1. "Baby Shower"Copy !req
2. Mobilize with Kocher maneuver.
Divide at pylorus.Copy !req
3. Transect stomach TA 90.
ID ligament of Trietz.Copy !req
4. Come on.Copy !req
5. - My Billroth ll has been canceled.
- Good morning to you too.Copy !req
6. - Is there a problem?
- Your patient developed a fever.Copy !req
7. No, a problem with me
in this department.Copy !req
8. Ever since I left Vucelich's study,
I've been underutilized.Copy !req
9. When you were working with him,
he monopolized your time.Copy !req
10. You're back with the teeming masses,
and there's lag time...Copy !req
11. while the schedule plays catch-up
to your change of fortune.Copy !req
12. I see.Copy !req
13. - What have we got?
- 30-year-old male...Copy !req
14. had a bad Valentine's Day.Copy !req
15. Threw himself on the El tracks
in front of a oncoming train.Copy !req
16. Did a good job on himself.
How are his vitals?Copy !req
17. Sinus tach at 150. BP's 50 palp.Copy !req
18. Bilateral hemothorax,
rigid belly, head trauma.Copy !req
19. Near amputation, right forearm.
Deformed fracture, left femur.Copy !req
20. - Open fracture, lower right extremity.
- Put in chest tube. I'll do the DPL.Copy !req
21. It's a deal. 36 French.Copy !req
22. We need four units of O-neg
on the rapid infuser.Copy !req
23. Pupils are unequal and sluggish.
We need a head CT to rule out a bleed.Copy !req
24. No time. Positive tap.
Do those burr holes blind.Copy !req
25. No way, I need a CT first.Copy !req
26. Let's shock him.Copy !req
27. - I wish I'd thought of that.
- Two hundred!Copy !req
28. - Clear!
- Clear.Copy !req
29. - All right. We've got a rhythm.
- Sinus tach at 160.Copy !req
30. Lidocaine 100 IV push.
Dopamine 400 and 500. Start it at 10!Copy !req
31. - We've got a pulse.
- I'll take him.Copy !req
32. You do the burr holes up in the O.R.
If not, he's toast.Copy !req
33. - He's not stable.
- He's as stable as he's gonna get. Move.Copy !req
34. We have some other sick people
if you want them too.Copy !req
35. - Wow! What did he have for breakfast?
- Something hard to digest.Copy !req
36. Did you forget? I'm not on until 11.
We can sleep in.Copy !req
37. Yeah. You're soaked.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
38. Oh, boy. Yeah.Copy !req
39. - Yes?
- Good morning, Ms. Lewis.Copy !req
40. It's Ms. Pearline with social services.Copy !req
41. - Who?
- Ms. Pearline.Copy !req
42. I'm here for your home visit.
For the adoption.Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. I worked really late last night.Copy !req
45. You could reschedule, but it will take
another four to six weeks.Copy !req
46. No, no. Come on up.
Just come up slowly, please.Copy !req
47. - Morning.
- Actually, good night.Copy !req
48. - Hey, Dr. Ross.
- Hey.Copy !req
49. Still got that extra ticket
to the Bulls game next week?Copy !req
50. I do have two tickets,
but they're not extra.Copy !req
51. The ones your dad gave you?Copy !req
52. - I thought you threw those out?
- I was...Copy !req
53. but they' re mid-court,
about 10 rows up.Copy !req
54. You guys heard about
all the excitement yesterday?Copy !req
55. - What excitement?
- Scottie Pippen came in.Copy !req
56. - Here?
- He was not.Copy !req
57. Actually, he did. Brought in a kid from
his Cabrini Greens tutoring program.Copy !req
58. Had a basketball clinic. Kid took
a charge, broke his collarbone.Copy !req
59. Nice try, Jerry.
A lot of details, almost believable.Copy !req
60. It's the truth. Look.Copy !req
61. I got his autograph.
You know what that's worth?Copy !req
62. - It's I-N, not E-N.
- No, it's E-N. It was him.Copy !req
63. - Who else was on?
- Kid's mom showed up, so Scottie split.Copy !req
64. - So nobody else saw him?
- I'm heading upstairs.Copy !req
65. - Can we watch?
- My God, haven't you had that baby yet?Copy !req
66. You won't have me to make fun of
after today.Copy !req
67. - I thought you'd work up to your due date.
- I have, and then some.Copy !req
68. Doc's gonna induce
if nothing happens by Monday.Copy !req
69. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test.Copy !req
70. I feel like a damn elephant.Copy !req
71. - Elephant's gestation period is two years.
- Oh, shut your mouth.Copy !req
72. My interview is not until 4:00.Copy !req
73. Benton'll be done by 10:30. I'll find
him. I won't beg, I'll be dignified.Copy !req
74. I won't have a fair shot at this internship
unless he rewrites my recommendation.Copy !req
75. Ninety applicants for six slots.Copy !req
76. - How did you see it?
- It was on his desk.Copy !req
77. "Has put forth a consistent effort. "
That's what he says about me.Copy !req
78. "Has acquired solid technical skills. "
I told you that.Copy !req
79. - Several times.
- We've had our differences.Copy !req
80. But I've worked my butt off for him.
Where the hell's our train?Copy !req
81. How soon after intercourse can you get
a pregnancy result by blood test?Copy !req
82. Seven days. The other applicants are
from Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Hopkins.Copy !req
83. I've got the home-court advantage,
but still...Copy !req
84. Wait a second, did you say pregnancy?
You think you're pregnant?Copy !req
85. - We've been really careful.
- I know.Copy !req
86. - Did you miss your period?
- No, not yet. I'm just obsessing.Copy !req
87. - You don't need this.
- The interview is nerve-racking.Copy !req
88. Sorry. Want to draw some blood?Copy !req
89. It can wait. I'm just being paranoid.
You worry about your interview.Copy !req
90. - Hey, we need some help!
- What happened?Copy !req
91. - Hey, we need some help here.
- Don't tell me your water broke.Copy !req
92. Sprinkler system went berserk.Copy !req
93. It's raining cats and dogs,
and we can't shut it off!Copy !req
94. Need a hand here, quick!Copy !req
95. - Jerry!
- Yes.Copy !req
96. The whole west wing is getting soaked!Copy !req
97. - Labor and Delivery and the Nursery?
- NICU and Postpartum.Copy !req
98. All high-risk women
are going to the sixth.Copy !req
99. Everyone else is down here.Copy !req
100. - How many?
- Eight, all in active labor.Copy !req
101. Oh, boy. All right. Chuny!Copy !req
102. We need some dry gowns,
some warming lamps.Copy !req
103. You gotta change.
Blow dryers if you can find any.Copy !req
104. - This is a new one.
- This really sucks!Copy !req
105. Dr. Ross, this one's pretty ripe.Copy !req
106. Is there any time
between your contractions?Copy !req
107. - No, none.
- All right.Copy !req
108. Let's get a pelvic bed set up in Trauma 1.
Somebody call Mark.Copy !req
109. Coming through!Copy !req
110. - ICP's 14.
- Final ligature. Spleen's out. Suction!Copy !req
111. So if you're looking to kill yourself,
the El tracks'll do the job.Copy !req
112. - We're dry.
- BP's 100...Copy !req
113. Send it to Pathology.Copy !req
114. - What do you wanna tackle next?
- Run a small bowel for perforations.Copy !req
115. - How does the arm look?
- As bad as the rest of him.Copy !req
116. - Think you can save this guy?
- We're chasing our tails here.Copy !req
117. Damn, he's hemorrhaging!Copy !req
118. - It looks arterial.
- Let's open him up!Copy !req
119. It's your party, but this is
a teaching exercise now.Copy !req
120. - What do you mean, teaching exercise?
- There's not a life to save.Copy !req
121. You wanna bet? Sternal saw!Copy !req
122. Run up to Delivery. Take galoshes
and an umbrella if you have to.Copy !req
123. But find me an extra stash of preemie and
term-sized ambu-bags and infant ET tubes.Copy !req
124. - Get some bulb syringes.
- You got it!Copy !req
125. Your baby's head
is engaged in the canal.Copy !req
126. The membrane isn't ruptured yet,
so we'll do an amniotomy to rupture it.Copy !req
127. - What's the presentation?
- Station two plus, effaced and dilated.Copy !req
128. - I'll be right back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. He went to buy film.
He won't even know where I am!Copy !req
130. We'll find him. Just relax.Copy !req
131. - Taking an incubator!
- Blankets.Copy !req
132. You were on yesterday.
Tell Dr. Ross Scottie Pippen was in here.Copy !req
133. Yeah, and so were
Jordan and Rodman.Copy !req
134. Jerry, Conni and I
beat them three-on-three.Copy !req
135. It's a monsoon up there.
All fetal monitors are trashed.Copy !req
136. - How many do you have?
- A few. We'll rotate them.Copy !req
137. High risks went up to six, where I
have to be. Send some residents.Copy !req
138. - We'll handle it.
- Who's attending?Copy !req
139. Good. Push, push. That's it!Copy !req
140. - You know Mark Greene?
- Oh, yes. Membrane ruptured?Copy !req
141. We had to do it for her.Copy !req
142. - Was the head engaged?
- Yes.Copy !req
143. All right. Don't want a cord prolapse.Copy !req
144. Okay, when you get the urge,
I want you to push.Copy !req
145. Okay? Okay.Copy !req
146. Good. Seeing a head here.
Here it comes. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
147. Push!Copy !req
148. - Patient in Exam 2 is ready.
- I'm on my way.Copy !req
149. Mrs. Wilson, you have
a beautiful baby boy.Copy !req
150. Fundus is firm. Placenta's coming.Copy !req
151. Activity, two.
Pulse, two. Grimace, two.Copy !req
152. One laceration.
Dr. Greene, will you suture?Copy !req
153. I think I can handle that.Copy !req
154. Apgar is nine. Check again in five.Copy !req
155. Use 2-0 chromic, interrupted suture
for the muscularis layer...Copy !req
156. - ... interlocking for the mucosa.
- We can manage from here, Janet.Copy !req
157. - You got other fish to fry.
- Just don't take any chances.Copy !req
158. You run into trouble, run them to us.
Six East for all C-sections, understood?Copy !req
159. - We'll need another bassinet.
- They'll send them down.Copy !req
160. No, we need another one now.Copy !req
161. - She's having contractions again.
- What?Copy !req
162. - Why?
- I hope you're ready for an encore.Copy !req
163. - You're having another.
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
164. Came in before the sprinklers went.Copy !req
165. - Nobody monitored her.
- I had an ultrasound months ago.Copy !req
166. I've got ahold of the head.
No, make that the tush.Copy !req
167. - This is a breech? I'll deliver.
- No, I'm okay. I've got a good hold here.Copy !req
168. - What's wrong?
- Your second baby wants to be different.Copy !req
169. So he's gonna come out butt-first.
Now, just push.Copy !req
170. Keep the feet out!Copy !req
171. Good, Christy.
Good, good. Push. Good!Copy !req
172. That's good. That's really good.
Keep going! Push!Copy !req
173. Good. Okay.Copy !req
174. Those are the shoulders.
Relax, because I gotta get the head.Copy !req
175. - Flex the head!
- Push gently.Copy !req
176. Good.Copy !req
177. Good! Excellent! Nice, nice!Copy !req
178. Nice work, Mom! There.Copy !req
179. Oh, my God! Two of them!Copy !req
180. Smooth, Mark. You'd think
you delivered a breech every day.Copy !req
181. - Page me if you need me.
- Okay.Copy !req
182. Suction. Mom, relax.Copy !req
183. The place was a pigsty.Copy !req
184. Susie had a bruise
from pulling the highchair over.Copy !req
185. The more I explained,
the phonier it sounded.Copy !req
186. I'm sure you're the best adoption
candidate they've had all month.Copy !req
187. They're sending this guy over this week
for work-site interviews. Please lie.Copy !req
188. - Can you take this girl in 3?
- We prefer to be called "women. "Copy !req
189. Judge for yourself.Copy !req
190. With my last two, I had Pitocin
and epidural with no complications.Copy !req
191. I'd love to pit you-Copy !req
192. With the monitor shortage, we don't
know if the baby's having distress.Copy !req
193. I'm in distress. If I wanted
a natural birth, I'd have stayed home.Copy !req
194. What's next? Natural dentistry?Copy !req
195. Okay, Ms. Amayo.Copy !req
196. Tina. How are you doing?Copy !req
197. It hurts.Copy !req
198. I'll put these on you for a reading.
Did they tell you about the monitors?Copy !req
199. I don't know.
There was a lot of stuff.Copy !req
200. - Oh, good, a doctor's here.
- Sorry, Tina, they didn't have X-Men.Copy !req
201. I'm Dr. Lewis.
I was just explaining the monitors.Copy !req
202. It's been a crazy day for her.Copy !req
203. - Your daughter's 13?
- She's not our daughter.Copy !req
204. We've only known Tina for a few
months. We're adopting her baby.Copy !req
205. She called us
when the contractions began.Copy !req
206. Her mother was out.Copy !req
207. - Did you find my momma?
- She's still not home. We'll try again.Copy !req
208. - Who examines that?
- Your urine specimen?Copy !req
209. We send it to the lab.Copy !req
210. - You'll tell them about my abduction?
- Well-Copy !req
211. Not that I expect them to have tests
to identify alien life.Copy !req
212. No, probably not.Copy !req
213. If they find anything unusual, maybe
the FBI or NASA will listen to them.Copy !req
214. They don't take phone calls from victims
of extraterrestrial insemination.Copy !req
215. - You're pregnant by aliens?
- It was so humiliating.Copy !req
216. I bet.Copy !req
217. Here's one more to go,
and this goes with it.Copy !req
218. For a pregnancy test.Copy !req
219. - Ready for another look?
- Could we do two laps?Copy !req
220. - I want to be at least four centimeters.
- She's very goal-oriented.Copy !req
221. Walk on.Copy !req
222. I hate men like that.
It gives you false hope.Copy !req
223. It's safer to believe
that guys like that don't exist.Copy !req
224. Finally, fresh recruits.
I thought this shift would never end.Copy !req
225. - What's the EBL?
- Five liters.Copy !req
226. Carter, wanna scrub in?Copy !req
227. I would, but I have to give a tour
of the hospital to the candidates.Copy !req
228. Stiff competition.Copy !req
229. Had a couple of hours to kill before
my interview at 4, so I came by.Copy !req
230. I was hoping you managed to get
a final draft of my letter of rec out.Copy !req
231. One draft, sent it last week.Copy !req
232. Great, great. Great.Copy !req
233. Great. Thanks.
Nice work.Copy !req
234. Peter, word's gotten around this is
where the resurrection is.Copy !req
235. I have some students
who wanna see you raise the dead.Copy !req
236. They'll have a good view there.Copy !req
237. They'll benefit from learning how and why
you decided to pursue this hopeless case.Copy !req
238. How and why?Copy !req
239. I saw the guy. I knew I could fix him.
I went to work.Copy !req
240. Pressure's 110/75.Copy !req
241. - Good call. She's abrupted.
- Anytime.Copy !req
242. - Yeah, whatever.
- He said he was gonna send some tickets.Copy !req
243. Are you still telling
that Scottie Pippen story?Copy !req
244. It's not a story.Copy !req
245. Here she comes. Conni!Copy !req
246. - Beet soup?
- That's what they say. Crazy.Copy !req
247. It's put a lot of women in labor.
It was in the papers.Copy !req
248. - What has?
- The beet soup at Doc Magoo's.Copy !req
249. - Induces labor.
- Come on.Copy !req
250. - I read that.
- It's not that far-fetched.Copy !req
251. A lot of plants
have ergot alkaloid derivatives.Copy !req
252. - What do those do?
- Make the uterus contract.Copy !req
253. - Susan?
- Yeah?Copy !req
254. I've been monitoring Leah Russell.
A few things don't add up.Copy !req
255. She hasn't been able to give us
a urine sample.Copy !req
256. Her chart shows she's had two
previous births, but she lives alone.Copy !req
257. - She's nervous, underweight...
- You're thinking drugs?Copy !req
258. I checked with the hospitals.
As a teen she had two crack babies.Copy !req
259. One she lost at six months.
One was taken away at birth.Copy !req
260. Lead the way.Copy !req
261. Here we go again. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
262. - I hate this part!
- Try to save your breath.Copy !req
263. If you don't get a vasectomy,
I swear you're having the next one!Copy !req
264. How big is this kid?Copy !req
265. Ease up on the pushing, okay?
There's the head.Copy !req
266. - Would you please shut up?
- She has to go through this herself soon.Copy !req
267. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
268. - That's it!
- Look at that one. She's a 10-pounder!Copy !req
269. I take it back.
You scream all you want!Copy !req
270. - Suction.
- The baby's lethargic. Apgar, three.Copy !req
271. Hold it! No, no.
All right, let's bag her.Copy !req
272. Is something wrong?Copy !req
273. Did you test positive for diabetes
during your prenatal care?Copy !req
274. What's wrong?Copy !req
275. Start CPR. I'm gonna intubate.Copy !req
276. Prep an umbilical line
and heel-stick a glucose.Copy !req
277. - Please?
- What is it? This didn't happen before.Copy !req
278. You may have developed gestational
diabetes during your pregnancy.Copy !req
279. Bolus, two cc's per kilo.
Is she breathing?Copy !req
280. Weak respiratory effort.Copy !req
281. Give her a 10 cc infusion of D10.
Stick her for another glucose.Copy !req
282. - Why isn't she crying?
- Your baby's been intubated.Copy !req
283. Try and lie back.
Lie back and relax.Copy !req
284. Jeanie said that you can't
give us a urine sample.Copy !req
285. Yeah, I tried.Copy !req
286. I suggest you try again
because if you can't produce a sample...Copy !req
287. we'll have to put a catheter in
to get one.Copy !req
288. - Why do you need it?
- So we can do a tox screen.Copy !req
289. You do them on white women?Copy !req
290. We do them on everyone who has
a history of drug or alcohol abuse.Copy !req
291. I suggest you cooperate.
Let me know the results.Copy !req
292. - You looked me up.
- Shall we?Copy !req
293. - You had to tell her?
- She's the doctor.Copy !req
294. I was just tripping
because I was busted before.Copy !req
295. - I was a kid then, but now I'm clean.
- Let's find out.Copy !req
296. - Pulse ox, 98.
- That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
297. Come here, you. Look at that.Copy !req
298. Dr. Greene, thank you. Thank you!Copy !req
299. - Wait, I didn't get it! Do that again.
- Thank you!Copy !req
300. - Dr. Ross?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
301. - Get over here! Come on!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
302. This is the doctor
that saved our little Renee!Copy !req
303. - I love you.
- All right.Copy !req
304. Me too, doc. I love you!Copy !req
305. You know what? I love this doctor too!Copy !req
306. I want a copy of that one.Copy !req
307. I'm taking Renee up to ICU to have them
check her. Congratulations.Copy !req
308. Yeah, get it on tape.Copy !req
309. Pleased to meet you. John Carter.
Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
310. - Ken Matsumitsu. You're from?
- I'm the local guy.Copy !req
311. - You're...?
- From Boston.Copy !req
312. Ken's the Howard Hughes Fellow
at Harvard.Copy !req
313. Congratulations.Copy !req
314. - John Carter.
- Andrea Zucker, Stanford.Copy !req
315. California. Explains the tan.Copy !req
316. No, I just did 10 months
in a clinic in Senegal.Copy !req
317. - Oh.
- This is Martin Fisher.Copy !req
318. - How are you?
- Martin Fisher?Copy !req
319. - Published in Nature last month.
- That's me.Copy !req
320. Okay, guys. We can all go home.Copy !req
321. Did you read it?
He cloned tyrosine kinase receptors.Copy !req
322. Wow. Well, shall we, with the tour?Copy !req
323. Her back is killing her. What can I do?Copy !req
324. Roll on your side.
When the contractions start...Copy !req
325. press down on her back
to give relief.Copy !req
326. - Like this?
- Yeah. Good.Copy !req
327. - Is she doing okay?
- Yeah, thanks to the two of you.Copy !req
328. I hope she's not
depending on us too much.Copy !req
329. - What do you mean?
- She needs a mother herself.Copy !req
330. We can only adopt a baby.
We can't take her too.Copy !req
331. - Give me the bullet.
- I'm Dr. Castiglioni, Internal Medicine.Copy !req
332. I'm in my 34th week. I have
a scheduled induction for Monday.Copy !req
333. My membrane ruptured 40 minutes ago.
I'm fully dilated.Copy !req
334. I'll take the express elevator
to Labor and Delivery.Copy !req
335. I'm sorry, but I and D
has maintenance problems.Copy !req
336. We're taking all admits in here today.Copy !req
337. - You have your hands full.
- Yeah, but we can handle one more.Copy !req
338. On my count. One, two, three.Copy !req
339. Sorry, I think you left this behind.Copy !req
340. Stage three carcinoma of the breast.
I had a mastectomy six years ago.Copy !req
341. Cancer flared up again last spring.Copy !req
342. I was started on a CMF chemo
regimen and slated for radiation...Copy !req
343. when I found out I was pregnant.Copy !req
344. - Any implications for the fetus?
- Ultrasounds looked fine.Copy !req
345. But methotrexate is contraindicated
in the first trimester.Copy !req
346. - I won't rest easy till I see this baby.
- It shouldn't be long.Copy !req
347. The angels were watching over her.Copy !req
348. If I'd had the radiation,
she would have gotten a toxic dose.Copy !req
349. - You suspended your treatment?
- For the first trimester.Copy !req
350. I've been on
a modified regimen since then.Copy !req
351. It wasn't a hard choice.
I've got a matter of months left.Copy !req
352. My baby has her whole life ahead.Copy !req
353. You were right, doctor.
You are fully dilated.Copy !req
354. Call Coburn, tell her
we've got one coming up.Copy !req
355. Dr. Coburn? No, please.Copy !req
356. I've worked too hard for this delivery
to have Coburn anywhere near it.Copy !req
357. You're old friends, huh?Copy !req
358. - Still, all the high-risks have to go up.
- I'm not considered high-risk.Copy !req
359. Dr. Lopez was going to induce me
in the birthing center.Copy !req
360. Is Ferdie there?Copy !req
361. I hope you're calling your husband.
The baby is on her way.Copy !req
362. My husband's already driving in.Copy !req
363. Fernando,
you'll never guess where I am.Copy !req
364. Let me hand you over to Dr. Mark Greene.Copy !req
365. It's my OB. Break it to him gently.
He's gonna be jealous.Copy !req
366. Look at this, standing room only.Copy !req
367. So you got Humpty Dumpty
back together again?Copy !req
368. Getting there.Copy !req
369. Marathon surgery.
You run the 20K too?Copy !req
370. Not since med school.
How does it look?Copy !req
371. Massive crush injury.
We should amputate.Copy !req
372. He'll live.
Might as well keep his arm.Copy !req
373. - It's longer than a long shot.
- It won't hurt to try.Copy !req
374. She'll thank you. Patient's mom,
she works over in Recovery.Copy !req
375. Said to tell you, "God bless. "Copy !req
376. Okay, spectators, no intermission.
We're going straight into the next act.Copy !req
377. Pulse ox, 97.Copy !req
378. I owe you an apology.
Your tox screen came back negative.Copy !req
379. I told you I kicked it.Copy !req
380. People don't think you can, but I did.Copy !req
381. - You must be a strong lady.
- Not enough to take much more of this.Copy !req
382. - There she is!
- Don't look at me. I'm a wreck!Copy !req
383. - This baby's giving you a real workout.
- That's for sure.Copy !req
384. I bought you some candy.Copy !req
385. We're pretty crowded.
We have to limit visitors.Copy !req
386. - But I'm her sister!
- Birthing coach and sister.Copy !req
387. Okay, just don't stay too long.Copy !req
388. Let me look at you.Copy !req
389. - Jeanie, have you seen Harper?
- Not recently.Copy !req
390. She sent a blood test
for the woman in Exam 2.Copy !req
391. - The alien abduction.
- Yeah, this is so odd.Copy !req
392. - I want my mama!
- We're with you, Tina.Copy !req
393. - Blow! Blow! Go on!
- It hurts!Copy !req
394. That's because your baby's coming.Copy !req
395. - Whoa, next door!
- Got it!Copy !req
396. Doing great, doctor. You're doing great.
Meconium in the fluid.Copy !req
397. Amnioinfuse 500 cc's normal saline.Copy !req
398. You push. I'll run the procedure.Copy !req
399. Do exactly what she said.Copy !req
400. Since then, I've had
the most awful nosebleeds.Copy !req
401. - Harper, there you are.
- Dr. Weaver.Copy !req
402. What possessed you to run a pregnancy
test on this visibly gestational woman?Copy !req
403. I had a lapse.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
404. Until the hypnosis,
I thought I was absent-minded.Copy !req
405. Maybe they gotten to you too.Copy !req
406. Maybe they beamed up the entire lab.
Her pregnancy test came back negative.Copy !req
407. Oh, yes!Copy !req
408. I told you
this was no ordinary conception.Copy !req
409. And it's not.
It's pseudocyesis, and a classic case of it.Copy !req
410. Ms. Clarke's pelvic exam confirms
the lab's. She's not pregnant.Copy !req
411. But look at her.Copy !req
412. Distended abdomen from hyperventilation
due to contractions.Copy !req
413. - She's got a colon full of gas.
- That's what they always say.Copy !req
414. Those creatures blew their
interstellar filth into my cavities,Copy !req
415. and it's hibernating there.Copy !req
416. Good choice.Copy !req
417. The father-in-waiting thing has
changed since the Ricky Ricardo days.Copy !req
418. Nice to preserve traditions.Copy !req
419. - Excuse me.
- Just a sec. I know how you feel-Copy !req
420. - Excuse me.
- Can't you see we're-?Copy !req
421. Jerry, right?Copy !req
422. - I just want to thank you again.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
423. Can you stay here for just one minute?
One minute, one minute.Copy !req
424. - How's the fetal heart rate?
- 140. Good variability.Copy !req
425. - I'm not progressing.
- You can do it.Copy !req
426. - Dr. Ross!
- I'm busy in here.Copy !req
427. - He's here, Scottie Pippen.
- Jerry.Copy !req
428. Okay, okay, I'll bring him here.Copy !req
429. Where'd he go?Copy !req
430. - Who?
- Scottie Pippen.Copy !req
431. - Is he kind of a tall guy?
- Yeah, you could say that.Copy !req
432. - Said to tell everyone, "Thanks. "
- Like they're gonna believe that!Copy !req
433. - I can't. I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
434. You are. Hold your breath,
use it to push the baby out.Copy !req
435. - I'm gonna die.
- No, you're not. You're doing beautifully.Copy !req
436. Okay, Tina.
One more time, and then you're there.Copy !req
437. - You said that before.
- You are doing such a hard thing.Copy !req
438. You're doing a great job. Some grown
women can't hang in there like that.Copy !req
439. - Really?
- Really. I'm so proud. Bear down!Copy !req
440. Bear down! Come on, bear down!Copy !req
441. Shouldn't be long now.
Did your friend leave?Copy !req
442. - Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?
- Sure.Copy !req
443. - Let me help you.
- I can do it.Copy !req
444. What's wrong?Copy !req
445. Get this damn stuff away from me.Copy !req
446. Your friend bring this?Copy !req
447. Am I ever gonna kick this stuff?
I've been clean for two months.Copy !req
448. But you did use crack
during your pregnancy?Copy !req
449. Yeah. I mean,
not too much after the beginning.Copy !req
450. I have to let the doctors know.Copy !req
451. - Help my partner! He was electrocuted!
- Grab that gurney!Copy !req
452. Come on! Lie him here!Copy !req
453. - Soaking wet. What happened?
- We were working in standing water.Copy !req
454. A 220 line fell. It must've been hot.Copy !req
455. Entrance wound, right palm. Exit wound
on the foot. Let's try Trauma 2.Copy !req
456. - Need a room!
- We'll move next door.Copy !req
457. - In here!
- Careful with the baby. Can we crowd in?Copy !req
458. 15 liters O-2 by mask.
Start him on an IV. Saline, TKO.Copy !req
459. Pulse ox.
Get him on a cardiac monitor.Copy !req
460. - Got a good vein here.
- Lidocaine 100 IV push.Copy !req
461. What about you? How you doing?Copy !req
462. When I knocked him away from the ladder,
I got a little jolt.Copy !req
463. Sit down. We'll take care of you.Copy !req
464. There you go.Copy !req
465. She is perfect.
Look at that, picture of health.Copy !req
466. Hello, beautiful. Hello.Copy !req
467. - I didn't think it'd be so hard.
- That's why they call it "labor. "Copy !req
468. I mean I didn't think it would
be so hard to see her...Copy !req
469. when I know...Copy !req
470. I love you.
I will always love you.Copy !req
471. - Easiest birth I've ever seen.
- We don't give extra credit on the Apgar.Copy !req
472. But when they come out
reciting Shakespeare...Copy !req
473. - He takes after his mom.
- Couldn't have done it without you.Copy !req
474. We're still trying
to clone your husband.Copy !req
475. Could happen.
Little Thomas is a chemistry experiment.Copy !req
476. In vitro fertilization. Miracle baby.Copy !req
477. Dr. Ross?Copy !req
478. We set up an OB on six.Copy !req
479. We'll start transporting the women
and their newborns.Copy !req
480. We've got one close to delivery.Copy !req
481. That's eight mothers to transport
and nine healthy newborns.Copy !req
482. That's a nice ratio, Dr. Greene.Copy !req
483. Moms did all the work.Copy !req
484. Dr. Ross, this is Mr. Wilson.
His wife had the twins.Copy !req
485. - Hi.
- Dispatch called.Copy !req
486. I was on the Berkeley run.
Snowed in out there.Copy !req
487. It took three hours to get a relief driver,
almost three more to get me back in.Copy !req
488. - Want to see your kids?
- Sure would.Copy !req
489. Come on.Copy !req
490. Here you go.Copy !req
491. Boys, I'd like you to meet your father.Copy !req
492. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you guys.Copy !req
493. That's not how it's gonna be.Copy !req
494. I'm gonna always be here for you
whenever you need me.Copy !req
495. And sometimes
when you think you don't.Copy !req
496. I'm your dad.Copy !req
497. And that's my job.Copy !req
498. To be there.Copy !req
499. You're gonna be a great father.Copy !req
500. They say it's all about
the kind of start you get.Copy !req
501. - She's crowning, Dr. Ross.
- The crack baby? Excuse me.Copy !req
502. Push, push, push.
Good. Yeah.Copy !req
503. You have a little girl.Copy !req
504. - Is she okay?
- She's beautiful.Copy !req
505. - Is she breathing?
- Yes, she is.Copy !req
506. Apgar, seven. Head circumference
may be on the small side.Copy !req
507. - What does that mean?
- It means...Copy !req
508. that your daughter,
for the moment, seems fine.Copy !req
509. You were doing crack while pregnant,
which causes developmental problems.Copy !req
510. Learning problems we may not know
about for years. I'm going to NICU.Copy !req
511. But you're bringing her back,
though, right?Copy !req
512. You're giving her back to me?Copy !req
513. - I'll get to have her?
- Yes, you probably will.Copy !req
514. So even though my family
was predisposed to law...Copy !req
515. I was the black sheep
and decided to go into medicine.Copy !req
516. Shoot. Can I try again?Copy !req
517. The point is to tie the knot without
pulling the clip away from the magnet.Copy !req
518. I know.Copy !req
519. Mr. Carter, can you run through the steps
of an adrenalectomy?Copy !req
520. Sure. Identify the mass by CT.Copy !req
521. Make a Kocher incision.Copy !req
522. - I almost had it.
- What if that had been a patient...Copy !req
523. and your inept technique caused
uncontrolled arterial hemorrhage?Copy !req
524. I would repair the damage...Copy !req
525. and proceed.Copy !req
526. Good answer, Mr. Carter.Copy !req
527. It may not be possible to tie that knot
without dropping the magnet.Copy !req
528. But you didn't lose your cool,
and that matters.Copy !req
529. That and your academic records,
your board scores and your letters of rec.Copy !req
530. - Quite frankly-
- Vucelich sent his standard glowing report.Copy !req
531. Still didn't fix the typo
in the second paragraph.Copy !req
532. It's Dr. Benton's letter
that gives us the most pause.Copy !req
533. I am at a loss to explain-Copy !req
534. You're one of the first students
to survive Dr. Benton.Copy !req
535. But to have him use words like "solid"
in connection with surgical technique...Copy !req
536. High praise from Benton.Copy !req
537. Not to mention "full knowledge
of anatomy and diagnostic tools. "Copy !req
538. That's tantamount to gushing.Copy !req
539. - Are you sure he wrote this?
- He did.Copy !req
540. Well, you're a most
impressive candidate.Copy !req
541. But we have
many impressive candidates.Copy !req
542. One last thing.
Tell us why you want to be a surgeon.Copy !req
543. It's not a trick question.Copy !req
544. No.Copy !req
545. I see people with injury or disease...Copy !req
546. and I know that I can fix them.Copy !req
547. So that's what I want to do.Copy !req
548. Excuse me, nurse.
How soon before they move her?Copy !req
549. It shouldn't be too long.Copy !req
550. You probably have time. I'm starving.Copy !req
551. I'll run to that diner across the street
and get her something to eat.Copy !req
552. I love that beet soup
I had there last night.Copy !req
553. Do you know what that lady
in Curtain 1 just said?Copy !req
554. - What?
- I'm out of here.Copy !req
555. - You're not gonna join us?
- No, sorry. I gotta see someone.Copy !req
556. - Join who?
- Leslie! Leslie!Copy !req
557. He's beautiful.Copy !req
558. - You two finally have your family.
- I'm so sorry I missed it.Copy !req
559. Thank you, Harris, for everything.Copy !req
560. We're making you two the godfathers.Copy !req
561. Too good to be true.Copy !req
562. Re-check his crit in 30 minutes.Copy !req
563. Don't forget, 15 mgs
per kilogram per minute.Copy !req
564. Page me if his systolic BP
drops under 100.Copy !req
565. - Carter, what are you doing here?
- Brought you dinner.Copy !req
566. Tofu, brown rice, veggies on the side.Copy !req
567. Thanks.Copy !req
568. I know it's been hard lately.Copy !req
569. I just wanna thank you, for setting
the bar high, for everything.Copy !req
570. For being a good example.Copy !req
571. The interview went okay, huh?Copy !req
572. It's hard to say. I think so.Copy !req
573. Is that guy gonna live?Copy !req
574. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
575. It's just, now that I've seen her...Copy !req
576. She's so pretty.Copy !req
577. Yes, she is. But it's also
a huge responsibility.Copy !req
578. Not that much.Copy !req
579. I have a baby,
and it's an impossible job.Copy !req
580. You never think
you're doing well enough.Copy !req
581. My mom will help.Copy !req
582. I'd pay you guys back someday
for the prenatal stuff.Copy !req
583. We don't want the money.Copy !req
584. You shouldn't change your mind now
where everything's so emotional.Copy !req
585. Tina! My baby!Copy !req
586. Oh, look at this!Copy !req
587. - We tried to find you.
- A boy or a girl?Copy !req
588. - A girl.
- That's lucky.Copy !req
589. - She's just like you. Lots of hair.
- I think she knows me.Copy !req
590. She's got your eyes.Copy !req
591. - Look at that.
- I wanna keep her.Copy !req
592. Of course you do.
Look at that itty-bitty face.Copy !req
593. Excuse me, is there another
Hotel Dupree around this area?Copy !req
594. No, it's the only one. Problem?Copy !req
595. No, it's just not the dive I expected.Copy !req
596. I'm here to see a guest. Ray Ross?Copy !req
597. No, Mr. Ross is in the bar.Copy !req
598. - Why am I not surprised?
- But he isn't a guest.Copy !req
599. Mr. Ross owns this hotel.Copy !req
600. - Hey.
- Doug. What a surprise.Copy !req
601. - You found me.
- You left your number.Copy !req
602. Yeah.Copy !req
603. Come on, have a drink.Copy !req
604. Listen, Ray,
I just wanted to give you these.Copy !req
605. I was gonna play along, Ray,
like Mom and I always did.Copy !req
606. Kind of take your gifts
that drop out of the blue.Copy !req
607. I decided, no, not gonna
let you get away with it.Copy !req
608. Not this time. So...Copy !req
609. You're not my father.
A father is someone who was there.Copy !req
610. - You never were.
- I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
611. You and your mother deserved better.Copy !req
612. - She did.
- You did too.Copy !req
613. - Hey, Jimmy, a bottle of Maker's here.
- Right away.Copy !req
614. I'm beat.
I delivered eight babies today.Copy !req
615. Yeah. Sure, I understand.Copy !req
616. The night you were born,
I swore I was a changed man.Copy !req
617. Your mother must have told you
how you came into this world.Copy !req
618. It's a hell of a story. She must
have told you about the skates, huh?Copy !req
619. She tell you about the skates?
We were at the cabin, and the lake-Copy !req
620. - The cabin, the one the bank took back?
- Well, that was a mix-up.Copy !req
621. You weren't due for another two weeks,
and your mother went into labor.Copy !req
622. - Right.
- And the lake was frozen over.Copy !req
623. The doctor was afraid to drive
across the ice.Copy !req
624. So there's your mother...Copy !req
625. strapping on skates
between contractions.Copy !req
626. I thought I'd have to deliver you myself.Copy !req
627. - Where is everybody?
- You're the last one to clock out.Copy !req
628. - It's my last day for a while.
- Good luck.Copy !req
629. Excuse me.
Do you have any beet soup tonight?Copy !req
630. - You want the beet soup?
- Surprise!Copy !req
631. - Oh, they got you good!
- They did, didn't they?Copy !req
632. I hate you guys! I hate you!Copy !req
633. - Congratulations, any day now.
- We're so happy for you.Copy !req
634. - And happy it's not us.
- Well put.Copy !req
635. Here you go.
Little Susie liked it. I hope you do.Copy !req
636. One order of beet soup, and we
can rush back for Conni's delivery.Copy !req
637. I wish!Copy !req
638. Good shot. Are you out of breath?Copy !req
639. No, no, no. Get out of there!Copy !req
640. - You're getting slow in your old age.
- Come on, give me a break.Copy !req
641. No, you can't spin it!
Watch this one.Copy !req
642. Better guard. Score right there.Copy !req
643. - Rematch. Two out of three.
- What do you wanna play for?Copy !req
644. Tickets to the Bulls game.
One for each of us, all right?Copy !req
645. You're on. Let's go.Copy !req
646. - Come on.
- All right.Copy !req
647. Are you out of breath yet?
You need to sit down?Copy !req
648. Ready? Men are up.Copy !req
649. That's a score, champ. Ready?Copy !req