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362. Retract the omentum.
Let's see what we've got.
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363. - Is that gangrene?
- From the proximal jejunum
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364. to the transverse colon. If we
go forward, we'll be here for hours.
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365. - He won't have any small bowel left.
- I think it's worth a shot.
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366. What is it, Carter?
He owes you money?
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367. All right, let's go. Hemostat
and a couple of Scudders for the bowel.
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368. - What's going on in here?
- What's the problem?
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369. I rejected this patient
as a poor surgical risk.
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370. - Or didn't Dr. Carter tell you?
- No, he didn't.
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371. I got a 23-year jump on you, kid.
You trying to outflank me?
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372. - What makes you think you're superior?
- I don't.
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373. - I don't. I thought the patient-
- This has nothing to do with him!
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374. This is about the practice of medicine.
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375. Interns do not make end runs
on the chief of staff!
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376. I want you in my office at 5:00 sharp
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377. to discuss your future as a surgeon.
If you have any hope
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378. of continuing in this program,
you'll explain your actions
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379. with the appropriate degree
of contrition and respect
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380. and the assurance that nothing
like this will ever happen again.
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381. - Dr. Hicks.
- Scrub out, Carter.
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382. - Sign here so we can get our property.
- No! I want surgery.
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383. - Have you ever had an endoscopy before?
- No.
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384. I don't think you know
what you're missing.
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385. Endoscopy is an extremely traumatic
and invasive procedure.
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386. See, I have to stick this tube
with a camera down your throat
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387. root around and grab
the items you've swallowed
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388. and yank them up through your gullet.
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389. The best thing is,
you'll be conscious the whole time.
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390. - You mean, I can watch?
- In living color.
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391. You got a call from Rachel's school.
They want you to come pick her up.
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392. - Someone else was supposed to.
- Apparently, they didn't.
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393. - They're holding. You wanna talk to them?
- No. I'll...
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394. Tell them I'm on my way.
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395. I'll be back in 45 minutes.
Don't leave her alone.
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396. And don't let anybody else
do the endoscopy.
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397. - Who's your wife's doctor?
- Janet Coburn.
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398. - So why are you coming to see me?
- You're the expert on fetal anomalies.
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399. Since Carla has gestational diabetes,
I wanted you to take a look.
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400. I can tell you right now,
he looks fine.
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401. - No cardiac abnormalities?
- No.
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402. - Macrosomia?
- No. How's Janet managing your wife?
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403. - Through diet or insulin injections?
- I'm not sure.
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404. You don't know
how your wife's being managed?
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405. - Actually, we're not married.
- But you talk to her, one would hope.
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406. Well, we had a little falling out.
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407. You know, I don't really know you
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408. and I'm getting the feeling
I'm doing something I shouldn't be.
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409. And I'm starting to resent it.
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410. Bad news. Your gallbladder's
gonna have to come out right away.
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411. - First thing tomorrow?
- Right away.
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412. No way. I paid $400 for that dress.
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413. I'm sorry, but you're
in real trouble here.
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414. - Listen to him, Bets.
- Shut up, Jeffrey.
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415. - I'll come back right after the prom.
- No, you'll get septic and die
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416. by the end of the night.
- I'm willing to risk it.
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417. - Give me the antibiotics.
- You're going to Surgery.
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418. Oh, no. I'm 18 years old.
I know my rights.
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419. I'm walking out of here, and you
can't do squat. Jeffrey, my dress.
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420. - Can you be back by 10?
- They crown the king and queen at 10.
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421. - 10:30, then.
- I could leave at 10:30.
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422. - Where's the prom?
- The Drake.
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423. - It's halfway across town. Leave by 10.
- Forget it. Jeffrey, zip me.
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424. Let's go.
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425. Hang on. Wait. I've got an idea.
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426. - Mr. Greene.
- Hi. Sorry about the mix-up.
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427. - It happens.
- Where's Rach?
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428. She went down to the library. If you
have a minute, I'd like to talk to you.
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429. - Sure.
- I just wanna know if there's
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430. anything you need to be careful about
with Rachel these days.
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431. Such as?
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432. - Restricted physical activities, diet?
- Why?
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433. - Because of her leukemia.
- Leukemia? Rachel doesn't have leukemia.
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434. - Where did you get that?
- Rachel.
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435. She told some of her classmates
she's sick and not expected to live.
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436. - Why would she say something like that?
- Rachel's having some trouble socially.
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437. - I'm sure you heard about the fight.
- No.
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438. It was with one
of the more popular girls.
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439. Since then, Rachel often winds up
playing by herself.
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440. Feigning an illness, I'm sure,
was just a way to get attention.
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441. - Hey, Rach. Ready to go?
- Are we going home?
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442. - I wish. Gotta get back to the hospital.
- You can do your math homework.
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443. - Big whoop!
- Hey! Rachel, that's no way to talk to her.
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444. - We'll see you tomorrow.
- Say goodbye.
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445. - Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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446. - What's the story?
- Keeled over while playing cards.
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447. Must have gotten a bad hand.
One, two, three.
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448. - BP's 80/50. Heart rate's up to 130.
- You didn't start an IV?
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449. - Blew two on the ride. His veins are shot.
- Try a stick on the hand.
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450. - I'm hearing rales.
- Three-plus pitting edema.
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451. - He's got congestive heart failure.
- Prep Lasix and dopamine.
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452. We need to get the fluid off his lungs.
How's that IV coming?
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453. - Forget it. His skin's like paper.
- I'll do a central line. I need a kit.
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454. - Any Attendings around?
- Greene left, and Weaver's in Radiology.
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455. - Betadine, please.
- Page Weaver and call Surgery.
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456. - Have them help us put in the central line.
- Cancel that. I got it.
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457. Give me an 8 French.
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458. - Surgeons put in lines all the time.
- I said, I got it.
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459. - BP's down to 60.
- Standing by with dopamine.
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460. How long is it gonna be?
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461. If you're looking for something to do,
grab him a pillow.
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462. I'm calling Surgery.
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463. Line's in. Run the dopamine,
400 in 250. Titrate the BP to 90.
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464. Hold the Lasix
until his pressure is back.
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465. The ambulance takes you to the dance
and picks you up at 10:00 sharp.
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466. - Take that.
15.
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467. Ten o'clock. No dancing around, keep
that IV in, nothing too wild. All right?
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468. - Don't worry.
- And for her
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469. nothing to eat. No alcohol, no smoking.
You make sure she's back by 10:30.
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470. - Not a minute later.
- You can count on me.
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471. Bye-bye. Have fun. Be good.
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472. Close the door.
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473. I have never seen as devious,
underhanded
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474. and ultimately self-destructive
a maneuver as you pulled.
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475. What the hell were you thinking?
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476. I thought the patient deserved a chance.
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477. I had reservations about
Dr. Anspaugh's assessment
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478. that the patient
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479. If I were a patient,
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480. You led me to believe
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481. If I'd known otherwise,
it's unlikely I would've proceeded.
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482. Certainly not without
consulting Dr. Anspaugh first.
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483. Before Dr. Hicks and I decide whether
or not to terminate your Residency
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484. is there anything you'd like to say?
- Yes.
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485. I apologize
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486. for not being more forceful in making
my case to you when I spoke to you.
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487. And I apologize to you for not telling you
about Dr. Anspaugh's assessment.
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488. But I still believe we owed this patient
a chance in saving his life.
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489. - I'm glad we gave it to him.
- Anything else?
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490. - I have a question.
- What?
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491. Did Mr. Bartok survive the surgery?
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492. Yes, he did.
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493. Labs are back.
BUN is 45. Creatine is 3.5.
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494. - He's in renal failure.
- Anyone page Weaver?
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495. - I did.
- BP's down to 50.
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496. We gotta increase his output.
Prep some Vasotec.
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497. Ace inhibitors to
someone in renal failure?
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498. Gotta get his heart pumping.
Malik, give him 1.25.
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499. It'll shut his kidneys down.
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500. Improving cardiac output will help
his renal failure. Give the Vasotec.
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501. - Want me to read the contraindications?
- I can read as well as you can.
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502. If we don't get his heart pumping,
he's dead!
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503. - It's a mistake.
- Load the Vasotec.
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504. What's going on?
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505. Patient is in congestive heart failure
and renal failure. BP's crashing.
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506. I've ordered 1.25 of Vasotec,
but I can't convince the nurses to do it.
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507. - Give it to him to get his heart going.
- What about his kidneys?
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508. Gotta get the heart going first.
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509. Where is she? Why didn't you tell me?
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510. - Still hanging on?
- She's delirious.
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511. From what?
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512. From organophosphates, methanol,
tricyclics. Take your pick.
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513. - BP's falling. She's getting shocky.
- Better get Kerry.
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514. Looks like impending respiratory failure.
You may need to intubate.
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515. Roger, is that you?
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516. She's blind from the methanol.
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517. - Roger, I'm sorry.
- She thinks you're her husband.
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518. Roger, I'm sorry. Forgive me.
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519. - Roger's not here.
- Please forgive me, Roger.
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520. Please. Please, Roger.
Please forgive me.
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521. - Just say it.
- What?
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522. - Tell her you forgive her.
- Please. Please.
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523. - It's not my place to do that.
- Just say it. Greg, say it.
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524. - Just say it.
- Please.
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525. - It's okay.
- What's her rate?
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526. - 140.
- Let's tube her.
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527. Roger!
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528. Hold her.
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529. - Hold her.
- It's okay, sweetheart.
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530. It's okay, sweetheart. It's okay.
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with a possible five answers
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532. you could guess randomly and expect
to score 20 percent. You got 15.
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533. - Your days as a sperm donor are over.
- But I was nervous.
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534. - I don't perform under pressure.
- You wanna call, or should I?
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535. - Kerry, I'm back on.
- Hey, Rachel.
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536. Mark.
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537. One of your patients, Mrs. Blinnder,
was complaining of abdominal pains.
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538. I had to scope out her stomach.
I believe this is yours.
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539. Thank you.
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540. I'm thinking we could coauthor an article
about her and send it out to the journals.
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541. I've even got a title:
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542. Great.
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543. Fifty-seven, 58, 59, 60, 61-
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544. - What's your problem?
- Excuse me?
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545. The attitude.
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546. What are you talking about?
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547. You second-guess me,
give me a hard time.
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548. - What is going on?
- Nothing's going on.
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549. Don't ever disregard my orders
like you did in that trauma.
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550. I may be younger than you, but I
am the doctor and you are the nurse.
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551. Keep that straight.
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552. Sweetheart, you gotta do
your homework before you watch TV.
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553. - I don't want to.
- Those are the rules.
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554. - Can you help me?
- I gotta help some sick people.
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555. You're always taking care of sick people.
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556. Rach.
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557. Mrs. Hilderbrand said you told your friends
at school that you were sick. Is that true?
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558. - They're not my friends.
- You want them to be nice to you?
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559. Quality Assurance would like you
to finish these charts by 6.
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560. Just leave them.
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561. People won't like you
because you're sick.
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562. You help people who are sick.
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563. You don't have to be sick
for me to love you.
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564. I love you more than anything
in the world. You know that.
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565. - Dr. Anspaugh is on the phone for you.
- I'll call him back.
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566. - No, wait. I gotta take this.
- Please, Daddy!
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567. Rachel, I have to do this, okay?
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568. We'll talk more when we get home.
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569. I'm sorry. I wasn't comfortable
pretending to be her husband.
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570. You don't have to apologize.
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571. It's getting late. If you still wanna go
to the lake, we need to leave soon.
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572. - I don't think so.
- Because of what happened with her?
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573. No. I don't know.
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574. - I guess I'm not ready.
- Okay.
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575. No problem. If...
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576. Call me if you wanna get together
this weekend.
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577. - How did it go?
- Not bad.
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578. We removed most
of your small intestine.
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579. I'm afraid you're not gonna be able
to eat solid food again.
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580. - Can I drink?
- Yeah, actually.
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581. - Smoke?
- If you must.
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582. I'll be fine.
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583. Your daughter is flying in tonight.
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584. - Goosebumps.
- You want me to get you a blanket?
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585. Goosebumps, our horse.
How did she do?
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586. Oh, I don't know.
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587. Never mind.
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588. - Would you call the morgue?
- I already did.
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589. - Who put those here?
- I did.
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590. Somebody threw them in the trash.
They're perfectly fine.
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591. Yes, this is Dr. McGrath speaking.
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592. - Tuesday at 3 would be splendid.
- Go for it, dude.
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593. - Who's there?
- Hey, it's me. Peter.
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594. Peter who?
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595. Very funny, Carla.
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596. What do you want, Peter?
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597. I wanna know how you
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598. We're fine. See you.
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599. Carla!
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600. I know things haven't been right
between us.
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601. But I'm here,
and I'm trying to do the right thing.
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602. I wanna support you through this.
I wanna be a father to my kid.
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603. Carla. Excuse me,
could you hold that door, please?
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604. Thank you.
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605. Come by Saturday morning.
I could use some help around the house.
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606. All right, I'll be here.
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607. - Hey.
- Hey. You know what I hate?
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608. - Maggie Doyle?
- I don't hate her. I hate that she's right.
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609. - She's younger than me.
- Yes, you're right. She is.
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610. We grew up in the same neighborhood,
and I gotta take orders from her.
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611. - You're a very competitive person.
- I can't help it.
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612. She got through medical school,
and I can't even get through the door.
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613. - You can get through my door.
- Anything in a bra can do that.
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614. No, I've reformed. Ask anyone.
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615. All right, kids. Right on time.
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616. She wanted to stay for the Best Dressed
Contest, but I said, "No, Bets.
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617. - Your surgery is more important. "
- Good man, Jeff.
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618. Thanks, Dr. Ross.
This was the best night of my life.
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619. Me too.
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620. - I gotta go.
- Good night.
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621. - which means if you live close to a river,
you need to keep a close eye on this.
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622. Rach, come on. It's time to go home.
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623. - I'm tired.
- I know, sweetheart. It's late.
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624. - Can you carry me?
- Y eah. Sure. Grab on.
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625. We got a great case here,
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626. on a dual-chamber pacemaker.
Make a good article.
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627. Tell Kerry to take it.
I'm going home.
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628. Carter, you're on probation,
but you're still in the program.
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629. - Thank you.
- Thank Anspaugh. I wanted you out.
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630. John Carter's not a law unto himself.
I hope you've learned that.
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631. You won't get another chance.
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632. - Hi.
- Hi.
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633. - Can I come in?
- Sure, come in.
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634. - I was just finishing dinner. Hungry?
- No, thanks.
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637. Honestly, I'm glad I got the house.
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638. - I'm sorry about this morning.
- You did a nice thing. I was rude.
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640. It's okay.
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641. You don't really think our marriage was
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643. - The middle wasn't bad.
- Yeah, we had a pretty good middle.
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644. The end was my fault.
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645. When I think about it,
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647. I don't wanna be angry anymore.
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650. Come on. No tears, okay?
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