1. "The Secret Sharer"Copy !req
2. Hi. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
3. - Grab a bite. He's not here.
- Of course. Why would Ross be on time?Copy !req
4. - Neal.
- He puts a kid...Copy !req
5. in an unsecured news chopper...Copy !req
6. and the hospital's
gonna give him an award!Copy !req
7. Neal, face it!
Ross is a bona fide hero.Copy !req
8. He's brought terrific press.
The board wants to acknowledge that.Copy !req
9. Well, why don't they ask him to stay?
Why do I have to do it?Copy !req
10. You're the one who fired him.
A fact the board is not too happy about.Copy !req
11. Is there any more cream cheese?Copy !req
12. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
13. Please. Sorry to drag you out so early.Copy !req
14. - Juice? Bagel?
- No. I just ate.Copy !req
15. Have a seat.Copy !req
16. - Got your tux ready for tonight?
- I'm renting one. Mine's still drying out.Copy !req
17. It's gonna be quite a gala. Two aldermen
are coming, so be prepared for pictures.Copy !req
18. I've asked Mark to be the presenter.Copy !req
19. Demi Moore wasn't available?Copy !req
20. You jest, but the truth is...Copy !req
21. we're all proud of you, Doug.Copy !req
22. All of us.Copy !req
23. Yes.Copy !req
24. So much so, we want to extend
your fellowship for another year.Copy !req
25. - Who would be my supervisor?
- Him.Copy !req
26. Hope you'll stay.
We'd hate to lose you in the ER.Copy !req
27. Well, thanks.Copy !req
28. But as I thought I was fired,
I've taken...Copy !req
29. another position
at a private practice.Copy !req
30. I know. We'd like you
to reconsider that decision.Copy !req
31. Wouldn't we, Neal?Copy !req
32. Yes, indeed. We would.Copy !req
33. Are you gonna stay?Copy !req
34. - Do you need to know now?
- Pretty soon.Copy !req
35. Well, can I have four extra
attending shifts a month?Copy !req
36. - I could use the extra dough.
- Possibly.Copy !req
37. - How about Saturday nights off?
- Don't push your luck, pal.Copy !req
38. You think I'm kidding?Copy !req
39. Mail, from your newfound fans.
Mostly female, by the handwriting.Copy !req
40. The wages of heroism.Copy !req
41. - We got a marriage proposal on the fax.
- Does it include a bank statement?Copy !req
42. Morning. I'm Dr. Carter.
You must be Ramiro.Copy !req
43. Wilbur. That's my American name.
I picked it.Copy !req
44. Interesting choice.
I understand your face feels funny.Copy !req
45. - On the right side.
- Can you show me your teeth?Copy !req
46. - How about those?
- I can't.Copy !req
47. No? Can you squeeze your eyes
real tight for me like that?Copy !req
48. - What was that?
- She thinks you're too young...Copy !req
49. to be a doctor.Copy !req
50. - Thank you. Do you speak English?
- She don't, but I do.Copy !req
51. Okay. You have an inflammation
of the facial nerve.Copy !req
52. Also known as Bell's Palsy.
It's not serious.Copy !req
53. She still doesn't think you're a doctor.Copy !req
54. Well, tell her in four months I will be.Copy !req
55. We want to see a real doctor.Copy !req
56. Am I working Thanksgiving?Copy !req
57. - No.
- Cool.Copy !req
58. I need you to work
tomorrow night.Copy !req
59. I haven't found a night nanny yet.Copy !req
60. I can't keep covering nights for you.
I did four last week.Copy !req
61. Yeah, you're right. You've been great.
I appreciate it. I'll figure something out.Copy !req
62. - Peter.
- Yeah.Copy !req
63. I thought Zeidenberg
was covering ER.Copy !req
64. Schedule change. Why?Copy !req
65. I'm supposed to be with a surgeon
to practice my suturing.Copy !req
66. - If it's a problem-
- Not for me. Is it for you?Copy !req
67. - No.
- All right. Knee lac in Bed 5.Copy !req
68. - Hey, Hathaway!
- What have you got?Copy !req
69. An apparent suicide attempt.Copy !req
70. Brother found her next to
an empty bottle of Tylenol.Copy !req
71. - What's her name?
- Julia.Copy !req
72. Hey, Jerry, could you go find
Greene, please?Copy !req
73. - Vitals?
- She's normal.Copy !req
74. Hey, listen, I got the number
of that roofer for you.Copy !req
75. - Oh, great. Thanks.
- I hear you bought a real money pit.Copy !req
76. Yeah? Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
77. - Tylenol OD?
- Yeah.Copy !req
78. How much did you take, Julia?Copy !req
79. When did you take it, sweetheart?Copy !req
80. She hasn't said a word.Copy !req
81. We need an acetaminophen level,
liver-function tests...Copy !req
82. gastric lavage,
50 grams activated charcoal.Copy !req
83. Coming up!Copy !req
84. - Is she gonna live?
- Yeah.Copy !req
85. Haleh.Copy !req
86. Come on, hon.
You want something to eat?Copy !req
87. Good morning.
I see you're making yourself at home.Copy !req
88. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
89. I find having a few knick-knacks around
makes a room more cheerful.Copy !req
90. So you're feeling fatigued?Copy !req
91. A bit fatigued, I'm afraid.Copy !req
92. I was hoping you could give me
something to put me back on my feet.Copy !req
93. - Any fevers, colds?
- Neither one.Copy !req
94. Any headaches, vomiting?Copy !req
95. No, a bit short of breath.Copy !req
96. - Are you on any medication?
- No. No. Not a drop.Copy !req
97. Oh, listen to that poor little lamb.Copy !req
98. I wanna x-ray your chest, rule out
pneumonia and do a blood test, okay?Copy !req
99. Teatime, is it?Copy !req
100. Well past, I'm afraid.Copy !req
101. Hey, set up an albuterol nebulizer.
Let's get a pulse ox right away.Copy !req
102. - What do you got?
- Asthma attack.Copy !req
103. - He can't breathe.
- Respiration's 40. Dusky nail beds.Copy !req
104. He's cyanotic.
Let's start a low-flow O-2.Copy !req
105. I got him here fast as I could
He got worse on the bus.Copy !req
106. - What's his name?
- Alan.Copy !req
107. Alan.Copy !req
108. Buddy, I need you to take
a deep breath on this.Copy !req
109. It's okay. It's all right.
This medicine's gonna help you breathe.Copy !req
110. Okay. Here we go. Take deep breaths.Copy !req
111. - What's the pulse ox?
- 87.Copy !req
112. - Is that bad?
- About what I expected.Copy !req
113. There you go. Yeah.
There you go. Nice and slow.Copy !req
114. Slow, slow. Deep breaths.Copy !req
115. Mrs. Corvalan, I spoke to a doctor...Copy !req
116. and he agreed with my evaluation.Copy !req
117. This is a prescription.Copy !req
118. Follow up in the clinic in five days.Copy !req
119. You're welcome.Copy !req
120. - It's not going in.
- She's biting the tube.Copy !req
121. Julia, you can't bite the tube.
We need to clean out your stomach.Copy !req
122. All right, that's it! Restraints!Copy !req
123. Settle down.
Don't make it even harder.Copy !req
124. - Tie her down.
- Stop or I'll put a tube down your nose...Copy !req
125. and you're really not gonna like it.
Oh! She's pulling the tube out.Copy !req
126. - Damn it!
- Okay, nasogastric tube.Copy !req
127. - More charcoal?
- Good idea.Copy !req
128. I know. I'm sorry I have to do this.Copy !req
129. - I know!
- Malik, come hold her head down.Copy !req
130. - I need a new cath-tipped syringe.
- Here you go.Copy !req
131. - We're in!
- 50 grams.Copy !req
132. Can we have a washcloth?Copy !req
133. All right, dear. Okay.Copy !req
134. It's okay. The worst is over.
I know.Copy !req
135. God, I hate this.Copy !req
136. It's okay.Copy !req
137. - Hey, Hathaway, I love your new scrubs.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
138. - Tell me when her level comes back.
- Okay.Copy !req
139. - She put up a fight?
- She was really serious.Copy !req
140. That's really the exception. Most
of these girls are looking for attention.Copy !req
141. Yeah, they fight with their folks
or their boyfriend...Copy !req
142. swallow five pills instead of two
and then call 911.Copy !req
143. I mean, come on, if you really wanna
kill yourself, forget about pills.Copy !req
144. Get yourself a straight razor.Copy !req
145. You find that artery, you slice right
on up. You'll be dead in a minute.Copy !req
146. Pills are for people
who don't really mean it.Copy !req
147. I really meant it.Copy !req
148. Yeah, right.Copy !req
149. She's kidding, right?Copy !req
150. Mom, it's not a "money" kind of favor.Copy !req
151. I was hoping you and dad
could look after Susie tomorrow night.Copy !req
152. - What time?
- About 8 a. m.Copy !req
153. - You mean she'd have to sleep here?
- Yes, she would have to sleep there.Copy !req
154. Jerry, can we get an acetaminophen
level on that suicide attempt?Copy !req
155. Yeah, I'll call the lab.Copy !req
156. I need to get on there when you're done.Copy !req
157. - I'm done.
- Yeah? Thanks.Copy !req
158. - What time are you getting off tonight?
- About 6.Copy !req
159. - Do you want to have dinner?
- I got a presentation.Copy !req
160. It's not until next week,
but I've got to prepare...Copy !req
161. Carter, did you work up this kid
with facial paralysis?Copy !req
162. I'm sorry, am I interrupting?Copy !req
163. - No. See you.
- Bye.Copy !req
164. Yes I did. He had Bell's Palsy.Copy !req
165. - No vesicles or sores in his ears?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
166. - You're not sure?
- Pretty sure. Why?Copy !req
167. Well, vesicles indicate Ramsay Hunt
syndrome which could infect the brain.Copy !req
168. I wasn't looking for vesicles.Copy !req
169. If you think you missed them, I'd call
his folks, get him in here and make sure.Copy !req
170. Yeah, mom. Yeah, I know how you are
when you don't get enough sleep. Okay.Copy !req
171. Okay, bye.
So much for Ozzie and Harriet.Copy !req
172. - Any other ideas?
- Call in sick?Copy !req
173. I'm kidding. Just kidding.Copy !req
174. Here, Julia. If you need anything,
just press this button.Copy !req
175. Carol.Copy !req
176. - Levels back?
- 480.Copy !req
177. Oh, she must have swallowed
two bottles.Copy !req
178. She could be in line for a new liver.Copy !req
179. Start Mucomyst.
12 grams through the nose.Copy !req
180. Let me know when her LFTs come in.Copy !req
181. - Contact her folks?
- Don't have a number. She won't talk.Copy !req
182. - Have you seen her brother?
- Not I.Copy !req
183. Open your mouth.Copy !req
184. There you go.
Now you're getting the hang of it.Copy !req
185. Pulse ox is up to 98.Copy !req
186. You had me scared there for a while.
Any idea how this happened?Copy !req
187. Granny's got a collie.Copy !req
188. Let me see this. Okay, Mrs. Almont,
Alan will be fine. Does he live with you?Copy !req
189. No. Just visiting for the week
while his folks are out of town.Copy !req
190. Okay, well, if he'll be staying with you,
you'll have to get rid of the dog.Copy !req
191. - You're the doctor who was on the TV!
- Yes, that's me.Copy !req
192. You're gonna be okay, sugar.Copy !req
193. That's the doctor from the TV!Copy !req
194. Doug, I talked to the boy's HMO.Copy !req
195. - They want him at their Urgent Care.
- Where?Copy !req
196. - Oak Park.
- That's ridiculous.Copy !req
197. He was in acute respiratory distress.
I'm not sending him across town.Copy !req
198. His pulse ox is up to 98.Copy !req
199. And I want to make sure
that it stays that way.Copy !req
200. - There.
- "Pulse ox, 89"?Copy !req
201. Tell his HMO that, they'll let him stay.Copy !req
202. What's going on?Copy !req
203. Dr. Ross, I'm not fudging
my nursing notes.Copy !req
204. - Nobody's asking you to.
- There's gonna be a discrepancy.Copy !req
205. I'm not sending him out.Copy !req
206. Do you know why she did it?Copy !req
207. My mom died in a car accident last May.Copy !req
208. - Might have something to do with it.
- They were close?Copy !req
209. Not really.Copy !req
210. Does Julia get along with your dad okay?Copy !req
211. - He ain't around.
- He works a lot?Copy !req
212. He just can't deal with stuff.Copy !req
213. I don't think he likes being in the house.Copy !req
214. Do you have a phone number for him?Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. Somewhere.Copy !req
217. Dr. Carter. County General.Copy !req
218. - What was that about?
- I might have misdiagnosed.Copy !req
219. - Ramsay Hunt.
- Forgot to check the ears?Copy !req
220. No, I checked, but I wasn't thinking
Ramsay Hunt, so I didn't look for it.Copy !req
221. Pretty big miss.
Bring him back to make sure.Copy !req
222. A lady with chest pain,
history of lupus and renal failure.Copy !req
223. Benton said you should take it.Copy !req
224. Don't miss anything.Copy !req
225. Oh, your x-rays are back.Copy !req
226. - Poor dear was exhausted.
- Your lungs look fine.Copy !req
227. - Would you...?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
228. - Thank you, love.
- Yeah.Copy !req
229. - I have another cup.
- Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
230. - Do you work with children?
- Yes.Copy !req
231. I raised three right here in Chicago.Copy !req
232. Of course, they grew up
and made me obsolete.Copy !req
233. Are you looking for work?Copy !req
234. Yes, actually.Copy !req
235. Work nights?Copy !req
236. Pour it through the strainer
if you would, please.Copy !req
237. Chuny, can I not read your writing,
or is that a 98?Copy !req
238. That's a 98.Copy !req
239. So you wrote down this asthmatic kid's
pulse ox as 98...Copy !req
240. and five minutes later, Doug
noted it 89? Did he crash?Copy !req
241. He didn't crash.Copy !req
242. Could this be a case of numerical
inversion due to temporary dyslexia?Copy !req
243. I don't know. I'm just a nurse.Copy !req
244. So I'm correct in deducing
that there's an inconsistency here?Copy !req
245. - Looks that way.
- Someone made a mistake.Copy !req
246. I didn't make a mistake.Copy !req
247. Thank you.Copy !req
248. - Give me a sec. Carol?
- Yeah?Copy !req
249. Look, I'm really sorry
for being a jerk back there before.Copy !req
250. - I didn't know.
- It's no big deal. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
251. No, it is to me. Can we get together
later and have dinner or go to a movie?Copy !req
252. Look, I'm busy, but I'll call you, okay?Copy !req
253. - I don't hear anything unusual.
- Temp's normal.Copy !req
254. Mrs. Briggs, sit tight.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
255. Let's order a CBC, Chem-7,
ABG, EKG, chest film.Copy !req
256. Abdominal series. Anti-DNA,
anticentromere, antiphospholipid...Copy !req
257. - ... antibody, cryoglobulins.
- That's gonna be $2000 right there.Copy !req
258. - I don't wanna miss anything.
- Is this because she's Vucelich's patient?Copy !req
259. She's Vucelich's patient?Copy !req
260. Better get a cardiac echo too.
And a CT.Copy !req
261. 260. Good job, Alan.Copy !req
262. - Doug?
- Let's get one more neb treatment.Copy !req
263. And then I'll okay him for transfer.
Okay?Copy !req
264. - Doctor? Thank you so very much.
- You're very welcome.Copy !req
265. - You wanna fill me in?
- Kid had a bad asthma attack...Copy !req
266. - ... and his HMO wanted him transferred.
- So you falsified his chart?Copy !req
267. - That's sounds right.
- It's illegal.Copy !req
268. - Should I put him on a bus to Oak Park?
- You should've come to me.Copy !req
269. I could've called his HMO
and backed you up.Copy !req
270. But now, when they see this,
they're not gonna pay.Copy !req
271. There's no way I can justify a lie
of a new medical record.Copy !req
272. - We're just gonna have to eat it.
- Good. Eat it.Copy !req
273. I can't keep banging heads with you
every other day. It's just too much work.Copy !req
274. If you're gonna stay here and work
for me, this cowboy crap has gotta stop.Copy !req
275. Stay here and work for you?
Now there is an attractive prospect.Copy !req
276. Is that what this is about? You can't
take the fact that I'm your boss?Copy !req
277. Typically narcissistic of you. I can't
take the fact that anyone is my boss.Copy !req
278. I need to speak to your sister alone.Copy !req
279. Okay.Copy !req
280. - How are you feeling?
- Okay.Copy !req
281. Do these have to stay on?Copy !req
282. We took some new tests.Copy !req
283. One of them was a pregnancy test.Copy !req
284. It came back positive.Copy !req
285. You knew that.Copy !req
286. Did that have something to do
with taking the pills?Copy !req
287. Sometimes keeping things inside makes
them seem worse than they actually are.Copy !req
288. You don't know.Copy !req
289. I know about wanting to die.Copy !req
290. I took a bunch of pills a year ago.Copy !req
291. I loved my mom.Copy !req
292. When she died...Copy !req
293. it's like everything fell apart.Copy !req
294. Kyle was a mess.Copy !req
295. At night I'd hear him crying,
like when he was little.Copy !req
296. We never meant for it to happen.Copy !req
297. I only went in to hold him
until he stopped crying.Copy !req
298. And now I'm pregnant.Copy !req
299. It's okay.Copy !req
300. If I had recommendations this strong
I could've gone to an Ivy League school.Copy !req
301. Recommendations?Copy !req
302. This patient of mine's a nanny.
Her agency faxed them over.Copy !req
303. - Her name's not Ransom, is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. Don't count on
any long-term commitment.Copy !req
305. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
306. - Heads up.
- I got it.Copy !req
307. 51 year old male, vitals normal. Involved
in a Civil War re-enactment of...Copy !req
308. Battle of Malvern Hill.
Took on Lee, Magruder and Stonewall.Copy !req
309. Two ton cannon broke loose,
rolled over his toe.Copy !req
310. Damn artillery sergeant.
Ought to be court-martialed.Copy !req
311. Let me take a look. Oh, yeah.
That is pretty smushed up. What's open?Copy !req
312. Trauma 1.Copy !req
313. It was musket butt to bayonet
all morning.Copy !req
314. The damn rebels were thicker than fleas
on a dog's back!Copy !req
315. - Hi.
- She told you.Copy !req
316. Kyle, whatever she told me
is confidential. I'm not free to discuss it.Copy !req
317. She told me she told you.Copy !req
318. We're gonna do everything we can
to help you guys, okay?Copy !req
319. Oh, man, she did tell you!Copy !req
320. When my dad finds out, he's gonna kill
me! Kill me, man! He carries a gun!Copy !req
321. Kyle, I'm not gonna tell your father
anything you don't want him to know.Copy !req
322. I'm not waiting to find out,
know what I'm saying?Copy !req
323. Kyle!Copy !req
324. You wanted to practice your suturing?
Here's your man.Copy !req
325. Turned 25 years old today.Copy !req
326. Celebrated by drinking himself
into a stupor...Copy !req
327. and walking through
a plate glass window.Copy !req
328. It's a two man job.
Carter will help.Copy !req
329. Let's get the chest films first,
then the echocardiogram.Copy !req
330. The echo guy was here first.Copy !req
331. - I got a heart and spleen waiting.
- Give me two minutes.Copy !req
332. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
333. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
334. She's got a history of lupus and renal
failure and complained of chest pain...Copy !req
335. - ... so I'm working her up.
- Carter, come.Copy !req
336. Excuse me.Copy !req
337. Carter, only an idiot would order
that many tests for chest pain.Copy !req
338. I'm trying to be thorough.
She's Dr. Vucelich's patient.Copy !req
339. - You're kidding?
- No.Copy !req
340. - Oh, damn.
- Dr. Benton.Copy !req
341. Oh, God.Copy !req
342. Tell me, did you order these labs
on my patient?Copy !req
343. Dr. Vucelich, I apologize.
I left my student unsupervise-Copy !req
344. No. I take full responsibility.
Dr. Benton had nothing to do with this.Copy !req
345. - Then you're the one I should thank.
- Thank?Copy !req
346. Yes, the test for antiphospholipid
antibodies was positive.Copy !req
347. She has a serious blood disease. We
need to put her on heparin right away.Copy !req
348. So tell me,
what was your thinking, son?Copy !req
349. Actually, there was very little.Copy !req
350. Mrs. Briggs has a very complex history,
so I took a shotgun approach.Copy !req
351. - Don't underestimate yourself, Mister...
- Carter.Copy !req
352. Carter, right. Given the circumstances,
your approach was more than valid.Copy !req
353. Not that I advocate
indiscriminate testing.Copy !req
354. No need to run Chem-20s
on every runny nose, right?Copy !req
355. But when someone has a constellation
of problems, you can't hold back.Copy !req
356. Remember that, Benton.Copy !req
357. - Good work.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
358. By the way, I'm doing a fem-pop bypass.
You wanna assist?Copy !req
359. Go, Carter.Copy !req
360. - You know the procedure?
- Fem-pop bypass?Copy !req
361. How many have you done?Copy !req
362. Mrs. Ransom?Copy !req
363. I must have drifted off.Copy !req
364. - Did you get my references?
- Oh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
365. - Very, very impressive.
- Thank you.Copy !req
366. I was thinking that I could
drop around tonight.Copy !req
367. Make it a little less intrusive
on the little one.Copy !req
368. Mrs. Ransom, we need to talk
about your blood tests.Copy !req
369. Your red and white cells
and platelet count...Copy !req
370. are extremely low,
which is suggestive of aplastic anemia...Copy !req
371. which is very serious.Copy !req
372. Perhaps you could give me
a few pills. Pep me up.Copy !req
373. Mrs. Ransom, your condition
is most likely terminal.Copy !req
374. You need to be admitted to the
hospital for a bone-marrow biopsy.Copy !req
375. Oh, Pish-posh!
Not another one of those!Copy !req
376. - You've had one?
- Yes, months ago.Copy !req
377. Most unpleasant.Copy !req
378. Have you been getting transfusions?Copy !req
379. From their description,
they are simply ghastly. No, no, no.Copy !req
380. I would rather just carry on
and, you know, hope for the best.Copy !req
381. I...Copy !req
382. I could come around about 7 tonight...Copy !req
383. if that's convenient with you.Copy !req
384. Mrs. Ransom, your disease has reached
a stage where you can't work anymore.Copy !req
385. You need to be admitted
to the hospital.Copy !req
386. I think I'm the better judge of that.
Don't you?Copy !req
387. Oh, man, that smarts!Copy !req
388. You've avulsed most of the skin
off the top of your big toe.Copy !req
389. Just saw it off and throw it in a basket.
I need to get back to the field.Copy !req
390. Amputation isn't necessary.Copy !req
391. I just launched a countercharge
at Jackson's center.Copy !req
392. Damn cannon came off the blocks.Copy !req
393. - Are you General Grant?
- No, Grant wasn't at Malvern Hill.Copy !req
394. I'm Major General Fitz-John Porter,
tactical genius.Copy !req
395. Used the 5th Corps
to outflank two rebel divisions...Copy !req
396. and drive them back
across the Chickahominy.Copy !req
397. I have to rongeur the bone.
Let's get Mr. Richter some lidocaine.Copy !req
398. No, ether. That's all Porter had
when they cut off his leg.Copy !req
399. Mr. Richter, we haven't used ether
as an anesthetic in over 40 years.Copy !req
400. - Lidocaine. 2% digital block.
- Just give me a bullet to bite on.Copy !req
401. - We may be out.
- I got it.Copy !req
402. Could we send out a private
to round up some bourbon?Copy !req
403. No, Mr. Richter,
we're fresh out of privates as well.Copy !req
404. I'm about to use this tool
to grind down the bone in your toe.Copy !req
405. I highly recommend
that you take the lidocaine.Copy !req
406. Not as long as I'm in command.
Go to it, surgeon!Copy !req
407. Do your stuff!Copy !req
408. I saw your sister, Jackie last week,
near the State of lllinois building.Copy !req
409. She was buying a Polish dog
from a vendor.Copy !req
410. I don't think she saw me.Copy !req
411. - She's supposed to be on a diet.
- Busted.Copy !req
412. - She works near there.
- Didn't she work at the gardens?Copy !req
413. Used to.Copy !req
414. Always wanted to work outdoors.Copy !req
415. - She's allergic to pollen.
- You're kidding?Copy !req
416. So they put her in a room
with no windows.Copy !req
417. And a plastic plant.Copy !req
418. Probably.Copy !req
419. She told me she saw you.Copy !req
420. Didn't tell me about the hot dog, though.Copy !req
421. I'm Richard Kazlaw.
I was told Julia's here.Copy !req
422. Mr. Kazlaw, I'm Dr. Greene.Copy !req
423. Julia tried to kill herself,
but good news is, she's okay.Copy !req
424. - Where is she?
- She's actually with a social worker now.Copy !req
425. And you can see her when they're done.Copy !req
426. If you could just fill out this paperwork,
consent form, that sort of thing.Copy !req
427. High speed motorcycle collision.
Victim has abdominal pains.Copy !req
428. BP in the field of 80/50.
Repeat BPs came up with 300...Copy !req
429. Head trauma, non-responsive,
GCS seven, possible tib-fib fracture.Copy !req
430. - Wearing a helmet?
- No, neither of them.Copy !req
431. Get a CBC. Dip a urine for blood.Copy !req
432. Get X-ray to run the spine, cervical,
thoracic and lumbar.Copy !req
433. Chuny, see if he's oriented.Copy !req
434. - What's your name?
- Tom Spagnoli.Copy !req
435. - What's the date?
- November. My stomach's killing me!Copy !req
436. - He's got a tire track on his belly.
- Bowel sounds, hypoactive.Copy !req
437. Possible intra-abdominal hemorrhage.Copy !req
438. - DPL?
- No, he's got a scar here.Copy !req
439. - I had an operation as a kid.
- Laparotomy?Copy !req
440. We can't lavage on him.
Tell CT to hold a table.Copy !req
441. - Let's get a Foley in.
- He opened his eyes.Copy !req
442. Can you hear me?
Do you know where you are?Copy !req
443. - Response to pain. Otoscope!
- Moves extremities times four.Copy !req
444. - No obvious paralysis.
- Let's get X-ray.Copy !req
445. Cross-table C-spine.
He's got blood in the canal.Copy !req
446. Ross has X-ray.Copy !req
447. - Fundi's normal. Disks are flat.
- Maybe it's just a skull fracture.Copy !req
448. I'm worried about the blood
in his ears.Copy !req
449. - Tell CT to hold a table.
- Dr. Ross is holding already.Copy !req
450. - What have you got?
- Tire marks across belly. Bruising.Copy !req
451. Got a lap scar, so I can't DPL him.
I'm sending him up to CT.Copy !req
452. - Rebound, guarding?
- Little bit.Copy !req
453. My kid's got blood in the canal.
He's sicker so he'll go first.Copy !req
454. - Wait. He could have a ruptured spleen.
- What's his crit?Copy !req
455. - Forty-two.
- It's normal. He can wait.Copy !req
456. - Lateral C-spine is next.
- Set up suction.Copy !req
457. Ophthalmoscope.Copy !req
458. Pupils are fine. No papilledema.Copy !req
459. - There's blood in the canal.
- Otoscope.Copy !req
460. - What the hell do you think you're doing?
- He has a skull fracture.Copy !req
461. You're out of line.
Go back to your patient.Copy !req
462. - My patient is going to CT.
- No! This kid is going to CT now!Copy !req
463. Fine, mine's going to the O.R.
for an exploratory lap.Copy !req
464. Like hell! You're not putting a patient
under the knife to win a pissing contest.Copy !req
465. Damn right!Copy !req
466. It's so he doesn't bleed while you
tie up the CT for a skull fracture!Copy !req
467. - Go home!
- What?Copy !req
468. I'm taking over your patient
and writing you up! Go home!Copy !req
469. Let's get a portable ultrasound in here.Copy !req
470. Check out the belly.
Let's go, come on!Copy !req
471. So that's why she swallowed
two bottles of pills.Copy !req
472. Yeah. Awful.Copy !req
473. - He was forcing himself on his sister?
- No.Copy !req
474. It came out of grief over losing their
mother. She went in to comfort him...Copy !req
475. - ... and they ended up sleeping together.
- And now she's pregnant.Copy !req
476. Can I help you? Sir?Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. The name on the consent.Copy !req
479. Oh, God.Copy !req
480. It appears that your father
may have overheard...Copy !req
481. two of our staff members
discussing your case.Copy !req
482. Oh, man.Copy !req
483. He's gonna kill me.Copy !req
484. Do you really think
that he might hurt you?Copy !req
485. Yeah.Copy !req
486. Someone's gonna stay
with you at all times.Copy !req
487. I'm afraid that we
didn't handle this very well.Copy !req
488. I wanna make sure you guys are okay.Copy !req
489. Tony's gonna stay with you.Copy !req
490. Lydia, Carol...Copy !req
491. You have no idea how sorry I am.Copy !req
492. - Stupid to talk about it in the open.
- Really.Copy !req
493. Put protecting patient
confidentiality...Copy !req
494. at the top of the agenda
for tomorrow's staff meeting.Copy !req
495. I got the girl an ICU bed.
We should move her.Copy !req
496. - Alert Security, in case there's trouble.
- Okay.Copy !req
497. - Dr. Ross. Your tux came in.
- Great, Jerry. Thanks.Copy !req
498. - Wait. That's Dr. Greene's.
- Okay.Copy !req
499. - Ready for your big award?
- Yeah. Can't wait.Copy !req
500. - Doug, you got a sec?
- No.Copy !req
501. Hey, Dr. Ross. Phone for you.Copy !req
502. - Who is it?
- Your father.Copy !req
503. - Who?
- He said he was your dad.Copy !req
504. - Hello?
- It's your dad.Copy !req
505. - How are you, son?
- Fine.Copy !req
506. I know it's been a while.
I was wondering if I could see you.Copy !req
507. This isn't a good time. So...Copy !req
508. - You sure?
- Yeah. Okay, I gotta go.Copy !req
509. - How can I reach you?
- Here is fine.Copy !req
510. Bye.Copy !req
511. I thought he and his father didn't speak.Copy !req
512. As far as I know,
he hasn't since he was 12.Copy !req
513. This is gonna be an interesting evening.Copy !req
514. One more.Copy !req
515. All right, last one.Copy !req
516. - Nice.
- Fun.Copy !req
517. - I like the staple gun.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
518. - Hey, guys.
- Carter, how was surgery?Copy !req
519. Incredible. Watching Carl anastomose
is truly a humbling experience.Copy !req
520. I got to hold the bulldog clamp.
I got it on tape if you wanna see it.Copy !req
521. - Pass.
- No?Copy !req
522. I'll get some Xeroform dressings
for our birthday boy.Copy !req
523. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
524. - Very attractive.
- Carter!Copy !req
525. And smart too. And available.Copy !req
526. - She's married.
- No, she's not.Copy !req
527. - What are you talking about?
- She told me she was divorced.Copy !req
528. So listen, if it's okay, I finished my notes
on your patients. I'd like to take off.Copy !req
529. - Is that okay?
- Yeah, Carter, go.Copy !req
530. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
531. How's it going?Copy !req
532. Yeah. That's right.Copy !req
533. Hello there.Copy !req
534. - Please tell me he's your father.
- He's my father.Copy !req
535. Thank God. He showed me
an expired driver's license.Copy !req
536. Dad, what are you doing here?Copy !req
537. - Oh, I was in the neighborhood.
- You were?Copy !req
538. Your mother and I
had a disagreement...Copy !req
539. on the responsibilities
of being a grandparent.Copy !req
540. I'm here to apply for the job
of night nanny.Copy !req
541. - What did mom say?
- Use your imagination.Copy !req
542. I'd have to come to your apartment.Copy !req
543. I mean, I will...Copy !req
544. if you want me to.Copy !req
545. Really? You'd do that?Copy !req
546. I should've done it a long time ago.Copy !req
547. - You taking off?
- I gotta make a run to Humbolt Park.Copy !req
548. - Yeah, what for?
- Had a kid with facial paralysis.Copy !req
549. I diagnosed Bell's Palsy, but
might've missed vesicles in his ears...Copy !req
550. that suggest Ramsay-Hunt,
and it's been driving me crazy all day.Copy !req
551. So I guess this is a no, then?
To my dinner offer?Copy !req
552. Would you be paying
for this dinner?Copy !req
553. Actually, I thought I'd
be cooking this dinner.Copy !req
554. - Know your way around Humbolt Park?
- I can read a map.Copy !req
555. Mr. Kazlaw?Copy !req
556. Mr. Kazlaw.Copy !req
557. I took care of your daughter today,
Mr. Kazlaw.Copy !req
558. And I feel terrible because you
overheard something...Copy !req
559. you didn't want or need
to hear right now.Copy !req
560. I'm so very sorry.Copy !req
561. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
562. There are people who can help.
You should talk-Copy !req
563. Take this, please.Copy !req
564. - No sign of him?
- Nope.Copy !req
565. Isn't this dandy.Copy !req
566. Give him five more minutes.Copy !req
567. If he doesn't show,
we'll make some sort of an excuse.Copy !req
568. Say he's out scouring the sewers
for lost kids and stray pets.Copy !req
569. Are you Dr. Greene?Copy !req
570. You're missing
a really bad chicken dinner.Copy !req
571. I'm shooting.Copy !req
572. Now, you see? You jinxed me.Copy !req
573. Hey, Mark. You wanna hear my speech?Copy !req
574. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all very much for this...Copy !req
575. tremendous honor. I wanna take this
opportunity to acknowledge...Copy !req
576. some of my colleagues.Copy !req
577. First, David Morgenstern...Copy !req
578. for his stalwart support.Copy !req
579. One minute he's stamping
my walking papers...Copy !req
580. and the next he has his face
so far up my butt...Copy !req
581. if he had a moustache,
it would tickle my throat.Copy !req
582. Let's not forget Neal Bernstein.Copy !req
583. Neal, proof that any idiot
who can nod his head...Copy !req
584. can rise right to the middle
of pediatric medicine.Copy !req
585. And last, and definitely not least,
Mark Greene.Copy !req
586. Mark...Copy !req
587. the self-righteous-shall-inherit-
the-ER Greene.Copy !req
588. Mark the I-am-behind-you-110%...Copy !req
589. but-you-are-out-of-here Greene.Copy !req
590. Thank you. Kiss my ass. Good night.
God bless. What do you think?Copy !req
591. Is this really how you want
to end your career?Copy !req
592. Can you think of a better way?Copy !req
593. - What did your father want?
- You got me.Copy !req
594. I'll tell you something. He'd get a kick
out of what I'm about to do.Copy !req
595. Don't do it, Doug.Copy !req
596. Big mistake.Copy !req
597. Well, you know
what my father always said?Copy !req
598. If you're gonna make a mistake,
make it a big one.Copy !req
599. Still sewing?Copy !req
600. Thanks for teaching me the staple gun.Copy !req
601. Well, good night.Copy !req
602. Why didn't you tell me
you were divorced?Copy !req
603. Separated.Copy !req
604. We haven't had many conversations
lately. At least not civil ones.Copy !req
605. Peter.Copy !req
606. Al and I had a lot of problems that
had nothing to do with you and me.Copy !req
607. Good night.Copy !req
608. Slow down!Copy !req
609. - I had no idea you were this neurotic.
- What?Copy !req
610. Coming out here
to check a kid's ears?Copy !req
611. I thought you came to support me,
not ridicule me.Copy !req
612. Yeah, but ridiculing you
is so much more fun.Copy !req
613. This is it, 218.Copy !req
614. Hey, your first house call.Copy !req
615. Hi, how are-?
Hey, Wilbur, how's it going?Copy !req
616. - You messed up?
- We'll soon find out. Let's take a look.Copy !req
617. That's one down.Copy !req
618. - Two down. All clear.
- You done?Copy !req
619. I'm done. Thank you. And I'm really
sorry to bother you at home.Copy !req
620. It was no surprise to me
to see Doug Ross on TV...Copy !req
621. sloshing around in freezing water
trying to save a kid in trouble.Copy !req
622. Because in a way,
that's what he does every day.Copy !req
623. I don't know any doctor
who cares more for his patients.Copy !req
624. I'm proud to present this award
for outstanding community service...Copy !req
625. to a great pediatrician
and a great friend.Copy !req
626. Doug Ross.Copy !req
627. Thank you.Copy !req
628. I'd like to take this opportunity...Copy !req
629. to single out a few people who have...Copy !req
630. influenced my career,
for better or worse.Copy !req
631. But I guess you all know who you are
and how I really feel about you.Copy !req
632. Perhaps the less said the better.Copy !req
633. Thank you for this. Thank you.Copy !req
634. It's scary to think that in four months
I'm gonna be a doctor.Copy !req
635. I'm not gonna have Residents looking
over my shoulder checking my mistakes.Copy !req
636. It's an awesome responsibility,
if you think about it.Copy !req
637. - Do we have to talk shop?
- What?Copy !req
638. I'm sorry. I just hate to think that
medicine is all we can talk about.Copy !req
639. - No. We can talk about something else.
- Well, good.Copy !req
640. - Great. You first.
- No, you go first.Copy !req
641. Did you do that because you
couldn't think of anything?Copy !req
642. At least take your hands
out of your pockets and do it right.Copy !req
643. You're not thinking
of doing anything rash, are you?Copy !req
644. - You mean like this?
- What are you, crazy?Copy !req
645. - Those awards really bounce.
- Must be acrylic.Copy !req
646. Thanks for the speech.Copy !req
647. Thanks for not giving your first draft.Copy !req
648. - I'm an idiot, you know.
- You have your moments.Copy !req
649. You know why my old man called me
today? Because he saw me on TV.Copy !req
650. I haven't heard that voice in 22 years.Copy !req
651. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
652. The scary thing is that I'm doing
a pretty good imitation.Copy !req
653. Never kept a job more than two years.
Most of the time it was two weeks.Copy !req
654. He had a nasty habit of getting drunk...Copy !req
655. and punching out his boss.Copy !req
656. Maybe it's just me...Copy !req
657. but I take a dim view
of that particular approach.Copy !req
658. So do I still have a job?Copy !req
659. If you still want it.Copy !req
660. Damn it! Goddamn!Copy !req
661. Damn it!Copy !req
662. Damn it, damn it, damn it!Copy !req
663. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
664. - I'm destroying your roof.
- Oh, great. That's just what I need.Copy !req
665. No, seriously, I saw
some of these rotting tiles...Copy !req
666. and I figured I'd start pulling them off,
and I think I've ruined your roof.Copy !req
667. Well, stop!Copy !req
668. - Oh, my God!
- I know, I know.Copy !req
669. This is horrible. I figured I could
save you some money on roofing.Copy !req
670. I'm sorry.Copy !req
671. About what?
Putting a really big hole in my roof?Copy !req
672. I...Copy !req
673. The roof, the mouth...Copy !req
674. Whatever odious behavior
I'm about to commit. All of it.Copy !req
675. I'm sorry.Copy !req
676. Look, I shouldn't have made you
feel stupid this morning.Copy !req
677. Hey, I did that all on my own.Copy !req
678. No, I blind-sided you.Copy !req
679. Well, that's true.Copy !req
680. Well, look, I-
About what you said today...Copy !req
681. It doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
682. You know what I mean?Copy !req
683. I don't think any less of you.Copy !req
684. Most of all...Copy !req
685. I'm really glad that it didn't work.Copy !req
686. Me too.Copy !req