1. E.R.Copy !req
2. Previously on E.R...Copy !req
3. I killed a man and nobody
around here seems to give a damn!Copy !req
4. What's up? Are you pregnant?Copy !req
5. Want to go out sometime?Copy !req
6. Mark Greene.Copy !req
7. Heather Morgan.Copy !req
8. It's your job to assist me.
It's called "physician assistant."Copy !req
9. Are you always this arrogant,
or is it me?Copy !req
10. I've been suspended.Copy !req
11. Before, you'd have ripped my lungs out
for going to another surgeon.Copy !req
12. Now you don't care about
yourself or your reputation.Copy !req
13. "Whose Appy Now"Copy !req
14. - Knock, knock.
- Who's there?Copy !req
15. - Me. You want some company?
- Sure.Copy !req
16. Nick! Nick!Copy !req
17. Get out of here, Nick.Copy !req
18. - Sorry about this. Nick, come on.
- That's okay.Copy !req
19. - Sorry. I'll be right back.
- It's okay.Copy !req
20. Hey, get out of here!Copy !req
21. Please leave a message at the tone.Copy !req
22. Hey, sweet pea.
Out of bed, sleepyhead!Copy !req
23. Hi, Polly.Copy !req
24. No, no.
I was just about to call you.Copy !req
25. Dinner tonight?Copy !req
26. Yeah, that sounds great. About 8?Copy !req
27. Mark, you ran out of shampoo.Copy !req
28. - Yeah. It's on the shelf.
- Okay.Copy !req
29. I gotta go. Bye-bye.Copy !req
30. Who was that?Copy !req
31. That was a doctor.Copy !req
32. We got a staff meeting tonight.Copy !req
33. We have basketball tickets.Copy !req
34. - I thought that was tomorrow night.
- No, it's tonight.Copy !req
35. Remember?Copy !req
36. But, you know...Copy !req
37. if you really can't make it...Copy !req
38. I think I can postpone.Copy !req
39. What have you got?Copy !req
40. City bus versus drunk pedestrian.
Fractured pelvis...Copy !req
41. abdominal trauma.
Want to take this?Copy !req
42. Lavage is positive.
Start with an ex-lap.Copy !req
43. I haven't got your paperwork. Go.Copy !req
44. - Benton told me he'd do it.
- Hasn't arrived yet.Copy !req
45. - It's on its way.
- I told you.Copy !req
46. You can't begin a rotation
until he's signed off on the last one.Copy !req
47. - What am I supposed to do?
- Until I get your evaluation, nothing.Copy !req
48. - Dr. Hicks, please.
- Find Benton.Copy !req
49. Get your paperwork.
Until then, you're grounded.Copy !req
50. - Malik, let it go.
- Come on, man!Copy !req
51. - You was out of control.
- You're saying it was offensive?Copy !req
52. You charged.Copy !req
53. If I'm up in the air,
you gotta give me room to come down.Copy !req
54. You're saying you get up so high...Copy !req
55. - ... that I could slide right up under you?
- That's right.Copy !req
56. - So white men can jump.
- That's right.Copy !req
57. - They just can't land.
- That's why we don't do it.Copy !req
58. - Oh, man. You want me to carry you?
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
59. Hey, Kerry.Copy !req
60. Doug, that's not funny.Copy !req
61. I sprained my ankle playing hoops.Copy !req
62. We got a kid choking!Copy !req
63. - On what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
64. - How long ago?
- About 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
65. - He's not breathing. Go, go, go.
- Let's go.Copy !req
66. Take care of the dad, please.Copy !req
67. McGill forceps.
Someone call Respiratory. Set up a vent.Copy !req
68. Let me borrow this.Copy !req
69. - Take 500 cc's saline on a Buretrol.
- Come on. He'll be all right.Copy !req
70. Get him on a monitor.Copy !req
71. All right. What's in there?Copy !req
72. Looks like a jacks ball.Copy !req
73. Pulse ox is 80.Copy !req
74. - He's cyanotic.
- Can you reach it?Copy !req
75. No, the ball's wedged in there.Copy !req
76. He's in V-tach.Copy !req
77. - Give him 15 of lidocaine.
- I'll shock him.Copy !req
78. - Keep the lidocaine on board.
- Clear.Copy !req
79. - Everybody off.
- Clear!Copy !req
80. - Still in V-tach.
- Again. Here we go.Copy !req
81. Clear.Copy !req
82. Here we go.Copy !req
83. Prep for a trach.Copy !req
84. Get me a 16-gauge needle
on a syringe.Copy !req
85. - Trach kit.
- Hang on just one second.Copy !req
86. Let me try this.Copy !req
87. Trach tray!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
88. I'm trying to boost the jack ball up.Copy !req
89. - I can feel it.
- This kid needs an airway.Copy !req
90. - Get the forceps.
- I've got a line.Copy !req
91. I can feel the ball.Copy !req
92. It's moving.Copy !req
93. I almost got it.Copy !req
94. Can you get it?Copy !req
95. - I got it.
- All right, good!Copy !req
96. - Pedes Residents on their way down.
- Is he breathing?Copy !req
97. Yep, he's breathing.Copy !req
98. What on earth made you think
to do that?Copy !req
99. - Peter!
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
100. - Hey.
- "Hey" yourself.Copy !req
101. - I've been calling. Where you been?
- Been busy.Copy !req
102. - This place is a mess.
- I've been working long hours.Copy !req
103. You feeling all right?Copy !req
104. - I'm just a little tired, is all.
- You look terrible.Copy !req
105. I saw Carla yesterday.
She's put on weight. You notice?Copy !req
106. She's pregnant.Copy !req
107. How could you be so stupid?Copy !req
108. Are you gonna marry her?Copy !req
109. - I don't know.
- Be a father to your child?Copy !req
110. - She's not good enough for you?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
111. So, what's the problem?Copy !req
112. Don't walk away from me.Copy !req
113. Hey, look.Copy !req
114. You don't have to do this alone.
You've got family.Copy !req
115. People who care for you.Copy !req
116. Look, Jackie, I know.Copy !req
117. I'm gonna handle it.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
118. - How?
- I don't know.Copy !req
119. I gotta get dressed for work.Copy !req
120. Damn.Copy !req
121. - When do you get off the cane?
- A week.Copy !req
122. How'd you get two dates
on the same night?Copy !req
123. Scheduling mix-up. Any suggestions?Copy !req
124. Dinner with one, drinks with the other.Copy !req
125. I think they're both expecting the works.Copy !req
126. Who do you like more?Copy !req
127. - Well, Heather's a lot of fun.
- Fun's good.Copy !req
128. Polly, she's very spiritual.Copy !req
129. Spiritual like what?
Like crystals or something?Copy !req
130. - Heather's got Bulls tickets.
- Bulls! Say no more.Copy !req
131. Yeah, you're right. I'll call Polly.Copy !req
132. I'll make up an excuse
and go out with her tomorrow.Copy !req
133. - You're playing with fire here.
- I can juggle.Copy !req
134. - Women can smell deceit.
- You ought to know.Copy !req
135. Those days are long gone, my friend.Copy !req
136. So, what do you do now?Copy !req
137. Give advice.Copy !req
138. - The form was very confusing.
- Evidently.Copy !req
139. What's going on?Copy !req
140. Haleh's playing nurse manager
while Carol's away.Copy !req
141. I ordered 12 emesis basins.Copy !req
142. She ordered 12 gross.Copy !req
143. Anybody seen our paychecks?Copy !req
144. - Ask your friendly nurse manager.
- They always come in by noon.Copy !req
145. Hey, did you guys see this memo
from Dr. Fischer?Copy !req
146. He wants to swab and culture
everyone for resistant staph.Copy !req
147. What's this about?Copy !req
148. Eight patients came down with staph.
They think we're spreading it.Copy !req
149. - Any idea who?
- Could be anyone. You, me...Copy !req
150. Jerry, get these boxes out of here.Copy !req
151. You haven't filled this out.Copy !req
152. - What is it?
- The evaluation I need transfer.Copy !req
153. - Put it in my box.
- I can't operate till you sign off.Copy !req
154. - Leave it in my box.
- No. Do it now.Copy !req
155. "Satisfactory work"?Copy !req
156. Thanks for your time.Copy !req
157. - What is it?
- 28-year-old female.Copy !req
158. - Multiple stab wounds to the chest, arm.
- This is my case.Copy !req
159. - Looks surgical.
- I'll page you if I need a consult.Copy !req
160. There's plenty here for everyone.
Superficial lacerations.Copy !req
161. Deep penetrating wounds.Copy !req
162. I'll get the bloods.Copy !req
163. Spin a crit.Copy !req
164. Sounds like a pneumo.Copy !req
165. - Chest-tube tray.
- I need a tray too.Copy !req
166. - Why don't you two work together.
- Doyle can suture.Copy !req
167. You first.
Give Carter some 4.0 nylon.Copy !req
168. Who's gonna put the tube in?Copy !req
169. - I am.
- I am.Copy !req
170. Trouble in the sandbox?Copy !req
171. I'd like to put in a chest tube.Copy !req
172. Surgery's always hogging our procedures.Copy !req
173. I agree. Dr. Doyle, you do it.Copy !req
174. But I've got more experience, right?
Dr. Benton?Copy !req
175. Ask Dr. Hicks.Copy !req
176. Well, you're in luck.Copy !req
177. She has bilateral pneumothoraces.
You can each put in your own tube.Copy !req
178. - I'll take this side.
- Fine.Copy !req
179. - Sorry.
- Peter, are you okay?Copy !req
180. I like to make a subcutaneous tunnel
above the rib to avoid an air leak.Copy !req
181. That's nice. Where'd you learn that?Copy !req
182. - I don't remember.
- Kerry, you got this?Copy !req
183. Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
184. Just a little indigestion.Copy !req
185. Try to avoid hitting
the intercostal bundle.Copy !req
186. - Common intern mistake.
- For surgical interns.Copy !req
187. Mine's in!Copy !req
188. How are you doing over there?Copy !req
189. This pamphlet says
that 40% of doctors...Copy !req
190. don't wash their
hands between patients.Copy !req
191. No kidding.Copy !req
192. And medical personnel pick
their noses three times an hour.Copy !req
193. - Many interns only bathe twice a week-
- I don't want to be that well-informed.Copy !req
194. Doug, we've got a sick kid out front.Copy !req
195. All right.Copy !req
196. Nice technique.Copy !req
197. Could I interest you
in some detective work?Copy !req
198. I'm tracking the culprit
that's been spreading the staph.Copy !req
199. - Good luck.
- I could really use your help.Copy !req
200. It's not an attractive proposition.
We both know where staph comes from.Copy !req
201. Someone's not washing their hands
after using the bathroom.Copy !req
202. - How do you propose to flush them out?
- Carefully.Copy !req
203. Very carefully.Copy !req
204. He can't breathe.
He's got cystic fibrosis.Copy !req
205. - His name?
- Jad Heuston.Copy !req
206. Jad, hang in there.
We're gonna fix you right up.Copy !req
207. - What's your name?
- Katy Reed.Copy !req
208. - How old is he?
- He's 19.Copy !req
209. - Has he been here before?
- No, he hasn't. We live in Racine.Copy !req
210. - What are you doing down here?
- We were visiting.Copy !req
211. A kid this sick shouldn't be traveling.Copy !req
212. Get me a CBC, portable chest
and O-2. 10 liters, please.Copy !req
213. - Pulse ox is bad. 82.
- He's coughing up blood!Copy !req
214. He's got rales
and he's wheezing bilaterally.Copy !req
215. - Bronchodilator?
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. Give me 5 mgs of nebulized albuterol
and 200 of aerosolized tobramycin.Copy !req
217. - Pulse ox is down to 78.
- Heart rate's 130.Copy !req
218. - We're gonna have to intubate him.
- No!Copy !req
219. - We can't wait.
- He doesn't wanna be on a machine.Copy !req
220. - Does he have a DNR order?
- I think so.Copy !req
221. - Yes, he does.
- If he's DNR, we can't tube him.Copy !req
222. He'll die if we don't tube him.Copy !req
223. - Jad, please.
- No.Copy !req
224. Please don't leave me.Copy !req
225. - Who's his doctor?
- Dobry. Something like that.Copy !req
226. Lydia, will you call
Dr. Dobry in Racine?Copy !req
227. Call about the DNR order.
Find out now, please.Copy !req
228. One, two, three.Copy !req
229. - Mr. Papillion?
- One. Yes? Three.Copy !req
230. One, two, three.Copy !req
231. - I'm Dr. Greene. What's the problem?
- Busy.Copy !req
232. - Page Psych?
- On the way.Copy !req
233. Would you like me to give you
something to relax?Copy !req
234. - Got any other ideas?
- Well, I'm thinking.Copy !req
235. Hey, Archie.Copy !req
236. Psych consult?Copy !req
237. You stopped taking your medication,
didn't you?Copy !req
238. Nina Pomerantz.Copy !req
239. Mark Greene.Copy !req
240. He's one of our regulars.Copy !req
241. Archie, snap it!Copy !req
242. Thanks.Copy !req
243. - That's amazing.
- Basic behavior therapy.Copy !req
244. - Would it work on my daughter?
- What's her problem?Copy !req
245. She started sucking her thumb again
when my wife and I got divorced.Copy !req
246. My 6-year-old wet the bed
when I got divorced.Copy !req
247. You used behavioral therapy?Copy !req
248. No. Electroshock.
Works like a charm.Copy !req
249. Kidding! I'm just kidding.Copy !req
250. - I hate to interrupt.
- Oh, yeah. Let's go upstairs and talk.Copy !req
251. - Nice meeting you.
- You too.Copy !req
252. - We're losing him.
- Any word on the DNR?Copy !req
253. - Not yet.
- Found some weed in his socks.Copy !req
254. - He's smoking dope with CF?
- Must be a death wish.Copy !req
255. They're paging Dr. Dobry.
He's a pediatrician.Copy !req
256. - How old is he?
- I told you, he's 19.Copy !req
257. 19-year-olds don't go
to a pediatrician. How old is he?Copy !req
258. He's 17.Copy !req
259. - Eight ET tube!
- He's crashing!Copy !req
260. - Should we restrain him?
- Yeah. Give him sux and Pav.Copy !req
261. I'm tubing him.Copy !req
262. Move his head.Copy !req
263. I'm sorry, Jad.Copy !req
264. It hit me really suddenly,
so I'm gonna have to cancel.Copy !req
265. - Bless you.
- He's not sick.Copy !req
266. He's blowing off a date.Copy !req
267. I'm gonna get to bed early.
So I'll call you tomorrow?Copy !req
268. Bye, Pol.Copy !req
269. - What's wrong with Polly?
- Don't start.Copy !req
270. - He had to make room for Heather.
- So you got two on the line?Copy !req
271. Hi, Mark.Copy !req
272. I forgot Mr. Papillion's chart.Copy !req
273. That's a coincidence,
because I have it right here.Copy !req
274. A Freudian might say
I forgot it on purpose.Copy !req
275. I was supposed to have dinner tonight
with a colleague, and they canceled.Copy !req
276. - Are you free?
- I'd love to. I'm all jammed up.Copy !req
277. But I'd really like to.Copy !req
278. Well, it's just an impulse.
Probably another time.Copy !req
279. Great impulse.
I'm having dinner with a friend.Copy !req
280. My accountant, Roy.
But we could do drinks.Copy !req
281. - Are you sure?
- Yeah. Meet down here at 6?Copy !req
282. I'll see you then.Copy !req
283. All right. Good.Copy !req
284. - Jerry, can we lose these boxes?
- Busy boy.Copy !req
285. Pulse ox is up to 94.
Prep for an extubation?Copy !req
286. Mother's out front.Copy !req
287. She would've been here sooner,
but her car was stolen.Copy !req
288. The one that's outside.
You want to fill me in?Copy !req
289. We were going to Mexico.Copy !req
290. We were gonna get a place on the beach
and be together until the end.Copy !req
291. The doctors gave him three months.Copy !req
292. Why can't you be together here?Copy !req
293. His mom wants to put him
back in the hospital.Copy !req
294. Is he all right?Copy !req
295. His airway was blocked,
but we got it cleared.Copy !req
296. Thank God!Copy !req
297. Sweetheart, I was so worried.Copy !req
298. Katy, I knew you'd be here.
Are you trying to kill him?Copy !req
299. He'd rather be dead than be with you.Copy !req
300. Katy, would you give us
a minute, please?Copy !req
301. He wants me to stay.Copy !req
302. - Can we talk over here?
- Yes. Absolutely.Copy !req
303. I was in the process
of taking the tube out.Copy !req
304. Already?Copy !req
305. Well, his lungs are fairly clear,
and he wanted it out.Copy !req
306. When he came in,
he didn't want to be intubated.Copy !req
307. He said he had
a "do not resuscitate" order?Copy !req
308. He lied. Look, he has this...Copy !req
309. romantic notion about dying.Copy !req
310. I just needed to know that
if he stops breathing again...Copy !req
311. Intubate him.Copy !req
312. All right, Jad.Copy !req
313. Let me get this tube out for you.Copy !req
314. Now, I want you to do me a favor.Copy !req
315. I want you to take a deep breath.
As deep as you can.Copy !req
316. Now blow hard.
Blow, blow, blow!Copy !req
317. Don't ever tube me again.Copy !req
318. - Why are you taking our picture?
- To keep track of the suspects.Copy !req
319. - Two swabs?
- Nasal and rectal.Copy !req
320. - We need them back by 3.
- God, I feel like a convict!Copy !req
321. - The number matches your lab slip.
- I hope doctors get this treatment.Copy !req
322. They have to swab too.
Staphylococcus does not discriminate.Copy !req
323. Smile, Wendy.Copy !req
324. - Give me the bullet.
- Give me the bullet.Copy !req
325. Twenty-three-year-old IV drug user.
Multiple GSWs.Copy !req
326. BP, 80 palp. Pulse, 140.
Lost at least a liter at the scene.Copy !req
327. His buddy says he's got AIDS.Copy !req
328. Let's type and cross-match for six.Copy !req
329. - Get some O-neg down here.
- Taken care of.Copy !req
330. - I can run this one.
- So can I.Copy !req
331. I'll run it.
We'll start with the ABCs.Copy !req
332. - He's bleeding from his mouth.
- Pressure's falling.Copy !req
333. - Got the O-neg.
- Run it through the transfuser.Copy !req
334. - Intubation tray.
- He may have a hemopneumo.Copy !req
335. - You need help, Dr. Doyle?
- No.Copy !req
336. - I got the film.
- Clamp!Copy !req
337. - Don't touch it!
- What?Copy !req
338. - The bullet.
- Where?Copy !req
339. Where you were about to stick
your finger. He has AIDS.Copy !req
340. It's a Black Talon.
The edges are like razors.Copy !req
341. I'm never gonna find this thing.Copy !req
342. Oh, I don't believe it.
It's right...Copy !req
343. - Yeah, I got it.
- He's arrested!Copy !req
344. - Let's crack him.
- Want to do the honors?Copy !req
345. Second unit's in.Copy !req
346. - Anyone seen a nursing schedule?
- You were in charge of it.Copy !req
347. I better have this weekend off.
I've got National Guard duty.Copy !req
348. - God help us.
- Has anybody seen the ultrasound?Copy !req
349. Everything's disorganized
without Carol. I would try Exam 2.Copy !req
350. When's she coming back?Copy !req
351. We just hope she is coming back.Copy !req
352. We need some plasma.Copy !req
353. Suction!
She can't see a thing in here!Copy !req
354. - Bullet must have nicked an artery.
- Satinsky.Copy !req
355. Intracardiac epi and calcium ready.Copy !req
356. - This thing is jammed. I can't use it.
- I'll find another one.Copy !req
357. Put pressure on the lungs.
Do compressions.Copy !req
358. - I'm squeezing.
- No. That's me.Copy !req
359. Sorry. I got it.Copy !req
360. Good job, you two. Now, can you
hold on while we take him upstairs?Copy !req
361. - Yeah.
- Sure.Copy !req
362. Can I assist?Copy !req
363. - Your paperwork done?
- Signed and in your box.Copy !req
364. Let's get him to the O.R., people.
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
365. Look out.Copy !req
366. What's the ultrasound doing in there?Copy !req
367. I don't know. But that CF kid
wants to talk to an Attending.Copy !req
368. All right, I'll be right there.Copy !req
369. Peter.Copy !req
370. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
371. It must be something.
When did the pain start?Copy !req
372. - Last night.
- Location?Copy !req
373. Midepigastric. Shifted to the
right lower quadrant this morning.Copy !req
374. Fever?Copy !req
375. - 100.2.
- Lie down.Copy !req
376. - It's probably just a virus.
- Lie down.Copy !req
377. Lydia, can you assist?Copy !req
378. - Dr. Benton?
- Just relax, Peter.Copy !req
379. Sorry. Alert the O.R.Copy !req
380. Dr. Benton has a hot appendix.Copy !req
381. Is it true what they say about...?Copy !req
382. Hey, have you guys seen Doug?Copy !req
383. Try the Admit desk.Copy !req
384. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
385. Hey, Doug. You busy?Copy !req
386. What's the recommended antibiotics
for end-stage cystic fibrosis?Copy !req
387. I'm sorry. So I took your advice,
and I canceled with Polly.Copy !req
388. - Good.
- And then I met Nina.Copy !req
389. Now it's drinks with Nina,
then basketball with Heather.Copy !req
390. Great.Copy !req
391. Should I have Heather
meet me at the stadium?Copy !req
392. I could spend more time with Nina.Copy !req
393. I'm busy with a sick kid.
Can we talk later?Copy !req
394. Yeah, yeah. Sure.
I'll catch you later.Copy !req
395. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
396. That's a tough case.
You know, that kid with end-stage CF.Copy !req
397. If he had a jacks ball in his throat,
maybe I could fix him.Copy !req
398. You know, he wants to be made DNR.Copy !req
399. - You talked to him?
- Yes.Copy !req
400. He's my patient.Copy !req
401. He spoke to me. Maybe because
you haven't been listening to him.Copy !req
402. He's 17.
It's his mother's decision.Copy !req
403. He'll be 18 in three weeks.Copy !req
404. So maybe we should
consider his feelings.Copy !req
405. He's a teenager. He's mixed-up.
He ran away from home.Copy !req
406. He's terminally ill
and doesn't wanna be on a respirator.Copy !req
407. I can't go along with letting him die.Copy !req
408. Whose problem is this?
His or yours?Copy !req
409. Oh, my God! It's true.Copy !req
410. I thought the nurses were kidding.Copy !req
411. Dr. Hicks, I don't want any
Residents operating on me, okay?Copy !req
412. Don't worry. It's just your average,
run-of-the-mill appendectomy.Copy !req
413. - So you'll do it, right?
- I'll be there.Copy !req
414. I better go scrub.Copy !req
415. Sign this consent form.
Dr. Hicks will answer any questions.Copy !req
416. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
417. All right. Come on.
Let's get this thing over with.Copy !req
418. Okay, time to prep.
Raise your gown.Copy !req
419. - It's a mystery.
- Doesn't add up.Copy !req
420. Here are the patients with staph.Copy !req
421. - None were treated by the same person.
- Where's the missing link?Copy !req
422. We could put cameras in the bathrooms
to see who doesn't wash their hands.Copy !req
423. - Wait a minute.
- What?Copy !req
424. All these charts have
the same handwriting on top.Copy !req
425. You recognize it?Copy !req
426. Greg. Jeanie. Dr. Fischer.Copy !req
427. Can I offer you guys a brownie?Copy !req
428. No, thanks.Copy !req
429. What? Is something wrong?Copy !req
430. - What are you doing?
- Scrubbing in.Copy !req
431. Dr. Hicks said I could help out
on that thoracotomy.Copy !req
432. You're interested in surgery?Copy !req
433. I've been thinking about
doing an elective.Copy !req
434. Thank you again
for warning me about that bullet.Copy !req
435. My dad's a cop.
We talk ammo at the dinner table.Copy !req
436. - Seriously?
- You should see my gun collection.Copy !req
437. I got a Beretta. 687,
Winchester Golden Quail.Copy !req
438. And I got a Tommy gun
that belonged to Dillinger.Copy !req
439. Change in plans.Copy !req
440. Simon's got the gunshot.
We're doing the appy.Copy !req
441. - The appy?
- Disappointed?Copy !req
442. Yeah, they're kind of boring.Copy !req
443. You haven't seen the patient yet.Copy !req
444. Oh, there is a God.Copy !req
445. What are my chances
of getting out of here?Copy !req
446. I can't say.Copy !req
447. Don't give me that crap.Copy !req
448. You still have some time.Copy !req
449. Three months, max.Copy !req
450. You could spend that time with Katy.Copy !req
451. Great. She can suction
the snot out of my lungs...Copy !req
452. while I stare at the ceiling.Copy !req
453. I've been in hospitals my whole life.Copy !req
454. I watched two friends die
on a respirator...Copy !req
455. slowly wasting away.Copy !req
456. No, thanks.Copy !req
457. It's not your decision.Copy !req
458. Oh, please.
I'll be 18 in three weeks.Copy !req
459. - Can't do it.
- Screw you!Copy !req
460. What about me?Copy !req
461. It's up to your mom.Copy !req
462. She's been telling me
what to do my whole life.Copy !req
463. For once, let me do what I want.Copy !req
464. You know, she's afraid of losing you.Copy !req
465. She's gonna lose me anyway.Copy !req
466. Talk to her.Copy !req
467. Tell her to let me go.Copy !req
468. Hey, look who it is!Copy !req
469. - Why are you here?
- Pick up my paycheck.Copy !req
470. Not here yet.Copy !req
471. Thanks for taking our side
against management.Copy !req
472. I guess you're paying for it.Copy !req
473. - Why are these boxes here?
- Procurement screwed up.Copy !req
474. Oh. Some fool ordered
by the gross, huh?Copy !req
475. - Here's my paycheck.
- Any idea when you're coming back?Copy !req
476. No. The hearing's
in a few weeks, though, so...Copy !req
477. We've missed you.Copy !req
478. Thanks.Copy !req
479. Well, I'm off to Pottery Barn.
Gonna go buy some candles. See you.Copy !req
480. Someone order some hypodermics?Copy !req
481. This is ridiculous.
I do not need hand-washing lessons.Copy !req
482. Scrub hard to scrape off the bacteria.Copy !req
483. And wash your hands
after you go to the bathroom.Copy !req
484. What, every time?Copy !req
485. - You have the Roux retractor?
- Yes, Peter.Copy !req
486. And the Army-Navys and the Kocher.Copy !req
487. Listen, listen.Copy !req
488. Make sure you put
an X on my right side.Copy !req
489. I don't want you
taking out my left kidney.Copy !req
490. We're putting you to sleep now.Copy !req
491. Where's Dr. Hicks?Copy !req
492. There's been
a last-minute substitution.Copy !req
493. Carter?Copy !req
494. Don't worry, Dr. Benton.Copy !req
495. I'll take very good care of you.Copy !req
496. He hates me. I know he loves me,
but he also hates me.Copy !req
497. Is he an only child?Copy !req
498. After he was diagnosed,
we decided not to risk passing it on.Copy !req
499. I spoke to Jad.
He wants you to sign his DNR papers.Copy !req
500. Of course he does.Copy !req
501. He's got a pretty convincing argument.Copy !req
502. He just wants to hurt me.Copy !req
503. I don't think that's true.Copy !req
504. Shouldn't you give him a chance
to make this decision?Copy !req
505. He's almost 18 years old.Copy !req
506. He was a beautiful baby, Dr. Ross.Copy !req
507. When the doctors told us
that he had cystic fibrosis...Copy !req
508. it was like somebody plunged
a knife into my heart.Copy !req
509. And now he's grown up.Copy !req
510. He wants to take control of his life...Copy !req
511. and he doesn't want to die
hooked up to a respirator.Copy !req
512. And you agree with him.Copy !req
513. He doesn't have much time left.Copy !req
514. It seems a shame to spend it...Copy !req
515. fighting with your son.Copy !req
516. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
517. Well, he does.Copy !req
518. How are we doing on the board?Copy !req
519. Actually, there's a
psychotic wrestler in 2.Copy !req
520. Want me to page
a certain Psych consult?Copy !req
521. That's an excellent idea.Copy !req
522. Hey, sweet pea!Copy !req
523. You poor thing.
Working while you're sick.Copy !req
524. Polly, I can't talk.
I got laryngitis.Copy !req
525. Elderberry extract. It's homeopathic.
It cleared my flu right up.Copy !req
526. Thank you. Excuse me.Copy !req
527. Cancel that page.Copy !req
528. You should go.
I don't want you to catch it.Copy !req
529. Not until I make you an herbal steam
of lavender for your throat.Copy !req
530. Jerry, we'll be in the lounge.Copy !req
531. - Shirley?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
532. - Would you put on my special music?
- Certainly, Dr. Carter, sir.Copy !req
533. Scalpel.Copy !req
534. Hold it, Dr. Carter. Shirley?Copy !req
535. Let's get this one.Copy !req
536. Let's get one with
Dr. Hicks and Dr. Doyle.Copy !req
537. What's your approach?Copy !req
538. I am going to make a minimal
Rocky-Davis incision...Copy !req
539. - ... in the right lower quadrant.
- Proceed.Copy !req
540. Come on, inhale.Copy !req
541. It won't work
unless you breathe it in.Copy !req
542. Excuse me, Dr. Greene.
Your psychiatrist is at the desk.Copy !req
543. I'll be right back.Copy !req
544. I told you to cancel.Copy !req
545. The page went through. I'm sorry.Copy !req
546. Did you page me?Copy !req
547. Yeah. We have a patient in 2
who needs evaluating.Copy !req
548. - I'm looking forward to this evening.
- Me too.Copy !req
549. Dr. Greene to the front desk, please.
Emergency at the front desk.Copy !req
550. - I'll see you at 7.
- Six.Copy !req
551. Right.Copy !req
552. My brother got us courtside seats.Copy !req
553. - I was so excited, I had to come by.
- Terrific.Copy !req
554. - We could get a bite before the game.
- I've got that meeting.Copy !req
555. Safety Committee?Copy !req
556. - Could I meet you at the stadium?
- How about afterwards?Copy !req
557. We should talk, but I'm swamped.Copy !req
558. That's okay.
I'll just have a seat.Copy !req
559. You know what?
You don't want to sit in there.Copy !req
560. There's this staph infection
that's going around.Copy !req
561. - Why don't you sit over here.
- Here?Copy !req
562. Yeah, yeah. This is fine.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
563. You really shouldn't be on your feet.Copy !req
564. Polly, why don't you go back
and keep that lavender steaming.Copy !req
565. Thanks.Copy !req
566. That is a very interesting case.Copy !req
567. He's diagnosed with
multiple personality disorder.Copy !req
568. - Really?
- Are you okay?Copy !req
569. - Nina?
- Polly?Copy !req
570. I haven't seen you in a blue moon.
I thought you practiced at Northwestern?Copy !req
571. - I used to. Are you still at the gallery?
- I sure am.Copy !req
572. Mark, this is Polly McKenzie.
My old friend Polly, Mark Greene.Copy !req
573. I know.
Mark and I are seeing each other.Copy !req
574. We were supposed to have dinner
tonight, but he's got the flu.Copy !req
575. Funny. I thought
we were having drinks.Copy !req
576. Gee, was that drinks before
or after the basketball game?Copy !req
577. You're not sick.Copy !req
578. No, but I'm starting to feel
a little nauseous.Copy !req
579. - Did he spike a fever?
- Five minutes ago.Copy !req
580. Get blood cultures.Copy !req
581. - I'll get the intubation tray.
- No. His mother signed a DNR order.Copy !req
582. How are you doing, buddy?Copy !req
583. Good.Copy !req
584. Remember, doctor...Copy !req
585. Put an O-2 mask on him.Copy !req
586. Are you sure?Copy !req
587. - Where's his mom?
- In the cafeteria.Copy !req
588. Get her now, will you? Go!Copy !req
589. Could you turn that down?
Just a bit.Copy !req
590. - I'm ready to close.
- Nice work, Carter.Copy !req
591. Thanks. Maybe I'll staple
my name into his belly.Copy !req
592. Let's irrigate one more time.Copy !req
593. We don't want to give
Dr. Benton an abscess.Copy !req
594. Dr. Doyle, you want
to suction out Dr. Benton?Copy !req
595. Can I have O-PDS on a CT-3?Copy !req
596. I'll close out with a running stitch.
You ever done a one-handed tie?Copy !req
597. I often practice on pigs' feet.Copy !req
598. But since Dr. Benton is available...Copy !req
599. Hold the suture in your left hand.
And don't let go.Copy !req
600. You take it between your thumb
and your forefinger...Copy !req
601. around...Copy !req
602. and through.Copy !req
603. Pretty nifty.Copy !req
604. Can Dr. Doyle try one?Copy !req
605. I don't think Dr. Benton would mind.
After all, we are a teaching hospital.Copy !req
606. - Thanks.
- Thanks for all your help today.Copy !req
607. We make a good team.
Maybe we should go out again.Copy !req
608. - I don't think so.
- It'd be fun.Copy !req
609. - It's not a good idea.
- Come on. Dinner.Copy !req
610. Let's keep it professional.Copy !req
611. His pulse ox is falling, 83.Copy !req
612. - What happened?
- He's in respiratory failure.Copy !req
613. I'm here, sweetheart.Copy !req
614. Sweetie.Copy !req
615. - He stopped breathing.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
616. Oh, God. I can't watch this.Copy !req
617. - Intubate him.
- Yeah, please.Copy !req
618. No. We promised.Copy !req
619. - Mrs. Heuston-
- Do it!Copy !req
620. No, no, Mrs. Heuston.
You signed the paper.Copy !req
621. Well, then rip up the paper!
Just do it!Copy !req
622. I said, do it!Copy !req
623. Sorry.Copy !req
624. Intubation tray.Copy !req
625. Hold him down.Copy !req
626. Fifty of sux. We'll have
to paralyze him. Hold him down.Copy !req
627. Number 8 ET tube, please.Copy !req
628. Take it. Bag him.Copy !req
629. He's tubed.Copy !req
630. I feel like such a klutz.Copy !req
631. - Lots of people fall off stepladders.
- I fell over one.Copy !req
632. I was hanging a picture. I took
three steps back and landed on my ass.Copy !req
633. - You're lucky.
- I guess.Copy !req
634. - I bet you don't remember me, do you?
- Should I?Copy !req
635. I was in here about a year ago.
I weighed 40 pounds less.Copy !req
636. I had pneumonia and almost died.Copy !req
637. You took care of me.Copy !req
638. You have AIDS.Copy !req
639. I was all set to die.
I said goodbye to everyone.Copy !req
640. I got rid of my stuff,
cashed in my life insurance.Copy !req
641. - Then everything changed.
- Really?Copy !req
642. You've heard of the cocktail?Copy !req
643. My doctor put me on it. I haven't
felt this good in a long time.Copy !req
644. That's great.Copy !req
645. It's weird. It's like I was
on death row, and the governor called.Copy !req
646. It takes a little getting used to...Copy !req
647. but it is a hell of
a lot better than dying.Copy !req
648. Peter.Copy !req
649. Peter, I'm pregnant.Copy !req
650. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
651. Dr. Benton...Copy !req
652. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
653. Dr. Benton.
Dr. Benton?Copy !req
654. There we go.Copy !req
655. Your surgery was a complete success.Copy !req
656. You had an acute
suppurative appendicitis...Copy !req
657. with no complications.Copy !req
658. Here's your appendix.Copy !req
659. Don't try and talk.
You're coming out of the anesthesia.Copy !req
660. I really screwed up.Copy !req
661. - I really did.
- You did?Copy !req
662. I never gave the kid a chance.
Carla, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
663. - I don't know what to do.
- No. It's me, Carter.Copy !req
664. What's going on?Copy !req
665. You're in the recovery room.
I just took out your appendix.Copy !req
666. You want me to call Carla?Copy !req
667. - What?
- You were asking about her.Copy !req
668. What else did I say?Copy !req
669. That you screwed up.Copy !req
670. That you regret treating me so badly.Copy !req
671. That if you could change things,
if you could do it over again-Copy !req
672. - I was just coming up to see you.
- Really?Copy !req
673. Did you settle things with Polly and-?
Was it Heather?Copy !req
674. I apologize.
I was a real jerk today.Copy !req
675. - I was hoping I could make it up to you.
- Are you free Tuesday?Copy !req
676. - Sure.
- That's the night of my sex addicts...Copy !req
677. and compulsive liars therapy group.Copy !req
678. I've never acted like this before.Copy !req
679. I'm really sorry about what happened.Copy !req
680. Maybe we could have lunch.Copy !req
681. Maybe.Copy !req
682. In the meantime,
whenever you have an urge...Copy !req
683. to date three women at once...Copy !req
684. snap it.Copy !req
685. I hope I'm not disturbing you.Copy !req
686. What's on your mind?Copy !req
687. I'll take you up on your offer.Copy !req
688. - For dinner?
- Yeah.Copy !req
689. - How about tonight?
- Sounds good.Copy !req
690. - Do you like zabaglione?
- Should I?Copy !req
691. I know a great Italian place.Copy !req
692. Transfer papers on the Heuston boy.Copy !req
693. ICU got a bed?Copy !req
694. Yeah, they're moving him now.Copy !req
695. - Thank you, Dr. Ross.
- Thanks.Copy !req
696. I'm sorry.Copy !req
697. Can I get a couple bottles
of lidocaine?Copy !req
698. You still here?
I thought you had a date.Copy !req
699. - Canceled.
- They busted you?Copy !req
700. They busted me.Copy !req
701. Men are so stupid.Copy !req
702. How many women did you date
when you were with me?Copy !req
703. - Just you.
- Really?Copy !req
704. Except for that night that my neighbor
broke up with her boyfriend.Copy !req
705. - I had to comfort her.
- So that was a public service.Copy !req
706. - Other than that, I was faithful.
- I feel blessed.Copy !req
707. - I still have dinner reservations.
- Where?Copy !req
708. - La Soirée.
- You never took me to La Soirée.Copy !req
709. Well, just an oversight,
which I would like to correct.Copy !req
710. I'll have to take a look at my calendar.Copy !req
711. What are you doing?Copy !req
712. - Practicing one-handed sutures.
- What's that?Copy !req
713. An eggplant.Copy !req
714. - Did they run out of pigs' feet?
- I'm a vegetarian.Copy !req
715. You doing anything later?Copy !req
716. Actually, I got plans.Copy !req
717. Well, maybe some other time.Copy !req
718. If you want, you could come with me.Copy !req
719. Yeah. I'd love to. Where?Copy !req
720. How could you forget
to send in our timecards?Copy !req
721. - I didn't forget.
- Then why didn't we get our paychecks?Copy !req
722. I don't know. Someone in
Administration must have screwed up.Copy !req
723. I distinctly remember
collecting all the timecards...Copy !req
724. wrapping them up...Copy !req
725. and then stuffing them
in my purse...Copy !req
726. Good, but you're supposed
to hit your own target.Copy !req
727. Might want to keep
your eyes open this time.Copy !req
728. Let me show you.
Okay. Now, relax.Copy !req
729. The trick is to caress the butt...Copy !req
730. and squeeze the trigger slowly-Copy !req
731. - Oh, my God!
- What?Copy !req
732. - Over there.
- Where?Copy !req
733. Maybe she won't see us.Copy !req
734. - The woman in the red sweater.
- The tall one?Copy !req
735. - Don't look.
- Why?Copy !req
736. That's my ex-girlfriend, Amy Elliott.Copy !req
737. - Girlfriend?
- Cop.Copy !req
738. I broke up with her two months ago.
She's jealous as hell.Copy !req
739. - More champagne?
- Are you trying to get me drunk?Copy !req
740. Yeah, I need the company.Copy !req
741. So you lost all three, right?Copy !req
742. Yes.Copy !req
743. I told you.Copy !req
744. - How was your day?
- I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
745. So, what do you want
to do after dinner?Copy !req
746. We could see a movie.Copy !req
747. Go bowling.Copy !req
748. I forgot.Copy !req
749. Let's just get more champagne.Copy !req
750. I like that idea.Copy !req
751. I had a really nice time.Copy !req
752. I hope it is the first of many.Copy !req
753. There's my car.Copy !req
754. Wanna get some coffee?
I know a great place.Copy !req
755. It's getting late,
and I gotta work early tomorrow.Copy !req
756. Are you sure that's the reason?Copy !req
757. Well, I'm afraid.Copy !req
758. Of what?Copy !req
759. Of liking you too much.Copy !req
760. What's wrong?Copy !req
761. Nobody's done that in a really long time.Copy !req
762. Aren't you afraid?Copy !req